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Often the beggar who asks for n
qunrtoy would be moi'.; than satisfied
With a dime.
Time spent In looking out of the win
dow Isn't wasted If you happen to see
a fat man slip on n banana pool.
As a matter of fnct, very few young
men are actually kicked by the girl's
father.
All a man has to do who wants to
Start a secondhand shoe store Is to go
forth at night with u cat trained to sing
on the back fences.
Knowing how to make money and
making money are two quite different
propositions.
A. few Judicious killings In the early
part of tho season appear to greatly
lmprqve the flavor of the peach crop.
A good name In Bnssla Is one that
contains all of tk e letters of the alpha-
bet
A. V
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It Is well to hold the same politic^}
▼lows as the man from whom you
with to borrow Money.
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It is b^a to convince ft WOMan that
•^^.iflalr Is becoming to her.
f In tho matter of their own career few
are willing to judge the future by the
past.
Yin Atlantic <& Birmingham Ry.
S'. Louis, Atii , Account Loui
siana Purchase Exposition, May i-
November / 30, 1904.
Season Excursion 'pickets will be
sold daily, beginning April 26th,
ana continuum miring tpejperiod of
the Erijiocit'ion, with Haul. limit
December Jo, 1004. ^.otmd , trip
rate from Vienna 135.46.
Sixty-Day EfoijiBiou .Tickets will
be soid daily, beginning April 26lh,
aril continuisg during tbe period of
the Exposition,- with final date to
leave St. Louis, returning, sixty-
days in addition to dale of sale.
Final date in no case to exceed Duo.
16, 1904. Sound trip rate from
Vienna $20.00.
Fifteen-Day Excursion, rickets
will be sold >A] ril 26th and con
tinuing during period of Exposition,
with final date to leave,, St. . Louis
returning fifteen (16) days from date
of sale Round trip rate from
Vienna $24.2o.
(Vaeli Excursion Tickets will be
told May lfltb uml aist, with final
date to h ave St. Loais returning ten
10) days In in in d including date
of sale, Round trip rate from
Vivhua 1 i',35.
Fcv m-I.C.’i.’i j and full inromiation
apply io .1 ,1 MILLIGAN.
Vienna, Ga.
After a. few years la a boarding house
a tnnn/ls resigned to matrimony.
> .1 fiolnotimcs tbo strongest man cannot
4aIso a dollar.
'Secondhand advice Is a drag on the
market. There Is such a large supply
of now advice going to waste.
While yoi may not be able to tell how
old an egg is, .vou can perhaps tell bow
young It Isn't.
Often a man of little consequence as
sumes an undue Importance If he is the
father of a pretty girl.
Wanted—Agents, Hustlers, Sales
men, Clerks and everybody who
wants to enjoy a good hearty laugh
to spnd 60c for “Tips to Agents. ,J
Worth $60 to any porson who soils
goods for a living. If not satisfac
tory your money back. Ciroular
for stanip. The Dr. V\ hhe Eleotrio
Comb Co., Deoatur, 111.
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MTN TED—SJBVEltAL INDUSTKI
OUS Persons In eaeh state .to travel for
hones eitat fished eleven years and with a
largo capital, to call upon merchants and
agents for successful and profitable line.
Perinanont engagement. Weekly ;ash
salary of $24 ana all traveling expenses
and hotol bills advances in cash eaoh week
Exporionco not essential. Mention refer,
ence and enclose self-addressed envelope.
THE NATIONAL. 882 Dearbfirn
Ohicag
DRS. GREENLEAF
& HOLLEYMAN
V Offer to the Afflicted
. The readers of this paper will
be entitled to treatment for from
$:.00 per month for any Chronic
Disease of either sex, and all medi
cines furnished free of charge. We
give a few of the most common
diseases below, such as Asthma,
Chronic Cattarrh and Cattarrhal
Deafness, Epilepsy, Dyspepsia,
Clirohio Stomachaud Bowel troubles
Paralysis, Rupture, ThroatTroubles
Whiskey and Morphine Habiis, Lung
and Heart Troubles, Kidney and
Bladder Diseases, Rheumatism,
Dropsy, Ohhronio Ulcers and sores.
£11 cases taken under Guarantee.
Special Diseases Of Women,
These rales will also apply to
women who are suffering from any
of the following diseases: Uterine
Displacements of all kinds, Ovarian
Troubles, Leucorrbea (Whites), and
all other Chronio Diseases peouliar
to the female sex. Women are
often' submitted to painful aud
dangerous' operations which are
entirely unnecessary; just such
cases are^cured by our treatment
dail^ without operations or delay
from their daily duties.
Robes, Embalming, and all thmgs|
necessa y for putting away the
dead. Coffins at any price
from $3 up. Money saved #
on every order. Leave
orders at Progress
office in
to go on
next train
GOODS
At piices loo low to name.
)Siy entire stock of Spring
and Summer Millinery is
on sale at bargain prices.
Nothing reserved.
Everything going.
Goods new and up to date
Mrs, R. P. MITCHELL.
I HAVE SOME
BARGAINS
To offer in
SUMHER SUITS
1 take orders for Tailor
Made Suits. The house I
represent has marked down
60 patterns for the season.
Call at my office over' Walton’s
store and be measured for a suit
to suit you and nt the bargain
price offered. Patisfaettou sure.
I will make special prices
on Cleaning and Pressing
to those who buy sniis from
me during tho 1904 season.
Clening, pressing and dying tohrd
G. O, EARNEST.
Special Diseases Of Men.
Lost vigor. Men, are you
strong, physically, as you ought to
be? Is your memory failing? Are
you low apirited? If so, Come to
us arid wo will restore you to health
and make life a daily pleasure to
you instead of a burden. Are yon
suffering from any of the following
d if eases i Gonorrhea, Gleet, Ilydrocel
Vcricocole. : Strioturo cured quiokly
anti permanently without the use of
the knife by our original absorption
method. We cure Syphilis (blood
disease) by our Twentieth Century
Method permanently without the use
of Mercury of Potash. If you are
one of the unfortunate ones who
has contracted this awful disease,
come to us and he cared, so the
effeots of your indiscretion will not
bo handed down to vour offspring
in the shape or 8orofula, Consump
tion or. Rheumatism. We can
cleanse your blood of all the poiton
and impurities and make life bright
Jot you onoe more.
PILES.
LAriAR CLAY, - ; - Macon, Ga.
Undertaker and Licensed Etnbalmer
WANTED—FAITHFUL PEBSON
to call on retail trade and agents for manu
facturing houso having well-established
business; local territory; straight salary
|20 paid weekly and expense money ad-
rie
vanced; previous experience unnecessary
nosition permanent; business successful
Eucloso solt-addresscd envelope. Superin
tondont Travelers, 606 Monon Build!
Chicago. .., N
ng
CITY BARBER SHOP.
Wnen in tne city please oall at
- the city Barber shop, got a hair cut,
shave, shampoo and faoe massagr,
clean-towels, sharp razors and polite
attention a specialty.
UNDERTAKER
. Leave orders at Progress oftu:
for coffins, caskets, ana robe..
Deposit the amount you wish t
invest in an outfit., and 11 will sen .!
the besji and nioest that the money
will I uy and ship it on next train
C’of* : i s ■ ! ' to -t pi-'i rnii
“G.R.C.
99
3s Guaranteed to Cure
Rheumatism, Syphilis, Scrofula, Blood
Poison, Swellings, Stiff,-Painful Joints,
Backache, Old 8orefi, Bolls, arid, all
diseases arising from Impure or Impov
erished blood. It it tells to euro, or
does not satisfy the'purchaser of Its
worth, we will
Refund the Money
paid direct to us, or to any druggist or
dealer th medicine, for Holden, Rhcm
matlo Cure. When you want a blood
medicine, Insist on having "G. R. Q."
If your dealhr do^ not hoye.lt, ask him
to order It for you; or send your money
us by'mail, and we wfil ship "Q. R.
C.” to you with all express charges
prepaid?* Price tl.00 per bottle? six
for *5,00.
THE G. R. C. CO.,
Do you suffer from Piles?. Haye
vou a relative or friend that does?
If so, send them this paper and
let them learn where # tbey can be
cured under a written guarantee of
money refunded in every case that
we undertake to treat, without any
cutting, tying, or burning opera
tions of any kind, and without any
necessary detention from their
business. (We do not Bend out any
treatment for Piles by mail, hut
treat them only at our office) We
cine the following Reotal disease
under guarantee also: Reotual Fis
tula, Pretapsos Ani, Ulcerations,'
Fissure, eto.
We have many testimonials from
the most prominent citizens of the
State that we have cured of Piles
and other Chronic diseases and will
gladly snow them to you ifyou will
call at our office and see us.
Drs. GPEENLEAF &
HOLLEYMAN.
Specialists,
filacon, Ga.
Consultation and Advice Free.
If impossible to call, write us
about your disease with stamp
enclosed for reply. These rates
will apply to all oases trea ted by
mail.
Driven to Desperation
Living at an out of the way place
remote from civilization, a family
is often driven to desperation in
case of accident, resulting in Burns,
Cuts, Wounds Uloers, etc. Lay in a
supply of Buoklen's Arnica Salve.
It’s the best on,earth. 25c, at Vienna
Drug Co.
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TAYLOR STEAM ENGINES
COMPLETE
OUTFITS
GRIST
MILLS
MILL
SUPPLIES
TAYLOR ,
SAW MILLS
Newly
Equipped ,
Boiler Works
Machine
Shops and
: Foundry
BfHS Wire Inil, firm Proof Roofing, Spray Pump*, Mown, Rakes, Separator*.
Wt srIH Make It to Year Intersil to Figure with Us.
MALLARY BROS. MACHINERY CO.
MACON, CA.
Hospitality at
Small Ex er.se
Entertaiume:'t--that is, pleasure
to your guests-'-doSa-not depend bn
the-money you spend, but on your
own knowledge of how to receive
and]extend hospitality. Christine
Terhune Herriok tells you all about
it. Postpaid, 50 cents.
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