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t. Jf moa Laxative is the original lemon medioino.
tHblo i ^rmrinT 011 - 8 und 5 thl!r Larmloss but powerful voge-
. a _ mgrodients, is a safe, sure and speedy euro for
Indigestion, Constipation, Torpid Liver, Headachp
stnmnni!°f" 1°K tho , B y stem p* all impurities, tones up the
puts the liver and kidneys in perfeot .
ami nmvnrfifi^i . 1 ? ,n ' te8 ,J r » a 11 ®"'- It is gentle but prompt
ana powerful in action, pleasant to take and always reliable.
■ AHAD -raw. „ J° n SAXE BY AL:L WWOOISTS.
LAMAR, TAYLOR & RILEY DRUG CO., Manufacturers, Macon, Ga.
■ UKrf
HOT!.
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• in 1904 to users of Lion Coffee. Not only will the
good, as heretofore, for the valuable premiums we
PERT'PARACRAn iS.
It is really qulto reprehensible to
brepk n law if you'are a rich man. If
you nre a hobo if is criminal.
Dogs are optimists. Their wag is al
ways more vigorous tliun their bark.
A rich widow can take her time and
her pick.
' Sometimes n lad is no such jTool as
his granddad feels that he has a right
to be.
Frequently the man who goiyi to the
school of ^experience feels like licking,
the teachers.
When a man tells n girl that she Is
good looking It is not news to her.
Faith and Hope are sometimes con
spicuous by their absence at a charity
ball
Though a man may
love a yellow dog al
most to distraction,
yet it is not safe to
offer him a dollar for
fe .
• While the proper
Study of mankind is
sag it ts lm - - „
proper, though quite 3 |
useless, to study wo- £
No gas company feels tliut long court
ships should bo encouraged.
What makes doing nothing seem hard
to some people Is because they cannot
draw a salary for It.
MAKING SPORT SAFE.
When you see the horses chasing ‘
All nr omul the mighty track.- I
And you wish you could correctly
Guess which ono would (lrst get back, I
If you haven’t any money.
Make a mind bet—be a sport—
Vou will find It as productive,
Maybe, us the other sort.
Often when you place your money
On a very likely horse,
Leisurely he comes home sallinfc
Back nt llfih place on the course;
But If all your heavy betting
When the winning horse you choso
In your mind is done you never
Stund the slightest chance to lose.
Looking nt the prancing horses,
You can pick out one and sny,
“In my mind I bet n thousand
On the nimble little bay.”
Ten to one he Is a winner.
Scoring, then the race Is o’er.
On him had you placed good money
He’d have come In number four.
That’s tho reason It Is better
With yourself your bets to place.
Then you do not miss the money j
Every time you lose n race,
And It docs not call for walking
If your horse comes out behind.
If he wins for you a thousand
You can’spend It—in your mind.
Loaded For Them.
“Eddie, do you know wbat happens
to l>n<J little boys?”
“Yes'm, tile boars eut ’em up.’'
“lUfcri why don’t you try to bo
good?”
“Unit! S’pose I am afraid of bears?
Buy, I got a toy pistol j”
3 Rightly Named.
He sampled of the peanuts
And other things to eat.
And that was why they called him
The policeman on the beat.
The Village War Eroert.
-J&PS tb A gentleman who sits ,
About tho country store
And Bpouts may have as many wit* *
About him, maybe more,
i Than some whoso knowledge really
hurts—
Our regulation war experts.
Is he formed from another mold
Or made of different clay
I Because his humble togs ore old.
His hair adorned With hayT
1 The experts may be Bweller dresser^
| But are they any better guessersT
| For my part, I would rather trust
! The village war expert
t To tsll me which contestant must,
; E’er It Is o’er, get hurt
( He may not know which side wlllYwst.
! But nolther does the other one.
Bargain Counter Habit.
“What have you today In the way of
CakeBT" asked the young lady with
ftoulful eyes as she leaned- ‘over the
counter at the matrimonial agency and
chewed reflectively on her gem,
“We have one here whose. title is
guaranteed by a trust company, who is
gentle and well broken and warranted
to comp up to the advertisement, or the
money refunded. He goes today at the
ruinous rate of only 560,000.”
^“Will his 'complexion match, my eye-,
brows?” asked the girl, gazing at the
photograph.
“If not, we make alterations to suit,”
replied the accommodating clerk.
“Has he* a past that Justifies the
priceY’
“One that would make your half
cnrl.”
“Do yon throw In a mother-in-law for
good measure?”
“Positively not nt this price.”
“I think he might do,” said the young
lady, with a faraway look in her eyps,
“only I am afraid pa will . kick on the
price. Haven’t you something as good
marked down to $40,098?”
Chose the Safer Way.
Ralph Tennel hod come to the pc ,
ing of the ways. •’•**’ j
Reared In ^ mp 0 j luxury-he / ha l 4
tumbled out of it just as he was / i4*eh-
lng manhood's bright dawrjmg n nd
now he stood on the street w ith
bis hands in his pockets and a great,
unsatisfied longing in (he southwest
quarter section of his r .4totnacb.
Hq had been tlirr^a on ills own re
sources, metaphorically speaking; as a
matter of fact ’xe did not have -My re
sources on w'xlch to be thrown.
Filled wUjd bitterness, which hq did
not find i* vKXy good substitute for a
breakfafyt, he was aXmoBt ‘tempted to
wait tc/r nightfall‘bird rob ulbank. But
It wsa only for -all instant. His Letter
nature triumphed und-in‘a-clear, ring
ing; voice the ‘said: “No, Ralph Tefc-
n'eT, though hvngry, 'will never -bo
guilty of such « tblug. 4 will organize
ia trust In one t>f the necessities of .life.
It may 'net 'be so honorable, but Hhe
returns ‘are more 1 certain and thetrlsk
Is not nearly so -great"
- i|f You Are ^Pinched,
When you go out to paint the town
A bright Vermillion huo
It ma,v seem copper ctfforod
Before the job Is through.
The Hardest Way.
’ Some men are born great,
While some have to wait
Till greatness upon them Is ’’throated;”
Some greatness achieve,
But most who believe
In trying that method go busted.
.■-r’,';. No Purchasing Power.
^JfYtru remember the saying, ‘Who
steals my ptjr.se jiteals trash.’ ” ’
■ •‘•'Yes,' find I always thought that the
man who said it must have had his
Itoiie fliu.T . V. '
, u , . ’ " rif.'.i- ' ’ I,'‘nd,
“She married a poo\.”
■■■-,• “Boor Rirll”
} “Don’t silty he.. "hey are rolling In
/Wealth. He is a breakfast food poet.”
., Sees It Then.
■' When on a man you get a Joke
He sees no point to It’, x.' \ /
But let It be on other folk
Ard he will have a fit.
Certain Things.
“It is pleasanter to give than to re
ceive.”
“If you rnre speaking of ’.the grip,
yes."
Acceptable Substitute. '"■>
-Oh, when a man Is short on hair
It does not hurt his chanoes
If he has lots of coin to spare
For theaters and qanccs.
Couldn't Help Being Hilarious.
“Kitty sqemed perfectly Intoxicated
with the dance last night.”
_ “Yes, she snhl she had not been in
the room twenty minutes before she
had a full programme.”
Objected to One Form.
- “Do yon believe In punishment after
tear
“No; I always did object to leag to
ners! sermons."
What They Will
shall never love again.”
“1 >nn->' •" ' ’ -' "•?? "•eiro** of fh*
.PERT PARAGRAPHS.
A man could not dictate so freely to
his stenographer were he not>paylng
her wages.
S o m -.e men
really ‘like to
work, hut,, then,
experts‘leay that
all of. us are
more or less in
sane. ■
krt is not long-
in a comic- i-
f er. It-is broau
1f. eucdessfnl. V*
■ It Is hard to convince a boy..In school
on a warm day that time flies.
Two-lieads tiro better than'one if yon
wisji -tb 'get-, aii efigagement. in n’.mu-.
seum. '
It Is enough to make the weather
prophet humble to think of what Is
liable to happen next day.
Even am open winter should be a
closed incident by the 1st of Hay.
Yon wonder how some men yon
know an* over going to And ttoa to
LION <
We are going to be more liberal than eve
Lion-Heads, cut from the packages, be
have always given our customers, but
muyv >i*ways mvvtj out customers, due
Sn Addition to tfcs Regular File Premium*
make a a ome L o l fowpa d tron S il ‘ ent '-“« »<> estimates In our $50,000.00 Grand Prise Contests, which will
P . .ich men and women. You can send in as many estimates as desired. There will be
TheF
TWO GREAT CONTESTS
v” —«t MmtoSt will be on the July 4th attendance at the St. tents World’s Fair; the second relates to Total
rot* For President to be cast Nov. 8, 1904. $90,000.00 will be distributed in each of these contests, making
$49,000.00 on the two, and, to make it still more interesting, in addition to this amount, we will give a
Brand First Prize of $5,000.00 contests,' and thus your estimates have two
ItototftotoHaaBHMatoHmMHi opportunities of winning a big cash prize.
■M Printed blanks to
vote on found in
every Lion Coffee Pack
age. The 2 cent stamp
covers the expense of
our acknowledgment to
you that your es-
^830 timate is recorded.
Pive Lion-Heads Wj/B
cut from Lion
Coffee Packages and a
acent stamp entitle you
((tn addition to the reg
ular free premiums)
to' ene vote in
either contest: H
WORLD’S 'FAIR CONTEST
■What will bs tho total July 4th attendance at tho St. Louis
WorkVa Fair? At Chicago, July 4,1893, tho attendance wan 283,273.
'Forjneare.t comet estimates received In Woolaon Splco Com
pany a office, Toledo, Ohio, on or before Juno 30th, 1904, we will
• tlvwSrst prize forthe’neareit correct eatlmate, aecond prize to tho
next neareat, etc.,’ etc., aa follow!:
1 First Prize ; i *2,600.00
1 Second Prize 1,000.00
2 Prizes—$500.00 eaoh 1,000.00
6 Prizes— 200.00
lO Prizes— 100.00
20 Prizes—
60 Prizes—
1260 Prizes—
1-300 Prizes—
60.00
20.00
10.00
6.00
. . 1,000.00
. .1,000.00
. .1,000.00
. . 1 ,000.00
. .2,500.00
. 9,000.00
2139 PRIZES,
TOTAL, *20,000.00
PRESIDENTIAL VOTE CONTEST »
What will be tho total Popular Vote cait for Prealdcnt (vote*
for nil candidates combined) at tho election November 8, j.sj-k in
1900 election, 13.959.653 pcoplo voted for President. For near- St cor
rect ostlmatoa recolved In Woolaon Spice Co.’s, office, To. do, O.,
on or boforo Nov. 5,1904, we will zlvo flrat prize for the nearest cor
rect estimate, aecond prize to the next neat est, etc.,otc., ns follows:
1 Flrct Prtzo * a, 5°S’SR
1 Second Prize 1 ‘2S2’SS
2 Prizes—*600.00 uaoh 1,000.00
6 Prizes— 200 00 ’’ 1,000.00
10 Prlzoe— 100.00 ” 1,000.00
20 Prizes— 50.00 •’ 1,000.00
po.on " -.. i .ooo.oo
10.00 “ 2,600.00
G.00 “ ; p.ooo.op
50 Prlzcn
250 Prizes
1800 Prizes
2130 PRIZES,
TOTAL, *20,000.00
4279
S Distributed to the Public—aggregating $45,000.00—In addition to which wo shall give 55,COO
‘ to Propera* Clarks (tea particulars In L|OH COFFEE paces) making a grand total of $50,000.00.
(COMPLETE DETAILED PARTICULARS IN EVERY PACKAGE OP
woolson Spice co., (contest def>*t.)
You never henr of the batik clerk
who takes mobe’pwlth which to specu
late and makes u winning. • ■ .
Taken from the old masters—the
slaves.
Umbrellas usually keep lent whether
they oelebrate Easter or not
When a v.nnf Is, transformed into s
must-have tbero is twund to he -nome-
; Xfiui -cliig- -*•
Suii’hpr rr.i. ehes must/he .uindc In
j eti" other jpijacf!.
Whore Ihere js.a *911! there la a law-
: y5r not far Away;
When an elephant catches the grip
he is well supplied with baggage.- . •
A straw te-lLwhlcli way thb’wiiid
blows and "also which way the lemon
ade flows;
A great doctor claims that it is un
healthy to toko a bath. How about
tho health of those who have to live
with the unwashed?
It Is'the luck of most men when they.
find a ten dollar bill to Immediately
discover ‘ho owner.
» HE KNOWS.
8 That marriage ic 11. fjreat success
i j ‘ No matter nil..that has been said,
, By evidence proyed, not^by guess,
You get it straight Crmn Newlywed.
’ Ho knows It from experience;
V . A week of joy he’.s lived the pace,
And so in sentences Intense ~
He proves conclusively the case. ;
TOLEDO,
Cotiidn’t Help It.
'“What made Jones bristle up spwhfjb.
we .wore talking of the adyanthgto;^*
adverstly?*’'' •
“Oh, he was on the hog-so long, you
know.” . .
■J,
j mi.
if e/oi3l
m —
mmp
You Have-to Do It.
Dig iijj—ttil« Is thv me$ry lay ■ _
Tliat's chanted to younlcht and dagr
I* mpkes you feel riot vary gay. -
( • Dig up.' , . ’
Dig up—ft- Is you;- only change ' .
Tc ’Sce^-y-' rVlf ‘n- ; iimtcnancs < I
Or gbf.a Minay pjiU-“...it-glance, ’1;
’ Big wv ': ; • '•
Dig up for It Is’Sd, die-up fur foe;
Dig up^dlK .up, w’-icrs’er s ju va.
, No matter I hat It bains You so,
. i\p. , . ’
m
Who’has a’Xcttcr right to know
Then.ma-ffled men, pray" tell nte this,-
If they tiayifHad three days or so -
Of sweet, ecstatic, wedded bliss?
Then adk the fellow right away,
If you’re quite anxious to find out.
For In a year or two he may -•
Upon the subject be Ip doubt.
Good Discipline For Him.
• “Do you enjoy aka ting, Ethel?"
"Tee, hugely. I feel such a aenw at
having a good Influence when Jack la
town on hi* knees on the. Ice tagging
1 —- -»kr‘- ‘-nr.a "'a hnnda all
/t Liked-the Security.-. ’.
“Good deed’s are better than moMy.”
- “Very truf. ,ff you have deeds to a ’
few good.-corner, lots no bonk'can
and tie up your '(hebme.”;
' Foot Thlngl ‘ '
She couldn't .do the washing,
It always made her sick.
But she could go
A month or so
On shopping expeditions
And never miss a Holt.
A Wsssntln* View, ,
"Why Is tt calked Nap ytoP'Mff-