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THB FELLOWS WHO DON'T GfiV
CAUGH1*.
Tt cne original lemon medieine.
table and / ther harm ' eB8 but powerful vege-
- ,, “I. ,n Sredient8, is a safe, sure and speedy cure for
Indigestion, Constipation, Torpid Liver, Headache,
and powerful in nction^leasant'to tako an^alwiys refiaWe^
LAMAR, |AYLbRl|W Macon, Oa.
The absence of slitrifT sale no
tices in the different papers shows
well for the slate.
The men aro learning to go with
out their coats and women arc learn
ing to lespeot them for it.
Thebarbeoue in Cordele yerterttay
was as fine as you ever poked a fork
into. And plenty ot other good
victuals and the Cordele people en
joyed giving their friends a goqd
time. There was plenty of free
lemonade and free soda water and a
nice crowd was there to enjoy it.
Dr. R. M. Carlisle’s L&B kills
the germs of all diseases by enhaling
and drinking the same. AIbo take
a dose of Carlisle’s Liver Pills once
a week and cat anything you want,
and mow fat and happy.
DR. R. M. CARLISLE & CO.
470 Poplar St. Macon, Ga.
For sale by all druggists.
'i
A Remarkable Woman.
Gho hasn't exactly a clear, brilliant mind;
Bhc doesn't exhibit acumen.
Her equal at logic It's not hard to And,
This very remarkable woman.
At whist shn Is certainly apt to talk out
Whenever the trump Is elusive.
When winning she really Is tempted to
, . shout,
Her Joy Is so full und effusive.
Ghq spends nil the money that times to
FefTiariar
JSjr husband oft finds her coercive.
Of household economy, you understand.
Sho'p clearly, distinctly subversive.
A paragon she to her hueband seeme,
though.
No quarrel Is ever fomented.
Gho never, no, never, says, "I told ygu
so.”
And so he Is deeply contented.
You never hear of the bank cnehlor
Who borrows n tidy sum
To dip in wheat or buck the street
And gather a private crumb.
If ho succeed." and bis misdeeds
To Jlgbt are never brought,
It's ovejjfiore plain sailing for
The a,an tvlu, isn't caught.
The statesman who Is ever true
And honest, If it pays!
Who wouldn' t steal or make a deal
A bunch of coin to raise—
Unless. perchance, some clrcumstanco
Threw him a ehady prize—
It no one knows, do you suppose
He'll ever make thorn wlee?
The trusted judge who would not budga
A half Inch, If at nil, '
Plies up tho dough In brinks, although
His Balary Is Small,
You would not^prlnt tho faintest hint
That juatloo could bo bought.
I do not say It goes that way;
I know he Isn't caught
And so It goes, when no one knows
Just what lo In the breeze,
That some who wear a pious air
And live a Ufo of ease
Aro honored and accounted grand
- And not of common clay,
And win applause and fame because
They made their get-away.
Not For Her.
•'Fanny, sweetest of women,” ex
claimed the Impulsive young Guy Du
Point, “long have I wished for this op
portunity to pour my soul at your feet.”
“Don’t do it,” replied the beautiful
girl In alarm, looking wildly about for
a high place. “I haven’t got my rub
bers on.”
“You do not understand,” said the
young man Badly. “I spoke only in
metaphor. You nro the light of my
life.”
"Go easy, there. I don't allow people
to make fun of my red hair.”
“Don’t Jest, -Fanny. You are all the
world to me. Let us understand each
other.”
“Very well, since you insist You are
sot even the man In the moon to me.”
i. "Hav^I a rival?” he asked fiercely.
, “No, chliJf, but you "Save an arrival
due you at yOur happy borne In Jus£
fifteen minutes. Tell your aid to' put
you to bed with hot bricks at your
feet, and-you will feel better In the
morning." Anti the haughty young
thing swept from the room.
You can prove It by the fiddler that
those who dance sometimes forget to
pay him.
The microbe is po respecter of per
sons. ■V / '
Winter alwaya
makes a hit
when it packs
Its trunk.
Some men keep
out of debt be
cause no ono will
' trust them.
The breast of the goose bone must
bare taken a course in physical culture
last summer.
What a Joke the microbes most have
considered it on the human race dur
ing all the thousands of years In which
they-were not discovered.
, How happy the mule, would be if he
could kick like some men whose dolly
conversation It Is his misfortune to bo
obliged to listen to.
Hewn wag Hot**.
L *tneo la frames no,,do plenty of :i»
Wue-.iver the taapwa rim Is sit the
tfei. .ting polnl or above
The comaicrclaJ development of peat
begs la gaining some attention ip. Nets
England as wall as In IUtnou.' auw Wis
consin.
A gasoline engine boom stems to be
«d. Many farm era report enthusiastic
ally on them through the various farm
• papers. ,
Poor Ben Davis! Not a few people
think they see his finish. )
It is reported that American capital-
' Ms haws ^Bought' 2,000,000/ aorta of
farming Umdlh northwest Ontario on
Which they will settle about 12,000 fnm-
Sttes from Mew England and other
porta of tho United States. )
Fable of the Boys Who Came, Up to
> Expectations.
Once there wns a very Naughty Boy
who Smoked Cigarettes, swore Great
Oaths and Swiped Apples from the Or
chards of the Honest
Farmers. He was so De
praved that the neigh
bors Had No Use For
Him unless they could
rent him at So Much
Per Hour ns a Horrible
{Sxarnpk for their own
Sons.
JBverybody Predicted
that BUI Jones would
Go to the Bad, and ono
Man kept his Mouth
Fj.sei, ta. ?°y "I Tol< l
You So!” year In and
| SSvvVmJP Ub wou,( * be Johnnv
oil 1h0 Spot the First' Tlmo that BUI
Jones should get pidtlhed.
Good IjlidO Girls held their Fingers
in their Bars and crossed to tho Other
Side of the Street as he came Bwag-
gering Along Practicing the Latest
Swear Words. It must be Confessed,
However, that Bill was a Great Favor
ite with the Boys, who secretly Wished
they Dared be as Wicked.
On the Other Hand, Harry Brown,
who lived Hard By, was known Far
and Wide as a Good Boy. His parents
never had to Reprimand Him, and ev
ery one Predicted for him a Bright Fu
ture. He was Studious in School and
Courteous to his Teacher, and, Above
All, be never Smoked Cigarettes. No
matter how much he Desired it, he al
ways said, “No, Thank You,” when
asked to have a Second Piece of Pie.
As Time Went on and they Grew
Walter Harry fre
quented the Y.
M. O. A., while
Bill Took In All
the Prise Bights.
One day a
Farmer missed
thirteen' ot his
Favorite Hens,
and the Village
Policeman after
a piece of Neat
Detective work
arrested Bill, and he was sent to the
Reform School.
On the same .day Harry Secured a
Position in a Bank, with Excellent
Prospects of Becoming President and
Marrying the Daughter of the Leading
Stockholder.
Moral.—SometlmeB it happens In Life
the Way It U Written In the Stonr
Books. —
Cash Given Away to Users of
LION COFF
We are eoing to be fflOfe libera! than ever in 1904 to users of Lion Coffee. Not only will tho
Lion-Heads, cut from the packages, be good, as heretofore, for the valuable premiums wc
have always given our customers, but
in Addition to the Regular Free Premiums
the Same Lion-Heads will entitle you to estimates In eur $50,000.00 Grand Prise Contests, which will
make some of our patrons rich men and women. You can send In as many estimates as desired. There will be
——TWO GREAT CONTESTS »
The first contest will be on the July 4th attendance at tho St. Louis World’s Fair; the second relate* to 'Total
Vote For President to be cast Nov. 8, 1904. $ao,000.00 will be distributed in each of these contests, making
$40,000.00 on the two, and, to make it still more interesting, in addition to this amount, wc will give a
Grand First Prize of $5,000.00 t0 the onewho is ncarc8t correct on bolh
Sweet Silence.
X sit, and Silence comforts me.
The worries of the daytime c
From care and trouble wholly free.
For Silence always brine* me peeoe.
\
The amoke of my beloved dear
Floats .upward on the ev*nlng air;
Come* np discordant note to jar
Our sweet communication there.
How still the shadow* of tb* night.
How calm the glory of the star*
That shine serene and clear and bright
Like headlights on celestial -ears I
.Now, do not tbfcik that I'm, forsooth,
A chap who holds his kind a bore.
Ah, no; I am a modest youth,
And Silence Is the girl next door.
Five Lion-Heads m^L
cut from Lion
Coffee Packages and a
a cent stamp entitle you
(in addition to the reg
ular free premiums)
to one vote in
either contest: Ml
WORLD'S FAIR CONTEST
What will be the total July 4th attendance at the St. LouU
■“ fair? At Chicago, July 4,1893, the attendance waa 283,273.
itlu ' • - -
, .ittem
World'a Fair? At Chicago, July 4,1893, the
For nearest correct eitlmatea received li
pany'a office, Toledo, Ohio, on or before June 30th.
ynuy ■ uuivoi tvicuu, uiuv| vu vi uoiuis sutra jvimi iwi, wo wiu
give first prize for the nearezt correct estimate, accord prize to (he
next nearest, etc,, etc., aa followat
20 Prizes—
60 Prizes—
260 Prizes—
1800 Frlzaa—
*88:
J.OO
20.00
10.00
6.00
..1,000.00
1,000.00
2,600.00
9,000.00
alas mua,
TOTAL, 130,000.00.
contests, and thus your estimates have two
opportunities of winning a big cash prize.
■M Printed blanks to
, vote on found in
every Lion Coffee Pack
age. The 2 cent stamp
covers the expense of
our acknowledgment to
you that your es-
&k timate is recorded.
PRESIDENTIAL VOTE CONTEST >
What will be the total Topular Vote caet for Prealdent (volee
for all candidates combined) at the election November 8,19047
tin
1900 election, 13,959,653 people voted lor President. Form nr st cor
rect eatlmstee received In Wool,on 8plco Co.'a. office, 1 o do. O..
on or before No*. S. 1904, wo will glvo first prize for the ream l cor-
on or ooxoro nWTi J. IW1| W w»i» give uni
root estimate, second prize to the next nearest, etc., etc., ns fellows*
1 First Prize . 12,600.00
1 Second Prize !'299'RR
- Prizes— $600.00 each 1.999-92
6 Prizes— 200.00
lO Prizes— loo.oo
20 Prizes— 60.00
60 Prises— 20.00
260 Prizes— 10.00
1800 Prizes— 6.00
2189 PHIZEI,
l.OOO.CO
1,000.00
1,000.00
1,000.00
2.600.00
9,000.00
TOTAL, tio.ooo.oo
4279—PRIZES
Distributed to tho Public—aggregating S45,000.00—In addition to whlch wa shall giva $5,000
to flroosrs' Clarks (ssa particulars In LION COFFEE casts) waking a grand total of $50,000.00.
COMPLETE DETAILED PARTICULARS IN EVERY PACKAGE
LION COFFEE
WOOLSON SPICE CO., (CONTEST DEP'T.)
TOLEDO, OHIO.
■ II ['!■■
OF
Had Him There.
“Do you-,believe In marriage?” Hiked
the surly old bachelor of the sweet f* 1 * 1 * 11 b0 wocift try to rtcsl his,
young thing. , bases after night.
“Yes; do yon?" she allied.
No matter how large the output, coal The girl who can paddle through tho
la always going up—In smoke. spring ponds and look cbeerl'ul about
— It Is certainly a duck.
You may lead a horse to water, but —
you cannot make him drink.' When . A man may b* tacking In some re-
you lead a man to the bar he will gen- spects and stilt have great ability to
orally do the test owe the tailor.
Doubtless the burglar could tell the Clothes do not make the man, hut
hall player that h,* would be mco mo- they may break him.
“No. It mi ts pwlmtsts of uieo.'
“You certain, w have no reason to fear
It,” murmured toe swert young thing.
Lcve 1 .' TrJofcb
■he gtancsd st me with starlit eyes
That pierced ' my brooding
through.
Before euch glances trouble files;
Gbe ginned at me with starlit eyes.
And Love flashed In and mode me wlee;
He showed me wliat a man should do.
■he glanced at me with starlit eyes
That pierced my brooding dzrkneee
through. y , ; i\
Ferv.- ,4 tho raxi
la# cremated wtnte
fix -"h.
'n&Iciz. o'. * -
have c w'um
Toe
A -co riderati-'-) part **f the potato,
rvop this year is unsalable and shank!
•bo utilise* in fu'ii.vog Uv» stock, soys'
Denver M-.M enC Farm. For horses,
sheep and dairy cows potatoes should!
bo sliced In a root cutter or ehoppsd in
a box with a sharp spade. Milk cons
'may be fed with advantage as umtb as
itwenty-flvo pounds-Of sliced potto Ms
•daily, but If a greater weight than this
Is fed the potatoes will have, an on-.
Xavoratoa influence on the duality of
Ajnry a “ an « et «>“« .the butter proS. For sh^p tLto
faction by giving the lawn mower a -or four pounds of potatoes dally to oaekl
kick u he passes It with a hod of coal, ^ber^ m provs k^j
_ . ■ . advantageous. Fattening sbesp may'
The man whose only books ore worn- be fed os much as eight pounds a do*
He folded !b
A tramp was basking In th* sun
And dreaming of hie only one,
For tramp, have hearts aa well aa tab.
And though thsir Uvss ore firs* frsaa
cars ,
They often dream of home and wife
And maybe of the etrenuoua life.
■ome boys at ball w.re deep In stay
Within a posture o’er the way.
A ball descended from the ekles
And etruck the tramp between the eyw.
When wat.r—think of it and wt ip—
HaS brought the tramp out of hie sleep.
The boys explained the accident,
Assuring him no har m won meant
He Wat Dp to Date.
“How many ounces In a pound?”
asked the teacher.
“Troy, avoirdupois or grocers’ *«•* looks would get akmg fsstsr M ta "'Tf'
weight?” Inquired th* bey wb* s fmr rhtrirki^z towsll Wot k horses tTrsdrs
sum a Mtle of the world outsldo fta j _ »mmasAsHrct slleM prtatoes.
I of this little tale
feed peanuts to a whale.
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