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AND MR. ASTOR CAME.
The very latest London anecdote
toncerning Mr. William' Waldorf
Astor dates from a certain dinner
party given by the eccentric ex
patriate at wh: ’1 the Hon. Joseph
Chamberlain and his wife were
guests.
The two started in ample time,
but owing to a street blockade were
delayed and arrived one minute late.
Ushered into the reception room,
they found it vacant. The guests
had been seated promptly on the
stroke of the hour.
Mr. Chamberlain wasn’t worried!
“Teil Mr. Astor to come and con
duct Mrs. Chamberlain to the ta
ble,” he said in his blandest tone to
the flunky.
“Y-y-yes, sir,” said the servant,
with one glance at the awe inspiring
monocle.
He must here delivered the mes
sage. Air. A .or came.
V/nil's a Cities.
The hurricane and ail dreaded
thunder.-iorras of war Luc inter
mittently bod ten on the aftci nt
•
o- ;• caff, oU|t they have g • ••/rahy
becu how and arrow and b ::’s hide
i-bicid afi.iirs, with upping and
mining pt .imtive as Sennacherib s,
Ilezokiah’s Jen: ~lcm and baiter and
i.- v.’■> v. ,th In .ui3 im heads.
The nrmsgif modern warfare tench
her anotln r le- on, showing how
vain are her world old walls and
watch towers against I’ellona’s
modern equipment. She might as
well tear them down and lay out
boulevards on their site, as many
ancient wi tern cities have done, for
any good they will hereafter be to
her.
Golf and Mushrooms.
A mushroom fiend bewails the I
popular denseness which permits
the wholesale destruction of puff- :
balls bv golfers and other “ignora
muses.” “Why, on the golf course,”
he says, “that 1 have been in the
habit of frequenting a bushel of de
licious food is destroyed every day
by wanton golfers, who make prac
tice swipes at the round, white puff
balls they encounter on their way.”
Although the common meadow
mushroom is gathered assiduously,
other equally delicious species,
among them the puffball, are ig
nored, all on account of the popu
lar dread of the deadly aminista.”—
New York Tribune.
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Our Naval Guns. j
Plans are being drawn in the bu
reau of ordnance at Washington for
the resighting of all the guns in
the United States navy. The cost
of this work will be tremendous, but
its necessity was readily realized
when called to the attention of the
president, and the orders have al
ready been issued. An improved
variety of sight will be used, and the |
work will be pushed with all the ra- j
pidity practicable. For the rapid 1
lire guns a telescopic sight will be
used, of a kind that will permit of
continuous aim. Nearly all of the
guns are in need of resighting.
Warned In Time.
A pushing young actor who is
playing understudy in one of Mr.
Barrie’s plays found his opportuni
ty the other night through the ill
ness of his principal. He according
ly flooded his managerial and in
fluential acquaintances with tele
grams announcing, “I play So-and
so’s part tonight.” Except that the
theater was comparatively cmp.ty,
this breathless disclosure produced
jio result- merely a telegram in re
ply from Mr. Barrie to this effect:
“Thanks for the warning.”—Lon
don Mail.
Wealth and the Point of View.
Representative Heatwole of Min
nesota was asked about a mutual
acquaintance who lives in the con
gressman’s district. “Is he rich?”
was one query. “Well, that depends
on geography,” said Air. Heatwole.
“Out at home we consider him very
rich. He is worth about $1,000,000.
If he lived in New Jersey, 1 sup
pose he would be thought fairly
well to do, while if he lived in New
York folks would be dropping dol
lars in his hat”
Hay 5100 a Ton.
Lou Dillon, the unbeaten trotting
mare, always has the Best of foods—
oats, carrots, hay and so on. She
is a Californian by birth, and as
Air. Billings does not wish to risk
the consequences of a change of
ALWAYS -’<• Ht P OH HAND 1
Ther® i? no kind of pain
or ache, internal or cxter-<
rial, that Pain-Kibor will l
not relievo. I
> LOOK OUT FOR IMD'TIONS AND SUB-*
j&titutes. the genuine BoruC
I BEARS THE NAME, <
I PERRY OAVIC A SON. J
Over-Work Weakens
Your Kidneys.
Unhealthy Kidneys Make Impure Blood.
All the blood in your body passes through
your kidneys once every three minutes.
PThe kidneys are your
blood purifiers, they fil
ter out the waste o-
Impurities in the blood.
If they are sick or out
of order, they fail to do
their work.
Pains, achesandrheu
matism come from ex
cess of uric acid in the
blood, due to neglected
kidney trouble.
Kidney trouble causes quick or unsteady
heart beats, and makes one feel as though
they had heart trouble, because the heart is
over-working in pumping thick, kidney
poisoned blood through veins and arteries.*
It used to be considered that only urinary
troubles were to be traced to the kidneys,
but now modern science proves that nearly
all constitutional diseases have their begin
ning in kidney trouble.
If you are sick you can make no mistake
bv first doctoring your kidneys. The mild
and the extraordinary effect of Dr. Kilmer’s
Swamp-Root, the great kidney remedy is
soon realized. It stands, the highest for its
wonderful cures of the most distressing cases
and is sold on its merits fr 'ATY
by all druggists in
cent and or.e-dollar siz- A- ; A !£-*•: r ; -qj
es. You may have a .kj.
sample bottle by mail . Home of swaaip-Root.
free, also pamphlet telling you how to find
out if have kidney or t.udder trouble.
Mention this paper when writing Dr. Kilmer
St Cos., Binghamton, N. Y.
diet r.ll her hay Is brought from her
native.si;!'.:', Foinetiries at" a cost of*
•V*>o a ton, sometimes at a cost of
SIOO. —Cos; f;trv Life Tn America.
Antiqua Frauds.
‘•ermine worm counterfeit
old furniture may now be bought
in England. Formerly the worm
eaten appearance was clumsily"given
bv boring holes. Now the worms
are raised on potatoes and put on
the furniture. After they have done
ibid work they are destroyed by
means of X rays.
Never Ask Advise.
When you have a cough or cold
don’t ask what is good for it and get
some medicine with little or no merit
and perhaps dangerous. Ask for
Foley's Honey and Tar, the greatest
throat and lung remedy, it cures
coughs and colds quickly. Greene
Drug Cos.
Ask foi Allen’s Foot-Huso, a Powder,
To shni<e Into your shoes. It rests the
t* ct. Makes walking ease ir*s < \ >rns,
Bunions, Ingrowing Xal..i, .Swollen and
Sweating feet. At all Druggists and
Shoe Stores, 25c. Don’t accent any sub
stitute. Mamplt f’RKK Address Allen
S. Olmsted, I.eHoy, N. Y.
Bronchitis for Twenty Years.
‘ Mrs. Minerva njf Danville,
111., writes: “I had bronchitis for
twenty years and never got relief
until 1 used Foley’s Honey and Tar
which is a sure cure.”
No danger of consumption if you
use Foley’s Honey and Tar to cure
that stubborn cough.
Foley’s Honey and Tar coughs and
colds and prevents pneumonia Take
no substitutes.
“C” With a Tail.
The “C ” with a tail is the trade
mark of Cascarets Candy Cathartic.
Look for it on the light blue enameled
metal box! Each tablet stamped
C. C. C. Never sold in bulk. AU
druggists, ioc.
FOLEYSHONEMAR
Cures Colds: Prevents Pneumonia
One of Many.
H. B. Tinsdale, of Summerton, 8.
suffered for twenty years with the
Piles. Specialists were employed and
many remedies used but relief and
permanent good was found only in
use of DeWitt’s Witch Hazel Salve.
This is only one of the many, many
cures that have been effected bv this
wonderful remedy. In buying Witch
Hazel Salve it is only necessary to see
that you get the genuine DeWitt's,
made by E. C. DeWitt and Cos. in
Chicago, and a cure is certain. De-
Witt's Witch Hazel Salve* cures all
kinds of piles, cuts, burns, bruises,
eczema, tetrer. ringworm, skin dis
eases, etc. Sold by Greene Drug Cos.
If you are utterly wretched, take a
thorough dose of Johnson’s Tonic and
drive out every trace of malaria! poi
soning. The wise insure their lives and
the wiser insure their health by using
Johnson’s Chill and fever Tonic It
costs si) cents if it cures; not one cent if
it does not.
Pneumonia ami La ttrippe.
Itch on human cured in JO minutes
by Woolfords Sanitary Lotion. This
never fails. Sold by Young Bros.
druggists 1 yr
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Healthy Mothers.
Mothers should always keep in
good bodily 'health. They owe it to
their children. Yet it is no unusual
sight to see a mother, with babe in
arms, coughing violently and ex
hibiting all the symptoms of a con
sumptive tendency. And why should
this dangerous condition exist, dan
gerous alike to mother and child;
hen I>t\ Bosehee’s German Syrup
would put a stop to it at once? No
mother should he without this old
and tried remedy in the houst— for
its timely use will promptly cure any
lung, throat or bronchial trouble in
herself or her children. The worst
cough or cold can be sppedi’y cured
by German Syrup; so can hoarseness
I and congestion of the bronchial tubes.
It makes expectoration easy, and
gives instant relief aud refreshing
rest thecougb-rackedconsumptive.
New'trial bottles, 25c.; large size, ?sc,
At druggists D—eow
The sarest and safest remedy for
kidney and bladder diseases is Foley's
Kidney Cure. Greene Drug Cos.
Bept
THE NEWS, CARTERSVILLE GEORGIA, OCTOBER 13, 1904.
FOR THE LITTLE ONES.
The Game of Fascination Affords Lots
of Fun.
Games of identification are those
in which part of the players try to
guess the names of the others from
the appearance of their eyes, ears,
noses or lingers. The players are
divided into two parties and stand
in adjoining rooms, in the doorway,
between the posts of which is
stretched a piece of cloth or paper
with a hole in the middle. Each of
one party now puts a finger through
the hole, and each of the other par
ty guesses who its owner is. As the
guesses are made they are recorded,
and when all have guessed lie who
has made the most correct guesses
is the winner. The parlies then
change places. Instead of p 1 - r er.-
noses, ears or hands may be put
through the hole, or- each may ap
ply one eye to it. There may be
only one guesser, ar.tl as -mas he
make- a correct guess the person
gues-cd may laiv. his jdaf'e.
In another game tlm.-e whose
Ham:: i.:\' to be guc--ed ! •d'dowfl
in a row, 'and their head -and faces
are covered with long paj ■ r Ainhels,
• two holes for ihe eyes.
To the bottoms of the fennels is
pinned a sheet, which ha ._> to the
ground, concealing tin ir lx 1 -.
Each of the guessers n<- takes a
lighted candle and, looking at the
eyes through the holes in li.e paper
funnels, guesses who each -one is.
When all have guessed the paper
funnels are removed. Another
method of identification is by the
voice.
ItraSJUMMAS
fur childrens safe, iuz. £ta ooiate*
ir-T ALL ELit fA.Lo. tfl
il':ii. i im.-i l . q.-.ip. -Tables la--Use fq.a
In t.f.e. i.'.ii by c'rKun-t-. £7?
v" . 'testrrgrr'-'c-7r:r 7 ■ -• 3?
Ink*
CASTOR IA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the SIX y / ’// ““
Signature of
•‘Watch the Kinneys"
“When they are affected, life is in
danger," says Dr. Abernathy, the
great English physician. Foley’s
Kidney Dure makes sound kidneys.
Greene Drug Cos.
Spent More Thau SI,OOO.
\V. ,W. Baker, of PlsMjivi-tfw, Neb.,
writes: “My wife suffered from lung
trouble for fifteen years. She tried a
number of doctors and spent over
SIOOO without relief. She became
very low and lost all hope. A friend
recommended Foley’s Honey and Tar
and thanks to this great remedy it
saved her life. She enjoys better
health than she lias known in ten
years.” Refuse substitutes. Greene
Drug Cos. |
stops the cou'h and kealslurgs |
BUCKLEN’S ARNICA SALVE.
Has world wide fame for marvel
ous cures. It surpasses any other i
salve, lotion, Ointment or balm for
Cuts, Corns, Burns, Boils, Sores,
Felons Ulcers, Tetter, Salt Rheum,
Fever, Chapped hands, Skin Erupt
ions; infallible for Piles. Cure guar
anteed. Only 25c at Young Bros.,
Druggists.
Can you Eat}
J. B. Tavior a prominent merchant
of Chriesman, Texas, says: “I could I
not eat because of a weak stomach, I !
lost all strength and ran down in j
weight. All that money could do was >
done, but all hdpe of recovery vanish
ed. Hearing of some wonderful cures j
effected by use of Kodol Dyspepsia \
( hire, 1 concluded to try it. The first ]
bottle benefitted me, and after taking >
four bottles, I am fully restored to j
my usual strength, weight and
health.” Kodol Dyspepsia Cure di
gests what you eat and cures. Sold
by Greene Drug Cos.
Notice.
T want overv man ami woman in the
United States imetested in the cure or
the Opium or Whiskey habits, whether
lor themselves or friends, to have one of
my books on these diseases. Address
B, M. Woolley, Atlanta, Oa , Box 307,
and one will be sent you tree.
July4.2Btl
This Will Interest Mothers.
Mother Gray s Sweet Powders tor
i Children cure Feverishness, Bad Stom
ach, Summer Bowel Troubles, Teething
Disorders, cleanse and regulate the
Bowels and destroy Worms. They
never fail. Over 30 000 testimonials.
At all Druggists, 25c. Sample FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted. Leßoy, N .Y.
A Dozen Times a Night.
Mr. Owen Dunn, of Benton Ferry,
W. Va., writes: “1 have had kidney
and bladder trouble for years, and it
became so had that 1 was obliged to
get up at least a dozen times a night.
1 newer received any permanent bene
fit from any medicine until 1
tried Foley's Kidney* Cure. After
using two bottles, lam cured,” For
sale by Greene Drug Cos.
How to ( lire Corns ami Bunions.
First, soak the corn or bunion in
warm water to soften it; then pare it
down as closely as possible without
drawing blood and apply Chamber
lain's Pain Balm twice daily, rubbing
vigorously for five minutes at each
j application. A corn plaster should
be worn a few days to protect it from
i the shoe. Asa general liniment for
sprains, bruises, lameness and rheu
; matism, Pain Balm is unequaled.
For sale by Greene Drug Cos and M.
F. Word.
OF ROME, CA.
Are Showing the -Hottest Line of
Furniture, Carpets, Rugs, Mat
I
ting, Etc., That Has Ever Bees
V
hra sq H HI E& Hi J Sjj
Displayed in. a orth G-a.
Besides medium Priced Furniture for the Classes, * they are showing vet
elaborate styles in Colonial and Modern Patterns of Chamber Suits, Dining Root
*
Suits in Mahogany and various. Shades of Oak. f
Chairs and Rockers of every discription and all kinds of goods to furnis
house complete, including- Stoves and Steel Ranges.
We Pay the Freight and Sell ’em Cheap.
JjuiW
pmn l
fiw&ami zzr
JSYRUP.
ri
FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS,
TWO SIZES, 50C AND SI.OO.
If you have never tried this
great remedy
SEND TO DAY
for a free sain/de and state
your symptoms.
li e simply ask you to try it
at oar expense, li e know what
it will do.
Thacher Medicine vO.
CHATTANOOGA, TF;NN.
if react* with you waeOicr yon continue. Uu'
’nt*rYS-i;il>4tig' toba.A'o habit. M
• cioover ait desirt or tobacco*
.un nr yous aist T*es. ex pels nictv^fij
liuc, purihej Uso blood, el RVi^>**T,soo
stores lc.'t nj&nhood, jk booie.
Ui**3con you c tron? yJal I £ scid lOC.OtI
in Health, kj liuy
.tnJ * , 'V* froir
book. own druggist, wht.
ill vouch for us. Take it wit*
will,patiently,persistently. One
f-zKA tM * x - usually cures; 3 boxes. $2 W
imannreeatocme, ore refund money
k/fdyla., Chicago- l"trul* w *‘‘
CaBTOHIA.
tb. A The Hind You Him Always Bought
m.
\L J EVERYBODY’S FRIEND kj
7CL TISHEHSR’S ANTISEPTIC i
■ A Favorite in Southern Homes ■
TWENTY USE HAS ESTABLISHED THIS REMEDY ■
£1 AS A STANDARD FOR EVERY HOUSEHOLD. A CLEAN
J PLEASANT LIQUID. NO OFFENSIVE ODOR. NO GREASE. 1
■ HARMLESS, RELIABLE
0 CURES I
S Wounds, Bums, Bruises, Scalds, Colic, Cramps,
Headache, Neuralgia and Indigestion.
PRICE: 10c. 50c. and SI.OO A BOTTLE J
SJrerrouse KVSedicine Cos, New Orleans J
Atlantic Railroai
AM >
Nashville, Chattanooga & St. Louis Railroi
To St. Louis and all points West andjNorthwei
THREE SOLID TRAINS DAILY
With Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars, Atlanj
to St, Louis without change.
Only through ‘car service, Atlanta to Chica
without change.
Close connections made at Atlanta with the Sd
board Air Line Railway, Central of Georgia RaiM
and the Southern Railway trains.
For map, folders or other information write to
C. E. HARMAN,
G. P. A. W. & A. R. R-
Atanta, Ga j
H. F. SMITH, x
Traffic Manager.