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VOL. XXXI.
^ jjiiLLE’SACCIOI: ."Yii.
* o— the Widow Dudu Treated Insanity.
FOB “FOSTER'S sriRIT or TUB TIJIBS.”
by omeoa.
rtirtt*
C •„„,i.Mn is constant in all other things,
-"c.inthe office and affair* of-groHT.
? *' elu SHAKSrXRE IMPROVED.
• nro considered
m Prt .
ftir.a*;". 1 ® nnhlicly illustrated, of John Benlle and
i»f" Smith—a brace of inveterate wags,
ft* sister States of Alabama and A’.issia-
■*..constant care” seemed to be, mauyre
friendly relations, the merciless exer-
%»"r in .Sati specie*, of.fun. W prac-
The friendship of these gentlemen—
w hirh that of Orestes and Pylades,
(( »pirea w WIU a mild form of the dis-
aDamon an > atin ,;i n g; of such antiquity, in-
n j e ht be said (if it was not tor the fact
a-rd,that it -■ j |ts not yi joined tho “noble nr-
ihitsseot t® P -nine marr i e ,j mcni and therefore
r, !'t . vVV'in j,- K h dudgeon) to have dated back to
c " K a-ncrioil “whereof the memory of (young),
it* 1 rtn ,, to the contrary.” Suffice it to say
"'^““tfaweyhad never been broken, and. tl.nt
1 m he c'wsed among the institutions known
’^Tknmwed.” That these amicable relations
" u .irved through a series of years and a uiul-
Pff!J nud pranks, was mainly attributable to
“SonuUnce, perhaps, that in theirjoking voea-
C lh,v were very cnually matched, and that the
’■ .ucsne ahy “diamond ent diamond.” Victo-
Wasoftcn on the standard of one us on the
v if John of Mobile, was for the nonce “under
:hr L.L •• |, u ',et to work as energetically as he did
.kTminW °f California, anl labored, until, from
? whs of his invention, ho dug up something
" with which to nay off old scores, and turn
2IuCb upon his friend—well satisfied, as indeed
r , i Sjost mo have been, to get eves with so
St a manager of a hoax as the inimitable John,
nSSSmrf thati" the last Jocose rencontre be-
1 , JJ, individuals above named, that the entire
* iih family, and its numerous connexion, had been,
representative person of John, of Mobile, in-
I jneiitiv joW, "lock, stock and barrel.” Such a
Bivume, occurring as it did on the eve of his de-
larffrom the city of Tuskalnosa, in whose brac-
1 health-restoring atmosphere he had been so-
Sniiniduring the sultry August mouth, to the live-
rime of OeaDeaville, in Mississippi, really intol-
i; t f„r the reason, that want of tune prevented
rrS ' jrt to the lev talionis in order to relieve bim-
there being few object* along tlic road to
‘ t the mind of the traveller, he must, perforce, ns
jogg'-d along his lonely way, be chewing tho cud
-^reet or bitter fancy," according ns, in the slnng
politicians, bis "antecedents" might have been ex-
.-.•i.iaable or otherwise. That our traveller’s re-
i.'.'iem were not of tho most pleasant description,
it have been inferred from tlie sourness of bis
" itrnanoe, and the undeserved applications of the
to the spirited animal that he rode; and a fair
!;"« to the nature of bis mental occupation might
,teVrn had in the following words, which fell
iih indescribable emphasis and earnestness from
-Iff lion't get rren with him, dnrn XT buttons !!!’
Hiring given andibic expression to liis resolution,
I i clenched it with round security, oar traveller
led to think that bo had done all tbnt manhood
.1 require at hi* hands at present: and banishing
j his mind the late distnrbing cares, he jogged
J merrily, alternately humming the air of some
tide imported scholtuch, singing an affecting de-
Cii|itionof bis leave taking with his "Own Mahy
f«,"»nd winding up, gaily, bv making the woods
L-ood with the music and comforting philosophy of
iTu rr to Luck.”
1 Sight coming on apace, our_ musical _way-farcr
Kirn-in in front of a commodious looking dwell-
j by the roadside, and alighting, sought and ob-
iued pemiission to pass the night. Un entering
L;iim.the new-comer was politely saluted by the
i lr of the house—a matronly looking woman, sorae-
' l post the meridian of life, of healthy, buxoin up-
nnre, dressed neatly in plain attire, with a rath-
krwnely set of features. In her general air and
kilns, be who ruus might have read “1 am monarch
fill I snmv."
I -Winn and dusty travelling, sir,” she said ; “have
Ira ridden far to-day 1”
pXot very was the response, “I only camo from
•Indeed," rejoined tho hostess, “may ho you live
I Tosktloosn,"
•So, madam,” ho replied, “I live now in Mobile,
tun travelling through the country, and am, at
tent, making my way to the plantation of my friend,
oRralle, in the neighborhood of Beallesville, in
Jl-amippi. Bo yon know how far it is to Benlles
fillet"
^After giving the distance, and informing the trnv
r that the was well acquainted with Col. Bealle
unt he Colonel always stopped and staid nil night
It her house in passing that road—showering, mean-
ji!r, sundry encomiums on tho good qualities and
liable traits of the aforesaid Colonel, she launched
it ti follows:
|-Sikesalive! That Mobile is an awful place. I
■nldn’t live there for all the money on earth. How
a yon live there 1 Its worse than some of them
I'.re Scriptnr tells about. 1 bate it; I despise it.
“f'ttiug would do my old man Nimrod Dudu. about
■dre yean ago, but he must get on a steamboat and
to down to sell cur little cotton in the everlastiu’
I ■tiferomriiole. Well, lie come back after so longs
ae. but he was no more the twine man than I am
-otne nun; so altered that nobody hardly knew
from that day he naturally pined away, and
1 away, until, about a month alter he got home,
owhilkey begun to disagree with him nnd he turn
■I iaand died. I)o you know what I think was the
mtrr with him T”
[fimthlessand excited, she paused, and keeping
^ tjehxed searching!y on the face of the guest, she 1
■sH forward, and in a high stage-hiss, whispered
utec between each word—
"l-mistt—HI—WAS—fisoned !!!
[waiting a moment to allow her auditor an oppor
•-'of recovering from tho shock which the as
mg intelligence concerning the death of her
►atrwl was expected to produce, the opened again
r a * revelation which she fully calculated would
*h sc-ptidstn in the mind of her listener, as
paw in her own mind, unquestionably adding “con-
puhoa strong as proof of holy writ,” to the cor
j -« of her Mirmiscs—pronouncing each word
eWtely, in a whisper, and with startling cinplia
•vr,f~ C# l' Bc *»e-lhinks—so—too !!!
l'nadam,” asked our traveller, working np
N«e old lady’s high fever-heat, and showing an iu
L 1 '? *ox:.ty in bi., manner, “When did Col. Beall<
i'Jheth"ng|,t, ?! "
rTkIri,*i • ^ * IX months ago,” replied the widow.
L ,5-. ‘PK'ionedtbat Nimrod never come by his
t,, kept uiy spicious to myself for eleven
• .Ifot so full of’m that I think I Should
RkrV » ', " * hadn’t told somebody. But yon lot*
[ »i’„i I'®*"'and beiug that you are a friend of
u dTOc ,l ' 1 ' J ou huw I come to tell him. J«
*S° uut Monday that tho Colonel
■ m A ?" read, and put up here, as he always
night. Alter supper he took a seat,
Fr : *hiinfi ,ou * ru now sitting, and locking,me
i : min* t, t 9 es ’ with the most searching and
KSJ5 * ever saw, says ho to me, says lie,
I iim.it .ile. <,t ' c ** Te *o gracions. Mister, my heart
. ’jmng up in my month as he spoke—
f ,L,' “5 “*• ■'vh»t is the matter T you look out
kilrtm « mt"lut pesters you.’ And then, Mis-
n* fv„ ?„*?? i ou| y seen how he rolled round
'i'i'Ijw li,7i d Lreath as ho went on to say—
KiU- .1 r , U ,i U '/ oa ve K°t something on yoor mind;
k oil! . Wtiooshnent, like a tcorru min arose
; shall face.’ Mercy me! I nov
i-L-i i |him words—the curiouscst I ever
F T V>.< 'kat tho Colonel read it all from
1-1') , m . ? * Clean breast of it, arid told him
dnu« ‘P'cmua about Nimrod’s death. When
Ttam-Sn.t™ L°ie n el »et a little while, looked aort-
M ih™ hinder puckered up his mouth
Raavigrouslyriled, he said tome,
o-a « UOk ,j Wa .*’ yen're right; I thinks he must have
hue b.r ur i 1 1® heard of men being pisonrd in
«i D (a.,, ’ M “ dangerous place ; I always go
If^acan’tfirS'[^milling; and the worst oflt is,
l*upuoo^°«dodoes tho pitoninr. I thought
1 XviVudnh 0 '® n, y ,elf ' *« Holt’s, but it wore off.
r*» the.. “ j * man gets pisoned generally who
01 WJhT. “ PfHionlar person does it. Nor
furrari, it enni!?*?“I“pLon" they use; Jf they used
M fifre he found out if the man hao been
»ut if they used vrgrlaUa. it
hiBatTu'jrii out .* “'inute and a half after he’s
L^loMoblti imi°- U do,widow; tile next time
p* on abnntii 11 lu, l 1,,re around and nee what I cau
“ b* know. f ?*y fhey pison them off there, end
1 *«4 enn'Ji r .- *“! snre ■ would be a grc.it com-
Poor ho«).lt, ,l i°° f «r y°» to learn what killed
*«!tr! o i* nd ’ Now warn’t this kind of him,
,* ,n «l(tt * In® best naturedest, the best
L' 1 **<tMn®| IeTer ® J w!'
* r '*’ iron en irou 0 ! 7 r< '-P on< ied the guest, "I agree
BeatiokT 7 , ln y°M estimate of rav triend,
k aeller Jm2^* c,er : tIltr,) “ not higher
t - J, »tb# l>:a ’ or more generous-spirited
rJjN U M mlio'if*) ’ * nd Hist is the reason bis mis
L a *Wn??' h lamented.”
Ki'nfwtaa* k»?^? er 7 Squired the widow, “has
^ the traveller, imslst
:r r«i that you have not beard of it It
■^'*.<1 in ™°nthj ago; whilst riding in
l bWo*s!u.jthe horses took fright, ran a
'ck with i ‘4,*^ e . '[chicle, and poor John .- head
19™ curl) St one,
*° tkh «<-nt that I, I.
ever sine.-.
' ■ . ijj? 1 !' CXeiuimed the widow, with
“ w »»that rotten place, Mobile! Thtm
MACON, TUESDAY MORNING, MARCH 3, 1857.
NO. 31.
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ing in their favors, as early as Saturday, if pe-sible.
stones t ' P M^rc , J t ^ ki T 0nt J heir brain8 with curb-
wLowa y on 1 nknn never find out now
‘ ii a “ ^ fiabUx ormin’rah killed my poor
husband. How long ago did yon say it was since
the accident happened? Seveii months ? Man alive,
the Colonel was crazy then when lie was hero last,
and rolled lus eyes abont so awfully. Oh, what a
n , * re )J, w h*to person in tho house—all
niRht with a erwy man, and the mggm sleep as
sound as mill stones! The Lord make us tliauklnl!
Does he ever try to kill anybody ?"
“Never,” was the reply, “except when tho parox-
vsm is upon him: tben ho requires to bo restrained
)jr force; tlien lie is really dangerous. As a general
tiling, ho 13 mild, good-natured, and quiet; it is only
when something occurs to excite him that he gets
into these destructive rages; but bis friends know
what brings them on, and being careful to avoid
them, he goes along his business, and behaves with
such good sense that an acquaintance who had never
heard of his misfortune would never suspect that ho
was craxy.”
“And pray, sir,” inquired the widow, with eager
interest, "what are the things that throw him into
the rages and convulsions ?”
“There arc only a fow things,” replied tho roman
cer, “that produce this unhappy effect upon him.
Tho taste ot Coffee, the sight of milk, or butter, or
eggs, or fried chicken, or cotton iu any shape, com
ing in contact with Iris skin, as sheets, towels, pillow
cases, Ac. These things bring on a convulsion im
mediately, which last about two hours, and then lie
becomes perfectly quiet and tractable, and seems,
utter it is all over, to have no recollection of the fear
ful paroxysm through which he has passed. Still,
there is one other thing that exe t a trim more un
governably than any. other I have yet mentioned,
and that is being told he is crazy. With the informa
tion I have given yon, if you will be upon yonr guard,
and give yonr servants suitable directions, you may,
in case Col. Bealle, in passing here next week, should
stop to stay all night, have a tolerable comfortable
time with him. But you must be careful and remem
ber the coffee, the milk, the bntter, the eggs and the
cotton sheets, pillow cases, towels, Ac.”
“Careful!" exclaimed the widow, now fearfully ex
cited ; "I’ll take my affidavy that I'll be careful that
neither ho nor any other craxy man sets foot iu my
house. But what does tho poor man eat, and on
what does lie sleep V
“He is allowed nothing but the plainest and coars
est diet,” was the reply; “corn bread, and bacon and
water; as to sleeping, when linen sheets cannot be
hnd, blankets are substituted, which are disagreeable
enough this warm weather; but what can't be cured
must be endured.”
“Well, I am really sorry for him,” broko forth the
true woman's heart in the widow's bosom. “I am
as sorry for him as if he bad been my own kith and
kin. But it's no use for him to come here, and bo
wanting to stay all night; it would be the everlastiu'
death of me!”
“Madam,” said the traveller, evincing much feel
ing, “I trust you will pardon me for sayiug that I
think you are very wrong, for threatening to turn
away from yonr house an old friend like CoJ. Bealle,
whose misfortune should rather excite your commis
eration and kind offices, than provoke ill-usage and
hard treatment.”
“Well,” said the widow, relenting, and ahowing.
by her manner, that the appeal had not been made in
vain, “I should certainly not be so unfeclii g as to
turn an old_ friend away from my boose; but, the
Lord be praised! I hope be may not come.”
The conversation had just'reached this point,
when, supper being announced, our imaginative Mo
bile frieucl did ample justice to the excellent faro un
der which tho table groaned. Indeed, the widow
Dndu's house was famed far and near, for all those
substantial comforts, both in the eating and sleeping
departments, which nrc so highly prized by that class
of persons who delight to “take their ease at their
inn.”
The next morning, before our travellor set out, he
took pains to refresh his hostess’ memory concern
ing the forbidden things which brought the parox
isms on his friend, duly impressing her with the fact
tbat big friend beeamo more outrageous and ungov
ernable when told that he was crazy, and that he
would denv his insanity most vehemently.
Thus having accomplished, to his entire satisfac
tion, his mission—everybody has a mission, nowa
days, or wants one—onr ingenious romancer sudden
ly found himself in the exact situation, so graphical
ly described by the historian Julia Pbccmx, of onr
ancestors, at tno fourth and last charge of the British
at the battle of Bunker’s Hill; vis: like them, he
recollected that he hnd urgent and pressing business
at borne tbat demanded his immediate presence; and
acting on this opportune remtm’-erance, it is said,
and many believe the story to be true, that grass did
not grow under his horse’s hoofs between the widow
Dndii’s and the city of Mobile.
In less than a week alter the occurence above re
lated took place, and whilst they were still fresh in
the memory of tho widow, as well as every servant
abont the premiges, John Bealle drove np to her gate,
and, springing from his buggy—for John does every
thing in a hurry, especially if it is a generous act he
intcuds to perform—he bounded with a light step,
in his usual joyous manner, over tho intermediate
space between the gate and the house, and, in an in
stant afterwards, before the old lady, who was stand
ing in the piazza when lie passed tlie gate, had time
to satisfy herself fully as to his persoual identity, he
was wringing her hand, and greeting her in the most
friendly and familiar style. If her defunct Nimrod,
in all bis grave-clothes’ ghastliness, had snddculy
popped upon her, and gone through the same mode
of salutation, it is highly probable that she would not
have shown a greater degree of trepidation and
amazement. Partially recovering herself after a
manifest effort, she begun to greet tier visitor in re
turn, but it only ended in a faint and balf-hysterical
“How-de-do, Col. Bealle ?”
“Never better in my life as to health,” quickly
responded the lrillariou* and opened hearted. Colonel,
whose confidence in the kind feelings the widow had
ever manifested towards him, prevented him from
observing anything unusual in her manner, “but as to
hunger, lam more ravenous than a whole regiment
of llussian wolves. I have travelled all day without
breaking my fast, and have a villanously-destroctive
feeling about me, when I think of your diary, larder
and ben-bouse.”
“O Lord look down and have mercy on us all! in
trembling accents, petitioned tho widow.
“Have you any fresh butter-milk in the house ?
tho newly arrived went on to inquire, without seem
ing to have noticed her fervent ejaculation, “I feel as
if 1 could driuk a full pitcher of my favorite bever
age, butter milk, before 1 take it from my month.
But what’s in the wind now ? what are you staring
* tr ’ ... , ,
“GraciousRedeemer,protect mo now! piously
supplicated the affrighted woman, who thinking she
already saw indications of an approaching paroxysm
fully believed that her time had come.
“Gracious what ?" hurriedly exclaimed tho lover
of butter-milk sorely puzzled to divine the meaning
of her pious supplications, and now, for the first time,
directiug his attention to her wild and unnatural ap
pearance, “I am no bugaboo or monster tbnt yon
should be stauding and gazing at with your eyes
sticking out of your head, but a tired and dusty trav
eller. who at present, more than to be stared at, de
sires a basin and wnter, soap nnd towel.”
“Heavenly parent what will become of me 7” sav
ing which the old lady darted with the speed oflight
past the guest, who, just as he had finished speakiug.
was making his way along the piazza to the end,
where water and washing facilities where to be had,
and seizing the neat white cotton towel, which hung
in its accustomed place, disappeared with it before
the traveller hnd tune to comprehend what she was
doing. “Well," said he, soliloquizing, “that was a
rare shine—a qncor kick, indeed! O, I understand
now; some oue had wiped their dirty hands on that
towel, and she has taken it away with a view of get
ting a clean one. Still, there was no necessity for
being in such a devil of a burry about it. But wo
men are curious creatures, and the old lady is the
tidiest, neatest house keeper in tho country, and I
vcrilv believe that a'tiytlringliko nncleanliness about
her house, her table, her cooking, her furniture or
bedding would drivo her raving distracted. And
how wonderfully piousshe has become; something s
Having finished his ablutions, and whilst waiting
for the towel to be replaced, (which by-the-by, was
not replaced,) bis attention was attracted to the
manoeuvres of a couple ofthe stoutest and more able
bodied ofthe negroes belonging to tho widow, who,
from their motious, seemed to desire to enter the
piazza, and yet hesitated, from some esuse, to do so.
“Toney," said the Colonel, addressing one of the
negroes, and, thinking some information might be
drawn from him which would throw light on the ec
centric behavior of their mistress, “has anything
happened to yonr mistress 1”
“Sa?„ grunted tho negro, the picture of idiotic
fright ana stupidity.
“Has anything, out of the common run, occurred
to your mistress ?” reiterated the Colonel.
“No t” burst forth from both negroes at once, and
both seemingly stricken with terror.
“Yon black rascals,” said the questioner, warm
ing up a little, “it you don’t stop staring ot me, and
find the use ofyour tongues. I’ll cut both your heads
off”
“O Lord 1” burst in a groan of agony from their
lips st once.
“Well," said tlie Colonel, solo rocr, and as if ad-
: ■ : .! ;- 4- Hill.-; tMin r inlcri-ting
I believe that both mistress and negroes are nrtlicted
with lire some pious disease. ’
Returning to the charge once more, onr enterpriv
"id, addressing tho two negroes. “Has a
been held abont here lately 7”
Colonel, ves, sir,” both the darkies
ing friend
camp-meeting 1
re:died both in the same’ breath.
••Did many get religion ? ’ inquired !
•Lord hr.
vbat the ]
took
she
and tie
“Yi-s, yes, ' i
thinking aloud
1 Toney, recovering
h, “most evi l-body went
rhnneo. Die Missus tried two days
■ through a hiring.”
said the heretofore puzzled Colonel.
I understand the ease now, 1 think
If these camp-meetings do a great deal of good, they
sometimes, likewise, do much injury. The old lady
has gonethere-got religion, and got half-crazy in the
bargain—and now cuts her piety ao thick, that she
interlards her common conversation with it, and
'hence the tnilk in the cocoa nut." ”
Having, at length, satisfactorily settled, in his own
mind, the canse of the eccentric behavior of his old
friend, Mrs. Dttdu, and experiencing lively hints
from an appetite which had grown, prospectively,
“upon what it fed on”—for if the widow excelled in
anything, it was suppers—our traveller was not slow
in obeying the.summons to tho table, which be had
never tailed to find loaded with tho choicest and most
savory esculents that the season and country afford
ed. His surprise may well be conceived of—descrip
tion is powerless to paint it—when, taking a seat at
the table, and lookiug around, bo discovered noth
ing for his meal but corn bread and bacon. And no
Isaac, iu olden or modern times—no Israelite, in nr
out of Christendom, ever turned np his noso at this
homely dish, with more ineffable scorn and contempt,
than did onr hungry Missigsippian on the present oc-
ca ion Throwing himself back iu bis chair, he in
quired of one of tho two “big, buck negroes” in at
tendance—neither of whom, be it known, were the
regular dining-room servants of the house, but who,
for reasons best known to the widow, had been
especially detailed for the present service—as fol
lows :
"Where is your mistress 7”
“Gone to bed, massa.”
■ “Gone to the d Hem! Have yop nothing else
to eat but wliat I see before me 7”
"No,massa.”
“What’s in that pitcher 7”
“Water, massa.”
“Have you got any milkt ”
“No, massa.”
“Bring me some coffee.”
“Ain’t none, massa.”
“Any bntter?”
“No, massa.”
And so on to the end of the catalogue of forbidden
articles. The astounded traveller, as if doubting liis
own identity, turned sharply on Toney and catechis
ed thus:
•Do you know who I am 7”
•Oh, yes, massa.”
“Thou I wish you wonld tell mo, for. hang me, if I
don’t begin to distrust who I am. Who am 17”
“You am massa John Bealle, snr.”
“And what’s your name, imp of darkness 7”
“Toney, sar.
“And what’s your mistress' name 7”
“Widow Dudu, sar.”
The last three questions and answers did the busi
ness for the Widow, who bad stolen noiselessly from
her chamber, and was a breathless listener at toe din
ing room door. An angel of light conld not have
more fully impressed her with a belief ofthe insanity
of her guest. Nor did she wait to hear any more,
but, hastening rapidly back to her bed-room, closed
and doubled bolted the door behind her, and enscous-
cd herself between a couple of feather-beds, which,
considering the thermometer stood 98“ in tho shade,
was quite a snug berth, when she addressed herself
to sleep,
■ “That halm of hurt minds, (real Nature’* second conns!”
os the sleep-murdering Macbeth so aptly terms it-
The Colonel who kne-w nothing of this eave-drop-
ping, or of the dose he had unwittingly administered
to tlie lady of the house, sat silently at the table, af
ter the conversation above related occnred, with a
countenance indicative of trouble and perplexity,
and with a vast deal of “speculation in his eye.”
_ At length, spurred by an appetite that knew no dis
tinction in dishes, ho overcame his repugnance to
the coarse diet beforo him, and, in spite of early pre
judices and hasty first impressions, made a tolerably
hearty meal on corn-bread, bacon.—and limpid wa
ter.
After which, complaining of fatigne, he was es
corted by the brace ol stalwart “ebonies,” who kept
in close attendance, to a bed-room in tbesecond story.
Here, dismissing liis sable servitors and closing tho
door, he proceeded leisurely, meanwhile, “wrapped
in sombre and harrassiug thoughts,” to divest him
self of his outward habiliments, when, turning to the
bed into which he was abont to spring, lie discover
ed a bed, it is true, but nothing on it, save blankets
and pillows without slips. Inwardly cursing the
servants for their negligence in not putting on a
spread and sheets on the bed, or cases on the pillows,
resolved to “blow up” all bands abont their careless
ness in the morning, be went to the door and endea
vored to open it, intending to call for the indispensa
ble bed-clothing. After tugging away violently, for
some time, he found that his labor was iu vain ; that
the door remained firmly closed, resisting his ut
most strength. He next fell to kicking and thump
ing the door to burst it open, but that door was not
to he burst open by kicks and thumps. All other
resources failing, he caUed aloud:—
“Somebody come here!” No answer.
“Fire!” “Murder!” “Water!” “Man overboard!”
“Woman drowning!” “Steamboat blown np!” “Gars
runoff!” “Hello!” “TheDevil!”
No answer.
“Toney!” shonted the exasperated prisoner, at
thetop of his voice, “Open the door, or I’ll set fire to
tho boose!”
“ ’Spec if you does, you be fus’ ono to bum up,"
answered the individuaTaddressed, from the other
side of the door.
"What’s this door fastened for on the outside?
Undo it, you infernal scoundrel, or I'll break it down
and cut your head off.
“Massa Colonel, you better be still. Ole missus
bavedoor fastened, and say youinus'nt come out till
mnmia’.”
After many bootless snrges against the door, and
repeated fruitless attempts to get further replies from
tho black seutiue! outside, our traveller, exhausted,
took a seat on the side of the bed, and began to
ponder seriously on bis situation. The more he
pondered on the matter, the farther be was from
arriving at a satisfactory conclusion. The current
of liis thoughts was about in this wise :—
“If they intended to murder me and rob me, so much
pains would not have been taken to put me on my
guard. But to be safe. I'll take out my pistols and
have them bandy; yet I know I shall have no need
for them. And now extravagantly ludicrous and ri-
diculons the whole thing looks, If it wasn't that the
old lady is one ofthe most sober-sided and conscien
tious of women, 1 should largely auspect that there
was some infernal hoax abont the whole matter; but
such a conjecture is the sheerest nonsense. * * * *
1 have it; the old woman is deucedly superstitious,
and I heard Home time ago that the spiritual-rappers
had been along this way. Yea, yes, it’s as clear as
tnud—she’s a medivm! Da! ha! ha! and has had a
revelation abont m-.i that has scared her wits away.
What a fool I was lot to see into the thing beforo!
What is this world .* coming to 7”
It is unnecessary to pursue any further tlie Colo
nel's speculations. Suffice it, tbat lying down on the
bed, intending to cootinne bis investigations into the
mysterious allair, he was so worn out by the fatigues
of the day as to be overcome by sleep, and never
waked until broad day light next morning, when he
was roused by knocks at the door, and the announco
ment that breakfast was ready.”
Hastily dressing himself, and performing his ab
lotions in his room, from whence (be widow had fail
ed to remove the cotton towel, he desceudedto the
break fast room, ns eager for something to eat, as he
was to get an explanation ofthe enigmatical proceed
ings of the past evening. Saluting tlie mistress ofthe
house, as she sat, stiff as whaleboue and bnckram,
the head ofthe table, guarded by her herculean ser
vitors, and looking ns if she bad valorously made
up her mind to “lace tlio music,” he took a scat at
the table, a hasty glance at which told him that his
breakfast was to be a “piece of the same cloth" as
his snpper, (i. e.) that it consisted of no other viands
than corn bread, bacon, and water.
“Mrs. Dudu,” said the Colonel, looking calmly at
her, and speaking in a mild tone of voice, “do you
believe in the Bible 7”
“1 thank my God that I do," nervously res
the widow, not at all relishing the unorthodox itisin
uation conveyed by the question.
“Do yon pretend to shape your conduct by its ho
ly teachings 7” pursued the querist.
“I endeavor, with divine assistance, to do so,” was
the devont response.
“Did you ever read the I9th chapter in Leviticus?’
continued he.
“I reckon,” said the old lady stammering, reck
on I liavo 7”
“Do you remember the divine injunctions tbat
chapter contains 7”
“I don't know, exactly, as I do,” answered the old
lady, troubled beyond measure, and not at all pre
pared for tho “course of catechism” through which
she was being put.
“If you willbe so good as to send for yonr Bible,
would like, beforo we begin our^breakfast, to refresh
your memory, by reading to you a portion of the 19th
chapter of l^eviticus,” continued tlie catechist, in a
serious and solemn tone.
The widow was both astounded and disconcerted
by this proposition. By this, there is no intentionto
lutimato that the Cohiuel’s religious opinions were
not ofthe most orthodox stamp, hat a more intimate
friend than tho widow had ever claimed to be.
might have been pardoned tor being astounded or
for mistrusting his own senses, had ho beard the
Sacred Volume called for, at breakfast, by the hero
of our .-tory. Of course the book was hrouglit and
placed before him, and after turning over the leaves
awhile, lie stopped ar.d said:
•• Mrs. Dudu, I read from tlio 33.1 and 3-itli verses
19th chapter of Leviticus, tho words ;—
•“ And if a stranger sojourt. with thee, thou shait
not vex him. But the stranger that dwelletn with
you, he shall he unto you as one born among you.
and thou .-halt love him as thyself. X am the Lord
thy God!'
••Now, madam, with this precept storing you in
:ho face, what am I to think of tho manner in wl
I was vexed, worried, locked up and made a pri*<
of, iu your house last night? You seem confounded
and well you may bo.”
“Indeed, Colonel, - ' said tho old lady, in much con
fusion, for ihat “ scriptnr argument” had opened all
tho avenues of her heart towards him, “I’m sure I
did not mean to vex you or worry you. You know
that my honse, and everything in it. is at your ser
vice, for I haven't a friend in the world that I set more
store by than I do you. But you know circumstances
altera cases.”
They do, indeed, madam,” replied the traveller,
with some bitterness, “as I have had the pain and
mortification of exemplifying in this house lately.
I demand, madam, to lie informed why you directed
your servants to fasten tlie door of my room last
night as soon as I entered it, keeping me a prisoner
until this morning ?”
“ O, Lord,” said the widow.-fearing tomako a dis
closure that would bring on the “most ungovernable
of the paroxysms,” “ I can’t tell yon;—it would be
worse for us all if I told you. Besides, you won’t
bolieve it. Lord have mercy on me ’
There were such unmistakable evidences of real
distress pictured in her countenance, aud betrayed
iu her general manner and bearing, that he forebore
to press her after the peremptory fashion be had at
first assumed, but adopliug a more respectful tone,
he said:
“ Well, madam. I certainly shall not insist on an
explanation, if it would be so very unpleasant to yonr
feelings; though a man should be readily excused
for speakiug peremptorily, who has been unceremo
niously fastened np in a room all night, and asks the
reason. But let that pass. 1 presume there will be
no harm in asking the cause of the scarcity of sheets,
bed-spreads, and pillow-cases ? Has the rise in tlie
price of cotton suggested this economy 7”
“Bless your soul, sir, I have the greatest abund
ance of sheets, spreads, and pillow-cases, and—and
—but I must not tell yon; it would make mischief;
pray don’t urge me,” plead the distressed woman so
beseechingly, os to disarm the gentleman from pur
suing his inquiries further upon that point.
“ Madam, your wishes shall bo law,” replied the
gallant and good-natured Colonel, “since you request
it, and think mischief wonld come of it, I shall not
urge an explanation. Still you must excuse me for
declaring your conduct is very strange aud altogeth-
unaccouuteble. I trust no mischief would ensue if
you were to answer me as to whether tlie coons have
swept your hen-house 7 that you have banished tho
chicken from your table; or that your hens have ceas
ed to lay ? that you have no eggs; or that your cows
have gone dry ? that you have no milk or butter:—
and why is coffee interdicted on your table as a bev
erage 7”
“Spare me, Colonel,” piteously supplicated the
widow; “God knows 1 wonld tell you if I dared; but
I would be running tlie risk of my life to do so. I
don't thiuk Christian people should tly in the face of
Providence. If you knew all you wouldn’t blame
me. or think hard of me, indeed, you wouldn't.”
“This is decidedly interesting; nay. it borders on
the romantic,” said tho oft-baffled guest ; “I am n-
tlic end of my row. Madam, you are the most in
comprehensible woman I ever saw—outside of a lu
natic asylum. Every word you utter is ambiguous
every look an enigma, your whole couduct a riddle
And as I have but little fancy for or skill in tlie so
lution of mysteries your conduct may remain so until
the crack of doom tor me. 1 will trouble you to or
der my horse and buggy.”
The natural vexation and anger which this speech
indicated, aud which it was impossible any longer to
conceal or subdue, had the effect to precipitate mat
ters and hasten tlie denouement.
“O, Colonel Bealle! Colonel Benlle!” exclaimed
the poor woman, half djstractcd between contending
emotions; fear of her life on one hand, in caso she
disclosed to him his dire misfortune, and the certain
a ect of losing a highly-prized friend if she made
isnre, “if you kuew all and would believe it,
you would regret tills harshness to tlie longest day you
live. But if I die for ir, I will tell you. Look, Toney!
Be ready, Jim ! You—havn’t—been—the—same—
man—since—the—Ac-ci-hent !!”
“Accident? what accident?” burst vehemently
from the amazed Colonel.
The accident—don't, you recollect 7 Did they
never tell you?” said the widow, carried away by
mi excitement which loosened her tongue and caus
ed it, as Mr. Weller figuratively remarks, to roll on
like a barrow with the veelgrensed,” "when the horses
got scared, and run away with tlie carriage, broke
it all to spliuters, and smashed your head agiu the
enrb-stones, which brought on the misfortune.”
“ Misfortune!” echoed tho Colonel, now complete
ly bewildered. “ What kiudof misfortune ? Speak,
woman.”
“Oh, Lord, sir, you havn’t been tho same man since
the accident! For God's sake, don’t kill me,” sup
plicated she, thinking she had let the “ cat out.”
“ I am not the same man?” ejaculated he, more and
more astounded. “ Saving yonr preseuce, madam,
1’U be d—d if you are any longer tlie same woman !
You’ve lost your mind! you are demeutud! you aro
stark, staving mad!’
“ Lord have mercy on your soul!” yelled the wid
ow, now wild nnd furious, “the boot's on the other
leg: it's you ! it’s vou!! you—arc—ctuzv!! I”
“Ha! ha! ha! haw! haw! haw!” roared the
Colonel, in a torrent of laughter, as he threw up both
bands high above his head, nnd would have folio wod
suit with his heels, but for the tabic at which he was
gtill sitting.
The caehinatory explosion was suddenly cut short
by a very unexpected circumstance No sooner
were Ills hands fairly elevated above his head, than
Toney aud Jim, acting under orders from a higher
authority, each seizing a hand, intending to hold it
fast during the paroxysm, which both mistress and
servants now believed was coming on. A respec
table row, or rather a fierce struggle ensued, which
lasted two and a half minutes; at tlie end of which
time tho remains and fragments might be thus noted:
the table was upset aud had fewer legs than tables
are wont to have, broken china nnd crockery were
scattered very impartially around the room, corn-
bread and bacon “lay loose about,” Mrs. Dudu had
vamosed—the widow aud her favorite tabby having
made themselves scarce early in the action—the
Colonel was sprawling on the floor, with Toney and
Jim holding him down os easy they could, and fin
ale enriched and oulivened by the furious barking
and yelping of a couple of curs, who, though not
put down in the bill ns among the "dramatispersona,"
nevertheless performed a couspicuous part by way
of musical accompaniment.
By dint of threats and promises to behave, our he
ro was, after a time, released and permitted to rise
from the floor. Unco more ou his feet, it was “smart
ly mixed” in the Colonel’s mind whether or not he
shouldn’t save the hangman a job and blow out the
brains of his assailants on tlie spot, but the trembling
and terror-stricken spectacle they presented disarm
ed him of his murderous intentions towards them.—
The next instant, seeking tho mistress, he was re
solved, at alt hazards, to liavo an explanation of her
conduct, aud of theindignity with which she had caus-
cdher servants to treat him. Finding, at lougth, that
she bad locked herself up in a room, ho rapped at
the door, and iu a firm and decided tone of voice, ad
dressed her:
■Mmlam this ‘hide-and-seek* game won't do.
intend tojiavo an explanation before I leave the
house. Keep your door closed, if you choose, but nu
explanation I am determined to haveorncverwillquit
the premises.”
“Mercy ou me, Colonel,” exclaimed the widow!
from the latcriorof the room, in a smothered key, as
coming from beneath a feather-bed, “ I can’t ex
plain any more than I have already done. You are
crazy! and, for the Lord's sake, don’t murder me! '
“Madam,,’ answerod he, vehemently, “you are
crazy yourself. I’ll swosr I am not crazy. Some
body lias Imposed upon you.”
“I knew yon would deny it,” responded tho voice
from under tho feather-bed; “ but I'll swear to you
that you are cruzy.”
“ Who told you that I was crazy 7” demanded our
hero.
“A friend of yours,” nnswered she from within
“who was with yon when thehorses ran away with the
carriage in Mobile, and tho accident occurred.”
“ What’s his name!”
•“He lives in Mobile, he said.” she answered, “ and
his name, I think, is Smith!—John Smith! I”
There were no more questions asked; thero wero
no more answers from beneath the feather beds
“the milk in tho cocoa nut” was most satisfactorily
accounted for!
Springing into his buggy, which had been for some
time in rendines, our indignant Mississippiati drove
rapidly away muttering between bis teeth as he went,
“I'll show that critter John Smith, a kinek worth two
of that!” and as the Patlanders say, “Bo jabers! be
kept his word intiroly.”
Tuscaloosa, Alabama. OMEGA.
Speed of Circular Saws.
A correspondent residing in Ralston, Pa .
informs us that in a mill in that place, in which
lie is interested, there arc two circular saws
one thirty inches in diameter, for sawing shin
gles—speed 1850revolutions per minute; and
the other 34 inches in diameter, for sawing
studding. This latter saw was at first geared
to run at the rate of 050 revolutions per rain
ute, a speed which was recommended by sev
cral machinists. At this speed it was incapa
ble of performing a fair day’s work ; it turned
out only about one-third the work of the shin
gle machine. The size of its driving pulley
was increased to give it a speed of 1200 revo
lutions per miuutc, and it uotv cuts with ease
three times tho quantity of lumber in the same
space of time; “there is no loss of time now
experienced in backing out the saw to allow
to recover itself.” He is of opinion that the
most economical speed to run large circular
saws, is from 12,000 to 14,000 feet per min
ute at their teeth.—Scientific American
A heavy Thunder shower passed over this
city on Saturday last.
Pulpit Celebrities in .London.
From an interesting letter of the Rev. Dr.
Cross, which we find in the Christian Advo
cate of this week, we copy the following
sketches of two of the most popular preachers
' the Great Metropolis :
DR. CUMMIN’G.
Sabbath morning we sought the Scotch
Church in Crown Court, where Dr. Gumming
ministers, and has for the hist twenty years.
It is a spacious and rather handsome edifice,
with the pulpit on one side, and a deep galle
ry in front, and across the two ends. Its di
mensions I know not, but 1 counted eleven
large windows in the upper tier of one side
alone. Before the Rev. gentleman entered,
the church was crowded to its utmost capaci
ty both above and below. The service com
menced with a hymn, which was sung by the
hole assembly standing, without the aid of
any instrumental accompaniment. Next the
Dr. read a lesson from tho Old Testament,
which lie followed with a clear, comprehensive,
and very beautiful exposition, occupying fif
teen or twenty minutes. Tho prayer which
succeeded was appropriate, but nothing re
markable. Then an anthem was chanted by
the choir, a short invocation was offered for a
blessing upon the word, another hymn was
sung by the congregation, and finally the pas-
tor began his sermon, which was just like one
of Dr. Cumming’s lectures, and could never
have been mistaken for anything else, by one
familiar with his works. There were pas
sages in it of considerable beauty, but nothing
bold or striking. We were wafted along by
gentle breeze, on a smooth and placid stream
lined with the vernal emerald, with here aud
there a gay bank of primroses, and a cluster
of sweet violets, while the soft air trembled
with the mellow symphonies of birds, and the
chiming of silver bells; but there was no Ni-
agra, no thunder cloud upon tho deep, no
trumpet summoning to the battle, nothing to
stir and stimulate the soul, though there was
much to soothe and fascinate the hearer. The
manner was suited to the matter—gentle, win
ning, faultless except that it was rather too
fine—too manifestly studied and artistic—for
the pulpit; the voice very pleasing, the enun
ciation remarkably clear and precise, the en
tire elocution finished and elegant to tho last
degree. The great excellence of his preaching
is its practical character: whatever subject he
undertakes, he is sure to turn it to good account.
If we exxept Mr. Spurgeon, Cumming and
Melville are the most popular preachers in
London; but the three ought never to be men
tioned together, for each is entirely of a dif
ferent type from the others. Dr. Cumming
is, withal, a very industrious man ; and while
iresiding over one of the largest churches in
England, manages to write and publish two or
three volumes a year.
Iu the afternoou I visited the Doctor’s Sun
day School. It is very large, numbering more
than three hundred scholars, and is carried on
in the most orderly aud beautiful manner.—
The polite superintendent urged me to address
the school; and I did so, giving them a pret
ty full account of our Sunday School, of three
hundred colored children in Trinity Church
whichopenedevery eyeaudevery ear; for they
know very little of our colored population, as I
was told, except what they had learned from
Uncle Tom’s Cabin.”
The following description of Mr. Spurgeon
is more favorable, and probably more truthful,
than some that have been heretofore publish
ed in this country:
Mr. Spurgeon’s style is very unequal; pas
sages otherwise of exquisite beauty being of
ten disfigured by expressions common even to
coarseness ; as if tho “storied windows richly
dight” in -West Minster Abbey were patched
with plain glass and putty, or the magnificent
Victoria Tower of Westminister Palace, fin
ished out with a clumsy superstructure of brick
and.mud ; liis great excellences are, his orig
inality, simplicity, and directness; the fearless
and earnest manner in which he states his views
of truth; an exceedingly happy faculty of
illustration; fidelity of application, and fer
vor of appeal, with a powerful and well man
aged voice, and an action at once easy, natu
ral, and impressive. Into the province of log
ic, I judge, he seldom or never intrudes; nor
ought ho to ; for, most evidently, whatever he
was made for, he was not made for a reasoner.
With this exception, if indeed it be not deem
ed a capital defect, he lias all the eloquence of
superior oratory ; aud with his extraordinary
dramatic power, I do not wonder that the com
mon people follow biin by thousands, wherev
er he is to preach.
No pulpit man, but Whitcfield and Edward
Irving, ever attracted such crowds in London
His chapel being found too small for the audi
ence, an immense hall has lately been engag
ed for him, where he holds forth on Sabbath
mornings, for the present, to eight or niuc
thousand hearers. The arc admitted on tick
ets, at a shilling a piece; yet multitudes come
who cannot even obtain a standing place in the
hall. The money thus collected, after paying
current expenses, is to be applied to the build
ing of a large tabernacle for his congregation
Recently the young man was married, and
thousands tiocked to witness the ceremony
and it is said there never was so large a con
coarse on any similar occasion in the metrop
olis. He is a man of great industry, energy,
and zeal; and probably no minister in all Eu
gland docs more than he. He has religious
servico of some sort in his chapel every night
of the week except Saturday, arid a prayer
meeting often at sunrise. His. pulpit indts
cretions arc those of a frank, simple warm
hearted boy, (for he can scarcely be called
man ;) his ecccntricies arc the eccentricies of
gonitis; and the egotism and self conceit so
often complained of, seem to be the natural
expression of a brave honest, and unsuspret
ing soul. His rough corners will wear off by
and bye; for he can scarcely float in n cur
rent, without striking here aud there against
the shore, and grinding now and then ainon
the rocks; anil if popular applause does not
spoil him, (and at present he appears to be
truly pious,) he is likely to he a very useful
man. I had a pleasant interview with him in
the vestry after service; found him cordial in
feeling and perfectly childlike in manner; aud
left him, andl ipust say, with an improved opin
ion of his character as a man of God.
Negative Artesian Wells.
Tho London Society of Arts have published
Herr Bruckmann’s paper on “ Negative Ar
tesian Wells”—that is wells which take instead
of giving out water. Such wells serve as per
manent drains; they are sunk in loose strata, or
where communication exists with fathomless
fissures or deep lying streams. Herr Brack
man, who is a native of Wurtemburg, states
that thoy may be established in all tlio so-called
normal or sediment formations; deluvian, ter
tiary deposits, chalk, Jurassic rocks, and other:
And ho brings forward examples of the benefits
that have followed the sinking of negative wells
in towns or swampy country districts. The
drainage becomes at once perfect and constant
fluid matters of all kinds find their way to tl
mouth, and flow away, while solid matters may
be stopped, and used for various purpose
jV. i. Commercial Advertiser.
A Favobite Remedy. We believe no med
icine, has ever given stranger proof of its ef
ficacy that the Oxygenated Bitters. In cases
of Dyspepsia and General Debility, restoring
health and cheerfulness, when all other rerne
dies have failed.
Tlie Americans at Canton.
YVc find in the Journal of Commerce, of the 17th
in-t., the following narrative of the important events
hieh have recently occurred at Canton:
Macao,Dec. 14. lr-'C.
Gentlemen: Tho public journals published at
nong Kons will acquaint you with tlie political ditli-
eulties which have recently existed, and still exist,
between the Chinese authorities of Canton and Sir
Michael Seymour, Admiral of the English Squadron,
these watera, arising from one of those aojaatifia-
ble acts on the part of tho former, which regardless
of treaties, courtesy, or even of prudence nnd com
mon seuso, tho Chinese officials so often commit.
Itisnotwor.h while hero to recapitulate tho cir
cumstances which led to hostilities at Canton, to
wards tlio latter part of the month of October, but
to call your attention nnd that of your readers, to a
most unexpected conti lgency arising out of them,
and to the maimer ia which it iias been met by the
naval forces of tlie United States at present in the
Canton river, consisting of the San Jacinto, Ports
mouth and Levant, under the orders of Commodore
Armstrong, and whose ojwrations liave been marked
by the utmost courage and decision, as well as pru
dence and efficiency. It is a matter of self-gralttla-
tion to the whole of the American community here,
that the unprovoked, atrocious attack by the Chinese
on the national flag has found the reward it merited,
and that in Commodore Armstrong and his officers,they
possess such able and gallant defenders.
The precarious position in which the foreigners of
all nations were placed at Canton, at the commence
ment of the hostilities between tlie English and Chi
nese. led Commodore Armstrong to station at tho
factories, for the special protection of Americans and
their property, a substantial and orderly force of sea
man and marines, with a couple of howitzers; and
during tin- st,.ruling ofthe city walls and the shelling
of the public buildings within the walls by tho En
glish, the force thus detached from tlie American
vessels of war anchored at Whampoa, imparted con
fidence to all.
No concessions being made by the Chinese to the
reasonable demands of the English Admiral, (whose
entire course, by-the-bye, has been characterized by
a gallantry and forbearance which do him tlie great
est honor,) andasnearly all tho American eommnnity
had left Canton, taking with them their furniture,
personal effects, Ac-, it was deemed unnecessary to
retain the American guard at the factories any long-
In pursuance ofthe intention to remove it, on Sat
urday morning, tho 15th November, Captain Foote,
of the sloop "Portsmouth," left Wampoa for the fac
tories.
On reaching the “ Barrier,” abont five miles from
Canton, ho was fired upon from the forts with round
shot and canister, which struck tho water on all
sides, close to his boat, but luckily without injuring
any one on board. Captain Foote rested on bis oars,
anil caused the boat’s flag which bad been flying
from the staff, to be held aloft and waved to and tro,
that it might be unmistakably seen. But all to no
purpose. The Chinese continued to fire, and as thero
were four forts to pass, heavily armed and manned,
and as by going on he would needlessly have risked
the lives of his crew, he pulled about, returned to
Whampoa, and reported tho attack that had been
made upon him to Commodore Armstrong. The
Commodore, when fully informed ot all the circum
stances, at once sent a dispatch to’the Viceroy of
Canton, demanding an explanation. The latter, how
ever, being disregarded, instant preparations were
made to resent tho unlocked for and totally inexcusa
ble outrage.
The second cutter of tho flag ship was sent out to
sound the river op to the “Barrier,” in the perform
ance of which duty, she was also attacked by the
Chinese forts, and unfortunately lost the leadsman,
whose head was carried away by a round shot. As
soon as it was possibly practicable, tlie sloops Ports
mouth and Levant were placed in position, within
a few hundred yards of the forts, into which within
two or three hours, they threw between two and
three hundred shot and shell with great precision aud
deadly effect. A storming party of about one hun
dred and eighty men, with two howitzers, was then
landed, under the command of Captains Bell, Foote
and Smith. The Forts were taken possession ofi in
detail, with great havoc to the Chinese. All the
gnns were effectually destroyed. The walls were
ruined and blown up; aud now, not oue stone rests
on the top of another.
The total number of Chinese, in and about these
defences, did not amount to less than 13,000 to 13,000
men. Their gnns were well fought, they made most
effective use of armed rockets, and during the pas
sage of the boats from Fort to Fort, they were sur
rounded with showers of missiles. Shells, round
shot, grape and canister struck the halls and oars,
and splashed up tlio water in every direction but
without striking a man. Tlie total casualities on the
side of the Americans were fifteen or sixteen killed,
and about twenty wounded, and both ships wero re
peatedly hulled, as well as mnch cut up in their rig-
giog.
The four forts, which were of enormous thickness,
constructed of blocks of granite, and armed with
nearly two hundred guns of tho heaviest calibre,
stood on the four sides of a square, the river passing
between them.
While pulling from ono known ns Napier's Fort,
to another on the North bank of the river, twelve
•uus of prodigious size were laid for the boats, at point
flank range, and were tired almost simultaneously,
burying them in a cloud of spray, washiug several
of the oars, and striking the hulls, but without dam
age to tho crews. At the landing, however, near tho
fort oil the South bank of the river, our mon did not
escape so fortunately. A round shot killed two men
outright and wounded several more seriously whilo
in tho launch of the San Jacinto, in charge of Lieu
tenant Lewis, of that ship.
I To tlie Commodore, to tho officers and to every one
of tlie men. the highest praise is due; and we regret
it is not in our power, moro particularly to name
them. It would however, be but invidious to do so.
The wanton attack that lias been made, in the
first instance, fired every breast with a determina
tion to resent it. The work was nobly done, and the
operation in which they engaged was not moro just
tiian it was honorably ami gallantly acomplished.—
Tlie Chinese have at length been taught a lesson,
which they will not soon forget; and our country
men at h ’me when they become aware of tho reso
lute manner in which the honor of their flag is main
tained iu this distant part of the world by Commodore
Armstrong, will congrulate themselves aud us at his
presence here, during this very precarious period.
Hi-Ex.-. It. n.-y, I);-, l’aik- r.'tli'- ITiit.-il Slat-.. Cum-
inissioncr to China at present here, sympathizes in all
that has been done, lie has given ableand judicious
consel to the Commodore, and it is a source of great
satisfaction that throughout tliis_ affair, such perfect
uuauimity and willing co-operation have existed.
Since the demolition of the forts, tlio Viceroy of
Canton has been more conciliatory in liis correspon
dence, and in the mean time our authorities, satisfied
with the ample reprisals made for the injuries inflict
ed, wait the future course of events.
Your obedient servants.
Many Americans.
M’BAIN HOUSE.
Formerly Known tin- JIill - House.
AHEBXCU&G ■ -
rplIE Subscriber having bee.-me i roj-r; tor of this
1 well known commodious E.:.vifl prom-
ises those who may favor him wit!, tin ir patronage,
that he will spare neither pains or expeuao in ren
dering them comfortable whilst they tarry at bis
Houso. Tlie Stage Office for :!;•■ Alligator aud ~-iuth-
VVestorn Route, are kept atliisUOUSlC. Call and
try ME. and you shall nut go awny dissatisfif <L
nov 11 tf N
YVNAN McH.UX.
Savannah atid ciiaiieston
STEAM PACKET LINE
rriHB superb
1 D(».\, F
r Steamship {Htil-
Dnrdi-n. Coii-.-.ii:,;.,!
leaves Savannah for Charleston i ve
ry Wi ' / and Saturday after
noons at 6 o’clock; returning, 1
Chi
ry Monday and Friday afternoon* at
Freight betr.'.-.-n > k.irieatou and Macon, Colmubua
and all tho stations oil tlio Central, Macon & West
ern, South-western and Muscogee Railroads, will bo
forwarded at Savannah free of all charge.
J. P. BROOKS. Ag't, Savannah.
E. LAFITTE bz CO., Ag’ts,'Charleston.
sept 30
For Philadelphia, New York, Ac.
Savannah Sr Charleston Steamship Lines.
CABIN PASSAGE SCO, STEERAGE 88.
fTIHE well-known first class Steamships
J. Keystone State, Captain R Har-
die; State or Georgia, Captain J. J. Garvin, will
hereafter form a Weekly Line to Philadelphia, sail
ing Every Saturday, alternately, from Savannah and
Charleston as follows:
Mailing Day,.
The KevstoneStato will sail from Savannah tlio
following Saturdays—February 14th and 28th, March
l-lth and 28th, April 11th aud 25th, May 9th and
23rd, Juno Gth and 20th, 4c.; leaving Philadelphia
the alternate Saturdays.
The State of Georgia will sail from Charleston tho
following Saturdays—January 24tli, February 7th
and 21st, March 7tli and 21st, April 4th and 18th,
May 2d, ICth and 30th, June 13th and 27th; leaving
Philadelphia the alternate Saturdays.
In strength, speed and accommodations, these
ships are fully equal to any running on the coast.
Inland navigation, 100 miles on Delaware River and
Bay; two nights at sea.
FOR NIAGARA FALLS, THE LAKES AND CANADA.
SHORTEST and cueafest ROUTE.
The lines both connect at Philadelphia with the
Great North Western Rail Road route, through to
Niagara Falls or Buffalo in 16 hours from Philadel
phia. Through tickets, with tho privilege of stop
ping nt Philadelphia and intermediate points, for sale
by the Agents iu Savannah and Charleston.
Fare to Niagara or Buffalo, S28; to Elmira, 826;
to Canandaigua. 827.
Agents at Philadelphia, A. HERON. Jr. -
Agents at Savannah, C. A. GREINER.
Agents at Charleston, T. S. & T. G. BUDD.
feb 3-6m
LIVERY STABLE
BUSINESS.
GRIER Sf MAS TERS ON.
HAVING purchased tho *?)
Extensive and Central
IVK ItY 8TABLE8, C\ SS
Long occupied by MASON & DIBBLE, Corner of
Mulberry and Third sts. Macon, with all the stock
aud equipments of the concern, are now prepared to
accommodate tho public in the various branches ot
their business, on the most reasonable terms,
For Cask only.
I3P Carriages and other Vehicles always on hand
for hire, with good horses and careful drivers. Also
Saddle Horses, for the use of Ladies and Gentlemsn.
sept 16
Southwestern Railroad.
SCHEDULE FOR PASSENGER TRAINS.
L EAVE Macon at 2 a. m. and 3 p. in. for Colum
bus; arrive at Macon from Columbus at 54 min.
after 10 a-m. and 15 min. after G p. m.
Leave Macon for Americus and Sumter City at 2
a. m.; arrive at Amerieus 36 min. after 6, nnd Sum
ter City 20 min. after 7 a. in. Leave Sumter City
10 rein, after 1 p. m., and Amerieus 2 p. m.; arrive
at Macon 13 min. after 6 p. m.
Accommodation Train will leave.Macon Mondays,
Wednesdays and Fridays at 50 min. after 6 a. m.;
arrive at Sumter City 23 min. after 2 p. m. Return
ing, leave Sumter City at 30 min. after 7 a. m. Tues
days, Thursdays and Saturdays, and arrive at Ma-
con 48 min. after 1 p. m., in time for Passengers to
take the Macon k Western Train at 3 p. m. lor At
lanta and the North-West.
Mail Stages to and from Albany, Tallahassee,
Thomasvillo and Bainbridge, connects with regular
Train at Sumter City.
Passengers from South-western Georgia or Flori
da for Columbus, will take the 10 min. after 1 p. m.
Train at Sumter City, arrive at Columbus 10 min.
after 10 same night.
Passengers from Columbus and the YVest, for
South-western Georgia or Florida, should take tlie
1 p. m. Train, or, on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fri
days tho 15 min. afteY4 a. m Train at Columbus.
Trains ou South western Road, connect direct
with Trains of Central Railroad to Savannah and
Augusta.
ty First class Steamships leave Savannah on
Wednesday and Saturday for New Y’ork—and for
Philadelphia on Wednesday.
Fare—Cabin $25, Steerage 88-
GEO. W. ADAMS, Supt.
deo 23-tf
IHPROVE YOUR STOCK.
T H E thorough bred MORGAN HORSE,
Morgan Figioe, will stand at Macon.
His services can be had for thirty dollars t_l / )
the season, in nd\ -mce. MASON k DIBBLE.
PEDM1DFK—Morgan Figure, bred by Solomon
Steele, Esq., one mile from Derby Line, Y’ermont.
Foaled, June 17, 1850, g.fl by Royal Morgan, Dam
by Goss Morgan or Piedmont Morgan, (the Horse
went by both names.) Grand Dam by Hawkins’
Morgan, and he by the original Justin Morgan.
LEMUEL RICHMOND,
Secretary of the New England Morgan Horae Asso-
Derby Line, Vt., Aug. 1st, 1856. (ciation.
deo 2 MASON k DIBBLE.
MACON & WESTERN RAIL, KOAB.
NEW ARRANGEMENT.
O N and after Monday, June 16th, there will ba
but one daily Passenger Train each way ovei
this Road.
The Train which now leaves Macon at 2 a. m. and
Atlanta at 3.30 p. m. will be discontinued.
Tho morning Train from Atlanta nnd the evening
Train from Mseon will be run os heretofore.
Passengers leaving Chattanooga and points on
the Western k Atlantic Road by tlie night Train will
arrive in Macon 10.30 a. m. and in Savannah same
evening.
Passengers from Savannah and points onthe Cen
tral Road by morning Train will arrive in Atlanta
same evening and connect immediately with Train
of tho Western k Atlantic Hoad for Chattanooga
aud Nashville.
Passengers for Columbus, Americas and points on
the South YVestern ltoad will arrive in Macon at
10.30 a. m. and leavo by South Western Train at 3
p. m.
Passengers from the South YVestern Road will ar
rive in Mncon at 11 a. m. and leave by Macon &
YY’estern Train at 3 p. m.
Macon, June 17. EMERSON FOOTE, Sup’t.
CARRIAGE!), HARNESS, Ac.
The Subscriber is note Receiving at his
CARRIAGE
I
ON CONSIGNMENT,
A N extensive stock of CARRIAGES of the vari
ous styles in nse. They have been selected
with great care by H. C. McK.EE, who is acknowl-
ed one of the best judges aud buyers of work in tho
Northern market.
The Stock will be constantly replenished, and
consist of tho latest and most fashionable styles of
Y’EHICLES, combining
Elejnuice with nnd Strength.
Built by J. M. (juiubv k Co., Mott 5c Co., Brews
ter 5c Son, YV. Dunlap, lledenburg 5c Little. G. 5c D.
Cook 5t Co., L. H. Goodwin and other reliable man
ufacturers.
Persons wishing the very best work on tho
most favorable terms, will do well to examine this
Stock before purchasing. T. 11. PLANT,
feb 10
FITZGERAIJI A HOTTiNGliAM,
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALERS IN
Drags, eefi Me*HcInca :
Clieinirnls, yw T)ye NtntTi,
A*erfumcry, } Fancy Articles,
SHOP FURNITURE,
Faints, Oils,
Varnishes, Glass, wave,
Surgicul Instruments, Garden Weed*
E. FITZGERALD, M. D. C. B-. NOTTINGHAM, St. D.
nov 13 ly
Gcorgln-Crau'lord County.
W HEREAS, Elisha A. Harris applies to me for
Letters of Administration upon the estate of
Sr.san Malinda Drew, a minor of stud county:
These are, therefore, to cite aud admonish tiU and
siii'mlar the kindred and creditors of said deceased,
to be and appear at my otfioo within the time pre
scribed bv law, to show cause, if any they have,
wliv said Letters should not be granted.
(liven under my baud at oilier, February 11th,
1857. JAMES J. KAY', Ord.
feb 24
Uluef Muisitul’s Notice.
4 LL persons having business with the Chief Mar-
A sli.il of tlie City, can find me at my ollice (over
Lane’s Store on Third St., opposite Ralston's new
block of buildings.) till 7J o'clock, A. M.; at tlio
llrowu House at 8 o’clock, A. M., aud 2 and 6 o'clock,
P. M.. aud at the Guard House at 9 o'clock, P. M.,
every day. J. J. RILEY’, Chief Marshal.
Macon" Feb'ry 24th, 1837, ty
DAYID ROSS,
BOOK BINDER,
AND
BLANK ROftK MANUFACTURER,
CORNER ’rrilRl) AND CHERRY’ STREETS.
Ho is prepared to do work promptly and at rea-,
sonable rates. feb 3
BOOK & JOB PRINTING ! ! !
For CASH :ni«l CASH only.
TTaROM this date tho CASH will bo require d for al
X 1 Printing executed, on the delivery of the work
—Tills mb' \\ iii not b-- ii. vi;t• d :i i i.i ' m ••
Customers will pit ;.-e notice and govt i n them-
selves accordingly.
feb3—tm LEWIS H. ANDREWS.
OrncE or the City Council, Jan. 31,1857.
NOTICE ’fi’O CLAIMANTS.
P ERSONS holding claim- again : City, aro
rr-pren'uHy notiiii-i to prt -■ tin n: quarterly,
as near as may be, the first ot January, April, July
and October of each and 'car.
feb3—4t V ICHAltit’Cl'KD. City Cl-rk.
VALUABLE PROPERTY
FOR SAFI-H
T HE subscriber offers for sale liis valuable prop
erty, consisting ot* STOKES in Macon, ami
Dwellings and Lots in Vuieville. including House
hold Furniture. As he lias pa.->»'d the allotted peri
od of human life, lie desires lo dispose of his entire
property and close his business..
All persons having claims against him will pleaso
present them, and all persons indebted to him, will
come forward and settle. The property will he sold
on liberal terms.
feb 10— lm .T- II. OLDER3HAW.
R
Almanacs for 1S.»7,
ECEIVED and for sale bv
nov 4 j. M. RO A RDM AN