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In the renilnisc<?ueos of Frederick
Weatherly, who wrote “Nancy I-co”
and other popular songs, is the follow
ing anecdote:
“Among others of my early popular
songs one of the best known is ‘Darby
and Joan.’ It was written while I was
still at Oxford and set to music by
'Vloiloy. One evening at the usual mu-
si.-alo I met a young devotee of song
npd bis wife. He askpd me to nccom-
pnny her on the piitno, as she was
going to sing ‘Dmdiy and Joan.’ With
pride -I consented and with considera
ble diffidence, as I am not a musician.
The young Indy got through the first
verse nil right. Theh she somewhat
excitedly turned to the third verse and
began singing it. I could not interrupt
her or make any pretest, so I followed
her wishes and her voice as well ns I
could.
“When the song was over I asked
her husband, whom I buttonholed in a
corner, why she did not sing tho sec
ond verse. He looked at meg as 1
thought, with a look of pained sur
prise. ‘Of course she couldn't sing tho
second verse,’ he said. ‘Why liot'.'’ 1
asked. ‘Don’t you know what the
verse is?’ he asked. •Yes.’ 1 replied, ‘I
think I do,’.and I repeated the first
two lines to show him that I remlfn-
bered them quite well. The lines are:
“Darby deal', but my heart was wild
When we buried our baby child.
“When I had got so far the husband
looked at me blandly aud interrupted
with, ‘Well, there you have it.' Still 1
was mystified. Then it suddenly i c-
currcd to me perhaps the young wft'i
had lost a child, and I was beginning
to utter some sympathetic remark
yrhen file husband said, ‘Quite impos
sible for her 16 sing the second verse;
she’s never had a baby!’ ”
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also use cream for massage and
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By Heaven, Not by Hand.
A woman who is fairly prominent
-in,Philadelphia pocinl circles is blessed
—if It, Is a blessing—with a very high
and vivid color which, when she has
been walking fast, looks almost as
though It were artificial; One day she
had walked briskly down Chestnut
street, and her cheeks were very red.
Two workmen were painting tho front
of one of the stores, and as she passed
one of them said loudly enough for
the words to reach her ears;
‘Tainted, be hiven!”
“Yes, exactly,’’ said the lady calmly.
“Painted, and by heaven.’’
She Earned the Sixpence.
A man had been in the habit of get
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waitress, new to the job, was employed j
at the place, and from lack of expan- i
ence she invariably brought the liquid i
refreshment with the most part of it !
in the saucer.
This the gentleman could stand no |
longer.
“Look here, Bridget,’’ said he one
evening, “if you bring my tea tomor
row without spilling a drop in the
saucer I’ll give you sixpence for your
self.”
“All roight, sorr,” replied. Bridget.
“Oi will do that, sorr.”
The fallowing evening the gentleman
appeared and gave his order as usual.
Imagine his surprise'when a moment
or two later the girl was observed
wending her way toward him carrying
a plate of bread in one hand and a cup
of tea iu the other.
“And what has become of the saucer.
Bridget?” inquired the man.
“Shure enough, sorr,” replied the
girl, “to make roight shure of the six
pence yorr honoir promised me Oi
thought it best to lave the saucer on
the counter.”
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Workers and Thinkers.
We are always in these days endeav
oring to separate intellect and manual
labor. We want one man to be rflwnys
thinking and another to be always
working, and we call one a gentleman
and the other an operative, whereas
the workman ought often to be think
ing and the thinker often to be work
ing, and both should be gentlemen in
the best sense. As it is, we mnke both
ungentle, the one envying, the other
despising his brother, and the mass of
society Is made up of morbid think
ers and miserable workers.—John Bus
kin.
Not a Fragrant Flower.
“A Devon woman,” said a man who
had traveled through the place and
bad noted the careless habits of some
of the poorer people, “had a little boy
of seven or eight, whom she sent to
school day after day In a very un
kempt state.
“The teacher, finding that to scold
the lad for his untidiness had no ef
fect, wrote to the mother. Her son
was not clean, she wrote. His neg
lected condition was really disgraceful.
He had, in fact, a quite unpleasant
odor, and so on.
"The next morning the boy, as dirty
as ever, handed the teacher this note:
"‘My son ain't no rose. I send him
to school to be learnt, not smelt.’ ”
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