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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 14. 11022
Classified Ads.
Bring your electric irons to Smith
Hardware Cos. to be repaired.
See our new Fall Hats. They are
wonders. —J. L. Saul.
Ib-mcmbcr New Perfection Oil Stoves
when making your purchases along
this line.—WOODRUFFS. z
New Fall Dresses arriving at our
More daily.—J. L Saul.
ATTENTION FORDS! Try those
new number 1075 Spark Plugs. Sold by
Smith Hardware Company.
We are showing the finest line of
Ladies Sweaters ever seen here. J. L.
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Sts* our line of buggies before buy
ing. We have four different mukc*s
and you can select the one you wish.
WOODRUFF HARDWARE CO.
New Fall Hats in latest styles and
lowest prices at J. !*>• Hauls.
Expert Welding & Ra
diator Repair Work.
All metals welded. No job too large;
no job too small. Radiators repaired
on all make cars. All work guaranteed
J. E, Casper’s Welding
Shop
Candler Street & Park Ave.
C. H. Stewart Old Stand
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Ladies Sweaters in latest styles and
lowest prices. J. L Saul.
More than 12.7 Cede Down Draft
Heaters in use in Winder last season.
Every owner a booster, because they
sine fuel. Sold by Woodruff Hardware
Young men! See our new Suits be
fore buying; it will pay you.—J. L.
Saul.
Why are so ninny towns repeating
the "Microbe of Love.”
Don't fail to see ‘‘The Microbe of
Love,” Friday evening. Sept. 22md.
Every desirable feature in DOWN
DRAFT heaters are patented by our
‘Dole's, so imitations are worthless. —
Woodruff Hardware Cos.
If it is anew Sweater or dress or
hat you want eome to our store. We
|are showing the newest things out.—
J. L. SAI L.
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McCormick and Deering Mowers,
rakes and genuine repairs. Sold by
Smith Hardware Cos.
Ford parts and auto accessories—
AVOOIHit’FF HARDWARE CO.
New Ginghams! The very tiling for
school dresses at J. L. Saul's.
Don’t fail to set* “The Microbe of
Love." Friday evening. Sept. 22nd.
Dole’s downdraft heaters and ranges.
•—Woodruff Hardware Do.
Registered Jersey Dow service at
Moore's barn. Also hogs and shouts for
sale. 4tpd.
WINCHESTER Flash Light batter
ies last longer by test bur they cost
no more. Sold by Smith Hardware.
WANTED Mills to cut lumber by
tlit* thousand. Apply to C. H. Thomp
son. fireedsboro. Ga. lltisl.
LANTHIER & CHURCH
We conduct an up-to-date garage. The
best of work done promptly and satisfac
torily. We have no dissatisfied customers.
We make good on all our jobs. Our guaran
tee is behind every job that we do.
Give us a trial.
We repair all makes of cars. We do all
kind's of welding. We keep Chevrolet parts
We do work promptly.
Oiling and Greasing Cars. Remember that
grease is the very life of a car.
LANTHIER & CHURCH
Phone 110 Athens Street Winder, Ga.
Misses Susie Bell Royal and Theresa
Hofmeister spent Sunday in Atlanta
;he guests of Misses Cornelius and Be
atrice Rawlins.
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One of Winder’s manufacturing con
cerns received this week an order frbm
Frankford, Alaska, with the order was
h cashier's check on the Seattle Na
tional Bank, Seattle, Washington. The
irdcr was tilled promptly.
Plant Onion Sest now. Fine sets sold
>y Smith Hardware Cos,
i The “Microbe of Love” is seldom
(equalled and never excelled.
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We will offer a complete line of Wet
ter cook stoves and ranges this season.
See them.—Woodruff Hardware Cos.
SUPERFEX and NEW PERFECTION
oil stoves sold by Smith Hardware.
Scholarship in Athens Business eel
lego for sale cheap. Winder News.
Mogul Wagons are built strongest
where the strain is hardest. See us for
wagons. Woodruff Hardware Cos.
Multiplying Shallots for sale by—
Smith Hardware Company.
You had better buy a KELLY auto
easing now while they nre so cheap.
Sold by Smith Hardware Cos.
Don’t fail to see “The Microbe of
Love” Friday evening, September 22.
Norman, Smith. Bartlesville, Frank
lin, and Summers buggies at Wood
ruff Hardware Company.
RAPE SEED sold by Smith Hard
ware Company.
Turnip Seed! Another fresh lot at
Smith Hardware Cos.
Brand Jiew Rent Batteries tit Smith
Hardware Company.'
Special prices on Auto Casings and
Tillies still continue at Smith Hard
ware Cos.
Fresh rape seed in the bulk 20 cents
pound.—Woodruff Hardware Cos.
Sophie Sweetgum declares that love
is iwit really blind—it is only near
sighted.
The largest shipment <if auto bat
teries ever received in Winder was
the “Exide.” Special September price;
see us now. —Smith Hardware Cos.
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Pack up your troubles and store ’em
away, the “Microbe of Love” will be in
town September 22, at the school aud
itorium.
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Don’t fail to see “The Microbe of
1.0ve,” Friday evening. Sept. 22n<l.
New Perfection Oil Stoves have
stood the test. We sell them only.—
Woodruff Hardware Company.
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Galvanized Roofing is getting scarce.
Wc still have a fair stock; buy now.
Smith Hardware Company.
A rare program of rare fun rarely
well done is the “Microbe of Love.”
Remember that every fuel saving
and heat retaining feature is embod
ied and patented in the Cole Down
Draft Heaters; beware of Imitations.
See us for the original Cole’ Down
draft heaters and ranges.—Woodruff
Hardware Company.
The “Microbe of Love’” is ninety
nine and four-tenths per cent sure.
[‘MICROBE OF LOVE’
GIVEN HERE SEPT 22
Winder “Spinsters” Have Jumped the
Broom at id Organized a Club for
the Purpose of Putting Over
A Matrimonial Drive.
“A MERE MAN” NO LONGER HAS
A SHADOW OF A CHANCE.
Play to Be Given at School Auditorium
Friday Evening, September 22,
Under Auspices of Young
Matrons Federated Club.
The members of the Y'oung Matrons
Federated Club will present “The Mi
crobe of Love” at the School Audito
rium on Friday Evening, September 22.
Brief Synopsis of the Story.
In the town of anywhere lives a num
ber of charming young spinsters, there
being only five eligible bachelors in the
place, (and these five determined to
remain unwed), the spinsters see hut
little chance for them to overcome their
hnsbandless condition; so they decide
to organize a club for the sole purpose
of devising ways and means by which
they may mates for their lone
ly hearts.
The “Microbe of Love” opens with a
grand chorus of charming girls and
youthful bachelors. After tlieir trium
phant flourish the spinsters begin a re
cital of their woes and their hopes.
Among the ninny schemes offered,
whereby they' may secure husbands, is
that of getting them from various mail
order houses by means of trading
stamps. But upon reading the descrip
tion of the men given as premiums,
with the various household 'articles
quoted, the hearts of the spinsters are
saddened to find them hut a bargain
counter lot and not a model one among
them. However, Madam Cupid enters
with Hie love microbes and guarair
tees it to puncture the male liea f
as the boll weevil does the cotton boll.
Developments prove that she knows
what siie is talking about.
Nothing could lie funnier than the
little* “Left Over’’ scene which will he
played between acts. They have a meet
ing to discuss the awfulness of their
left-over condition, but instead of get
ting sympathy they get only roars of
laughter.
The second act shows a meeting of
the Bachelors” Club portraying a chro
nological history of man’s suffering
from the time of Adam, blaming each
and everything to the mischievous ac
tivities of woman. The initiation of
Simon Shy into the Club of Safety will
bring pleasant memories to every se
cret order man present.
Mr. Henpeek, who has been working
double harness for some time, visits
the bachelors and warns them against
the spinsters scheme to lure them into
matrimony.
The last act is a garden party where
the spinsters have invited the bachelors
to meet Madam Cupid. Here the hap
less, hopeless, helpless bachelors be
come inoculated with the microbe. The
wrecking of this club, and the kidnap
ping of its members is too funny for
expression.
The climax is the wedding scene,
which is perhaps the loveliest of them
ail. made so by the dainty little flower
givls and ribbon hearer*.
This brief scenario gives you only
a vague idea of what your home-talent
will do. Come and enjoy tins rare pro
duction full of wit. humor, music and
philosophy. Tile plot is deft and its
lines and lyrics as bright as spangles
and as refreshing as pattering show
ers on a hot dry day. It is the kind au
diences cheer and cheer and go to see
again and again.
The members of the Young Matrons
Federated club assure you an enjoya
ble and pleasant evening if you attend
this play, “Tin* Microbe of Love.’
MISS HALE
HEADS PARADE
By special request of the 'Scad au
thirities of the Atlant bruueli of the
Fortl Motor Company. Miss Lucy Male
of Pendergrass drove a Fordson Trac
tor leading the parade on the opening
day of the Southeastern Industrial
Fordson Exposition staged in Atlanta
from August 20th to Si ptember 2. Miss
Hale's Tractor was snow white and
she was dressed in white knickerbock
ers.
Following a squad of mounted po
lice came the white tractor drawing
tht* hand wagon of Wedmeyer"s hand.
Behind that came many more tractors
and it followed from the grounds on
Ponce DeLeon avenue to Peachtree St.,
then through Five Points to Whitehall
Street and then hack to Ponce DeLeon.
Miss Male was accompanied to At
lanta by her brother. Mr. C. S. Hale,
of the iKng Motor Company, Winder.
Ga.. who was one of the demonstrators
on the exposition grounds.
Several times Miss Hale has assist
ed her brother in demonstrations of
the Fordson Tractors in Barrow coun
ty.
THE WINDER NEWS
2O Years of Racing
Serve Car Owners Doday
IN the early days of automobile
contests, Barney Oldfield—out
to win every race—studied tires.
His consistent success led other
drivers to ask for tires constructed
to his specifications.
Twenty years of road and track
victories*—with a steady and increas
ing demand for tires as he built them
—convinced Barney Oldfield that
these speed tests pointed the way to
a better tire for everyday use.
The enthusiastic reception of Old
field Cords by the public proved he
was right. Scores of the most
prominent dealers in the country —
and many thousands of car owners,
experienced in the use of tires—bear
witness by their decided
that Oldfield is doing a bigger and
better job of tire making.
r.MOTOR COMPANY
WINDER, GA.
Last week Mrs. Bailey lost $5.50 on money to Mrs. Bailey. Mr. John W.
the streets of Winder and advertised Hi n Klua ll son found the lost money,
the fact in the News. Fortunately the Would uot thls a great place to live
money was found by an honest boy who if everybody was as honest as this lit
seeing the ad immediately returned the tie boy? But we presume they are.
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Attenti’n Ford Owners
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We have just received a big shipment of Genuine
Ford Parts. This enables us to render FORD OWN
ERS prompt service on all jobs. Genuine Ford parts
are the best. Prices reasonable and fpr the cheapest
in the long run. Let us serve you.
Attention Fordson
Owners
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We have just received a shipment of “Marathon” oil.
The best motor oil to be had. One gallon Marathon oil
equal to two gallons other oils. We absolutely guaran
tee this oil. Get our prices on drums of 15 gallons. It
pays dividends to use good oil.
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King Motor Cos.
ture and distribution, has resulted
in price quotations far below what
you’d expect on tires known to be
better built and more enduring.
Practically every important race
event for three years has been won
on Oldfields. The Wichita Test Run
in which an entire set of Oldfield
Cords covered 34,525 miles on rough
roads proves the mettle of the Most
Trustworthy Tires Built in every
day driving.
The Master Driver and Tire
Builder has given the public anew
standard of tire wear and tire cost —
a true economy that every car owner
should know about.
Your Oldfield dealer has these
facts—talk to him.
Subscription Price: sl-50 Per Tear.
Don't fail to see “The Microbe of
Love,” Friday evening, Sept. 21’uo.
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Rape seed 20 cents per pound, at
Woodruff Hardware Company.