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umyiNational tsanK between Atlanta and Atnensf We want your business. We offer you every accommodation that your account and business standing will justify. Government supervision. Till. FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF WINDER. OFFICERS: ; DIRECTORS: W. H. TOOLE, President S. W. ARNOLD L. F. SEL- W. I, BLASINGAME ( W * T ‘ ROBINSON I, 0. BENTON J. B. WILLIAMS \ V * ‘ W * L - BLABItfGAMK J B. WILLIAMS A. H. O’NEAL T. C. FLAN IGA N^ W. L. JACKSON, Cashier. g. t. ROSS \V. H. TOOLE. HfARST'S EITTLE MEN. William Randolph Hearst's In dependence party’s convention luvs put out its ticket and presented a platform, and its following is play ing that it has launched anew na tional yarty. Thomas Hisgen, of Massachusetts, is the candidate for president, and John Temple Graves, of th<‘ New York Amerian, is the candidate for vice-president. Wc do not know anything about Mr. Hisgen, and we don’t know anybody who does know anything of him. It was said in the news papers in advance of the convention that lfearst wanted him nominated for president, so there is nothing surprising in his nomination. John Temple Graves is a different prop osition. He is known wl er ver sweet Words are crooned. He was horn in South Carolina; he was raised in Georgia and he lives now in New York, but he belongs to humanity. He is at once the com fort and despiar of the poet, the singer ami the painter. He has been called a “word weaver,” and he has been known to.lull the mock ing bird to rest and to make the lily blush with envy. In short, John Temple is the goods. Why he should he thought of for vice-presi dene we can not imagine, hut he ought to be poet laureate to the Aiherican etogle by unanimous vote, andthe idea of making him the tail to a Hearst ticket is ridiculous. Mr. Hisgen will have to anchor himself, else some bright summer day John Temple will soar into'the empyrean and carry off the presidential Can didate into a rarified atmosphere in which he can not live. —Charleston Post. SIS KOPkINY SAYINGS. (By Rose Melville.) 'iVfany a elted earl deserves it. Everybody is selfish except us. Some hotels are like hades; on fire escape. • Ma save it takes a cheek to kiss s >me girls. Even cowards are Military —be- ing sons of Ma’s. Because a man is needed is no sign that he is well bred. Ma says fat women shouldn’t con sider life a dreary waist- Ma says a man is usually what he suspects others of being. Ma says that some folks are so cold-blooded that it is enough to give one pneumonia to shake hand with them. Pansy Bonehead wore her peek-a - boo waist to a picnic and was nearly devoured by mosquitoes. Now she has an offer to impersonate a tat tooed lady in a side show. A YouthfuJ Experiment. ‘‘Whatpn earth are you doing with that little watering con, Tom?” “Spwinkling the baby’s head so his hair'll sprout.’ —Philadelphia Ri cord. CERE YOUR KIDNEYS. Do Not Endanger Life When a Win der Citizen Shows You the Cure. Why will people continue to suffer tile agonies of kidney com plaint, backache, urinary disor ders, lameness, head aches,languor, why allow themselves to become! chronic invalids, when a certain cur*' is offered them. Doan’s Kidney Pills is The remedy to use, 1 ecau.se it gives to the kid- 1 neysthe help they need to preform j their wrk. If you have any, even one, of the symptoms of kidney disease, 1 ore yourself now,before diabetes, dropsy or Bright’s disease sets in. | Read this Winder testimony: C H. Barron, Wright St., Win d*r,_(ia., says: “I took Donp s i Kidney Pills, purchased at Turneis Pharmacy, for pa : ns mmy back and a general run <’o vn cc nditioi , j due to kidney complaint. lam pleased to say that they acted n a very affective way, for by the time I had taken the contents of three boxes, my troubles had dis appeared. i am now in the best of health and ftel that Doan’s Kidney pills deserve the credit.” For sale* by a l l dealers. Price 50 cents. Foster-Mi Urn rn Cos., Buffalo, New York, sole agents for the limited States. Remember the name—Doan’s —and take no other Conundrums. Why is a kiss over the telephone like a straw hat? Because it isn’t felt. I Why is a selfish friend like the letter p? Though first in pity, he is last in help. What heavenly thing and what earthly thing does a rainy day af fect in the same way? The sun and your boots; take the shine off What are the most important fruits in history? Dates. What is the greatest surgical ope ration on record? Lansing, Michi gan. Why is a had epigram like a use less pencil? Because it has no point. What bridge is warrented to sup port any strain? The bridge of a fiddle. Who arc the men who have made their mark? Those who can't write. Why is a railroad exceedingly patriotic? It is bound to the coun try with the strongest ties. Why didn’t the last dove return to the ark? Becaue she had suffi cient ground for remaining. What melancholy fact is there about a calendar 0 There is no time when its days are numberd- Why should a person not like gaze on the Niagara forever? Be cause he would have a Cataract in the eye. Winder Train Schedules Arrival and Departure of Trains Eastern Time. Taking effect Sunday Jan. 5, 08. Eastern Time is ‘lB minutes fas ter than Sun Time. SEABOARD AIR LINE RAILWAY. EASTWARD. No. 52, - - 10:03 am No. 32, - - 2:sopm No 88, - - 10:35 p m Westward. No. 41, - - 5:29am No. 33, - - 8:50 p m No. 52>, - - 7:43 p m Above .schedules are shown as infor mation, aiul are not guaranteed.” Gainesville Midland Hallway BPUTH BOUND No. 11 —Lv 8 :40 a. m. No. Iff —Lv. 1 :15 p. m No; 15 —Lv. 10:35 am; Sunday only. NORTH BOUND No. 12—At. 12:00 m. No. 14 —Ai. :5(>5 p m. No. 10 —A-. 5:23 p rn : Sun.onlv. No. 12 will run to Winder re gard Uss of No. 13. Yard limits at Winder are ex tended “south” to Seaboard Air .Jane junction. All trains going through Winder yard must U‘ under full control. PROFESSIONAL CARPS J. F. HOLMES, ATTORNEY-AT- LA W, Statham, Ga. Criminal and Commercial Law a Specialty SPURGEON WILLIAMS DENTIST, Winder - - . Georgia Offices over Smith & Carithers bank. All work done satisfac torily, W.H.QUARTERMAN ATTORNEY AT LAW Winder, Ga. Practice in all the courts Commercial law a specialty. M _* w. L. DeLaPERRIERE DENTAL SURGERY. Winder • - - Georgia Fillings, Bridge and Plate-work done in most scientific and satis factory way. Offices on Broad St. ALLEN’S ART STUDIO. All kinds of Photographs made by latest methods. All work done promptly. Office on Candler St., Winder (la Why is a specimen of extra fine handwriting like a pig? Besause it 'is done with the pen. Pansy Bonehead’s poem: An old maid with a face like a crowbar for anew one went to a bazar, but it was so criss-crossed, wrinkled and embossed, there wasn’t a place left to rub p<. wd r. WE ARE HEADQUARTERS FOR Buggies! We have on hand a line of the best Bug gies for the money ever brought to this market. We handle the Rock Hill,Columbia,Taylor= Canady, Tyson & Jones, Columbus, Summers, Durham, Piedmont and Anchor. Give us a call and let S. C. Potts or W. H. Sikes tell you howto roll through life with ease. Cannon & Flanigan, Winder, Ga- NO i GOING TO BUT IS OPEN READY FOR BUSINESS IN THE Pledger Building, Opposite the Oil Mill, with a well-equipped supply of brand new Tools. 'Will give special attention to Horse Shoeing and General Repair Work. I wish to thank my former custom ers for their liberal patronage, and assure them that their fu ture patronage will be highly appreciated. Yours for busi ness, H. E. PATAT, WINDER, GEORGIA.