Winder weekly news. (Winder, Jackson County, Ga.) 18??-1909, December 03, 1908, Image 9

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Are in position this holiday season to make your shopping both delightful and profitable. Infinite variety, superb quality, prices lowest. Nothing More Appropriate Than Shoes as Xmas Gifts . We offer you at this • holiday seasonfthe most attractive line of Footwear in Georgia. Shoes foi Men, Women and Children, stylish, fashionable and satisfactory in every wav DRESS GOODS We have bn hand an assortment that can’t be equaled here. All the lat est designs in the most fetching styles and shades. We sell at closer profits than others, enabling you to buy cheap er from us than anywhere else. And STORE NO. 2. Here we have one of the best lines of Clothing, Men’s Shoes, Men's and Gents’ Fur nishing Goods generally to be found in this section. A pretty line of Art Squares, Rugs, Carpets and Mattings. Bear in mind the fact that our policy is to give you the best goods at the lowest prices. Yours to please, KILGORE & KELLY. WINDER. - < JI-:< >H< iIA- WINDER LUMBER CO., WINDER, GEORGIA. Phone 47. • ' Pertinent Paragraphs ( By National flip Saw.) It don't require flowery sentences ; i . to express sympathy. It takes a Brave man to tell the j truth when a lie would Ik* more prof? table. Make right more profitable than! wrong arid crime will become more i extinct. ! never want my soul to become’ So dried-up that 1 don't weep w ith those in distress. Graft and the world grafts with you, quit and you can't be elected to office any more. Idmr more years of the present political system will open the eyes of enough men to change it. Show me a man that the world calls a “Slick Duck," and I 11 show you a darned rascal. A church and a licensed saloon in the same block is a queer sign of civilization. We imagine that a crown won at a -‘‘church euchre ' would look queer as head-gear for an angel. To become an orthodox Christian you’ve got to turn your head over You Must Take Off Your Hat to our building lumber. Why? Because in all practical points it is superior to any in the local market. Another claim upon your consideration is our pricing and delivery. We welcome ex amination and any fair compari sons. to either preacher or priest. The average “protracted meeting Christian" needs the meeting pro tracted in order to protiaet his ('hristianity. Millionaires are not afraid of go ing to the penitentiary so long as they furnish the money to elect the judges who try them. A real four-legged hog is content with enough. —A two-legged one wants more than enough, no matter how many of their brothers suffer. The difference between a mule and a dude G, that the mule has a jackass for a father, and the farther of a dude has a jackass for a s<>n. An Aquatic Outfielder. One day a ship was lying at anchor at Boca Grande when the crew ob served a dolphin chasing a flying fish, both coming directly toward the ship. On nearing the vessel the flier arose in the air and passed over the bow just abaft the foremast As it did so the dolphin went under the ship and. coming up on tlie other side, sprang from the water and caught the flying fish on “the fly” just as it was curving ; gracefully down in its descent to the water.— Funta Gorda Herald. ! The reason the average man can ; he so satisfied with his brains Jis he hasn’t any. the beaut> about it is, the goods are just what we recommend them to be. HOSIERY We carry a number of lines of Hos iery direct from the mills. We can sat isfy your wants, be they modest or great. Fit yourself up in the latest and best. With the Paragraphed Non cm t lose Atlanta. She could not have a big Thanksgiving race like Savannah, and 10. and behold, they get. up the wormest mayoral ty race the old state has ever seen. It lasts longer than an auto race, to<>. —Te 1 fair enterprise. The sowing of wheat and oats throughout the country is extremely gratifying, as we learn a large area of hoth is being sown. The farmers of Morgan seem to he jumping on the hog and hominy wagon right along. —Madison Advertiser. 'This matter of names is a peculiar one’ anyhow. The man who is called a ”gay old dog, " is pleased, but term him a “yellow pup,” and lie will tight. A woman dimples ai the name “chick,” or “kitten,” hut Hares into wrath if named an old hen ora eat. —Rome Tribune- Herald. The •ountrv would never have heard of that fellow Cooper if he hadn’t killed Editor Carmack. Let Tennessee hang him and then let the country forget him. —Anderson Mail. A North Georgia woman is suing her local minister for ten thousand dollars because he called her a devil Ministers arc not as particular as they should be. They ought to say Satan when referring to feminine members of their congregation — Moultrie Observer. A man in St. Louis is suing his wife for a divorce because she said he couldn’t swear hard enough to suit her. She evidently never step ped on his pet corn, nor was near when he hit his thumb with the hammer while driving a nail. — Augustin Herald. Special Sale Trimmed Hats. We will sell every ready-trimmed Hat in our Millinery Department at half price for Christmas presents. . No such values ever before offered anywhere in the South. The best dressed ladies’ in this section wear our trimmed Hats. A Card Of Thanks. The Cadies’ Aid Society of the First Baptist church wish to extend to the public their heartiest thanks and appreciation'- for their liberal patroiiagc at the dinner and sup per Thanksgiving. We feel that we can not say enough to the peo ple in trying to express our thanks. W e wish to say also that not only did the other denominations give us liberal patronage, Gut they were so kind to offer their help in many ways, and assisted us throughout the day, which we appreciate very much. We want to express our thanks to the gentleman who was so kind to serve coffee for us on this occasion. A Critic’s Evasion. It is risky to give one’s honest opin ion about a man's horse or dog. a house designed by himself or a picture which he values highly. He who gives the opinion stands on a slippery place, and should like judgment be unfavor able he will slide far from the man’s esteem. Fuseli, the eccentric artist aud pro fessor of the Koyal academy, was in vited by a nobleman to see a painting of which he was the .proud ow ner. Fu seli went, taking a pupil with hltn. The painting was shown by the nobleman himself. The artist examined it and exclaimed. “Extraordinary!” The no bleman. greatly pleased at the ejacula tion. lauded the picture to the skies, pointed out its beauties, and Fuseli cried: “Extraordinary! Extraordinary!” Ou their way home the pupil said: “Mr. Fuseli, I don't think much of that picture. What did you mean hv ’ex traordinary ?’ ” “Extraordinarily bad.” was the reply of tlie artist, who had not cared to offend a lord who might become a pa tron. All Details Arranged. “Dear.” whispered the eloping lover, “what shall we do with the rope ladder? TVe shouldn't leave it hanging there.” “Oh that's all right." replied tho coy damsel. *T:i srld h:*M Y"A\ it up again so we couldn't get back. ’ I’liiladel phia Press. LAND FOR SALE. I have 075 acres of improved land for sale, situated It? m’les from At liens. 5 mbe from A rnoUksv ille, (ia. House 10 roon's. lo houses for tenants, one barn that will shelter 50 head of stock, onegin house, one black smith shop, fish ponds, orchard and vineyard; also outbuildings at tenant houses. This is good tanning lund; as good water as found in'Georgia; 2 public roads running through place, with 2 mail routes; 100 acres of fine bot tom land tor liny and corn. Schools and churches good and convenient, all denominations. I will sell all together for $15.00 per acre or 1 will cut it to suit home-seekers’ price. This land is in the most healthy section of Oglethorpe county. J. A. SMITH, ARNOLDSVILLE, GEORGIA. Nov. 24, 1908. Card of Thanks. U ** w ish to thunk our friends and neighbors for the many acts of kiii<loess shown us during the ill ness and death of otir dearly be loved wife and mother, Mrs. Bell Firkins. We wish also to thank tin* physician who did all in his power to restore her to health again. W ords canfiot express our gratitude. May God the Father, who doeth all things well, bless each and every one of you, is our prayer. H. /. I’IKKINS AM* D.U'OHTKI:. Notice. All subscriptions to the liquida tion of <{ebt on the Baptist church will Ik* due 'on December Ist next. All will please pav same on or be tore that date to N. J. Kelly or \V r . L. B 1 a sin game.