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Them, by V* * i * the few HOB' cy Stanton, of Winder, I,,'St of Mrs. Callie lioscb. full Harrison and family day with Mr. and Mrs. F. jald. * \ •) “/alia and Roesje Math* ws • Perkins were visitors in our-bufg Monday afternoon. Mrs. J H. Clack has been very sick for the past few days. Mr. J. IT. Holloway spent Satur day night and Sunday at Paradise the gnvt o(;Mr. Jimmie Lackey. ■J'"'"* . Mr- CallHos<|h spent Friday at Bethlehem, \jhe guest of Mr. and Mrs. C. L. Sims. Mr- and Mrs. J. H. tlack spent Fri-lyy at tlnr* hoturT J Mr John f'fack at Paradise. Mrs. Bob Wfiitehead and Kva McDonald, spent last Monday with Vn? Verge McDonald. There have been several fine hoy*- killed in seetkm this week. Mrs. Alice Edgar lit’ October 2!, at the L-j- 1 Tty-five years, ■ ’——eighteen davs CAURir.U AWAY , th h Bethlehem yer, but no linirly girlhood and the bum. In n \ member thing Is clumped labeled ‘Tramp.’ "If you will gee angel in streets for nn h. w j K) gaV( . across fifty m* then the public n * snnl< ‘ an<l aud yet not u sister bv the longs to the mw v:iV to dwell bums. They self! a day. They are All of th""i are liars e thieves. No professio'" - ’ up with them In an.'b often argued with ohne about this matter, j been able to make tb "A tramp, my dea., n ] f are . an Impecunious touris , foot, lie Is working l ! there nnd taking in Pother, not a few adventure ,'n whib worth a mill!. h( , aOU | . od to get a equal and Americans I the rule of a *Ure opened than to travel In „ ~ w> . . . It n the other 1 can tell v side welcoa-cic .ti-rrh'.'pno home. Sister. § jfi* v it- ■ < What There Is In 4 Name. Fisrt Voice (at the telephone A— “ls this the office- of P. Harold Jones.” Second Voice (at the other end) Yes, sir. First Voice—^A’ttc-aa >v Jones there?” r Second Wee —“Yes, sir; here at the phone, Y/hat can 1 do for you?” , First Voice —“Wc4i this is Charles A. Westover talking. I un derstand my wife has been to see you with some talk of a divorce. Is this correct?” Second Voice —“Yes, sir, Mrs. Charles A- Westover has consulted me regarding a divorce [from her husband.” V<Jce— ‘ ‘Well. I'm her husband all right, and i want to have a talk with von about this matter. You see mv wife’s the right sort; she’s all rigl t in every way, hut her mother i t all wrong • ways- Her motheiCls one d*--n fool professional wum right crank, always moijtff* man’s brerogativi hoeing a, ‘— that he and you can t .-c* of a tourist. He fm! f to shove along and ftmascu- Trip to “I was on the road two I got around to Niagara headed that way, hut 6ou and there. When 1 got ton enjoyed the wonder of na. as If I had a million t\ inhere we can have a a sto*or two and talk this to ! r '> h?l Voice —“.Sir, I am Pan- ifn!' Harold Jones, a d —n fool pro fessional woman with a masculine voice and a man’s job; also the mother of seven children.” —Ben Winsl >w. 4 Cheerful Giver. “Here, Benny,” said Mr- Bloom bumper to bis young eon, as the latter started to church, “is a fiv<- cent piece and a quarter. Ymv-ran put which you please in contri bution box.” Benny thanked his papa and went to church- Curious to know which coin Benny had given, his papa asked him when he returned, and Benny r plied: T “Well, papa.it was this way: The preacher said the Lord loved a cheerful giver, and 1 knew I could give a nickel a good deal more cheerfully than I could give a quar ter, so I put the nickel in.” —Phil- adelphia Ledger. LEBANON. Ilev. (t . 1). Stone preached a very able and instructive sermon at fa:b anon Sunday morning. Sheriff B. 11. Collier, W. T Wills and J. O. Harrison, of Jeffer son, attended services at Lebanon church Sunday. Hon. E. D. Whelchel was elect ed justice of the peace of the 242d distiiet, G. M., last Saturday over his opponent, Mr A. G. Wright by 181 majority. There were 164 votes p >Tl<d, The election passed off very q lietly. Proffeesor Vaughn, principal of Oak Grove school, attended preach ing here Sunday. Mrs. Malinda Booth, ofStatham, s spending a while here with her daughter, Mrs. Willie Fulcher. Mr. M. W. Caruth is on the sick list. There was a delightful pound -upper at the home of Mr. and Mrs. f. A. Gaily last Thursday night, given by Miss Bert Gaily, which was very much enjoyed. A gooo crowd of young people were present. After the pound supper was over the young folks engaged in different games until about 11 o'clock, when all returned to their respective homes feeling that it is good to have such an hostess as Miss Gailev. There will be a Sunday school organized at Lebanon the fourth Sunday in February at 10 a. in. Professor and Mrs. L. P. Whel chel, of Red Stone, attended ser vices here Sunday. Ira G. Sugars, of Central, near Winder, spent a short time recent ly in our midst. Mr and Mrs Fletcher Tuck, of Tuekston, spent Sunday here as the guests of C. F. Holliday’s fam ily. Road working will soon be in order at this end of the line. Nothing Dangerous About That. Hewitt—Delays are dangerous. Jewett—Oh. I don't know. My wife received a letter this morning saying that her mother would have to post pone her visit—New York Tress. Ins and Outs. He (with huge mouth) —You see where the laugh comes in? She—l can sec where the laugh comes out!—Aliy Sloper. The Joy Walk. The man who takes a joy ride In someone else's car. Although a deep dyed villain. Is not the worst by far. At least he will return it. Though battered, to the spot And takes It at a moment The owner needs it not. I agitate the scoundrel Who brings back naught at all. j Who leaves you unprotected When rain begins to fall. Let judges ail denounce him, Against him all combine— -* The man who takes a joy walk . With your umbrella fine -Af cLandburgh Wilson in New York TitVJM. " . "h. \e 0 . J r Jpte for S’ ttmrrfelK into a condition borders Ccver Old Shingles With VULCANITE It ia specially suiU-d to this purpose because of the extra weight ar.d quality of the felt used in its manufacture, and it takes the samo insurance as slate. Further unanswerable proof of the general all-round superiority of Vulcanite Roofing, is the fact that it took first prize at the Georgia State Fair; at the Alabama Agricultural Fair; at the Mississippi Agri cultural Fair, and the Alabama StateJFair. Don’t use any other roofing until you write us, investigating the economy and superiority of thin roofing. Winder, Ga. Wisdom of Youth. “Here’s a dime, my boy. Now, what wiil yotl do with it?” “Why, I’m geiu’ ter hustle right off ter some trust company, of course, an’ buy a thousand dollar first mortgage bond!”—St, Louis Republic-Dispatch. Garries of Chance. The Vi ar—ls it true, Samuel, that your father allows games of chance to be played in your house? The Boy—There ain't no chance about it. zur. They all cheats!—Lon don Opinion. . HiRAM’S MARATHON. He Had the Winner of the Contest He Was C'oing to Arrange. HIRAM SQUASHLY laid down his newspaper with a loud chuckle. “Ma ” be said to his wife, "them folks in Noo York is jest crazy.’’ "I ailus kitowed that,” she replied as she thought of the day she spent two hours trying to cross liroad-way. “I mean,” he explained, "they’re jes: crazy on them Marathon races. You know I was tehiu' you ’bout ’em last tight." "Waal?” she queried. "They've been boldin’ Marathon run tin’ races, Marathon skatin’ races, Marathon walkin’ races an’ all sorts o' Marathons.” "1 do hope, Hiram, you ain't plantin’ to run in one of ’em. You know how your heart acted when the calf chased you round the lot.” "Dou’t you worry a minit ’bout that, rna. It jest give me an idea, that’s oil.” "What be you goin’ to do?” "Why, I’m goin’ to git up a Mara thon right in this county, by guru! It'll be a Marathon sleep:*!’ contest, an' if our hired man don't win it by Bleepin’ twenty-six hours without even turnin’ over once then 1 dn‘t know apples from taters!”—New York Her ald. As to' His Chest. The civil service medical examiner gazed unfavorably at the diminutive Italian who was seeking a position on the police force. “What does your chest measure?” “Oh, ’bout seventy inches!” “Impossible!” exclaimed the- doctor in disgust. “Come down In my house an’ I show you.” “Can’t you show me here?” “No. I got ’im home full o’ clothes an’ stuff.”—Lippincott's Magazine. Getting Even. Autoist (who has paid boy to bring assistance)—Did you give the farmer my message, boy? * Boy—Yep. I told him thar wuz four automobeek%s stuck in a driC an’ cud dent git out. “What did he say?” “He said ‘Hooray!’ an’ gimme an other quarter.” The American Habit. F.riggs—l suppose if 1 accept your in vitation to go to that dihner you will want me to make a speech. Griggs—No, my dear fellow. You see it’s this way: Everybody we have in vited so far wants to make a speech and what I am trying to do noXg get together a few listenerA^ iv f 0) York Life. >begi . ‘ fc rival The more a girl smiles tlil’m on Deposit Your Money with The First National Bank of Winder. Capital $50,000.00. DIRECTORS— Col. James M. Smith, A. H. O’Neal, L. F. Sell, L. 0. Benton, H. N. Rainey, Jr., S. T. Ross, T. C. Flanigan, W. T. Robinson, W. L. Blasingame, J. B. Williams, S. W. Arnold, W. LL Toole. The above gentleman will ap preciate your business. The Empire Pressing Club. Remember that I sell no membership cards, demand no money in advance. All that I require is that you register your name with me, give me your order and se cure first-class work. SCHEDULE OF PRICES. Membership Rate. One suit each week for 4 weeks - - - 31-00 If more than one suit a week is wanted, satisfactory arrangements can be made. One suit - -50 c Steam cleaned - Sj.GO Overcoat - -50 c Overcoat steam cleaned - SI.OO Ladies’ Skirts -50 c The ie prices on Ladies Skirts are subject to varia tions, according to make of article. A word to the merchant—l also alter clothing. If Pants or Coat do not give satisfaction,! am responsible Will call for orders. Prompt delivery and satisfac tion guaranteed. Yours for business. ± J. R. JONES, Proprietor. Back room of Barron & Robertson’s Barber Shop, on Candler street. P. S. —Also agent for Athens Empire Steam Laundry. The White Pressing Club Open and Ready for Business. We have rented nice rooms over Smith & Carithers’ Bank and intend to run a first-class PRESSING CLUB. Your patronage is earnestly solicited. Work called for and delivered anywhere in the city. Cleaning and pressing of ladies’ skirts a specialty. Repair work neatly done. Yours to serve, BRADY & TORBET, WINDER, GA. lhhhhhh WINDER LUMBER CO., i WINDER, GEORGIA. Phone 47. 4 Conundrum. \l storo of a town in \ recently came a \* that a ham W > . . a tpere was WINDER, TRANSIENT RATE. Ladies’i&irts steam ** *- cieand - - SI.OO Tailor Suit -75 c Tailor Suit steam cleaned - $1.25 Waists - -35 c Waists steam cleaned -65 c Shut Down on needless expenditure when y< u are purchasing your lumber for building your home or barn. Let us give you an estimate, in cluding everything you need in su perior building lumber, shingles, sash. door 9 and blinds, and see how we save you money when you com pare it with others. insisted the storekeeper. “No, it ain’t, boss,” insisted the negro. “Pat ham’s shore bad.” “Ho v- I be,'’ continued the N it was cured only/ I GEL. relapse.