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Getting Even.
■ Advice in law applied in an un
professional wav is something as ef
fective as regular court procedure.
Mr. Joseph A. Willard was in a
fjjpiend’s law office one day when a
R. . .
client came in for advice.
pile said that lie had hired a horse
't<> go to a neighh wing town for live
f shillings, hut when h<* lud returned
! the stahlekeeper asked him for five
1 shillings more.
“Wh it for?’’ the client asked. •
* .‘For the ride hack/
The lawyer gave some instruc
tions which the client followed. A
little later he went to the stahle
koeper asked how much it. would
cost to hire a horse and trap to go
to a place named Woodvil.
“Twenty five shilling," was the
reply.
The client hired the turn >ut an 1
went. W hen he returned he came
' by train. He went to the stable and
paid the ki eper twenty live shillings.
“Where are my horse and trap?’’
asked the owner.
“In Woodvil,” was the uncon
cerned ri ply.
“Why did you leave tlem there?”
cried the* keeper.
“I only hired them to go there,”
answered the client.
A Just Rebuke.
Dr. W- J. Long, a nature writer
and a minister of the north, is
pouring some hot shot into Roose
velt.
It is our opinion, and we have
said it several times, that Roosevelt
is one of the most colossal lakes
that ever accidentally b ram • pres
ident.
He is playing to the grand stand.
Knowing that history will not place
him very high on the scroll of fame
unless lie w rites it himself, lie lias
conceived the idea of filling up the
Smithsonian Institute with animals
killed by himself and thus perpet
uate his name.
He is now in Africa shooting
everything in sight. If he cannot
kill a lion, he will shoot a zebra,
giraffe or whatever else lie sees.
Dr. Long criticises Roosevelt as
follows:
‘‘ln this dispatch I notice that
when he could not find buffaloes he
had to content himself by shooting
wart h >gs and other inoffensive
creatures. As the buffaloes are
fast disappearing from Africa and
Mr. Roosevelt had already killed
several, why in the name of science
should he go out and kill more?
And why, fnilingto find buffaloes,
should he content himself by slaugh-
taring other creatures?
“Tho whole thing is atrocious. It
is ( xactly like his own record of kill
ing eleven hull elk on one trip and
then on his way out killing two more
that he found lighting. Their meat
was unfit for use and was left to rot
in the woods. Then he preached
to us on the virtue of game protec
tion, and when he comes hack from
this trip you will hear his righteous
dissertation on the necessity for pre
serving game in Africa, of course,
after he has killed < verything lie
could find.”
The papers should quit publish
ing statements about this man. lie
is one of the biggest “bluffs” that
has ever been president- He is a
big bully and nothing more. —Dub-
lin Courier-Dispatch.
No Wonder.
She —Women have cleaner minds
than men anyhow.
lie —Naturally. Look how much
oftencr they change them. —Phila-
delphia Record.
First Physician—Any unusual
symptoms about that last case of
yours?
Second Physician—Yes, he paid
me fifty dollars on account yester
day.—Jewish Ledger.
DON'T TXPERIMTNT.
You Will Make No Mistake if You
follow This Winder Citizen's
Advice.
Never neglect your kidneys.
If you have pain in the back,
urinary disorders, dizziness and
nerv usn -ss, it's tine; to act and
no tim ■ to experiment. Tow
are all symptoms of kidney trou
ble. and you should a reme
dy which is known to cure the
kidneys.
Doan’s Kidney Pills is t he rem
edy to us '. No need to experi
ment. It lias cured many stub
born cases in \\ inder. Follow
the advice of a Wind- r citizen
and lie cured yourself;
Mrs. J. E. Elliott, Factory
Hill, Winder, (Jr a., says;
••f used Doan’s Kidney Pills
and I am please.l to say that they
del me a world of good. I had
been ailing for sometime. I felt
weak and tire 1, had pains across
mv back and was b thered by
headaches and dizzy spells. Ac
companying these troubles were
too frequent passages of the kid
ney secretions which caused me
much annoyance. 1 used various
remedies but it was not until 1
l> gan taking Doan’s Kidney Pills,
procured from Turin r’s Phar
macy, that 1 obtained permanent
relief. They helped me so much
from the fust that I continued
taking them and when I had used
t hree boxes, 1 was without a sign
of my old trouble. I gladly en
dorse such an effective remedy as
I loan’s Kidin y Pills.”
For sale by all dealers. Price
50 cents. Foster-Mil burn Cos.,
buffalo, New York, sole agents
for the Cnited States.
Remember the name —Doan’s —
and take in other.
Norlhern Man's Tribute to Davis.
From sermon delivered by Rev.
R. F. Ferguson, of Chicago:
“I have taught my sons to rever
ence the name of Lincoln, the great
est and the best of that group of
great men who saved the nation; 1
have taught my sons to honor the
namesYif Grant,Sherman and Sheri
dan and Thomas and the others of
that bright galaxy of heroes une
qualed before in the history of any
people; but I ask permission of no
man’s prejudices to teaeli them also
admiration for Johnston and John
son and Longstrect and Pick-
et, or to point out to
them “Stonewall” Jackson as a
devotee of truth as he believed it,
or to tell them the story of the ,
knightly, white life of Robert E. I
Lee, or to pause with them beside
the resting place of Jefferson Davis
and say: Here lies a great Amor- '
iean who was awfully mistaken in
his working out of one of the fun
damental problems of American
life,hut who was unflinchingly faith
ful to what he believed to he the
eorieet solution. Here lies as gal
lant a soldier as ever rode to battle,
. askinlya friend as ever loved a
comrade, a politician with hands
absolutely clean of even the suspi
cion of a dirty deal.
*'So recognizing the virtues of
these nun, ! believe that 1 make
1 myself a hotter American citizen
than if 1 allowed the passions that
Iwt re instilled into me in boyhood
: to control me still.
“So teaching my sons, 1 am giv
ing them a better heritage than if
i 1 transmitted to them the hatred
i and the rancor that were insepara
ble with war. ”
"I'd rather be ignorant ami hap
py than wise and miserable!"
cried the philosopher. “Happy
man!’’ exclaimed a bystander.—
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
ROADS.
It is a mighty long road that has
no end —Mavsville News.
There seems to be a diversity of
opinion between the people of the
county and the board of commis
sioners about the good mads ques
tion. —Covington News.
The horses and mules will he
thankful for the automhiles, as soon
*
a- they discover they will not hurt
them, as the advent of these ma
chines means better mads. —Elbcr-
ton Btar.
We are getting a little tired of
this road talk in the Atlanta papers.
It is a great advertising scheme for
those papers. -Marietta Journal-
They call t.icni pathfinders, hut
they follow the road selected before
they started. —Augusta Herald.
Those nice roads being built down
in the level part of Georgia are very
nice for automobiles but are no
benefit to the teamster?! up here in
the mountains. — 1 hihlonega Nugget.
Of course it take, m nicy to build
good roads; but hearty co-operation
ot the people will make a little mon
ey go a long ways in the work. —
<)ghthorpe Echo.
The Atlanta Constitution says
that Clarke county has the best
roads between Atlanta and Augusta,
aval that is not all, Athens and
Clarke county are leading all the
e ther cities and counties m the state
in improvements. —Athens banner.
better roads is now the slogan
throughout the state, and Walton
is one of the banner counties in
road building. —Walton Tribune.
The Atlanta Constitution and the
Atlanta Journal have begun a cam
paign for splendid autombile roads
in Georgia. The scheme should re
ceive the hearty commendation of
every class of people in the state. —
Jackson Herald.
After all, this automobile hulla
balloo may do some good in stirring
up laggard counties on the good
roads proposition, even if it is work
ing from the top downward, instead
of laying the foundation first. Hut
as for Spalding, with its years of
experience and proper road build
ing, it only creates a mild interest
and wonder as to how long it will
last and how far it will go. —Griffin
News.
A lirst class highway through
Screven would add greatly to the
county, and wouldn't cost a great
deal, either. It will come gradually.
A good part of the road is in fail
condition already. —Sylvania Tele
phone.
No friend Like the Dotj.
Where will you find a man al
ways grateful, always affectionate,
never selfish, pushing the abnega
tion of self to the utmost limits of
possibility, forgetful of injuries and
mindful only of benefits received?
Seek him not; it would ho a useless
task. But take the first dog you
meet and from the moment he
i adopts you for his master, you will
! tind in him all theso qualities. He
will love you without oaleulation.
His greatest happiness will he to Ik*
near you; and should you he re
duced to leg your bread, not only
will he aid you, hut he will not
abandon you to follow a king to
his palace. Your friends may quit
you in misfortune, hut your dog
will remain; he will die at your
feet, or if you depart before him on j
the great voyage will accompany j
you to your last abode. —History of j
the Dog.
MANY PERSONS keep their money in this
bank, that they may have it within ready
reach when needed for daily ure; some keep
it here awaiting opportunities for investment; oth
ers, to avoid the risk and annoyance of loaning,
keep their money here a* a permanent investment.
It will de seen that we accommodate all classes.
The Winder Banking Company,
WINDER, 6A.
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I will sell Clothing at Cost from now unCl
my cut ire stock is disposed of. Will enter
tain proposition fusil part or all. C-ome
and see my stock before paying trust prices
elsewhere. I u's> earrv a line of General
Morelia ml isf, and if you want the benefit
of fair and honest dealings call on me.
JUNE H. WOOD
CARL, GA.
R. D. Moore & Son,
"THE OLD RELIABLE
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