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ALL SORTS.
To thine own self Ik* true:
And il must follow, a> the night
tin* day,
Thou canst not then le falsi* to
any man.
—Hamlet, Act I.
The first point of law that ev
erybody ought lo observe is to
keep clear of law.
Fortunate the man who
knows when the shoe fils him.
Better to have fertilizer for
the crops than expensive cloth
ing.
Tis the visitor who stays long
that puts the cook in a flurry.
When a man is honest with
himself he instantly sheds a lot
of his self-oneeit. lie simply
can’t help it.
You will never buy a farm
with the money you fool away
every time you go to town.
Before you take any man's ad
vice stop and think whether or
not he knows any better than
you do about it.
The preacher and the sailor
tie a good many knots.
It is impossible for tin halil
headed man to do his part.
The man with it push will
very boon outdistance the man
with a pull.
"1 Can* is a hustler, a man self
made
Who turns off jobs galore;
“1 < 'an't" lights his pipe, sits
down in the shade,
And bemoans the fact that lies
poor.
Don't ask your wife where the
sledge, axe, maul or curry comb
is. She doesn't go to you when
she wants the rolling pin or ear
pet sweeper.
There are no after regrets at
taelied to doing the square
thing.
The man who 1 toasts of get
ting the I test of the bargain in a
trade will swindle you at the
first opportunity.
The man who boasts of inabil
ity to control his temper man
ages to hold it if his adversary
is big enough to thrash him
The farmer who makes drudg
es of his mother and sisters
won't worry heeause his wife
splits the kindling and carries
in tln* coal.
Fine furniture is tin* ruin of
many a voting married couple.
Better the paid-for nest, before
tin* luxurious furnishings.
The voting man who starts
out with the idea that the
world owes him a living,
will have a hard time convinc
ing the judge and jury of the
fact.
. Bill Jones down at the x-ronds
store
PUBLIC
SALE
—ON
Saturday, Feb. Bth,
At 2 o’clock p. m., we will sell to
the highest bidder 33 good Tennes
see Shoats at our barn. These
Shoats have been here three weeks,
all inoculated and in thrifty condi
tion. Be here and buy at your
own price.
TERMS CASH.
W. H. & J. F. Sheats
Was just chock full of sound
advice
For Congress and the Govern
or;
To take the same they would
be wise.
Hut Mrs. Bill who stayed tit
home,
And patched old Jones' Sun
day vest,
Allowed, tin* while her thoughts
did roam,
To practice good advice is
best.
The whole trouble with the
world in business, politics and
religion, is that we not onlv
want to do as wo please, but
want to make all tin* rest do as
wo think they should, regard
less of inclination.
Are you pretty well located
where you are? Have you things
to make you and your folks com
fortable? Are your friends
right around you and is tin* old
home dear to you? Then stay
where you are.
The best farming is the best
planning, tin* Ih*sl thinking, the
best working and the best liv
ing.
The jda.ee to do that kind of
farming? Right on tin* farm
you now occupy. If you do not
do it, there, you will not do it
anywhere. And right where
you are is the place to find real
happiness.
The man who is too lazy to
work doesn't want his wife to
idle away any time. Lots of
men who won't deny themselves
any luxury, preach economy to
their wives.
When a man is always telling
what the other fellow did, be on
yonr 'guard. Your turn will
come next.
The home life is what you
make it. If you do your part,
speaking the kind word and do
ing the good deed, the day nev
er will come when you are sor
ry. Those are the things that
make the heart glad, clear down
to the end of time.
Hotter lose every cent you
have in the world than to lose
the respect and love of your
boys and girls.
Simply because a woman is a
good cook is no reason why she
should run a boarding house for
her relatives.
The person who boasts of his
wealth is advertising the fact
that he has been on intimate
terms with poverty.
Some good people when they
hear of something shocking are
sometimes secretly disappoint
ed that it isn’t worse.
Almost always when we move
to tind happiness we go away
from it, not toward it. Because
happiness isn’t a place; it is a
state of mind.
There arc places where we
may make a bit more money
than we can where we are.
Whoever heard of money mak
ing men happy? Ten chances
to one, the more money we have
tin* more we think we ought to
have to make us happy.
Don't blame the fellow who dis
agrees
With all your fondest theories.
Suppose you had to side with
him
In every foolish, childish
whim?
if everybody thought the same,
This life would be a stupid
game;
We could all stay in bed from
birth
And let the middleman rule
the earth.
Live with men as if God saw
you; converse with God as if
men heard you. —Seneca.
A pleasing countenance is a
silent commendation. —Syrus.
“Lose this day loitering—’twill
Im* tin* same story
Tomorrow —and the next more
dilatory;
Then indecision brings its own
delays
And days are lost lamenting
o’er lost days.
Are you in earnest? Seize this
very minute —
What you can do or dream you
can, begin it ;
Boldness (courage) lias genius
power and magic in it:
Only engage and then the mind
grows heated;
Begin it and the work will be
completed.”
Truth was never indebted to a
lit*. —Young,
Early-Day Button*.
The ancients lacked buttons—one
wonders, indt*ed, how they got along
without them, but evidently they pos
sessed studs of modern pattern, such
as those with which we fasten our
cuffs and collars. And, in truth, they
did even have a kind of button (though
not sewn on), which fastened gar
ments with a pin and hook exactly in
the w*q- oiir broches and clasp pins
operate,—Exchange.
For
Weak
Women
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Thousands of voluntary
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Cardui is a good medicine
for women.
There are no harmful or
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Cardui. It is composed
only of mild, medicinal
ingredients, with no bad
after-effects.
TAKE
CARDUI
The Woman’s Tonic
You can rely on CarduL
Surely it will do for you
what it has done for so
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women! it should help.
“I was taken sick,
seemed to be . . .
writes Mrs. Mary E.Veste,
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“I got down so weak,
could hardly walk . . .
just staggered around.
... 1 read of Cardnl,
and after taking one bot
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all, I felt much better. 1
took 3 or 4 bottles at
that time, and was able to
do my work. I take it in
the spring when run
down. 1 had no appetite,
and I commenced eating.
It is the best tonic I ever
saw." TryCardui.
All Druggists
j.
CALOMEL SALIVATES
AND MAKES YOU SICK
Acts like dynamite on a sluggish
liver and you lc?o a
day’s work.
There's no reason why a person
should take sickening, salivating cal
omel when a few cents buys a large
liottle of Dodson's Liver Tone—a
perfect substitute for calomel.
It is n pleasant, vegetable liquid
which will start your liver just as
surely as calomel, but it doesn’t
make you sick and can not salivate.
Children and grown folks can take
Dodson’s Liver Tone, because it is
perfectly harmless.
Calomel is a dangerous drug. It
is mercury and attacks your bones.
Take a dose of nasty calomel today
and you will feel weak, sick and
nauseated tomorrow. Don’t lose a
day’s work. Take a spoonful of
Dodson’s Liver Tone instead and
you will wake up feeling great. No
more biliousness, constipation, slug
gishness, headache, coated tongue or
sour stomach. Your druggist says if
you don’t find Dodson’s Liver Tone
better than horrible calomel
your money is waiting for you.
ROOKIE REPORTS MEAN TRICK
Death Valley Miners Responsible for
His Being in Possession of
Forbidden Liquor.
Remember the cavalry man who
wrote us from Denver about how he
doped the captain’s
r— —v dog? Well, he lias
I come through again
with another ad-
gx venture —some peo
! '')LsZT[nnP‘ P le can have ad "
IM f M 8 ventures anywhere.
ill Listen to this one,
dated Las Vegas,
‘‘Last night,
somewhere In
! -1 ~ Utah, General Or
” ders No. 4 were
read to our section of the cavalry.
G. O. No. 4 stated that whereas we
were now approaching wet territory,
guards would be placed at both ends
of each car at every stop, and a pro
vost guard would be posted at every
rum joint in the desert town of Las
Vegas, New, where we fed horses. On
our arrival I was posted at the ‘Last
Chance’ bar, before which I paced
nervously, trying to distract my mind
from the enticing odors borne on the
breezes from the swinging door.
“Up on the corner, in front of the
New York restaurant, the regimental
hand was playing ‘How’s Every Little
Thing In Dixie?’ In front of the La
redo bar, six slant-hipped, sleepy cow
ponies were awaiting their masters.
Three very dry troops of cavalry
marched sadly depot-ward. Then It
happened.
“The six ponies woke up, as six
husky Death Valley miners issued
from the Laredo bar and swung into
their saddles. In a body they charged
the Last Chance. This time they did
not dismount, but in true wild western
manner rode through the doors where
I was posted. As the second charged
through, the rowel of his spur became
entangled with ray canteen and tore it
from its fastening. I was Jerked
through the door and sent reeling into
forbidden territory.
“The miners apologized, brushed me
off and asked if I was hurt I assured
them that I had broken nothing but
general orders. I hastily made my
way to a rear room, where I saw my
canteen lying on the faro table.
“When I issued forth the corporal
of the guard relieved me. On my way
to the station I paused In the shade of
an awning to drink from my canteen.
Horrors! I had taken no more than
three gulps before I found that I had
sinned and stood liable to court-mar
tial. Back in the Last Chance, those
boys had secretly drained my canteen
of water and refilled it with a quart
of rye!
“Not guilty, your honor I" —Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
STUFFED DP WITH
“A BAD COLD?”
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Dr. King's New Discovery
at once
Coughs, colds and bronchial attacks
they are all likely to result in danger
ous aftermaths unless checked in time.
And how effectively and quickly Dr.
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membranes are soothed, the mucous
phlegm loosened freely, and quiet,
restful sleep follows.^
All druggists have it. Sold since 1869
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No more lazy bowels, yellow com*
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They systematize the system and keep
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Cook Kakas Good Start
"I see you ha /e anew cock." “Yon
are right.” "Is she experienced V’ “I
surmise so. She started the first day
hv cornin'? late, e>4 than asklr.* ftu* its*
uneruouu oil.
When You
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The experience of Mrs. H. L. Redman, of New J mil U j
“For several months I suffered from extreme nervous- jt-.JI
ness and sleeplessness My nerves v.ere completely Jitul
unstrung After doing light housework i was com- yw/XA |
pletely fatigued, and loss of sleep made the nights 1/ UTSf jfl.vy/lllii/
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nighc I can truthfully say DK. MILES’ NERVINE 1
DR. MILES’ NERV’INE is a safe, reliable medicine A
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