The Jackson news. (Jackson, Ga.) 1881-????, April 05, 1882, Image 1
THE JACKSON NEWS.
W. * HA HP, Publisher.
VOLUME L
NEWS GLEANINGS,
The oat crop of Alabama in immense.
Nashville is to have electric lights
won.
Texas is shipping cotton to Ban Frau
cisco. ''- 1 j -
Knoxville, Tenn., bus a good public
library.
Georgia has seventy odd gold mills at
wort, one giving a monthly product of
about $7,5C0.
One thousand men are employed at
the Cherokee iron works, St. Clair
county, Ala.
P Columbus, Ga., has 20,000 inhabitants,
and wants the government to build a
a fine postoffice, i
j n a population of about 1,000, Dar
lington, S. C., has fifteen bar-rooms and
no temperance organization.
Mississippi ranks first in the union as
a cotton crowing State, third m the
South as to the entire product of her
soil, Texas and Tennessee only out-rank
ing her.
The Sumac trade of Virginia is in
creasing. The Sumac manufacturers
now have an organization with a presi
dent and other officers. The grinding
of 8,000 tons of leaf Sumac is now the
annual busineas, representing about
1250,000. •
The Alice blast fjtu;nace of Birming
ham, Ala., clearer! $12,000 during the
month of January. The investment
eost $250,000, yielding a net income to
its proprietors of $144,000 per annum.
Several bales of cotton were brought
to Augusta last week from the estate of
a recently-deceased planter, which had
been raised before the war. Some of it
was in good condition, but the bagging
had decayed and dropped from the bales.
A great deal of cotton which comes
into Rome, Ga., is damaged on account
of having been allowed to stand In the
rain by the planters after it is baled.
The outside layers have to be picked •flf,-
and every bale 'which* has gotten wet
loses from 50 to 175 pounds.
Thero alighted from the Piedmont
Air-Line railroad, at Gainesville, a few
days since, 300 people, who came to set
tle on 5,000 acres of land near there,
purchased by them through the influ
ence of Gen. Longstreet. They are
Germans and Swiss from. New York su
burbs. 'I s*§ j£ ' £,
The Columbus Inquirer says: A coun
try papa writes that bis two daughters
have been spoiled by newspaper puffing
in the town where they went to school.
“They have come tome,” he says, “with
three or. four notices of thy charming
Misses in their scrap hooks, and
they hain’t been worth a fo’ penny bit
since.”
In a neglected spot in Athens, Geor
whieh marks the location where once
existed the botanical garden of the
State university, stands a weeping wil
low, grown from a sprout cut from the
famous tree ovev Napoleon’s grave in
St. Helena, an elm frem the noted el S
in Boston common, and an oak which
grew from an acorn brought from Eng
land by Dr. Ward.
On Sunday night in the valley of the
Tvron mountain, near the dividiug line
between North and South Carolina,
Grace Mills went to t|ie house, of Jane
Jackson, a rival fox, the attentions of a
young farmer of the neighborhood, and
called her out in the road. The next
morning the body of the latter was
found, and indications showed that a
desperate fight had talfen place, in which
one had lost her life, tt ill supposed that
she was struck on the head by a male
assistant of her rival, who is unknown.
Varnish on the Church I’evri.
The seats had l>een newly varnished,
and, somehow, the varnish was not
right, as it was terrible sticky. Yon
know when yon pull anything off of
•tieky varnish* it cracks. Well, the an
dience had all got seated, when the min
ister got up to give out the hymn, and
M the basement of his trousers let loose
of the varnish of his chair tdiere"Was a
noise like killing a fly $n the wall "with
a palm-leaf fan. Thfe mihister looked
wound at the chair to see if he was all
Present, and that no guilty man’s pants
nad escaped, and read the hymn. The
choir rose with a sound of revelry, and
after the tenor had swallowed a lozenge,
and the bass-had coughed up a piece of
frog, and the a} to hemmed and the
soprano had spook (ft jer polonaise t*>
*ce if thd jrantisff i*JJ<iwdd on tkeeouth
aide, the akdijule bjgfcir to rise.*
Onafci toßeSco*gfct-uptefef with
picket firing in the distance
on the eve of battle, and then a few
®ore got up, and the rattling of the un
yielding varnish sounded as though the
fight iras becoming more animated, and
then the whole audience got on its feet
at once with a sound of rattling musket
ry- The choir sang “Hold the Fort.
"hen the choir had concluded the peo
ple
, Homeliness is almost as great a merit
to a book as in- a house, if the reader
would abide there. It is aeit to beauty
and a very high ark
\ ka uaad to vicissitudes is po*
TOPICS 0F THE DAT.
The President has approved the Anti-
Polygamy bill.
Congress will probably not adjourn
before the Ist of July.
Congress has decided that the China
man can be kicked out.
’ Ex-Senator Conkung is to retire
from politios for the present.
Jay Gould is tired of business annoy
ances, and is thinking seriously of re
tiring.
The President is said to look favorably
upon the matter of pardoning Sergeant
Mason.
Now, then, if the President hats no
objection, the Chinese will quit discov
ering us.
The first snow blockade of the winter,
in the Northwest, occurred on the 22d
of March.
Guiteaxt has refused $350 for the suit
of clothes he wore when lie shot the
President.
President Arthur entertained Gen
eral and Mrs. Grant at a grand diuner a
few days ago.
The wheat crop in Indiana is reported
to bo 20 per cent, above that of an
average year.
Cadet Whittaker may go free, and
uow perhaps he will make it a point to
take better care of his ears.
England likes Moody and Sankey so
woll that she has invited them to a year’s
engagement iu the evangelical work.
The press of Chili thinks that country
could bounce tlie United States. Yes,
bounce like a rubber ball, just about.
Fashion is doing away with the long
string of bridesmaids at weddings, for
which many a fond papa will thank liis
stars.
The good people of Chicago are still
lighting the Sunday theatricals. Mean
while theatrical performances on Sunday
move right along.
We observe by our exchanges that
contributions for Sergeant Mason’s
“Betty and tlie Baby” have become
general throughout the country.
Both the political parties in Cincin
nati have nominated Judge Force for
.Tudgo of the Superior Court. This is
forcing matters with a vengeance.
Cincinnati carpenters have laid out
to strike the Ist of May, if their de
mand for an increase of wage is not ac
ceded to. The carpenters are a striking
set.
Cardinal Manning’s doctor ordered
him to drink wine, and the Cardinal re
fuses to do so. It now stands the Cardi
nal in hand to bounce the family
physician.
Statistics show that Mormons increase
their numbers, annually by immigration,
2,000. Add to this the increase by births
and you have something frightful to
think about.
The New York Sun says Sullivan has
brought the prize riug into disrepute.
Good 1 Will somebody now erect a
momument to Sullivan ? His act should
ho ennobled.
Fathionable uwells in the East now
wear but one eye-glass, as do the snobs
of London. Well, we are glad the idea
of wearing eye-glasses is at least half
discarded, anyhow.
Whittaker's ultimate aim is to be
come an officer in the army, whether
permitted to finish his course at West
Point or not. He will apply for the
position of Second Lieutenant.
Tije War Department has provided
for issuing 600.000 rations for the suffer
ers from the Mississippi overflow. Aid
can not come too soon to the distressed
people of that desolated valley.
Taa House Appropriation Committee
cut the tail off of the Dostoffice appro
priation hill—the franking privilege—
and it is now a question whether it will
get hack on again. The members of
the House must feel pretty bad about it.
THSremarkable feature ot Nicodemus,
a negro colony of 367 families, in Gra
ham County, Kansas, is the entire ab
sence of money, There are chnffßl.es,
school-houses, and stores, but the trad
ing has to be done by barteiing the pro
duce of the farms.
The Louisville Courier-Journal says
-an Ohio man died after drinking aglass
of water. ” We are glad to know he
didn’t die before drinking ,he w ® ter ’ T]
in the latter case he and fulled to
cause ml£ o!in
suSss Better always to drffik before
i you die. m
j the apportionment bill requires most
I of the States to redistrict, and the thing
s£Vw #
a“ U doM lo th but poESca *•£
age. There i little c f u P le MlO “° w
Devoted to the Intox’ost ol Jackson and Dutts County
JACKSON, GEORGIA, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 5, 1882.
outrageous a figure the redistrioting will
cut on the Congressional map.
Had Oscar Wilde come to this country
in ordinary citizen’s clothes, there-are
very few people who would have ever
heard of him. Tlio secret of his fian
cial success has been in the extensive
advertising he received as a result of Iris
outlandish way of dressing. His ideas,
while they are pronounced “fair to
good,” are not new, and decidedly com
mon-plane for the times.
“ Betty and the Baby ”
Sergeant Mason’s family, and in several
eastern cities contribution boxes with
these words upon them are located in
prominent thoroughfares for the recep
tion of nickels. Such a box in the
Baltimore American office received 150
nickels iu one day. It seems that
“ Betty and the Baby ” will be taken
care of, whatever may be the fate of the
bad marksman.
Excessive drink and malaria are said
to be very similar in their effects upon
the human system in Washington, and a
Congressman who does not have an oc
casional attack of malaria is looked upon
as a very fortunate person. If the
Potomac flats are drained ns n moans of
abating malarial influences, statesmen
who get sick from one cause, and doctor
for the other, will have a delightful time
explaining matters.
“Monaco, whose 10,000 inhabitants
live entirely on the profits of the gaming
tables, has 164 priests to look after its
spiritual welfare.” That statement sounds
unreasonable,, aud we should refuse to
believe it lmd it come from any other
source than tlie Cincinnati Gazette.
One hundred and sixty-four priests to
tlie 10,000 inhabitants is a fraction over
one priest to eacli sixty persons. And
yet ail these people excepting the
priests—are gamblers ! Impossible !
Anthony. Comstock is making anew
move against the lottery companies, and
lie says he will make a tost case against
two Brooklyn men who have drawn the
$30,000 prize in tho Louisiana lottery.
He is said to have discovered a section
of the New York revised statutes, pro- I
riding that all money so won shall be
forfeited to the poor in the county where
the money is deposited. The money was
in bank, but tho lucky ones took fright,
drew it out, and one of them is already
on his way to Europe.
Speaker Kmfkb has removed Mr..
Henry S. Hayes, 6uo of the official sten
ographers of the National House, and
appointed a Mr. Dawson, of lowa, This
change has cuuscd general surprise,-, as
Mr. Hayes was one of the best stijn
.ographers in thecuuptry, and his work in
committees and oil> where about the
Capitol for years past lias always given
groat satisfaction. His -synopses of de
bates in Congress were unequaled, and
his removal will prove a loss to Congress
and the public.
The escape of Nihilists from Siberia
is becoming quite a common thing. The
telegraph announces that a fresh lot
have recently escaped. As the geog
raphy of the intervening country be
comes better understood, the number of
escapes will increase, and the alternative
left for the Russian Governnent, if it
desire to keep persons banished eon
fined on a territory,- will be to secure
some great island large enough for the
purpose and lmild a great wall around it,
upon which sentries may be placed.
The Sanitary Engineer says the dan*
ger tlia: a midwife may carry contagious
disease from one bedside to another was
the subject recently of some remarks by
a physician to the Cleveland Board of
Health. He stated that recently, in his
practice, a German wife had conveyed
puerperal fever to three patients, all of
whom had died. The physician had
cautioned the women when she was at
tending the original case of the fever,
telling her she might bo the means of
conveying it to others, but his word was
disregarded, and three lives, he believes,
sacrified iu consequence. The Board of
Health were sufficiently impressed by
the statement to instruct the Health
officer to cause her arrest under a law
governing the conveyance of contagious
diseases.
The “rush for Texas” of a year ago
nas now merged itself into a “rush for
Dakota.” This is doubtless owning to
climatic influences. The incessant warm
temperature of the Luue Btar Btate un
fits its water for drinking purposes—a
most important item to be considered by
the immigrant—while the soil is ndt un
iversally good farming land by a long
shot. It is, in point of fact, a grazing
Country. On the other hand the climate
of Dakota is cool—decidedly cool usu
ally but the winter just past it has been
unusually mild in that section of the
country. Farming there is prosecuted
with the greatest success, and taking all
things together, there is doubtless no
better section of country for general
purposes. Let the “rush” go on. Da
kota is a vast Territory and there is
plenty of room in it.
A dkcm manufactory in Massachusetts,
established in 1853, has converted dur
ing that tune 30,000 sheep skin* into
drumheads,
BILL'S BLOOMS.
Mr. Arp Laments Ihr Frost Nipping
of Ills l'OUl'lU‘3.
HE ALSO CONTINUES HIS LAMENTA
TIONS AND TALKSWISKII THAN USUAL
—HE TELLS. SOME , GpOP STORIES,
TOO, ABOUT JUDGE LOCHJtANE,,
TEXAS' HANGER AND THE
INDEI’ENDEIITS.
[From the Atlanta Constitution.]
Nipped in the bud. It looks like there
is no security from anything. Ours was
no second-hand orchard : we planted it
and the blooms for three years have
lobked so sweet and promising, and now
this is the third year the fjjuit has been
killed. I suppose we could have built
little fires all about, but who knows
when to build’em ? ! It is poor comfort
to build ’em when there is no danger.
Reckon we will just hnve to keep the
orchard for the flowers, like we do a
crab-apple tree, for they are mighty
pretty. One of my neighbors lives un
der the western slope of a mountain and
his fruit is never killed. He had plenty
last year, but the sun don’t ris6 at his
house till it’s about two hours high, and
that wouldn’t suit my folks at all. Well,
it might suit the folks but it wouldn’t
suit my business. It would be dinner
time before breakfast. The peach crop
is very uncertain among these Cherokee
hills but most everybody can have a few
trees around the liouse w here they are
protected. We can’t expect to have all
the good things in our place. My Irish
potatoes were killed down the other
morning, and that hurt my feelings, for
I was a little proud that I was ahead of
my nabors. Put they will come out
again, and so there is some comfort left
and a good deal of hope. Hope says
the peaches are not all killed, for a man
can’t examine aU the blooms, and may
be there will be enough for the children.
That is the main thing after all; enough
for the children is what the world is
working for ; enough money, or land, or
food and clothing; enough pleasure and
happiness. How we do love ’em and
worry over ’em by night and by day.
If we had no children I think l would
just quit work and toil right suddenly
and—-go a fishing. But there is not
much time to frolic on a farm at this
season of the year, for my almanac says,
“About this time plant corn,” and we
are doiDg it all around these parts. I
can sit on my piazzer and look into five
farms and see the darkies and the mules
and hear ’em, too, anil its gee and haw,
and git along Pete, and whar you gwiue,
Nell, come round dar, I tell you; and
there’s no end to til’s kind of affection
ate, oue-sidod-discourse until the horn
blows for dinner, and then the uiyst,
knowing mules give a bray all romirff
Its astonishing how much they do know
and can be made to understand. I had
a big mule who would never give but
one pull at a root unless the darkey who
plowed him hollered out “ Rotten root,
I tell you!” and then he would break
that root or something else, for he bad
confidence in the nigger. It always did
seem like there was a kind of confiden
tial relation betweeriniggers and mules—
a sort of treaty of peace ana equality,
for there is no other animal can stand
the darkey, and there’s no other human
can get along in peace with n mule.
When they are alone together in a big
field with long rows, the darkey talks i<>
him all along the line, and the mule
listens in respectful silence, but if two
darkies are plowing together they talk
to one another, and the mules are
snubbed. There is a power of corn be
ing planted this spring and not much
more, than half a crop of cotton so far
as my observation goes. I hope we can
make enough food for the country, f< r
we can do with less clothing better than
be stinted in vittels. There is a power
of folks dependent upon the farmers and
a great responsibility upon us. Politics
raises a mighty rumpus and takes up a
sight of room in the newspapers, but
when you compare it with farming, it all
seemssorter like a monkey show that is
going on for amusement, and the farmers
feel like doing like Stewart’s Texan Ran
ger, who went to see an amateur musical
performance in Rome one night during
the war. He was a rough specimen,
six feet and two inches, aril a hat like
an umbrella and boots like stove pipes,
and spurs that jingled like trace chains,
a couple of navy pistols to set off his
beard, and he paid his half a dollar and
tookastand behind an empty bench in the
rear, and looked on with a lofty con
tempt, and whenever the jx-rformers
closed a piece and the cheering began
the ranger rattled the bench most alarm
ingly and exclaimed, “souy, souy, souy,”
like he was driving bogs, and he kept it
up until he monopolized the show and
had it all to himself. These premature
candidates for governor, and so forth,
reminded me of Judge Lochranc’s story
of the Irishman who thought he had a
fast horse, and so he put. him in the
races and bet on him. He run pretty
well, but seemed to run better behind
than before, and the Irishman clapped
his hands with delight and exclaimed,
“ Faith and St, Patrick, just look how
he drives’em.” But its all right. I’m
glad to see the independents waking up.
Its all for the.,good of the peopkand,
will keep the old democracy on its good*
behavior. There’s nothing like having
sentinels on the watchtowers. Home
times the party goes too fast, and these
independents act like a balance wheel, a
regulator, a brakt—sorter like Tinny
Rucker’s yearling, for they say when
Tinny was a boy.be tried for an hour to
drive a yearling out of the pasture, and
finally he got him by the tail and they
run and run and bellowed and run until
somebody hollowed to him ami said •
“ You can’t hold that yearling, Tinny;
what are you trying to dT” “I know
I can’t hold him,” said Tinny, “but lean
make him go slow.”
Jeeeo. That is all these independents
are after. They don't expect office, hut
they have more abounding patriotism
than anybody, and are holding on to
the tail of the concern just to mate it go
slow. Some of 'em, I reckon, are a litUe
disappointed because the train went off
and left ’em, and it don’t do any good
to laugh at ’em no matter whether they
didn’t rnn fast enough or started too
late, Let’s be tender with ’em. for may
be their turn will come after while, and
they will be tender with us. There are
a power of tips and downs in this world,
and in politics th'ev are mostly downs—
especially down south. Biu. A nr.
The Duke’s Death.
“Kneel here by my side, Lurline,”
and in obedience to the summons, a
beautiful girl flung herself in an aban
don of grief near the bed on whicJi lay
the eighth Duke of Twenty-second street,
Rupert Rollingstone! Rupert was dying
—dying away out on the West Side. A
cold had developed into a quick con
sumption. The dreaded disease had
made known its piesenoe while Rupert
was at the bouse of a friend on Lathu
street. “You can not live more than a
week,” the doctor had said. “But niv
people,” cried the sick mau, in an agony
of fear; “they arc on Tweuty-pccpnd.
Street, and too poor to bile a ciuringA.'
How shall I see them?” and lie wrung
his hands .in an agony of despair.
“It can not bp done, my lass,” said
the sheet-railway superintendent, look
ing down kiudly into Lmliue’s face.
“I would gladly do aught that might
ense the last momenta of a dying mail,
but I can not accomplish impossibilities.
Avar from Twenty-second street to the
corner of Lnflin and Van B\uvn in fivo
days? By my linlidom, you jest brave
ly,” and, picking up a pair of shears, ho
again resumed bis occupation of cutting
coupons from government bonds. When
Lurline had knelt by the dying man, lie
turned to her and spoke: “Lurline, my
darling,” he said, “lam dying down.
I shall soon be in the sweet pretty quick.
But ere I start, I want you to make me
one promise—a sacred one, that you
will keep forever.” “Name it,” said
the girl, in a sob-choked voice. “ When
ever you are in a hurry, avoid the street
car." “I promise,” ws\ the reply,
Rupert’s face lit up with a sweet, peace
ful smile. “Good-bye, my angel.”
“Bung soir,” was the faint response, ns
the girl’s head fell on his breast amid a
storm of sobs. “I see heaven,” mur
mured the dying man. “I know it is
heaven, because there aro lots of street
cars, and they run every three minutes.”
Rupert was dead. —Chicago Tribune.
A New Church Beneficiary.
Anew scheme has broken out among
the Eastern churches to provide for
God's poor.” Esch church is buying
a farm, to which poor people arc sent to
work out their salvation in fear and tur
nip patches. This combination of re
ligion aud rutabagas is certainly a happy
one, and ought to come into general
practice. Steady work on a farm cannot
but be far more preferable to the poor
of a church than good advice and flno
conversation, that is now lavished upon
them regardless of cost. Thero is
always something on a farm that any
body can do, aud do well, and that will
be worth good wages, if the laborer is
fairly remunerated, andaoburoh society
would lie sure to do this. Thou, iu the
fall, when the golden harvest was gath
ered, the church members would of
course give their patronage to their own
farm aad lay in their winter supply of
potatoes, carrots, beets, onions, etc.,
from their own vinos pud figtroes, so to
speak. The report of Hie Superintend
ent would show whither the farm was
drifting financially, and if it needed any
fertilizing top dressing in the way of a
mortgage. Ministers whoso health is
poor, from hard study and overwork,
instead of being sent on an expensive
tour to the Holy Laud, could be trans
planted from the stifling atmosphere of
the study to the beautiful air of the
balmy, breezy country, and set to rais
ing cucumbers on the farm. The exer
cise would do them good, even if they
did not raise enough oneumliers for a
iiicss, aud what the church lost on cu
cumbers it would more than save on
traveling expenses. It Bcems to us us
though the true plan of salvation lias
been struck at last. It is not through
any of the five hundred different plans
advocated by the five hundred different
churches, but through the modest cauli
flower, the lowly onion and the golden
crookneck summer squash.— Peck's
Sun.
A Romance of British High Life.
Many years ago a young man made his
appearance in Stratford, and j,nested a
few weeks at the tavern which then
existed to afford shelter to stage-coach
travelers. Whence he came, and what
was his business, uoue could guess.
Directly opposite the tavern stood the
small cottage anil forge of a blacksmith
named Folsom. Ho Inal a daughter
who was the lieautv of thp village, and
it was her fdrtune to captivate tin Tioatt
of the young stranger. He told bis love,
said he was traveling mop//.; but, in ooji*
ttdence, gate Tier his real mime, say ing
that ha was heir to a large fortune. She
returned his love, and they wore married
a few weeks after. The stranger told his
wife that lib must visit Mew Orl-finA
He did so, and the gossips of the town
made the young wife unhappy by dis
agreeable hints , and jeers, fn a id#
months the husband returned; but before
a week had elapsed he received a large
1 Midget of letters, and told his wife that.
raiist at once -return hi tin gland, and
must go alone. Ho took hip depart ur,
and the gossips had another glorious op
portunity to make a confiding woman
wretched, To all but hersolf it vvas a
clear case of desertion. The wife be
came a mother, and for two years lived
on in silence and hope. By the end of
that time a letter was received by tls>
HtraUprd beauty from her husband;
directing her to go at once to New Y>>rk
with her child, taking nothiug will} Ijer .
but the clothes she wore, imd egibark in
a ship for home in fill glut id. On hoe ar
rival ■'in Ifpw York ’sins found.a vessel
splendally fqruished with every con
venience "and luxury for’her comfort - ,' arid
jtwo servants ready to obey every wish
that she might exprcwi.. The ship duly
arrived in FTngTand, and the Strafford
girl became mistress of a mansion, and,
as the wife of a batohet, was saluted bv
the aristocracy as Lady Samuel Stirling.
On the death of her husband, many
years ago, the Stratford hoy succeeded
to the title aad wealth of lii father; and
in the last editiofi of “Peerage _ and
Baronetage,” ho is spoken of a, the issue
of “Miss Folsom, of Stratford, North
America.”— Toronto (Out.) Olobt,
The British Soldier.
The British soldier always presents
tho appearance of scrupulous cleanliness.
Ho is scoured, brushed and scrubbed
beyond reproach. His hair is -ourieliod
with pomatum and his shoes are radiantly
polished. His little Cap is worn in a
manner determined by considerations
purely (esthetic. HWcurries a little calm
w one hand and a pair of white gloves in
tlie other. He holds up his head and
oxpAnds liia chest portentously, and
bears Liaise]f generally like a person
who lias reason to invito rather than to
evade the fierce lighLqf lUdaei'n.criticism.
He is the darling of the apjfrdchting
housemaid* of the West Rnd, and on
this gtound considerable ill-feeling ovists
between him and,his rival, "tho bobby,”
or policeman, Susan sometimes favoring
tlio ode, semeHiiies the other, and some
times—-horrible dietuf— both. On the
Other hiuiil, when on parade, the extreme
perfection of lus appointments makes
him look very well, and anyone who sees
the big parade for the Queou’s birthday
or a general review- at Aldershot, will
have no heJltittidn in saying to himself
that these are tho handsomest troops in
the world. Tho long 'squadrons of
cavalry and horse artillery shining and
shifting, the dragoons, hussars and
lancers, the beautiful lioispa and ac
coutrements, tiia capital riders, the
handsome faces, the wonderful wagons
and guns, swim' even more theatrical
than military. Hut tho interior aspect
ot one of these brilliant regiments is
quite a differopt thing. To see the man
carrying their coal, cleaning their bar
rack rooms and breakfasting on dry
broad, is not suggestive of heroism or
romance. It fs distressing to see a
splendid life guardsman, in shining
cuirass and plumed helm, jack boots,
long spurs and clanking sword, worrying
a basin of weak tea nud a pioce of bread,
which lie is about to consmno, with the
aid of a suvology or a pennyworth of
butter from tho canteen, for his evening
meal. He ought, according to his ap
pearance, to sup on si chine of beef and
a flagon of nut brown ale, as iu days
of yore, when a soldier was not such a
mere regulated pert of a machine, and
was bettor paid in proportion to tlm
a niings of the community. Thore is
one word --Jiich affords a kind of magic
key to tlio whole evistencoof the soldiers
of the British army. That word is re
gulations. Whether on or <>• fluty,
whether on pamffo or in his Viarriuv.
room, whether sick in hospital or taking
his walks abroad, tlie soldier must be
have according to regulation. Tlio guide
to his daily course of life is to bo found
in a red book entitled, “The Queen’s
Regulations and Orders for tho Army.”
Not onlymusta private soldier be dressed
and accoutred exactly according to rule
when ho appears on parade, but even
when lie walks out of barracks iu pursuit
of recreation. Tie may or may not have
a chilly habit of body, or ho partial or
not to carrying a slender enuo iu his
hand; but tlie wearing of a great coat or
tlio carrying of n ct jio will depend, not
upon his own notions, but upon tlie re
gulations issued by his commanding
officer.
The Spartan Inw-Givcr, Lycnrgns.
The history aud legislation of Eycur
gus are involved in considerable obscur
ity ; indeed, to such nu extent th at many
of the leading scholars of modern times
have viewed them with no little sus
picion. The generally accepted account
of the celebrated Spartan law-gtvor is to
the fffTect that Lycurgus lived about 880
years before our era, or, according to
others* about tlio year 1100 B. C., and
was descended from tlio Doric family of
the Proclidao. Polydectes, his brother,
King of Hparta, died, and to his widow
was born a posthumotis sou. Tlio widow
mid mother proposed to Lycurgus to
destroy the unborn babe if be mar
ried her. Lycurgus was shocked,
but pretended partially to consent
by saying it was as easy to make
way with an infant after as before it
camo into the world. When the child
was born Lycurgus at once proclaimed
him King, and his undo became his
guardian. Then it is recorded that Ly
enrgus traveled in many lands in Asia
Minor, Crete, Egypt, and even India, but
as to the latter it is decidedly uncertain
and unlikely. He studied tin; constitu
tions of tlio nations he traveled among,
and finally, after many long journeying*,
he returned to Hparta. During his ab
sence affairs bad become disordered in
Hparta, and on his arrival almost the oil
tiro community requested him to draw
up a constitution for them, to which he
consented. Then ho induced them to
solemnly swear that they would make no
change in the laws till lie enma back,
nnd * lie left Hparta. aud it wiut never
kuow u exactly whither he went or where
be died. By his departure and failure to
return he had hoped to make the Bpartan
Constitution eternal; mid the people
saw ho was a god, and worshipped him.
Probably suelro person ns Lycurgus ex
isted, who, ut sumo remote time and
critical juncture in Kpeitan affairs, iuny
have been selected, perhaps, on account
of Iris wisdom and reputation, to prepare
a code of laws for the better govern
ment of the State. It cun uot be im
agined that the entire legislation of
Sparta was first invented by Lycurgus
and imposed upon the people all at
ollco ; it is reasonable to. suppose, how
ever, that he collected, modified, ami en
larged the previously exuding institu
tions of Hparta. It is related by Plu
tarch that Lycurgus “ commanded that
ail gold and silver coin should be called
in, and that only a sort of money made
of iron should be current, a gjuat weight
and quantity of whxjb waflMpf'but.
IMa .worth ; so that to lay up twenty or J
thirty pounds there was required a
pretty large closet, and, to remove it, j
| nothing burn than, a yoke of pxon. With.;
l the diffusion of this money, at once a i
number df vices were banished from >
Laced se in on; for who would rob auerther ,
of, such a coin? Who would unjustly
detain or take bjr forco, or accept ass
bribe, a thing which is not easy to hide
nor a credit to have* Dor, indeed, of ny j
use to cut in, pieces ? For when _it was
just red hot, they quenched it in vinegar,
aud by that means spoiled it, and made
it liliii'-ist incapable of being worked.—
Ohicayo Inicr-Uccan. <
ptutwt dwritMH h I
It’s a wise roil?oasd stock that knowp
it own par uowauaya.
TERMS: $1.60 per Annum.
NUMBER 30.
HUMORS OF THE DAT.
A half loaf is better than a whole
loafer.
Never too late to mond—A tern ten
dollnr noto.
A real estate transfer—moving a cart
load of dirt.
A lover has all tlie qualities a hua
baud lias not.
A fool and an accordeon are both
easily drawn out.
What is sauce for the turkey is cran
berry fur.tho dinner guests.
Man wants but littlo hore below, and
that’s just about what he gets.
Bank cashiers are generally smart fel*
lows, butthoy are frequently flighty.
Of ALLsliftres, plow shares are tho most
reliable. They always turn out some
thing.
Thkrr are people who will buy any
thing on sight if they can be allowed to
pay lor it on time. —Sew Orleans Pica
yune.
“Its scold day when I get left,” Znn
tippe remarked when Socrates went olf
to the oil-oils without her.— Burlington
Hawke ye.
A DERBY doctor killed a fox, and the
Derby Tranteri.pt sardonioally remarks:
“The doctor means business when ho
gets after ’em.”
“ My daughter,” exolaimed a fashion
able Mother, “is innocence itself. You
can’t say anything in her presence Unit
will make her blush.”
Solomon iu said to have had some mao
hundred wives of all sorts. Wliat it
must have cost him for fries in boxes
when he stayed out late.
Hens scratch up flower beds only when
they are barefooted, That’s why women
run out and “shoo” tho lions to keep
them from doing damage.
Hail to tho thief who in triumph advances,
Tlie more ho Hteala the more renown,
The logger his pi In the more he prances,
Apt! cuah keeps him up, while others go down.
— JLftinpfon.
If some religious people wo know
would prey on their neighbors less aud
their knees more, tho world would bo
better oil.— Baltimore Kerry Saturday.
“ Mamie,” said he, aud his voice was
singularly low, “will you be my wife?
Will you ding to me as the tender vine
dings to the ” “Yes, I catch on,”
said she.
A New York tourist who ate an nlli
o-“nr for a beefsteak iu Florida didn’t
geti the u.,e. *„t G f ],j„ mouth until he
bad eaten half a pee*. onions and four
dozon herrings.
A preacher who had turned specu
lator and bought a lot of iiogs on a ris
ing market, telegraphed his agent:
“Hold the pork, for lam coming.”—
Steubenville llerald.
Shakespeare asks, “What’s in n
name?" Well, it is a good thiDg, some
times. Not necessarily for publica
tion, but merely as a guarantee of good
fuitli. —Detroit Free Prctt.
“I call tlmt very rare,” said Jones to
a workman who had done some work for
him. “Ah?" answered the workman,
highly tickled. “ Yes,” wont on Jones,
“rare, very rare—not half done.” That
cooked tlio workman, and ho retired.—
Steubenville Herald.
A fashionable lady witness fainted
dead away while giving her testimony,
aud the doctor who was summoned said
it resulted from her corset being too
tight. The incident was very properly
entered upon the minutes of the case as
“a stay in the proceedings.”
A prominent citizen, whoso idiosyn
crasy iH that of becoming intoxicated and
going to bed with his clothes on, was
surprised with the following the other
morning, from Iris wife : “You were not
as drunk as lisnal last night, Henry,
dear, wore you?” "Well, I don’t
know,” said lie; “ whatmakeß you think
so?” “ Why,” she replied, “I see you
took your overshoes off before you went
to bed.”
The Cannibals’ Good Points.
Since everybody, including Judns and
Nero, have tlie.ii- apologists, the Feejeo
cannibals are now declared not to be so
black as they are painted. In the flist
place, they bad, in the way of flesh,
nothing but each other to eat. Except
flying foxes and rats, there were no four
footed animals on the; islands. The pres
ent names of their domestic animals be
tray a European origin, collie, lor dog;
puitsi, for cat; nsr, for liorso ; eerpr, for
mutton ; goli, for goat; and bullami i
lcow, for beef. The wooden spoons for
human broth, aud cannibal forks, eight
een inches long, with four or five prongs,
are still in existence. A berry, resem
bling a tomato in shape and color, was
the special and proper vegetable to be
eaten with “long pig.” Ono of the
chieftains lately said ho would like to
sec a woman who would not cat her full
share, and, declared that human flesh
was ever so much better than pork
“ Long pig" was sometimes made into
puddings. When a friendly neighbor
ing tribe visited another, the chief of
the latter would make n raid among Iris
enemies, and bring back women enough
to make a Joust for his visitors. Fifty
aud eighty people were served at some
of these feasts. Formerly, when cue
sneezed, they said, “May yon club
Homebody." Now they say, “Bless
you,” or “ May you live long !” Chief
tains wore distinguished by the nunibei
of persons tiiey had oaten. Before he
was converted to Christianity, one of
these had devoured of his
follows.
'Stray stood at the gate beneath the
'sfanfght, In a few hours ho weald be
whirled away across the prafries, and
, shf> would return alone to wander wearily
, and Wily amid scenes endeared by a
thousand tender recollections —if it
i hadn’t been that she wasn’t that sort of
a girl. “One last kiss,” he murmured
i I'omlly, “one last look—one last word—
what "shall it bo?” She gave him the •
kiss, she gave him the look, and she
gave him these last words, “Remember
! your promise to me not to eat any
ouiops.'’
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The silver coins of the United States
and of Franco are made of mne parts of
1 silver aad oao part of copper. Less
copper is used la making the silver oi
Great Britaiu, '•