The Jackson news. (Jackson, Ga.) 1881-????, June 07, 1882, Image 1
THE JACKSON NEWS?
TV. E HAitF,£T§iblt|bjir.
VOLUME 1..
NEWS GLEANINGS.
The TexpSfejAt**® flffcAtetfy;
railroad coffli ** ,TI ~ 1
The Buckingham gold mine in Vir
ginia is valued at two million dollars.
Wellsburg, W. Va., cfiiui)g to have
ilie biggest gas well in tfte StMiiefl States.
The Dunn’s mountain gold mine, in
Sorth Carolina, is paying handsomely.
Five Kentucky kiVA,. graduated at
wr&mtilD qjs %
Sessions of Police Court are held on
Sunday at Lynchburg. Va.
One hundred and twenty-five papfws
are published in North Carolina.
The wheat crpn in East Tennessee
promises to he as ‘foil Efj, faAti
year. m I 1 F ll| I Itv
The Texas Legisalure las levied a
SSOO tax or) all dealers in such literature
as the PoliceNeivjq.Gazettp, ctp. ~ „
An cffirt is "being madf iridlalmma to
i-tabiish i\ triirnfiVr' of‘ societies Tor ‘the
prevention of cruelty to animals.
Five thousand sheep are said to be the
number in one Hillsboro, Fla., county
fleck.
The new cotton mill at Charleston,
smith Ciwolina, will have a- capacity of
2',000 spindles, and will cost f.500,000.
Rev. Horatio Thompson, for more
than fort}’ years a trustee of Washing
ton and Lee University,
at Lexington, Va. {
W. C. Bond, a merchant of Wynnton.
near Columbus, Ga., committed suicide
UY-ka-daysby stabbing himself todeath
while rCJL -
Arkansas has 123 newspapers and pe
riodicals, consisting of 110 weeklies, 8
dailies, 3 semi-monthlies and 2 monthl
ies. .and. -'-' A /<
Orlando 'Jackson lias brought suit
gainst the Louisiana Lottery Company
0r§178,000, alleging he has spen£ltjjßo,\
00 within the past four years in the
purchase of tickets.
On the outskirts oji Little Rock they
have a genuine tad Sbf-Yifiprosy.. .Tba
victim is a negro named Elijah Turner.
is skin is turning from to mirhr-.
v ’hite, and his liesh is ■(froppfrtg ; 6ff in
?pots from his body.
To prove that manufacturing in the
South L profitable, the La( range (Ga.)
Reporter says the Troup -Cotton Mill, of
that place, has just closed its first year
with a profit of twienty-foifr per cent,, -opr
the capital inveftSft^**"* 11 “
The rQcgnt overflow m the Mississip
pi, as a counter-blessing to the disaster
attendant on it, has left a heavy de
posit of silt mud that planters admit has
imparted nigr’-'anA-rari* fertility to the
land, and Ifeb'TuHy eouiycnMtV them
foi their loss.
In digging a sewer-jn Norfolk, Va.,
an old vault was unearthed, which con
tained several coffins filled with bones
and rubbish. In one of the caskets was
oand a pair of tough leather' slfripers of
Peculiar make, and very much. re#em-.[
oling the sandals .of olden times.
The Queen’s Household.
The Clerk of the KitcEjoh Has * salary
of £7OO a year and his hoard, and to aid
him in his work he has four clerks, who
keep all the accounts, check weights aud
measures, and issue orders to the trades
people ; he has also a messenger and a
“necessary woman.” *-Besides these of
ficials of her MajestyVkite*c.n, thefe is
the chief, with a salary of £7OO a year,
and four master cooks at about £350 per
annum each—who have the privilege ol
taking four apprentices at premiums of
from £l5O to £2OO each—two yeornep of
the kitchen, two as^sjsin£. coals, two,
roasting cooks, four scAuverij three
kitchen maids, a store-keeper, two
“Green Office ” men, and two steam ap
paratus men. And in the confectionery
deparlment there are a first and second
yeomen, with salaries of £3OO and £250,
respectively; an apprentice, three fe
male assistants, and au errand man;
and, in addition tovtfssse, iele nre ailso
a pastry cook and two female assistants,
a baker and his assistant, and three
eoflee-rooni woinen. 'The ewer depart
ment, which has charge of all the linen,
consists a yeoman and two femalo as
sistants only. The gentleman of the
*ine and beer ccMartowoiv prqperly
fpeaking, her blip ft —
'-as a salary of £SOO a year. He RaS'ro
R l l. l aud i>uroliaso wines for tho royal
estab-isbmi-nt, to superintend tho de
canting and send them up to table.
to him are the principal table
deckers, with £2OO a year each; the sec
cud tabWlaeWr, with £150; , Uio tliuxl,
th £O9, JtinJ wi asstetept, wftU.&z?-
Joeir dntms ip luperoHeßd; tfie
tying <m|of 41* qiiofa tußfc Sjofcle
dinner isKemol. The, plate piiifyis
n cMoxJ Web .yedte.if)k-*'ifh
Uii,\ of £l6O, £l5O, and §l2O, re
spectively, besides lodging-monev and
board —a groom, and six assistants,
-these offices are of great trust and ore
hot overpaid, seeing that at a rough
piess the gold aud silver plate at
’•indsor Castle alone is probably worth
about £3,000,000 and includes some
Te |7 precious specimens of art workman
-9tl ’p. 'ihe getting in of her Majesty’s
K WwffiafSkJSnSs*
a?? no iCT^rTTrmri fmPTPWT*
V® employed all the year round on this
■thty alone.— Chamber's Journal.
Pptß tree uprooted by a recent in
hndaiibh in OiTais, Finland, was found
i j av , e annual rings. We saw a
■ v in the horse car with about the
**me number of rings; but she was prob
o- hot nearly so old M ths tree.—
■coifoA Transcript
TOPICS OF THE DAI.
ijilfi*- Htjrcn .* dfrijfc.
IkotoTytiiAo. I .Si. i '-.<l >W Vf
Pnop. Huxley is to act as one of the
biographers of Mr. Darwin.
Five of tlio nominee# on the Pennsyl
vania State ticket are lawyers.
The Garfield Memorial Church edi
fice at Washington will cost $38,500..
. >" t r - - *
Qrtftwtt Victkmha, tlSr dear-oM soul,
has just turned her sixty-fourth year.
We shall confidently expect at least
a light frost about the Fourth of J uly.
The egg product of Franca last year
.luummV'd to j^flti,‘ooiso says k u-
The saloons of New York City placed
side by side would reach a distance tor
torty-ftyp mriesj, § , , f ~■ n ,
•- , ~...! .■ ... . , J ■„
President Awritru’s mail av,ef*gi?s fipd'
letters a day, and of these not one in
twenty ever reaches him.
A statement by the Kansas Board ol
Agriculture places the winter wheat
acreage at one million and a half acres.
Cincinnati Commercial: “AJark
Twaiu served three months in the Con
federate nrmV, under General Stirling
Price.” •
The Boston Post facetiously remarks
iaijui’er.-skeiiitlbo-sjiljj fi> bOtasi
bf • flitnhg "ai eblda 'spring' xa *ms -fttVin
this year.
The Indiana Suprqma..Couci,,hqg. t d3-
cideil that the.appropriation
030 for the new Capitol is to be expended
on the building alone.
The English and French Governments
disavow interference iniEgyptian affairs.
They only send their fleets to Egyptian
waters to influence the Khedive to re
store order. „ % %■*.
■ tZHkarM
It will be observed that sinco the
President’s assassin lias been sentenced
death, there, has been a (Jcijt'tiUaaf
mariks with a uiissitm from fieavtm to
kill somebody. '
The late James lick, Rochester seeds
man, gave trw trv SI OVfiOO * fear. After
tho grasshopper invasion in Kansas, ho
gave $25,000 worth of seeds to the suffer
ers of that State.
At the Delaware Greenback Labor
State Convention there were but five del
.ojjab'S prospnt, 'all. from one. caanty.
•'Hie greenback cause is levidsnUy-lan
guishing in the peach State.
The State Street Cable Car Line in
Chicago has managed to kill five persons
and maim seven more during the Ins!
twelve months, ami there is some taffi pi
holding sdmebojdy responsible.
The American people are looking for
ward to June 30 with considerable in
terest. That is the day eot apart fop the
hanging of the President’s assassin, and
we are pleased to remark that it is pretty
.close at hand.
President Barrios, of Qbatemala,
who will soon visit (his country, is re
puted to be worth about $8,000,000.
lie has been President since 1874, and
is said to be a very wise, business-like,
popular magistrate.
Hb | —| —
Two cases of arsenical poisoning by
sleeping in a newly-papered room in Oam
bridgeport, Mass., are said to have oc
curred last week. The manufacturers of
the paper warmly dispute the ’correct
nesftof the explanation Qf the ijlness.
The Texas Supreme Court has given
a decision in the long-pending suit of
the Grigsby heirs, to recover about three
thousand acres of land in and near Dal
..laL 'i'Jia decision is in favor of the heirs,
and gives them property valued at nearly
*2,000,000.
Captain Eads is going to Europe.
Meantime if the Government refuses to
-j4ll out some $50,p00,000 for him to try
his hand constructing a elup railway, ho
will bring some “bloated Englishmen”
here to do it for us, and then we shall
feel awful bad.
A man at Rochester, N. Y., who went
about the news stands tearing up the
Hash B m has at
bat* tot into jaiMrlm tearing Sown the
picture of a nude woman in an art gal
lery. kome people are ashamed of tho
works of Nature.
A contemporary says Jennio Cramer
should jiavopiwW her motliei ami she.
louli notlavi met with a vioEjit fleatb.
,i |nd the Mjlleyfe should l£v| been
|tl|mei|iuftfid flf 4mpsi
aAolnddl by fiaiin* aid' tfca influence
of good society.
The list of wedding presents to the
• Duke of Albany and his brido fills two
} columns of the London Posf. Strange
that this wedding present business can
not be adjusted so that they will go to
the poor instead of to those who have
‘n# need of them.
K-rr. CBaYtov, The net-w, )■ ’ ft
lady visitor at a Cleveland hotel, and the
head waiter, mistaking her for a maid,
placed her at a servant’s table. After an
explanation had failed to rectify tho
error, the waiter was thrashed by Kate
Claxton’s husband, who was fined $5 in
a police court
Devoted to the QT .TarfesoVi and Butts dluntv,
'SKCKSvm: W YAT:W Kft 7; 1882,'
A sad vdhirg ntan, ftTicrtnkingw m-eal
at a Now York coffee house, after much
in his pockets, produced a Si
g4tsifl)ifek from his watch fob, and with
a sigh Said: “Hera she goes.” After
his departure the note was examined,
and on the back appeared, written in a
fine hand: “Save yonr salary, don’t
gamble;; never play at a faro-bank.
The last of a fortune of ftlOjOtXfi’'
Tfiit- poet Longfellow ouoe wrote to a
P° etlla follows; “No man, I
think, should devote liimselt to poetry
as a means of mailing, a living. True
poetry is the offering of our best Mmis.
If you Jnake a trade of it you may be
suro tliat it will degenerate into m.re
verse making. Thelfe*e," i foPft'w SiM
oallingj or profession for a liveli
hood, and keep the giftof song sacred
and for itself alone. ”
Rev. Robelit Collier spoke in New
? York Sunday uiglit upon “Emersou.”
i Whep lie rose to begin his lecture ho
,Waid : “I see P. T. Barnum sitting in a
back row. of this church, and 1 invite
him to come forward and take a seat in
my fapiily pew. Mr. Barnum always
gives me a good-seat iu his circus and I
want to give him a good one in my
church.” Air. Barnum took the seat
amid the smiles' of the congregation.
Mr, Cdllyer then began his lecture.
Sensational stories are cheap articles.
The' ipformatiotr has 'been telegraphed
over the county tq the effect that upon
the return.<|fifioyertok Crittenden ft
Missouri Ti4ifn*New 'fen-it 'Mo'will
elude negotiations for the surrender of
Frank James, and possibly other mem
bers of the James gang, and thus put an
-ififito the organization of brigands in
Missouri. Frank James is now said to
be in Jackson Country, and instead of
mcditating;iiioro mischiqf, is represented
as beiijg Anxious to make the best terms
possible fof himself.
A oißou%is a decidedly important* in
stitution—To take money out of a com
munity. Hays the Newark (N. J. ) X'aH:
“ Thejvisit pf a eireus to a man vil'nct ur
ing oitry likeNeWtirk is both costly aud
■ demoihlizing.- •'JQhcr aetrnij money loss to
tip; community % 'the yisttof Burnum’s
show, dust week, approximates goO.flfK).”
That smsurit of mffno.y flevoted to some
needed local public institution would be
a lasting benefit, but given up to a circus,
it goefe as a “fleeting show.” Circuses
are decidedly expciitivp Agiotiein insti
tulioiis.
Was *tbo tlulco a rut Duchess of
Albany left Windsor, while they wore
still within the private grounds, the
bridegroom's three brothers aud Prin
cess Louise and Princess Beatrico ran
across a part of tire lawn inclosed within
a bend of the drive each armed with a
number of old shoes, with which they
pelted the “ happy pair.” The Duke of
Albany returned the lire from the car
riage [with the ammunition supplied him
by hie friendly assailants, causing the
heartiest laughter by. a well-directed
shot at the Duko of Edinburgh.
James G ordf.s, E-BNlustt through
who:-? Arctic Expedition project DcLong
and companions mot their death <—in
. reply! to articles inthc New York Tribune
and Sun on tho subject of caring for tho
widows and orphans of the victims of
the fated Jeannette, Bays editorially in
the Herald:
Tlioj.Si'ji and Tr’ibittui rest satisfied that,
with or without tho talk,n e*f tiuigTemi or of
the ptililic, core will 1)0 It Iten of the widow and
orphahs df tlcLdn*, ami "not of them alortc,
imt of every widow and evoiy orphan of tho
men who railed with the Jeanr'ietto and have par
ihed. We request the Hun and Tribune to
accept our acknowledgement of their kindness
i-i affording a suitable opportunity to make 1U s
ffateipent without being liable to tho reproach
of intruding it.
Tin-: New York Herald says editorially
of that which has been proven in the
Cramer case:
Jennie Cramer, after a night’s carousal in
y(ie Malley house, on her return home, was
virtually thrust ont by her in- ther; ecoond,
that she passed "the sveuiott of Jfn-lay, two and >y
after lier experience of Malloy hospitality, at
Savin Itock, riding a “flying-horse,” and be
having, witti her party, bo boisterously as fo
attract general attention, and so annoy one
particular Hartford matron that sRe {gquMted
her Imsband to ta|e bet home; third, that Jen
nie Cramer was found Tn tho shallbw water,
dead, at an tarly hour, on Saturday morning;
aud, fourth, that abo died of the effects of
arsenic in solution.
The theory of the defense is that .Ten- ,
nie Cramer killed herself on accouut of
the treatment she received from her i
mother.
llev. Henry Ward Beecher the other ,
day, in Plymouth Church, said :
“ I have never aslieil a collection hero, eicapt
whed it hits been ordered liy the Official board.
Uut Co-day X Want you to give a coUeetion for
jnt; not for my pergonal owe, but for my gake.
yy ; n I wan about tweSt v-Uum® yeat'o of ago—
§y u , mv wife gayg go' (looking d?wn ht, Mrs.
flit leb*, wig* itMidfed byftl.ead ju her pewh
| 1 II iwing Bide l life,; Ri|d li/fiug Much to
1 i ii, 1 seSnf lurtUA), a'fttikchekll woiit acres*
iho Ohio to Covington, to a little Presbyterian
Church, for I wag a Pregby teriui then and am .
still, all but their confession of faith. Then
Martha Sawyer—that isn't iiornauio now, go
.no oie will know—came for me to go to La w
reucSburg, Indiana, about twenty niileg from
Cincinnati, a town which bag sent out more
whixly than any other in the United Htates.
There Mma H&wyer was the trustee, deacon and
Ire&knrer of the little church, with twenty mem
hers aud one u.au among them. The; raised
it 50 the first year, and with the aiff of tho
’'American Homo Missionary Hocu-ty, Hod bless
u forever, i had f 400 salary. T here I began to
leant to be a preacher and learned for tw o years,
and then went t ludianapolin for eight yearn
befole I came here. There, in that littJeohurch,
which would heat one hundred pergoue, and
where, if I wanted to hold a comtu,union, 1 bad
to send to tho next town aud boi row a deacon,
, I was sexton as welt a* ’pastor. I used to sweep),
aud I bought the lamps ad, ttirumed and
lit them. There that Tittle I mirru has flood,
till bow, and now they hope, to build a larger
cs s. I want you to help me to help them, 'ir.e
collection will now be t Aken to rebuild tho
CWteMu f.awri’nSihufg, fujlTanS',
where I my ministry.”
Dri:tno the marriage cerembny (that
of the Duke of Albany) saVs the London
Tntih, the Queen happened to look up
t the knight's banners, and, t o-het
amazement and indignation, she .discov
ered half a dozen opera glasses peering'
from Bel limit hern, all pointed strakljt t
‘lier'own inee. An irtquiry Was speedily
made when it turned out that a promi
nent official at Windsor, at the last mo
ment-, had seevoUv constructed a small
1 mute gallery tip behind the carving at
the top 'of the knight's
wliieli; aner reaclTing it by tlic afirof* n
Fuiyer, bis friends had urn
4U4L# vfct/fhtfeii<€ up
an ivy bush. The Lorn 1 Chamberlain
and tlio Lord Steward, supported by a
poxso of their,subordinates, summoned
the erring official before them, and not
content with administering the question,
ordinary and extwiordiimrv, ordered him
to come up for sentence at the Loudon
office of the Board of Works. But be
fore being ugaiu racked, ho is under
stood to have gone down on his knees to
John Brown to induce him to “repre
sent the thing properly.” So ho got off
with a tremendous wigging.
The vineyards of Russian Turkistan
are being destroyed by a parasitic fungus
known us erysiple.
...
The Bouse of RonmnofT.
Tito Romanoff , rather pride themselves
on the antiquity of tlmir family-tree.
cliiiiiiSng that it is to have beejji
.'*#!fed by a Lithuaißiai ppqce in tji*
fourth ejentnry. It is.certain, liowevei?,
that the family did nit make the if iq>f
pftnranch in Russia until the
century j In the year liill, Andrew
Kobyla emigrated from Prussia to Mos
cow, arid entoifcd the service of tfio
Grand Duke Simeon the Fierce. The
descendants of Kobyla held high posi
tions, mid the fifth iu direct descent
from him was Roman Jurievitch, who
died in 15-13, leaving a son, Nikita
Romaiiovhfch Juriof, who by his mar
yiugo with the Pifincess of Suwlal Cp
vlhect'de scendant from a brother of SC
Aleiilfider Nevskoi), who was allied to
the royf! race of Rririk; and a dan
IvhdYbqcamc Gzariga by her marriage
with Ivtni the Terrilrlo. Nikita was one
ol the •regency during tlie minority of
Feeder I.; and his eldest son, Feodor,
iiiiA r the name of Plrilnreto, was
el fated to the rank of Archimandrite
aud Metropolitan during the reign of
tb<i false Dimitri., The Romanoffs sup
ported the party tliat tendered, tiio Rus
si,.i crown to the Polish prince, and
PAilareto had gone with that view to
Poland; whoj} tiro opposition became so
-yolWlt as to change entirely the state of I
it) 1 ,-it#, and the Poles imprisoned
Phiinrefe. The national party them pro*
■ ceeded to tho (lection of u native sover
eign, who dll mild he as closely allied as
possible by blood to the race of Rurik,
and,after much-hesitation and many re
jections, they selected Michael Feodoro
vitch Romuuoff, tho sou of Philareto,
and the representative, through his
grandmother, of the royal house of
Liurik. The following is a list of the
Czars aiul Emperors of Russia from tliat
time to the present. Czar Peter I. was
the first ruler who adopted, in the year
1721, tho title of Emperor: (
llvan 111 .....1740
Elizabeth 1741
j ltuiifco of Bomauoff-
I Holstein:
I Poser 111.. 17C2
|Ciitharine XI 1762
| Paul .171)2
Alexander 1 1801
Nioboiaß 1825
I Aiexainh r II 1855
I Alexander 111. ..,,1881
House of llomanoff, j
male line:
Michael 1613
.-Mmtti 1645!
Feodor., .'.,..16761
Ivan and Peter 1... 1688)
Peter 1............ 16H9
Oathariue 1 17211
PeU-r II 1727
Female line.
Anne 1780 i
Keep 'flfn'f Dlsnhnrgc I‘npcrs.
No Soldier nhduld allow auy person,
however bpecioits his reasoning
or smooth bis totigue, to ob
tuiii ft copy of bis discharge papers,
from be for no proper purpose that any
person wants copies of such papers, un
less such per.-ou be the authorized agent
of the ex-soldier aud bo engaged in no
curing ior him a tract of land under
the horncMtead act; and, even then, the
ex-soldier cun act for himself. This case
can have but one of two meanings: It
must Do the intention of parties buying
up such copies of soldiers’ discharges
as they can obtain, thereby to locate
land; if that bo the case and
the soldiers’ claims remain unim
paired, the government, is to bo defraud
ed, Or else it means that these copies
oFtho discharge to bo used in sonic
Way bo ns to invalidate the claims of the
soldiers who rightfully deserve recogni
tion, aud have tho privilege of the home
stead act. Holdiers should remember
—and dishonest men need not bo told—
that “ in making final proof on a home
stead entry under the Bobbers’ and Sail-
ors’ Homestead Act the party will be
required to present to the proper district
laud officers a certified copy of Ins <b
charge from tho United States Army
during tho war of the rebellion, or iu
tho absence thereof, [satisfactory evi
dence’ of service, which may consist
of tlie party’s affidavit of the facts, eor
roWatwd by the testimony of two dis
interested witnesses, will bo accepted.”
The intelligent soldiers of the Btato of
lowa and the Northwest will at once
see the reasons why parties wapt soldiers
to give up tHdir papers for a considera
tion. Lot such persons under;tamlihat.
such practices will bo investigated, and
'that they may liqjr further on tho
jeet, and them-schemes will be dropped.
Uon Trlrr Is not satisfied with this
life we all Eve. Hesnys: UHcnpyl A
more mi so it’ole, soul 1< ss, non-inteTeetual
people nefer existed. Wrt. live in ball
rooms and rWPlon the strict*, .Ml the
sweets of dome;#’ life, all tuat ‘ sweet
cdutent the rh-.A in Hi' litatmn fAni%’
all the real giwMot love and beauty, of
a quiet life, iw denied us.” lijite is
somewhat feverish, going on under tbs
preksnro of steam and with tiie spued <a
electi ieity—hut it is not the dismal thing
Piatt p aints it to be. The difference be
tween now and then this: Thou they
shied by and looked at tho flowers, and
simpefiiLover them; now we pluck the
roes of content as we ru;i, and enjoy
them as keenly os those who, if times
past, leisurely lingered over them.
"Vs the Way You Ssiy ft.
There is * man in this city who wants
killing. Ho has got a way of pfrnlyzing
people that will'bring him into-trouble,
'file man wa speak of is sharper .than
tacks, and jvdll posted on all topics of
interest, and can converse and entertain
those ho may he thrown iu contact with
its well as anybody. He can put on a va
cant expression and seem to bo the most
ignorant person in the world. Ho who
at a party recently, and was introduced
to a young lady from au. interior city
who was u guest, and the firkt thing he
said toher after the compliments of the
season, was :
“Had about Greeley, isn’t it?”
The young lady diib not exactly com
prehend what he was driving at, and
said beg pardon, etc., wlionlipremarked
to her that Greeley was fit aj, nyil lie
put on a Sorrowful eXpfessidii ail'd adoßa
that Greeley was a great man. The
girl, who had known of the doceaso of
tho great editor for many years, was as
tonished at the man, and looked nt-Tiiiii
as though she thought he was far behind
the times, or fooling her, but lie put oil
such a vacant, aesthetic, Ifth-df'-dali look
that she thought ho must- bo etizi/i and
she excused herself and wept into tfio
refreshment room. Ho was telling a
friend about his interesting conversation
with tire girl,.whoa he remarked : “ lor,
can’t toll what anybody knows until you
find out. Now, how (lid 1 1 know she had
heard of Greeley’s death? She lives
out in tho country, and might not have
heard’of it.” The .girl was seen later
in tiie evening, asking another girt wltivt
m fbd.W’orld started that young unfit, to
speaiL'of Horace Greeley’s death as a
matter of nows. The other girl said
she didn’t know. Who saw him at a.
picnic last summer, uml while they was
opening canned 'pigs’ feet and chicken,
ho talked continually about Htewart's ■
remains, and she .didn't know what Jf>
make of him. Hfio said she couldn’t
eat a mirthful. He says fie finds tliti’t
m eonvJrsation at’pnrties tliat it gives
a better tone to it bring in some fiis
tor. ■, subject, instead of coptinuafiy
talking about file wCatbef, or sometliing '
of that nature. Ho was; at a ohureli
sociable nofcjoug ago and created agcod
ifi-aiof interest, by bringing up jhesubiect
of the prize fight beriveen HnlHvArt and
Paddy Ryan, but ha sai<V they didn’t
seem tej catch on,to it at first, thopgb
before bo got through lie said he ('ould
have sold pools on thp lieht. Home men
are boru paraiyzers. Wo have,m mpid
now it young board of trade man who
was out to a club Irduse last’fall shooting
ducks. He is n dry joker, amt bis face
never betrays him, always maintaining
a serious expression when ho' ivanfs it to.
He was introduced to a local preacher,
Wtip, when ho hotted that tfio gentlumau
wad from Milwaukee; said :
“You must bo aequaiiitecl with our
Bishop there.”
“ O, yes,” said the man, ns though
he wished he hud as many dollars as lie .
j,uew the Bishop, and feeling, iu liis coat
pocket among some letters, “ I have got
a permit from the Bishop to shoot ducks
on Sunday, but I suppose I shall luivo
to divide witli him.” And lie looked ns
solemn as a statue and looked through
his pdekets as though anxious to find
the “permit” to show to the local
preacher, so that there need not Ixi ariy
misunderstanding. The minister sighed
mid.went away as though his heart was
burdened.— Peek’s Nun.
The Aborigines of Australia.
TliO aborigines of Australia are of a
distinct rii'eo from' that inhabiting the
Indian Archipelago, and are black, with
some slight variety of .shade from browji
bhuffi to jet. Their hair is‘ curly, but
not the crisji wool of tho nogro. Their:
faces ate well developed, broad at tho
base, tjieir lips less protruding than
■those of tho negro. Their bodies are
deficient in muscularity and WfrnAgth,
but ut<> capable of great endurance, it
is said that they-ri-ttfidy adopt European
habits., These natives bcldnm Build huts
or other fixed dwellings, but use os iv
shelter a strip of bark or a large bough.
They kiudlo fires by rubbing two dry
sticks together, -while they often eat
their food raw, and their cooking, is of
the most primitive sort, consisting of
making a hole in the ground, lighting a
fire in it, putting in the dead animal , and
covering it with earth until the fire is
out, when it is sufficiently cooked. In
the wild districts they generally go with
only the covering which Adurn aud Evo
bad, minus the fig-leaf, although in the
neighborhood of tlie settlements they
wear sheepskins or the blankets and
clothing they receive through their in
tercourse With the settlers. They are
expert with tins spear, and use club or
waddy, and the boomerang, a peculiar
missile, resembling a double-edged
wooden sword,, bent to an elipse; on
[ lining thrown into tka air, it .strikes tlflif
i ground and rebounds toward Uio tlirdwy t. !
Tho different tjit/en have ofen boti en
gaged in feuds with each Atlisr. Tile
use of ardent spirits has made nreftt rav
ages among them, They m polyga
mists, and their marriages conffct chHly
in tho groom carrying away, the brute,
with or without her consent. The dead
are buried in the exact places where they
died, and those spots are never inhabited
again by the mqinbers of .tlie trihe of the
deceased. The names of tha dead agp
never pronounced, still those hf-a-ring tli4
same names are obliged to change them.
'Tljfey believe in a good and a bad spirit.
In regard to whites, they Ixdiove tl*at
white mess are tlie rcaniiaatpd souls id
the blacks; but ’whether or m* Ibis is
be taken as advancenumt V r retro
gression is not clear ; at tli* SSfno time
it brings to mind the views or some of
tlie Africans, who believe the cyil spirits
are tall white, wbilothe good tints arc of 1
their own ebony shade. The Australian
abdi igtutfs arc eaiil to >e raputly 4<‘- i
cressiug’in Rmubsr, and it iS'tJionfllit. I
that it will not be many years before
theV fire extgiCtf—C7dce//0 /otcartApofll
- ' .... . -i • .
h Capt. Nathan Apppeton loaned young
Longfellow a jmir of slippers upon a
time wtew tlm ypung jUi had Itjjs boat
caiiz>'J at. Ijynn, mi 1 n few dAy* ’ sft<* ; .
his
purs with this pleasant paraplitase on
. J)in own well-known poem:
Blli>p<;rH that perhapn anotlier,
HaUioii o ur the iJty (jt Lynn,
A f'jTtfvu or Ftitpwlacked ims/heft
rttnf purloin MffaiTj. >
This speaking trumpet is said to Lave
Seen invented by Alexander the Great.
TUB TVORRSUO^,
Fon tempering small pieces of steel
I petroleum is rucomnna'dfdr 'The method
(is the same as by_othey processes. The
I pieces regain their polish arid are not
! tarnished: Care must bo taken not to ;
approach the petrqfimsu fit the tire. Af
tor tho pjqces have been treated'they can
ha covered witli soap, being firstslightly
hoatJd. j
It is Uo easy matter to nlug np a dia
mond drill hole fnqn which there is a
strong flow of witter, frequently under
great pressure. When a hole is to he
C lugged there are forced iutc ,t small
ags of libans and flaxseed The plug,
made of dry pine, from ten to fifteen
feet in length, ia daye iujrfjter these
bags and (forces them foi ward in tho drill'
nliMw;'nla*, a hold if srifMtiilies bored
into the and of the plug, which halo is
tilled witli flaxseed, 'filio flaxseed and
i'nans'‘in) Caused to swell to such an ex
,fi-ut by the hot water that the hole is as
eompuotly filled ua though floetd with
mol teit laid.
BolUitqowners should place their boil
ers under tlifl cafe of eompbtent men,
am! should not grudge the rime necyscary
for frequent and thorough (‘leaning out.
Boilers sliould not life blown out and
vnipfifid m brio steam pressure is iu them
aud the surrqnuding lirigkwqrk hot.
This is | commonly done, but is an in
jurious pi nktiee, and the eunso of much
of.tha jiard scale in boilem If they
'tlifey iVcrn allowed to stand till quite
i cold, much of tho depiyit oould be
w ashed <ait, but when the boiler is emp
, lied while-! all is qtill hot, tho mnd be
eomes b iltaij. into a ln*rd iqrust not easily
rDipoveifi
; Few realize what an enormous amount
of power is stored iiyia-oual, ami lipw
little we really-utilize it. Rrof. Rogers
has put it'm'atly thiTH : 1 Th 6 dynamio
.vu 1,110 of ouo pound of grind beam coal
fs cijuivalout tollui a.piau a day,
and t-lrioc tons are equivalent to twenty
years’ hard 1 woHt of 800 days td the
year.,, rTl.e usual estimate of a lour-foot
seam’is tluit it ill yield pno ton of good
coal for every scpiird yattfi nr about
6,000 tons for each K|uare Mb#. Earth
square mile will then contain 3,200,000
tofik, which, in their total capacity for
the production of jhhvw, are equal to
the fiifior of <>yer 1,000,000 able-bodied
men for twen tv years.
If Rttf/rs aro a flowed to become cov
ered with grease, dirt, and resin, or to
grow dry and hard, tlioy can not work
air-tight on the pufleys. Very often no.
mo ixi than twenty-five,, per cout. of the
availably power is obtained beoatiso of
these upgleots. Many' persons' think
they obtain-inoco driving power by plurt:
hg‘a tighten er ogaiunt the belt; but this
gain isojiil v tho equivalent of the extra
FUrfaco With which tlie bolt Is brought iu
eoutuct.by the tightener, and in the case
of a horizontal belt tliis'will be nearly
lost by (rictiou, tliongli -on an upright
belt the 1 tignterier may bo useful. There
is economy in working with slack liblts,
keeping tlicto dean mul flexible. Hard
ened bolts are best softened by a wash o
lukewarm soila water and a thbrougli
scraping and oiling. . ■ tni
She Was Kissed Too flinch.
It isnfi often that a girl is kissed too
much, and less liequentiyAj'ics u boy
suffer frig#; fi*> lauoh of tliat _norl of.
thing. It is different from wasfirag find
ironing and cooking and sweeping down
thp stairs, that girls bnvo been known to
ebete kissing aUier.than Alioae things,
(mil; often miich to tho neglect of them,
fit Ipis nCvcr 'beon snpjxwod Hurt uiiy
great danger lurked m kissjug, even
I t.lLough a grekt deal of it I>q done, Ana if
it lies sometimes ffttigued the Very ardimt
—for Komotimbs the very lies), tilings
wilt fatigue one—it has usually been a
fatigue which all were wilHfig 'to accept.
It appears, however, that there ie a
great iji-al of danger in kissing which is
luff, sensibly and decently douai A Wiry
comes tbrough the Engliaii papers of an
exjrnofiiinary young (imniau coufilowho
wageiijd to liiss each other tori* thousand
times in the course of ton hours. That
seems easy enough, and pieliably there
nre thouHnndn qf young lovers who pre
smne they have time and again done'
soon: thousands better than that. Tho
wager was tho rosult of a discussion
ali/mt how giany kisses cpuld be crowded
into a given time. The enterprise was
upderbiWffn witli great Tigrw, tlie only
draw’haok bping Hip pritbuucc of spec-)
tutors.. Within tho first hour two thou
sand kisses wore nxchfffiged, and the
outlook'-was propitious. The record,
hoovevp, did not keep up, only ono
thousand being added in tho second ■
hour. . From this time on the business
lagged, and at the end of tho third hour
-lioth broke down. The young woman
fainted in the midst of too much of a
g yil tiling, and tho young muids lips
tverd cramped out of tluur usefulness
an <1 (paralyzed.
1J isn’t worth while expressing fin
opiiiioji pbout an oatnooriUnary couple
like that. They have their own punish'- 1
Blent in the fact that 1h matrimonial
<*ligaj4'ment lxstween tlieru was broken
| off in of the strange per
foirnancc. 'Probably there isn’t any
warning in this for American girls. They
don’t make a pnhlip exhibitiou of their
(kissing, and they arc never known to
jfaint st the ferid of the third honr. They
urn the kind of girl* also who do not
paralyze tho young men’s lips, and the
yopjig man whose lips don’t paralyze
j iamit he a pretty poor young man if he
I irives a girl time to faint between kisses.
But (foirt do it yi public -it isn’t worth
much that vttfy-J'PhihairJjlhia Times.
What He Died of.
i An, old lady from this city who was j
vi itieg In Boston heard * dot*or giving
dennription el a late
[ "Ad slio asked wliat disease lie had died
“ Hnthnnasia,” answered the Boston,
doctor, with professional accuracy.
“ Youtli-in-Asia!” retorted the old lady,
“never hcanl tell of it beforoMliece ain’t
no sifh name u my joggrujihy!” j
I nOhl” said the dochir, politely, “it
i m sus that the mental and physical
I fbsCee lluvo sticeamlxal to tlie invasion
of years and the vital fires burned out
from,'lack of fuel—exhuuoted themnelren, !
, us it were."
“ Humph,” said ffie mratified visitor,
unortly, “we should call it ‘Old Age' in
! \)ctrp\t."—rDetroit Post Shd Tribune.
(Mil., (. ~, fflw
NUMBER 3t>.
DSEFDL HINTS.
Use fresh water. Water which has
stood hi an open dish over night should
not be used for cooking or drinking,
as it will have absorbed many foul gases.
Mix a little carbonate, of soda with the
water, iri which flowers are immersed,
atidit will preiferve them for a fortnight.
Common saltpeter is also a very good
preservative.
Common soda is excellent for soonring
tin, a3 it will not. scratch the tin,' and
will make it look like new. Apply with
a pique of moistened newspaper ana
poljsh with a dry piece. Wood ashes
are a gobd substitute.
Take anew flower pot, wash it (dean,
wrap-inn, wet cloth, and set over butter,
will keep it os hard as ff on ioe. Milk,
if put into an earthen cun, or even a lia
one, will keep sweet for a long time, if
well wrapped in a wet cloth.
Stiiond Lavender Water.—Take of
English oil of -lavender, two drums; os
senoo of bergamot, one dram, and a, half;
essence of ambergris and mille.fh.nr, of
each one dram; giain miink,.' three
gruim ; rectified spirits of wine, halt jx
pint. Mix.
To Destroy Ants. - —Take carbolic
acnl flilutod with water—.take one part
'acid to ten parts water—and with a
syringe throw this liquid into all tho
cracks arid holes where they ne.st, omd
lints wifi soon vanish. Cockroaches uyp
also driven away by if.
Perfumed Powder for Boxes and
Drawers. —Coriander powder, Floren
tine, orris powilor, powdered
powdered sweet-scented flutg-root, bf
each two ounces.; biveadcr flowers pow
dered, four ounces; musk, . one scyimlq;,
powder of sandalwood, one (lriidim.
Mirfuill togathoi 1 .
Ci uiiiMt Fj.iiui for the Hair. —Gum
trugaciuitli, one, .ounce ; rose water, one.
piiir,; lot the gnin soak in the robe itatrir
I for forty-eight hours, then Hquoe/.o tlie
whole tiirough muslin oy a coarse cloth,
mid it 'is fit fir use. It should bn ap
plied to the ringlets with a soft curi-;
brush, and, as.it fines, the property of
the fluid will liecomo apparent.
Tii Remove Oil-Stains from Books.
—ff tin; stifinsareext,aniivo, roll up pach
leaf and insert it into a wido-riioutlied
bottle half full of sulphuric ether, and
shake it gently up and down for a min
ute, On its removal, tho stains will bo
found to liavo disaptwareil. The utlier
rapidly emporatos In >na the paper, anil a
single Washing in cold water is all that is
afterward required.
To" Clean Mirrors.—Take a nows
jinper or purt of one, iiccording tor the
size of Uie glass. Fold it small,anil dip
it into a basin of (dealt cold wntir; when
tliornugWy wot squeeze ( it oilt n your
hand as you would a sponge, and then
rub it hard all over the face of the glass,'
hikifig care tliat iti not sv wot uc to rqn
down in streams. In fact , the paper must
only bo completely moistehed or damp
eiiecl all through. After, the, glass Iqus
been well rubbed with wet paper, let it
rest for u few 'minutes, and then go over
it witli a fresh dry newspaper'(folded
small in your baud) till it looks clear auil
brigh.t, which it will almost immediately
and with no further trouble. Tliismcth
od, simple as it, is tfio best and most
expeditious for cleildliig mirrors, and it
will be found so on trial a clean-,
ness aiul polish that can bo produced by
no other process.
Russia as a Military Power.
Railroads lead from subject but hostile
Poland to Moscow aud Bt. I’otersburg.
These cities, therefore, are not more in
accessible than several other European
capital*. Moreover, the Crimean war
proved that Russia eaa bo exhausted aud
defeated on her frontier.
The Russian Government is based on
foree. The theory is simple; but it
renders a large standing .army essential.
Without this coercive element tho gov
ernment could not exist a day. Where
tho consent of tho governed is regarded
as something wholly irrelevant, a power
ful subrttituto is required. Under such
conditions an empire that includes a
seventh part of tho habitable glolie, peo
pled by nearly 90,000,000 of inhabitants,
of many different races, speaking many
languages, can only be • Bnccesfully po
troled by an immense military force. As
this pptrol must bo kept up in time of
war even more rigorously thau in time of
peace, it is always difficult,for tlm gov
ernment to bring a largo force Into tho
field without weakening, to a dangerous
extent, the foundations upon which the
empire rests.
Bi 1812 Napoleon invaded Russia with
a force of 450,000 men; but tho aggre
gate of the Russian strength was some
what less than 200,000. The govern
ment ooped with the difficulties of the
situation with unaccustomed energy in
the hr to war with Turkey. 'The avowed
intention was to make the contest short,
sharp and decisivo. In November, 1870,
tiso Russian army on the Danube was
composed of 180,000 men. Another
army of 69,000 men marched against
Kars, in Asiatic Turkey. In tho follow
ing April tho principal army had been
swelled iu numbers to 246,000 metl, in
cluding 40,000 Servian and Romntulian
auxiliaries, and 6,000 of the Bulgarian
militia. The army in Asia had also been
increased to 79,000. Renewed and con
tinual efforts were made to augment tho
number of tho troops : but the greatest
number brought into the field at any one
time was 644,000, including both armies
of attnek, with 73,411 meu scattered
along the shores of tho Black Sea.
This seems to be rather an impotent
result when we consider that in ii’ebm
arv, 1871, Prussia, with so much smaller
KlsHon, invaded France with a force
.000 men. _•>
(Jetting Rid of Them, y!
“Do yen really write out in the woods,
I Sir. Dactyl?” “Tiideed I do, miss.”
“ And what do you ilo when one of those
horrid teu-footeil bugs drops on your
face sud begins to tickle?” “Oh ! I just
I wart until he gels through tickliug, and
then 1 shout ‘Rug on!’ and at once
tltero's a bug off.”
f ‘ In SAYiNa anything you mnst cut
i away all things that do ndt belong to it.
j They may be pretty and good, but un
less they help they hinder. The orator
who lacks this self-denial fails. There
i is no frfck in saying the truth, but be
: hind it there must be conviction.