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INJUSTICE.
"Mike,” said Plodding Pete, "did you
know dat we had been suspected of
stealin' chickens?”
“Dat goes to show how unjust dis
world is!”
”De idea of you or me goin’ to ail
de work of pickin’ de feathers off a
chicken, and startin’ a tire an’ cookin’
it. when we could get everything ready
an’ proper, jes’ by makin’ a quiet wisit
to any kitchen!”—Washington Star.
A A piTfvm.-H F h. 1 I.tH A. 11 SEMENT.
’ou are his rival in love?
I am.
^ et you profess friendship for
I do, I have been his detist for
several years, and 1 wouldn t foTego
the fun of fixing up his teeth for any
thing in the woild. Washington
Tile Ttiflc Supplant* the SrrorcJ.
f C wenpon^n
sidered tho be 9 t known warfare,
but it is now being discarded by the British
soldiers, and tbo modern rifle is substituted,
also’discarding 1 old^iiu'tboils 0 of^U’jdng^o
cure headache, nervousness, insomnia, in
digestion and dyspepsia, and are using Hos
tetters Stomach Bitters the old reliable
remedv for these ailments. It is reeom
mended by physicians, and a trial will con
vince you of its value.
The up-to-date girl proposes without let
ting the fellow know it.
Tetterine in Texas.
“I enclose 50c. in stamps. Mail me one or
two boxes of Totterine, whatever the price;
it’s all right —does the work.” — Wm.
Schwarz, Gainesville, Texas. 50c. a box by
mail from J. T. Shuptrine, Savannah, Ga.,
if your druggist don't keep it.
Thoroughbred dogs are less intelligent
than mongrels.
Tyners Dyspepsia Remedy Cures Imli
gestion and Dyspepsia. At Druggists, 50c.
It is possible to steal a penny and still
be in a cent.
Sen advertiaoment of EE-M Catarrh Cure In
i notber column the best remedy made.
A musical education isn’t necessary to
sing your own praises.
To Cure Woman’s Vegetable Ills, Lydia E.
Pinkliam’s Com¬
pound Succeeds, ilrs. Pauline
Hudson Writes:
“Dear Mrs. Pixkham: —Soon after
my marriage two years ago I found
myself in constant pain. The doctor
said my womb was turned, and this
caused the pain with considerable in¬
flammation. He prescribed for me for
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MRS. PAULINE JXJDSON,
Secretary of Schermerhorn Golf Club,
Brooklyn, New York.
four months, when my husband became
impatient because I grew worse instead
of better, and in speaking to the drug¬
gist lie advised him to get Compound Lydia 13.
Pinkliam’s Vegetable
and Sanative Wash. How 1 wish I
had taken that at first; it would have
saved me weeks of suffering. It took
three long months to restore me, but
it is a happy relief, and we are both
most grateful to you. Your Compound
has brought joy to our home and
health to me.” — Mrs. Pauline Judson,
47 Hoyt Street, Brooklyn, N. Y. —
$5000 forfeit if about testimonial Is not genuine.
It would seem by this state
meet that women would save
time and much sickness if they
would Vegetable p;et Lydia Compound E. Pinkliam’s
at once,
an d also write to Mrs. Pinkbam
at vice. Lynn, It is Mass., free for special ad¬
and always he! jus.
MONEY MADE EASILY
AND RAPIDLY.
We want men with energy
end grit; will give them •• situation In which
they can m ike inonev rapidly—the labor being
light and emplo ment the year around. It re
quires no capital ... or great .... education. o Some of ,
our best ^nleimen are country boys. Profit
quick and sure. Writ-at onee for particulars
HUDGINS PUB. CO . Kieer Rl'dg, Atlanta. G-,.
Capudine Cures
ALL
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I C O CS Cri V-/ t I
LaGrippe, Colds, etc.
Money back if it fail*, is* zse.Aii Drugstore
E. J. Vawter’s Carnations are the Best
c liOICE From the f.mone “Vawter
ALIrORNIA ‘lu^d’v “
ARNATIONS cutting?, propagated with
out artificial heat, (-ent
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Princeoi w'ale* vt<*ie«»foril5r::$ AddJ’eie’o^*
mdVrVfifieVfn 5 rcAitio a o“iernJw K
fine.], n
co.. ocka* fa/:s. caufomia
DROPSY NEW DISCOVERY; civ »
quick re ief atid enre? won t
cases- B »ok of tettiRionia s and iO «1i»vh ’ restm- * •
Pree. J Dr II H. Gt.Li.it R i-Cf-h. Ecz B At ante. Cft
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If afflicted with lhcxp$;n’sEysWater
weak eycte, u»e
WHY CZAR 13 BEARDED.
He Wears Whisker* r.i-euu.c He t* Afraid
«f Barbers.
A foreign correspondent has found
out why the Czar of Russia wears «
full beard. It is not because lie lias
a big mole on his check, nor is it to
hide a receding chin.
The fact Is that the Czar is afraiel
to have himself shaved. He fears that
lie might get into a Nihilist barber's
chair some morning, and—snick! Tin*
vest may lie Imagined. Therefore, to
avoid tlte danger of having his throat
out by one of his loving subjects, bis
Imperial Majesty is compelled to go
through life with a beard which lie has
trimmed as seldom as possible because
lie is inclined to shy away from shears
as well as from razors.
it, is said that the royal
never are trimmed save in the pres
cnee of four tried and true grand nuts
els of tile court, who stand ready to
pounce upon the barber ami eat him
U P if he dares to make a
move. Moreover, in order to 1 nether
increase tile safety of his emitted Ma
i est >*’ the ‘ ;iiee of royal, banter lnts
Ih‘oii made hereditary hi file iamily o;
Gueiabovski—:i n:m:e which in it self
. , , ^ ,. u , d V)v • sollK , people with
Hut the Haeumot , , .
misgivings. sn.s are
said to be very loyal, and of course,
being ennobled lor their services as
trimmers o, the impor.a! whiskers,
A isn t likely that they will delibcr
atcly cause trouble by using dull shears
or nipping the sain appertaining io
the royal Adam’s apple,
l'et the Czar mourns because all his
children are girls. Foolish, short-sight
ed Czar! He should consider the ad
vantage' t:iey have in being members
(li the gentler sex. They will never
have faces to shave or whiskers to
Being a man is no snap—ii one
belongs to viie Russian royal family.—
Chicago Itecord-IIerald.
Drew tlio Dine at Murder.
On his last visit to Philadelphia Col¬
onel Henry Watterson told a story that
did not get into print. It was about a
much battered old lawyer who wept
up into the mountain region to collect
a claim. He was lame and half blind
and one-armed. A local celebrity in
the case was the district’s dead shot,
who had killed many men, and who
was ready to shoot anything or any¬
body. He came in daily to see the
lawyer about a case in which he was
interested until his visits became ex¬
tremely tiresome.
Finally tile lawyer exclaimed; “Get
out of here and stay out of here. I’m
sick of seeing you. Don’t stand there.
Go on out, I tell you.”
The desperado looked at the wreck
of a man in incredible dismay, and be¬
fore he knew what he was doing be
was backing out of the room. When
he reached the street lie hurst inlo
tears. The inhabitants crowded
around and asked him what was the
matter.
“He druv me out,” he wailed. “Druv
me out of the room. Said lie’s tired
o’ lookin’ at me and won’t let me come
back no more.”
“Why didn’t you shoot him?” asked
the crowd.
“Shoot him?” echoed the slayer of
many lives. “Shoot him? He couldn’t
walk. He couldn’t see. He’s deef and
couldn’t hear. He couldn't run and
he couldn’t fight. Why, feller citizen's,
if I’d a-shot him it would a’ been mur¬
der.”—Philadelphia Times.
Slie Had the Advantage.
“I’ve had a good many rebuffs in my
line of business, but I struck the limit
the other day down on Tasker street,”
said a collector. “I had been after a
man for several months to collect a 1)111
of $6, but had always been put off with
excuses and promises. This day his
wife came to the door, and I stated my
business to her, although I guess she
knew all about it.
“ ‘My husband is asleep,’ she said.
‘Ho works at night, and never gets up
till noon, He won’t be up for two
hours.’
“ ‘Very well,’ I said, ‘I’ll be back in
two hours.’
“ ‘It won’t be worth .your while,’ she
said . n.i. ‘I’m l ni sute sure he no lnsn’t ha. n t got M», Sf nnd
even if he had I shall see him before
you will. If Ijo has any money in
clothes you can just bet your life I’m
going to get it myself. I don’t think
you stand much chance around here.’
After that I didn’t think it worth
Wil , 110 to go bilCK. j *jlicdillphl£l
—A
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The fjuestion of Bulkhead Door*.
In referring to a recently installed
new system of centrally operated bulk
doors on some of the st amsiums,
Cassell’s Magazine says: “There is no
disguising the fact, however, that a
door in a bulkhead .s always an eie
ment of weakness and danger; indeed,
tiie only safe bulkhead, as some very
able experts have contended, is the
bulkhead that has no doors. Most ship
captains and engineers, on the other
hand, say that they must have doors,
and the best solution of the question,
therefore, would seem a reduction of
the nuufbeFof doors to a minimum, tlie
selection of a good type of door, ami
the adoption of a safe means of oper
ating it, ,, and. ..s to this last feature,
it appears to be afforded by a eciurnl
station methed like the on? just
noina”
A DOG SCHOOL.
An Institution in Paris Devoted to
Canine Culture.
In M. Edward Gillette’s school of
etiquette for dogs in Paris canines are
trained. The school room is a large
square apartment, furnished with a
few ruga on its polished floor, some
chairs and a table or two. On the
school assembling in the morning the
roll is called. The teacher, looking
exceedingly dignified, taps his desk,
and the dogs immediately form in line.
Then, in a pleasant but commanding
voice, he 1 calls the dogs’ names in ro
tation, each animal being trained to
respond with a sharp, quick bark and
a wag of the tail. The first lesson af
ter the performance of the regulation
discipline is to learn to welcome visi
tors. No matter who comes into the
room unexpectedly, each dog is taught
to greet the newcomer with a low.
short bark. The nnintal must also
jump up and wag his tail, but must
keep far enough away from the visitor
to cause him no discomfort. Each dog
goes through this performance three
times, and returns to its place in line
like a soldier.
If a dog is unruly, it is marched to
a chair in the corner of the room and
mac i e t 0 crouch on its hind legs beside
jp aK( j pray for half an hour. Then
dogs are taught gallantry. For
instance, if you drop your handkerchief
a j. 0 ne end of the room and an educat¬
e( j ,i og happens to he at the other, he
will scamper along to pick It up, then
come running after you with a few
barks to attract your attention, after
which he surrenders his burden most
| fastidiously. The dogs are taught to
| pick up any dropped article in this
fashion.
Prancing, dainty little steps are
taught the animals for the street, as
well as a deep and profound obeisance.
A visitor to any house where an edu
cated dog is kept never leaves without
the dog following her to the door eith¬
er beside or behind its mistress. Then,
stretching out its fore paws, it bends
the front part of its body until its
head rests on the floor. It doo3 not
rise, moreover, until the door is closed.
—London Express,
HOW HE SAVED HIM.
They were speaking of a certain
physician, favorably occasionally, but
mostly otherwise. Finally one of the
party spoke of the good qualities of
the absent doctor, and said his life
had once been saved by the much-crit¬
icised practitioner.
“How is that?’ some one asked. “I
did not knew he usually treated you.”
“No, he doe3 not,” said the man,
“but one day when my family physi¬
cian was out of town I was suddenly
taken ill and sent for this other fel
j low in the emergency, and he couldn’t
come.”—New York Times,
TRiUMPH.
“He worked for sixty years on a
wonderful clock.”
“You don’t say so!”
“Yes. And he finally got it so it
would go four hours without being
wound.”—Chicago Record-Herald.
Deafness Cannot Bo Cured
by local applications aa they cannot reach tho
diseased portion of the ear. There is only one
way to cure deafness, and that is by consti¬
tutional remedies. Deafness is caused by an
inflamed condition of the mucous lining of
the Eustachian Tube. When this tube is in¬
flamed you have a rumbling sound or imper¬
fect hearing, and when it is entirely closed
Deafness is the result, and unless the inflam¬
mation can be taken out and this tube re¬
stored to its normal condition, hearing will
be destroyed forever. Nine cases out of ten
are caused by catarrh .which is nothing but an
inflamed condition of the mucous surface.
We will give Oae Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness ("caused by catarrh) that
cannot be cured by Hail’s Catarrh Cure. Cir¬
culars sent free. F.J. Cheney & Co.,Toledo, O.
bold by Druggists, 76c.
Hall’s Family Dills are Cm- besf.
Japan now possesses the heaviest and
finest battleship afloat, the Mikasa, of
15,200 tons displacement.
I5ent For t.fie Rowel*.
No matter what ails you, headache to a can
cor, you wlll never get v/eJJ until your bowels
are put right. Cascabeth help nature, cure
y° u without a gripe or pain, just produce 10 cents easy to
na t U ral movements, cost you
start getting your health back. Cascabeth
Candy Cathartic, thegenuine, putupinmetal C. stamped
boxes, every tablet has C. C. on
it. Beware of imitations.
A girl of sixteen is apt to think her soul
is yearning for something when what really
is the matter with her is that she’s hungry.
Karliest liuHHiu.n Millet,
Will you be short of hay? If so, plant a
plenty of this prodigally prolific millet. 5 to
8 tons of rich hay per acre. Price, 50 lbs.,
•rl.OO; 100 lbs., $3.00; Jow freights. John A.
Balzer beed Co., La Crosse, WIs. A
J he helm of a ship has a stern duty to
perform.
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FITS permanently cured. No fits or nervous
ness after first day s use of Dr. Kline’s Great
NeryeJtestorer.SZiriai bottle and treatlsefrea
lA “ 1 - KLI - VE * L ‘d.,03lArchSt.,Phila.,Pa.
J iie , butcher , be tunny, , , but he ,
does lot_of may no_
a cutting up._
Each package of Pctkam I?adefe 83 Dye
colors /nor*; goods than auy other dye and
colors them better t oo. D-M by all d ruggists,
The suece-sful diplomat realizes that
truth must be handled with care.
Piso'&Cute lor Consumption is an infallible
medicine for coughs and colds.—N. W.
Kamull, Ocean Grove, N. J.. Feb. 17, 1900.
Keen an automobile entails running ex¬
penses.
True Patriotism.
She—“1 suppose you met a lot of no
blemcn while in Europe?”
lie 'No; very few. But 1 met a lot
of men with titles.”
B. C. 0. SENT FHiiE ’
Cure* Eczema, Itching Humor*, Scab*
Carbuncle*, I’iinplc*, Etc.
Botanic Blood Balm (B. 1>. B.) is a ecr
tain and surl cure for Eczema, Itching Skin,
Humors, Scabs, Scales, watery Blisters,
Pimples, Aching Bones or Joints, Boils,
Carbuncles, Prickling Pain in the Skin,
Bid Eating Sores, Ulcers. Scrofula, Superat
ing Swellings, Blood Poison, (’sneer and all
Blood Diseases. Botanic Blood Baim cures
the worst and most deep-seated cases by
enriching.purifyingandvitalizing theblood.
thereby giving a healthy blood supply to
the skin; heals every sore and gives the
rich glow of health to the skin. Druggist?
SI per large bottle. To prove it cares
Blood Balm sent free by writing Blood Bairn
t’o., 12 Mitchell St., Atlanta, (la. Describe
trouble and free medical advice also sent in
scaled letter. B. B. B. sent at onee prepaid.
Grasshoppers are Wales, so great that they a plague a;
Hay. New South ids mi the e
ail the street lamps at night, leaving
town in total darkness.
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MORE COTTON
to the acre at less cost, means
more money.
More Potash
in the Cotton fertilizer improves the
soil ; increases yield — larger profits.
Send for our book (fren) explaining how to
get these results.
GERMAN KALI WORKS,
93 Nassau St., New York.
$ Wn
1 * i. *
I had been troubled a year, off
and on, with constipation, bilious¬
ness and sick headaches. One day
a friend asked me what the trouble
was. When I told him he recom¬
mended Ripans Tabules. That
evening I got a box, and after the
second box I began to feel so much
relief that I kept on with them. !
have Ripans Tabules always in the
house now and carry a package of
them in my pocket.
At, druggists.
Tbo Five-Gent packet Is enough for an
ordinary occasion. The family bottle,
GO cents, contains a supply for a year.
150 Kinds for 86c.
It U a fact that Palwr’u vflffctab)* ana flower
Hc.e.dB an; found in more garden* offi#-r ^
and on more fannH ttian any for
C' In America. Therein reason I-W*.
J* Wfi own and opwate over M JO Hen* U/r
the production of our choice swig In
iPTi iX order to induce you to try them
v,< * iH&ke th«*. following unpreo ,
edented offer:
V. Fof 4 1G Cents Postpaidfj
i. 2(> 11 Id * fcittgulflceot »or(.t of f^tortuuit r*ri*vt furlleut tomutoen, Dmctoaz meionB, rn<lli»ke» ( w ■■i
25 |fc©r!»!fc* Ifttaee tBrielic*.
12 tpicndfi b«<-t iorlz, flower need*.
65 t'orffounly beautiful
mmstssm toio-tlur with onr rr'-nt catalogue//!a
(m i afri a r.romula,T‘A , ,Hu:oniLo '*3
I >0HN A. SALZER SEED C0..
La Crosse, Wli. %
DID YOU EVER
Consider tin* In.ult offo- rd the Inrelllgence of
t>i,- iiir.jr eople when the clnira 1. m*d« that
SIS
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THE PLAIN WOfflAN
Iwomcs tv poptiltiv cue it'
she Is correctly dress,d.
THE
ROYAL WORCESTER
AND
BON TON CORSETS
AI> 1 > GRACH TO TIER FIGUKK.
STRAIGHT FRONT.
A&lc your dunlor for tlu»m.
14* hr <1 oq 8 not. ktwp Ihunv,
lie will order for you.
Royal Worcester Corset Ga.
WORCESTER, MASS.
mm WM fAitS, »Jri
UUHtS Tautea Good. Use
Hunt ( </u>:h tiyrup.
in time. Soifj by druegi^tfl.
5W;
/ Coughed
3»r^:iav.'ii: w.
“ i had a most stubborn cough
for many years. It deprived me I
of sleep and I grew very thin.
then tried Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral .
and was quickly cured.”
R. N. Munn, Fall Mills, Tenn.
Sixty years of cures
and such testimony as the
above have taught us what
Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral
will do.
We know it’s the great¬
est cough remedy ever
made. And you will say
so, too, after you try it.
There’s cure in every drop.
Three slits: 25c., 50c., $1. All dniujfsls.
Consult your doctor. If ho s.vys take It.
then do «« ho niijx. If ho tulis yu not
to take U. thou don't tako it. ilo knows.
Leave It with him. Wc are wtUliiR. Mats,
J. e. At KB 01).. Lowoll,
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Mafsby & Company,
-I! S. Forsyil) St., Atlanta, <«a.
Engines and Boilers
St‘-um \Vliter Heater*, SIchiii I’linip* and
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Mill »!i<i tft, (Iovimhoih, (»rai«
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niul quality <<f p'ckkIh gtmntfitmtcl. < uffilo('U»
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* Notice in. reuse (>/ sales in table be law :
fSOSs*548,700 l alra.
grmmmematm IP-iirA.
jmstmm-.inu ISOOIXXK!W,)X;3
1901 = 1,5«G,720 Pairs. I
Buclnes? M->rc Than Doubled l;i Taut Years*
THE REASONS make* s anfls«f]!«moro men’s
9*1.00 W. andfLl./jOHhoo* L. Uougla* hail other two
t any man¬
ufacturers Jri tho world.
W. is. Rouglsuj )>lace(i
side by side with 93.00 and 9JL00 uhoci* of
;thcr iiiak0*1 are found to bo ji.'-L a
They $3.(/) will outwear two puim of ord-nary
and •$.'>.5TJ shoes.
Mafia of tin b'u-.t leathern, Inctudlnq Patent
Corona Kid, Corona Colt, find National Kangaroo*
lust Color Eyelet* un«1 At•»«;» fiiark Mooli* f'ntd.
W. I*. DougrlAH 1(54.00 “ out Ed&e Line”
cannot bo equalioil at ar.y price, P'atiilotrfn
Hia Pvn»;ill !*;*»<•.<• n;(»•;«. Hiih^, t*.
W. Ms. PoiiiBlai*. Ml it < «.»> f
EH-M Catarrh Compound A
Cures Catarrh. Asthma, Dronchi
and Colds.
\ MILD, PLEASANT SMOKE,
PURELY VEGETABLE.
Wo tfive an lioi-flud Kunrant^e that, i(«
proper u**« will (jure CATARRH or your
rnonov F« r 1 obaefo u^ers wt* make
KK-M Medic riled Cl^a M and “inok inyr
Ia bacco, ofirryii»K «fime mt dica Jpiopertin*
as fcho compound. Sample* Fre«. One box,
one mnn1h’» treatment, one dollar, postpaid.
Your druggist, or
EE-M Company, Atlanta, Ha.
ITTLESS ARIES try,. rz ^ F <s.rV §sm
Mention this Psp.r In writing to c*l r :
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