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fCKALYTE PAINT! [ l!y becoming recognized as the ■hist paint for paper, canvas, felt, W. id wood roofs, and all kinds of ■ tion roofing. It is used in the ■Ufewhere the scorching sun fails to 1 % U ' veil as in the extreme North, Pen changes in the climate do |lfway affect it. No matter temperature, Rockalyte t ill stay on the roof and make Bus to water. By IMPORT AN T! It will not Scale, Blister, Peal or Crack, but will render the roof absolute Water proof. fjlFor Sale By COCHRAN LUMBER CO. Don't Let a Customer Lose*"' His Money in Your Ginnery in his ginner, just the same as a ginner believes in the he does business. A ginner does not purposely fail to give his’cuifitomers, the growers, the service tjiey ougn, to get. Thereiis another side. No ginner can afford to put in any but a ' - )* Munger System outfit It is the ginnery with a profit-producing record. It does betterwork, more work and with less power. All Continental machinery is built from material best suited for the purposes intended, and reduces breakages to a minimum. That removes big repair bills and avoids loss of time. With the Af««g r System outfit a ginner can give growers the best sample in his com munity, and do it at a smaller operating cost than any other make of cotton ginning machinery. Four out of five ginners know it now. Munger System outfits permit choice of Munger, Frail. jR. ■ Winshtp, Smith or Eagle Gins. Complete line ol cotton- "Bt working machinery. Including Engine usd Boilers, ) , Our nen\ fultv illustrated catalog gives details in full, and went every man to see it before he spends a dollar an hisgin. Baffinlß ■ , CONTINENTAL GIN COMPANY Atlanta. Go. Dallas, Tens. VK Birmingham, Ala. Memphis. Team. SSL, a Charlotte. N. C. Curran and Lord Clare. Curran, the Irish advocate, was on terms of intense enmity with Lord *llnre, the Irish lord chancellor, with whom, when a member of the bar, he fought a duel and whose hostility to tom on the bench, he always said, caused him losses in his profession .all income which he could not estl ynate at less than £30.000. The incl .douts attendant on this disagreement ■were at times ludicrous in the extreme. One day wheu It was known that Cur ran was to make an elaborate state ment In chancery Lord Clare brought a large Newfoundland dog to the bench with hi in and during the prog ress of the most material part of the case began iu full court to fondle the animal. Curran stopped at once. “Go 1 on, go on, Mr. Curran!" said Lord Clare. “Oh, I beg a thousand pardons, my lord! I really took It for granted that your lordship was engaged In con sultation!" Minister— So you are going to school now, are you, Bobby? Bobby (aged six)—Yes, sir. Minister—Spell kitten K Bobby—Oh. I’m further ad »ao that. Try me on cat— tews. A Great Thinker, is puts a great deal of uto his work.” le works ten minutes and ks about it for an hour and Figs re It Uui For V ourself. If you a nut a hard case there Is the case of a man who late at night bought a bottle of whisky at a public house— price, 3s. Od.—says the London Globe. He handed over a live pound note, and the publican would not change It. “All right,” said the cus tomer. “Give me the whisky and lGe. 6d. and keep my five pound note.” Next morning the customer came in, planked down four sovereigns and said, “Give me back my five pound note and we shall be straight.” The publican and the sinner looked at each other. Can you tell ut a glance which got the better of the bargain when the customer went away with his five pound note In his pocket? The question puzzled a whole office full of literary, financial, sporting, philosophical and edltorinl meu—until It reached a girl of eighteen who Is en gaged in dealing with cm,h. All tbe rest were calculating on paper and reaching the result by devious ways. The cash girl saw It In a flash of the eye. Do-you? Shut your eyes and do It In five seconds if you wish to beat the cash girl. Sarcaatio. The Manager—l’ve got a new Idea for a melodrama that ought to make a tot The Writer—What Is It? The Manager—The Idea is to Introduce a cyclone In the first act that will' kill all the actors.. - News from Empire R. F. D. No. 2. Quite a large crowd attended preaching at Limestone Sunday. Misses Ruth aud Namie Williams spent Saturday night with Misses Inez and Erma Grimsley. W. L. and C. ('. Davis, M isses Laura and Mattie Floyd spent Sun day afternoon with Miss Lillie Mae Davis. Mr. and Mrs. A. J. Perkins spent Sunday with Mrs. W. W. White. Eddie Fenn, Pete Perkins and Bennie Williams ate dinner with Evie Floyd, Sunday. Lennious Little and Vance Hart spent Sunday with Arliseand Joseph Wright. Watson Story ami little brother and sister spent Saturday night and Sunday with L. H. Brannon and family. _ Will* 1 rand Enimit Grimsley spent Sunday afternoon with Boisey and Sherman Floyd. Misses Inez and Erma Grimsley invited lot of their friends to go over and eat plums with them next Sun day. Fred Floyd spent Sunday after noon with his son, W. A. Floyd. John Taylor called on his girl Sunday hut was left, Oh, you kid Bennie Williams carried Miss Walter Floyd home from preaching Sunday. Zackie Davis, of Rebecca, spent Saturday night with L. 1.. Ross. The farmers have got general green under their controle now and < Hi how glad they are. We are very sorry that Mrs. C. A. Davis is very ill. Trust she will lie up soon. Morgan Floyd, of near Cochran, called on his girl Sunday afternoon. Pete Perkins, Eddie Fenn and Bennie Williams attended Sunday school at Frazier Sunday afternoon. Mrs. W. C. Floyd ami children passed Bailey’s park Sunday out driving. Miss Inez Grimsley spent Satur day evening with Misses Laura Walter and Mattie Floyd. We are very sorry to hear Eddie Floyd’s baby is very ill with pneumonia. Hope it will soon be well again. Blue Eyes. Sinister Motives. Two mea— William Jones ami John Smith— were neighbors niul deadly en emies. They often crossed swords in court and out of It. and Jones, being wbat might be called more clever tba» Smith, Invariably got tbe better of the encounter. In the end so cowed was Smith that the slightest move on tbe part of Jones made tom nervous aud suspicious, and with the remark, “1 wonder what object he has in this?” he called up all his reserve faculties to combat the fresh attack which poor Jones never contemplated. One day a friend called on Smith and greeted him with: "Well, old man, have you heard the news f “No," said Smith. “What news?” “Jones Is dead. He died last night at midnight,” replied the other. Smith paused, drew a hard breath, raised his hand to his forehead and thought, then blurted out: "Dead, did you say—Jones dead? Great heavens! I wonder what object he has in this?” A Silent Man. Jorklns—There's Perkins—you know Perkins—entered Into an agreement with his wife soon after their mar riage, twenty years ago, that when ever either lost temper or stormed the other was to keep silence. Bob—And the scheme worked? Jorkins—Admi rably. Perkins has kept silence for twenty years. His Mental Incapacity. The Court—So you ask divorce from this man on the ground of mental In capacity. What proof have you that he’s insane? The Woman—Who said he was insane, your honor? The Court —Why, you say he Is mentally incapa ble. The Woman—Yes; incapable of j understanding that I’m boss. PHONE NO. -58 —FOR-- FRESH MEATS, FISH, ICE! FANCY GROCERIES. Your Patronage Solicited and Prompt Service Guaranteed. T. S. REEVES. fin in Every P kof Life P A store devoted P exclusively to high grade men*s shoe fashions at popular prices. I Sole A.gents ■ •A. P. URQUHART, I SOLE. AGENT. DO YOU DRIVE TO TOMW^ Anil fimt the unfavorable for your produce? The farmer ™* ** "* rk,t who has a telephone in his home can telephone first. The useless trips thus saved are worth the cost of service. Under the plan of the Bell System the service costs but a trifle; the farmer owns the instrument and the equipment. Write to nearest Bell Telephone Manager for pamphlet, or address Farmers* Line Department SOUTHERN BEIL TELEPHONE ANH TELEGRAPH CO. (f A SOUTH PRYOR STREET. ATLANTA. GA. Q Q Not Troubled. Irate Tenant—l asked you when I rented this place if you had ever been troubled by chicken thieves, and you said no. Every one of my chickens was stolen last night, an 4 I am told that the neighborhood has been infest ed with chicken thieves for years; Suburban Agent— l never keep chick ens. Why Hs Desired a Cannon. It is related that an Indian chief once approached General Crook and wanted to borrow a cannon. “Do you expect me to loan you a cannon with which to kill my sol diers?" the old veteran inquired. “No,” the chief replied; “kill soldiers with a club. Want cannon to kill cow boys.” _ -