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The New Zealand hen is an expert
rat killer.
Made since 1846 —Hanford's Balsam.
Adv.
Silence has this advantage over
speech, that you never have to take it
hack.
One trial convinces —Hanford’s Bal
sam Adv.
The woman of fashion considers it
a great feat to be able to wear small
shoes.
For galls use Hanford's Balsam.
Adv.
The mere fact that a man doesn t
laugh at his own jokes is no indica
tion that he doesn’t think them funny.
For poison Ivy use Hanford’s ia*«
■am Adv.
Made a Difference.
“Barn those cats!" "Don’t shoot.,
Abner. I think the one with the con
tralto voice is our Tabby.”—Washing
ton Herald.
For any sore—Hanford's Balsam.
Adv.
Young America Getting Wise.
“Procrastination is the thief of
time.”
“Is he the fellow, pa, who takes
awuy the years from a woman’s age?”
Best for Horses.
Give your horses good care and you
will be doubly repaid by the belter
work they will do. For sores, galls
and other external troubles apply
Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh. Ranch
men, lumbermen and liverymen recutu
jnend it. Adv.
Some Girls Do.
"I wonder why all the girls in our
set titter whenever they see me.”
“I think your fiancee passes your
love letters around, my boy."
No. SIX-SIXTY-SIX
Tills is a prescription prepared es
pecially for Malaria or Chills and
Fever. Five or six doses will break
any case, and If taken then as a tonic
the fever will not return. 25c. —Ad*.
How He Grew.
"Then you weren't always a black
sheep?"
"No, mum; I started my career ae a
Wall street lamb.”—Kansas City Jour
nal.
World's Saddest Sight.
The saddest sight in all the world is
not a grave of the dead, grievous as
that, might be, but is a grave of the liv
ing—humanity sepulchred while yet
alive.- Frances H. Willard.
Gone Forever.
Mother (to little Kthel sobbing as
if her heart was broken)- —Well. well,
what is the matter, dear?
Ethel- Tabby got losted.
Mother- Never mind, darling, we'll
advertise In the papers for tabby.
Ethel (still sobbing) She'll never,
never come home 'cause she can't
reud.
What Made Him Sick.
Certainly public employes who have
to submit daily to a rapid tire of well
meant bat needless questions may bo
excused if they occasionally turn upon
their persecutors. An elevator boy, in
the New York Tribune, was one of the
victims.
"Don’t you ever feel sick going up
and down in this elevator all day?” a
fussy lady asked him.
“Yes, ma’am,” courteously replied
the elevator boy.
"Is it. the motion going down?" pur
sued the lady.
“No ma’am.”
“The going up?”
"No ma’am.”
“Is it the stopping that dot's itU’
“No ma'am.”
“Then what is it ?”
"Answering questions, ma’am.”
CLOUDED BRAIN
Clears Up on Change to Proper Food.
The brain cannot work with clear
ness and accuracy, if the food taken is
not fully digested, but is retained in
the stomach to ferment and form
poisonous gases, etc. A dull, clouded
brain is likely to be the result.
A Mich, lady relates her experience
in changing her food habits, and re
sults are very interestiug:
"A steady diet of rich, greasy foods
such as sausage, buckwheat cakes and
so on, finally broke down a stomach
and nerves that, by inheritance, were
sound and strong, and medicine did
no apparent good in the way of relief.
“My brain was clouded and dull and
1 was suffering from a case of consti
pation that defied all remedies used.
"The Road to Wellville,’ in some
providential way, fell into my hands,
and may Heaven’s richest blessings
fall on the man who was inspired to
write it.
“I followed directions carefully, the
physical culture and all, using Grape-
Nuts with sugar and cream, leaving
meat, pastry and hot biscuit entirely
out of my bill of fare. The result —
I am in perfect health once more.
”1 never realize I have nerves, and
my stomach and bowels are in fine
condition. My brain is perfectly clear
and I am enjoying that state of health
which God intended his creatures
should enjoy and which all might
have, by giving proper attention to
their food.” Name given by Postum
Battle Creek, Mich. Read "The
Road to Wellville,” in pkgs. “There’s
a reason.”
Ever read ilic above letter f A new
one appear* from time to time. They
»re genuine, true, and full ot human
luteTK'tU
Qiili
HENRY HOWLAND
amt
"jfc-' \ v
fa i A V
V*
Ilf Jett (hr llttl« old town, one day,
To purKU* HuceesH and to win renown;
The Keasori.s pa&Med in too dull a way
To give him joy in the little old town;
In (in little old town the streets were
wide
And the buildings low and plonsunrs
cheap.
And hi pithed those who were
To stay where the people were half
asleep.
lie left Ihf little old town to win
The large rewards that to worth be
long,
To add In the city's unceasing: din.
To try his powers among the strong.
And he proudly thought, as In: turned to
faze
At the little old town iri its
Of o distant glorious day Kit days
When in would return, having claimed
success.
lie thought of the vlllapcTs dozing there,
l>eaf to Ambition's persuasive call,
Content, because they were free from
care,
To claim rewards that were few and
small.
A tul he thought of a *drl whose eyes were
wot
When, wishing him well, she said good
by.
But he hurried away, to soon forget
Where the roar was loud and the wulls
were high.
Arid often he thought in his lonely nook.
When his muscles ached and his heart
was sad,
Of the little old town with its sleepy look,
Where tin* streets wen* wide and the
children glad.
And often h« thought of the peace out
there,
And often lie wondered if. after all.
The peoph wen wasting the seasons
where
The days were long and rewards were
small.
He had thought of a glorious day ot days
When he would return to the little old
town
And listen to those who would give him
praise
For Ids proud success ami his wide re
nown.
And tomorrow lie will be traveling back.
No more to car© and no more to sigh
For the glory the little old town may
lack—
To lie and rest where his parents lie.
PREPARED.
lov «- ' VChariey’s
aVuW ill friendß at fbu of-
S' / /]I ce bave made
him a present of
a beautiful avnn clock and l have a
splendid nickel-plated chafing dish.”
Oueer Girl.
“By George! Here's the funniest
thing 1 ever heard of A young man
who was inclined to be decent and a
fellow who bad a hard reputation
fought over a young woman, after
which she married the decent one."
"Why shouldn’t she?"
“Of course, that’s just what she
should have doue, but the other fellow
won the fight."
Prepared.
"They say Murchison, who, as you
will perhaps remember, secured an
appointment to a consulship a year or
two ago, Ims married a deaf aud dumb
lady."
“lueed? He must intend to remain
in the diplomatic service.”
Cause and Effect.
“So you parted never to meet
again ?’
"Yes.”
"And what happened then?”
"He kissed me good-by.”
"Ah! When are you to be mar
ried?"
A Novice at the Business.
“I suppose you had a perfectly love
ly time, at Wexford's house party?"
"No. it was a fizzle. Mrs. Wexford
has so little tact. She was always
arranging it so that the men would
have to pair off with their own wives.”
Random Gue6S.
"Why is it that most married wom
en are inclined to frown upon the
woman who has been divorced?”
“I think it is because they con
demn her for being too weak to go on
suffering and pretending to like it”
THE COCHRAN JOURNAL, COCHRAN, GEORGIA.
IN SUCH PAIN
WOMAN TORE
HER CLOTHES
Testifies She Was Restored
to Health by Lydia E.
Pinkham’s Vegetable
Compound.
Malone, N. Y., “ Lydia E. Pink
ham’a Vegetable Compound has cer
■..ii'.s.Tr tainly done me a lot
- of good. I first heard
J&jvx XjJßyip' of it when I was a
girl and I always said
■Ki that if I ever had fe
,Tw JEjjnji male trouble I would
■ t 7W “I suffered from
organic infiamma
tion and would have
WRciW spells when I would
I 1 J be in such pain that
i—J II would tear my
clothes. One day my husband got the
neighbors in to see what the matter was
but they could not help me. My first
thought was for Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound and I sent my hus
band out for it and took ituntil I was en
tirely cured. lam a woman of perfect
health and my health and happiness
came from Lydia E. Pinkham’s medi
cine., You may rest assured that Ido
all I can to recommend your wonderful
medicine to my friends.”— Mrs. Fred
Stone, Route No. 3, Malone, N. Y.
The success of Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound, made from roots
and herbs, is unparalleled. It may be
used with perfect confidence by women
who suffer from displacements, inflam
mation, ulceration, tumors, irregularities,
periodic p?ins, baokache, bearing-down
feeling, flatulency, indigestion, dizziness,
or nervous prostration. Lydia E. Pink
ham’s Vegetable Compound is the stan
dard remedy for female fits.
Interesting Beginning.
A fair graduate was conversing with
a young gentleman who had been
presented to her after the commence
ment exercises.
"Well,” she sighed happily, "I am
an A. B. now. "Of course you have a
degree ?"
“Yes," he replied, “but I am only'
a B."
The fair grad pondered. The de
gree was puzzling.
“Why, what Is that?" she asked.
“Barhelor," he said.
FOR HC.MHCIIR, NHIIRiLfiU AND
I'AINFI I. FKBIODS
of lVomon u»c l.otiiN Flower < <>m|HsnMi.
Relieve* .promptly, cuntatna no habit forming
ft'ublel form nt or by Keli 36c.
Lottie JtYower Co., Atlauta, Ca. Adv.
Young Grammarian.
Jiwtk walked into the house rubbing
his nose, and trying hard to keep back
his tears. After he had gained control
of his feelings, ho turned to his mo
ther and said:
"Mother, Bobby’Brown is the worst
est boy that ever lived.”
"There is no such word as 'worstest,'
my dear. You mean that he is the
WHirst boy that ever lived.”
“Worst, mum! Well, he's lots badder
than that.”
BAD CASE OF DANDRUFF
(Bissell, Ala. —“1 had a very bad case
of dandruff on my head. I was tor
mented by itching and my hair began
to come out by the oombfuls. I al
most became frantic, fearful that I
i would lose all of my hair which was
! n>y pride. There were some pimples
| on my scalp and I scratched them un-
I tfl they made sores. My hair was dry
| and lifeless.
! "I saw the advertisement of Cuticura
j Soap and Ointment and sent to my
! druggist for three cakes of Cuticura
j Soap and a box of Cuticura Ointment.
' I washed my scalp with warm water
! strong with the Cuticura Soap and
| dried, afterwards applying the Cuti-
I cum Ointment, working it in the scalp
slowly with my fingers. After using
them for several days my hair began
to atop coming out. The dandruff all
disappeared and in less than four
weeks a cure was accomplished per
manently.” (Signed) Miss Lucy May.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free,with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card riCuticura, Dept. L, Boston.”—-Adv.
Dull Boy.
"Thomas, you have disobeyed your
grandmother.”
"No, 3 didn’t, mother.”
“Yes. you did. Have you not been
in swimming?”
"Yes. mother.”
“Didn’t I hear her say to you not
to go in swimming?”
"Oh. she didn't tell me that. She
only canto out and said: ’Bovs, I
wouldn't go in swimming.' and I
shouldn't think she would, an old
rheumatic woman like her: but she
didn’t say anything about our going
in swimming."
Cures Old Sores. Other Remedies Won't Cure
The worst cages, no matter of how long
standing, are cured by the wonderful, old re
liable Dr. Porter a Antiseptic Healing: Oil.
Relieves pain and heals at the same time.
25c. 50c. SI.OO.
Easiest Way.
“Where did you get all that hard
cash?"
"From a soft thing.”
You Look Prematurely Old
Because of those ugly, grizzly, gray hairs. Use ‘‘LA CREOLE” HAIR DRESSING. PRICE. SI.OO, retall-
TOOK ON DIFFERENT ASPECT
Somehow Antics of Playful Pups on
Second Morning Did Not Appeai
to Mr. Knox.
The morning was young and beau
tiful and Mr. Knox stood at the side
window and looked over into the next
yard interestedly. He chuckled for
sheer delight as he watched the antics
of two little pups his neighbor had
bought a few days before.
“Oh, Amy, come here and see these
pups, over in Porter's yard,” he called
to Mrs. Knox, who was busily ar
ranging the breakfast table. "Aren’t
they just having a circus? Bless ’em!”
he went on, with all the effusiveness
of a genuine dog lover. “Oh. look.
Amy, they have taken the morning pa
per off the porch and each one has
an end of It in his mouth, tussling
with it. Is there anything in the
world more cunning than a little
pup?" His enthusiasm was running
away with him. "I think, dearie, we
will hove to get a dog one of these
days.”
The next morning Mr. Kncx arose,
dressed and went down to bring in the
morning paper, as was his habit. He
was just in time to see the cunning
little pups next door playfully tearing
his paper into shreds and each vanish
ing around the house with a portion
of it. He came back to the kitchen
sullenly.
“Those blaukety blank dogs next
door have toru up the paper," he said,
with no trace of his earlier enthusi
asm.
CHILLS AND FEVER AND AGIE
\re Promptly Cured by Kllxlr Dabek,
“I recommend ‘Kllxlr Unbelt* to all
sufferers of Malaria and Chills. Have
suffered for several years, have tried
everythin*?’, but failed, until I c&rne
across your wonderful rnedloine. Can
truly say it has cured me.”—George In
scoe. Company G. 4th Batalllon.
Kllxlr Huh«*k 50 cents, all druergists or
by Parcels Post prepaid from Kloczew
ski & Co., Washington. D. C.
Her Varying Preference.
Until a girl Hi eighteen any sort of
uniform supplies a man with the nec
essary credentials. But after that her
interest does not respond to anything
short of a pair of shoulder straps.
RUB-MY-TISM
Will euro your Rheumatism and all
kinds of aches and pains—Neuralgia,
Cramps, Colic, Sprains, Bruises, Cuts,
i Old Soros, Burns, etc. Antiseptic
Anodyne. Price 25c.—Adv.
Odd Lack.
“This is very queer."
i "What is queer?”
“They have no hasty pudding at
| this quick lunch place.”
How Simple.
j “My dear,” said Mrs. Snuggs to her
| husband, "what, is a canard?”
: “Don’t you know what a canard is "
! queried Snaggs, rather sneerlngly.
| "Why, the word itself conveys its own
meaning.”
“Does it? Well, really, I can t see
it. What does it mean, dear?”
“Why, a canard is something one
canardly believe, of course.”
"Oh, to be sure! Why couldn’t 1
think of that?”
Original Sort of Ham.
A lady gave a luncheon recently and
explained that she always cooked ham
by the recipe used by Thomas Jeffer
son, which had been handed down in
her family for years.
This recipe required that the ham
be cooked for about two hours by
simmering, but, under no condition
must it be allowed to bird.
A ham was on the stove, its des
tinies presided over by a young col
ored woman from up in the mountains.
"Jane,” galled the mistress of the
house, "don't let that ham boil.”
“No’um,” replied Jane, “I ain’t er
gwine to boil no ham. Its on the stove
now just a simpering!”
Legal Opinion.
“A cat sits on my back fence every
night, and he yowls and yowls and
yowls. Now. I don’t want to have
any trouble with Neighbor Jones, but
this thing has gone far enough, and
I want you to tell me what to do.”
The young lawyer looked as solemn
as an old, sick owl, and said not a
word.
"I have a right to shoot the cat,
haven't I?"
‘I would hardly say that." replied
young Coke Blackstone. "The cat
does not belong to you, as 1 under
stand it.”
“No, but the fence does.”
“Then,” concluded the light of law.
"I think it safe to say you have a
perfect right to tear down the fence."
A I A 151 A Chills and Fever quickly I n UIUC HI tc The warranted remedy .con- j-/e
lore R Mjk I£• cured and the entire wiv vR wins no alcohol or harmful / \
111 M n Em a n 111 system built up. restored ____ ingredients. Liquid 25c and C /tmi\ J
appetite, clear brain, pood ®R** 11 1 R ftOc.CbocolateCoatedTableta YtixasY
DRIVEN OUT TONIC
Telling a Secret.
IT is doubtful whether the person
who asserted that secrets were made
to tell, foresaw, even in his most cyni
cal mood, anything like the following
conversation iju Das Echo:
“Lottie tells me that you told her
the secret that I told you not to tell
anyone.”
“Oh, isn't she mean! I told her not
to tell you that 1 told it to her.”
"Yes, I told her that I wouldn't tell
you if she told me, so please don’t tell
her that I told you!”
A girl marries to gain liberty; a
man remains single to keep it.
4t -..‘ZKrir yjgfe a
"9 oo Drops’
| ALCOHOL-3 per cent
; A\<?getable Preparation for As
similating the Food and Regula
ting the 5 tomachs and Bowels of
1 Infants/Chilukln
Promotes Dtgeshon,Cheerful
ness and Rest Contains neither
Opium. Morphine nor Mineral
Not Narcotic
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Clar/ied Smfor
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i A perfect Remedy forConslips
i lion , Sour Stomach,Diarrhoea,
| Worms .Convulsions .Feverish
ness and LOSS OF SLEEP
Fac Simile Signature of
The Centaur Company,
NEW YORK.
At 6 months old
35 doseV-33CENTSI
under the
Exact Copy of Wrapper.
Improving the Shining Honrs
Blobbs —Why do you liken Hard- j
uppa to the busy bee? He's not par
ticularly industrious, is he?
Slobbs —Oh, no, it isn't that, but j
nearly every one he touches gets j
stung.
DOES YOt:n HEAD ACHE?
Try Hicks - CAPUDINE. It s liquid —pleas
ant to take—*»fleets immediate—noo<lto prevent
Su’k HcadaHies ami Nervous Headaches also.
Your money back If Dot
fjOo. at mediciue stores. Adv.
French View of Women.
The life of a woman can be divided
into three epochs; in the first she
dreams of love, in the second she ex
periences it, In the third she regrets
it. —Antoine Jean Casse de Saint Pros
per.
For Aching, Perspiring Feet
use Tyree’s Antiseptic Powder either
sprinkled into the shoes or used in
solution. Never fails to relieve 25c.
at all druggists or sample sent free by
J. S. Tyree. Washington, D. C. —Adv.
Wasn’t Overlooking Anything.
“That lawyer of mine has a nerve."
“Why so?"
"Listen to this item in his bill 'For
waking up in tho night and thinking
over your case, ss.'” —Pathfinder
Its Usual Way.
“The hot spell came rather sudden
ly.”
"Oh, no! It's been getting warmer
by degrees.”
British Oolumbia’s
Greatest Opportunity
British Columbia is the largest Province
In the Dominion of Canada, and the
richest in natural resources. It hae never
yet been exploited as have the other Ca
nadian Provinces. A great development
has jusc beifun. Over two thousand miles
of new railways are under actuai con
struction. Now is the opportunity L in
vest on the ground floor.
The Grand Trunk Pacific Hallway
Townsite of Fras«-r .Cake is right in the
center of thousands of acres ot the finest
agricultural, grazing and fruit lands,
timber lands, highly mineralized areas
and va€>t coal deposits It is the head of
navigation lor over 1.000 miles of navi
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powers within two miles; finest situa
tion on the railway for a jduasure and
health resort: good hunting. Ashing, etc. .
splendid climate; station site and stand
ard No. 1 station approved by Canadian
Board of Railway Commissioners every
contract for sale issued direct to pur
chasers of lots by Land Commissioner of
the Grand Trunk Pacific railway
Illustrated literature and fuli informa
tion free on application.
Farm, grazing and fruit lands timber
areas, etc., for sale in all parts of Brit
ish Columbia.
Northern Development Co., Ltd.
403-404 Carter-Cotton Bldg.
Vancouver Canada
SORE EYES
Dr. Salter's Eye Lotion
relieves and cures sore and inflamed eyes in
24 to 48 hours. Helps the weak eyed, cures
without pain. Ask your druggist or dealer for
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Why Scratch?
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