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CALOMEL MAKES II SICK, 111
IT’S MERCURY A! SALIVATES
Straighten Up! Don’t Lose a Day’s Work! Clean Your Sluggish
Liver and Bowels With “Dodson’s Liver Tone.”
Ugh! Calomel makes you sick. Take
a dose of the vile, dangerous drug to
night and tomorrow you may lose a
day’s work.
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis of the bones.
Calomel, when it comes into contact
with sour bile crashes into it, break
ing it up. This is when you feel thr.t
awful nausea and cramping. If you
feel sluggish and “all knocked out,” if
your liver is torpid and bowelo consti
pated or you have headache, dizziness,
coated tongue, if breath is bad or
stomach sour, just try a spoonful of
harmless Dodson’s Liver Tone.
Here’s my guarantee—Go to any
drug store or dealer and get a 50-cent
bottle of Dodson’s Liver Tone. Take
a spoonful tonight and if it doesn’t
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Looked That Way.
The postman handed him the let
ter. One glance at the envelope sent
him nearly into hysterics.
“Heavens!” he cried, “the first chal
lenge I ever got.” “Duel” was in big
letters on the outside of the envelope.
“But I can’t fight and —”
So he hurried to the station house,
explained that he knew of no enemy
who should demand his blood and
asked for protection.
Three blue-coated arms of the law
presented themselves.
The detective force hurried out. By
that time the desk sergeant had recov
ered.
He said it meant “Due one cent.” —
Utica Press.
Forgot the Hostess.
The Lady—The last officer billeted
on us knew no one else in the neigh
borhood.
The Officer —Great Scott! How aw
ful.
Perhaps adversity may prepare a
man for the life beyond the grave,
but it curtails his credit while on
earth.
A Famous Physician’s
Wonderful Discovery
After a series of careful experiments
and tests at the Invalids' Hotel and Sur
gical Institute, Buffalo, N. Y., covering
many years—Dr. Pierce, the medical di
rector of that hospital, made announcement
that he could prove that a medicine which
he called “ANURIC” was the best uric
acid solvent now to be had. As a rem
edy for those easily recognized symptoms
of inflammation—as scalding urine, back
ache and frequent urination, as well as
sediment in the urine, or if uric acid in
the blood has caused rheumatism, lum
bago, sciatica, gout, it is simply wonder
ful how quickly “Anuric” acts; causing
the pains and stiffness rapidly to disap
pear. 1
Swollen hands, ankles, feet are due to
a dropsical condition, often caused bv
disordered kidneys. Naturally when the
Biliousness Means Suicide
The function of the liver is to purify the blood and keep the system free from poison and
decay Constipation, biliousness, weakness, dullness, general lassitude and headache’s result
from an unclean liver. It is nothing less than slow suicide to allow such a condition to continue.
The established remedy is
Dr. TSiacher’s Liver and Blood Syrup
It is a pure, harmless and effective vegetable remedy, prescribed by reputable physicians
for liver complamte biliousness, kidney trouble, impure or bad blood, pimpies, indigestion, sour
stomach, sick headaches. It contains gentle laxatives, which encourage the liver to do its duty.
The response isquick. sure and lasting. Buy a bottle today. 60c and $1 at your dealer's.
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straighten you right up and make you
feel fine and vigorous by morning 1
want you to go back to the store and
get your money. Dodson’s Liver Tone
Is destroying the sale of calomel be
cause it is real liver medicine; entire
ly vegetable, therefore it cannot sali
vate or main you sick.
I guarantee that one spoonful of
Dodson’s Liver Tone will put your slug
gish liver to work and clean your bow
els of that sour bile and constipated
waste which is clogging your system
and making you feel miserable. I guar
antee that, a bottle of Dodson’s Liver
Tone will keep your entire family feel
ing fine for months. Give it to your
children. It is harmless; doesn’t gripe
and they like its pleasant taste. —Adv.
The Front Row.
“The British army has raised its
age limit to forty-five years,” said H.
E. Gresham, the British consul at
Cleveland. “The age limit originally
was thirty-eight.
“The army isn’t so exclusive, either,
as to age or as to physique as it was
at first.
“A slacker in Manchester tried to
get exempted the other day.
“ ‘l’ve got such poor eyesight,’ he
said. ‘I can’t see any distance at all.’
“ ‘Oh, that'll be all right,” said the
surgeon. ‘You’ll have an excellent
view. We’ll give you a trench in the
very front line.’ ”
Plenty.
“I never saw such a lot of old shoes
as they threw after the bridal car
riage when Miss Ann Teek got mar
ried.”
“Well, you know, Ann was the only
girl in the family, and they’ve been
saving up shoes for a long, long time.”
Making a million dollars looks com
paratively easy to the man who has
been trying to get a crying baby to
sleep.
kidneys are deranged the blood is filled
with poisonous waste matter, which set
tles in the feet, ankles and wrists; or
under the eyes in bag-like formations.
It is just as necessary to keep the kid
neys acting properly as to keep the bow
els active.
The very best possible way to take care
of yourself is to take a glass of hot water
before meals and an “Anuric” tablet. In
this way it is readily dissolved with the
food, picked up by the blood and finally
reaches the kidneys, where it has a tonic
effect in rebuilding those organs.
Step into the drug store and ask for a
50-eent package of “Anuric,” or send Dr.
Pierce 10c for trial pckg. “Anuric”—many
times more potent than lithia, eliminates
uric acid as hot water melts sugar. A short
trial will convince you. —Adv.
OUOH! LUMBAOOT
Try Musterole. See How Quickly
It Relieves.
You just rub MUSTEROLE in briskly,
aad usually the pain is gone—a delicious,
soothing comfort comes to take its place.
MUSTEROLE is a clean, white oint
ment, made with oil of mustard. .Use it
instead of mustard plaster. Will not
blister.
Doctors and nurses use MUSTEROLE
and recommend it to their patients.
They will gladly tell you what relief it
gives from Sore Throat, Bronchitis,
Croup, Stiff Neck, Asthma, Neuralgia,
Congestion, Pleurisy, Rheumatism, Lum
bago, Pains and Aches of the Back or
Joints, Sprains, Sore Muscles, Bruises,
Chilblains, Frosted Feet, Colds of the
Chesc (it often prevents Pneumonia).
At your druggist’s, in 25c and 50c jars,
and a special large hospital size for $2.50.
Be sure you get the genuine MUS
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In W omans Realm
Two Modish Coats of Checked Serge and Tan Covert Cloth, Crave
netted, Which Are Among the Best of the Season's Offernigs—
Simple but Extremely Effective Party Frock That
Will Appeal to the Small Maid.
Two coats, made to brave the spite
ful return of the north wind in May
and the showers from spring skies,
are shown in the picture given here.
They are of checked serge and tan
covert cloth, cravenetted, and there
fore not hurt by dampness. Their
style is excellent and distinctive.
There have been so many checked
coats in the season’s showings that it
would seem almost impossible for any
thing new and also attractive to make
its appearance among them. But the
model presented, while cut on familiar
MADE TO BRAVE ALL WEATHERS.
and well-liked lines, shows a finish en
tirely novel. All its edges are fin
ished with a piping of white and out
lined with narrow flat silk braid, mak
ing the sharp and snappy contrast of
black and white in a conservative
fashion. It has a “chin-chin” collar.
The short coat of covert cloth
trimmed with plain broadcloth is
frankly a model for all-round wear,
and does not commit itself to any sort
of special occasion. It is pictured
worn with an afternoon frock of taf
feta.
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PARTY FROCK FOR THE SMALL MAID.
Here is a party frock for the little
inaid from about eight years up to
twelve years old that will delight her
and please her mother as well.
It seems hardly worth while to de
scribe the method of making it. be
cause it is so clearly set forth in the
picture. But for the benefit of the
inexperienced who may be encouraged
to undertake it, it may be mentioned
that the body of the frock is of cot
ton net and is merely a full slip set
on to a narrow round yoke of lace and
reaching nearly to the knees. Three
scant ruffles of lace are set about the
bottom of this slip, and it is shirred in
about the hips with three shirrings set
close together. This shirring shapes
the slip into a long waist and short
skirt. The sleeves are merely puffs of
net edged with a double frill of net.
Over this slip of net a short over
dress is worn. It is made of two
lengths of yard-wide taffeta cut with
narrow straps over the shoulder and
scalloped about the bottom. The scal
lops are bound with a narrow binding
of taffeta made from strips cut on the
bias. The silk is shirred over a cord
about the neck, and the arm’s eye and
shoulder straps are bound like the
scallops. The fullness of the silk la
drawn in about the hips with two
shirrings over cable cord, forming a
sprightly flounce below. The over
dress slips on over the head. Aa
pictured, it ia made of light blue shiny
taffeta with considerable stiffness.
The frock is worn over a petticoat
or slip of fine lawn edged with ruf
ties trimmed with narrow lingerie lace.
It is made as long as the frock, so
that there is a glimpse of these lacy
ruffles under those on the net dress
health for
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For Forty Years Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound Has Been
Woman’s Most Reliable Medicine
—Here is More Proof.
To women who are suffering from some form of
woman’s special ills, and have a constant fear of breaking
down, the three following letters ought to bring hope:
North Crandon, WLs.— “When I was lfi years
old I got married and at 18 years I gave birth to
V twins and it left me with very poor health. I could
VWfe hIW nofc walk across the floor without having to sit
f down to rest and it was hard for me to keep about
Ife and do my work. I went to a doctor and he told
lljljpff, me I had a displacement and ulcers, and would
[ have to have an operation. This frightened me so
T'THspyl'’ much that I did not know what to do. Having
> % Affvi ; V I thought I would give it a trial and it made mo as
i. ’• f —lwell as ever. I cannot say enough in favor of the
Pinkham remedies.”—Mrs. May we Asbacii, North Crandon, Wis.
Testimony from Oklahoma.
Lawton, Okla,— “When I began to take Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound I seemed to be good for nothing. I tired easily
and had headaches much of the time and was irregular. I took it again
before my little child was born and it did me a wonderful amount of
good at that time. I never fail to recommend Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound to ailing women because it has done so much
for me.” —Mrs. A. L. McCasland, 609 Have St., Lawton, Okla.
From a Grateful Massachusetts Woman.
Roxbury, Mass.—“l was suffering from inflam
mation and was examined by a physician who found W jH
that my trouble was caused by a displacement, a-afr jr-jaM
My symptoms were bearing down pains, backache, f
and sluggish liver. I tried several kinds of medi- V-rSaJm
cine; then I was asked to try Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound. It has cured me and lam j |
pleased to be in my usual good health by using it - / : -'B
and highly recommend it.” Mrs. B. M. Osgood,
1 Haynes Parle, Roxbury, Mass.
If you want special advice write to Lydia -
E. Piiikliam Medicine Co. (confidential) Lynn, Mass. Your
letter will be opened, read and answered by a woman and Jield
in strict confidence.
Felt Sorry for the Apostle.
Mrs. Podger, a Lancashire Woman,
has several sons at the front. Recent
ly a neighbor, superior to her sur
roundings by education and rearing,
called on her, and as they talked of
Saloniki, where one of these sons was,
she remarked that the Salonikians were
tho Thessalonians to whom St. Paul
had sent a letter. “Well," said Mrs.
Podger, as she looked up from her
washtub, “’e may ’ave written there;
I’m not sayin’ as ’ow ’e didn’t. But
I’m sorry for ’im if ’e sent parcels.
I sent two to my boy months since,
and they aint been delivered yet.”—
London Mail.
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Appropriate.
“Can you suggest a good motto to
hang up in the dining room?” asked
the boarding-house mistress.
“How about ’Forgive us this day our
daily bread?’” suggested the man who
was going to move the next day any
how.
Time’s Changes.
Flatbusli —Don’t you think times
have changed?
Bensonhurst —Most decidedly. Now,
in the spring the young man’s fancy
lightly turns to thoughts of snow.
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ing with “La Creole” Hair Dressing,
and darken, in the natural way, those
ugly, grizzly hairs. Price. SI.OO. —Adv.
Some men who run for office ought
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“How in the world do the Thomp
sons manage to keep their maid so
long? She’s been with them nearly
a year, and we haven’s been able to
keep one over a month since wo
moved out here to Lonesomehurst.”
“That’s easy. Thompsons don’t pay
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back to town unless she walks.”
Her Love Hung on a Hair.
“I see where a Detroit wife left her
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“Pshaw! that was but a bald ex
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