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SOAP VS. LAW.
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A Missouri constable rode oat
alarm near SL Joe, armed with a
subpena for a woman who
wanted ns a witness in a case in
.co»r.t. He found her in her
yard,busily engaged in stirring
boiling, bubbling mass in a large
black kettle. He stated bis busi
ac-s, u .„ s fln(1 and Bhe Bhe saul. caid .
& g° to-day.
“but you must,”
‘■Whet’s the hurry?”
“Why, court's in session, and the
,ca s e is now on trial. They want you
by noon.”
■‘Well J am going. You think
I’m going olf and leave this hull
kittle o’ Huft soap to spile, just to
please your old court? bio ah reel”
“ Wh ^ m y dcur mud:l,,1 > y° u ri,,let -
louicaJy r don t to under
seem
stand
1 understand that Pvc got a big _
kettle o’ splendid soap grease on to
bile, and it 11 make thin, sticky soap
if it aint finished to-day. lou go
back and tell the jedge so.”
; ‘■'j < p°V! .coli I r d hke to see the M Missou- \ r -
ry jury that d fine a woman foi not
leaving her eoap bihn’ when it was
at a critical ...... p mt, us ono migh; . . , say.
, Tell r ,, ,v„ the jedge • . 1 II como . „ , to-morrow,
'
if we don ,. t , butcher , , our peegs then ;
an if wo do, 111 come some day , J next .
M . ceJ{ „
“But . I . tell , you that ... won , t ,
You must come now.”
“Lookte, young man, you think
I’m a fool? I reckon you never,
made any soap, did you? If you
had : you’d know that—”
“What does the judge care aoont
your soap?
“Well; what do I care ’bout the
jedge, if it comes to that? Law’s
law and soap’s soap. Let the jedge
’tend tojiis law, an’ PJI Lend to my
soap. The good book says there’s
a tlmo for everything, an’ this is
my time for ft bar’l o’ saft soap,”
‘•Well, madam, if yon want tq be
Lined for contempt of court, all
right. You’ll bo fined sure as—”
“Bah I I know all ’bovt thg law,
an’ there a ! n’t anything in it, nor in
the Constitution of the United
States, nor in nothing’ else that says
a woman’s got to leave a kittle G
half cooked soap, »nd go oil' to court
when sho aint a m ! nd to. I guess
I know a little law myself.—Tid
JHM.
TAX NOTICE.
SECOND HOUND.
I will be at the following places to
Wallace Dist, atj. C, Dumas Mon
day April 32nd.
Popes Diet, at Haddock’s Station
Tuesday April 23rd.
Lesters Dist; at V. B. Clark store
Wednesday morning April 24th.
Ethridge Dist. at Jesse Miller stoic
Wednesday evening April 24th.
Tranquilla Dist. at Stewart Store
Thursday April 25th.
Barrou Dist. at Bradleys Station
jlarrou Friday April 36th.
Dist. nt Bound Oak Monday
April 2?tb.
Saunders Dist. at M. Y, Tyners
store Tuesday April 50th.
Hammock Dist. at T. C. IMppcns
store Wednesday May 1st.
Hammock Dist. at Dames Ferry
Thursday May 2nd.
Finney’s Dist. at R. A. Gordon’s
store Friday morning May 3rd.
Towles Dist. at Five Points Friday
evening May 3rd.
Davidsons Dist. at James Station
Monday May Gth.
Levi May Kmsjlovy store Tuesday morning
7 th.
Burdens Dist. at LaFayott Balk com
Tuesday evening May 7th,
Griswoldvillp Wednesday morning
May Sth.
Roberts Dist. at Jackson Roberts
Thursday May 9th.
JIawkins Dist. at T. B. Stripling
Friday May 10th.
| in Clinton every Saturday.
W’illiam T. Morris,
Tax Receiver of Jones Cp.
Msroh Ilth 1889.—tf.
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fail to eradicate iu-born scrofula or
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Ga.. writes; * “I was anucted nines
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rheumatism drew up my limbs so I
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lie of torture until I gave B- B. 33.
trial, and surprising »s it may
seem, the use of five bottles cured
mo,”
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GRAY. GA.
My business still goes
on and 1 am prepared to
sell to my friends and cus
tom ers goods at prieesthat
will astonish them, I will
sell everything in my lire,
for the next 30 days cheap
for cash; Dry Goods, No
tions, Boots, Shoes, Hats
and Groceries,
/
I Hava in Stock a full line
HN
Gents, Ladies, Misses and Children’s
SHOES
that I am going to close
out regardless of cost. In
addition to the above, I
carry a Full Line ot hard
ware, Crockery, Tinware,
Woodenware, and many
other articles generally
kept in a first-class store,
all of which I will sell at
1 Rock
I bottom prices.
Give me a trial and he
convinced that I mean
J business.
D. D. HOiSENPECK.