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the Person—TheJPhngressman
, and the Cow riouaColn*
r f cidence—Dakota Doga.
j- HE ■
^ Bunker—‘’Professor, .
has ** ^ nst itoot for my son
Whafdoybu mm ■ ur * some time.
think he is capable of?”
Professor Simpson—“What calling or
profession Squire db you wish him to follow?”
well fixed. Bunker—“Well, All I’ve will >u be fee, I’m
I m not expectin’ him got do his, an’
Professor to anything.”
have of Simpson—“From what I
say that seen he has your capacity son, Squire, I would
enough for that. ”
} Tho Congressman and ^
ji&ff tae Vow.
■ Ben Lefcvro, the memb nm the
Fifth Ohio district, has mtotjgtsA tq re¬
tain or eight a seat in Congress the for th^iasf hypothesis sCven
being years upon of
a farmer. I heard a good story on
Ben illustrative of his lack of farming
knowledge. blooded Ben had bargained for a
cow at the sum of $200, and as
the drover was driving her to Ben’s farm
to deliver and get his money lie met a
gentleman who admired the animal and
asked whether she was for sale. The
drover replied that she had been sold to
General Lefevre for $200. The gentle¬
man devised replied that if any means could bo
to make Ben rue the bargain he
would give $250 for her. The drover,
anxious to make $50, cudgeled his brain,
and, remembering the limited extent of
Lefcvrc’s knowledge of farm animals, hit
upon Bern’s an house, expedient. He took the cow to
where she was duly and
admiringly friends paraded to an assemblage of
gathered for the purpose,
“Como in and get your mosey,” said
Ben.
your “General,” constituent, replied and tho'drover, “I am
by want to deal fairly
you. The cow is alt she is repre¬
sented to be, thoroughbred and a good
she milker, but 1 am compelled to state that
is not exactly perfect.”
queried “Why, what is the matter with her?”
Lefevre.
“IVnil, the fact is,” replied the drover,
‘w. has no upper front teeth.”
‘‘Great heavens!” ejaculated the Con¬
gressman farmer. '“No upper fihnt
teeth! That won’t do at all, and I don’t
want for her; in fact, I would not .take her
thing. a gift. Still, you shall not lose any¬
Here’s a tive-dollar bill for your
trouble in driving here and back.”
“All right,” replied tho drover, as he
pocketed the V. “I don't want to take
And advantage of you, General, so good-by.”
away he went and sold the cow to
the gentleman, clearing just $55 by the
transaction. This joke was too good to
keep. Imagine Big Pen's discomfiture
when it leaked out, and lie learned that
no front well-regulated cow ever has any upper
teeth .—Chicago Herald.
Mis unde rstood the Person.
"""^romtlian C!m(! r e, J TIi(-' quauit bid llhode
Island Quaker—who has a tender side,
by the way, for all the victims of Cupid
—had been taking the subscriptions of
his colleagues of the Senate for the wed¬
ding General present which they were to give
Anson McCook, the Secretary of
the Senate, at his marriage. lie went to
going I)olph, of Oregon, and said: “We are
to give McCook a wedding pres¬
ent, How much will you subscribe?”
Dolph sa'd, seemed astonished. Finally he
with some appearance of confusion:
if “Why, I’ll give you something of course,
yon want me too; but I’d like a little
time to think about it.” “Oh, certain¬
ly,” responded Cbace, somewhat miffed,
and then he walked off. Then Dolph
hurried over to his colleague, Mitchell,
of Oregon, and said to him in a puzzled
way. “Chace asked me just now to join
him in giving a wedding present to his
cook. What do you suppose he’s driving
at? When ray cooks get married I don’t
go round asking other fellows to send
them wedding presents. ” ‘ ‘Oh, ” laughed
Mitchell, who has been in the Senate be¬
fore, “he meant McCook—Anson Mc¬
Cook, the Secretary, you know. It’s the
custom, the officers ^ou know, for Senators to give
of the Senate presents when
they get married. “Oh,” said Dolph,
breathing freely again, “of course, of
course."— Washington Letter
r Curious Ooinclilonce. *
1 The other day while a Michigan Central
train was waiting at St. Thomas a young
man of twenty-five was observed to be
closely regarding a solid-looking old gent
of fifty who had come through from Chi¬
cago. Finally the young man stepped up
and inquired: this
“Isn’t Mr. B-, of Chicago?”
“Yes, sir.”
“I am Mr. J-, formerly of the same
place but now of Toronto. Do you re¬
member me?”
“Really, but I do not.”
“I was a clerk in your pork house. I
aspired to the hand of your daughter.
You drove me hence because I had no
ducats.”
“Oh, yes, it seems as if I do recall
something of the sort.”
“Well, sir, I want you to understand
that you made a mistake. I am now worth
$18,000, and could give your daughter
every luxury.”
“Eighteen thousand dollars,eh? That's
quite a sum.'’ sir, and the
“Yes, I'm man you drove
hence.”
“Eighteen thousand dollars,” mused
the old gent. “What a curious coinci¬
dence! That's exactly the sum my
daughter's husband gave her the other
day to buy this summer pu’g dogs down.” with I I
must jot coincidence
Somebody held the young man up
until the weakness left his knees a little,
and then he went hence some more.—
Free Press.
Dakota Dojis.
Persons coming to F.stcllincto reside
will find that our dog resources compare
very favorably with tho-:e of Eastern
communities. In fact, gentlemen may
move here right from Dogtown and not
miss any home privileges. largely bird
Our canine residents run to
dog, though several rare specimens owned of the
imported yellow dog cituens. are The by some bird
of our more wealthy if
dog has a thin, spectral through appearance winter as
he. had just passad a
twelve years long and *had had nothing
to eat but one soup bone which had been
distilled two or three times. Their legs
are very its long. hind If one and of themivould get
hp it would on legs put on a plug hat
be over eight feet high.
A grand concert is called by Our dogs
every moonlight All night at eleven o’clock
attend. P. m. Visiting dogs arc Cordially invited to
always Welcome. dogs from other towns
left their Dogs the who may have
voices at shop for repairs
need not toesitatc about Coming as second¬
hand bH-Rs and rejected yelps will be
good furnished hlfwling by the leader. Dogs not on
terms with the moon are
not wanted on the grounds.
* These concerts are led by a large black
dog wfth only the lower part of a voice
left, dlis howl sounds as if it eam'c up.
out of a fifty-foot well and is like unto
the cry of the offensive partisan. Then
the bird dogs rest - tgeir chins up on the
cornide of our threc-story postoffice build¬
ing fore and howl like a lost soul. Just be¬
dogs they stop a job lot of miscellaneous
catch the eye of tho moon and break
out into a wild smasliup of barks and
Conflagration is followed of wails. Thisprcccssi Oil
windows by private citizens in bedroom
gun-ijmd carrying repeating®! double-barreled nchesters. shot
the theafidience After
dust settles is respect¬
fully requested to remain wanted as the
performance farther will be repeated one block
down tho Street
Nothing of dogs can be more innocent than
one our the next morning. Dogs
that took a leading part in the perform¬
ance and others, who, perhaps, have not
got the bird-shot which struck them in
the way of applause extracted from their
persons yet, will move about the streets
with a bland smile, and even patronizing
air, and present their moist, red tongues
to everyone who offers them a haqd.
Dogs that split the scared night with
graveyard will cries till the moon went down
be on hand when the sun comes up
yard. chasing your chickens around the' front
Some day the pale, dark-eyed editor of
this journal will he missing from Estel
litie. llis friends will rush hither and
thither, but they will not find him. The
police will join in the fruitless search and
his creditors will fall by the wayside in
the long and weary chase. lie will be
gone far away—oceans may roll between
him and these self-same poor, struggling
creditors. And he will never return—no,
never! This will be when the cats be¬
the come dogs, numerous enough to alternate with
and give concerts on the dark
nights. He is no hog—he knows when
he has got enough. — Bell.
, Premature Baldness.
tion.; o.Tthe natu C re n of nU premlre 3 :
ness, and has further convinced himself
of the communicability 6f the form asso
dated with dandruff. When tho hairs
which fall off in such cases are collected,
rubbed up with vaseline, and the oint
meat so made is rubbed among the fur
of rabbits or white mice, baldness rap
idlv makes itself visible on the parts so
trc'ntcd. That this is not done by tho
vaseline was shown by anointing other
animals with the vaseline alone, which
wiiTttever. Hr Conn
eiders that the disease is spread by hair-I
dresser-, who employ combs and'brushes
on their customers, one after another,
without any regular cleansing of those :
articles after each time they are used,
During frequent visits to the hairdress
ers, it can scarcely fail that brushes are
used which have been shortly before
dressing the hair of one affected with so
common Females a complaint as scaly baldness,
are le s often affected with this
form of baldness because the hairdresser
more homes, frequently attends to them at their
own and there uses their combs
and brushes. In order to prevent as far
as possible the commencement of prema
ture dressed baldness, the hair should be cut and
at home, and with one's own im¬
plements, and these thoroughly clean.
When it has begun, the-follbwing mode
of treatment is suggested: The scalp is
to be daily well soared with tar or fluid
glycerine potash soap, which is to be
rubbed in for fifteen minutes firmly. The
head is then to be drenched with first
warm water, and then gradually colder
water. A two per cent, corrosive subli¬
mate lotion is next to be pretty freely
applied. Ttke head is then to be dried
and the rakAof the hair are to have a
one per ci [solution Lem. of naptholin spirit
rubbed ij iilf Finally, a pomade of
one an< to two per cent, of car
bolic oi flic oil is to be used on the
head, i treatment has now in many
cases a , the disease not only to a
stand,! ernblij 3 hair has been to a consid
t restored. —Journal oj
Ilealt
t
Soldiers’ Home. 1
ie S
T1 Mnmg spot . , known as Soldiers
Hoi m ^ O f. ate on the of |
hilli B of Washington, embracing
502, M thc cost of which has been :
$3% Mm. This is exclusive of the
bui to which _ have cost as much more. :
Tin ■ is of the fund from which pay
me; ■ve beenmade was a contribution
of ■000 levied upon the City of
Me: Hy ■g General S< ott as a punishment
for permitted guerrillas to fire
up Ke American^ troops. Besides, a
t:i Iwelve and a ha f cents per month
is il upon all soldiers in the army
ai ’atever is due deserters and col- ,
lei in fines. The whole, with the in
ti ■ on the funds, amounts to nearly
tolOO per annum. There are now
■ 590 inmates of the Home, with 150
■tensioners who receive $8 a month,
Rdent Buchanan passed a summer in |
of the cottages at the Soldiers’Home,
President Lincoln also resided there
ihg the summer months, coming in to
White House every week day, es
corted by a company of cavalry. General
Grant preferred Long Branch, but Presi
dent Hayes passed his summers at the
Soldiers’ Home. President Arthur went
there, but President Cleveland did not
occupy the cottage fitted upfor h.s re
cept.on last yen.-Wathington Grittc.
Her Reason.
“Mustaches I like well,”
Quoth pretty, winsome Belle;
“They make a man look charming;
They That’s give manly, a lari I declare, an air
Though fierce ones are alarming.”
Quoth charming Ma id: “I’m sure
Uood features they obicure,
And will while naught prevent; thorn.
My lovers fond and fair
Shall ne’er mustaches wear—
I'Ve set my lace against them.”
—Rambler,
Hens and Humorists.
A certain chord of sympathy exists
between these two species, the hen and the
humorist. Columns of laughable arti¬
cles have been written by the. latter upon
the former’s predilection to produce on a
falling when market, and stop the production
the price of her commodity was go¬
ing np. the Butbeheath observing the wit .will and sar¬
casm noted reader • Jiave
a strong undercurrent of admira¬
tion on the part of the humorist for the sa¬
gacity of the American hen in endeavor¬
fit. ing to bull or bear the market as she saw
Then, again, when he/ attempts at
hatching btownstone out door knobs, fire brick, and
fronts have been referred to,
there is 'wffi same undertone indicative
qf^he of that ______ hen. r’s respect for the patience
That humorists love hens there is no
doubt. Now thcTe is George Peck, for
example. For years he has devoted the
best of his genius to his Henery , and he
carries his love so far that he will never
taste chicken soup until he has been as¬
sured that the fowl of which it is com¬
posed was a member of the masculine per¬
suasion. Bob Burdette is superstitious
in the matter of hens. To sec a pure
white hen, acts like inspiration upon Bob,
and it is said that “The Rise and Fall
of the Mustache ” was evolved on tba$
day when a white hen strayed into his
kitchen. A jet black rooster is his Ne¬
mesis, and no power on earth could
make him start on a journey or ascend
the platform the day he has passed one
with its head pointed toward him. Even
rou of gh Bill Nyc is the everlasting friend
the hen. He owes his start in life to
a pair of barnyard fowls whom he caught
made scratching up his garden “sass.” plaintive This
Bill mad. Swearing a
swear, and seizing his double-barreled
persuader, he got a bead on them; but
ere he fired his educated eye caught the
glimpse ing of something he discovered bright. that Approach¬
the spot the fowls
had laid bare a soil laden with gold dust.
.Now, eternity any one by the wishing wild a through humor ticket
Western
route had better speak disparagingly of
the hen in the presence of Bill Nve. G.
Whitaker, it is said, saves superannuated all the tid-bits
from his tablq for a hen
which has,.made her home in his back
yard. Mark Twain points with pride which to
the portrait of a hen. now dead,
he captured in the act of scratching up
the resting-place of seven sleepers. And
I have accidentally overheard that a cer¬
tain Philapelphia humorist has the call on
his brethern with a pet hen which sleeps
on the headboard of his bed, and will
never go to , roost a. until i-i its «a master v. has
come home. We admire while we pity
^ThSe^and many mare cases that could j
be ritc( L P rove tbe assertion that humor
ists love hens. Now let us see what
there is m common between them. A j
hen is very tender and fresh when first'
hatched. So is the humorist; but they
both become hardened and toughened
with age and experience. Hens scratch’
for their living; where is the humorist
who has not ted to scratch mighty hard,
at that? The hen petk ; the humorist, is
very often henpecked, A hen ifk watch
ovef h.-r Vrcud-vfitirT:-htStler’*
humorist with fatherly pride, watches
his young as they are wafted about
through the columns of friendly publi
cations, and it makes him sad and weary
to see one of his most promising creations I
passed off as original by the Grab-all
Gazette. The hen cackles when she has
laid an egg. The humorist cries out in
ecstasy when he has written an article
which meets with lie. public Whoever favor. has Hens rend
lay. Humorists
the writings of Eli Perkins will bear the
writer out in this statement. their Finally
hens die unrregetted, and memory is
shrouded in oblivion. Has not this been
the case in a great many instances with
the humorist?— Chicago IMyer.
Grape and Canister,
Open-air concerts—played out. •
Kitchen, scene—a maid, a can, the fire
of kero-sene.
Go to the bottom of the well and bore
up, and you will know the end from the
beginning.
The dog has better sense than the man.
When they both go into the saloon to¬
gether, he comes out as rich and as sober
as he went in.
We have figured out clearly that we
have saved enough by not using tobacco
to pay our debts, but we cannot draw the
money and don’t know, where it is,
The anarchists'claim the right to take
what thev need. The most of them need
a bath first of all.
Lawyers are employed to settle dis
putes, or dispute settlements.
A plug of tobacco turned aside the
| m p ( . t a j me rl to destroy a man’s life. Has
this fact a moral?
„ Two things never eaten . for . supper—
breakfast and dinner,
How to raise a cyclone: No married
men need telling and no other should be
told. There are a lew things which
only the married should know.
A correspondent inquires if freckle*
are curef q w kissing. We’d raise no ob
' Section to a trial if some girl family, will bring
the {rw . k ie*-nonc in our
The season of eireuses ha* come again,
, the email bov stands . .. head and
anf ‘ on
wonders when he will become a festive
circusman.
“What breed did yott say terrier,and vonr dog is,
little boy?” “lie’s port part
getter.” “How’s that?” “Why,
tears around for bones and acta to gnaw
them.”
The latest craze among window gar
den ers favors the pansy. By and by it
will be buckwheat cakes and honey,
Re.tfsl Nights, Day* Tree Tram Tartar*,
Mood, ly demonstratefl. toafsiettltarstnetfcwe.bflaflaiM'actmLl
Ie also enjoys toss advaeitag.
ot being -anlike them perfectly safe, WitW
its art-w-lta MW.T
currents of «ir, elianf?es of tempegati’Me, hersonw! firm
cold when- the body i* hot. saefc
^houlrt r.a.k« a wine ffjas* w fwri rif
jw*oo?T*t* at ev fnemriag ml from
r.he Above e«useH V m thfc-v wenwfv
ei^cfdially niill-A«»f.l»e toiiTtftiif for
the fur.ctiriHAl detainwfeteHu twom*
sXommti, pftny rAictffimcliMrftg wfrep a* eait* npatma
Ac,; pH ipnibtiriri at th# also ; imperfeet
a in caciw.v m '» mr>tt
remoiiy. It iaonly mvgnmry iaa U m timt UahM
to oa© it with peraiaUney.
Condensed Wisdom in B. I
just, but trust not |
timely wise, every one. wise
rather than in
time.
Beware of bosom sins.
Betray Bounty no trust; divulge no secret.
is more commended than im¬
itated. •
Bear your misfortunes with fortitude.
Be always at leisure to do good.
Business is the salt of life.
Better Brevity is the soul of wit.
to live well than long.
Be not too hasty to outbid another.
dear Building for. is a pastime that * men pay
Be watchful of the geese when the fox
preaches.
Better a small fish than an empty dish.
Business neglected is business lost.
Be active, for idleness is the rust of
the mind.
Better By doing slip nothing with wc the learn foot to than do ill.
to the
tongue.
Be very vigilant but never suspicious.
Better to do well late than never.
Birds of a feather flock together.
Bacchus has drowned more than Nep¬
tune. v
.
Beggars have no right to be choosers.
“Bear and forbear” is good philoso
phy. be
Better to alone than in bad company.
Better be untaught than ill-taught.
Bad books are the public fountain of
vice.
Books alone can never teach th c use of
books.
Bear in mind, blame not what you can¬
not Beware change. of him who regards his
not
reputation.
Believe after trial, and judge before
friendship. Be
as just to friends as to foes.
By your acts prove your faith.
During a visit , to the seaside, Sarah
Bernhardt saw a madwoman daily casting
pieces of bread upon the waves. The
feeding poor creature fishes explained that she was
tho so that they would not
in their
actress made a note of the case, and has
now illustrated it in a marble group.
Double the world’s pleasures and
“thankyou" division is often forgotten, but at¬
tempt a of your sorrows with it,
and the world will get hot in a second—
make a fool of itself and you too.
The pain-banlsher is a name applied to St
Oil, by the miliiom who have been cured
f rheumatism and neuralgia by ita tiae. I
sort of beer made from S^SSSS?SfMl The newly 2
r re. m»r
a lemonade rrir of rowl and two straws. wowld do with a gfaw of j
_
The projirletor of theGreat VVestera Poultry
Yard, Mr. James if. tloodkey, St. Louts, Mo.,
tsenthusiastic in his jitafse of Bed Star C<rtt«h
Care, which cured him aft r all other reme
fa,Ie,1 ‘ He M y» ft neitherconMipataathe
bowels nor causes k to-attache.
Fri pcesw Isabcha. h«-ir tn th«- throne of Bra
beb#?ld h«*rMw«in»rfrjr ibe fi(»* trt chwreli
c1l "l in the habifiic Mil of a coarse down sod
manifestin' great humility of spirit.
Advice to tonasmpilrra.
On the appearance of ibe appetite, ftr*t symptoms, pallor, chilly *»
general sensations, debility, followed loss of by night-sweats and
cough, prompt measures of relief sboold be
taken. Consumption is scrofulous disease of
the lungs; therefore, use the great anti-scrofu¬
lous or blood-port tier Medical and strength-restorer. Discorery.” hn
Dr. Pierce's "Golden and
perlor to cod liver oil as a nutritive, weak lungs, un¬
surpassed spitting of blot as » pectoral. 'll kindred For affections, it has
no equal. Sold druggists. For fir. P eree *
treatise on consumption, send ton cents in
stamps. World's I)t-pen«ary Medical Associ
ation, t6S Main Htrett, Bnffato, Jt. Y.
f>#*sm t« fhlak ffrarni as you
would seek fire company
If Yob are Out at Kroployment,
Do®** fall in read the advert foment tioadod
*’>I$rtiey 31a#le In a nether Cfdumn.
Ton DYffFKrsfJA, fNpioiCTxoff, d«pr&mUm of
SfttritSo alto general drbUHf hi %lieir vnruttm forms.
»s a preventive araimt fever and ague ami
rither intermittent fevers.1h^**Ferro-Phiie*pIj</r
from fever or other afrkness it. ha* n o equal.
Beware at him who thinks he thinks ami
does n at.
Yealbfal ludalgenee
In pernicious practice* pureued in r-ouUtude, i*
a roost startling cause of nervous and general
debilit y,iack of self-confidence and wiil-teiwer,
In!?Wmt I
of perfect cure. World?* Ittagwi-ary
Medical Association, m Main fctreef, Buffalo,
K.Y.
__ ________
Ow onpfswMftt m favor at the deriVs suceem
is tluil he never get* dbeauntgfvL
-—
fen cent* in stamp* for treatise. World’* Dto
pcosary Medical Asisociation, «ftMain Street
Buffalo. S. Y.
*2l!S3-’W5i!5 "AZZSX™*
“Bl« Vlonrr In It For I *.”
Among the iS&ktatbtot Cloth H mnA DaiHr
Tohnnat given away by the tioriiww (S. V.)
American Rural Home tor entry *1 *itiweri»
tfon to that Great 8 |«tge, 18 col,, IS year nil
weekly, (all 5x7 ttiebe*, from SOI) to 900 page*
Jjiw W tfomt tanyers. Danetson'a Cmmeucr. (Medvn!
Firm Bastoy Odop-Ata. U'yctopedia. Buy*’Ceefnl
Fanners’ and Stock- Tire Test* Before the
breeder*’ Gtnde.
.Ttinum fSema Aft State*/ History at
f'tyaHnr Tart). trailed
VfotiA Cyck/pedia. Vntrerml Hintoer of
What Rrerr One All Jfotton*. '
Should Know.
Any erne hook snd paper erne year.rea-paul,
S^-s£ ! ■»*.■*,*. **.
*
The profit of good-breeding f* evidenced by
oat ward nistswaL
Lromf P*t#nt'3tet*tte M HtHfenerg k*+p
nrw tvooit* and from running aver, N«
hf *bae ftftft bimlvarr deatvr*.
A Cara at Pmaamaalm.
^ti which ahh p^Z^TZ.
*»» «*“ 4m phymdam g*v» th. np and
aaMeheermUBrehotatewhemnatromK. htm
arm Sit 8 bI* condition when a friend neoootend
«f f«t. Wit. Hata.’s Baia*ji ro« tub Usgk.
She accepted ft a*
s«d wtvritod to ta* that it
ptmineed a marked «-toti*e for the hatter, »«»d
by jeerserertoj.' * ymm«at enre wa* affected.
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***“ An is* »nd imthwt?* «t*Uv#r*ri Haw j»Rf ire# t !tm of iMteat ill
a
nmy sM-crFUtoilM# point* tor to tUm~ aAk
f^vn*r or
ta mwer tar vwn
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T&# bert ptim* etmeeh fa Vim*m Cwre tar
C &mum *b>id vrerywhtire* tte*
Ball’s Hair Re itching newer Is cooling to the scalp
and cures all bilious, internment, eruptions. break-eon#
For ague, fevers, A Ague Cure.
and swamp use yer’s
Courtesy is ihe unquestionable passport the
worltLtiver.
If Ton Cankered-throat, have a Cold, Cough, Catarrh (dry-hacking) Dropping
Croup. causing cough—Dr.Kilmer’s Indian Coagb Cure
(Corunonpttom Price O© 35c., will 50c. relieve and instantly—heals Jl.
and cures.
OH! MY BACK
Every I train or cold attacks that weak back
aad nearly prostrates you.
tv**
a m uimimiuiiinfl IIP Hi THE °
BEST TONIC ?
Strengthens the Otnoelei, Steadies the NTer-reo,
Enriches the Blood, Gives New Vigor.
medicine found I I
hare known in mr 80 years’ practice. I have
it (specially and In beneficial all debftiftJBtinjr in nervoas ailments or physical that exhana-l bear
firm, luesrily the Use it freely family." so
on system. in my own
Genuine hae trade mark and crrmned red lines on
wrapj>er. Take no ocher. Made only by
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Ladtks’ Hand Book— aseful and attractive, con¬
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CREAM ELY’S BALM C ATARR H
Cleanses the Head. JETLY’S
Allsye Inflammation.
Deals the Mores. Re¬ BEAD
of «s
stores the Menses -FEVER
Taste, Smell, Hearlaa.
CreamBalmfcs^gi a POSITIVE cure. Hf /
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ffiHAMBII 0 TTTiT* Cures prevents permanently. Decline, Night-Sweats It
hVH Mb| anddeuthfroniConsumption. nr I'rrpori!'! at Da. kllmer's
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SAVES YOUR LIFE. Sold by Prugglator^
Money Made Easily and Rapidly.
MEAD THU* AND THINK. IT OYER!
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give them »«tn*tioB4 m which they / caa make money
rm pui(f~tiui fabor Require-* being Tight anti employment atf the
year rotmd. o& capital ot great education.
Home of nur beat are country boys. Young
m*tn or oUl will do. Remanrratum'ia within quick and sure. Do
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not want# *hn~. Do not wait till to-morrow. Write to
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ROANOKE
COTTON PRESS.
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M / over in actual other presse*. at Doth Hundreds steam
nse Balew
f and horse power gis»
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p fer;-; Wood Wobks, ChattanoogvV
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■ til Complexion Beautified by
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Remedies for &11 Horse Diseases. Plates showing for
how to Tell the Age of Horses. Sent postpaid
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134 Leossrd St., N. Y. City.
Cf has taken the lffad In 1
the sales ot that class ot
dIts7 almost remedieff, aad has given
TO * uaiversoi sutisfn c
. Guaranteed - not te , tiwB,
cause Strfctors. MURPHY BROS,.
Paris, Tex
Jffdonljby the Cr has won the favor of
ImtChMikalSg. the ( 1 'ihiic arul now ranks
amonji the leading Medi¬
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Ohio. A. L. SMITH.
Bradford. Pa.
y RISC’S CURE FOR
USES WHERE AU EIRE FAILS. ’Ll
Beat Coagb Syrup. Tastes good. Use
in time. Sold hy druggisto. 3
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