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The Democrat.
A Livs Weakly Paper on Live Issues
Published Every Wednesday Morning,
at Crawfordville, Ga.
X. Z. Andrews, Proprietor.
RATES OF SUBSCRIPTTOir:
Single Single Copy, Copy, (one (six months,) year,) . . . 9 t oo
. -1 M
Single Copy, (three months,) ... so
fSB~ Advertising rates liberal. BOOK
and JOB PRINTING a specialty. Prices
to suit the times.
Hotel Cards.
J^UtiUSTA HOTEL,
CORNER OF BROAD AND SIXTH STS.,
AUGUSTA, GEORGIA.
Telegraph Conveniently office located in the building to business, with
, and South
era Express Co. Office next d< dor to Hotel
Buildin _ng. Rooms superior to any in the
citv. Table supplied with the best the mar¬
ket affords. Also Livery Stable connected
with the Mouse.
Special MURRAY rates to Commercial Travelers.
A BOYLE, Proprietor*.
T» RUCK’S HOTEL,
X> OPPOSITE PUBLIC SQUARE.
ABBEVILLE, S. C.
This house has Just been thoroughly re¬
fitted and newly furnished, and Is conven¬
ient to the Depot. Good sample rooms for
Commercial Travelers.
C. E. BRUCE, Proprietor.
QLINARD HOUSE,
CLAYTON STRKET, NEAR POST-OFFICE,
ATHENS, GEORGIA.
Rooms all carpeted. Good sample rooms
for Commercial Travelers.
A. D. CLINARD, Proprietor.
j^£APP GREENESBORO, HOUSE,
GA.
I have now taken charge of the above
named Hotel, already so renowned for con¬
venience, comfort and neatness, and I
Pledge reputation myself bv keeping to keep it up t£bie to its high
With, the best the market my affords, supplied
attention
to the comfort of my guests, and politeness
to all. My charges "will in all cases be equal
and reasonable. By this coarse of conduct
I hope to merit and receive a liberal share
of the public patronage. A trial is solicited.
Ja.n.l7.1879.t-o-o L. AGREE.
RATIONAL ATLANTA, HOTEL, GEORGIA,
E. T. WHITE. Proprietor.
This House is now complete with its im¬
provements, viz. : The addition of a third
story, capacity giving thirty-three seventy-five additional rooms,
now more, with every¬
thing improvements. fresh and bright and all the modern
Being situated near the Depot and con¬
venient to the business houses. The Na¬
■offers tional, newly renovated and refurnished,
ing Public. superior inducements to the Travel¬
Kates, $2.90 per day. Special robes for
longer time.
fjpiIK GLOBE HOTEL,
COKMXR EIGHTH AND BROAD STKKETS,
AUGUSTA, GEORGIA,
Is csntrally located, and within five nyn
utes’ walk, of all the principal Business
ings, Mouses, Union Banks, Post Offico, House, Public Telegraph Build¬
Express Depot, Opera
’Offices and Office.
•f Streetcars the city pass vicinity, the door, goiugtoall five parts
and every minutes
during The the day. Is supplied with the
House ail con¬
veniences of a a first-class Modern Hotel,
and is especially well located, ami provided
with all convenient facilities for Commer¬
cial Travelers carrying samples.
bells. Each Telephone room connected attachment with the with office by
the city
and Summerville in the office for the accom¬
modation of guests.
G. S. ATKINSON A SONS, Trop rs.
Feimerlyof Clemens House, Danville, Ky.
Railroad Notices.
Oeorgia Railroad
-AMD
BANKING Co.
Augusta, Superintendent's Ga., Nov. 5th, Office, 1880 )
. )
/qOMMENClNU the following passenger SUNDAY, schedule 7th instant, will
be operated:
WO. 1 WEST—DAILY. NO. 2 EAST—DAILY.
Lt. Augusta 9215;a m Lv.Atlanta 535B33S
“ Macon 7:00 a m “ Athens a
“ Milledg’U 8:58|a m “
“ W’sh’i’n 10:45 aim Ar
Ar.C'f'dv’U 12:31pm “ . r p! ,
: Athens 3:30 p m “ Macon 6
- Atlanta 5:45Dm “ A ugusta 3 p,
NO. 3 WEST—DAILY, NO. 4 EAST—DAILY.
SS-3-0 . Atlanta 8:45mm 3X)lla|ni
Lv. Cr’f’v’ll ........
Ar. Atlanta
|4T No connection to or from Washing¬
ton on SUNDAYS.
S. Superintendent. K. JOHNSON, E.R. Pass’cer DORSEY,
Gen. Agent.
Ala y2,1879.
Magnolia Passenger Route.
Tort Royal & Augusta Railway, I
rpHE FOLLOWING Augusta, Ga., SCHEDULE July 17, 1880 . j
JL will be
operated, on arid after July 18, 1880:
"GOING SOUTH. ! GOINGNOStST"
Train No. 1. Train No. 2.
Lv ioTo5pm ___ LvP’TRoy’l _
ArE'.lenton Augusta Lv 11.15pm
11.49 pm Beaufort 11.33pm
Ar Allendale 1.36am Ar Yemass ee 1.15am
Ar Y*emasse 3.35 am L v Char lest on 9 .00 pm
,
Lv Yemassee 4.00am LvJ’sonv’lle 5.30pm
Ar Savannah 7.50-am A.r Savannah 9.00 am
Lv Savannah 4.30pm ^y Savannah 10.00pm
Ar J ksonv 111; 7.50am Ar Yemassee 2.00 am
AjC harleston 8,40am ii, v Yamossep. 2 15 am
.
Lv Yemassee 4.15 am Lv Allendale 4.1oam
Ar Beaufort 5.4$am Lt Ellenton 6.01 am
Ar Port R oyal 6.05am Ar Augusta 7.17 a m
GOING SOUTH-—Connections made with
Georgia Beaufort, Railroad for Port Savannah, Charles¬
ton, and Royal. Also, with
Central Railroad for Charleston, Beaufort
and GOING Port Royal. NORTH.—Connections
made with
Charlotte Columbia A Augusta Railroad
for Railroad all points for Atlantis North, and East with Georgia
and the West. Also,
with South Carolina Railroad for'Aiken
and points on. Dm- of said Road.
WOODRUFF SLEEPING CARS of the
operated most improved style and elegance will be
AUGUSTA by this SAVANNAH, line only, BETWEEN
AND without
change. checked
•Bag gage through.
Through tickets for sale at Union
Depot Ticket Office, Augusta, Ga., and at
all principal Ticket Offices. ®
R. O FLEMING
General Superintendent.
^ D—TaNT, _
-* .2'
Geaeral Pizrmper Ager* *•« 32. t -i
Yol. 4.
Political Announcements.:
___________ 1
TO THE VOTERS OF TALIAFERRO
EDWARD KEATING offers himself as a
candidate for the office of Sheriff at the
coining election, and that he will receive a
hearty support from the voters of the coun- !
ty is the desire of MANY CITIZENS.
to THE voters of Taliaferro,
for J.W.DARRACOTT the office will be a candidate |
of Tax Collector at the ap¬
proaching election, and that he will receive
a hearty support from the voters of Talia¬
ferro is the desire of
MANY FRIENDS.
TO THE VOTERS OF TALIAFERRO.
T. A. CLEMONS will be a candidate for
the office of Tax Collector at the approach¬
ing election, and that he will receive a
hearty support from the voters of Talia¬
ferro is the desire of HIS FRIENDS.
TO THE VOTERS OF TALIAFERRO.
THOMAS J. STEWART will be a can¬
didate for the office of Tax Collector at the
approaching election, and that he will re¬
ceive a hearty support from the voters of
Taliaferro is the desire of
MANY CITIZENS.
FOR TAX COLLECTOR.
The undersigned announces himself a
candidate for the office of Tax Collector
at the ensueing election, and begs the
support of his friends.
JACKSON GORHAM.
Nov.l7,’B0.t-d.
Pianos, ORGANS $125 P 14 Heeds, Stops, only 4 Sets $05.
up. aper free. Address
Daniel F. Beatty, Washington, N. J.
FSS. JS $45 TO $100
Per month, during Fail and Winter, in
formation, every county. with Interesting full particulars, ami valuable in¬
free. Ad¬
dress, Philadelphia, at once, J. C. McCukdy A Co.,
Fa.
E. B. TREAT,
Publisher of First-class Subscription Books,
gives steady employment to Agents and
all trated seeking circulars a change in business. Illus¬
of new Books and proof
that 8150 per month is made, sent on appli
cation.
TVTEW AND ATTRACTIVE STYLES
Ay now ready.
MASON & HAMLIN Organs
BEST CABINET OR PARLOR ORGANS
in tlffi Wkrld, winners of highest distinction
at every great World’s Exhibition for thir¬
teen $500 years. Prices, 551, For $57, $oe, $84, $io»,
to and upward. easy payments,
*6.38 a quarter and upward. Catalogues
free. MASON & HAMLIN ORGAN CO ,
154 Trcinont St., BOSTON ; 46 East 14th St.
(Union Square),NEW YORK ; 149 Wabash
Avenue, CHICAGO. 4lw4
halt w THE NEW FOOD ^
k irfrss
rpHERE JL Life Sustaining is no greater Principle Blood Producer in the world and
of foods or medicine than MALT BIT¬
TERS, Hops prepared Quinine. from Unfermented Matt,
and They feed the body and
the brain, enrich the blood, solidify the
cheer bones, the harden mind, the perfect muscles, quiet the nerves,
the stomach and bowels, digestion, the regulate
cleanse liver
and kidneys, and vitalize with NEW LIFE
every tions similarly fluid of the named. body. Beware of imita¬
Look for the COM¬
PANY'S SIGNATURE, which appears
everywhere. plainly on the MALT label of BITTERS every Itottle. Sold
COMPA
NY., Boston, Mass. 41 w4
GRAY’S SPECIFIC MEDICI-VE.
TRAD! MARST he Urea t TRADE MARK
English Hem
zf Seminal Weak- Mm*
awKtsf ness, Sperma- VAaV
JKMk torrhea, Impo- all iFti HITfai
tency, and Gwua “
diseases that
kialt TAim*.follow, as a AFTER TAKIRI.
sequence of Lassitude, Self-Abuse ; as Loss of Memory,
Universal Dimness Pain in the Buck,
of Vision, Premature Old Age,
and many other Diseases that lead to In¬
sanity or Consumption, and a Premature
Grave.
which Full desire particulars send in our by pamphlet, mail to
we to free
every one. t&T The Specific Medicine is
sold by all druggists at $1 per package, free by or
six .1 packages for of $5, the or will be by sent addressing.
mai on receipt money
THE GRAY MEDICINE CO.,
Mechanics’ Block, Detroit, Mich.
X3B~ Sold in Crawfordville and every
where by all druggists.
Nov.21,1879.i-v.
A CARD.
Augusta, Ga., December 10,1873.
To my Friends and, the Public :
sss-ts J£X8 zl 3K&
SmS'iJS^itSTtSSmMSS terms’?
to my care I shall attend regularly each
term of the Superior Courts in the Augusta
Circuit; also, Warren and Glascock, of the
Northern Circuit, and Washington and Jef
ferson, of the Middle Circuit.
I ask aH roy friends to give my successor
fair trial arid earnest support.
January,1879. \VM. GIBSON.
LANDRETHS 1
1784111111881 lorae and pBot*. Oldest <**4
mod ezzetHiv*
» DAVID GrrAc^rair. UJWftSTH :Tu Zfnit4d State*. 4c
OCt.27,’80.j-y.
At C M^ers. the best Calico for 6c
The Democrat.
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CRAWFORDVILLE, GEORGIA, WEMESDAY, DECEMBER 1, 1880. No. 48.
J. A.
T ° ^ FUMK »™aferrO County,
I am permanently settled in Sharon
* nd safe in assuring the FARMERS
and P ubllc Generally, that they may, in
the future consider my Store one of the
of the place, and with a
view of benefitting you as well as myself,
«*“ J out attention to a few
facts in relation to , my business.
I KEEP EVERY IMPLEMENT OR
TOOL NEEDED in cultivating a crop,
such as Plow stocks, Plow Hoes, Weed¬
ing Hoes, 4c., 4c.
Family Groceries,
CORN, MEAT, OATS, LARD, FLOUR, MEAL,
SYRUP AND MOLAS¬
SES, SUGAR, COFFEES, CHEESE,
RICE, SODA, GR1TTS, PEPPFR,
SPICE. GINGER 4c. Tn fact every¬
thing needed for home consumption at
bottom prices. I keep Saddles, Briddles
and Collars,
Buggy & Wagon Harness.
Our stock of Tinware, Crockery,
Wooden and Willow Ware and Hard¬
ware is Complete,
1)RT GOODS.
My stock of DRY GOODS is much
larger and cheaper than ever before.
Prints from I5c up. Blankets from SI
up. Shawls from a 25 cent breakfast
shawl to the beat. Jeans, from 15c up.
Shirts of all grades.
Boots & Shoes.
IIATS AND OAFS FROM THE
CHEAPEST TO THE BEST.
I have a lot of Bedsteads, In fact I
have anything you want at responsible
prices. Come and examine,
HIGHEST PRICES PATH FOR
COTTON AND COUNTRY PRO¬
DUCE.
J. A. KENDRICK
Sharon, Ga.
Nov.l7,’80.t-f,
“ No lady should lie without It.'’ —Ship
pensburg (7V>.) Chronicle.
«F CHEAPEST AND BEST. JB
PETERSONS MAGAZINE
FULL-SIZE PAPER PATTERNS!
Itf/'A SurPLKMKKT wilt he given in every
number for 1881, containing a l utl-Klse pat¬
tern for a lady’s or child’s dress. Every sub¬
scriber will receive, during the year, twelve
of these patterns, worth more, alone, than
the subscription price.
Pltkrson’s Magazine is the best and
cheapest of the ladies’ books. It gives more
for the money, and combines greater merits,
than any other. In short it has the
(test (Engravings, Meat Coisred
Fashions, Best Dress Patterns, Best
Original btoriet, Work-Table Pat¬
terns, llcst Music, Etc., Ill 1>.
Its immense circulation and long estab¬
lished reputation enables its proprietor to
distance all introduced, competition. In issoa be New improved Fea¬
ture was which of will
on in 1881, being a scries
Splendidly Illustrated Articles.
The stories, novelets, <fcc. in " Peterson ’’
are admitted to be the bust published. All
the it. most In popular about female writers contribute stories
to 1881. Kifl original
will be given, and in addition Six Copy¬
right Novelets, by Ann S. Stephens, Frank
Lee Benedict, Jane G. Austin, Mary V.
Spencer, humorist, Sidney the Trevor, author and Josiali that inimita¬
ble of “ Allen’s
Wife." Thu
Colored Steel Fashion Hates
lu “ Peterson ” are ahead of all others.
These plates are engraved on steel, twice
the usual size, and are unequalled for beau¬
ty. Household They will and be other superbly receipts colored. articles Also, on
; in
Art Embroiderp, Flower Culture ladies. ; short
everything interesting to
Terms (Always in Advance $2.00 a Year
KTUNPARARALLELED OFFERS TO
CLUBS.JH
2 Copies Copies for $3.50.—With a costly Gran’fath- steel eti-
3 for 4.50.—graving, “
4 Copies for 86.50.—er Tells Of York-
6 Copies for 0.00.—town,” (24 x 20) or
5 Copies for SR.OO.—an Illustrated Album,
7 COpics for 10.50,—quarto, gilt, for get¬
ting up the Club.
With an extra copy of the Magazine for
1881, the as Club. a premium, to the person getting
up
With both an extra copy of the Magazine
for 1881, and the picture, or Album, to the
person getting up the Club.
For Larger Clubs Still
Greater Inducements!
Addreus, post-paid,
CHARLES J. PETERSON,
306 Chestnut St., Philadelphia, Pa.
tSTSpccimelis get sedt gratis, if written for,
to up clubs with.
(I*C Outfit sent free to those who wish to
engage In the most pleasant and prof
i ,«;«*«»• Many nc—
'“t fortunes at the Z business. ace - MaD Ladies / , are ®*£
: If “ u ’ :h a * meD - a R. d \’ 0Y S *“<}, guU
pay 0De wl ‘o is , willing to
™ rk lad 111 makc ’, “ 0I »ev every duv
j i„? ? at aavordinary
n can tQ *
employmmit. , Ihose who engage at once
S' 11 a =hort road to fortune Address
H Hallett & Co., Portland, Maine.
Nov 4.’80.j-V.
$100 A MONTH meet to a .> Loan
or v.wa.ijo'iF'*»' |rDigOlJ w&aija CrjOilYJOD'le^l, AGENTS Sind »*i«, for C*fcU out
HUHitlA iM'.'i f
! NEW BOOK vHSSS
fesod tor circular* ad Virens Ai%-, U>( Jh*. People t
Hawaii it aca Grand fox I'rrmiuuin. Oriy
7**r. T. W. £*otp:» 1r*c *Uicp, or ?, tn octJw for JO c*ot».
1UA 4I k 1W- 4J rjL «r OaiaMe. Ltr
uwfies ’ Fixer Ties n'dfrit C.MUIXS'
HELP offered, thereby 57S2TJ&BKBEI; ;
always keeping poverty
from your door. Those who always take
advantage of the good chances for making'
money wealthy, that are offered, generally become 1
while those who do not improve
wen chances remain in poverty. We want
many for men, right women, boys and localities. girls to work
ns in their own The
business will pay more than ten times or
dinary outfit wages. We furnish an expensive !
and all that you need, free. No one
wh< engages fails to make money very
rapidly. to the work, You can only devote yonr your spare whole moments. time j
or 1
Full information and all that is needed sent
free. Address Stinson & Co., Portland,
Maine. Nov.l,’80.j-y.
TP ACjE 1
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From having Macon, Ga„ March 31, 18 TB.
been intimate a number of
years with the proprietors of “Swift's Sy*
phllitic Specific ” I have known much of its
tuai.ufacture and use. There are men in
this community—well known citizens—who
we» ■ victims in early life to Syphilis, the
most terrible curse that ever afflicted the
human family, and who have taken the S.
S. S, medicine, and are now, to all appear¬
ances, and in their own belief, as free from
taint of disease as the first man, fresh from
the hands of his Maker. Delicacy of course
forbids their public recommendation of this
medicine, tie privately but I those am allowed to refer the seep
to who will indorse every¬
thing that can be said In its favor. Being
professional I y much opposed to indorsing
or dies, rtonmmcnding nostrums or secret reme¬
it Is with hesitation that I attach my
name to this article ; but I know whereof I
•peat, when I say that our science 1ms not
mad,' SWjfltic public Specific” a combination the equal to “Swift’s indi
lor purpose
caenr The greatest boon the thousands government
could bestow on hundreds of of
Its Its Wizens would be to purchase this receipt
of proprietors, and make it public for
the benefit of the present and all coming
os aerations.
T. L. M.YS.SKNIIU1U5, Ph.G.
THE SWIFT .SPECIFIC COMPANY', Pro¬
prietors, Atlanta, (In.
Cali for a copy of “Young Men’s Friend.’’
Sold Imre l>.v Dr. 11. S. Smith.
Ilu,. Rankin A Lamvh Atlanta Ga,
Wholesale Agents. Apri!2S,!870.j-y.
■i
- ?
OheyliVE
Is made from a Simple Tropical Leaf of
Rare Value, and Is a POSITIVE Remedy
for all the diseases that cause pains in the
lower Headaches—Jaundice—Dizziness, part of the body—for Torpid Gravel, Liver—
Malaria, Lives, and Urinary all difficulties of the For Kidneys, Female
and Organs.
Diseases, Monthly Menstruations, and dur¬
ing Pregnancy, it has no equal. bloOd, It restores
the organs that make tho and hence
is tl»» hast Uluod FurlHer. It is the, only
kllOWU remedy that euros Bright’s Disease.
For Diabetes, use (earner’s Hale Diabetes
Cure.
$1.25 For Sale by bottle. all Druggists Largest and bottle Dealers in the at
market. iter H. WARNER A
Try it. II.
CO., Rochester, N. Y r . Noy.lu,'80.n-m.
••
fiS.tM'y'.
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Sitters
Nerve an Injunction on Diaease.
By invigorating a feeble physique, constitution,
renovating a debilitated anil en¬
riching a thin and innutritious circulation the fin¬
witli Ilostetter's Stomach Bitters,
est, the most highly sanctioned, and the
meet popular tome and preventive in ex
istance.
For sale by all Druggists and dealers gen¬
erally. Nov.lti,’80.j-u).
| I w "ft" OP ■rtttf.r.s' 111 “*»’
■ <* BMJaiaa. no* » Drink.)
{ * BCCUTJ contains yJANDEABA
j DANDELION,
uons 1 -tms. Ajro Best BlTT’V M ratcitQjrias
TIES or -MJ, OTHXA
THKY CURE
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lAvrr. hk-€t»lcMDefcs and ric\*/YO.’V a^cbjiocUJ’7 # n*.
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inn i* i»ei a (•*«(» tbcrv/il /vtonrF^
bel» -i tor so >tblDK impure Of iUjUTM'’’*
* on a 4 lu them.
Mtro-i for Uop filtiera trf
•Hem t-oloio jou sleep. Toko uu otbec.
|»I.C le an absoluteart'iirr^lEtlBiccure for
I:riicri-A.. JMr U«f; Of UzUkhCO
narcos
tzro FQM CiSlULAM. nm
All 4>-r# r'Ai by irvafafs
Herp Bitters yi'Z. C« fl«el>e«ier, ’J. ... * Toronto, OmC
The Democrat.
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all fractions of squares will be equated as
squares. Liberal deductions mad* on 'Can
tract Advertising.
Miscellaneous. i
-
The Bible.
Who composed the following descrip
tion of the Bible was never known. It !
was ^ ouu< n Westminster Abbey __ j
nameless and dateless,
A nation would be truly happy if it
were governed by no other laws than
those of the blessed book,
It is, so complete , . a system . ,, that noth
me can be added to it.
It contains everything needful to be
known or done. / ( i ,
It gives instruction to u senate, au¬
thority and direction to a magistrate.
It cautions a witness, requires an im¬
partial verdict of a jury, and furnish¬
es the judge with a sentence.
It sets a 4 husband as the lord of a
household and the wife as mistress of
the table—tells him how to rule and
now to manage her.
It eutitles honor to parents, and en¬
joins obedience on children.
It prescribes and limits the sway of
the sovereign, the ruler, and authority
of the master ; commands the subjects
to honor and servants to obey, and
promises the blessings and protection
of the Almighty to all who walk by its !
rules.
It promises food and raiment; and
limits the use of both.
It points out a faithful and eternal ]
guardian to the departing husband and I
father, tells him whith whom to leave
his fatherless children, and whom his j
widow is to trust—and promises a fath¬
er to the former and a husband to the
latter.
It touches a man to set his house in
order and know his will; it appoints a
dowry for his wife, and entails the right
of the first born and shows how the
young brunches shall ho left,
It defends the right of all, and reveals
vengence to every defaulter, overroacher
and tresspasser.
It is tlie first book and the oldest hook
in tlio world.
It contains tho choicest matter—
gives the best instruction—affords the
greatest pleasure and satisfactions that
was river enjoyed.
It contains the best laws and most
profound mysteries that over were pen¬
ned ; it brings the bent comforts to the
enquiring and disconsolate.
It exhibits life and immortality from
life everlasting, and shows the way to
to glory.
It is a brief recital of all that is to
come.
Is settles all matters in debate, re¬
solves ull doubts, and eases the mind
and conscience of all scruples.
It reveals the only living and true
God, and shows tho way to him, and
sets aside all other gods, and descrilics
the vanity of them who trust in such.
In short it is a hook of law, to show
right and wrong, a hook of, wisdom, that
condemns nil folly and makes the foolish
wise ; a book of truth, that detects all
lies and confronts all errors ; and a book
of life, that shows the way from ever¬
lasting death.
It contains the most ancient anti¬
quities, strange events wonderful occu¬
rences, heroic deeds, and unparalleled
wars.
It describes the celestial, terrestial
and infernal worlds, and origin of the
angel myriads, human tribes and devil¬
ish legions.
Triplet Maxims.
Three things to do—think, livo, and
act.
Three tilings to govern—your temper,
tongue, and conduct.
Three tilings to cherish—virtue, good
neess and wisdom.
Three tilings to lore—courage, gentle¬
ness and affection.
Three tilings to contend for—honor,
country and friends.
Three things to hate—cruelty, arro¬
gance and ingratitude.
Three things to teach—truth, indus¬
try and contentment.
Three things to admire—intellect,
dignity and gracefnlness.
Three tilings to like—cordiality, good¬
ness and cheerfulness.
Three things to delight in—beauty,
frankness and freedom.
Three things to avoid—idleness, lo¬
quacity and flippant jesting.
Three things to wish for—health,
friends and a conteuted spirit.
Three things to cultivate—good books,
good friends and good humor.
One Experience from Many.
“I had been sick and miserable so
long and had caused iny husband so
much trouble and expense, lio one seem
to know what ailed me, that I was
completely disheartened and discour¬
aged. in tiiis frame of mind i got a
bottle of Hop Bitters and I used them
unknown‘to my family. I soon began
to improve and gained so fast that my
husbind and family thought it strange
and unnatural but when I told them
! for what Hop had Bitters helped j me, long they said “Hurrah
may they prosper,
for they have made mother well and ns
itappy,”—The Mother. — Journal.
American Manners.
ms FIRST LOVK.
I remember
In Meeting September, you
We Sixty-two.
Both were of eating,
And the meeting us;
Accidental, Happened thus :
On the road
(Sentimental Episode),
I was gushing,
You were shy ,
You were blushing -
1 So was I;
•fto was smitten,
wore you
(All that's written
Hero is true);
Any Not money blc, ?
a
Itather funny,
Wasn’t it?
Vows we plighted—
How Happy delighted pair I
But People were '
your father—
To be sure—
Thought Premature; it rather
And your mother—
Strange to say—
Was another
In the way.
What a heaven
Vanished then
(You were seven,
1 was ten) !
That was many
Years ag«
Don'y let any
Body know.
A two foot rule—don't wear tight
shoes.
A mosquito always settles before he
presents tils bill,
A woman’s heart, like the moon, is al¬
ways changing, but there is always a
man in it.
Why is the money you are in the habit
of giving tothe poor like a new born
babe ? Because it is precious little,
From Adam they took a ribbone to
make fair woman. Fair woman lias
been made tip with ribbon over since.
An exchange remarks that girls who
hang their hair seem to he trying to
wear chin whiskers on their foreheads.
“O dear! I wish 1 was dead P ex¬
claimed a neglected Maiden. SIm had
heard that matches are made in haaveu.
Miinieti life ieoclits the acme o-" nip¬
piness when a woman can eat crackers
in bed without complaint from her hus¬
band.
“There’s many a slip ’twixt the cup
and the lip,” says the old proverb, and
how many of ns have experienced it*
hitter truth !’’
Balloonists say that when at the
height of two miles, they have heard
women culling over the hack fence to
borrow flatirons and starch.
In Texas there is a township called
Gin, and in it a town called Brandy, and
the name of tho post-otlico is Rummy.
No State (guild ask for anything belter.
“I rannot think," says Dick,
“Wlmt makes my ankles grow so thick.’’
“You do not recollect," says Harry,
“How great a calf they have to carry."
“Corsets are now decorated on the
outside,” says an exchange. All wrong.
Tho prettiest part of the corset should
he on tlio inside, and it should stay
there.
“Nothing,” says Colonel Forney, “so
quickly dries uu a woman’s tears as a
kiss.” Ladies who are about to weep
will please apply at this office. Consul¬
tation free.
An old bachelor, who particularly
hated literary women, asked mi autho¬
ress if she could throw any light on kiss¬
ing. “1 could,” said she, “hut it is bet¬
ter in the dark.”
“I think, dear, the dew lias com¬
menced failing,” lie said in his softest
accents. "Y’es,” she yawned, “I’ve
been hoping to hear adieu for sometime,
lie didn’t call the next evening.
Don’t speak nil at once, girls, His
Serene Highness, Prince Herman
Eugene Adolph Bernhard Franz Ferdi¬
nand August Von Saynevillensteiu
Ilolieiistein, is looking for a wife.
“Every time a person rejients he or
she is born again,” says the Scripture.
This accounts for some women of forty
just celebrating their twentieth birth
day. They repented twenty years ago.
A poet asks: “When I am dead and
lowly laid, And clods fall
heavy from the spade, who’ll think of
me?” Don’t worry. Tailors and shoe¬
makers have retentive memories, and
you’ll not be forgotten.
m * ** •
FATE or A JILTED BUTCHER.
i lie tried in drink to drown his cares.
And there found no relief;
But daily grew more woe-begone—
■ You
■ I never sausage grief.
A) .it his mory son! found rest,
Hi., sorrows now are o'er ;
No fickle 1 maid now troubles him —
j pork jviieher, he’s no more.
•Why,” asked a lady of our acq iairrt
a,,ce other day of her ljttle girt, “do
we pray God to give ns opr daily
bread?” “Why don't we ask for four
jays, or five days, or a week?” “Be
cause " e w <*nt ...... it fiesh .■* 1 she . replied. „
( j Edison will not be satisfied until ho
has discovered a better remedy for
Conghs Syrup and Colds than Dr. Bull’s siitceed* CongU
' We say he will aever