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About The democrat. (Crawfordville, Ga.) 1877-1881 | View Entire Issue (March 4, 1881)
'■ The ■ ~ Democrat. A Live VTewklv Taper on Live Issue* Published Every Friday Morning, at CrawfordviUe, G». M. Z. Andrews, Proprietor. BATES OF SUBSVRIPTIOy: SingleCupy, Single Copy, (one year,) ... S 1 50 (six months,) . . n Single Copy, (three months,) . . at and JOB Advertising PRINTING n rates liberal. HOOK teeait the times. a speeialty. Trices Hotel Cards. /~VL1NARD HOUSE, clxtto. eraacT, nxar post-office. ATHENS, GEORGIA. _ Rooms all „ carpeted. „ Good for Commercial Travelers. sample rooms A. 1>. CL!SARD, Proprietor. ■RATIONAL HOTEL, ATLANTA, GEORGIA, K, T. WHITE. Proprietor. This House is now complete with its im¬ provements, vix.: The addition of a third story, giving thirty-three additional rooms, capacity 'mizzzrz now seventy-fir. more, with every venient to the business houses. The Na tional-, newly renovated and refurnished, offers superior inducements to the Travel ing Public. Rates, g2.W per day. Special rates for laager time. rpHE GLOBE HOTEL, CORNER EIGHTH AND BROAD STREETS, AUGUSTA, GEORGIA, Is centrally located, and within five min utes' walk of all the principal Business Houses, Hanks, Post Office, Puhlic Build ing*. Union Depot,Opera House, Telegraph Oftk-es and Express Office. during -Tjr^ATTi&TiSS'ISa.'J.'S the day. The House is supplied with all the eon veniences of a a first-class Mi darn Hotel, and i* especially well located, and provided with all convenient facilities for Cummer rial Travelers carrying samples. Each room connected with the office Viy bells. Telephone attachment with the city and Summerville in the odioe furthr aeeuoi aiodation of guests. G. S. ATKINSON A SONS, Prop'r*. FoHuerl^Mjf^huncusJIousjOianviiie. Kv. Railroad Notices. Georgia Railroad BANKING -ANt Co. SUPEHINTENIIKNT'B OFFICE, 1 A cnrsTA, Ga., Nor .vth. Ikso, < pOMMENOING .7 the following passenger SUNDAY, schedule Tth invtant, wiL Be opera‘.1: WO. 1 WEST—KAII.T. SO. 2 EAST—HAII.Y Lv. Augusta S*:.V> a ill l,v. Atlanta 7:15 n in “ M n on 7:«K« a'jii 1 “ Athens ‘l:l. r > ;i m Mdle.lg ll K:5Ka m “ ("wfil'll lg ; :i:l p in " W'sli’i'n hi Ar Wasli'g'n »;in ;> ui Ay.< AI "I'dv'lt lu-n* 1 -J::;t p m ’• “ Milledg’R Maeoi) 4:4‘« p in K ;l;:w n m li:+r> p m At hint a fiil.i n hi “ Augusta :t:V7 ;> in SO. X WEST-—DAII.V. No. 4 EAST—PA! I.V. Lv. Augusta :,;4M p III |,v. Atlnnln k:4.-i p m l.v. « r'l 'v’ll p;,v.* pimAr. C'l'dv'll risitjv m Ar. At).-,uta .V;w»«mAr. Augusta 7:<xi ,t iu !--7~ No eonneethm toor from Washing t- i on SUNDAYS. ft. PitpcritttftiuliMit. jf. JOHNSON, E.R.'lHIRSRV. (iuu. I’asjtVfr Agriit. Ma V-M8TB. ».*. - .VlUkical llnuici Air ll.*|i|j Homes. Mute your homes musical, and liappi. ness will surely come. Nothing like Music to drive away cere and soothe the Iron hid breast. If you haven’t a ano or an Organ, get one. If you have one already, get some now Music, iiud tunc up. The best and rheapest way to get the Music is to subscribe to South/rn Mu/irol Journal and let it visit you monthly through 1881. It will only ieV cost $1.25, and eacli monthly r.mn 1 gives #1.00 worth of hcm.ttfni Music h ith \ ocal and llistriimeutal. Send your address and a fi cent )x>stage stamp to the i’lihlisliers. I.uddcn A Hates, Sa. vannah, Ga.. and they will mail you a xpecimen copy. LANDRETHS’ I / HA SEEDS "BEST * ■ w X n» a PtMtal Cord for Cste and Prioefi. The Oldest an d most extensive Sett I Qron-rr* in the United States. DAVID LANDKKTII Sc HON 8 vPuuda^ oct."J7,’80.j-y. Mba h n e r3 tUgffiZZB safe: * UeylivE ,wi cure: Is made from a Simple Tropical Leaf of Rare Value, and is a POtsITIVt-'. Kemedy for all the diseases that cause pains in the lower Headaches—Jaundice—Dizziness, part of the body—for Torpid Liver Malaria, and all difficulties of the Kidneys, Gravel, Liver, and Urinary Organs. For Female Diseases, Monthly Menstruations, and dur¬ ing Pregnancy, it has no equal. It restores the rr/ans vat make the blood, and hence jj tilt host i-lood Purifier. It is the only known remedy that cures Bright's Disease. For Diabetes, use Warner’s Safe Diabetes Care. For Sale by all Druggists and Dealers at ft.2ft per bottle. Largest is*ttle in the market. Try it. IT. II. WARNER A CO., Rochester, N. Y. Xov.lil,'Wl.n-in. At C. Myers, 4-4 Sheeting, 8c. a yard, ^4.11 those who have given it a trial will not be without it. It cures. l)r. Bull’s Cough Syrup <ST Compliments for 1881 extended to reader in another column by C, A. Davis & Co.. Urmteftboro', Ga, Yol. 5 . ORGANS’” Paper 54 STA 1 U U P- fret*. Addre>s Danikl >. Beatty. Washington, X. J. J*'™*™ ANTED ’^Tt^Tk all spring and summer. For particulars ad dress J. C. McCurdy A CO., Philadelphia ' Ta. THE KELISHOPTIli: WOULD I HALFORD SOLD „ AT ALL GROCERS. SAUCE! OTACJ^True"to*name S K |< I )S packets wfth V,.t L ja 'nest 1. New Yoik STE “* * S * -! i “HOMES IX TEXAS.” is THE TITI.E OP A Newly Illustrated Pamphlet tary Descriptive of <|ie country along and tribu¬ to the line uf the International A Great Northern Railroad, and contains a good countv map of the State. It also contains the names and ad dresses of Farmers and Planters in Texas who have Farms for Sale or and those who will want Farm Hands for next year. A ct.pv of this Imok will I* mailed free to those who desire reliable formation about Texas, upon application hy l"tt<T or |M>-tal card to .\LLEX AicC'OV, G-n'l Freight and Pass'r Agt., Palestine T xas. CEOR S.f.£*£. E * co.’ /' 'hint Hrtabls Circular HXJSEFb STUM ENfilNES/ • K. SCKXOXDEK 8T., . BALTDIOilX. m>. •Irf ^ , \ sad Water a. Wood Wcrklae , Ol . rar'CaSalacate I - — PARKER'S GINGER TONIC ! Dinger, Harks, Mandrake, Stilllagis ami 1 ,many other of the bc^t medicines known arc com-', ►hincd so skillfully in Parker's Gincek Tonic as ;to make it the greatest ^lood Purifier and the • • Beat Health and Str^^rth UcaCorcr erer used.. i ‘ Dowels, Lbkot, Lfv*r, Kidneys, Urinary and all Female Complaints, Organs If you are wastin ' aw.ty with Consumption or' ►any disease, use the Tonic to-day. No matter what < ‘your aymptoiuii may be, it, wiU^ ur dy help you. ' . licmem'ier! This Toniq cures drunkenn css, I i* the Best family Medicine ever made, entirely< relv ’different fr«>:n Bitters, Ginger Preparations aml‘ other Tonics, and combines t lie best curative prop-] - flic sof all Huy a 50 c. bottle of your dnir;;;i 1.1 ]None genuine Miscox without & Co., our Chemists, si^nati: ire New on outside York. 4 .wrapper. PARKER’S HAIR BALSAM The bnt an.l in >st eco nomicAl iiAir V rtti.bg T P /t tfwc.--.-. ,^.r , ; - « !• , ! 1 fife | j % , ■ j testimony oh dkuggis rs. ' v <? have been selling « Swift’s Syphilitic . (V', f jegard far f'’’," It sujie ^ have ’"rftWommestlWw! known - never of a single failure, ■ S. J. Casski.s, Thoniasvilh-, Ga. ! i L K. Greek A Go., Forsyth, Ga. IIcnt, Rankin & Lamah, Atlanta, Ga. i ► mio-kton, Samuels & Reynolds, At We have been Atlanta, using Ga., July l, 1x74. “ Swift’s Syphilitic Specific ” in the treatment of convicts for the last year, and believe it Is the unlif o r tain kmtWh rfmvhj that will effect a ptrma nmt curt of diseases for which it was recom¬ mended. Grant, Alexander & Co, •1.000 REWitKI), Will lie pai<i to any chemist who will find on analysis particle of one hundred bottles of S. S. S., one of mercury, iodide potassium, or any mineral substance. ; T1IE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY', Pro¬ prietors. Atlanta, Ga. Call fora copy of "Young Men’s Friend.” Sold here by Dr. 1LS. Smith. Hi nt Rankin & Lamah Atlanta Ga. Wholesale Agents. Ai>riI2H,IK70.j-y. 1,000 MILE TICKETS. Georgia Railroad Company, ) ] Office General Passenger Agent. /COMMENCING Au’Gl'sta, MONDAY, April stb, ts7!». , I this Company will 7tli inst., ) sell ONE THOUS¬ AND MILE TICKETS, good out main line ami branches, at TtVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS each. These tickets will be issued to individuals, firms or families, hut not to firms and families combined. E. It. DORSEY, May!), 1879. General I’assenger Agent. 7ke Si’s rest suit Vest ttf-dieine erer i I Aco» m bmation of Hops, Buchu, Wan- I ■ rfrakle ai " 1 Dandelion, iliOiT. with w ail tsicbe&Land jj ^aket*\the J.’iostcl uratiYe (sropt-rtidui of all a other Bitters, he greatest greatest Blood B 1 oo <2 Purifier, P Liver a tor* Atid Life am! JD aith iumtoring on BBBBRB earth, Va di^eMec'V an poasibly lonir «*n 5 t where flop I Bittci vare na\ed^o k od m vaiioi varica iuxil ixud pcrlecV pcj'iecv arc-tutsir ar.- tneir ope: 'on&TBflA 'XU%totsl‘A:ijoj::t: Til-7 7 - to?'iwc.ose horV-<». elir'ii.T.-rtn-s T 5 <ms rr irr^-ila.. ’ j ! ’ottheUcw, AppetlzeML' ; ^' 7 andmiU18t» or ' ft j I gulrcan 1 1 *® M1 aio*i Hop Bitterd am ****** without into ' I TB’tik Seating. r • KwiodUer what yonr feW’Wn^ or rympt 'a* I are w)iat the disease ->r adiwneuc Is uk Hop l it* K ters. Twm'k w*it until you but if you j only feel bad cr t.iem at once, j It nJty gave your Lf«-. a Vc d & •tndredn. $500 will be Y Id '1 can?- ^t° they erfll p>t I cure or help. Do no* ruffer : ’* 1 your friend* ■ | *uiTer,*rit use and unrn Hop ** a Itemc*nher, Hop Bitter* is c lit/' A *. ■ drunken no.stram. but the “HSVaLIW^^r. n t Medicin e ev er yoa»!c : the * JDl» fl and HOPE** f.r.d do p« rsem or family should be without th« m. ■Fi'f ■—g D.I.C.» ,lin and frresistlnlM ourel forlftnnlecnn ??,n*#n's>pia>n, bv ’Ttfr-ri i'>'*acco J narcotics. AUu*,M o t*. S^nd for Circular. Hop ffUt-e* film. Co., Jf RwhoflfrN.Y jn(ITf>»nrh. (*• ♦. yi l-arlii Fancy Tie-at 23ets C. MYERS’. The Democrat CRAWIORDVILLE, GEORGIA, FRIDAY, MARCH 4 , 1881 . I SitMAMlSTLT KIDWMT DrStJLfXt, livxm coxrunrrs, COFSTIPA TIQI sad PUIS. i, * hu rur.-d t-ur. iGn»nj inaaz T«7_ba<I ogtel IUN «( PUm, ■>« b*a Netoon FAtrchild, of St Albans, Vt.«7t *11# of ftrioaKaa raloa. After raito—n r.ar* of rreat ■afferiQK from Ml* PUm nnd CoKlTcaeu II tom ftlHelr rnmd ♦ C. A Uocaboti, of Serkahlra uft. “One park, in.----- HI EITtlEB LltjUIB OK PST FORK ; "FsMiWl I Bofniw, It net. On th. UVKB, BOWELS am KIUNF-TS at the haul, tim.. Because it cleanaes th« syuteai ofthupoiMB* oub humors that develops in Kidnty und Vet* nary Di*eese*, BiUouaneea, Jaundice, Conati pation, Piles, or In Uheumatiwot, Kewrmlcin * Nervou* Diitrtcrs and Female Complaints. ^ V ut ur> 1 VrJ ^ Form, io — V or tin *idU'kaKe of which makfe^k * t w quart-, of ructlh !:^. I UTMno in Liquid Farm,very Ceaeeatiqtal. rrtor the copventcn co of thoflo that cannot ty readily prepare tt. It actswttht^tg l t0 cien e V iy <«* eOKrr /orm. GET IT AT THE DRUGGIST*. PRICE,$1.©© i WKLL8, BITHA KPSOX4 CO., **•»*•, ' (Win eend the dry pert-paid.) (nm«r«y, TT. * ! m Dec. 15, ’80.j-v. J. A. KENDRICK To the Farmers of Taliaferro County. . I am permanently settled in Slmroo and tee 1 safe in assuring (he I new of benebttmg you as well as myself, I will call your attention to a few J facts I KEEP in relation EVERY to iny IMPLEMENT business. TOOL NEEDED in cultivating a crop, such as Plow stocks, Plow Hoes, ing Hoes, Ac,. £c Family Groceries^ rolls' .... "v' YRlPt^h . , XltVlAS O YT it, 8 UFl>:k.S, EESE^ 8ES, SL'G SODA’, A ( (IHITTS,’ CH I'KPpVlt’ Hlt'E, SPICE, GINGER Ac. In fact Ilimg tiec,led for borne coi;su«".f ion Imtlom prices. I kee;> Saddles, ami Collars, Buggy & Wagon Harness Our stock of Tin whip, frnel nrr, oodvn Htnl illow H'zru und Hard ware is C-umpMc. DRY GOODS. My stock of DRY' GOODS is much larger mid clte:i|ier than ever In-fore. Prints front 15c up. lllankcts front 81 up. Shawls front a 25 cent breakfast slmwl to the liest. Jeans, from lho up. Shirts of all grades. Boots & SJioes. HATS AND CAPS FROM THE CHEAPEST TO THE BEST. I have u lot of Bedsteads, In fact I have anything you want at responsible prices. Come and examine. HIGHEST PRICES PAID FOR COTTON AND COUNTRY PRO¬ DUCE. J. A. KENDRICK Sharon, Ga. Nov.l7,’80.t-f. r //. f- R" . W h> fc.j E-'-SJ*.' i i. 4 CfLEBbATtl) r imZ' f W': r . ■ -> -. 1 ■ / . K..: —*1, • . ..-.-s.';-;,, • • - • ©TOSIACH 1 i e-.H**' T liere is no civilized nation in the XVi-st Hemisphere in which the utility of Hos Stomach Ritters as a tonic, correc and anti-bilious medicine, is not knod-n and appreciated. While it is a med¬ for all seasons and all climates, it is suited to the complaints gen bv the weather, heing the purest best vegetable stimulant in the world. For sale by Druggists and Dealers, to apply for Ilostetter’s Almanac for t k v THE NEW YORK THIS OBSERVER YEAR. Larses and Bps family Paper in the World. 8e*d tor waaiple Copy—Free. "kfjpstt v/-|pv Ancti’Di/irD 37 Park Row Yew iG”j-sy, York “No lady should be without t > ‘ pensburg (Pa.) Chronicle. m -^ cheapest and bf^t. m Poetrv. Lina D» Tlt*atXTT-*IKTn AXMIVKHSAHT OF THE B1KTM OF BOK. lUUVHmi H. srei’UKNS t CifKl Afit I lx**, I SSI. bt o. w. Sixty and nine years have come, ami rolled •way. the Since great Georgia Commoner first saw the light of day. With a himself body frail and slender, be has made a name Which will shine forever bright on the Ns tiou's roll of fame. Forty long winters of public life be has And fm Ms* Country's good he has always nobly striven. i With Play, Calhoun, and Webster, and oth ers of the great. He has met in friendly counsel, and on the floor of his high' debate. : His wisdom, eloquence, and patriotic zeal 1 lave all been freely consecratvd to the ' privatsTife III. and character are stainless. and as bright As Hermon's dews, in sacred song, on an ci.nt tuouatain height. To educate young teen of worth, in science ■ and in art, lias always Im an object dear, to his ex I aiiMte heart. The widow's aati and orphan s cry lizvt caught his listening ear, And won from him ten thousand gifts, and i many s pitying tear. The southern black man in his hut has Itcard hit deeds of lov". And on his knees has sought for him a blessing from above ; While school boys at their desks, and old mru tottering to their fall, In prose and song this «tra!n prolong the "Sage of Liberty Hall.’’ Millions of friends throuirhout the land 1 hearts and voices raise To gracious Heaven tu mercy kind tolength setting sun. Echruary llth, Washington. 1>. C., lust. Miscellaneous. He Obeyed Orders. It was just this side of Detroit that a man ent * r *^ took a seat, and devoted his att*ntion to the morning | j l»wt'.„ After and a touched time tha him conductor gently c*ma shoulder,but nloug on the without effect. I , ,ie tappeel . ... th* passenger on the arta, but , lhclr “ «■»» »«» response, audtl.e ufflclsl ; »•» ; The traveler , lookvd , , wearily .. from . up i liia paper, aid sai j : "l haven't sny ticket.” "I/.iuey, then," said the conductor, •‘1 haven’t any money.” "You niust[gel off at the next elation. "I will,” was theeubmiseivo r«»;>onse, ail d the conducter passed along. 1 lio train stopi>ed at the next station, started again, and was bowling along at thirty Utiles au hour, when the conductor again cane through, and saw the trave hr on the same seat as bofors. "I told you to get out of this car,” . he said, somewhat sternly. i "You did." "Why didn't you do it V” “I did,” "And then got on again ?” “Now look here, tny friend, I don't want any more of this nonssnse. Get out of the car at the next station, snd stay out. You hear me !" Again the train stopped and again it started, and again, hut, in another car, tha conducter fouud tlm self-same truvelei, as calm as a June morning. “You here again lie asked. “Yes." “Didn't I tell you to get off this train and stay off “No.” “I did.” “No; you told me to get out of that car and stay out, and I did.” tor, “Now, listen my to me, friend,” and said mind the you conduc- do just | what I tell you. At the next station - get off this train and stay off. I)o just , what I tell you, or you will get into ! trouble.” “Agreed,” said tha travelsr, and the conductor passed on. Again the train stopped and started, and again the traveler turned up on the j train. The conductor was just reaching for the bell rops to stop the train and eject .... him Jiumtuarily, . ,, when , ... tbc traveler , gtsyed his hand, "I obeyed orders,” he said. “You told me to do just as you ordered. I got out, and stayed out until you said “All aboard!” Then I got aboard for I didn’t want to $et into trouble, you " i The conductor gave him his hand, j and it was noticed that, later in the day, they ate together ID the dining car, and’ ate heartily.— boston Transcript. - • Write to Mrs. Lydia E, I’inkaam fi tslsrs Avenue, Lynn, Mass., for names of ladies that have lieeu restored to perfect health hy tlm use of her Vko table Compound. It is a positive cure for the most st ubboni cases of fe mala weakness- Xo. 9 . The Wolf land the Hare A Fable. One day as a hare was pursuing her way through the forest she was overtak¬ en by a wolf, who had no sooner come in sight than ha called out : •‘Hy what right do you walk in this path .......* «■. wuu <*» humbly replied the hare. "Sup|>ose it is. You am nothing but • hare, while 1 am a wolf. It is your business to follow ou behind me, if you want to g>» nr wav How it looks !m see a big, strong wolf following a weak and cowardly bare likejyou.” " Very !U,, " ercd “.e hare, who dared , not dispute for fear of being still worse used, The wolf was in no hurry. Indeed, he did not care to travel that way at all, except to humiliate his weaker ueighbor. As ha passed along at a slow gait lie Wk ov,r l “* * l,oul,|er “ B<1 oU ""' ed: “Duu't keap so near m.'. If we meet anybody l don’t care to have them think we arc traveling in company. It is only ! aB *« ... l <« condescension that I allow you ! to travel this |>ath at all.” Tlie hart fell back a few feet further. feeling that any dispute would result to the advantage °t the wolf. They had j not proceeded tar w lieu the wolf suddeli ly uttered a bowl of surprise and pain, and as the hare came up ho was rolling over the ground, w t o. big fore fact fast in it trap. ‘*U»I(».’ help.V shoiiteil the wolf. "ltul 1 mu. nothin;' but a bare," re¬ plied the other. How it would loak to see a weak and cowardly hare rushing to the assistance of a big, strong wolf 1" "I shall be liehl Imre until the hunter ednirs to knock uic on the head !’* moan¬ ed the wvlf. "If you had permitted me ta goon my way u< |H-acc l should liavo been first at the trap," answered the hare. "Yes, but * please do something for mo!” "Pd be glad to, small and weak as 1 am, but if any body should come along 1 don’t earn to have them Hunk we are traveling m Jcompany 1 Tra-la, Mr. Wull'!" 1 r mohal: , „ j There Is never H A .rc tinmlo put | >infc -J-,,, k|<;k llt lUy l0My , drive a grocer's delivery wi.gon | row.-- Detroit Fr,t Vn,*. A Competent Juror. Lawyer - Have you any l,x«l opinion i.hiuit unythiiig Y Juror—No. Iaiwjer—If,-a murder were coainlt ted before yonr eyes, and ii were prev¬ m li.at t* u did not see it, would you clear tha prisoner on such proof f Juror— You, indeed. Lawysr—Is your mind so jiorous Ihat it can lcadi out all pastfact memory, im prsuion snd sense of justioe ? Juror-—It can. Lawyer—Would you acknowledge on due evidence that you were not yourself, but some body elss ? Juror—l would. Lawyer—Are you sure, without due legal proof, that it is 1 who is speaking t 0 you now •» Juror—I am not. Lawyer—You assume that tliis is the year IfiHO A. I)., but you ar# open to con viction, on due m:d auificient evideuca, that it may be 1S80 It. C., do you not Y Juror—I do. Lawyer—You are of the masculine gender. Juror—I ant. Lawysr—But no due sad suftlclsut evidence being produced, von would even, in this respect, to willing toad mit you might to mistaken ? Juror--! might. Lawyer—Swear this gentleman. He i, n j uror we i„ 11>f bitvo * oll;{ | lti alld mourned because w* found him not. No Wife Ever Could. An application for divorce on the ground of cruelty. The first witness was Mrs. R<() | inKSl(lll< ,. “What is your name, madam ?” asked b#r lawyer . », Watrica Rollmgetone." “Maiden natim ?” “Boneset.” “Has your husband treated you cruel p?” “Yes, sir.” “In wliat res|»ect ?” “He said I could not make mince pios like his mother.” “What resemblance doe* t lie defend ant’s mother bear to a mince pie ?" in quired the Court. Oh, l meant that he said I couldn’t make as good pies ns his mother could.” •I^t the divorce be granted,’’ said the Jud «®'Chietujo Tribune. To look upon a bright, beautiful Baby and remember that the on!y medicine it ever takes is Dr. Bull’s Baby Syrup, cor tainly converts another family to the use of tht remedy. The Democrat. aovuiTi*ivti Kttet: i One Square, fir«t $ M One One Square, Square, eachautMe<|uentiaa> three rt*ua SS worn ha t a# One Square, twelve months \ •9*1 3 Quarter Column, twelve month month* . Half Column twelve . . One Ceiumn twelve asontle . . * n We have ne all fractions of wilt fee squares, Liberal d edu rtl.es tract Advertising. American Mannefi When is a literary work like f When it In volu What la an old lady ta the middle e« the river like f Like m be dnHMMtf. of fear | 0Ter AH smelt that ends nrtils -The' only j thillg to wllich , b of ^ u ^ orj4ll I It . la absurd , . to . soppoaa „ that , g can speak above his breath, hie mouth is below bis nose. The (nan who tang, “O, had 1 the wings of a dove" Bnally oti the breast of a turkey. The New Orlsaas J'lcngunt 'thinks that a man, like a rater, is by being frequently strapped. An exchange says : "Streams all near the county are running dry," This la a canard. When a stream in dry It run. A sign on an academy eat Wcafe reads "Freeman and Ilugg* ;■ ftss i man tenches the boys, and Hi tfefe 1 girls.’’ I j A disfigured man feals bad, af count, about bat ng tnnrkad for life; but whoa he is marked for death Ha ansa* find worse. Why ta a fool In high station Ilka m man in s* balloon Y llacauea avaryltady api-ears little to him, and be af p ia r e IH Ua to everybody. It ia » fortunate thing for Shakaapafeea that be established a solid reputetlea fee fora tba newspaper critiea of , had a chance to cut him.up.'. Merrily trip the maiden# Lifting Uvw the slushy street. tluur costly 4i Up from their painty feet. Aii Ohio girt was deserted fey her Iov> * ,r very foet of the alter, Lueky girl! That is the narrowest record.— Honton Truntenpt. j An Arkansas accused editor of baieg aeys: fond "Oar of srfelet »>cu are ling. Wall, so be It. Whet la mere lovely than tulip# well blewa f" A story In the chapters: Cfeeflv I —Jones started a drug store, OhepSee ll.— IIis cash nn uut. Chapter III— Jooat followed his cash.—^ lUnl • All flies are very wise. Ha one #rer knows, as lie site in a dess, hew seeeh » fiy knows that alights an his tin be levels the blows, Wfeea away Ike fly goes. "Whet do you lore beet In lU the world Y" lie askwl as he looked In her eyflL And "I she iovs answered se and soft end caressia^ sausage pumpkin fetes." A man named Howard, of Delaware has been sent to tbs state prksoa for flea years for stealiag a flat-boat leaded wttfe tar. A blacker criaw was mitted. We never yet came aereas e feaulaa Egyptian mununv that appeared in aa|t way to be In a hurry, yet they are la variably pressed for time.— Vankor*. Stntctmun. “A slipper in tha hand Is worth two. oll m y feat," says the stere mother, as a'.ie doitblas her yeungstsr In a parabolic eiti va across hvi knse. Than knee set up a howl, Au ancient sage uttered the fellowlBK, apothegm : The geodness of gold U tried by fire, the goodness of women by gold, add the gooduees of men by the ordsal of woman. , _ , , ^ . ' ***** ^ e “I can givsyou oneo* Urn. John.” “Wall, let’s have U." “Don’t wear tight »boe» ! That rule ap¬ plies to both feet.” ; Visions of stockings, embroidered In an expensive way, Teach us old boys the lesson That for such things we pay —Ciiarlk# Francis Adams. "What train is this*” asked tbs be nevolont Mrs. ttirdelee. of the gatekeep or, ns she was returning from bar firdk visit to tha city. “The mail irate. madam.” “Well, when’ll the ferns!, Iran start? I ain’t goin 1 to ride or any of your mala trains,If MlHovcn Transcript. It is said that kisses, like the fees# e^ philosophers, vary, some being as bot sa a coal of firs, some as sweet as honey, home as milk, some as tasteless as loag-' drawn soda. Stolen kisses are reputed, t«» have more nutmeg and cream then any other sort, and, conse<{eet>tlg, lobe Die most enjoyable of all. a secret i, J 1*. .IImo,. ,. u eeneot * ulk about jt . j, uk , roon wh *; „ nc . T „ u know th » re } , -- r a p . ^ said is lia)f rtigWT Irish , red to his . Mj frisnd, <^’^ lir p| l y > M an man "why did you lie!ray the secret I told { you V” “Is it lioti aying you call it Saiw, when I found I wasn’t aide to keep ft myself, didn’t I do well to tell it to somebody that could?” *' *
