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Democrat.
A Live VTewklv Taper on Live Issue*
Published Every Friday Morning,
at CrawfordviUe, G».
M. Z. Andrews, Proprietor.
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Hotel Cards.
/~VL1NARD HOUSE,
clxtto. eraacT, nxar post-office.
ATHENS, GEORGIA.
_ Rooms all „ carpeted. „ Good
for Commercial Travelers. sample rooms
A. 1>. CL!SARD, Proprietor.
■RATIONAL HOTEL,
ATLANTA, GEORGIA,
K, T. WHITE. Proprietor.
This House is now complete with its im¬
provements, vix.: The addition of a third
story, giving thirty-three additional rooms,
capacity 'mizzzrz now seventy-fir. more, with every
venient to the business houses. The Na
tional-, newly renovated and refurnished,
offers superior inducements to the Travel
ing Public.
Rates, g2.W per day. Special rates for
laager time.
rpHE GLOBE HOTEL,
CORNER EIGHTH AND BROAD STREETS,
AUGUSTA, GEORGIA,
Is centrally located, and within five min
utes' walk of all the principal Business
Houses, Hanks, Post Office, Puhlic Build
ing*. Union Depot,Opera House, Telegraph
Oftk-es and Express Office.
during -Tjr^ATTi&TiSS'ISa.'J.'S the day.
The House is supplied with all the eon
veniences of a a first-class Mi darn Hotel,
and i* especially well located, and provided
with all convenient facilities for Cummer
rial Travelers carrying samples.
Each room connected with the office Viy
bells. Telephone attachment with the city
and Summerville in the odioe furthr aeeuoi
aiodation of guests.
G. S. ATKINSON A SONS, Prop'r*.
FoHuerl^Mjf^huncusJIousjOianviiie. Kv.
Railroad Notices.
Georgia Railroad
BANKING -ANt
Co.
SUPEHINTENIIKNT'B OFFICE, 1
A cnrsTA, Ga., Nor .vth. Ikso, <
pOMMENOING .7 the following passenger SUNDAY, schedule Tth invtant, wiL
Be opera‘.1:
WO. 1 WEST—KAII.T. SO. 2 EAST—HAII.Y
Lv. Augusta S*:.V> a ill l,v. Atlanta 7:15 n in
“ M n on 7:«K« a'jii 1 “ Athens ‘l:l. r > ;i m
Mdle.lg ll K:5Ka m “ ("wfil'll lg ; :i:l p in
" W'sli’i'n hi Ar Wasli'g'n »;in ;> ui
Ay.< AI "I'dv'lt lu-n* 1 -J::;t p m ’• “ Milledg’R Maeoi) 4:4‘« p in
K ;l;:w n m li:+r> p m
At hint a fiil.i n hi “ Augusta :t:V7 ;> in
SO. X WEST-—DAII.V. No. 4 EAST—PA! I.V.
Lv. Augusta :,;4M p III |,v. Atlnnln k:4.-i p m
l.v. « r'l 'v’ll p;,v.* pimAr. C'l'dv'll risitjv m
Ar. At).-,uta .V;w»«mAr. Augusta 7:<xi ,t iu
!--7~ No eonneethm toor from Washing
t- i on SUNDAYS.
ft. PitpcritttftiuliMit. jf. JOHNSON, E.R.'lHIRSRV.
(iuu. I’asjtVfr Agriit.
Ma V-M8TB.
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.VlUkical llnuici Air ll.*|i|j Homes.
Mute your homes musical, and liappi.
ness will surely come. Nothing like
Music to drive away cere and soothe the
Iron hid breast. If you haven’t a
ano or an Organ, get one. If you have
one already, get some now Music, iiud
tunc up. The best and rheapest way to
get the Music is to subscribe to
South/rn Mu/irol Journal and let it visit
you monthly through 1881. It will only ieV
cost $1.25, and eacli monthly r.mn 1
gives #1.00 worth of hcm.ttfni Music
h ith \ ocal and llistriimeutal. Send
your address and a fi cent )x>stage stamp
to the i’lihlisliers. I.uddcn A Hates, Sa.
vannah, Ga.. and they will mail you a
xpecimen copy.
LANDRETHS’
I / HA SEEDS "BEST
* ■ w X n» a PtMtal Cord for Cste
and Prioefi. The Oldest an d most extensive Sett I
Qron-rr* in the United States.
DAVID LANDKKTII Sc HON 8 vPuuda^
oct."J7,’80.j-y.
Mba h n e r3 tUgffiZZB
safe:
*
UeylivE
,wi cure:
Is made from a Simple Tropical Leaf of
Rare Value, and is a POtsITIVt-'. Kemedy
for all the diseases that cause pains in the
lower Headaches—Jaundice—Dizziness, part of the body—for Torpid Liver
Malaria, and all difficulties of the Kidneys, Gravel,
Liver, and Urinary Organs. For Female
Diseases, Monthly Menstruations, and dur¬
ing Pregnancy, it has no equal. It restores
the rr/ans vat make the blood, and hence
jj tilt host i-lood Purifier. It is the only
known remedy that cures Bright's Disease.
For Diabetes, use Warner’s Safe Diabetes
Care.
For Sale by all Druggists and Dealers at
ft.2ft per bottle. Largest is*ttle in the
market. Try it. IT. II. WARNER A
CO., Rochester, N. Y. Xov.lil,'Wl.n-in.
At C. Myers, 4-4 Sheeting, 8c. a yard,
^4.11 those who have given it a trial
will not be without it. It cures. l)r.
Bull’s Cough Syrup
<ST Compliments for 1881 extended to
reader in another column by C, A. Davis
& Co.. Urmteftboro', Ga,
Yol. 5 .
ORGANS’” Paper 54 STA 1 U
U P- fret*. Addre>s Danikl
>. Beatty. Washington, X. J.
J*'™*™ ANTED ’^Tt^Tk
all spring and summer. For particulars ad
dress J. C. McCurdy A CO., Philadelphia '
Ta.
THE KELISHOPTIli: WOULD I
HALFORD
SOLD „ AT ALL GROCERS. SAUCE!
OTACJ^True"to*name S K |< I )S packets wfth V,.t L ja 'nest 1.
New Yoik STE “* * S * -!
i “HOMES
IX TEXAS.”
is THE TITI.E OP
A Newly Illustrated Pamphlet
tary Descriptive of <|ie country along and tribu¬
to the line uf the
International A Great Northern Railroad,
and contains a good countv map of the
State. It also contains the names and ad
dresses of Farmers and Planters in Texas
who have
Farms for Sale or
and those who will want Farm Hands for
next year. A ct.pv of this Imok will I*
mailed free to those who desire reliable
formation about Texas, upon application hy
l"tt<T or |M>-tal card to .\LLEX AicC'OV,
G-n'l Freight and Pass'r Agt., Palestine
T xas.
CEOR S.f.£*£. E * co.’ /'
'hint Hrtabls Circular
HXJSEFb STUM ENfilNES/
• K. SCKXOXDEK 8T.,
. BALTDIOilX. m>.
•Irf ^ ,
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sad Water a. Wood Wcrklae
, Ol
. rar'CaSalacate
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PARKER'S GINGER TONIC
! Dinger, Harks, Mandrake, Stilllagis ami 1
,many other of the bc^t medicines known arc com-',
►hincd so skillfully in Parker's Gincek Tonic as
;to make it the greatest ^lood Purifier and the •
• Beat Health and Str^^rth UcaCorcr erer used..
i
‘ Dowels, Lbkot, Lfv*r, Kidneys, Urinary
and all Female Complaints, Organs
If you are wastin ' aw.ty with Consumption or'
►any disease, use the Tonic to-day. No matter what <
‘your aymptoiuii may be, it, wiU^ ur dy help you. '
. licmem'ier! This Toniq cures drunkenn css,
I i* the Best family Medicine ever made, entirely< relv
’different fr«>:n Bitters, Ginger Preparations aml‘
other Tonics, and combines t lie best curative prop-]
- flic sof all Huy a 50 c. bottle of your dnir;;;i 1.1
]None genuine Miscox without & Co., our Chemists, si^nati: ire New on outside York. 4
.wrapper.
PARKER’S HAIR BALSAM The bnt an.l in >st eco
nomicAl iiAir V rtti.bg
T P /t tfwc.--.-. ,^.r ,
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fife | j % ,
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testimony oh dkuggis rs.
' v <? have been selling « Swift’s Syphilitic
. (V', f jegard far
f'’’," It sujie
^ have ’"rftWommestlWw! known
- never of a single failure,
■ S. J. Casski.s, Thoniasvilh-, Ga. !
i L K. Greek A Go., Forsyth, Ga.
IIcnt, Rankin & Lamah, Atlanta, Ga.
i ► mio-kton, Samuels & Reynolds, At
We have been Atlanta, using Ga., July l, 1x74.
“ Swift’s Syphilitic
Specific ” in the treatment of convicts for
the last year, and believe it Is the unlif o r
tain kmtWh rfmvhj that will effect a ptrma
nmt curt of diseases for which it was recom¬
mended. Grant, Alexander & Co,
•1.000 REWitKI),
Will lie pai<i to any chemist who will find
on analysis particle of one hundred bottles of S. S. S.,
one of mercury, iodide potassium,
or any mineral substance.
; T1IE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY', Pro¬
prietors. Atlanta, Ga.
Call fora copy of "Young Men’s Friend.”
Sold here by Dr. 1LS. Smith.
Hi nt Rankin & Lamah Atlanta Ga.
Wholesale Agents. Ai>riI2H,IK70.j-y.
1,000 MILE TICKETS.
Georgia Railroad Company, ) ]
Office General Passenger Agent.
/COMMENCING Au’Gl'sta, MONDAY, April stb, ts7!». ,
I this Company will 7tli inst.,
) sell ONE THOUS¬
AND MILE TICKETS, good out main
line ami branches, at TtVENTY-FIVE
DOLLARS each. These tickets will be
issued to individuals, firms or families, hut
not to firms and families combined.
E. It. DORSEY,
May!), 1879. General I’assenger Agent.
7ke Si’s rest suit Vest ttf-dieine erer i
I Aco» m bmation of Hops, Buchu, Wan- I
■ rfrakle ai " 1 Dandelion, iliOiT. with w ail tsicbe&Land
jj ^aket*\the J.’iostcl uratiYe (sropt-rtidui of all a other Bitters,
he greatest greatest Blood B 1 oo <2 Purifier, P Liver
a tor* Atid Life am! JD aith iumtoring
on BBBBRB earth,
Va di^eMec'V an poasibly lonir «*n 5 t where flop
I Bittci vare na\ed^o k od m vaiioi varica iuxil ixud pcrlecV pcj'iecv arc-tutsir ar.- tneir
ope: 'on&TBflA 'XU%totsl‘A:ijoj::t:
Til-7 7 -
to?'iwc.ose horV-<». elir'ii.T.-rtn-s T 5 <ms rr irr^-ila.. ’ j
! ’ottheUcw, AppetlzeML' ; ^' 7 andmiU18t» or ' ft j
I gulrcan 1 1 *® M1 aio*i
Hop Bitterd am ****** without into
' I TB’tik
Seating. r
• KwiodUer what yonr feW’Wn^ or rympt 'a*
I are w)iat the disease ->r adiwneuc Is uk Hop l it* K
ters. Twm'k w*it until you but if you
j only feel bad cr t.iem at once,
j It nJty gave your Lf«-. a Vc d & •tndredn.
$500 will be Y Id '1 can?- ^t° they erfll p>t I
cure or help. Do no* ruffer : ’* 1 your friend* ■
| *uiTer,*rit use and unrn Hop ** a
Itemc*nher, Hop Bitter* is c lit/' A *. ■
drunken no.stram. but the “HSVaLIW^^r. n t
Medicin e ev er yoa»!c : the * JDl» fl
and HOPE** f.r.d do p« rsem or family
should be without th« m. ■Fi'f ■—g
D.I.C.» ,lin and frresistlnlM ourel
forlftnnlecnn ??,n*#n's>pia>n, bv ’Ttfr-ri i'>'*acco J
narcotics. AUu*,M o t*. S^nd
for Circular. Hop ffUt-e* film. Co., Jf
RwhoflfrN.Y jn(ITf>»nrh. (*• ♦. yi
l-arlii Fancy Tie-at 23ets C. MYERS’.
The Democrat
CRAWIORDVILLE, GEORGIA, FRIDAY, MARCH 4 , 1881 .
I
SitMAMlSTLT
KIDWMT DrStJLfXt,
livxm coxrunrrs,
COFSTIPA TIQI sad PUIS.
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hu rur.-d t-ur. iGn»nj inaaz T«7_ba<I ogtel IUN «( PUm, ■>« b*a
Netoon FAtrchild, of St Albans, Vt.«7t *11#
of ftrioaKaa raloa. After raito—n r.ar* of rreat
■afferiQK from Ml* PUm nnd CoKlTcaeu II tom
ftlHelr rnmd ♦
C. A Uocaboti, of Serkahlra uft. “One park,
in.-----
HI EITtlEB LltjUIB OK PST FORK
; "FsMiWl
I Bofniw, It net. On th. UVKB, BOWELS
am KIUNF-TS at the haul, tim..
Because it cleanaes th« syuteai ofthupoiMB*
oub humors that develops in Kidnty und Vet*
nary Di*eese*, BiUouaneea, Jaundice, Conati
pation, Piles, or In Uheumatiwot, Kewrmlcin *
Nervou* Diitrtcrs and Female Complaints.
^ V ut ur> 1 VrJ ^ Form, io
—
V or tin *idU'kaKe of which makfe^k *
t w quart-, of ructlh !:^.
I UTMno in Liquid Farm,very Ceaeeatiqtal.
rrtor the copventcn co of thoflo that cannot
ty readily prepare tt. It actswttht^tg l t0 cien e V
iy <«* eOKrr /orm.
GET IT AT THE DRUGGIST*. PRICE,$1.©©
i WKLL8, BITHA KPSOX4 CO., **•»*•,
' (Win eend the dry pert-paid.) (nm«r«y, TT. *
! m
Dec. 15, ’80.j-v.
J. A. KENDRICK
To the Farmers of Taliaferro County.
. I am permanently settled in Slmroo
and tee 1 safe in assuring (he
I new of benebttmg you as well as myself,
I will call your attention to a few
J facts I KEEP in relation EVERY to iny IMPLEMENT business.
TOOL NEEDED in cultivating a crop,
such as Plow stocks, Plow Hoes,
ing Hoes, Ac,. £c
Family Groceries^
rolls' .... "v' YRlPt^h . , XltVlAS
O YT it, 8 UFl>:k.S, EESE^
8ES, SL'G SODA’, A ( (IHITTS,’ CH I'KPpVlt’
Hlt'E,
SPICE, GINGER Ac. In fact
Ilimg tiec,led for borne coi;su«".f ion
Imtlom prices. I kee;> Saddles,
ami Collars,
Buggy & Wagon Harness
Our stock of Tin whip, frnel nrr,
oodvn Htnl illow H'zru und Hard
ware is C-umpMc.
DRY GOODS.
My stock of DRY' GOODS is much
larger mid clte:i|ier than ever In-fore.
Prints front 15c up. lllankcts front 81
up. Shawls front a 25 cent breakfast
slmwl to the liest. Jeans, from lho up.
Shirts of all grades.
Boots & SJioes.
HATS AND CAPS FROM THE
CHEAPEST TO THE BEST.
I have u lot of Bedsteads, In fact I
have anything you want at responsible
prices. Come and examine.
HIGHEST PRICES PAID FOR
COTTON AND COUNTRY PRO¬
DUCE.
J. A. KENDRICK
Sharon, Ga.
Nov.l7,’80.t-f.
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©TOSIACH
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T liere is no civilized nation in the XVi-st
Hemisphere in which the utility of Hos
Stomach Ritters as a tonic, correc
and anti-bilious medicine, is not
knod-n and appreciated. While it is a med¬
for all seasons and all climates, it is
suited to the complaints gen
bv the weather, heing the purest
best vegetable stimulant in the world.
For sale by Druggists and Dealers, to
apply for Ilostetter’s Almanac for
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THE
NEW YORK THIS OBSERVER
YEAR.
Larses and Bps family Paper in
the World.
8e*d tor waaiple Copy—Free.
"kfjpstt v/-|pv Ancti’Di/irD
37 Park Row Yew iG”j-sy, York
“No lady should be without t > ‘
pensburg (Pa.) Chronicle.
m -^ cheapest and bf^t. m
Poetrv.
Lina
D» Tlt*atXTT-*IKTn AXMIVKHSAHT OF THE
B1KTM OF BOK. lUUVHmi H. srei’UKNS
t CifKl Afit I lx**, I SSI.
bt o. w.
Sixty and nine years have come, ami rolled
•way. the
Since great Georgia Commoner first saw
the light of day.
With a himself body frail and slender, be has made
a name
Which will shine forever bright on the Ns
tiou's roll of fame.
Forty long winters of public life be has
And fm Ms* Country's good he has always
nobly striven.
i With Play, Calhoun, and Webster, and oth
ers of the great.
He has met in friendly counsel, and on the
floor of his high' debate.
: His wisdom, eloquence, and patriotic zeal
1 lave all been freely consecratvd to the
' privatsTife
III. and character are stainless.
and as bright
As Hermon's dews, in sacred song, on an
ci.nt tuouatain height.
To educate young teen of worth, in science
■ and in art,
lias always Im an object dear, to his ex
I aiiMte heart.
The widow's aati and orphan s cry lizvt
caught his listening ear,
And won from him ten thousand gifts, and
i many s pitying tear.
The southern black man in his hut has
Itcard hit deeds of lov".
And on his knees has sought for him a
blessing from above ;
While school boys at their desks, and old
mru tottering to their fall,
In prose and song this «tra!n prolong the
"Sage of Liberty Hall.’’
Millions of friends throuirhout the land
1 hearts and voices raise
To gracious Heaven tu mercy kind tolength
setting sun. Echruary llth,
Washington. 1>. C., lust.
Miscellaneous.
He Obeyed Orders.
It was just this side of Detroit that a
man ent * r *^ took a seat, and
devoted his att*ntion to the morning
| j l»wt'.„ After and a touched time tha him conductor gently
c*ma shoulder,but nloug on
the without effect.
I , ,ie tappeel . ... th* passenger on the arta, but ,
lhclr “ «■»» »«» response, audtl.e ufflclsl
;
»•»
; The traveler , lookvd , , wearily .. from .
up
i liia paper, aid sai j :
"l haven't sny ticket.”
"I/.iuey, then," said the conductor,
•‘1 haven’t any money.”
"You niust[gel off at the next elation.
"I will,” was theeubmiseivo r«»;>onse,
ail d the conducter passed along. 1 lio
train stopi>ed at the next station, started
again, and was bowling along at thirty
Utiles au hour, when the conductor
again cane through, and saw the trave
hr on the same seat as bofors.
"I told you to get out of this car,”
. he said, somewhat sternly.
i "You did."
"Why didn't you do it V”
“I did,”
"And then got on again ?”
“Now look here, tny friend, I don't
want any more of this nonssnse. Get
out of the car at the next station, snd
stay out. You hear me !"
Again the train stopped and again
it started, and again, hut, in another
car, tha conducter fouud tlm self-same
truvelei, as calm as a June morning.
“You here again lie asked.
“Yes."
“Didn't I tell you to get off this train
and stay off
“No.”
“I did.”
“No; you told me to get out of that
car and stay out, and I did.”
tor, “Now, listen my to me, friend,” and said mind the you conduc- do just |
what I tell you. At the next station -
get off this train and stay off. I)o just ,
what I tell you, or you will get into
! trouble.”
“Agreed,” said tha travelsr, and the
conductor passed on.
Again the train stopped and started,
and again the traveler turned up on the
j
train. The conductor was just reaching
for the bell rops to stop the train and
eject .... him Jiumtuarily, . ,, when , ... tbc traveler ,
gtsyed his hand,
"I obeyed orders,” he said. “You
told me to do just as you ordered. I got
out, and stayed out until you said “All
aboard!” Then I got aboard for I
didn’t want to $et into trouble, you
" i
The conductor gave him his hand, j
and it was noticed that, later in the day,
they ate together ID the dining car, and’
ate heartily.— boston Transcript.
- •
Write to Mrs. Lydia E, I’inkaam
fi tslsrs Avenue, Lynn, Mass., for
names of ladies that have lieeu restored
to perfect health hy tlm use of her Vko
table Compound. It is a positive
cure for the most st ubboni cases of fe
mala weakness-
Xo. 9 .
The Wolf land the Hare A Fable.
One day as a hare was pursuing her
way through the forest she was overtak¬
en by a wolf, who had no sooner come
in sight than ha called out :
•‘Hy what right do you walk in this
path
.......* «■. wuu <*»
humbly replied the hare.
"Sup|>ose it is. You am nothing but
• hare, while 1 am a wolf. It is your
business to follow ou behind me, if you
want to g>» nr wav How it looks !m
see a big, strong wolf following a weak
and cowardly bare likejyou.”
" Very !U,, " ercd “.e hare, who
dared , not dispute for fear of being still
worse used,
The wolf was in no hurry. Indeed, he
did not care to travel that way at all,
except to humiliate his weaker ueighbor.
As ha passed along at a slow gait lie
Wk ov,r l “* * l,oul,|er “ B<1 oU ""'
ed:
“Duu't keap so near m.'. If we meet
anybody l don’t care to have them think
we arc traveling in company. It is only
! aB *« ... l <« condescension that I allow you
! to travel this |>ath at all.”
Tlie hart fell back a few feet further.
feeling that any dispute would result to
the advantage °t the wolf. They had
j not proceeded tar w lieu the wolf suddeli
ly uttered a bowl of surprise and pain,
and as the hare came up ho was rolling
over the ground, w t o. big fore fact fast
in it trap.
‘*U»I(».’ help.V shoiiteil the wolf.
"ltul 1 mu. nothin;' but a bare," re¬
plied the other. How it would loak to
see a weak and cowardly hare rushing
to the assistance of a big, strong wolf 1"
"I shall be liehl Imre until the hunter
ednirs to knock uic on the head !’* moan¬
ed the wvlf.
"If you had permitted me ta goon my
way u< |H-acc l should liavo been first at
the trap," answered the hare.
"Yes, but * please do something for
mo!”
"Pd be glad to, small and weak as 1
am, but if any body should come along 1
don’t earn to have them Hunk we are
traveling m Jcompany 1 Tra-la, Mr.
Wull'!"
1 r mohal:
, „
j There Is never H A .rc tinmlo put
| >infc -J-,,, k|<;k llt lUy l0My
,
drive a grocer's delivery wi.gon
| row.-- Detroit Fr,t Vn,*.
A Competent Juror.
Lawyer - Have you any l,x«l opinion
i.hiuit unythiiig Y
Juror—No.
Iaiwjer—If,-a murder were coainlt
ted before yonr eyes, and ii were prev¬
m li.at t* u did not see it, would you
clear tha prisoner on such proof f
Juror— You, indeed.
Lawysr—Is your mind so jiorous Ihat
it can lcadi out all pastfact memory, im
prsuion snd sense of justioe ?
Juror-—It can.
Lawyer—Would you acknowledge on
due evidence that you were not yourself,
but some body elss ?
Juror—l would.
Lawyer—Are you sure, without due
legal proof, that it is 1 who is speaking
t 0 you now •»
Juror—I am not.
Lawyer—You assume that tliis is the
year IfiHO A. I)., but you ar# open to con
viction, on due m:d auificient evideuca,
that it may be 1S80 It. C., do you not Y
Juror—I do.
Lawyer—You are of the masculine
gender.
Juror—I ant.
Lawysr—But no due sad suftlclsut
evidence being produced, von would
even, in this respect, to willing toad
mit you might to mistaken ?
Juror--! might.
Lawyer—Swear this gentleman. He
i, n j uror we i„ 11>f bitvo * oll;{ | lti alld
mourned because w* found him not.
No Wife Ever Could.
An application for divorce on the ground
of cruelty. The first witness was Mrs.
R<() | inKSl(lll< ,.
“What is your name, madam ?” asked
b#r lawyer .
», Watrica Rollmgetone."
“Maiden natim ?”
“Boneset.”
“Has your husband treated you cruel
p?”
“Yes, sir.”
“In wliat res|»ect ?”
“He said I could not make mince pios
like his mother.”
“What resemblance doe* t lie defend
ant’s mother bear to a mince pie ?" in
quired the Court.
Oh, l meant that he said I couldn’t
make as good pies ns his mother could.”
•I^t the divorce be granted,’’ said the
Jud «®'Chietujo Tribune.
To look upon a bright, beautiful Baby
and remember that the on!y medicine it
ever takes is Dr. Bull’s Baby Syrup, cor
tainly converts another family to the use
of tht remedy.
The Democrat.
aovuiTi*ivti Kttet:
i One Square, fir«t $ M
One One Square, Square, eachautMe<|uentiaa> three rt*ua SS
worn ha t a#
One Square, twelve months \ •9*1 3
Quarter Column, twelve month month* .
Half Column twelve . .
One Ceiumn twelve asontle . .
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We have ne
all fractions of wilt fee
squares, Liberal d edu rtl.es
tract Advertising.
American Mannefi
When is a literary work like f
When it In volu
What la an old lady ta the middle e«
the river like f Like m be dnHMMtf.
of fear
| 0Ter
AH smelt that ends nrtils -The' only
j thillg to wllich , b of ^ u
^ orj4ll
I It . la absurd , . to . soppoaa „ that , g
can speak above his breath, hie
mouth is below bis nose.
The (nan who tang, “O, had 1 the
wings of a dove" Bnally
oti the breast of a turkey.
The New Orlsaas J'lcngunt 'thinks
that a man, like a rater, is
by being frequently strapped.
An exchange says : "Streams all near
the county are running dry," This la a
canard. When a stream in dry It
run.
A sign on an academy eat Wcafe
reads "Freeman and Ilugg* ;■ ftss
i man tenches the boys, and Hi tfefe
1 girls.’’
I
j A disfigured man feals bad, af count,
about bat ng tnnrkad for life; but whoa
he is marked for death Ha ansa* find
worse.
Why ta a fool In high station Ilka m
man in s* balloon Y llacauea avaryltady
api-ears little to him, and be af p ia r e IH
Ua to everybody.
It ia » fortunate thing for Shakaapafeea
that be established a solid reputetlea fee
fora tba newspaper critiea of ,
had a chance to cut him.up.'.
Merrily trip the maiden#
Lifting Uvw the slushy street.
tluur costly 4i
Up from their painty feet.
Aii Ohio girt was deserted fey her Iov>
* ,r very foet of the alter, Lueky
girl! That is the narrowest
record.— Honton Truntenpt.
j An Arkansas accused editor of baieg aeys: fond "Oar of srfelet
»>cu are
ling. Wall, so be It. Whet la mere
lovely than tulip# well blewa f"
A story In the chapters: Cfeeflv
I —Jones started a drug store, OhepSee
ll.— IIis cash nn uut. Chapter III—
Jooat followed his cash.—^
lUnl •
All flies are very wise. Ha one #rer
knows, as lie site in a dess, hew seeeh »
fiy knows that alights an his tin
be levels the blows, Wfeea away Ike fly
goes.
"Whet do you lore beet In lU the
world Y"
lie askwl as he looked In her eyflL
And "I she iovs answered se and soft end caressia^
sausage pumpkin fetes."
A man named Howard, of Delaware
has been sent to tbs state prksoa for flea
years for stealiag a flat-boat leaded wttfe
tar. A blacker criaw was
mitted.
We never yet came aereas e feaulaa
Egyptian mununv that appeared in aa|t
way to be In a hurry, yet they are la
variably pressed for time.— Vankor*.
Stntctmun.
“A slipper in tha hand Is worth two.
oll m y feat," says the stere mother, as
a'.ie doitblas her yeungstsr In a parabolic
eiti va across hvi knse. Than knee set
up a howl,
Au ancient sage uttered the fellowlBK,
apothegm : The geodness of gold U
tried by fire, the goodness of women by
gold, add the gooduees of men by the
ordsal of woman.
, _ , , ^ .
' *****
^ e “I can givsyou oneo* Urn.
John.” “Wall, let’s have U."
“Don’t wear tight »boe» ! That rule ap¬
plies to both feet.”
; Visions of stockings, embroidered
In an expensive way,
Teach us old boys the lesson
That for such things we pay
—Ciiarlk# Francis Adams.
"What train is this*” asked tbs be
nevolont Mrs. ttirdelee. of the gatekeep
or, ns she was returning from bar firdk
visit to tha city. “The mail irate.
madam.” “Well, when’ll the ferns!,
Iran start? I ain’t goin 1 to ride or
any of your mala trains,If MlHovcn
Transcript.
It is said that kisses, like the fees# e^
philosophers, vary, some being as bot sa
a coal of firs, some as sweet as honey,
home as milk, some as tasteless as loag-'
drawn soda. Stolen kisses are reputed,
t«» have more nutmeg and cream then
any other sort, and, conse<{eet>tlg, lobe
Die most enjoyable of all.
a secret i, J 1*. .IImo,. ,. u eeneot *
ulk about jt . j, uk , roon wh *;
„ nc . T „ u know th » re } , -- r a p . ^
said is lia)f rtigWT Irish , red to his . Mj frisnd, <^’^ lir p| l y > M
an man "why did
you lie!ray the secret I told { you V” “Is
it lioti aying you call it Saiw, when I
found I wasn’t aide to keep ft myself,
didn’t I do well to tell it to somebody
that could?” *' *