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the Hamilton Journal.
JOE ODOM.
f Among the distinctive characters
■bpping up in memory Joe Odomap
■ears conspicuous. Joe was a bailiff
|b the county town of and was
as proud of his oj£ce as a president
could be, and when appointed court
fcryer the acme of human glory was
[attained by him. Joe was a small
fellow, not quite 5 feet high and had
fa stentorian voice, and could be heard
^distinctly calling jurors or witnesses
one mile away, as many affirmed.
Though diminutive in size Joe had a
big heart and a wonderful memory
and energy and force like a 40 horse
1 engine. Withal an unyielding pur
f pose to discharge duty piomptty and
faithfully. When told to call jurors
or witnesses they had to come, quiet¬
ly if they would, but come they must,
else he reported to the court with
much emphasis. It got to be under
stood that joe was a very important
part of the court. It was not best
that some people should know too
much and Joe was conscious of his
ignorance. He did as he was told
without question. The lawyers soon
learned the value of this efficient of¬
ficer and made a great pet of him,
and sometimes joked him pretty free¬
ly. Joe was still single, though he
had fully anived to the years of man¬
hood. So the lawyers conspired to
have some fun, and told Joe he would
lose his office if he did not gel a wife.
Joe was “nonplussed” and begged
that the lawyers intercede for him,
and by the next term he would have
a wife, and to make it doubly sure
approached the judge and got his
assurance that he should have the
time desired. At the next term when
the bailiffs were called to be qualified
Joe stepped forward with all the im
portance of a “forighn embassador’’
and exclaimed: i 4 Judge, I’ve got her
and she is a good one.” The judge,
profoundly astonished, asked : “Who
have you got ?” “The wife I prom
ised.” And sure enough there stood
•a handsome woman about 5 feet 10
inches high large and well propor
tinned, and such a sight is rarely
seen as that handsome woman and
her little husband. The joke was
explained by a hearty laugh and Joe
retained his office.
Time goes on and now Joe is sher
iff ot county, is a successful
man, has a nice farm and an inter
esting family. There is no account
ln g f° r a woman’s fancy. What that
handsome woman saw in that little
man to admire cannot be explained,
but the choice proved to be a wise
one. and providence smiled upon the !
union. j
VlDI.
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tor the Hamilton Journal.
COTTON.
i he cotton crop of the commer
cial year ending Aug. 31st, as made
up by the Financial Chronicle,amounts
j to 6,500,080 bales, and present esti
mates put the incoming crop at alike
amount or larger. Though in many
sectioi s the crop is short, yet the
mcreage will make up the deficit.
The price therefore will not advance
until late in the season, if at all. Cot¬
ton is king, but is controlled by a
limited monarchy, and those in pow
er not tne , tanner or plot ucer, ut
the reckless speculator, controlling
the millions. Is it not strange that
cotton,the greatest staple in the world,
contributing most to human wants
and comfort and entering most large
ly into the commerce ot the world,
should bear so little to the prosperity
of the producer? More fortunes are
made by the production of most any T
other article of commerce than cotton.
One explanation or reply is over-pro
duction, but this does not fully ex
plain though it be the main cause.
There is increasing danger of over¬
production. The “cotton craze” has
by no means subsided. The acreage
of 1887 is larger from authentic
sources than 1886 and will probably
so continue to increase. And the
south has a fearful rival in Egypt and
India. Well informed writers con¬
firm the fact that the cotton crop in
each of these counties increases ev¬
ery year. Egypt maives a fine article
of cotton, but at almost a nominal
price. The same writers say that
cotton can be and is made profitable
at 3 and 3T per pound. The ship¬
ments from Bombay has doubled in
the last few years, and, besides the
sraple is being much improved by
American modes of culture. Think
of the fact that cotton in India until
recently was sowed broadcast like
wheat, chopped in roughly with the
hoe, no plough, and realiy had no
cultivation, and when gathered was
ginned by hand, Now improved
machinery is being used and our
mode of culture adopted. The rem
edy for over-production and the plan
to make the cotton planter prosper¬
ous and independent is to make
home supplies. The man who makes
home supplies—plenty of grain,meat,
raises his own stock—is very much
independent of the price of cotton.
One thing is sure, that cotton cannot
bear the burdens put upon it and be
prosperous and sooner or later the
farmer will awake from the dream of
all cotton and gain wisdom from the
sad experience. Farmer.
♦ ♦
Attention Formers.
Ninety days lime at oaajt prtc», one new
n'eniml Gin- 4 .> saw n;.d Condenser
cb*n,p Will pny for i’s n*e in ginning
np a crop. R LLIN JfFFFRSON.
Fr. SETH N. JORDAN,
Operating Surgeon and Physician
Broad St., Columbus. Ga
S. A. CARTER. W.C B HAD LEY.
CARTER & BRADLEY 5
COTTON FACTORS,
|
tWEBSTER WAREHOUSE,>
r 033 Broad St., Columbus, Georgia.
We have increased the storage capacity of our house two thousand bales,
an( j j iave ma( ] e other improvements to lower the rate of insurance on cotton
stored with us, ahd are now prepared to offer tc the farmers of this section
more convenience, cheaper insurance by fifty per cent., and better service
than ev ’er in each department of our business.
j JcSW Give us ONE trial and see that this is true.
, OtOtTIST <3t A N I > TIES
. ALWAYS ON HAND
STORAGE AND SALE OF COTTON A SPECIALTY.
Liberal Advances Made.
—
A New Home!
For everybody, on Installments, at terms to suit thepurchas
er.
Thc New Nome is the Latest Style, Prettiest and Most
Durable SEWING MACHINE now in existence, 1 still
continue to sell
FURNITURE
cheaper than any house in the City, on Installments ol easy
terms, or for Cash.
Come and buy at the “Up-Town Furniture Store , 11 the
first and oldest Installment house in the City.
m
E3l_ A.. GIBSOUST,
1222 , 1306, 1308 & 1310 Broad Si.,
Columbiin, Georgia.
A. 0. CHANCELLOR. T. J. P3SA HOE.
CHANCELLOR & PEARCE 5
Succcssor.s to
>r\ A. C. CHANCELLOR,
IT ( COLUMBUS, GA.
MERCHANT TAILORS,
LM\ \\ CLOTHIERS WHOLESALE AND AND HATTERS KKTIAI
A \i Our buyer is in New York
I V •i purchasing the largest and
T
U f most complete stock ever car*
i • 1 i ■1 I sied by the house.
i i V Mr. J. W. Ferris, (k
■■ - \ New York), who is acknov
• i \ edged the finest and m lost Sill
i; cessful cutter in the South, i
~r V in charge of our
i TAILORING
i I I DEPARTMENT.
I A I l
*-1 We solicit a call, Frit
j ~ guaranteed the lowest.