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Tricks of Summer Boarder*.
There is no end to the mean and
potty tricks that some summer boarders
play. From the moment they enter your
house they seem to do nothing but scheme
how they can get more than they pay for.
If they see that there is an unoccupied
room they will ask that the children bo
allowed to use it fill it is let, and if they
once get possession they wiU do their best
to prevent its being lot
I am considered unreasonable and un¬
feeling if I object to my hall and parlor be¬
ing made into a playground. And if the
visiting “darlings” like to throw stones at
the cow or chase the chickens, they ought
to be allowed these cuuntry amusements
Of coursc each family would like to keen
a box of beer or some temperance drink i:i
f ile ice chest, and when such a thing is
declared impossible, remarks are raado
about “being no mean with a little bit of
ice.” The orchard and fruit garden must
be free to the boarders, whO waste or spoil
three times as much aa thi>y could eat if
the fruit were properly picked.
My sugar bowls used to be nightly emp¬
tied to sweeten lemonade, and my water
cooler roblxjd of the ice in ordtfr tocool the
same. I have now to lock my dining room
as soon us a meal is over, and the lid of
my water cooler is securely fastened
down.
Let the boarding house keeper beware
of the young baby who is staled not to ro
quire food supplied by the house. After
the first meal the young mother says,
«bl‘k dw l»br “’try
n little.” You assent, and the next morn
S,, K t! >« f<!™> mother calmly asks your ser
vaut “where the baby s milk is.”—‘Tho
Epoch.
Shavitiff tin a Fiat Train.
A gcnilal young man was talking at the
University club with t* circle of friendu
about men who jJOHNes^Ml that rare desid¬
eratum called nerve. “Why, do you
know,” he went on to nay, “last spring I
was on a Baltimore and Ohio train going
to Washington. The train was spinning
along at the liveliest rate, throwing tho
rear car. In which we ucre sitting, first
on one side and then on another in a crock¬
ing-! ho-whip sort of wu'v, nuikiug it al¬
most impossible to walk ;Yt the nfine with¬
out being precipitated Fiokmtly into u
seat. Then, in the rear euvl of the ettr ih
the gentlemen’s dressing* vooui, I saw a
.nan with nerve.
lie was quietly stropping hiB rarer and
preparing lather for nhavlhg. It wan a
brotul, old fashioned blada, bright as a
silver pocket piece, “Ain’t afraid of
cutting yonr throat,?” I turutred. “No,
not a bit of it. Just wait ami see naemow
this wire stubble; R beats a iulk'thg bar¬
ber all to pieces.” Calmly he lathered
his face, and, steadying hitmfte.14 With his
left hand, he took the razor nr.vl com¬
menced the downward cut with the right.
The car was jumping and seemed ns if it
would leave thd rails at any moment.
With a firm and steady hand the young
man bent to his work without fe.iror
trembling, and succeeded In getting a
clean shave without a single cut .or mui
blance of a scratch. The porter came in
while this exhibition was taking place,
and, with an astonished face, esedWtinm L,
“Golly! mister, yous got a heap of nerve,
.b* wiost 1 ever did sec.”—Chicago Jtofrttal.
Mr 8 . Cleveland's Wrists.
It has boon remarked that Mfs. Cleve¬
land possesses exceptionally s t rong w Ttrts ,
and is consequently able to endure tho
prolonged handshaking of public recep¬
tions without overfatigue. Ilcr strength
of muscle is attributed to her peraisteirt
use of dumb bells. She is said to bt quite
a gyumast, ami owes much of her gnwe*
ful carriage to the thorough command of
her body given by ealisthenic exercises.—
New York Sun.
Utimnly mill Disease.
Thoroau was a botanist, He had a
tl tough t that wherever a disease or acci¬
dent occurs the remedy is near at luuid.
Tie mentions, in confirmation of this,
that, once walking iu a Massachusetts
woods, he slipitod and bttrised his ankle,
and at the same moment be saw the rem¬
edy, urnicu, growing on the spot.- Frank
l-tesiie’s.
faith ime f, tf.LT 1 BEATE. 1 ,
Chaplain Hall Write* the Following Re¬
marks! hie Letter.
Prom the Albany X. Y Esprea*. *
.,
For many years my wile nad been
the victim of nervous dyspepsia,’of the
chronic, distressing and apparently in¬
curable type from which so many of her
sex suffer, languish and die. It was all
the worse because the tendency to it
was inherited. She had been under the
systematic treatment of many of the
best physicians in New York and Brook¬
lyn and elsewhere for twenty years with
only temporary relief. In fact, there
were few, if any, kinds of food-that did
not distress her, so diseased, sensitive
and torpid were all the organs of diges¬
tion. The usual symptoms of dyspep¬
sia, with its concomitant ailments, were
all present—bad taste in the mouth,
dull eyes, cold feet and hands, the sense
of a load upon the stomach, tenderness
on pressure, indigestion, giddiness,
great weakness and prostration, and fu
gitive pains in the sides, chest and back.
1 have often risen in the ni S ht and ad ‘
ministered stimulants merely for the
sake of the s i ight ° amd trans i ent relief
they gave.
Intermittent malarial fever set in,
complicating the case and making
every symptom more pronounced and
intense. By this time the pneumo
gastric nerves had become very seri¬
ously involved, and she had chronic
Gastritis, and also what I may be al¬
lowed to call chronic intermittent itla
laiial fever all at once. For the latter
the physicians prescribed the good, old
fashioned, sheep-anchor remedy, Quin¬
ine gradually increasing the doses, until
—incredible as it may seem—she actu¬
ally took THIRTY GRAINS A DAY FOR
days in succession. This could not
last. The effect of the quinine
if possible, almost as bad as the two¬
fold disease which was wearing away
her strength and her life. Quinine
poisoning was painfully evident, but
the fever was there still. Almost every
day there came on the characteristic
chill and racking headache, followed
by the usual weakness and collapse.
About this time I met socially my
friend Mr. Norton, a member of the
firm of Chauncey Titus & Company,
brokers, of Albany, who, on hearing
from me these facts, said: 44 Why, I
have be«n through almost the same
thing, and have got over it. * 44 What
cured yon?” I asked eagerly. 44 Kas¬
kine, n he said, 44 try it for your wife. ”
I had seen Kackine advertised, but had
no more far'i in It than I had in saw¬
dust, for such a case as hers. Mrs.
Hall had no hi her opinion, yet on the
strength of my friend’s recommenda¬
tion 1 got a bottle and began its use
as directed.
Now recall what I have already said
as to her then condition, and then read
what follows: Under the Kaskine
treatment all the dyspeptic symptoms
showed instant improvement, and the
daily fever grew less and soon ceased
altogether. Side by side these diseases
vanished, as side by side they had tort¬
ured their victim for ten years—the
dyspepsia alone having, as I have said,
existed for twenty years. Her appetite
improved from week to week until she
could eat and digest the average food
that any well person takes, without any^
suffering or inconvenience. With re
u.e\/id assimilation of food came, of
course, a steady increase in flesh, until
she now looks like her original self.
She still takes Kaskine occasionally,
but with no real need of it, for she is
well. I consider this result a scientific
miracle, and the “ New Quinine ” is en¬
titled to the credit of it, for from the
time she began with Kaskine she used
no other medicine whatever.
If you think a recital of these facts
calculated to do good you are welcome
to make them public.
(Rev.) JAS. L. HALL,
Chaplain Albany, N. Y., Penitentiary.
P. S.—Sometimes letters of this kind
are published without authority, and in
case any one is inclined to question
the genuineness of the above statement
I will cheerfully reply to any commu¬
nications addressedto me at the Peni
tentiary. Jas. L. Hall.
Other letters of a similar character
from prominent individuals, which
stamp Kaskine as a remedy of un¬
doubted merit, will be sent on appli
cation. Price $i.oo, or six bottles,
$5.°°. Sold by Druggists, or sent by
mail on receipt of price.
The Kaskine Company, 54 Warren
St., New York, and 35 Farringdon
Road, London.
PAINT YODR
Ready-Mixed Paints,
Any Color.
COST YOU ONE DOLLAR.
Any person can put it on nicely. A
nice assortment of
PAINT BRUSHES.
White Lead by the quantity.
S. G. RILEY.
A CARD.
I respectfully tender the public my on
cere thanks for the vei\ liberal patro: ag;
extended to me during the year 1886, and
respectfully solicit a continuance of same
tor 18S7. Specialties. 0 stetiies. Chronic
and Private Disc.ses. Will keep also a
full and cotu pitte line of tirst-class Diuy*
at the lowest piites p ssible 'or puiecoods
and 1 ope that w th an experience of thirty
> Cars in tl e practice of medicine to give
entile satislae.ion.
Very respectfully.
S. G RILEY. M. D.
DR. W. T. POOL >
DEIS TIST,
OVER COLUMBUS BANK.
fijg^All Diseases of the Mouth and
Teeth treated in the best manner.
The finest line ol Toilet Soaps
ever exhibited in Hamilton just re
ceived at the Drug Store. tf
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Torpid und inactive Liver, Billiousnes I
Malaria, ChiiIs and Fever, Jaundice an I
all corn plain tf? from a diseased liver.
Dispepsia and indigestion in all its
Sick headache and icU stomach, colic
asthma when dependent u on indigestitf
and a di.ordered stomach
Dr E. C. Hood’s time-tried and ra<
ettec be prescription, used hy him for ja
ye ns in practice for disease of the liver,
It promptly cures and prevents CONST
PATTON, ho wove, obstinate and tiould
some yields to the curative power of Hoo
Eureka more directly arid certainly than
any other remedy in u e. ft has
most effectively tested tor this,and is wit
out doubt a perfect household medicine
TAKE Torpid Liver,
Sick Headache , i
HOOD’S Constipation,
Indigestion,
Dyspepsia , Fever i
n yv 11 y\ nyr R K A ■ Chills and
Li H, Li r\ Li LYlkSicIi languor Stomach and hint, *
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FO R general debility c
* depressed feeling,
No remedy acts so delightful!y end
ual y as a household teme ly
as Hood’s Eureka.
Hood’s Eureka is without a rival in the
treatment of all those affections. Such i?
our confidence in the preparation thalt Jh
ohalhmre an\thing equal all competitors to it. Wherever to compjourr tq.tflT
challeime ha- given is unbounded founded satisfaction, the cxpe:JMri an< vjiu;|
upon jp#'
of inte ligent pat ons
Dr N. J Bussey, Pieddetit of thtrEagi l
& Phenix Mf’ir t o., » f Columbus, Geoyj.i jforj J
writ* s : ‘ I have user! Hood’s Eureka
number of years in my family, and I
s’der it a valuable family me bine, a
do not hesitate to say it is all lie cl
for it. »? cai
1 have Me sis tv M. ed Hood’s D nood EurekaLi\ev & Co — Gcntl-i Me s 4
well an I I unhesitaUngly pronounce it t
best medicine I haw 1 v»v used fo
uahle do I regard it that l keep a
on band all tiie time I hereby
it to all as a m< st <ffiri- nt,
and reliable honsehoh iemedv.
CLIFF B. GIHMES, Mayor
Put up in liquid and dry form, and sol*
by all drug ists w at 25. 50 and $1 a bottle
PATTERSON & THOMAS j Mfr*. J
Oolumbus, Ga. 1 Hie
J. W r HOWAR
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Oglethorpe 'St., Columbus, L 1(
Dealer In
Rags, Hide t
Old Cotton, Hemp, GuifIJke iiut
Rope, Bagging, Metal.If Furs de
Beeswax,Old i 0
Ootton in the Seed and Cotton n *
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Orde s tor wrapping paper Pi
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