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LIGHT AND AIRY.
To My Lady.
Sweetheart, your tender eyes
Are heaven's realities; •
(Prize......hies----- pies......lies)
What hope within them Heal
Ixwe grew in their love light
As stars grow on the night,
(Slight......fight ... tight......bright
And all my life grew bright.
To you my spirit leans,
I know what worship means,
(Queens .. .greens......leans......scenes)
What cheers these earthly scenes.
When on my ear first broke
Your voice, an angel spoke,
(Joke.....broke poke......yoke'
Then fell on me the yoke,
1 would that you were near
My beating heart to hear,
(Jeor .... bier.....sincere)
And know my love sincere. —Time.
Knew Hls Gait.
There*was a tramp standing at the corner
of Park nnd High streets the other day, when
a pedestrian halted and looked him over and
said:
“I’ll tell you how you con make a quarter.”
“Well if”
“Wash your face!”
“And lose $£ r > by it! Not much I”
“How would you lose?”
“Why, 1 go about asking for 10 cents to
permit mo to shave and wash up, and got it
every time. Once 1 was clean my hold on
publi * sympathy would be gone. Detroit
Free Press.
The Bachelor's Lament.
I wonder now what 1 have done?
Oh, dear, what can it be?
So many, many pretty girl*.
And not a one for me 1
I hear theyftr© at the ocean ride;
1 follow to the sea;
1 sih' a thousand pretty girls,
But never one for me.
I’ve wandered up and down the earth
Until I’m thirty-three.
Still looking for the pretty girl
That ought to be for me.
Oh, did she perish in her youth,
Or die in infancy?
Or has some other fellow got
The girl that was for me?
—Harper's Bazar.
A Little Music.
Young Mr. Sissy (who prides himself on
his music)—So you would like to hear me
sing before 1 go, would you, Bobby f
Bobby (politely)—Yes, sir; if you would
be so kind.
Young Mr. Sissy—Are you particular about
what I sing?
Bobby—Yes, sir; I would like to hear some
of what sister Clara calls your alleged sing¬
ing.—Tho Epoch.
Red llalred Mary and Her Horse.
Mary had a little horse;
Its hair was white as snow,
A ud every place that Mary wens
Tho horse was sure to go.
It followed her to school one day,
Which was sgni nst the rule,
It made the children prance and play
To see a horse in school.
And 30 the teacher turned him out,
But still he lingered near.
An i waited patiently about
Till Mary did appear.
"What makes the horse love Mary so?”
The children asked one day,
The teacher stroked fair Mary's hair;
“I know, but dasn't say.”
— W. J. Lampton in Time.
Feathers In IL
Guest (indignantly)—^Waiter, there are
feathers in this soupi
Waiter (inspecting)—Why, so there are.
I thought I was giving you bean soup. It’s
chicken broth, sir; costs 10 cents more.
Tribune. (Changes figures on tbe check.)—Chicago
Luck.
Gysant—Do you know, I don’t believe
there is any such thing os luck in odd num
bers.
Chipperly—But there is, though. Why,
my rich uncle that left me his money wasn't
drowned until the third time he shulL Fact,
X assure.—Harper’s Bazar.
“NASAL VOICES, CATARRH AND
FALSE TEETH.”
A prominent English woman says
the Ameiican women all have high,
sht ill, nasal voices and false teeth.
Americans don’t like the constant
twitting they get about this nasal
twang, and yet it is a fact caused by
our dry stimulating atmosphere, and
the universal presence of catarrhal
difficulties.
But vvny should so many of our
women have false teeth?
That is more of a poser to .he
English. It is quit, aipomble to
count for it except on the theory of
deranged stomach action caused by
imprudence in eating and by want of
regular exercise.
Both conditions aie unnatural.
Catarrhal troubles everywhere pre
vail and end in cough and consump
tion, which are promoted by mal-nu
trition induced oy deranged stomach
action. 1 he condition is a modern
one, unknown to our anceslers who
prevented the catarrh, cold, cough
and consumption by abundant and
regular use of what is known as War
ne, , s T Log Cabin , • cough i and j consump
tion remedy and Log Cabin sarsapa
rilla, two old standard remedies han
deo down from our ancestors, and
now exclusively 3V put forth under
of . and ef
strongest guarantees purity
ficacv by the first world-fame mak
ers of Warners safe cure. 1 hese
two remedies plentifully used as the
fall and winter season advance, to¬
gether with * an occasonal use ot War
ners Log Cabin rose cream, to
strengthen and protect the nasal
membrans, give a positive assurance
of fredom, both from catarrh and
those dreadful and if neglected, in
evitable consequences, pneumonia,
lung troubles and consumption, which
generally ,, and fatally pievail .
so among
our people.
Comrade Eli Fisher, of Salem, Hen¬
ry Co., Iowa, served four years in the
late war and contracted a disease
called consumption 1 by J the doctors.
He had frequent hemorrhages. At
ter using 0 Warner’s Log Cabin ccugh
and consumption remedy, he says,
under date of Jan. 19th, 1888. “j
do pot bleed at the lungs any more,
my J cough ° does not bother me, and 1
db have smothering .
not any more
Spells. ....... Warners Log Cabin „ . .
rose
cured .... his Wife of catarrh , and ,
cream
she is “sound and well.”
Of course we do not like to have
our women called nose talkers and
false teeth owners, but these condi
tions can be readily overcome in the
manner indicated.
A LIFF-TIME TROUBLE AVERT¬
ED.
Tate Springs, Term., July 4, 1888.
The Swift Specific Co., Atlanta, Ga.;
During the spring of 1871,
working in the field at ray home in
Morgan county, Ga., I pulled off my
shoes to give my feet a rest, Unfor
tunately, I walked into a clump of
poison oak, and in a few days my
feet were in a terrible condition, and
I could net put on a shoe because of
the soreness and swelling. I was
treated as poison oak cases usually
are, ami everything was healed up.
About the same time the following
spring, 1872, my feet became sore
againg as at first, and every succeed
ing spring for five years brought back
th( , ^ condilion of the cl j sease , on .
each time jt became rnore distress
, because 1 began to think it
wa; . a ljte . time lroubIe , FinaMy 1
was induced to try Swift’s Specific.
I look six bottles, and today am en¬
tirely well. My inprovement was
gtadua , from lhe first and and n0 ev .
;dence of the disease remains. I
shall take pleasure in testifying as to
cural j ve properties. It is the
lest b , ood purifier jn exlster . ce .
‘
Y onrs truly, I. L. Morgan.
Treatise . on Blood and Skin D».
eases mailed free.
Specific C o„
Drawer ■_____’ 3, Atlanta, Ga.
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(Georgia, Harris County.
' J » u " 8 H. Hogan makes application
for lett* rs of Hdm uisirA»ion de boDisnon
on the »sfate of James E Hogan, late of
said county deceased.
fi ec j «, show c«u-e, if any they hav , t»y
the first Monday in October, next, wuy
said letters ,‘bould not be granted.
Given under mv hand and official sig
nature, Sept: 4. 18fe8
J. F. C. Williams Ordinary.
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Georgia* Harris County,
John L Binns. administrator upon tbe
est-.te of D ivis Biunw, lute of said coun
ty dpceaned, mukes nppt cation for leu ve
to ,te '* t ’ ie ^ an( I belonging to the estate of
siid deceased,
A u persons concerned are here 1 v r.o>B
fled to show cause, by the first Monday
iu October, ncx •, why said administrator
ghou’d not sell said land
Given under my h»nd and official sig¬
nature, Sept. 3, 1888.
J. F C. Wiluams, Ordinary.
Bucklen’s Arnica Salve,
The best Salv ® ln the J" orlt l for cn,!S '
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rhtum, fever
8 . jreSt tetter, chopped hands, chilbluins,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi
lively cures pilefl, or no pay required It
j s guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction,
or money refunded. Price 25o per box.
J w MITCHELL> PHYSIC ian and sur
, gcon. 1 will devote my attention this year to
surgery and diseases of women, but will devote spe
cial care and careful attention to any case that may
come under my charge. My specialty will be old
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both in treatment nnd in prce. Will treat diseases
of women at my office on Wednesdays disease and peculiar Fridays.
I am well prepared to treat any to
women—either surgical or medicinal. Can give ref¬
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unless special arrangements are made.
L. L. STANFORD
Attorney-at-Law.
HAMILTON, GEORGIA.
V/- o rtf;
Money for Farmers.—I am pre
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total commission of 12 per cent, with in
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to wit .* On December lst
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[Not Boschee’s Grman Syrup.] A
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ol
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Hex Worm Syrup.
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German Compound Fever and
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A guaranteed remedy for chills and
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German Compound Female Rea
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A sure cure for ali diseases arising
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German Compound llysentery
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German Compound Diarrhcea
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For diarrhcea, summer complaints,
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German Compound Liniment.
The most powerful liniment known
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