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THE CARROLL FREE PRESS, CARROLLTON, GA.
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Carrollton Chautauqua
ONE SOLID
WEEK
June 12th
to i8th
CARROLLTON WILL TAKE A WEEKS VACATION
It Means Education, Music, Oration and a Jolly Good Time
FOR ALL WHO ATTEND
SEE R. J. Gfi
kLBREATH ABOUT TICKETS. PHONE 103
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LET US PRINT
TOR YOU
We are better prepared than ever
before to turn out the most artistic
class of Job Printing, and we are
turning it out every day. We are
anxious to serve because we can serve
you better. Our Job Printing plant
is equipped with the latest faces of
type and material with competent
printers—all at your service.
Phone No. 249.
Graduation is something that
doesn’t happen to a fellow very
many times; it’s an occasion when
a boy or a man wants to look and
feel his best.
As the time of you graduation
draws near, you will probably
think of having new clothes to
wear on that occasion; and we
want you in that connection to
think of this store.
We have Hart Schaffner &
Marx clothes here; the styles
which college men are wearing;
the all-wool fabrics and fine tail
oring in these clothes are points
of excellenge which you don’t get
in most clothes you see. We’ll
fit you perfectly, you’ll look and
feel like a winner in such clothes.
The Free Press
CARROLLTON, GA.
Nail In Hoof.
The horse which has picked up a
Bjt-i in his hoof must be treated care
fully or serious lameness may result.
Cut open the wound until It bleeds
freely, then wash In carbollzed water
•nd pack the foot with oakum.
Grasping th. CHanc®.
The pantomime in a provincial
town has fallen very flat, and the
manager is extremely anxious not to
lose an opportunity of infusing en«
•ergy into his cast.
Comedian—I can’t go on for a
alinute, sir. I feel funny.
Manager—Funny! Great Scott,
man! Go on at once and make the
most of it while it lasts—London
Mail.
An Apology Duo and Forthcoming.
An illiterate young man once go!
a friend to write a letter for him
to his sweetheart. The letter was
rather prosaic for a love letter, and
the lover felt that an apology wa9
due to his sweetheart for its lack of
tender nothings. It was added at
his suggestion as follows:
“Please excuse the mildness of
this here letter, as the chap wot’s
ritin it is a married man, and he
Bays he carn’t ’bide any soft soap-
ings. It alius gives him the spair
zums."—Londen Telegraph.
A Polite Interpreter.
When the Princess Cbarlotte of
Mecklenburg-Strelttz arrived in Lon-
don to marry George III. the peo
ple, on seeing her appearance, cried.
“Pug, pug, piigr
“Vat is dat dey do say—poog?
said the princess to the Duchess of
Ancaster, who was sent to accom
pany her. “Vat means poog?”
“Oh, that means ‘God bless your
majesty,’ ” promptly replied the
duchess without the slightest hesita-
Meteor*.
In Chinese literature there la
mention of meteors which fell in
644 B. C. The oldest known me
teorite which was seen to fall ia
novj on exhibition at Ensiaheim, Al
sace, Germany. In 1493 it came
crashing down through the air with
a roar that prostrated the peasantry
with fright. It buried itself deeply
in the earth. It weighed 260
C junds and hangs today in the par-
h church.
W e have also the other good
things to wear which young men
want; new patterns and weaves
in shirts, the best underwear,
shoes and hatl made; a great line
of fine neckwear; whatever you
need now or at any time is here,
and we’re here to serve you.
Gome in and look around.
JBBSBHEBaEm
An Effectiv. Treatment.
At the bedside of a patient who
was a noted humorist five doctors
were in consultation as to the best
means of producing a perspiration.
The sick man overheard the dis
cussion, and, after listening for a
few moments, he turned his head
toward the group and whispered,
with a dry chuckle:
“Just send in your bills, gentle
men. That will bring it on at
once.”—Ladies’ Home Journal.
A Tip From the Gallery.
Mrs. Kendal was once playing at
Dublin, the role being Galatea.
Pygmalion, it will be remembered,
has that not unusual domestic ac
cessory, a jealous wife. During the
temporary absence of the wife Gal
atea was about to throw herself
into the arms of Pygmalion when
an old lady in the audience called
out warniugly:
“Don’t do it, darlintt His wife's
just gone out, an’ it’ll be like her
to be stoppin’ at the keyhole 1”
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