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THE CARROLL FREE PRESS, CARR OLLTON, CARROLL COUNTY, OA.
THURSDAY, AUGUST 2, 1923
Piles
CURED
in 6 to 14 Days
All Druggists are authorized to
refund money if PAZO OINT
MENT fails to cure any case of
ITCHING. BLIND. BLEEDING
or PROTRUDING PILES. Cures
ordinary cases in 6 days, the
worst cases in 14 days.
PAZO OINTMENT instantly Re
lieves ITCHING PILES and yon
can get restful sleep after the
first application. 60c.
HEAD STUFFED FROM
CATARRH OR A COLD
Says Cream Applied in Nostrils
Opens Air Passages Right Up.
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Instant relief—no waiting. Your
clogged nostrils open right up; the air
passages of your hoad clear and you
can breathe freely. No more hawking,
snuffling, blowing, headache, dryness. No
struggling for breath at night; your cold
or catarrh disappears.
Get a small bottle of Ely’s Cream
Balm from vour druggist now. Apply
a little of this fragrant, antiseptic, heal
ing cream in your nostrils. It penetrates
through every air passage of the head,
soothes the inflamed or swollen mucous
membrane and relief comes instantly.
It’s just tine. Don’t stay stuffed-up
with a cold or nasty catarrh.
Are f ou nervous?
Do yen become irritated
at triflea, start at sudden
noises, lie awake nights?
Your nerves are out of
order.
If you neglect them yon
may have nervous exhaus>
Men, hysteria, nervous in
digestion or serious organic
troubles
Dr. Miles 9 Nervine
will help you. Try just
ana bottles We’D refund
yeur money if it doesn't
relieve you.
Yeur druggist sells it at
^re-war prices — $1.00 a
FACTS ABOUT SALINE
COUNTY’S TEACHERS
(By Supt. W. A. Jackson.)
It ia sometimes reported that school
teachers do as little as possible wliilo
teaching school and all they care about
is to sit up in the house in the shade
and draw their pay, giving as little
us possible in return. No doubt tlicro
are some teachers in the wcrld of this
type, and I am frank to say that this
kind of a teacher is a fraud and a dis
grace to the profession.
But I want to sny that this it not
the typo of teacher we have in Saline
county. On the other hnnd I want to
say here and now that ours is a group
of as fine, loyal and conscientious teach
ers as can be found in any county
Our teachers are honestly and sincerely
trying to earn their salaries by giving
good honest and faithful service in the
school room. But our teachers are
wanting to do more than just teach
reading, geography, history, arithmetic
and the other branches. They want
and are trying to be of real service to
the boys and girls and to the communi
ties whore they teach.
And to show the public what out
teachers are trying to do in addition
to teaching books I am giving below
u kind of program for next year, the
special task that the teachers have laid
cult to do. Tliis list is not one that was
made out by the county superinteudeut
or somebody else and endorsed by the
touchers, but the teachers themselvot
made it. It is tho job the teaclierB arc
to have constantly 'before them ns they
teach. Let me ask that the patrons
and others interestcr in the boys and
girls of Saline county study and read
carefully the list and then make a sol
emn vow to help the teachers carry it
out.
The Goal of Saline County Teachers
for 1923-24.
To give value received for the sal
ary paid.
To bo punctual and teach students to
hr punctual.
To secure better attendance at school.
To exercise self-control and tench
hoys and girls to do likewise.
To secure better sanitary conditions
at school.
To stress the teaching of good man
ners.
To secure the co-operation of patrons.
To secure better application on part
of pupils.
To improve the community where
teaching.
To see that every child has a hook.
To see that every child has a pencil.
To build up a school library.
To instill n high regard for public
property.
To teach and inspire patriotism.
To help make the county school con
test a succcbs.
To wipe out illiteracy in Saline coun
ty.
To teach a high regard for law and
order.
To make Saline county the
county educationally iu the state
KEEP A-GOIN’
THE PRESIDENT AND
THE WHEAT FARMER
EXPERIENCE THE
GREAT TEACHER
The following is an extract from an
Associated Press report of President
Harding’s visit to a wheat field in Kan
sas near Hutchinson:
Before going into tho field the Pres
ident had a long talk with Mr. O’Neil,
a practical wheat farmer of years’ ox
pcrience in the Kansas district, who
summed up the farmers’ troubles. The
explanation was invited by the Chief
JJlxecutive when he inquired whether
the wheat growers of the Kansas belt
were making money.
‘We won’t make anything this
yenr,” Mr. O’Neil snid.
Senator Capper added: “They didn’t
make any last yenr cither.’’
“What's the matter!” the President)
asked.
“Well,” Mr. O’Neil continued in re-,
sponso, “I’ll give you tho figures as
near as we can make them out.
“The land investment costs $5 a yoa$
in interest on each acre. Plowing costs
$1.50 an acre a year; harrowing, 25
cents: drilling, 33 cents; cutting, $2.50;
threshing, $2.25; hauling, 72 cents, and
seed, 85 cents an acre.”
The total cost for the yield an acre
was added bv tho President and shown
to be $13.40^
Then Mr. O’Neil Baid taxes had not
been counted with the other factors and
should be'taken into Recount at $1.80
an acre, bringing the totnl cost to
$15.20.
“What is vout return!” the Presi
dent inquired. 1
“We get 85 cents a bushel now,” the
former replied, adding that eighteen
bushels was a high estimate for the
nede yield this summer.
Tho net result wus tabulated to show
that against a cost of $15.25 tho farm
er received $15.30 ,or a profit of 10
cents nn acre.
“And,” Mr. O’Neil concluded, “the
10 cents won’t feed us.”
FORCE OF ADVERTISING
Tho forco of advertising is invisible
but you can feel it, and Ernest G. Hast
ings, managing editor of the Dry Goods
Economist, tolls a story of a conver
sation between an advertising nmq and
a morcliant that illustrates the point in
interesting fashion .
“Ever have your hat blown off?”
asked the advertising man.
“Yes,” said the merchant.
“What blew it off!”
“The; wind.”
“Did von ever sco the wind!”
“No.” >
“Well, advertising is like the wind
—an invisible force. You can’e see it,
but you can and will see the result just
us you saw your hat go rolling down
the street.”
A HAT FOR EVERY HOUR
r knhw what it. means to be lonesome,
I know how it seems to be sad;
I know how it feels to be joyful,
And nil that it means to be glnd.
It costs not a cent to be civil,
And even costs less to bo kind;
We’re rewarded for helping ttie needy,
The hungry, the lame and tho blind.
I know it is best to be cheerful,
Scattering sunshine every day;
That the world may be somewhat
brighter
By our having passed this way.
T know how to cherish a friendship,
Without thought of glory or pelf;
lust take my friend as tho Lord made
' him,
Pius what he has made himself.
I know what, it means to bo weary,
Depressed as though evil impends;
But know of a sure panacea,
And so hio away to my friends.
It is best to keep the heart vouthful—
What matters a year or a duyf
We may live in eternal springtime,
Though our hair may turn silvery and
Bray.
T know how it feels to he hungry,
Careworn, footsore and lnme;
Yet I know there is rost for the weary
And good things to eat, just the same.
1 know it is well to be prudent,
But not to be over precise;
\ man who’s conceited nnd honvy
•Will seldom do anything nice.
I know of a wonderful saying,
•A measure for all that wo do;
T'know you “should do unto others
As you would that they do unto
you.’ ’
I know of the sins that besot us,
Discovered the chief and its mnte;
So novor lonrnod how to ho selfish
And never shall know how to hnto.
Tiie above poem was written by Rl
H. Adams, member of Calhoun Cnmp
No. 27, W. O. W., Minneapolis, Minn.
OLD SAYINGS
best
PCKKKKI|
t
Frequent
Headaches
“I suffered with chronic
constipation that would bring on
vary severe headaches,” says
Mrs. Stephen H. Kincer, of
dM not get relief. The head
aches became very frequent I
hand of
ThedfonTs
BLACK-DRAUGHT
sad took it for a headache, gad
the relief was vary quick, and
it was so long before 1 had
toother headache. Now I just
heap the Black-Draught, and
dentist ( myself gat in fiat
Thedford’s Black - Draught
vegetable) has boon
your system. BiUoi
Indigestion, headache,
similar troubles are
-IS-
relieved in tills way. It line
ptunq^wsy^ Be natural! Try
Sold averywhero.
When you sft-ike a thorn or rose,
Keep a-goin’l
When it hails or when it snows, '
Keep a-goin’t
’Taint no use to sit down and whine
When the fish ain’t on your line;
Bait your hook and keep on trying—
Keep a-goin’l
When the weather kills your crop, ^
Keep a-goin’l
When you tumble from the top,
Keep a-goin’l
S’pose you’re out of every dime;
Oottin’ broke ain’t any crimel
Tell the world you’re feelin’ fine—
Keep a-goin’l
When it looks like all is up,
Keep a-goin’l
Drain the sweetness from the cup;
Keep a-goin’l
See the wild 'birds on the wing!
Hear tho bells that swcotly ring!
When you feel like singing—sing—*
Keep a-goin’l
—Exchange.
Fall Grazing Crops Needed
The well dressed man this summer,
according to straw hat dealers who re
cently held a national convention, will
have different headgear for every oc
casion. You will be able to tell whether
he is going to the movie, golf links, mo
toring, flying or merely to work by the
shado and shapo of his straw hat. Vari
colored bands, say the hatters, will help
to distinguish, for instance, the stroll
ing hat and the garden hat from that
for the horse-shag game. Bo that as it
may, then, we jm>phesy that there will
be many a man who will not be “well
dressed” this summer. Not a few of
them, too, will be found wearing last
year’s straw, apd possibly one now and
then with a ’21 model, and why not!
We’ll think just as much of them as if
they owned a baker’s dozen.
SOMETHING FOR NOTHING
Oath, rye and rape as fall and win-
te rgrazing crops will be especially val
uable this year, in the opinion of T.
Roy Reid, live stock specialist of the
Extension Service of the University of
Arkansas, College of Agriculture. „ . . , .. , , .
Fall oats provide excellent grazing Raising $100,000 in twenty minutes
for cattle and hogs, Mr. Reid advises. ' for » new club house was the achieve-
Rye sowed in tho cotton middles at lay- 1 ment of the Woman s National Club-
. mm T ♦ -nr 111 hn f lie Inwrvnat nrnmoTi 7 a nnliriGfil
The columns of a newspaper are the
publisher’$ stock in trade. If they are
of value to a money-making schemo
they are worth paying for. The busi
ness man demands his price for his
goods, the professional man and the
laborer for tlioir services, the farmer
for hia products and the preacher for bis
sermons—and they get it. Is the edi
tor not human, that he alone must be
asked to advance without compensation
the interests of undertakings founded
and conducted upon a monetary consid
oration! Or is he, like the horse, ex
pected to give “something for noth
ing” to the end of his days?
A FINE ACHIEVEMENT
ing by time can be grazed when green
pasture crops are most needed. Rape
cowed on fertile soils will provide abun
dant fall grazing for the hogs and sheep
It will be the Inrgcst women’s political
club house in the country nnd is being
financed by a bond issue. The first
bond was sold to Mrs. Warren Harding,
and is one oft he botter pasturo crop's I Mrs Theodore Roosevelt, Jr bought
for these animals. | five bonds, one for herself and one for
each or her children.
A GRAVE MISTAKE
MOTHERS—
Why allow “snuffles” and stuffy,
' wheezy breathing to torment your
Babies when quick relief follows
tbs use of
CHAMBERLAIN’S
COUGH REMEDY
No Nsareotiea
“Hello! I want to order a box for
tomorrow.”
“What size,”
“There will be six of us in the par
ty.’ ’
“But they come only in single sizes
—we’ll have to have it made special.”
“Is this the Lyceum?”
“No. It’s the undertaker.’’
“How’s this?” asked tho lawyer.
“You’ve named six bankers in your will
to be pallbearers. Of course, it’s all
right, but wouldn’t you rather choose
some friend with whom you are on bet
ter terms!”
“No, judge, that’s all Tight. Those
fellows have carried me along; they
might as well finish the job.”—Bindery
Talk.
MONEY! MONEY!
EVER HAPPEN TO YOU?
Bowdon State Normal and
Industrial College
BRANCH OF STATE UNIVERSITY
Bowdon State Normal and Industrial College will
open for Fall Quarter Wednesday, Sept. 5th.
Matriculation and Library fee for YEAR only
$12.50.
Two years Senior High School courses.
College courses include Teaching Courses, Busi
ness, Home Economics, Public Speaking, in addition
to regular Academic work.
Regular courses all lead to a College Diploma, and
prepare for advanced work at the University of
Georgia.
For further information or catalogue write to the
President.
The editor passed a little child oq
the streets the other day and it looked
up into our face with such a wistful and
expectant look that it reminded us of
t lie time when we were young and felt
hurt to the quick because “grownups”
did not give us a cheery greeting. Ever
have the same thing happen to you?
FOB BETTER, FOB WORSE
Our connections always have unlim
ited money to loan good men, on good
farms and good titles, on best terms
and lowest rates. Come to see ns.
tfnc B. D. JACK80N & SON.
LAMAR S. BROWN
CHIROPRACTOR _
HOURS: 10 to 12—2:30 to lTso
39-43 First Nat. Book Building
At the end of three weeks of mar
ried life a southern darky returned to
the minister who had performed the
ceremony and asked for a) divorce.
After explaining that he could not
grant divorces the minister tried to
dissuade his visitor from carrying out
his intention of getting one, saying:
"you must remember, Sam, that you
promised to take Liza for bettor or
for worse.”
“Yassar, I knows dat, boss,” re
joined the darky, “but—but she’s
wuss dan I took her for.”
Our idea of heaven, says the Toledo
Blade, ib a place where the back yard
looks as good as the front lawn.
As poor as a (church mouse)
As thin ns a (rnil)
As fat as a (pig)
As rough as a (gale)
As bravo us a (Hon)
As spry ns a (cat)
As bright hr ft (dollar)
As weak ns a (rat)
As proud as a (peacock)
As sly as a (fox)
As mad ns a (march Imre)
As strong ns nn (ox)
As fnir as a (lily)
As empty ns (aig)
As rich ns (Croesus)
As cross as a (bear)
A spure as nn (angel)
As neat as a (pin)
As Bmart as n (steel trap)
As ugly as (sin)
As dead ns a (door nail)
As white as a (sheet)
As flat as a (pancake)
As red as a (beet)
As round as an (orange)
Ab black ns a (hat)
As brown as a (nut)
As blind as a (bat)
As mean as a (miser)
As full as a (tick) '
As plump as a (partridge)
As sharp ns a (stick) .
As clear "as a (whistle)
As dark as a (pall)
As hard as (flint)
As bitter as (gall)
As flue as a (fiddle)
As clear as a (bell)
As dry ns a (sponge)
As deep ur a (well)
As light as a (feather)
As firm as a (Took)
As stiff as a (poker)
As calm as a (clock)
As green ns a (gosling)
As brisk as a (bee)
And now let me stop
Lest you weary of me.
THE S. & D. CLUB MEETS
The Sewing and Dramatic club, which
was founded the latter part of May,
met at the home of Miss Paloma Wig
gins Friday, the 20th.
Tiie club consists N*f ton members:
Misses MaTtha and Julia Lovvorn, Car
oline Boykin, Marion Shcats, Paloma
Wiggins, Mildted Folds, Madeline
Groover, Sarah Lovvorn, Maurine Alex
under and Edith Hambrick.
The club has only two officers, the
president, who is Martha Lovvorn, and
tho secretary-treasurer, Caroline Boy
kin.
The club mets every Friday at 3 o’
clock and the members entertain in
turn. The dues are 15c per moqth.
Any person wishing to join, nnd who
is between the ages of ten and thirteen,
call at the home of Miss Martha Lov
vorn on Center street or Miss Carolino
Boykin, on Depot street, some time dur
ing the week.
M. P. L. AND C. A. B.^
7T _
“THE NIGHT BEFORE PAY DAY”
’Twas the night before pay day,
And all through my jeans
I hunted in vain for tho price of some
beans.
Not a quarter was stirring—
Ne t even a jit,
The kale was off duty,
Milled edge had quit,
Forward! Turn forward,
Oil, time, in thy flight!
Make it tomorrow
Jiist for tonightl
—Morristown Sun.
A newspaper in Germany recently cel
ebrated its 250 anniversary. Constant
Reader also must be getting along in
years.
“Papa, did Edison make the first
talking machine?”
“No, son, God made the first one, but
Edison made the first one that could bo
shut off.”