Planters' weekly. (Greenesboro' [i.e. Greensboro], Ga.) 185?-18??, November 14, 1860, Image 1

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f STEVES & FULLER. VOLUME 3. THE PLANTERS’ WEEKLY PUBLISHED AT G-a. ?OJ.w w. stevea*. . FroDrietors . R>!D. C. FULLER. ) rropneiors. TWO DOLLARS A TEAR; ORONED AND FIFTY OEVTftIN ADV ANCE uaas. _ t ’ JOHN C. KKl*>. ’ATTORNEY AT LAW, . j t • ; v ‘~irmrihnro, Georgia. STEVENS. VTTO “iN V T LxV , On JtK NS H. if’ > ’ OK<)ROIA. \T .i. ,rct’ • fw ’aunties ofQreene, V M I L. P’r.nin I, Oglethorpe, trem .n 1 (lioco-'K [F'jb.2, l®6d*lf.] CAIBY, (ilLPijj & CO. \V HOLES AL E 1 HIUGGISTS, A VO IHPOtITERS or ‘.'TijiilSU, FBEXtH, A>3 GKBMAK DRUGS Oi-.jinictil'-, P • finin'*.in Fi c> Ariicl.*, Yet ITI.’PVS, PAt-lTs. : VA NISHES, WINDOW OLA-S &C., - VC ’* * C - X . W. C<jr. efUT.t .•villi In."‘‘ari! streets, BALTIMORE* W. T. COOK, t’rav. Agf. —jlyPS-M. Mty-ltosi (Ir<L jtUSiliitlY ‘J rmy tli*.iks ioiUetiuOil.: fm: k.nii • if •iiw mi msrei-Niirc. a iirg.-r !if <rt 341. ia-*gu lUru 1 ni*. ■ :iicil, mid 4 rt ’ ti nfln’i my P/o ----r(MI fetrTilVM to o'7 Who IM7 il'Ve IMS It < A>!. W 1,-1. lilt nr.if.-Miuwi;!? *>ugg*-<l I any be fcuml it Vs oil'. Dm; Store Jn. u, WSi) !v rs L HKTIIKA, W. D. I) }•: N T I S T R Y. mt •. a ir.?i‘Oii a ltd UeSaieal H^atisL Pcnjitld, Georgia, ■l ■ TOtit.D inform tne <J.-eene and •%<! Vt j noiuvC euii.iiiei.tliitsJlHPbfet srioUo perlurin ,’W f .p.ir-Uion pertini xr to fit? prutcMhm. with neat-’ - lip. *i of toetli. ,t* i(ie-mleiiliou to [>ioa*e M ail* fie hi O •■■eri'i.bor.! on Moudry. Toegday ■l'i Wo in d*/ if Ha iti week mjA in Peoheli) the m tin ier of Hi, lime. ‘T*- Ait e. ill fr nn'll -eouniry that t b\j be tendered >:. #ili oi-.vl with prompt attention. Ur refer, to .>> / niß Muruliy of ttoiun ~F -i>. IW. IS<n ~'T;logks7Watches“’ “ > J l # I'll ¥2 ofp IE kin-letsigned would respectfully jj|L 1 i.t .r.-i ;',o eitizsns of tis icinJy ud tun jiUoUi: in general, that lie has MM Ktfturned to tireenesboro, •ml will constantly keep on hand a well selec ted strick of Clocks, Watches * Jewelry, and will sell lower than ever. Call in and try him. <ou Clocks, Watches and Jewelry, also, repaired as heretofore at the old stand. J. P. AUJLS'ffKOM. Gre*'nn,h.r<i*. Go . May 30, 1860. If. s )ut;ieo drug house. S?S\RS X RIGHT, STILL OCCUPY THEIR OLD STAND, Orrosira the I’lantek*’ Hotel. No. 116, ■V: . p.- li.e\ i'onstantl’ keep on hand one of TSB LARGEST STOCKS IN Ylie SOUTHERN COUNTRY! C • ‘-*ttr<A*ng Every Article in the Drug and Fancy Goods Trade, ail nr Which thy will sell AT NEW YORK PRICES. Price Before Yon Bay. AmrttSta, G .. J .lu rv lo.h, I'6o. Jf. N & *r._f. R I'M H*ET>fi. M VNUJF VCTUUKHSOK ond tle *1 true** Trunks Ac.. Ac ■ t /I V* rnaneuli* oswnlisht.i V sin thi To *n *>f Pen 1 ‘ Son iic* *r roe-iol of a ‘Pin* joi of Materials, anti will at.i.s* .>.tlv ep on hand a good a*t|krtinent M Wavoa.Co .cl indßntift flarne of THEIR OWN and the NORTHERN M VKE. ; ; r UP* All JOBS ,mt up In the most work ’iiantike manner of the host material I3P Repairing done at the shortest no tice. Man I, 1860-ts. no rice. i'k'l S F I’’ * Krt't. i vn - heen bnrni X w uju lt>l to get an office -.hwwhen. .p *-V .; r at y-ng in tau.h ;ui.c iersuariy he!- by I*’ %i mar. t ! r. P. -mbo! ; the pstronac* of Ui.iJ-: who tn tj grata it **d *hr. r- wihintr tO par tor it. ■ glob;: hot^l. A ('GUST .4, GEORGIA. * - JIUSTIAMULLARKY, w ‘ |P'<r*HTO*. . NOT.rj.— Psaspngers bolding TiekcU will be t irriod to and from Ibis llolcl free *£SSfiVmoo X Weekly Jeapaal—'Oevotetl to Hooxe LUecatuce, A:?uft v alte<s, Facetga aad Domestic News, Wit, Rumor, &c. New Advertisements. REMOVAL. WE hereby eive notice to all ot our friends and customers and the public generally, that we hare been compelled to more to Nortons T<r stand, (in order to avoid Litigation,) where we eg. pect to rema : n until our new Ilmi-e is rc in fdeted, which we hope will be but ashoit I lime, an.? in order to reduce our Large SHfl Complete S? fl ck of Fall and Winter Goods, we will offer Extra Inducements, h i-are deteiir ilied not t*. be undersold by any vt our II me ir Foreign competitors, all we tsk ofapv one t- to come and EXAMINE OUR STOCK, ‘i- ie . ■ lid.i t. that the induct-n #nls we ff r. ca --1 f•.I <• give general satisfaction, •• *.ff..i -<>l> Goods Low Prices, Our stuck consists of tveiy ‘lung usually kept in an up country Town, siich as Staple and Fancy Dry GOODS. It. iiesiics of al di-criptioos, Cio f- and Casi mores, Ve-t nes, lint and 0-.ps, Tweeds ano !{• rsej *, BiLitkn*- Ladies lieut'emen and Ohil lic-t.s stioes B <-ga * liaid” ate, Crockon irjcetics, Yuhhdt naiions. Ac. We wunld ’ai! parti.-irlai atieution 10 our stock of C WORM A MADE GOOD v, :ucn ..s Kerai-yc., T -eetls, t'asimeis, Sheeting amj Shirting Osnaborgs, Wool Hats Ac. W, will sell any or *.:*>’ ° and f>**, •• New Tori. Cost without os; o< getting thee here, call and us, we b.'.'wi 1 charge ncthirg tor showing our GOODS, but rd ! *-ke [fli-as ure ip doing so, doni buy h*4ai e you ••a'-wt* our mock ‘as you ibight regrttit after it is too late. - ’ ConawU, Come all A'iSFiKLI*. JACKSON k CG 10th Oct ivfl.) til: Siid Aug. 1801. Copartnership Notice. X H 7 K, tiie undersigned, having torixed a co * v p*itnersbip for the purpose of carrying oh toe CLOTHING AND Furnishing Goods business, bud having bought Hcnet C. W*at**'s in He old iiria of Ci'nbe It VV'esvei, w.vuld inf >rui *ur friends arid the public gen erallv, sh-tr w*- offer Extra Inducements -nthesale of what good* we now have on hand, >ur oiij -ct is to rwluce the present Mock, as ve intend to offer one of the Larged nod Bed Ktaekt of Clothing and Furnishing Goods. ever offered to this community, we intend to make this a BUSINESS OF ITSELF, and therefore our stock will be complete.— W hope that by strict attention to hutd ness, to merit a liberal share o* tout patron age. CRABBE, PORTER & CO. B R CRABBE, I LB. JACKSON. J. T. PORTER, | J. W. WINFIELD. August 15tb, 1860. GUNS’GUNS; Gi- TJ Tsr B! IMIK undersigned has put up a shop for the purpose of Making and Hepairins Double Guns, Rifles & Pistols. I will do all work entrusted to me with neat • ness and dispatch, on reasonable terms, and Tarrant it. Give me a Call. Shop over f. P. Aih-stroms’ Jewelry store. W. Id A IK WALTER. <7reenesboro’, July 18, 1860. sm, —3m. ARMSTRONG & WILSON, I I vvino determined to close their business, 14- i.rupose to give all, who are willing to patronize thaui. the advantages of the profits their ent : re St'-ck of Gisids by Selling Them &t Cost. YU thowislwror to purchase Spring. Summer, Call or Winter Go<fh<, would do well to give us a calj be. re purchasing elsewhere, as our pro position m all cases will be Strictly Adhered to. >Ve also, propose to sell tur Store-House and Lot, which is decidedly the best Stand in the f.iwnof Penfield. Mr All those that are in arrearcs in settle ing their accounts, are respectfully requested to settle by Note if thev hnv’nt the money. ARMSTRONG A WILSON. Penfield, Augu-1 2ud, 1866. - w4in. GgORdLV MANUFACTORY OK 6ADDI>F.S & MADNESS, 109 Broad Siren, qljxder mrnvsTA hotel. - MJtUUINE iSTRETCUED BELTING OF Orll. Ilrmlarl and Rubber. * i (fin Ba%At of Oak. Iftmlork ami Rubber. JULIUS JU ARROW, fUOPR^IOiI. Attfiwtot G*. ftepi. 90, IMO b GREENESBORO’, GEORGIA, WEDNESDAY MORNING. NOVEMBER 14,1860. New Advertisements, IiADIKS’ DRESS_ GOODS! ffi SHEAR Has received from New York a large supply of LADIES’ DRESS GOODS! end beautiful styles, among w’ ich art Rich Fancy Dress Silks, ol nt ard th-gai ccsigrej Real Irish Popbns, of beautiful colors; Moire Antique Silks, of rich and spb-ndi stiles ; Blank Silk's, with small figures on both sides; French t rinttdßtp M. rim es and All TV- o Delain.R; Superior 4-.4 French and Frglish Prii P ; R ct. Applique and Point Lice Cotiars a. U-ider 51e< v.-s, >n setts; ippbque a> and Point Lace Coßars, at veri low pi ires; Ladies’ Finhroidered, and Laee Tiiiiimt-il Linen (7nuhne Handkerchiefs, of elegant styles ; Sidles’ Tlt-m Sc h Limn (7stbr:c and French Lawn 11 nd erchii f ; Fifnrh Eiiibroidered Musitn CuPars anr : UnderslcM-es, in setts; * Fmieb Finbroid re#i • Cambrie C'ul’.ai s ants; Uud. rsle ve.-, in setts; Vaiencit-np*s and Tbtc-ad ices vt critic Jaconet Edp. tigs at-d Flobi cit gs, of Lew and ulifu stilii; Ladies’ finglUb Crape aud Half Mourr.int ‘'tdlars; Plain White Frijich Org,indie Yluslins, of * xt* width ; Frtncy .?>utfl. t Musiins, for Ladies’ Evening iresg.'S. ALSO, A full supply of STAPLE GOODS, a- .'rfig which are S"tierior S;i*ony, TFe'sh and Shaker Elan "'s t’xony P’*Jds, of beautiful styles for Chil dren’s Dresses. Twe-dsand CiSsimef ?S, tor Yuutt* sand Buys C.othi-'g; Superior 4.4 Irish Linens and LftHV ’ s, Superior 12 and 45 inch Pi low Case ens; Supewio; 12 4 Ziner. Sto rtings r.nd Dam* k ttiApeir; Si erior .Tcotcli f-i /Jird’s F* e Pirp rs ; W dtney Bl nkets, ofettra s sand quality; N-gro B!antot , Isige snpph ; A large snpiilv of Blecl*da'Ml Brown ffhir'- i-.g- and Jlit*tings; W, lb a !>r i variety pi other articles, sui’ able for Family or Pl intation use. The public art- respectfully ii.v'te to ex amine the asaori merit. iSsptemhfT 19. ISfid-tf. NEW FALL DRY GOODS, 1860. llivingreccivednursto- k ofFailflry G od (all of wtii h age entirely new, having Bo ‘>lc stock on hand) we take ‘his oecas-iei tn *•’ the attention es the re.idei sos <he ! Plante . *>’ Weekly ” to -mr C'*o-U.-*n OURSTOCK OF Dress Goods, KERSEYS AM) BLANKETS, IIOOP SKIRTS. and all other articles in the Drv Cooda line is full and complete, all of which will he so'd ’ nricesto suit the short crops of Cotton mu) Com Plant* rs will oblige us bv calling and exaroinine f-*r tb ca selves which will ce*t them nothing KFAN A CZJRK. 2nd Hour ,hi-v- Gtohe Coiner. 258 Broad Street- Augifsta. Gs. Sept 26, ISIWc —ly SOUTMKKN iUGITKS MCCII has been said **f late h..ut Sooth ern Rights Trade, i-ne cially since the Wariest.>n C- nrentit-n, You can n >w, “show your faith by y.iur works.” J. W. WINFIELD Offers for sale HARNESS..of all V mb. mode .r, this city, out of the t est Southern ■hnte- ml I ’• South, rn mao and tie will give a Sontl-e. i, u-,r ----runhe, for aii work done in his shop. Hi - ! prepareil to make to order, any* h ing.fr .*n a throat-latch of a Bridle to the finest Carriage Harness. 169*Call at his shop inTront end of Brother Cupelan’* Livery S-able and vou will t>e wni*n*l on hv a Southern man C, W OROGAN. reenesboro. May 15. [feb.f2-ly] A-;ent. | TEUSOO RS I^.RN'WAI,T;.R, M\!tB!!*SIORKS, lirosd Street. hear the Lower Market, Augusta Ga, MARBLE MONUMENTS, . TOnnSTOAKfi, OC, * • ‘ MARBLE MANTLES. II And Furniture work o| all kinds, j {From the Plain,*t to thijnoit Elaborate, j 1.-algnd and ft malted U onn l ati'-rt M> j A l *ork tor tb counti y carefully Boxed aad ffihardrd. JngHf, 61.,* p. H.HF, -Iff. SU~SCB LLASROCS. jf- uw the llutal Kt ir-Yoiktr. J T o the u!(H o’ True. V-. BV GKO. A. HAMILTON!. Ar von inn telling, patient ttn .rolling. Tbti.ugli the storm i*f life! Are dmlv meeting, Wenry toil and strife? T eie’s ;i vyiice above life’s tumult, Speaking still to you, Ni-ier l*ilt* r—never vver— 'Un fill- Iliglit be Truel Are yon thinking, daily thinking, Os the painful way? Often asking, frequent asking, Why these sufferiiigs stay? Hear the promise— nit shall surely Work for good to you ! Never fearing, ever eeubting, To the Right be Title! Are v eii <>-.ii> e. often hearing, Earth’s uliming call. I -i i.ti. -j ■ i.i . -.. .i ;dt ii ffors, Evei gilding all? A'ii Id m i top il*c imsehl ginhless- Spurn e;;cii sellisb v eiv! Listen to the angel *vt,i.sper, To the light I**’ l’itie! W i ii if, sluing are haseiv forging Fetters for the weak. iSlu.il tin earnest mill,till spirit. Yield, nor dear to -peak! Spurn the thought—yes, ev3r spurn : .t Hurl it far from you! Spurti ‘.lie selfish, grasp the noble! I'o the Right he True! Are There many siren voices (billing you and me! X* vi r listen to their pleading— Spurn them and be free? Ot life’s active, earnest riutieflslP M Get the highest view, Firmly graps the arm of heaven— To am .Right be True! Are y ou hoping, j"> ii'g hoping, F r tin- n : tot heaven! Are y<n w*iitfpg. pat it Ti l ! ‘il,< effta.rti are riven W , *i -,-y, l l k'4-p she lnitivenly mansion * Clear and bright Hi view! Ai w 1 ’ < heed the earn. -I prompter, fi'SHT UK ’iiii k! South Bull* i, N. i , A Curious People. To tbe South of Kutl'a mol Sus-i, then* it. a very sultry and humid country, w*itl* many luunbce woods itilinbileil by the race coifed l>okos, who are no bigger than boys ofren y ears* old; that is, only four feet high. have a dark, olive-colored complexion, and live iu a completely sav age state, like the beasts, having neither houses, temples, nor holy trees, like the. Dallas. yet possessing something like an idea oi higher being called Ycr to whom in moments of wietchedness and anxiety they pray,—not iu an eieet posture, but reversed with the head on the ground and the feet supported uptight against, a tree or stone. In prayer they say, “Yer.il thou really doest *xis', why doest thou allow us to be slain ? A'e do not ask thee tor food and clothing, tor we live nu ser pents, ants, and mice. Thou hast made us ; why dost thoa permit us to be tr ddett under loot I” The Dukas have no elite!, no laws, no weapons, they do not bunt not nil the ground, but live solely on limits, roots, mice, serpents, suits, honey and the like, climbing the trees and gathering the fruits tide monkeys; and both sexes go completely raked. They have thick, pro trudmg lips, Hat noses and small eyes ; the lia,r is nit wordy, and is worn by the won on over the shoulders. The nails on the hands and feet are allowed to grow like the tallons of vultures and are used iu digging lor ants and in ttptrh.g to pieces the serpents which they devour raw, for they are unacquainted witli fire. The sine of the snake is the only ornament wot)! round the neck, but they: pierce the , hi w ith a sharp pointed piece of wood. ‘l*he 1) kos meltiply very rapidly hut have no regular marriages, the intercourse of the sexes leading to no settled home, e..ci in peril ft independence going width* htney leads. The under tiurses iter c do only tor a short time, accustoming it’ a* Minn as possible t., ‘lie eating ot ants ! and serpent*(rHgdpis soon as the child can help itself, the mother lets it depart whitli er it pi ases. It cannot lie decided whe h er these D*>kos are tire pigmies, who ac- to Her*"dotus. were discovertjd a great river in the vicinity of Uentrin *!\tiica by two youths dispatched by K ernel). King of the Ci;tM„ of A turnon.— KuahV TiMVKLb IN Al’ttlCA.— Wathiug iulr Indrj rndwjC. lttatb-Bt-il Semes. ‘nUe riclt cardinal Beaufort snid • “And must 1 tlie! Will not alt my tidies nave tnOll I could purchase the kidgdoiil, if that would prolong my lifo. Jilaal there is no blitting death ” An Kiigtisli nobleman said : •*! have a SldendtJ passage to t!u grave ; I dC n i d languish under a gilded cmiupT; t a# t xfdiiiig on soft and downy pillows, and ie*| *mj!d!y *ttriidd by uiy servant* | *ay dependent'* nigh ; my siter> wet p; 111 tr (at her Lend* beneath a load of piit land yeant; my lov*ly wlfa, palp and tKput. smaU ber buiosi guish; my friend, who was as my own soul, suppresses his sighs, and leaves me. tu hide his secret, grief. Put O! which of them will bail me from the arrest of death ? Who can descend into the dark prison of the grave with me? Here tlney will leave mo, after having paid a lew idle ceremonies to the breathless clay which may lie re posed in state, while my soul, rn v onU e<m scions part, may sta;!‘l trembling before the Jndre. The celebrated Talleyrand on his death bed was visited by Louis Pliillippe, King of the French. “How do you feel?” said the King, The answer was, ‘'Sire, lam suffering the pangs of the damned.’’ Sir Thomas Scott said : ’Until this mo ineiit I believed that the e was neither a God nor a hell. Now I know and feel that there are both, and lam doomed to per d. by tin-just judgment of the Almigli ly.” A rich man, when dying, was informed by- hi*- physician that lie should prepare for the worst. “Cannot I live for a week? ’. ‘■No,” said tlie doctor, “you will prohablv coi.iinn- hut <■ little while.” “Say not so,” said the dying man. “L will give yon a hundred thousand dollars if.yeti will pro long my life three days, but in less than an Uour bt was dead. The “Women of America.” The female half of American society owes a debt -r-.f some sort, and a lieavy one, to the New York Express for the follow ing outburst in the shape, of a leHectinu drawn from the just concluded visit of the Piiuce of W ales and suite.—lx says : One thing is determined by the recent, visits to this country of Princes from the East and from the West ot the Old World. American women have worse manners than the men. it was the women who at Washington intruded upon diplomatic re ceptions, anil sat upon the mantles at the President’s mansion; it was the women who insisted upon going to a ball at Gcu. Cass’s house, so that the venerable ftec retaiv declared he dared lint give a dinner or a uialinue. It was the women who thrust their notes upon Tommy. So, also, it wac tiie woman who jostled and crowded upon the Piiuce at the bail at the Acade my, it was the women who got upon the seats in Trinity church to look at him, not withstanding the clergyman had fitst re quested them not to do so. These are wo men of all grades, not only such ns might ire supposed ignorant of good breeding, but •such at \Voulii ud invited to tiie balls of the Secretary of Oiate, or could gft access to the Academy of Music last Friday. They were alike in Washington and New i York : they have displayed this behavior I he! re now, at the crowded operatic inati- ; uees; they do so iu the omnibuses and in I the railway can*; whore they demand the | places of the men, and never dream of i thanking them, At the North and tiouth, i the East, and West, the rule is that Ameri- I can woiheti are rude—the contrary is the i e. I Country ?leetin Talk. An llliu>.is editor, who sometimes has an “attack of phonography,” recently at <eiide<i a country uieetiu’ when lie to *k down the different topics of conversation. “Vote for Lovejoy !’’ exclaimed a poli tical aspirant, iuoiguantly, “I’d as sioti vote tor Win. Lloyd Garrison himself, loaded down as lie is witii ■■” “Two ot the fattest beet critters you iver set youi eves on;’ interrupted a iealer in cattle, “that i sold for ” “That horrible yellow dress again,” exclaimed Miss Spruce, in what might have souuded like a w ‘taper it she had been on the other side of the room, ’ panned, too and half au inch thick, and wonts f.ifse- ’ •'Teeth and toe-nai s to get the office.” broke in another politician ; “but the peo ple will not trust him again ; besides he is——” “Spavined in both hind legs, wind brok en ami foundered to boot, ns 1 told Mr. Jaivis at the time-——'’ “One tea-BUp lull of Butter, two of su gai, three of flour, fmr of eggs, and a spunkle of nutmeg makes—*-” . “Bothends meet, When life year comes round, poor woman! tor she has got ‘six cnihtren, the oldest one blind, and— ■ “ ■‘No saddle or bridle to ride him with; somebody stole it. while, 1 was gone to Chicago i.|y. r—” ••The long promised iniflenial day which we havenodoubt isto behrouhtout through the ministration ot “ ® “Two Dutchmen, a monkey, and a hand organ to grind it; and oh ! it made the fiiuniest music, and the. little figures danc ed about iihe “Nino tlid.isand miles of railroad track, and this u% n estimate of ” “Five cents a dozen, l sold four hens to Mrs. Wilson, and the hawks carried off three, besides any number of chickens and “Such a ligtidsome young mat; and he dances so benbtiful. lJi>! you seen | hanoaower pair of whiskers, ortPmora iu siiiUHting—” “iiauitle to my new tea-pot, and Tom declared he had not touched it. at all. , n d knew Emily hadn’t for she had been all the time—” * “Hanning at the rate of twenty-five I miles an hour with no head lights on; and around a rv* at that, when the loanws Terms—sl,so Always in Advance. live broke the bridge over——” “That young Mims Brow n that had the smalt pox last spring. They do any that she i ifiiing fn : ti>arrv •‘Tlie scarlet fever and the whooping ■■• ugh, and 1 don’t know what he hasn’t b id. poor dai ling ! This hs the first time I ave taken him nut since • The Mexican war. wliich I consider perfectly ui justifiable, unless it is on the / -■nnd tbai ** ~ “The preacher lias comr;” exclaimed a mid depositing my report in my pock -t .I proceeded into the kcliool house to nose upon ti e utilitv < f phonography. vuIYSIOR GU-msCsT” To a Commoni<ati re Child.— ‘Souiiy, do you love n e any?” *O. don't 1 ?’ ‘-What for ?’ ‘Because you always bring me candy when you come to see Sissy Jane. Give tne some more.’ ‘And what does Sissy Jane love me for?’ ‘Oh, ‘cause . you t.ike her to c mcerta, amt give her so many nice things. She s ivß m long ns you are fool enough to bring her shawls and bonnets,she won’t sack you no bow. Now give me some more candy.’ Drawing — Can you lira w. young man]’ inquired Qnilp cl an applicant lor a pri vate tutorship. •Certainly,’ replied the candidate. ‘At ten yeats of age. I could draw cider ; at twelve, a picture ; at fif teen, a bead cart loaded with cabbage ; at sixteen, an inference ;at twenty,, a bill of exchange. 11 I were an actor I believe 1 could draw the largest kind ol a bouse; but being a teacher, I am content to draw * salary, and the bigger ’ ‘You’ll do!’ said Qnilp. Howto do up S/iirt Bosoms. —We often bear ladies express a desire to know bow the gloss is produced on new linen bosoms; &c., and in order to gratify them subjoin the following recipe:—Take two ounces of white gum arabic powder, put it in a pitch er and pour on a pint or more ol boiling water, according |o the strength you de sire ; let it stand all night and in tlie mor ning pour it carefully Iroin the dregs into a clean bottle and c.>rk it for use. A ta ble-spoonful oftliisguin water, stirred into pint of starch, will trife lawns, either white or colored u look ol newness to which noth ing else can restore them after they have been washed. . . How to preserve Health.— Medicine will never remedy bad habits. It is utteily futile to think of living in gluttony, intem perance and every excess, and keeping the body in health by medicine. Indul gence of the appetite, indiscriminate dosing and drugging have mined the health and destroyed the lives of more persons than famine or pestilence. If you w ill take advice, you will become regular in your habits, eat and drink • only wliolesoin things, sleep on a mattress, and retire and rise very regularly. Make a free use of water to purify'the skin, and when sick take, counsel of thebestphysicatryoii know and follow nature- . A Hopffuf — “Sammy? , you little wlu-lp, didn't I tdll you to let thatcat’s tail alone ?” said an angry father to Ilia son. who was endeavoring to elongate a cat’s narativP k “Well, old lioss, wlidt if you did ? it’s oTrl Brown’., cat and I’ll yank thunder out of it if I please !” HP A little girl masked : —"Mother, is T in a good cat 1” “Yes* “Well, lie'll go to heaven, wont hel” “1 suppose so, but if you nre not a bet ter girl. you will never go there.” “Oh, I’ll hold on to Tom’s tail.” “What, mikes you get up so late, sir V sails father Jo his son, wiio made his ap pearance. at the break fast table about ten o’clock, “Late! wby, father, I was up with the lark.” “Well, then, sir. for the future, don’t remain up so long with the lark hut come down a little sooner to break fast..” “Join'.” said Mr. Bi, the other day, to bis so'!,*’ “John, you are lazy ; wlist on e.uth do von expect to do for a living )” “Why father I’ve been thinking at tiow 1 would be a revolutionary pension er.” “Bridget, where’s the gridiron? ’ —“An snre, ma’am, l’sjist alter giving it tome sistcr'a own cousin, Bridget O’jflflherty; the thing's so lull o* holes, it’s no good ’t all’t all.” A Younq Lady's Chace*. —A young lady thus describes her feelings, and courts sympathy—we hope site may soon realize the cliunge that she so devoutly wtsues for s My heart is sick, my heart is sad. But, ohl the cause I dare not tell, I am not grieved, I am not glad, I am not ill, 1 am i ot well 1 I'm not myself. I'm not the same f I am, indeed, 1 knew not what; I'm changed in Xdl, except la Mas* Oli, Whoa tball Ibo changed Mi that! NUMBER 46.