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IT STEVEYS & FILLER. VOLUME S. THE PLANTE Us’ WEEKLY ’ IM Ct.ISHKb AT {& rrjda. a i'M u. •miVEAs. ) l . rftltr . l> | l , rs . YA.IU. € FULLER. iwrrieiw*. VRftxf* —TWO HOLLARS A YEAR; ‘• OR OX V, DOLLAR AND FIFTY OF.Xi’S IN xriVANCK. HO $ . *■* . ■ —— J .rT) H N C. UEI I), TTORNEV AT LAW. r_s9.lv. D 'wnmhoro. Georgia. \r to tx cy if U * J y .s. ’* fljsti* < il A. V , :ll ■ r>y, M'lii!*’ >’ rnc. Sty -ir ovm.i •><* -♦ •*♦. ■ . ‘ ! 1 - [*■’ >■ 2. 1 <•**-") t:i mi\ a • ,Vil jL.ESALE DRUGGISTS, . . .. i vi.ilAtM* OV mini tiiSV L AS:i W®B ('. ,„ .t> ...tm . t” ■ CV * ■ • wl ,„. ! r'i l -*vr> on.: VI wishes, •IKO a.-a ir.. Ar.. Ac. %. V 4>e. I r I l:rM rill t.‘i o*** A streTl*. rt i.iiMoiti'- r. r -i .v. A-*- —-j!jr2M;. \) - : 1 ’ ‘IAIS, cfa ii i -• •■* *- - I.rkml I.V -ijr •• •*•• ‘’'*2 ,*.r a♦ - * X •”’ ,'Oi Hl . !V\.’ “ f * •* ■ * <♦ • • • i ,V T- 4- . H. <f ’ / t,T li. I 'HI I.- ‘‘♦ifW*-.*. *l D K V V 1 ■* T R Y. .** t * ♦ , V. v i *f,*.* !*! I 1 -<*if Ptnfi/'fti- iienrgin.. ?. *r . lXt,>>. ■••• ;’ •:>• Itl*'.i,d f **'•*.'** od •<* \M i***>pertt>mi fcti-tu *ni •.(to 4.* : s*te**i>*t.. •iitimac* mm. ..>4 (I* •?>. It ■-i t i. M - ri t*n ai: o ,**n , r ,. ... ,i m'i t> •> k <Mni.ar il ‘i-.:'i i;h>r.i ‘U. T •►•loir • •IT >• iVtV *.-n i4 in lfc ■m.h fnl . i i 4fl n i . .i ‘hi •■• b i u .i-t! 1 ii'o w mliMeii'loii. retrr* in I •• N . ;m •*tm ** l-**’ UL.RIK4. WATCHES j i ‘■! f 1 a y l Bp;fi; <n ters -.*d -r-uil: • petfullj Jft l j - rtii ‘in* re-ie ;*f titie • y Kjl jMHi tiie .u'.'ilc >n genera!, that ht ha Mcttire4 M ttwettttfctrt, and Till -sonstantly keep on hand a well edec- VH <t..ok of Ctockt. Wnlckei * Jewelry, an l v I .oil; than over. Call in and try h<:. ,:r *U Vatohev and Jewelry, also. aerate-: ■> as if! o >f ir e !}t the M stand. j. r. % iur*. Ore • U>, MitSO UIS'. If. .sojiMi'MV mm house. i a^arirr. STIH IKTII'T TIIKIR I,T> RTASd, OrynMt- t?<. I k*>TMd No Jlfi >V ‘• ** t- ••'• <!>-♦r\t I V**’- • * <•>* •*< r ITS LARCJ2ST STOCKS i\ slirt BMT!K!D lOINTKI 5 O ‘ •,* 4 f , sf Rvff . A. civ* io i* # ftrair 4.id Fancy Ms Trade. *u or Which tliev will toll at new Y<>l*K priper. Prtee Before VMay -4 */• • : G .•t • 10 !i I ft l —— i % & ft. |. Jir.A rCJLfc, v| lie*, if writer, ‘(irynkt fee.. *r 1 1 VE er-naiieutl'. -smnliehed Aft a ;.;*v, •!,-. rs. Tp* nos Pen •*.* th*| ,- S tr- !'••■o. if.t of a Pine |*<H of 1 aterinl*. ajn! w>jM .tutorliuiy keep >m hand a good w assortment of W nt|< -|j|4 Baxxt Barite** of rilKlft MVW *.)d the N’Om'HKRN l& \lf-fORS p>jt up in the most work aian'ik* naun ,, r of the heat material S3T R--p\lrUig dime at the shortest njf: tico. f.f tii I, 1860-ts. woricc. Sf Pj VRR-J, h vingr tieert burnt’ rat’<aa iloft to get an -ti.-- .•Ut*-ln ■>. lie is !•* v st y n< [n thenooca for me riv he!. 1r Dr. .it mrr, “e. P w*bc‘t the patronai;- Os t* ** who may e*r%otit. tnd rho are willio; (• ...a for t. globe 11 < >TEL. Aims MuutiaicY, I’k •phii tom. , i -.XtoTHB.— Rasaungera holding Through Ticket* etrrioi! to and from Ihu Hate) free r VA~‘o.'vw aa law -1 X Weekly Joarnat—'-Oovoted to Home LUeratare, AgdeHltore, Foreign aM Bomestio Sews, Wit, Earner, &c. ir AAtfitlwemg. REMOVAL. WS hereby irive notice to >ll ot our friendg *nd custooiers md the pnMic gi nerßy, that we hate been compelled to mote to Mortons OM Stand, (in order to avoid Litigation,) where we ta ped to regain until our ihw House is com oleted, eh’cb we hope will be but aahoit tiuie, nod in order to reduce our Large mad Complete stack of Fall and Winter Goods, VO vill offer Extra laduceaeits, weare deti iirined nottv be undtoold by any .)| t<:T H -nto or foreign competitors, all we ash of anv one is t ciwne and EXAMINE OUR STOCK. ** tec 1 1'fi.ftdt lit, that tk* inducement# we *-‘r. can i t tail id ?i* e Ifvoeial satiFfcct on, *'t ...ffer fif)t)D Goods at Law Prices, o'ir stin k consiatr ot > very linfig uwually kept in an up e<it>try Town, met) as Staple and Fancy Dry GOODS. R'MWVH'ivs of ah di<e.riptMMm, Cloths and Cwsi- V.-'t nes, H*tn and Cups, Tweada and K out, HUokiis. Lattice tventleiwen awd chtl Irriisthw.-K k-tfii i Maid* ate, Crockery PaiJr** hoHobS, e. ne WOUt i va'l per'M’iiwi’ a’rei>t>n t> ou# Ktock of GEOKUIA MADE GOODS, i'icii s Kerseys, Turds, Caaiineis, Sheeting •■'d Sbirttny, t)si,shu*gs, W.xrl Huts Ac. We wiH wt.tsr.v otter .id roods, at Jiw Tori I’wo bl ow* the i a tootses ’ getting then ‘.vtv, -ah am* see us, e shall charge nothing lo ali.iwing our hut wd* take pleas •Me mi dt.tug m>, dant buy In fore you eiatuin* <>ui ■ A as von wig’t regret it afUu- it is too late. •**. CV mt *tl *iXir£LW, JACKSON A CO. 10th OcA I**o til! Slid Aug. 181. Copartnership Notice. Ur r f, tu* undeirned, bating formed a oo partnorship for the purposa of carrviog •h the eummaio Furnishing (tood*s Business, %nd having bought IT tsar C. Watr's ineercet in >he old tirm of Otfcfce A Weaver, woeld inf irm one friends and the public gen erally, that we offer Extra Inducements in th sale of what goods ve now have on hand. iuf aljct is u> reduce the present stock, • we intend t > offer one of the Lnrgeaa sad Bee tteeefce es Clothing and Furnialdng Good*. ever offered to this community, we intend tc make this a BUSINESS OF ITSELF, and therefor, our stock will he complete.— We hope that by strict attention to bus ness, to merit a Hbe>el share of rent natrou *€e. CRABBE, PORTER ft CO. B R OHABIfE, I L ft. JACKSON j. r POitTeß. f j. n. winkikld. August 19th, 1860. aviTsTovifS! GUNS! (GIB undersigned has put up n shop for the purpose of Maktmg ana Hepafrlne Ooulilc tarns, allies & Pistols. I will do-all work entrusted io me with neat uess ai;d dispatch, on reasonable terms, and yarrwtt it tag Hitt mt a Coll. Sh<rp over I. P. Ahlstrous’ Jewelry store. W. if.l WALTER. Wreenesboro’, July 18, 1860. —3m. ARMSTRONG & WILSON, ffl avinq to cjflSP Their business, B-Xpropoiipto give all, who arc willing t< riatronice them, the advantages of the profit, in their entire Stia k of by Soiling Them at Got.. All those wishing to purchase Spring, ftyrflnifr. Fall or W r i'o'er Hood*, would do well t<> gne us a call before purchasing elsewhere, as our pro position in all eases will fig Strlctlf <•. (Ve also, propose to sell our Sti re-Ilouse and {*■?. which is ilecideliy thp Lest Stand in the Town of Pentie)d. Jijr Ail thr.se that are in arreares in settlc ngthe;r aounppts. are respectfully requested to suttla by AT .tit if thev bov’nt the money. AKMStROh'G A WILSON. Pc-nfield, August 2nd. - iv4m. GE SOftd l A \t.INI FACTO KX or BADDLF,S & MADNESS, ISO Ur<t4 Strrri, VXD Ell A (TV VST A HOTEL. IAC II INK 6TRKTCIIKD BKLTING or Oak. Htmlnrk llnd lloh-or. li< R.i*4tnf Oik. lb mint If U*l Rubber. julw rETBIKT9M. o*. Arpt ML )M<l 4m. GREENFSBORO’, GEORGIA, WEDNESDAY MORNING. NOVEMBER 28, 1860. New Advertisements, EVERY PLAMTER SHOULD HAVE A Rcliakie Fire aid Bnrtlar Proof SAFE. In a community like this, where many weelthy persons reside on plantation•* remote from neighbors, and who sometimes have oc casion to keep large sums of money or ctstli jewelry in their houses, or have valuable doc uments to preserve, every prudential consid eration requires t at thei shoo’d have smut safe depository for such pro erty, that’t mvy he entirely secure from the accident ot tire ot temptation to robber . The loss of a ingit account bo k or ■ ther documen', whether he tire or abstraction, may ir yolve ua owner in irretrievable ruin; nud it therefore ad-uonish es all prudent men to effect a kind o perp,- tu al insurance against such calamities, arid the cheapest and most effwtual one is the possts sion of a tire an., burglar pr<>f Safe. Manv persons, watitinc such depository carry their money, sonietimes ’arttc sums on their persons. Others ufde it in secret places; others, whose entire fortune is InTW.ed in stocks nnd bonds, are known to keep the of such in vestments in wooden trunks or tin boxes lia ble at any time to be destroyed by tir or ta ken by theft. Moreover, if the portents of the times indicate political and dome: tic com motion, this is a stiong reason far procuring a safe deposit fiir money and valuables within the control <>f the owner. This security is af foided by V XI.ENI INE .1 BUTLER’S ALUV PATENT FIRE ANP Kn<4L VR PR()o) SArii. Til!? is fuade upon flip vaporo ing principle, which is the only reliable one. being filled with natural salts which remain perfectly dry until heated when they dircharg. such a volume of steam that the burnfng ot documents is rendered impossible. Puiine the twelve years that they Imve been in ns*., although hundreds of them t ave hoen sub j.cted to the severest ordeals, not one of them na* had its contents destroyed by fire; nm h s the burglar succeeded in a single insiat.ot in entering them. The locks are powd.. proof, and the key can be,carried in the vest pocket. Prices of sixes suits'! for Planters, f ‘ls, S7O. SBO, $95, $lO5, slls, $i 25. Transput tationexpens’ sa did. Also. Safes for Merchant , Banks, Count} Offices, Ac. For side by J. A. QUIMBY, 3 *Vr enVioek, Augusts Ga Oct. 31st 1880.—Untfl Jfwih Ist, 18fi‘. leandkr c. df.ming. 254 Broad Street 25-1. UNDER GLOBE HOTEL, Dealt r in Fancy and Vty Goods. I hava anything you want, and at the lowest prices. Augusta, Ga., Sept. 26, 1860. ly. NEW FALL DRY G OODS, 1860. H tringroec iveOnur stock of Fall Dry f?ood. (all of ahi b urc fnttrely new, having nc oltt stock on hand) we take tfiis occasion t.n cs). ’he attention cl the readers of tbo l .'Plantes Weekly ” to our floods and prices— OUR STOCK OF Dress Goods, KERSEYS AYR BLANKETS, HOOP SKIRTS. ind all other articles in the Drv ffoods line is ■Till and complete, all of which will he so and i ■iricesto (suit the short crops of Coifon nt.d Com Planters will oblige us hi catling n<it Xfttninine for theraselve which will cs’ -hem vathivg. KFAN k PL A PK. 2'id deer -*h'vt G .'he C“rn*r ?‘>B Hr. ad St-'eet- Aogusia, G a. Sip* 96, thuo- —\y SOUTHKKN RIGHTST % 0 UCII has hee - i *ai i of’ate ah. ut Sou'h ern Right * and Southern T ,Je, <■ eially since the Charie -t’ r: Cmcent'. n, Y.*u can n iw, “show your faith hy yoqr Works. 1 •* J. W. WIINFIF.I D Offers for sale IIARNKSii jf all kinds, made in this city, out of the he* .toutbern mates ini by soul jam man and he will give a Souther n tear ran tee. for all w,iyk d-.ftp ip )|ia s}iop, )le is prepared to make, to order, anything tr< m a ‘hroat-latch of a Bridle to the finest Carriage Harness. *as~Call at his shop in front end of Brotliei Copelan’s L'very Stable au4 you tytll lift waited on hv a tdoutlitrn man. 0. W. GROGAN, reenesboro. May 15. [feb.22-ly] Agent. THKOTVJa* 9HRBI.EWORKB, sirfei. Sear Ike Lon,. r Market. Auffueta, Ga. MARBLE MONUMENT#. TOffRSTON N, AC, AXjIO MAR RLE MANTES. And Furniture work of all kind*. From the Plaint It to the mint fyahorute, AeaigOid and ftinkM I* wear at abort no tic*. Ail work far th eouatiy rarvfullg Bowd and forwarded. and Jjospt, Ha, A pt. **, Ifckh, ly, MISCELLANEOUS. grr ~~7” - % I Hts K.iew. ■ ! 'Hf I” ft! III! BP NT \. If we know tL•• cures :in<l Crmnling ■! -nr miglihor’s wav. Iftwo knew t -m-s, dß‘.re|y gr _ in <!:,V, XV*.t:!il we t! c! ‘<!e him Fur his lark nin* gain— Leaving on ij.-huifi.w Leaving on 1 - i'u stnin ? If . . i I II l I * VC us. (eh: i.icr: ii-gs ti'cro, VV \v,i . ~! tr. inhliiig, 1 *ll i''■ •! Sr ■ |>,"-: ? •v. ‘• -c WSI Lying on the dewy grass, AMiile ’tis only im . •> <d’ E ten, ..•list in men-} flying past f If w kn (* w the. silent Mcy. Q ivering llinnigli tin: li it us pain, XV odour womanleiiii! dine, oiu tlu.iii R ck to haunts ,( g! ! t ag.-iie ! Life hath many a tangled crossing ; .ley lest li many a bicak of woe ; And the checks, tear washed are whitest, This the blessed angels know. Let iis reach in mu bosoms For the key In their” lives. Ami with hive towards earing nntine, Cherish jjnoil that s-i i. -i laiii.; So that w hen. tuir tiisr bed spiiits JJur t<> realms oi uguf Wemays -y, Hoar Father, judge us As we judged our fellow men. —♦ —~ A'tebl* Judg We had once fl.e piivihgeoihetng in the same carriage witl. a collide of judges ot tiie land, whom we will call A alid 11. anil Ingn ii. i tii us ‘us county, 0. A. si..ci • • used, was ere • i the cleverest and inns! genial men that ever sat on the hencii, .lit testy willed, a?.it excessively iinpatiem of a dull remark. B. on the other hand, was the pn.k of politeness and courtesy. U was excessively anximia to be agreeable to Ids lefirin and coin j anions, who were also his guests, and like many other ex eel It lit ami by no means stupid persons, 1 e thought the Weather would be a capital topic l, commence what lie iuieiidnt should even luaily heernne an animated and agreeable conversation. ••1 think we shall haven chas'gt- in the weather soon, my lord,” renii rKeu 0, as soon as the horses v.ere (a inOtioii, t > A, who was the senior judge. Alo k<‘l conteiii|,rtn usly at the speaker, and replied, sharply, “Wli v, sir, v\ hy t” after the manner ot the late Samuel .Johnson. ‘•Because, fny lord, t lie ino, n • change- iu£.” •• Tint moon !” rxelair e A vv itli :i|i irritation timt turned b-h’ porpifiu an in -tnm ; “because jo.- g...iigtP*fi. , r is changing, you no a’- b- you b* sticlt tijtd, VI, H'gb ht e.iti. is !■> Lt'lievi linn tbo iiioi n has ai l thing t wnti u l I bis present uritei -at , gliast at ’he uiiex’ectt and outbreak-; i itt :tm unltirtuiiate eountiy geiitieiiuin * v* ? t ail piovokert it (■Hite cnll.ijisetl, iiitti ’ *- into hitiiseli >t •••ice like a heniiit-ci.ib into h.s shell.— He ban broken the tea of conversation with a v nget’.t.'i h’ , * , h down thn ugli it. In ati tii st. atiei •; losbioli. was ... V (T Mbit 1 , to HJfIK'UT 4 * b’trtall!. ‘‘lieally, Bait-11l r A, 1 ” i t>x'*' e< ) U *■’” ceii-ly grieved by the It jury tin;* Minicted tiy bis leal mil colli ague, “you seem to Jue excei dmglv hard upon our tilends here."— | It in ll.e opinion i t u.any persons of good judgment dial the u.t-on tl* es certainly ii tioenec the weati ■< r. 1 ct.nfess, I lulie.ve ir.y sell —” • Ti en all I have to say,'* broke in his seiii-.r, taking mt tmiii Ins pocket tl.at i dition ol Li it Hus w tin.ot winch be never travelled— *cll 1 have to say istl.is—you ate ns gi-at a til. Biotin I B, list’ is. Alnr wi- tb nc tutciudu) i.nr drive in! silence. Ertaching too H ell. J Jr, Ware, tlie.ebier soiiierimes to re late titpnsiiigly bis expuriei ch as a parish ir.in.S'.er. Ooc week lie bun in lie special piiparatioti fur the pulpit, bestowing clrtr*st 1 till bisiuro mnl tboiigl't upon dip linn ping itisei.nrse ; anu flip result *h wtiat lie p<fitsidered one of bis very best uean.nn*. relay evening came, and lie most ge* u| sopietliing tip- t(ie aft! fnnnti set vice, wl icli nt MMirse innst ! o mure bn*tly, and raii'lt'Sbh fliJlie, it was probably* sojne brief anil simple exposition ot rici'ipttne. Monday iiniii.ii g. the Walks out. aid meets opg of Iris pa;ib)pnepa, who gr ets him vetv gordiilly. Parisliiojier—l must tltaok y>p(. doctor, for that sermon j it i;s ed.|i*d me more than 1 can tejf yon D ctor— 1 ht ‘f*U, ii n• tteb care upon it, slid am glad that my Int o* we* n**t lost. I'aii-bionei v-i s sore you it w o not.— It lias cleared on my doubts ami d'.li.nl* ties. * Doctor—l jmsmi.e you rrfci to the nr*riiii>K iliktHiß m*. l*riitoJiDn*r—N , tii—-(lie Tbo morning dne nix —T— duuH ptrtlcu* luily remember wltoiii tliat, Ti ll< n. N. U. Foster is- n ruutlidsis Ist the n< gt election fi r Judge of tbs Oc* mulgee Circuit, “While Folks Blame Fools. A friend of ours near Tampa Bay, in Florida, einpl *y ed a number of New York mechanics to do a piece of vvmk. I( was a government cnntiact, and required par ticiilardispntch. Tiie men worked as North ern mechanics know ImW to work, Old •lupto one of their employer’s slaves, watched them out of the corner of his •ye *nr several days. Si'inthing wc.r pvt dently working in his head which puzzeled him Badly. At last he cauie up to the tore men of the gang, and said : “Massa (jhaili R; what uo debbil you work for so. eh ?” “Toearn money Jupe.” “Money!” said Jupe; “money great ting. You work so N,,rf, massa Charles ?” “Yes, Jupe.” •Yo.i make fl great deal of money ?” “Not a great deal, Jupe. Spring sum mer and fall wr do well, but work is slack in winter time, and it we get aiiund a gain tosm-mg and make both ends meet, and keep w ife and h.iby i.i something to eat and drink and a house to shelter them we generally think we have done well.’ “Spose yi u sick, Massa Chailcs, who take care ob von ( ’ Then work stops, and we get very poor, and slitter great plications.” “Del'll do, Massa Charles,” said Jupe. “1 thought white, lolks sa -sible people; •taint nuUi’i ml de sort. Work, work, nuffin but work ; gets sick, and nobody take caie obVui. White, folks blame tools. June work, too. NcWter hurt liiin seit thogjj!:, Jupe gets sick Miss Sallie Como down and nurse Inin. Massa Boh send a boat seventy miles up t*e rib her to get a white doctor tor him. Nort 4 on]i enough for white folks, but reckon • ihi Jupe stay a’ home.” And old Jupe went elf in a state id dignified disgust at the folly • f white folks cenewflly .t the North, ami a particular io teiinintioii to doasli'tle work hiinselt as ssihie a ileteruriaiioii which his master says. Jupe was never known to break.— Exchange. Young Mail, Pay. Attention* Don’t be a ioafei—Don’t call yourself a loalor—Don’t keep com) any with loaf ers, aiiit don’t hang about loat'.ng places. Better work hard for nothing anil board youiseil; than sit around day af’ei day, or stand around cornels with y our hands ill yoin pockets. Fetter f, r yniirowu i.iinil, heiier tor hei It ■, and belter fm your prospects. Be. some body. Make y ourself worthy of the cm fiueiice of thore aiotuid you. Ah. mine than that, make yourself worlliy • t tl.o h ind of the little nark-eyed maul,-in who may be anxiously looking forward to the time when X'oij may i Her to protect her through life. Bus tic about if you mean to have anything to bustle about for. Many a poor |diysician has obtained a real patient ny tiding hard to attend an imaginary nne. A quire us blank paper, lied with red tape, earned under a lawyer’s arm, may procure him ins first Case, and make his fun true. Such is ihe world. “To him that hath, it shall be given.” Quit nroniyg and complain ing, keep busy, mind your chances, and re member that nothing is learned without study , and nothing attained without labor. Young n.nn, remember this, and go to Work.— Southern hiteranj ChnM//ion. Kissing Hie UaHdsomrsl Girls. A Distinguished candidate for an office ot high trust in a certain Slate, who is ‘up to a thing or two,’’ and has a keen appre ciation ot li* e beauty, when about to set nfi’oit an electioneering.tour recently, said to his W'ifc> wlm was to accompany him (or prudent t aborts : *-Aly dear, iiiAsn.iieli as this election is complicated, and the canvass will de close 1 am anxious to h ave n> lldug undone Chat w- uld promote my popularity, and so I thought it would In- a good plan for me to k:ssa mi ler of the liMndsomest iriris in every pbt. ■ h n I may be honored w ith a pttbl'C rcc* ptn-n. Don’t you think that would be a good idea 1” ‘‘Capitol,’’ exclaim the. devoted wife, “and to make i our election a sure thing, while you are kissing the handsomest girls J will kis* an equal number of the hand rpmest yot.ng men.” The distil gii'sh cenidate, we believe, Ims pot reined io tlits plei.t-eipg uieaufcof populark) again. J y.H put Together. —Ala printer's Fes tivttl in Boston, a sin-i t time since, the tol louiiig capital toast was drank : The Editor : —The man that iaexpected to know everything, tell all lie knows and guess at the real, to make known his own good character, est.'tliltsll tliu reputation of his neighbor, and elect all candidate* to ot ficc, to blow up even body, suit everybody and refoiin the wod<) to live for the beu fit of u’lmthand 1 1 avu tbo epitaph on hi* tombstone. “Here lie lire at lastin slio|t,bei* a lot: .motive runner on ilia track n| | ebhe notoriety ; his |ver n hi* p *n, nia h otel i* filled with ink, luateudei l* hi* sci-ts n* hi driving wlieel ia public ••pinion; lnm he exphiba it ia eanaad by ilia lu’u payment of subscriptirma. ■ T bo*.. win, can lisa liuiv beautiful lan guage. knnv bes* when to quit it; whuieaa thoae lm tiac ilia than beautiful, MUVUr know when to leavatt alone, Terms—sl,so Always in Advance. \> \YS;Rk RJ. •‘I F'fifc hr *’. ?i • ; h - MlwF.” I wish he would makeup hfe mind, tna, t dim t care ni ch Incgev to wail; I 111 sure | liav I- I:i I,t• dqi |i. stunglv That I thought of cl anging tnv'state, tor a swnt.tli.-n” 1 i > irally so backward, 1 mil ’l loii t; Inn on’ tjo'licit 1 trv • I ow n that he’s very good ten pried! Bul that he’s so dreadfully shy i Wli.-n l speak ah. ut hue and a cottage, He giv. s in. a glance of surprise ; c\n<l it I oiit Itji tii a niHii inpv, H. bimbos quite np to J,j s eyes 3 I can’t make him jealous—l’y'e tried it : And ’tis no use my being unkind j tor I h.” V niot Ihi-way, I’, (1 ..evtain, 1 o get him to make up his mind, I’ve sung him l“ve sonnets by doaen*. I've winked him but It slipp.us and boHe; x.ul we v e walked it by moon.igl.t together let lie never H>tempts to propose J on must really ask his intention, Or some other been 1 must find • bor indeed I won’t tarry much huger bor <me who can’t make up his mind. , 13P0UI Deacon Slu irp n „v or told aIV, ■mt he used to relate this?—JJe was Ktimd ,';g “lie ria v beside a fr>g pond—vve have is word for it—oml saw a large garter -nake make an aifempt upon n ewofmem* tg bull-freg. The isnako seized one of Iln; Irogß l.’iid legs; anti the frog, to be on I par with Ilia snakeslup, caught him by lie tail, and both eon metier*! swailmvirng •lie auotlier, and. ci-iiliiiued this CirfnK‘o - “peiatioii until nothing was left of either of them. OF 5 Home I’ooke being asked by (ienige 111 whether be played cards, re plied: “No, your Majesty; the fact is, I cannot tell a King fn in a knave,*’ A country paison bad a singular pecnli .uity of expression, always using the iduase <J Hatter myself,” instead Os “T lie. lieve.”—Having had occasion to exhort Ids congregation during a revival, he ofl H t. •ered himself that .nitre tiian onu hull of them w ould he damned I” Bhidhkt—Mi.sus wants yoti to send Iter a box of Crphal.c due, no, a bottle of I'repaieil l’dls.—Lnt I'm thinking that's not just it nailber ; but peilmps ye'll bo aft Iter knowing what it is. Ye see she’s nigh dead ami g.me with the Bitik Head ache. and wants some mom of, ‘Hint same ns relaived bet before. Dntgtfinf. —Y.iti must n.ean Spalding's Cephalic Pills. Bridget —Oeh ! sure now and ynu’v> sed if, here’s the quart her arid ;give inn the Pills and doiit be nil day abritrtit nitber. There is a man who walks so slow, that it is said he weais a pair T spurs to keep ins shadow from treading nn bis line!*. “I'm ain’t I grow in* tall T’ asked n boy of Ids father, “Why, what is your height sonny i” asked the father. “Seven feet, lacking yurd,” replied the boy. A good story is told concerning tiio writing of J. W. Illooks. t Ift*great railroad maunger of Mielrgaii. He had written n btter to a tii it it on the Central route, uiiti fyitg him that he must remove n b*t, wbicn in s one maimer incommoded lliu road, under penalty of pruseci tion. Th threatened individual was unable to read any part of t? letter but the signature, but tokitto be a free pas* on tlie road, .ind lined if for a couple of years ns such, •tone of tlse conductors being able to dis pute bis interpretation of the document. Whitewash that trill not Huh Off.*— Mix up half a pal Ifni l of lime and wafer ready to pur it on the wall, then take onn gill of flour and mix it with the water; then pour on it boiling water Mlfliiient to thicken it ; pour it while hot into the whit -wash : st r all well together, and it is ready for nee. To Prrrenf Rv*t. — Jf rusty.irnfi is rub bed with boiled oil,in which some red lead lias been mixed, on a warm day, the rusty procse will be arrested. Cur'for Inflammatory ithcumntUm Half nil <iutr;c of pulverised saltpetre, put in half a pint of sweet nil; bathe the part* affected, and (i amtud cure will speedily bo effected. Mr. Whitfield Anth**y cnromtinicafew to the Rome Courier, eftUc 23d Oct., that on the Calliiiii circuit about f„ur hundred and twelve perron* lint! joined the Metho dist Kpitcopnl Chu.rh. up to the 13th. A conference i readier or e day went into the hoe** of a Wesleyan Ilefoiiiiir whet* waa suspended on the walla the. pntiuitt of three expelled minister*. • What I'* said he, “haveynu them nerrl’ “Oh, yen they am there, ’* was tb# herty answer. ’ Hilt on* la wanted to row) !•* tLe*et.’* “I’ray w ho i* that 1” 1 Why, the, (let'll, to be rare |” “Ah f” raid tin ttlaimri, *|i§ laiMit tel tlpellad from tha sentaunae V‘ * NUMBER-4 8