Americus daily recorder. (Americus, Ga.) 1884-1891, December 20, 1890, Image 2

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I§ «n Important factor in keeping good health; if it docs not act in the way intended by nature, its functions are performed by other organs,— the Kidneys and the Lungs; and the result Is a breakdown of general health. Swift’s Specific Is the remedy of nature to stimulate the skin to proper action. It never falls in this, and always accomplishes the purpose. Send for our trealise on the Blood and Skin Diseas* Swift Specific Co., Atlanta, Ga. JAUTiOK wn'rrn'nlcJ, "ami, w n Wm Domrlnp Sic.: ztrm ed, ami every pnir htamped an botnm. 5>, &00 f^.75 S ovs H75 im L. DOUGLAS smz ror? rartnot Ik* hotter sii » ir^atHof ltj tlimwano.4or con«taui v. c.Mia SC.OO Genuine llnn«?-*f*v.—il. rii r t ;<■ ■: C? RivUsa «ir« * • *v. u r • •. 5/.00 fmnrf-spwei! U *-?:. A flue j • -V<; “»* unc^njUlcU fi.r Jo iui.1 <iurap!U!>. S'i.B0 Oooc!yrar XVrlt In tho fttumtarl «Jr t nj Hhoe, nt n (lopiilur j rice. sO.50 Policeman's Shoe n especially flaptco ' for railroad i u », fanners, etc. All made in Cougiv##, Hof km and I/tcc. t*<n* n for *3 & LAOiSs. hare Pern :n<> t favnruUy received s’ueo lhtr«. !;:cc. an«J the ncent imnrwjnent# r.ioko to any *hoe* *n!rt oi tlu-^c Atk your Jfealer, i dln ct to factory c loetal for order Mac. . W. Lf UOLOLAS. ITrocIif'ta, Mu** Tjf.v rj,-;n, >. tri ! if |*o cannot supply yr*u sen. !<«■*-iij advertised price, or . .ID PIECES Cl; Dtcrii nr i ,;:q iv Ivw I! -r.ife iVitliln ill. I.u\v. *‘I want to bo* posted in do law,** saitl a colored woman who called at the Gra tiot avenue station the other day. •‘Well'" replied the sergeant. •Tvo got a gal.” "Yes.” "And she’s got a beau.'* “Very likely.” “I can't ahear him. an’ 1 (loan* want him ’round tie house What co’.se shall l take'” “U%v*.» you over given him a hint?” “Lands, Hah! but 1 jess tola him to cl’ar out or I’d lmst him to smash! I reckon that’s a bint.” “But ho didn’t go/*’ “No, pah. Nov/, don, J want to know how fur I kin go an’ keep widin the Taw. I’ve talked to him, frowed water on him. hit him wid a club, called him names, made do dog bi to him, an’ p’inted a pistil at him, but he won’t stay away. How much furdi r kin 1 go an’ not break do law? Could I dmi stan’ in de yard an mow him acrof s de legs wid an old scythe when ho emu up indeda’k? Could do pistil go oft arci.lentally?” Wiii*n ndv If fol to try peaceful measures eho indignantly responded: “Dai's what i <?-d do on the very go off. 1 took lain by the collar an’ trowed Lin olxr de gv.tel*’*-Detroit Free Prcsi A r.'ijlcftl Conclusion. Undo Jal:c—I fctick on to it, cunnol. hit Acre's nothin’ ’at hasn’t a reason fer it < you’ll only st ■? it out. Fact is, ’ at ni,, on to any question kin he answered ah it’s fixed. I • rwidln’ you ret ' o’ mine o ▲ Strup Tale of His Thrilling Encoun ter with tho Old Bona. I was at my uncle’s, near Niagara Falls, In Canada, end had hardly arrived wbcu he said: “Now, nevvy, you’ll bo wondering around more or less, and I want to caution you about hp old ram I took up as an cstray the other week. He’s down in the lot where the gravel pit is, and just as sure os you give, him a show he'll be the death of you. I saw him knock a cow off her feet at ono hang, and I wouldn't go into the lot for #50.” Next day I skirted the fences and found the old chap anxious for business. I didn't give him an opening, however, but some body else did. I was standing in the barn with* uncle when he suddenly exclaimed: “Great Joseph! but there’s a tramp in the gravel pit lot! That rani will smash him to pulp in two minutes!” He shouted, waved his hat and shouted again, Imt the tramp was a quarter of a mile away, and walking with Ids head down. The ram >vas lying down in the pit, and the yelling brought him out. We saw him scramble up tho hank, and my uncle gasped out: “Git a boss hitched up to go for the un dertaker, for that tramp won’t bo alive two minutes later!” He was, i hough. The ram came at him on an angle, and lie caught sight of the animal when about ten rods off. He wheeled to tho right, stood still, and the ram got within ten feet, find then sailed through i be air on a straight line to strike bins. Next instant tho tramp had him by tho horns, and with a twist find a jerk he broke IN neck with a snap. lie tarried to Ixi sure that the ram was dead, and then came .in, climbed tho fence and said to ns: “Gcuiicuien, £ou sco before yon a man who has hi.on unfortunate. I have con sumption, and am hardly able to stand. I want t > ?ref to a milder climate as soon ns possil }.»,’* . New York Sun. A ml Sho Was night. They hadn’t been a year married, nnd while ho used to dress up in best and go out, lie never saw that his wife’s gar ments were getting unfashionable, or that she might, liko to go out, too. Naturally tills excited her suspicions. l Jame«,” she sobbed one evening, “do uot- deny if. Yot have grown tired. There ire, you love better than me.” ■y, you talk foolish. Who ‘er than von?” James dear.”—Philadelphia Ghat i mo tit’ i “Why, can I love h. Yourself, Times. An Arc City Dame (ii you get mo so:n Country Coy- City Dniw- cver are 1 hr ^ Boy-Y.YIi. m Eronsc poor Of*’; Johnsi •mnoilating Hoy. (ho country)—Boj\ can’t oat tails? Yes’ra. Long ones? h, long or short; v/hich- ■ IP* ■ns i*d; tier just the tails YsCood with ft fr) fellow pvi Offnlnff-k Light. ,/ords. It kiliri -Well, rdrift on it arc no ’caufto . u my intcllccshulps t i of onbrlief, an’ peril i time by a hpunh vit is inibakin’ cf do ha of it.- Lowell Citizen. M ■RiCKER & BRO ' Aiiicrfcus. Oa. Blood Purifier • Primary, Secondary end Tertiarv Con Ugeousillood PoiM>w, l'leer* ns Sores, disease* <*t lh« Scalp, Sell Rheum. PI etc Ik*. Pustule*. Pimp, lea,Itch, Tetter,Rlng-tvi-rms,Scald-Head.Hcrerm, RhcuimiUMu, Con-tUutiouftl Illood Poison, Mer curial Rheumatism, Disease*of the Hones, Gen eral Debility and all diseases orlsinn from Impure Blood or Hereditary Taint. Hold by retail drug- pats. Si per bottle. Roy Remedy Co., Atlanta, Ga. *AU77f£WG/?£D 7VE/HF/S Bl/TONi CUR£ KHAlifeS GOLDEN SPECIFIC. It can bexi ven Id coffee, tea, or! n articles of food, without the knowledge of patient if neces-nry • It ts huwiiiU-ly harmless and will etTect a perma nent and epeedy cure, whether the patient i* n moderatedrinkuror mi alcoholic wreck. IT NKV Kn FA1K It opera (i sfonuieUy urd with puch certaluty that the patient undergoes r, 0 Incon* venlenee, nnd soon ids complete reformation U •ffected. 4» pajre book free. To bo h.\d of Kor slip hy Dr. K J. EIdriri«, AmericuR, Ga. WKUUU1U.M0U3 ELHir.11 . w«sk>>.9Sof Body sr.d Kind, Effects •'•rwrscr Esc^tscs m OlUor 7oa as a rS Rnow£«* v. ®k TStlPUlt-BMdi* fa § M*»t hsrrifa traalrtp*. Wril® lUtn. ^ (»*»U -i LCO., BUFFALO. CL. v. ■“B0|U»IC"%rER OR MILK ■ ^ s Geow- I You htrut n! tho wkolv? ci Gns—No, 1 for clghtoivi tho mnnoy Street & Sm Ti» More Dodging. i:r:, Gns, what’s luippercd? it! : fho street as if you owned y. Fallen heir to a fort fa,of i:t T ■ e been dodging my tailor M"nlhs, and today I’vo got i my pocket to p y him.— tit’s Good News. I fall way l’lea anti teles. H'/tller—Is Miss Snuso to? tie—I’ll see. Give me your name, Mr. Ni; Mary .7 Mr. Nttecallcr—Won’t l? wish to giro ml do you an.so tha New York Sun, Snlv “T! ’IVci die n«. At that per’.s ! nt Part. ’ diff'/ronre ’twlxfc Tweedledum nnd 'ledre? 1 vupposo t ):o Jrst Mr. Twee- ildn’t speak,” said Mrs. Spriggiua. Mr. .Spriggins took off his coat so might laugh in his sleeve.—Unr- Iv.xnr. 3(or<! Round Than Scum*, “Pa,” sffkl Bobby, “wl.at’s a gasom eter?’* “Something by which gas is nicoxnred.” “Well, pa, is ii ebronometcr something tliey lacasurd cw wa with?”—Judge. At f l»o Dent Is*.*#. Man—Next, p! ase. Lf\dy—Yot\’re drsfc,*! hollsve? Pol.fco and Heroic Mulo Croature— Tha-anks v Allow me to giro up my turn to you.—London Judy. ir-fVJb"-' s. 1 y, '—,/■■■. J-— \\ Iwl aw iiii 11 - That’s Different. Jones—Did you pick a winner At tho races yesterday f Brown (mad)—Naw; a winner picked me.—Wfiahington Star. Well Named. Denier—Hero is a new cologne of my own make. ] call it tho “Dollar Perfume” be cause it is fotnpcsed of a hundred Kceuts.-*- Munsey’ii Weekly. % •\ Sian Without 1’rlcitd*. Customer- -Have you Anything to euro a cold* • Druggist — Heavens! Have you no friends? - Puck. Certainly.* Philosopher—'Whiit induces men to mnr- ry? Cyuic—The girls do.-—New York Herald. MI**lonary Work. GKATEFUL-COMrORTING. I ft/V A A ,1 . ... . mimr 'Tx lf C§^ . “Got anything for tho shakes, young man?” “That bottle I sold you last night was for that purpose.” “Yes, but the directions said shake well before taking, if I could shake the old man well I wouldn't want the medicine. I want something that’ll make him well without shaking.”—Harper’aTl/fear. An American Clara Vero do Vero. Miss Van Wirt—No, Lord Northbury, I could never marry yon. You are not my equal. Lord Northbury—Not your equal! Why, tho blood of tho Plautagcncta courses in my veins! Whou your great-grandfather wan ft petty Dutch trader mine^va.s sitting in the bouso of lords. Miss Van Witt—Yes, but when your great-grand fat her was sitting in tho house of lords mine was buying up town lots on Broadway.—Life. A Growing Friendship. ’Agent-—The week before last,sir, I called and left yon a circular of our new patent suspenders. L ist week I called again and filled your order for a dozen pairs. This week 1 have called again to collect the money. Travers—Thank you, thank you! Now that we are acquainted I hope you will as 1 ! next week and t ho week after next, and so on. Bring your friends.—Clothier and Fur nisher. Answered.- Sophomore—I heard one of the girl un dergraduates make a truly womanly an swer the other day. Junior—Indeed. Sophomore—Yes. The professor in as tronomy asked her why the earth goe* around the hun. , Junior—Wliut nuswer did sho make? Sophomore—Because.—New York Sun. Didn’t Know 1% Devolved. Mrs. Hcyfede—I say, Joshua, what’s tbet light off th ir? Farmer Heyscde — Thet’s the Boston light, Maria. Mrs. Ileyscde—Wal, wall them sailors must be party patient. Pve seed it go out raore’n twenty times, nnd they keep A-Ughtin’ her up.—Journal of Education. Ue Wanted to Try. “Oh* Mr/Dolbey,” said Freddy, “won’t yon please stand right hero a minute on the rug*” “Certainly, Freddy,** replied Dolbey much amused. *’Bnt why do you want me to stand therer M*. RLuilq; v(riU» to n*. aajrinK that ..oh, ristcr Amy *aid you wm ugly. ■^gU^P-lockoudlwm.Mdto* portion cf the dark continent “—Life. I >ee ^ • lXm * 1 ——nr You can find a number of liandHome articles that are so useful that you can afford to make your wife and children an appropriate Christman Present. You have a *<« !oci.iot» from Beautiful Chamhor.Suits, Loung (•arris, Hooking and Knay Chairs, Plush Top Lamp St* uses i*ii*l a number of other articles, any on«» t»f which ibniry Desks, Hat Hacks, Side t.Mori Tables, Lounges, Book ir.ahl** present. In 1hi» line wo have Knives, Forks, Spoons, Ladles, Butter Dishes, Tea Setts, i'nis, Tureens, Toilet Arti cles, Salver?*. Cake Baskets, Curd Deceiver*. Napkin Rings, in till styles and of the best uuaHty of goods, wliicn wHl he bold at hard firaen prices. | 411 tmi \%: A China Tea and Diiftjer Setts in new and hamhoiin) n»tternsk>f from ol t-> I" ^etts, Toilet setts. Fruit plates, Bowls, Tureens, Muus, 1 ’anri-mri** Cops. lo Toilet Articles, Cut Glass Tumblers, Wine Glass* s, Sugar S» tis, Tea Setts, \’as pretty and useful things that tlieouly trouble will be to decide which is the pr< ; njucos the Rett, Oatmeal :i,.smre there are beautiful OobletB, nti.l ro many otliei • ®||fl In great variety of Beautiful Patterns, from pJ.oO up. Hat W&im cfeid Prfetly as pictures, and as useful ns pretty. Oilier A * llFC< Cal! i prettier juitte Jrrors, Clocks da of other : * of Individ ii t me m any toom. 10 *, up. ^’ou Poles, Picture four pages of wlififiv,. l.aveg: „ R /l L Corner Jackson and Forsytli Street. ?! ^ L4 e A I We shall offer without reserve our entire stock of Shoes and Hats at a Great Sacrifice for the next Thirty Hays. 1)0 pairs Ladies Fine Dresss Button Shoes at 1.05 former price 2.25. 75 ‘ , .. .1 1. « .. 2.20 ‘ ‘ “ 2.50. so : ‘ “ “ “ >“H. 8.“ “ 2.70 ‘ “ 3.25. 44 ‘ ... .. , .. “ 3.15 ‘ “ 4.00. r,u ‘ • Mens B. Congress and Laeo “ “ 1.25 k “ 1.75. “ “ . V “ 145 “ 2.00. 30 ‘ ‘ “ “ “ “ “ 1.70 1 “ 2.25. 48 ‘ ‘ “ Calf “ • “ 2.00 “ 3.00. 3G “ , .. .. “ 3.35 ‘ ‘ “ 4.00. 30 “ , ... , .. « - “ 4.10 ' “ 4.75. m Remember these goods are all fresh stock and new styles!; the pro ' ducts of the best manufactories in the country. All other goods have been marked down in the same propor tion. Bring us your cash and save mone^. WILLIFORD, MATTHEWS 4 CO, * ■ 415 .Cotton Avenue, next to Bank of Amerious. V*?c-C ' ^ : ■ii?;