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THE AMERICAS DAILY T1MES-RECORDER: TUESDAY, APRIL 28, 1891
Ilnvr to J*roiionur« It.
“Poor Kniakauxi!” the man who
iraa toasting his shins at the radiator.
• # He wasn't half aa lwul a kiug as the
papers made him.”
“Tbit may be true,” replied the man
in the big brown ulster. “But I notice
yon pronounce his name Knl-Uk-a-wali.
I think the right pronunciation is Kal-
lah-ka-wah.”
“Very nearly correct,” observed the
man, who was chewing a toothpick.
“Kal-a-kah-wah, however, comes a little
nearer to it, unless I am much mis
taken.”
“I have always called it Kal-a-kaw-ah,”
remarked the hungry looking man in the
slouch hat.
“A Sandwich islander wouldn’t know
whom von meant by that," spoke up the
man with the cork leg. “Kal-a-ka-wah
is the way to prononuce it."
“Come off!” said the man who had his
feet on the table. “What’s the matter
with Knl-a-ko-ah?”
“Or Kal-a-kah-wah?" suggested the
night clerk.
“None of you have hit it yet,” piped
the fat man with the oily face who was
looking over the register. “In Kanaka
all the vowels are sounded. The name
is Kal-ah-kah-oo-ah.”
This broke up the symposium. —Chi
cago Tribune.
Ill-raking Him I p.
A boy of H or 9 years old stood at the
corner of Brush and Elizabeth streets
the other day with head up and arms
folded. lie had three hen’s feathers
stnck in his cap. He had a bow sinng
to his back, and in a quiver made of bnf-
falo hide ho had three or four arrows.
In his lielt was the family bread knife
and in his right hand was a war club.
As he thus stood* casting his eagle eye
about him, a telegraph boy came along
and stopped and looked him over. The
inspection Listed a full minute, and then
he asked:
“Playing Injun?”
“Yea.”
“Got a name?”
“Red Clond.”
“Humph! No go.”
“What’s the matter?”
“You have been eating bread and but
ter with sugar on it, and forgot to wipe
off your month. Better stay in the back
yard and scare the baby. You’re no big
Injun.”—Detroit Free Press.
Senator Sawyer is thus quoted by the
New York Continent: ‘I think ray
relations with Mr. Blaine are as close as
those of any man in Washington. I
know that Mr, Blaine dues not intend to
be a candidate, and would not accept
the nomination under any circumstance*.
He is perfectly satisfied where he is.’’
A DUTY TO YOntSKLF.
It is surprising that people will use a
common ordinary pill when they can se
cure a valuable English one for the
same money. Dr. Acker’s English
pills are a positive cure for sick head
ache and all liver troubles. They are
small, sweet, easily t.-.ken, and do not
gripe. For sale by Fleetwood & Rus
sell, Americas, Ga. 0
A. A. Simon ton of Carrollton has
dining-room table that was used by the
family of Gen. Baily before the revolu
tionary war.
Very popular, very small, very good.
I)e Witt’s Little Early Kisers, the pill for
constipation, biliousness, sick head
ache. Sold by Cooks Pharmacy.
A small negress was burned to death
on the Williams place in Sumter county,
a day or two ago. Her bed accidentally
caught fire and ignited her clothes.
4»VV\Vs,\\VNW\S\\VsVa^\WXV\<,
for Infants and Children.
Bess* DMsrsllsas.
Judgement
•honld be displayed in baying raedl-
elne above all things. In selecting a
remedy for any disease, yon should be
positive that it contains nothing inju
rious to the health. Many remedies
on the market leave the patient in a
much worse condition, than before
taking them.
s. s. s.
la purely vegetable, and perfectly
harmless; the most delicate child can
take it with absolute safety. It contains
no mercury or minerals of any kind,
and yet it never fails to cure the dis
eases it is recommended for.
Book on Blood and Skin diseases frea
Swift Specifto-Co., Atlanta, da
“Castor!* Is *o well sdspted to children that
I recommend Itas superior to any prescription
known to me.” H. A. Aacnxa, M. D.,
Ill So. Oxford Bt, Brooklyn, N. Y.
“The use of ( Csstoris*ls so universal and
its merits so well known that it seems a work
of supererogation to endorse It Few are the
intelligent families who do not keep Csstoria
Carlos Martth, D.D.,
New York City.
Late Pastor Bloomlngdalo Beformed Church.
Csstoria cures Colic, Constipation,
Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea. Eructation,
Kills Worms, gives sleep, and promotes di*
Without injurious medication,
•* For several years I have recommended
your * Csstoria, * and shall always continue to
do so as it has invariably produced beneficial
results.”
Edwik F. Pardo, M. D.,
“The Winthrop,” 125th Street and 7th Are.,
New York City.
J. HENRY FREEMAN,
413 COTTON AVE.,
Contractor * and * Builder.
Katlmatas cheerfully furnished. Also dealer In Balding Materi sis,
Doors, Sasi, Bids, BricUiglas, Laths,
Wall Papers, etc.; Leads, Oils and Averill Mixed Paints, the best in
i the world. Call and see me when you need anything in my line.
THE MOST RELIABLE!
A. J. BUCHANAN.
Td Cxktaur Compact, 77 Mdsrat Stkzxt, New Yost. STAPLE AND FANCY GROCERIES
■■HiCTHBaiHBSi : CORNER COTTON AVENUE AND LAMAR STREET, AMERICU3.GV
TELEPHONE No. 40. FREE DELIVERY.
r the following Hat uud aeleet what you
SCHOFIELD’S IRON WORKS,
FOCNDKV ANI) MACHINE WIOV.
THE
I am the Housekeeper* Friend. I ook o\
i want, snd telephone or send me your order:
The largest and finest assortment of Fine Groceries and Canned Goods, consisting
I In part of. Arm .ur’s Corned Beer, l.un li Tongue Boast Beef, Tripe, Chipped Beef, Figs
i Kcet, Deviled Ham, Salmon, White Kt.h Mackerel. I obs'era. Ham Storage, Chicken
I Moup, Tomatoes. Green Corn, Barlet Fears, Apricots, Fresh Fmu-he-, Huesnples, I lck-
j els, both keg aud Jar, and in endless variety, Preserves of all kind*. sauces, Catsups ami
j Chow Chow.
J. S. SCHOFIELD’S SONS & CO., Prop’rs,
Manufacturers of Steam Engines, Boilers, Cotton Presses and General
Machinery, Cotton Gins, Cane Mills and Saw Mills. Dealers in Mill and
Machinists’ Supplies. Special Attention to Repair Work.
<l£w-4-7-Gmos MACON, GEORGIA.
FOR RENT.
A Select Stock of the Finest Fancy Candy.
Feb. 25.3m.
J. R. HUDSON & CO.
PROPRIETORS
flmericus-Bottling- Worksi
BOTTLERS OF ALL KINDSrOF
Soda and Mineral Waters. Cider and Oinger Ale*
ORDERS BV MAIL PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO.
824 LEE STREET AMERICUS. GEORGIA-
R. L. McMATH.
E. J. McMATH.
B. H. MCMATH
A SEAT HOARDER FOR A D1XIK0 ROOK.
-Life.
II. Had.
They were waiting on the corner, and
one gave the other alight from hisci-
gar.
"Let’s see,” said the first after a bit.
"haven't we met before?"
“Yea, air."
“I thought so. Your lace is familiar.
Where have I seen yon?’
"I’m a Woodward avenue car con
ductor, and ovary morning for the laat
three yean you've got on atOanfield,
and asked me if this is what I called
rapid transit.”
"Urn!” growled the other as he went
np to the next corner to catch the car.—
Detroit Free Pleas.
▼oothfol Imitator*.
"For goodness' sake, children," ex
claimed the mother, aa die went into the
nmeery, “don’t make such a noise!
What are you doing’/"
And the artleas little innocents ex
plained that they were playing theatre,
and that a party of the 400 bad jnst
broken loose in one of the boxes.—Chi
cago Tribnne.
An Innovation*
"That was u great jewel Mrs. Healing.
bury had on last night"
••What waa itT
••It waa a live Brasilian beetle with a
big diamond .trapped on lta back. It
waa trained to fly around her neck, the.
giving the effect of a diamond necklace.'’
—New York San.
An Economic*! Stove.
Yonng Husband—Well, my dear, did
you succeed in finding a stove to salt
yon?
Yonng Wife—Indeed, I did. Such
good lack! I got a stove that will never
coat ns a cent for cool. The dealer said
it was a self feeder.—New York World.
After tlio Lost Act.
Sig. Ham—Did you see how I para
lyzed the audience in that death scene.
By George, they were crying all over
the bouse!
Stage Manager—Ye*. They knew you
weren’t really dead.—Chicago Tritium.
Adding tumult to Injurs.
Van Dusen (rejected)—You have made
me desperate! My death will lie at yonr
door, for before to-morrow dawns I shall
blow my,brains out!
Amy—Oh, i don't think there’s the
slightest danger of that!—Life.
Wouldn’t Uc Plnttcrcd.
“Sir, I bring yon here the bill. It is
already receipted. ” i ^ i
“Then take it back ngnin to your mas
ter. If there iB anything I cannot endnre
it is to be flattered.”—Fliegcnde Blatter.
The first DhMTWtr,
“Now, Johnny,” said papa, "who was
Adam?"
“He was the man who discovered the
wocld," said Johnny.—Harper’s Bazar.
HU (Jeiertaaate Remark.
Walking from the nutlnre, .
Tu eery cold and raw."said be.
*T like them lav,’
FURNISH THE LATEST
PAPERS
NOVELS,
MAGAi
1
Fashion Plates.
Will receive subscriptions
for any paper or
oubication.
ORDERS PROMPTLY FILLED.
Two dwellings, one of them suitable
for boarders.
FOR SALE.
PLACE.
Mardre’s Book Store.
flmericus News Go.
Central and suburban property at bar
gain figures.
M. CALLAWAY,
Real Estate Agent.
McMATH BROTHERS.
DEALERS IN
Groceries, Provisions, Country Mice
BOOTS. SHOES. ETC.. ETC.,
WHISKEYS, TOBACCO & CIGARS, SPECIALTIES.
207 FORSYTH STREET, AMERICUS, GEORGIA.
We Kllelt a share of the patronage of tbetradlagpablle, guaranteeing satisfaction
low prices, and good goods. We deliver gooda anywhere In the olty. Call and see us.
McMATH BROTHERS.
LITTLE MARDRE,
The Old Reliable Stationer,
105 FORSYTH STREET,
Keeps always on hand a complete assortment of Books
and Fine Writing Papers; School Books for
every county in Southwest Georgia.
Fine * Pictures, # Framed * and $ in * Sheets.
Large lot of New Moulding just received. Send in youi
Pictures and have-them framed. I lead, others follow.
REMEMBER THE PLACE.
NOTICE TO MILL MEN.
Ihavefbr sal* Two Mill Rocks and fixtures complete, One Rice Mill, One Pol-
lsher. One Pan, One Bolting Cloth complete, Three Pelr Denies. One Fifty Horses
Power Engine and Boiler, One Planer One Gang Edgar, Five Gins, One Clerk Cotton
Clearer, One Prete. Hhanftlnge and Polleya world without end. All or tbe above
property will be sold
Cheap For Cash or Bankable Papers.
dd reu me at Americas or call and see me.
C. A. BELL.
BAKERY
R. F. NEHRING,
PROPRIETOR.
iicksoi stmt, Older Allen Hem
AMERICUS, GA.
LIGHT BREAD A SPECIALTY!
Otta to Cta tf iO Esii ftopify F3MI Bmi 111 bbWiga tent Mil
Country Merchants (applied with bread at wholesale prlceg.
A. T. CURRY,
Real Estate, Insurance,
STOCK AND BOND BROKER.
Cordele, Ga.
ap!8-ly-d-w
lo itl-reii). Book of r*r-
J titulars sent FRISK.
mm B.M.VVOOLLEY.M.O.
Uuk MB?
Baseballs, Baseballs, Bats, Bats.
Our stock In this line cannot be surpassed la South Georgia.
HAMMOCKS! HAMMOCKS!
It will pay yon to see ns liefore placing ^our order elsewhere. Cro
quet Sets, Croquet Sets! We have just received a fine assortment in this
line, and can save you money hy trading with us. We would not forget
to call your attention to the fact that we have added to our general line of
Books and Stationery a full line of Moulding and Picture Framing ma
terial, and we have an experienced man at the head of this department, and
can do you as good work as you can have done in Macon or Atlanta Mail
orders will receive special attention.
ALLISON & AYCOCK,
B TT Gr Gr I
I will sell you tbe beet buggy In Georgia, price a inequality conaldered. Repairing ol
all kinds solicited and exeented promptly and neatly. All work warranted.
T. S. GREENE.
Cotton Avenue., Opposite Prince's Stables’
Americus, Georgia.
31A IAMAH 8TKF.KT.
AMKRICP, GEORGIA,
B. T. BYED,
FIRE AND LIFE INSURANCE.
REPRESENTING THE SAFESTAND STRONGEST COMPANIES CT^THB WORLD.
IosurancO'Placnsd on City and Country Property.
Office on
dec2S-dlj.
t Street, next door below Mayor’s Office.
Sans Souci
BAR AND f’ESTAURANT
W. T. RAGAN, PrOprtetor.
w o. 807 Iiamar Street
My .Raloon ^nrm.hrf^wlU^t^be.l Winya,JBrandlta, Rnm.GIn and WbUklce
that can b# bought for tbe caah. Imported Liquor a Specialty,
anything you want to drink from a flan or (’old Milk or Beer
Whisky-Sour in Americus. My Ee*taurant la supplied w
afford*, and with the best cook n the State, and a set
c«a please the moat fastidious.
SHINGLES
AND * * t
LUMBER
Having Just finished an outfit to manu
facture theabov»» named articles, we are
prepared to fnrnlsh them on short notica.
Satisfaction guaranteed. Will deliver at
Parkers Stntlon, ten miles from Am»rtcus,
on X. A. A M. K. K. Address uh at Leslie
Ga. . . ; It. a. t> ILSON * CO.
LUMBER!
Having located a mill etcolib Station, 1
am prepared to furnish Dumber of all
klndaop short nolle*. Klratelaaa I-umber
furnished on short notice.
J W. CASTLEBERRY,
M’cblVd-lm. Cobb Station, Ga.
SUFFERERS
or I'ibfitftunt
Youthful Errors
by a
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Tbe Uuige In America* 1* ever ten ycai
„ , Inaura* Tor 92A0Q. Assessment* lias
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