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THE AMER1CUS DAILY T1MES-REG0BDER: WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 16, 1891.
Had nUOIlMM.
Mrs. Henpecker (with terrible majcs
ty)—WImt were you rumbling no long for
at that keyhole?
Hr. H. (trembling in every limb)—My
love, you know I can't see without my
gtnjucB.
Mrs. H.— Glasses) You’ve bad enough
glasses to see twenty keyholes.—Fun.
The Old Man Would Have Bis Joke.
A Great Oiortiity!
N consequence of ray con
templated removal to the
two large and elegant stores
recently vacated by the Bee
hive and Americus Grocery
Company, I will, during the
coming week and until remov
al, make an
la the- prices of all goods,
Now js the time to buy your
suits, either for Men, Youths
or Children, as we will show
you prices never before seen
'in Americus. Our great sale of
E
is nowj in progress, and we
hope to close out the entire
stock by January ist, if low
prices on good goods consti
tute atiy attraction.
We have had an immense
trade the past week in Over
coats, but in consequence of
new arrivals in this deparment,
we are still prepared to offer
you a stock that cannot be
equaled in variety, and at
prices that you will be sure to
find agreeable to the times.
We'have some special at
tractions in
We want to close out a big
lot of these before removal,and
will offer at prices that will be
sure to move them rapidly.
Bring on the boys and fix
them up. It is predicted that
we are to have an unusually
severe winter, so I give you
good advice: Take care of the
boys* comfort and' save big
doctor’s bills. “An ounce of
prevention is worth about a
ton of cure.
Remember we are closing
out several lines of
ray* meet* (the .on. mine
molt!)
The lads prospered, and they and their
families enjoyed tbe very beat of bealtb.
Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets were always
found in their medicine-cbeat—tbe only
positive cure for bilious and sick head
ache, diuineas, constipation, indiges
tion, and all disorders of tbe bowels had
stomach. Strictly vegetable, small, su
gar-coated; only one required for a dose,
and their action Is genus and thorough.
Tbe best Liver Pill on earth.
Boy—Is soup healthy?
Parent—Why, certainly; what makes
you ask?
Boy—Well, when I smoko you say It
is not healthy, and the soup Is smoking,
and you say It is healthy. What does
this mean, anyhow?—Texas Siftings.
From a fall on tbe lee I severe)
-rained my ankle, which caused
il pain ana left me unable to walk. I
lea Salvation Oil and it thoroughly and
completely rid me of all pain. I heart
lly recommend It YVu. Kitiis,
No. 105 S. Fremont St, Baltimore, Md,
Tramp—Madame, I have faith to be
lieve that you will take pity on me and
give me a nice warm breakfast
Madame—Yes; but you must remem
ber that faith without works Is dead,
There’s tbe wood pile at your service,
Bbston Transcript.
Mr. M. Wlneburgh of the St. Paul,
Minn, Day writes: “After trying all
sorts of preparations, I’ve come to tbe
cor elusion that there is only one prompt
and radical cure for a bad cough or co A
and that is Dr. Bull’s Cough Syrup,
has cured me and the members of my
family often, and always works like
charm. It can’t be too highly praised.
First 11 O’clock Passenger—What
cold! You have a very weak chest.
Second Ditto Ditto—On the contrary
it’s a very strong coffer.—Judge.
For Over FlftylTesrt
Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup has been
used for children teething. It soothes
the child, softens the gums, allays all
pain, enrea wind colic, and is the best
remedy for diarrhoea. Twenty-five cents
a bottle. Sold by aU druggists thro
out tbe world.
“Your son la an actor, I believe.”
“Yes, Rupert la on the stage.”
“Is be a star?”
“I Imagine so. He’s generally out all
night"—New York Herald.
A GREAT GERMAN PAPER’S EDITOR
Says editorially: “I received from A.
K. Hawkes, of Austin, a pair of bis
Crystallzed Lens spectacles, and I must
say I was surprised to find them so
transparent and fine. I consider these
spectacles the best In existence, and can
highly recommend them to all
are obliged to use glasses. I be
lieve that these lenses really preserve
the eyes, and not like so many inferior
and badly ground glasses do, Injure the
*ght O. Dirrzxt,
Bd. and Prop. Texas, (German) Post
All eyes fitted and the fit guaranteed
at Drug Store of B. J. Bldridge.
nov25-sun-wed-wk.
Men’s, Youths’, Boys’ and
pring
the greatest blood purifier In tbe world,
as hosts of people In this city, where It
la manufactured can testify.
and will give you prices never
before seen in Americus.
The above notice on all bus
iness and no buncombe. Give
me a call and you will be con
vinced.
Thanking you for your very
liberal patronage during the
Pall and Winter season, and
soliciting a continuance of the
of the same, I am, as ever,
Hu. My.
Mass ds Lord.
Is what a grateful heart of 'old Cynthia
ltamsey, of Newman, Ga., spoke when
after a severe attack of asthma bad been
relieved by one dose of Taylor’s Chero
kee Remedy of Sweet Gum and Mullein,
the great mediolne for coughs, colds and
consumption.
Briggs—You know Mr. Wiseacre, who
had suob a lovely little home In New
Jersey. Well, he failed recently and
baa moved into New York.
Griggs—How sad. Where is the poor
man living?
Briggs—He has a house on Fifth ave
nue.—Clothier and Furnisher.
A Philosopher's Opinion.
Voltaire said to a beautiful
with whom he was dining, “Your rivals
are the perfection of art; you are the
K rfaction of nature.” This could not
ve been said if the young lady was
suffering from disease, and twin had lett
Its signs on the features. Women who
want to keep beautiful, and be the “per
fection of nature,” should use “Favorite
Prescription” to assist nature when
needed, to correct Irregularities, aid cir
culation and digestion, and thereby clear
p the akin, rendering it soft and beau-
IfuL Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription
la the only medicine for woman’s pecu
liar ills, sold through druggists, and
guaranteed to give satisfaction in every
case, or money refunded.
Matrimony is all right aa long as both
husband and wife like to read their old
love letters to each other.—Dallas Newa.
THAT TERRIBLE COUGH
In the morning, hurried or difficult
breathing, raising phlegm, tightness in
the chest, quickened pulse chtllneas in
the evening or sweats at night, all
any of these things are the first stages
of consumption. Dr. Acker's English
Cough Remedy will eure these fearful
symptoms, aid is sold under a positive
guarantee by Feetwood St Russell,
Americus, Ga. 5
paints, buy L. A M. paints, sold by
Du. Eldridoe
We can’t begin to tell you of all the
beautiful things we have that are suit
able for Christmas presents. Call and
ace them for yourselves.
James Fricxeu A Rao.
Kor Business, Cress and Work.
A HIGH GMDFANH A FAIR 9HK/E IS OUS BIB FOB BUSINESS.
Our line is large and complete clear through—all.sizes, all fabrics, all styles and all pi
Satisfaction to any man with judgment enough to know a real good thi
rices. We guarantee AU-Rounfl
ing when he sees it.
CLOTHING!
We make most any parent proud of his or her boy. Nothing can
, do quite as much toward making a lad look neat, whoisome
and manly as one of our stylish little suits. No trouble
about fits for little and big; we keep them all.
^Men’s = Furnishing = Goods!*
Our present line of attractions is certainly a credit to the establishment and a satisfaction to our trade. A larger
variety or a finer showing of Choice New Novelties and reliable standard goods would he hard to find anywhere.
Careful buying enables us to offer that big, solid value for your money that never fails to please. When needine anvthine
in this line remember our F. F. F. F., which stands for FINE FURNISHINDS AT FAIR FIOURES.
R. SHPM,*
j Americus, Ga.
ShJOHN
“Till Champion" Clothier and Outfitter of Southwest Georgia,
And Proprietor “Eagle” Shoe Store.
117 Forsyth Street,
119 Forsyth Strut,
Only a Contralto.
Hiss Warble—Wbat will you charge
me for a gold breastpin representing a
musical ataff with tbe treblo sign i.nd a
single note?
Jeweler—Ten dollars.
Miss Warble—O, dear! That’s too
high. Pm only a contralto.—Jowolcra’
Weekly.
KEEP YOUR BLOOD PURE,
s of the most frequent and insidious
causes of bad health la Impure blood.
Tbia disorder of tbe system does not
always manifest Itselr outwardly by
■ores, eruptions, etc., quite often tbe
■oredese le altogether Internal. The kid
neys feel sore, the liver feels sore, the
lungs feel sore, and a decay seta it that
too often enda fatally. It Is much more
serious for blood poison to manifest It
self internally than externally. In such
ases neglect means death, for the vital
irgansonce contaminated grow worse
inlass they grow better, and they wlir
never grow better unless the proper rent
edy Is applied. There is no remedy that
equals
Dr, John Ball’s Sarsaparilla,
as a curative agent in cases of blood pol
son. When other remedies miserably
fall to give relief, this remedy always
checks its terrible ravages, even In In
stances of scrofula or aypbillis, and re
stores tbe blood to a state of abeolute
lurity. Large bottle (103 teaspoonfuls)
1.00.
A physician of Waco, Texas,
writes: “I know a number of instances
of severe cases of blood poison being
cured by Dr. John Bull's Sarsaparilla,
no other remedy or trea meat being
made tue of, [I consider that no better
blood medicine Is mannfaetnred
decl dAwlmo
€UiUAa£U&*
We are encouraged with our Wholesale business from the pa
year’s experience, which has been to some extent experimental f<
with onr Wholesale business from the past
to any wl
sell closer.
Buying now largely, we are enabled K>
We offer a large stock of the following articles:
“Don’t yon think bis poems rather ob
scure?” “Yes, but yov. see bis ideas are
too good to be expressed In common,
everyday English .’’—New -York Press.
««
MOTHERS’
FRIEND”
To Yeung
Mothers
Mates CUM BHh Easy.
Shortens Labor,
Lessens Pain,
Endorsed by the Leading Physicians.
SRADPIKLD REGULATOR CO.
STUNT*, a*.
SOLD BY ALL DRUOOISTS.
REWARD.
A reward of ($sm any dollars will he paid
forth, arrest, with proof,to eoavict, orsay
person not authorised forexiinsalablnx.re-
»=ri« or dtatrerua^^mjlrfi m
November IX, Vi lot
IN CHRISTMAS GOODS.
Cut Glass Bottles, all sizes ; Plush goods, Leather goods,
Toilet Sets in wood, Smoker’s Sets, etc.
In Patent and Proprietary Medicines.
King’s Discovery, 2 sizes,
Simmons’ Liver Regulator,
Cuticura Remedies,
Tutt’s Pills,
Carter’s Little Liver Pills, ,
Derma Lotion, 2 sizes,
Stone’s Cod Liver Oil,
Horsford’s Acid Phosphate,
Barker’s Horse & Cattle P’d’rs
Warner’s Safe Cure,
S. ». S.
P. P. JP.
B. B. B.
C. C. C.
w. w. c.
D. D.
G.
Scott’s Emulsion,
Brown’s Iron Bitters,
Bearslbot and Sarsaparilla,
Lemon Elixir, 2 sizes,
Perry Davis’ Pain Killer, 2 s’zs King’s Royal Germateur.
And many others.
In Rubber Goods
Fountain Syringes, holding from pint to one gallon.
;ood family Syringe, from 75c. to $2.50. Water Bottles,
lolding from a pint to one gallon. Nipples, Nursing
Bottles and Fittings.
IN PERPUMBB
Laxxell's Odors, rLunborg’a Perfumes,;
Persian Bouquet Speelal, J Edeina,
Crab Apple Blossom, 1 Swiss Lil
lie Col-
Utkin,
iHaecnaora lo W. L. Mardre.t
SCHOOL BOOKS
for any County in the State
Blank Books,
America B bl s it actual cost
Oxford Bibles, Teachers’ editloc.
LaBelle Col»gno, 3 sizes,
.ilac,
(Goya Lily.
A very large assortment of Pear’s, Fel’s and others.
Fever Thermometers, Urinomaters, Lactometers, “OldlProbabltltiee.”
Garden, Field and Flower seed, Onion sets.
Oils, Varnishes, Colors ih Oil, Paint Brashes.
Toilet Articles.
Combs, Brushes, Tooth Brushes, Nail Brushes, Face Powde.s,
POCKET KNIVES, SCISSORS, EYE-GLASSES.
We bottle very largely colognes, castor oil, turpentine,
Bateman 3 Drops, /aregorfc, laudanum, spirit^ camphor, ex
tract lemon, extract vanilla (from best beans) and many othei
preparations. We solicit your patronage. Respectfully,
322 Lamar St. DAVENPORT DRUB COMPANY.
FINE STAFIONERY
Daily papers, Magazines, etc.
Subscriptions for any pa
per or publication.
Rubber Stamps, any kind, size
Pictures,
or price.
Easles and
Music.
Sheet
Picture Frames to order and
to our picture-frame depart
ment we have just added new
machines, glass cutters, etc.,
also an experienced workman.
Satisfaction guaranteed,
105 FORSYTH STREET
'I TELEPHONE, 106.