The Montgomery monitor. (Mt. Vernon, Montgomery County, Ga.) 1886-current, September 16, 1886, Image 4

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LA DIET AKPARTfEHT. Woman the Uou Traveller. "If you 'want proof that a woman is more cautious than a man,” said a drum mer, "just keep your eyes open while travelling. A woman never forgets to start for a train so early that see will have forty minutes to wait. She never for gets to ask her husband or male escort of her trunks are checked. She never forgets to pause with one foot on the car step and one hand on the handrail to inquire if she is on the right train. She never forgets to ask the conductor if she has to change cars before reaching her destination, and if she is sure to make a connection, and if the train stops at the place she wants to get off. She never loses u ticket on a train check, never drops her hat out of the window, never permit* herself to go to sleep with in 100 miles of her destination for fear tlint she may ride by, never fails to got a whole scat for herself and another for her luggage, never walks from one ear to another unless the train is standing still, and never gets up from a s at to leave a train without turning to look and see if she has forgotten anything. I’ll bet on a woman for travelling, ever time.— Chi oiQo lleruUl. Idiiilrk I lalitiiK In (lie filer ran. As 1 ussred the stream to secure the material .or our lir.sl lunch, the pleasant sound of a woman’s voice, followed by ripplin'; laughter, rather astonished m<', and going a few steps further somewhat more cautiously, I cume upon a very re freshing scene. Two young ladies who had probably heard ol the Indian's mode of fishing by constructing a wicker work i • lam, and driving the fish into the trap, | had ingeniously simplified the plan, and were just commencing operations. They bail divested themselves of tlioir foot gear and were standing in the stream about twenty f< <4. apart, in water some ten inches deep. As soon as the most muscular one succeeded iu getting u large, flaring tin pan into position under the water she called to her companion, "Now start them," and bracing herself prepared to scoop up a fine mess of fish, while her friend advanced toward her, beating the water with some brush and “shooing’’ continually. I watched them make two runs, both attended with poor results,so far as the catch of fish was con cerned, but they had all the enjoyment they could manage, judging by the hearty peals of lauhtei they Indulged iu; and 1 passed on as I came, unobserved, und thoroughly amused at this harmleai mode of fishing.— Orerland Monthly. Thn Modern Lnily's Man. Thu modern lady’s man, says a writer In the Brooklyn Eagle, is radically differ ent from the ohl-timer. Not very long ago the term lady’s man suggested a gushing sort of a chap, who dressed fop pishly, displayed a tendency to sport sky-blue neckties and affect effeminate manners, squeezed his feet into small boots, and went to a vast amount of ■ pains to render himself objectionable to other men. lie chatted about dancing, was full of small-talk, loved to carry a fan or a bouquet, bowed perpetually, daintily, and on the slightest provoca tion, and was altogether a very useful sort of a fellow to have around luncheon, (towing, and commerce parties. Occa sionally ho lmd a violent rival in a lady’s man of the Maj. Bugstoek type, who was ns masculine, dashing, and abrupt us the otJicr was the reverse of it all. One sel dom sees an old beau of the dashing military type now, however, ami tho gushers among the male sex are not pop ular. Lady’s men have changed amaz ingly their manners are subdued, dig nified, und exclusive, they seldom dunce, their brows are heavy, and they only smile after due deliberation and with a high regard for effect. The most solemn, earnest, and appar ently abstracted man of my acquaint ance is a tremendous masher whose sway is acknowledged from one end of New York to the other. He wears loose fit ting clothes of an inconspicuous pattern and cut, makes no pretensions, to fop pery, and is not particularly handsome, lie is exceedingly careful of the small courtesies of life, his bill with florists av erages f:U>O a month, he is continually making inexpensive but interesting presents, and he is the soul of discretion. Everywhere he goes he is besieged, but his sallow face never lights up and he pursues the business of subduing the feminiue heart with the analytical care, determination, and skill of a chemist conducting a series of dangerous and itn portant experiments. How Xrw VorU XVom.li M».p. Probably there is no other place in tho world where humanity of both sexes learn to suffer and Ik> strong, or rather suffer and be weak, as in the New York •hops. In Parts and London both, shop ping pure and simple as accomplished in this city is an unknown quantity. Here, from the highest to the lowest, from the wife of the merchant prince, who or ders her earriage at 10 a. m. that she may have a long day to shop, to the laundress or scrub-woman, who so ar ranges that she may don her best, and elbows ami crowds her neighbors as well as the best of them—all through that as cending and descending scale—the wo man can, nay, must and will shop Arter all Is said and done, what is tha result? Do the delivery wagons drive to one’s private residence bringing the re sult of the labor of the day f By no means. Are the dressmakers’ establish ment* crowded with goods belonging to their patrons! Not at all. What, then is the result of all this shopping? Why is it tho lower side of Grand, Four teenth and Twenty-third streets, and ; Sixth avenue, between the two latter | streets, are next to impassable any pleas j ant and many unpleasant afternoons? What is the meaning of this keen, self conccntrated expression that all, except tho very young or very old Women, have on these occasions? Does it mean gr.'.t outlays are to bo made—important out fits decided upon—matters of moment settled t Occasionally it do; s, more often it does not. The root of the matter is summed up in ab w words. The New York public, especially the women, are the hardest in the world to suit; that is uni ver.sally con ceded. They scour the city to match a ribbon to a hair’s width to get the exact shade, tint, quality, quantity, and the result is the American woman is the best dressed on the globe to-day, and tho New York shop keepers in their hearts if noton their knees ought to thank Mother Eve for setting the first fashions. Are their clerks as grateful? Oh, no. Do they enjoy handing down goods, gathering them up into lustrous folds, talking glib ly, persuasively of their various merit, to put them all away again, without making a sale without so much as a "Thank you." They are paid for it, of course, but it is discouraging all the same. Every one can tell an out of town resident—they are laden with packages, bundles and all the paraphernalia that goes to make up an express wagon, while the town resident will have a paper of pins sent home after rummaging for hours in half a dozen stores.— New York Herald. f'ii nil lon .’Votes. lloop ear-rings are again seen. White cashmere is fashionable. llough straw lints continue in fashion. Laco fans are among tho season’s craze. Wraps arc, for the most part, tight fitting. Soft vests of crinkled crape are stylish with silk costumes. White embroidered dresses made with yoke waists aro in high favor. Tho straw-lace bonnets for summei show the liuir and its arrangement. New buttons arc like rounds cut from a rough walking stick, bark and all. Tweeds and cheviots find favor with women who incline to the English style of dress. Zephyr cloths and batistes have shot grounds with tiny embroidered dsigns iu no of tho colors. Imported sunshades lire seen of em bossed leather, with a leather fringe around tho top. Shot siks are made up with velvet or brocade stripes upon a ground of shot silk to correspond with the plain. Silver jewelry continues to bo much worn on the street and with mourning dresses. It will also bo popular with travellers. White, pink and blue crepe is used extensively for summer underwear, and is trimmed with Valenciennes Lice and very narrow ribbons. It is tho correct thing to wear common sense shoes for walking, though narrow soles and high French heels arc retained for house wear. The modern extreme fashion in furn ishing is to have tho corners of a room cut off by curtains, screens, low couches, a table or the like. White costumes of flannel, nun’s veil ing, wool crepe and French bunting aro being made up for general use at the mountain, seaside and other summer re sorts. Old-fashioned veils with slioll-soallop edges are among the newest seen. Tho edgo just comes to the upper lip. In gauze veils large spots are taking tho place of dots. Velvet berthas, collars and cuffs are worn with both street and house toilets i of wool er wash goods. Yioh t over white black over gray and dark blue over scar i let are very popular. Golden hair has gone out of fashion. The dye rubs off during warm weather. A few ladies are trying to revive the fan cy for drab hair, but raven tresses arc at present the most beautiful. Loosely woven woolen fabrics, with threads of many tints, are made up with material with strijH's of one of the col ors. A handsome way of trimming these costumes is with appliques of gimp or with silk cord. The little sailor hats so popular last season are worn again. They are too jaunty and becoming to be given up by the young ladies. The trimming is ar ranged directly in front this season in stead of at the side. A pretty idea is to cover the entire hat and face with butterfly gauze of some delicate tint, pale blue, shell-pink or apple green. The ends are tied under the chin in a large bow. Four yards of I gauze are required for tho proper effect. THE THIRTEEN CLUB. Tfce Htsrr as a Carlops New V mrk Combi nation. There are three rather unique clubs in New York; that, judging by their recent growth, will in time become quite cele brated. One is the Thirteen club which meets at dinner at 7:13 o’clock on the 13th of each month, to disprove the popular superstition that one of every thirteen who sit down to a table will die before the year is out. The club started several years ago with thirteen at a table, but so popular have their dinners become by reason of the feast of wit and wisdom, not to say the viands provided, that at their dinner next week at the Brigh ton Beach hotel, Coney Island, thirteen tables, each seating thirteen, will be pro vided. There arc thirteen courses on the menu, thirteen at table, thirteen speeches made, and the number is introduced in every possible way and shape. Not be ing able to make the menu card in the shape of the numeral, the suggestive form of a coffin is adopted. The necrol ogy of the club effectually explodes the theory of the fatality of the number and the club is gaining recruits every dinner, and will have a headquarters and take its place among social clubs next season. Hie other club is tbe Twilight club, which meets at dinner every fortnight, and after the cloth has been removed dis cusses the leading questions of the day, pro am? con., according to the predilec tions of the speakers, who are generally selected because they are known to he antagonistic. The antagonism of the speakers prevents the club from ever be ing a mutual admiration society, and con sequently its dinners have become very attractive to a large class who enjoy this species of intellectual sparing. The other club is least known of the three; indeed, though with a larger member ship than either, little is known of it out side of its members. It is known as the I’canut club, and the badge of member ship—a peanut—must be worn on every occasion as an ornament or amulet, in metal, jewelry or carved wood. Any member accosting another who cannot display the badge can call on him for a dinner for as many of the club as he likes. It may be the call may be made in the middle of the night and the challenged party aroused from his slumbers; or it inay be that the demand may be made in the breakers of Coney Island or Long Branch—no matter when or where, if the counterfeit peanut is not produced the penalty is established. The result is that many of the members carry their emblem of membership attached to a string around the neck, and wear it night and day. The gentleman who was aroused from his slumbers wore his this way. The Hon. Jacob Hess, of the subway commission, was accosted the other day by a fellow member in tho surf at Long Branch, but he xvas prepared, having the golden peanut that generally dangles from his watch chain in his mouth. If the challenging party cannot produce the emblem if required by one who has, he is called onto pay the penalty, and in this ease it took the form of a very elaborate dinner at the West End hotel. Mallahan, the trainer and barker of Herald, the new aspirant for fistic honors, tucked his ivory peanut into his ear one night while acting as master of ceremonies at a fistic gathering, and to was not caught when Peters, the wine merchant, chal lenged him. The emblem of the club is becoming common in all circles. The imitation is generally in gold and worn as a watch charm. There is quite an excitement among the dudes in the Knickerbocker because some tradesman has obtained a list of the members and forwarded them to the club address in his business circular. It is against the rule in the club that its letter boxesrshould bo used for advertising purposes, and generally all advertising circulars are destroyed by the wholesale; but in this case the wily tradesman used square tinted envelopes, such as ladies generally use, and the superscription was in slender, tall, fashionable, feminine chirography, and the disappointment of tho receivers may have heightened their sense of club etiquette.— Constitution. Sweets For the Sweet When a young lady says she has two strings to her bow, she means that she has two beaux to her string. Alaska women cure babies of crying by taking them to the sea shore and holding them in the water until they are silent. The young lady who can peel a potato in five seconds is as useful as the young woman who speaks five languages is or namental. The principal beauty of the Mormon religion is that the same woman doesn't lrnve to get up the entire winter to build the kitchen fire. A WOMAN that takes nil the fashion magazines generally goes to a dressmaker to learn what is new in the fashions, and never makes her own dresses. Many women think they are domestic if they stay at home to entertain company, while their husbands think they are as little domestic at home as abroad. An old widower says: When you pop the question to a lady, do it with a kind of laugh, as if you were joking. If she accepts you very good; if she does not, you could say you were only in fun. "I THOUOJTT, Miss 8., that you hated that flirty tuinx; yet you went up and kissed lier," “So 1 do hate her, and that is why I did it. Look at the big freckles on her chin where 1 kissed the powder off.” “Which side of the street do you live on, Mrs. Kipple?” asked a counsel, cro-- examining a witness. "Oh, either side sir, if you go one way it s on the right side: if you go the other way, it's on the left.” Clear the War For tbe escape from the system of Its wsste and debris, which. If retailed, » .■aid vitiate the bod Iv fluids and overthrow health. Hint Important channel of exit, the bowels, may be kept per momently free from obstructions by using the non-griping, gently set ins »nd agree able cathartic. Hoetetter’s stomach Enters, whirl', not only liberates impurities, but invig orates the lining of the intr-tinal cans!, when weakened bv constipation or the unw se use of violent purgatives. Tbe stomach, liver and nrinarv organs are likewise reinforced and aroused to healthful action by th - beneficent tonic and corrective, and every organ, fiber, muscle and nerve experiences a share of its invigorating influence. Enobjeetionable in flavor a moat genial and who o vino medicinal stimulant, and owing ils eflicacy to botanic ■ourros inclusively, it is the remedy best adapted to household uee. on ac.ount of IU safety, woke scope and spaady action. The Coquette. Why is the coquett condemned? She is an amiable being; her mission is to please. There is nothing small about her. She does no business at retail. She dis tributes pleasure at wholesale, while her mischief is disposed of in job lots. She is the enlivening element amid the heavy formalities of society. She stirs up the froth where otherwise ’twould be a solid omelet that is served up to you. Tis the coquette that provides all the amusement, suggests the riding party, plans the pic-nic, gives dash to the pri vate theatricals. ' She is the soul of the house, the salt of the banquet, the subtle power of her personal presence is felt rather than de li ueil everywhere. She is a blessing to the community at large when she employs her time remov ing the glaring self-complacency of the average young man. The man who has become posessed of the opinion that a woman dare not jilt him becomes, sometimes, a useful citizen through the coquett’s ministrations. How could society dispose of that pampered son of fortune, possessing a dashing tally-ho, unlimited ice-cream as sets and superabundant sentiment in his composition, if the coquett did not take him under her wing for a season? Ah, for the pleasures of life the co quette is only too rare. It is not every one that possesses the ability for such a career. It requires great energy, infinite tact, and a gay and airy spirit. Home one attempted to be facetious when be said a coquette was a rose from which every admirer plucked a leaf, leav ing only the thorns for her husband, but history teaches the reverse. The coquette oftener makes a model wife; her experience gives her a great knowledge of men. She knows their weakness thoroughly and enables her to adapt herself to all her husband’s foibles and hoodwink him into accepting her own without him discovering he is doing so. But then if you do not like the co quett, you will have no dificulty in find ing a female companion of the same mind as yourself. Taroxysms of Sense. The saloon-keeper should take out a pilot’s license. He guides so many schooners over the bar. Wanted—vaccination against water melons, green apples, and string beans. Who will save our boys? The King of Greece doesn’t want to sit on his throne any longer, eh! Been roller skating? Have seen the girls in the same way. Bot few of us are ashamed to commit sin, but ashamed to repent of trans gressions, though the gates of heaven’s mercy are always open. An Indian girl by the name of Yadwi ga I’rzbylinska lias just been married. She feels better now that she has suc ceeded in getting rid of the name. “Pai»a,” said a very young woman, “when a young gentleman throws a kiss to a young lady, what should she do?” “Muff it,” replied the old man. Philosophy teaches us to accept our conditions in life as equal to our under standing, and not to continually growl about the price of admission. An old lady, reading a biography of Charles O’Conor, the alleged father of the New York bar, exclaimed; “Poor man! he had a dreadful set of children. “If the decollete fashion does not draw a line somewhere,” says Brother Talmage, “the primative fig-leaf will he an indispensable toilet article.” A Califoknian got sick after smoking ninety cigars in two hours. It is conjec tured that some young fellow must have entered the room with a cigarette. TnEKE is only one time in a woman’s life when she has nothing at all to say, and that is when she hears that the wo man across the street has a new silk dress. No one who has faith and is willing to work for satisfactory results can sum life up as a failure. Faith and effort have made more than one man street com missioner or constable. “Is it true you are going to marry again?” “It is very true.” “And whom do you marry?” “My dead wife’s sister.” “Is she very handsome?” “No.” “Uieli?” “Not at all.” “Then why have you cho sen her?” “To tell you tlie truth, dear friend, in order to not change mother-in law.” “If ye plaze, mum, the cools has , boomed her hand an’ axes to be excused fur a few days, fur it’s most crazy she is wid the pain.” “Indeed, Bridget, I'll do nothing of the sort. I expect to din ner tomorrow several prominent mem bers of the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, and the cook must do her work or find another place, pain or no pain.” A riiiLosornKU asserts that the reason why ladies’ teeth decay sooner than the gentlemen’s is because of the friction of the tongue and sweetness of their lips. Prof, n rot he. Brooklyn Board of Health, mym Red Star Coup'll Cure is free from opiate* » I enta. Scene in a police court: ‘’Prisoner, how manv barrels of potatoes did you say you -to!,' ''" " Seven, vor lionor; three yesterday, and two to-day.” "Well, hut that’s only five.’' ’’ Oeh. sure. I’m itoins for tho others when I Bet out of this.” After the most exhaustive practical tests In hospitals and elsewhere, the gold medal and certificate of highest merit were awarded to St. Jacobs Oil. as the best pain-curing remedy, at the Calcutta International Exhibition. • Yes.” said a fashionable lady, ”1 think M,*\rv Ims made such a very good match. I hear that her husband is one of the shrewdest a*id most unprincipled solicitors in trie pro fe»;on. and, of course, he can afford to gratii> her every wish.” Stricture of the urethra, however inveterate or complicated from previous bad treatment, speedilyand permanently cured by our new and improved methods. Book, references ana terro? ?ent for ten cents in stampa, V> oria s Dispensarv Medical Association, alam street, BuiTalo, N. Y. New Zealand h is cone into the volcano bus ir., - in a most enterprising manner. For dyspepsia, indigestion, depresalon ol spirits, general deb; lity in t heir various forms, al«o as a preventive acainst fever and ague and other intermittent f eve r«, the “Ferro- Ph os plior a ted Elixir of t'ai: saya.”made by Caswell,Haz ard <!fc Co., New York.and sold by all druegists, - the beat tonic ; and for patients recovering irom fever or other sickness it has no equal. 3 month’s treatment for 50 cents. Piao’a Remedy for Catarrh. Sold by druMciflt*. A heavy growth of hair ia produced by tho use of Hairs Hair Ron ewer. Every description of malarial disorder yields to the curative pow r of Ayer’s Ague Cure. Silence being gc*od for the wise, how much better for the fooi i *h. To Consumptives. Reader, can you believe that the Creator afflicts one-thira of mankind with a disease for which there is no remedy? Dr. K. V, Pierce’s “Golden Medical Discovery” haa cured hundreds of cases of consumption, and men are living to-day—healthy, robust men— whom physicians pronounced incurable, be cause one lung was almost gone. Send 10 cents in stamps for Dr. Pierce s book on con sumption and kindred affections. Address, World’s Di.-pensary Medical Association, Main street, Buffalo, N. Y. Sincere blame or praise should be treated respectfully. With encouraging crop prospects more books and Bibles will be distributed throughout the bouth this summer and fall than for many years before. B. F. Johnson & Co., the well known publishers of Richmond, have been ex* pecting and are prepared to meet any reason able demands that may be made upon them, those who have not yet made arrangements to work for them this season had better com xnunicato with them at onco. Lyon’s Patent Metallic Stiffeners prevents boots and shoes from running over, ripping in tlie seams or wearing unevenly on the heels If you have Cutting, Scalding or Stinging sensations in the parts when voiding urine— bwamp-ltoot will quickly relieve and cure. A glorious defeat is to bo preferred to an inglorious victory. The Beauty of Woman Is her crown of glory. But alas! how quickly does tii© nervous debility and chronic weak ness of the sex cause the bloom of youth to pa.ss away, shariien the lovely features, and emaciate the rounded form! There is but one remedy which will restore the faded roses and bring back the grace of youth. “It is Dr. Pierce’s “Favorite Prescription,” a sovereign remedy for the diseases peculiar to females. It is one of the greatest boons ever conferred upon the human race, for it preserves that which is fairest and dearest to all mankind— Iho beauty and the health of woman. Happiness th it don’t ra iko us forget others’ misery is happiness indeed. Tli© Conflict Between disease and health Doften 1 rlef and fatal. It Is better to be provided with cheap and simple remedies, for su h common disorders as cough*,colds, etc,, than to run the risk of contracting a fatal dis ease through neglect. Im. Wa. Hall’s t a lsam is a sure and safe rein dy for all diseases of the lungs and chest. If taken In *eason It Is certain to cure, and may save you from that terrible disease, Consump tion. It has been known and used for man/ years, and It Is no exaggeration to say that it Is the be t remedy In the world for Coughs, etc. A QUESTION ABOUT Browns Iron Bitters ANS WE RED. Th® question has probably been asked thousands of times. “How can Brown’s Iron Bitters cur© every thing?” Well, it doesn’t. But It does cure any dieoas® for which a reputable physician would prescribe IUOS Physicians recognize Iron as the best restorative Mont known to tho profession, and inquiry of any leading chemical lirm will substantiate the assertion that there are more preparations of iron than of any other substance used in medicine. This shows con clusively that iron is acknowledged to be the most important factor in successful medical practice. It is, however, a remarkable fact, that prior to tho discov ery of H KOWNhS IK I>N HITTERS no perfect ly satisfactory iron combination had ever been found. BROWN’S IRON BITTERSSaSSS headache, or produce constipation—nil other iron medicine®do. BROWN S IKON BITTERS cure® Indigestion, Ililioiiflnr®®, Wcaknrfls, Dyspepsia* Malaria, ('hill® and Fever®, Tired Feeling,General Debility,Pain in the Side, Bark or Limbs, Headache and Neural gia—for all these ailments Iron is prescribed daily. BROWN’S IRON BITTERS.SZSS’Sr: minute. Like all other thorough medicines, it acts slowly. When taken by m-n the first symptom oi benefit is renewed onergy. The muscles then become firmer, the digestion improves, the bowels are active. In tr omen the effect is nsually more rapid and marked. The eyes begin at once t* brighten; tho skin clears up: nea.lt.nv enlnr psirnpn to tho «..«•» disappears; functional derangemen|B>*cpme regu lar. and if a nursing mother, ahunoßit sustenance is supplied for the child. Remember Brown’s Iron Bitters is the ONLY iron medicine that is not in jurious. Physicians and Druggists recommend it. Th© Genuine has Trade Mark and crossed red line® on wrapper. TAKE NO OTHER. WOMAN’S Surest and Safest Regulator is BELLAMY’S EXTRACT G OSS Y P I U Wl Doctors recommend it. Sold by all druggists. J. 11. DANIEL, Wholesale Agt., Atlanta,Ga. m »• “Jones! >Ylmtare you - AAV/iIMA HltaUdn;? about?" What ; u every body talks about. i? 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I have a positive mined, f'»r the above d !«**••; by Its ns«.thf>usands o f case* ol the worst kind sod of long standing hare hern cured. I ndeed./ oatrrngl* roy faith In lta efDcar v. that I wl l tend TWO HOTTLK9 FKKI, together w th a VAI.U AUT.KTP.KATIBR on this d.tea** I* atil SUffeier. Give expr«*«s aiul P O. *ddr< B§. I>*. T. A. bLuLL Al, Ui I'cari tiL, hew York. OPIUM CURE! plication. 1 was cured in a few days. \\ i.l c *at you nothing to try it, and a cure is certain. Address with stamp for reply, Mr®. .1. C. C. CARLTON, 31 Ella street, Alania, (ia. f n BOT.T.ARS each for Nrw and S # Prrject SEMI >i»!H A CIII N KS. ■ H Wurutm ti*» v.ars. Sr»t on trial if *l-- I usi * red. Buy dim land u” $ 5 to $ 5. a* F r *n' um>. Write for FREE clr c.'.ar ih 1000 la*liinoni»!« 'mm aisle. «LO. PAYNE A CO. 44 W.loar««M..t kir«ce. GIVEN AWAYT^rr^ 16 err.lf la *t*iui>* ui r»» msilutg i wr%ppin*. Urtr f*rL'r rwsrsnnc or sU “OUR i*RESII)EJIT> " «v*r. a by ‘is iaet.w. H. Also tno. on* in thi* eofnmunity shonld sra 1 s'. immedUu-ly for outfit ani secrir» th* of ibr *»■« e-'.Uoic book dm p>ib'.wh «d. -Th* livir* soJ (irx'r* or Our Pwal*W." Hundreds or eoptes «n be sold be-o. Address tun Pra. Co., 564 Ws-'*si> A?., Cbicegu RIIPTIIRF iffiM kkm v llUr I %#IKk Li»Y. Explanation and testi mutuais free. Addrsnoi G. Frink, 163 Broadway, N, Y. TIIRSfffI’SIIMOTHPOWM UMplng Ttelh Perfect aad t«sms Ileaitky, m to Soldiers ft Heirs Sendsrana# Cirouiar*. COL. L. M!N(3* HaM, Atfy. Waanlngton. D. q BEST o ri d" HC Magazine Rifle. >-t \%-re -r Mnai: r*®*—*ll i l ***. Tka atvenc«*t «b«rt'tr rt.e r.ada. Parfacl aerr-xrj goaranteed, ai.d i&« only abaolatalv a*ia r.fl# on tLa market. 7BAL! IP.D GALLERY, prORTINO AND TARGET Rm.ES, world rfflflwtM. Send for u IIAIM.IV FTTtE ‘.KXIS CO., Xcnr Haren. Conn, JL S s you dry In 1 r?rin __,*i \\ !. .l l Una T'. »•. PatratL MJCIHI!. . p,dM ««.t to.t ..4 3 « 1X U WK V\ '.'VC-* tb**ntlr**add>. H-waro of Imitation*. Nona gennlna withoat th# "Flap B * AA 13110* .aV’ t»* a- Tsrk l.loatrated ratalcyo* fre*. A. J. Towar. Boston, Mass. ELY’S CATARRH CREAM BALMg^^M s7o°ooP^ " n u my fever Sis Woman or Child g Buffering from CATARRH. " A - A particle Is applied into each nostril and is ag r e©ab « to use. Price til cts. by mail or at druggists. Send f a circular. ELY BROTHERS, Drugg.sts, Owwgo, N. Y THe Greatest Curiosity ia Nature. The Mexican Iteen rrectlon Pin nr, apparent ly dead, wh»n placed lu water soon comes to life, sfiowingall th* tints of tha rainbow. $: to $4 per dsr esu>y made, si it tell* to four out of five per •xn at sight. Sand Me. for 3. or Me. for 7 samples (sell for 25c. eachi. Low prices by the 100 and 1,000. A roar’s subscription to on® of six papers given to ftryt s»>e order from each county and to firm order mentioning this paper. IF. BLF.DSOE, 313 .Main Street, Fort Worth, Texn*. BOOK AGENTS WASTED for PLATFORM ECHOES •r LIVING TRUTHS FOR HEAD AND HEART, By John B. Gough . I?i« ls*t and erownlnff life work, brim full oi thrilling tit Lumor and pathos. Bright, pure, and good, full of 'daughter and tean it itllt at sight is all. To it is added the Life sud I)esth of Mr. Gourh. br Rev. L> HAN AB BOTT. 1000 Agents Wanted.—Men and w-men. gIOO tosgOOa month made. no hindrmnr* »iw« rive Kztra Terms and /*ay /VrifAl*. Write for circular* W A. I). WUUTHLNUTON A CO., Hartford, t*sa^ STEP ,N advance OF ALL OTHERS. am TT amma W./9ZTZ' JfBETTER INSTRUMENT*. A sti*.nn lower prices. , -TT-T »Jsb— w y&^r^Eas.EßTEßMa j S'rPC? #1 A New PLAN. a V S T full PARTICULARS TO ’ BEIN BROS. & CO. B NEWARK, N.J. *»• niiiDICAI, DEPAKTMENT TULANE UNIVERSITY OF LOUISIANA. [Formerly, I*47,—MW, the Uniyeirity of Ir.innmn..) Its advantages for practical instruction in the of tho South-West are unrivaled, as the l «w secures it superabundant materials from tho groat Charity Hos pital with its 700 beds, and 20,MK1 patients annually. Students have no hospital-foes to pay and[special in struction is daily given f //<-* hnliid? <>f thr *!.•/;,as in no other institution. For information,addrna* ‘ Prof S. F. CIIAILLL, M. D., Dean, nr-p. O. Drawer 261, New Orleans, La. I Pimple*. Blofch©*, or Oily Bkla, Blemlshr* anil all Skin I)i*oaae* CureJ and Complexion Beautified by Beeson’s Aromatic Alum Sulpiiur Soap. I Sold by Druggist* or sent by mall on recent of M cent m by WM. DREYOOPPEL, Manu-B fucturer, 'JON North Front St., Philadelphia. Pa. y Salvo CORES DRDKKEKHESS rficf-'A and Intrmperanrfi not Instantly, buteffectuallr. i he onlv scientific ann dote for the Alcohol I.lnbft and rfct only remedy that dares tu send trial (lA bottles. Highly endorsed bv the mod nfL leal profession an<l prepaxod by well knowu New s'ork physicians. Send ***- stumps for circulars and reference* 15 Address "SALVO HKMKDY," 4 No. 2 West 14th BL, New York _ No Rop« to Cut Off Horses* Manes. WV Celebrated ‘ECLIPSE' HALTER JBL nnd BIMOLE Combined. cannol AFy atV lie Slipped by any horse. Sample Halter t'> any part of U. S. free, on receipt of sl. Sold br all Saddlery. jT&m Hardware and Harness Dealers. ,¥wJ Special discount to the Trade. [A Send for Price I.lst. \ J. c. IaIGHTIIOUSB, J llochealer* N. V. v— ■ w - * ITsthmaSSr EDI 9 floA liirmsn Asthinn Cure never fat in to giveß S 3 & x* immediate relief in the worst ca*eit. Insures convW Wfortxble bleep; effect* cures where all other* fail. H B trial convinres the mont skeptical. Price ttmlß R $ 1.00, of Druggist* or bv mail Sample 1 KKh T»rim g-uamp. PB. K. NC.'lllPFM^.J^J^Hwl^lnnjj FACE, HANDS, FEET, OrrTiw sad all tbelr lmperfactlen*. incltidln* Fadal, Dsvslopement, Snperfloooi llslr. Birth Mark*, jH U Mol«, Warn, Moth, Frecklti, K#d No*#, Aci»«, Black IIe»d(. Scar*. Pittlne and ibe'r tr*s»ment, Dr. JOHN H. WOOORURY, B*Z *. P»arl Bt. Albaay, K. I. Ebt’b’d I*7o. Send lOe. for kaak. S7OO to $2500 MM bo made working for us. Agents preferred v. ho can furnish their own horses and give their whole time to the business, spare moments may be profitably em ployed also. A few vacancies in towns nnd cities B. F JOHNSON A CO., Ml 3 Mam St., blc.imond, Va. Book telling you how to DE I E<’ 1 a»d Rfl CURE DISEASE iu this valuable ank mai. Do not run the risk of losing your Horse for want of Knowledge to cure him, when 15c. wil ipay for a Treatise Buy one and inf rm yourself. Remedies for all Horse Diseases. Plates showing how to Tell the Age of Horses. Sent postpaid sos to cents in stamps. N\ Y. nORSE BOOK CO., 134 Leonard St, N. Y. City. Ql_* V Billo Great English Gout and 05lasr S rliiSa Rheumatic Remedy. Oval Box >1.00; round, >0 cl*. ts SBa day. Samples worth sKKtv Line* not und*r the horses feet. Address Ow RF-I> HOLDKU. ilolly,Nllch. nAT*CIM "T C Obtained. Send stamp foi ftlA I u lx 1 O invputor’s Guide. L. Bixq. I ham. Patent Lawyer, Washington D C. 0 0 ELECTRIC BELT for Kidnevs. Pam, Nerrou* A JjU vv-ak. Book fr©-*. FLET« hkr A <’■t .Cleveland. O. nas ta-.cn the lead In tlie sales ol that class of remedies, amt ha* g-ve» •lmoat uaiveraal satafac “"‘uUßPHY C h.i won the li.'or at the public and now ranks among the leading Madi smith. Bradford. Fa. Sold by Drurgiat*. Frue • 100. ■ Piso’9 Remedy for Cat.vrrh ts the Hj Beat. Easiest to Use, and Cheapest. H 8 Also pood for Cold In tlie Head, Eg ggj Headache, Hay Fever, <Cc. Su cents. B* A. N. I’ Thirty-three.’Bo