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SIGNS OF THE TIMES.
First Capitalist (discussing the for*
■Btifl u of news trust)—Of course
«e?ll have to engage the best corpora
lawyer in sight.
Second Capitalist (after thinking)
—-M-r, don’t you think a fir3t-clas3
caaminnl lawyer would be more suited?
CLINCHED IT,
"TVs all right," said Yemer’s pla
friend, “3he will marry you.”
*T>fc» don’t make fun of me, tsess,'
©roti-rled Yerner. “You don’t know
aarythrag about it.”
“Yes, I do. I told her to-day that
& wanted you.”—Philadelphia Press.
ALbo 2 h is in luck if he doesn’t get turned
sasra while waiting for something to turn
10,000 Plants For 16c
^ is a remarkable offer the John A.
Skin* tSeed Co., La Crosse, Wis., makes
will send you their big plant and
«K^la.og, together with enough seed
JJXtH fine solid Cabbages
delicious Carrots,
2,'JW) Blanching, rich, buttery nutty Celery,
3J)i>S> splendid Onions, Lettuce,
ym rare, luscious Radishes,
a,«wo This gloriously great brilliant is made Flowers. in order to in
oner
yon to try their warranted seeds—
Ssr when you once plant them you will
jgraw na others, and
AM, FOB BUT ICO. POSTAGE,
Qcaviding you will return this notice, and
•51? you will send them 20c. in postage, tnev
^wlil add Berliner to the Cauliflower. .above a package of the fa
anas |A.C.’L.]
The average man’s idea of a business
fSKftnsaction is one in which he gets the
3xst of the bargain.
3frv. Winslow’s Soothing Svrup for children
Seotiiing,soften the gums, reduces inflamma
gao^JIay s pain,cures wind colic. 25c. a bottle
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Mrs. Haskell, Worthy Vice Templar, Inde
pendent Order Good Templars, of Silver
Lake, M ass., tells of her cure by the use of
Lydia E* Pinkham's Vegetable Compounds
Dsab Mrs. Pinkham: Four years ago I was nearly dead with inflam
and ulceration. I endured daily untold agony, and life was a burden
to 1 J32H. 1 had used medicines and washes internally and externally until I
wasarii t* up my mind that there was no relief for me. Calling at the home of a
Srxtrssl, I noticed a bottle of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound.
fc-P-nd It* endorsed too^patience it hisrhlv and I decided to fo? give it a trial to see if it would
and perseverence I was in bad condition, and I
«E*Ri£ Lydia E. Pmkham’s Vegetable Compound for nearly five months
» was cured, but what a change, from despair to happiness, from
wvaaury to the delightful exhilarating feeling health always brings. I would
mesfc <Aa rage back for a thousand dollars, and your Vegetable Compound is a
medicine. Mrs. Ida
I wish every sick woman would try it and be convinced.” —
MASKsasajk, Silver Lake, Mass. Worthy Vice Templar, Independent Order of
s&aseJ: Templars.
When a medicine has been successful in more than a million
OK&RMb is it justice to yourself to say, without trying it, “ I do not
Wte 3 ixe»vr It would help me ” ?
Surely you cannot wish to remain weak, and sick and dis
^HMoraged, exhausted with each day’s work. You have some
< feana rrgement of the feminine organism, and Lydia E. Pinkham’s
’Vegetable Compound will help you just as surely as it has others.
firs. Tillie Hart, of Lari more, N. D., says:
tt Dear Mrs. Pinkham : I might have been
spared many months of suffering and pain if I
had known of the efficacy of Lydia E. Pink
ham’s Vegetable Compound a few months
K sooner, for I tried many remedies without find
ing anything which helped me before I tried the
Vegetable Compound. I dreaded the approach
of the menstrual period every month, as it
<■< •.7 V |||| Ppp meant the flow much suffering scanty and and pain. others Some it was months pro
V was very *1 ‘ used Compound for
v fuse, but after had the
* 4 if 7 two months 1 became regular and natural, and so
I continued until I felt perfectly well, and the
% | parts were strengthened to perform the work
’Fan" U SS without assistance where and pain. before I I am did like not a care differ- to
mr mm ent woman now,
,'A I I live, and 1 am pleased to testify as to the good
your Vegetable Compound has done for me. ”
& Vi -O' / Sincerely Mrs. Tillie IIart, Larimore,N.D.
\ h\c>m€i J* 08 • * f yours,
h r Be it, therefore, believed by all women
ml i V 3-£ who are ill that Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege
table Compound is the medicine they
should take. It has stood the test of time,
and it has hundreds of thousands of cures
to its credit. Women should consider it
unwise to use any other medicine.
Mrs. Pinkham, whose address is Lynn,
Mass, will answer cheerfully and without
«*s35t all letters addressed to her by sick women. Perhaps she has
Jssesfc the knowledge that will help your case — try her to-day — it
«Bsts nothing.
SHAKESPEARE AMONG THE RUS
SIANS.
“What are you carrying there?” in
quired the Russian Captain of the pri
i vate soldier who was staggering along
under the weight of a heavy box.
| Caviare to the General,” replied
the soldier.—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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HOW ABOUT HIMSELF?
Mr. Bluster—Can’t you remember
where I put my cuffs last night?
Mrs. Bluster—Indeed I can’t.
Mr. Bluster—Great heavens! 1
never saw such a forgetful woman.—
Chicago Journal.
I
If Pills Were Poison.
If Detroit’3 crop of pills for a single
year W&S mad3 ° f ^ deadly P ° iS ° n
one - half of them would be sufficient
to depopulate the entire globe.
If the annual pill harvest of Detroit
was strung 0 n thread, like Christmas
popcorn, the rope of pills would reach
twice around the earth, with enough
over to tie in a bowknot.
If this string of of 26,000,000 pills was cut in j
pieces each the women
and girls in America could have a
different necklace of pill3 for every
day in the year, with an extra long
one for each Sunday.
Detroit produces 4,000,000,000 pills
each year.—Leslie’s Monthly.
RELIEVING THE MONOTONY.
“No doubt you will appreciate your
vacation a great deal. • *
“Yes,” answered the leisurely mem
ber of Congress; “it’s something of a
relief to know that you can do noth
ing for a while in a private instead of
an official capacity."—Washington
Star.
PANAMA TALK
IN THE SENATE
Waterway Proposition Continuciis
Theme in Upper House.
SPOONER VERSUS MORGAN
Wisconsin Senator Approves Adminis
tration Policy While Alabamian
Questions Facts and Figures.
In the senate Tnursday the Panama
canal question was again the upper
most topic, and Mr. Spooner held the
floor „ Wlth ... a speech , on Lhat ...... subject
during the greater P ortion of the day ’ s
session. He discussed many phases
of the subject, sustaining the course ot
the president throughout the proceed
iugs resulting in the independence ci
Panama. He also contended for the
superiority of tne Panama route over
that of Nicaragua. During his presen
tation of the question Mr. Spooner was
frequently interrupted by Mr. Morgan.
Early in the day Mr. Tillman enter
ed a motion to reconsider the tie vote
of last Monday by which the bill to
grant $150,000 to former Queen Lilou
kalani was defeated, but iurther con
sideration of the suggestion was not
pressed at the time.
Mr. Spooner found a strong argu
ment in favor of the Panama route in
the fact that a sea level canal is feas
ible at Panama.
Mr. Morgan took issue with the
statement relative to a sea levc*I canal,
contending that the tides in that vicin
ity are such as to render a sea level
waterway almost out of the question.
And,” said Mr. Spooner, interrupting
• • I have no doubt that when the time
comes, Nicaragua and Costa Rica wall
be delighted to make the proper con
cessions. t f
i ( I don’t know,” replied Mr. Morgan,
“that they will be delighted, but they
can be compelled to do so.”
By the uso of guns,” Mr. Spooner
suggested. Mr. Morgan responded by
saying that such an agreement could
be secured by this government “as
easily as it could build a new republic
at Panama.”
Mr. Spooner defended the president
against the charge that he had violat
ed the Spooner act in failing to take
the Nicaragua rc/.te when Colombia
failed to accept the Hay-Herran treaty.
If he had taken that course, Mr. Spoon
er declared that there would have been
senators to reprove the president “for
his strenuous haste in turning his back
on a route in favor of whicn congress
had made a solemn declaration.
Mr. Spooner discussed at some
length the failure of the Hay-flerran
treaty and during his remarks on that
point Mr. Morgan said that his position
on that treaty had been vindicated.
i . The fact remains,'’ said Mr. Spoon
er, “that the senator from Alabama
was the only American quoted while
the treaty was under consideration at
Bogota. ’ •
“That,” replied Mr. Morgan, without
rising from his seat, ‘is not the first
| time that Satan was accused of quot
I ing scripture. »*
j Ml - Spooner .>aid that he had observ
ed that whenever our ships were in
; the vicinity there also were French
ships there. “I have no doubt,” he
gai(i ’ „. f 0Q August the 12 t n the presi
dent had abandoned Panama and gone
to Nicaragua there would still have
I been ships there, although they would
no t been ours, >»
*< W hat would they have done tt Mr.
,, Morgan asKeci. , ,
“They would have taken care o?
French interests just as all govern
ments are expected to protect their in
terests,” Mr. Spooner replied.
The senate adjourned until Saturday
on account of Mr. Hanna's funeral.
BRYAN ADDRESSES ATLANTA AUDIENCE.
Respectful Hearing Given Him and Salient
j j William Remarks J. are Applauded. delivered his lec
Bryan
ture on “Moral Issues” before a large
audience in Atlanta Thursday night.
He was given a respectful hearing,
and his frequent salient hits wero re
ceived with great applause.
PERRY HEATH QUITS HSS POST.
Resigns as Secretary of the Republican
National Comm ttee.
Perry H. Heath, former first assist
ant postmaster general and secretary
of the Republican national committee,
wired his resignation of the latter po
sition from Cleveland, Ohio, to Acting
Chairman Payne at Washington, as
follows:
“Due to the death of the chairman.
Mr. Hanna, I tender to you my resig
nation as secretary of the republican
national committee, effective imme
diately. tt
Mr. Heath stated that the telegram
told the entire story
f OF WOE.
KU’NlA’i TALE
Czzt Issues Proclamation Urging Pa
Hence and a Threat to Ultimately
Overwhelm Japan.
An official proclamation
the ud preparedness of Russia for war
and the necessity for the exercise
patience by her people Las been is
sued at St. Petersburg, It is as
lows:
*» Eight days have elapsed since all
Russia was shaken with profound in
dignation against an enemy who sud
denly broke off negotiations and by
a treacherous attack tried to obtain
easy success in a war long desired.
The Russian nation with natural im
patience, desires prompt vengeance
and awaits feverishly news from the
Far East.
“The unity and strength of the Rus
s;an people leave no room for doubt
that Japan will receive the chastise
ment she deserves for her treachery
and , provocation . to war at time when ,
a
our beloved sovereign desired to main
tain peace among the nations. The
conditions under which hostilities
being carried on compel us to await
with patience news of the success of
our troops which cannot occur
decisive actions are fought by th® Rus
sian army.
The distance of the territory and
the desire of the emperor to maintain
peace were the causes of the impos
sibility of more complete and effective
preparations for war. Much time is
now necessary in order to strike at
Japan, but it is due the dignity and
might of Russia, while sparing as much
as possible the shedding of blood of
her children, to inflict just chastise
ment upon the nation which has
voked the struggle. Russia must await
the event in patience, being sure that
our army will avenge an hundredfold
that provocation.
n Operations on land mast not be ex
pected for some time yet, and w^ can
not obtain early news from the scene
of war. The useless shedding ol
blood is unworthy the greatness and
power of Russia.
. i Our country displays such uxrrty
and desire for self-sacrifice on behalf
of the national cause that all true
news from the scene of hostilities will
be immediately due to uie entire na
t j on »,
TURKEY HAS A GRIEVANCE.
Signatories to Berlin Treaty Apprised of
Trouble With Bulgarians.
A Washington special says: In con
nection with the threatened uprising,
in the Balkans, diplomats in Washing
toh have received the full text of a
note recently sent by Turkey to the
powers, signatory to the treaty of Ber
lm. The note charges iiulgaria with
fomenting all the trouble in Macedo
nia, saying;
(< The principality of Bulgaria
not change its attitude of active,
though concealed, hostility in spite of
the efforts of the porte in carrying
through , the stipulated , reforms. Trust
worthy investigations reveal the fol
lowing facts:
•. 1. fn order to be able to arm ill
the villagers, guns as well as ammu
nition, are constantly transported to
eight Bulgarian frontier places.
.. 2 The depots of three frontier di
visions are provisioned and armed as
for an imminent war.
a 3. The powder factories and artil
lery workshops in Sofia work double
time and with double forces.
. I 4. All the military roads leading
into Turkey along the entire Bulga
rian frontier are improved and widen
ed and made passable, especially for
artillery. The frontier telegraph sys
tem is being established, especially
along the principal roads.
“5. In all the districts preparations
on a large scale are made for
Ing supplies, a vast commissariat and
the furnishing , ... of . thousands .. , of ,
xvagons
by the population as the first appeal ”
Advices from Salonica state that
the Albanians who , were besieging
Shemsi Pasha, who, with 22,500 Turk
ish troops and three bum. report
ed Wednesday to be beseiged by 20,
000 insurgents at Babajhosi. have be in
routed, losing 500 men killed and
wounded. The Turkish losses aro very
heavy. Additional battalions of troops
have been ordered to Verisovich.
PRESIDENT AMADOR INAUGURATED.
... First Chief . Fxecut-ve .. of . _ Parana Republic „ , .
Tekcs the Oath cf Oifce.
At Panama, February 20, Dr. Ama
dor was inaugurated first president of
the republic of Panama before the na
tional constitutional convent on. The
inauguration occurred in the plaza, the
same place where the act ot Panaman
independence was read on November
3, 1903.
Thousands of persons were present
and the scene was fnost interesting,
A number of ladies witnessed the
ceremony, as did the civil and mil tary
officials.
An , n American professor ,>-«<•«*.. v,-jth
i zest of the Chauvinist has b"en ?
j turing in defense of American ^
°° the ground ° r its poetic
We may confess at once that Qualitj
marked by one especial i t
poetic utterance, free indulgenca Quality ,
metaphor. The ‘Big i
Drink” i s n „,
j literal description of the salt
] tic; and “She’s a peach” At;
1 i s an
j mation of admiration which jj
parallel in Ben Johnson. a< .
! due deference But Wit3
to the a eademic di
fense, 3lang is not founded solely
a desire for meaphor, ncr is it
, I ii^ . 9 much of the language al
of a b”
admirable for its Saxon purity.
j modern slang is a desire for synonyj
and nothing more. The America
undergraduate who spoke of a fishei
j man juniors, s breakfast is on as the "hamdoia’s
i same level s
an artist fn lan S ua ge with the spoil
re P or * ;e J w bo describes 3 a “wit
^ r ° n l °° Lbaif field as “lan
. , {n
one the fishii
(- ac ^j e .» The phrase is
no more tha
an almost mathematical substitute
-
; of synonyms for the more ordinal
phrase of “kicking the ball into i\
goal net. But where slang sucep-vi
j ppi j “
n SU y n g a rea j g ap or a
j 1 it gradually finds Its way into'the h
“Boom” “
guage. and “boss” and
record” are becoming difficult to avoi
and at the worst the words are bett
than the poetic flights which the Ha
vard professor has been commend®
—London Graphic.
WHEN TROUBLE COMES,
“Have any trouble with your pi
freezing? »»
i No; they freeze all right; t
1 trouble after they thaw
comes out 1
Cincinnati Times-Star.
j
I Struck Him Unfavorably,
Mr. Gaswell, who had coma recei
Iy into the possession of a consid;
able fortune, had decided to erect
| large office building, and was discus
ing the plans with an architect.
“As to the floors, now,” said the ar
chitect, “you v/ould want them &
mosaic patterns I presume? •>”
I. I don’t know about that, ' ’ respond
ed Mr. Gaswell, dubiously scratching
! bis j aw_ - “I hain’t got any preSnfidj
against Moses as a man, and he cer
tainly knowed a good deal about iarj
bu ^’ nd ^ wben ^ comes to laying floors, ij
0 seems to me I d rutlmr luvi
| | ’em unsectarian that ft like. Don’t it stri
you way?
; FITS permanently cured. No fits oraerra
nessafter first day's use of Dr. Kline's Orel
Neneltestorer. $2trialbottleandtrentisi
Dr.E. K. KusE.Ltd., LSI Arch St..Tiii!B„H
It has been said that all the vorJ
loves a lover, but the proof is missing.
The Editor of the Ttural New Yorker,
Than whom there is no better Potato E
pert in the Country, 1 me""yielding says, “Salzer’s 1 bTp< Earlij
by 464
acre.”' Salzer’s Early Wkeonsin yielded fa
the Rural New Yorker 736 bu. per
] Now Salzer has heavier yielding* catalog.
! than above. See Salzer’s
JUST SEXD 10C. TN STAMPS
and this notice J,o the John A. Salzer
Co., La ci-osse, Wis., and receive lots cj
farm seed samples and their big catalog tfl
which is brim full of rare things worth for $1M
gardener and farmer, easily [A.C.L.] j
t0 ever y wide-awake farmer.
It describes Salzer’s Teosinte, yieaia
160,000 lbs. per acre of rich green foddei
Salzer’s Victoria Rape, yielding 00,000 lbi
of sheep and hog food per acre, togetbe
with Salzer’s New National Oats, in J
haa a record of 300 bu. per acre, AIM
States, so also full description of
Clover, Giant Incarnat Clover, Alsikj
Timothy and thousands of other
plants, Grasses, Wheat, Speltz, Barley, d
Some men might compliment their wee
more if they were given an occaswa
chance to talk.
Plso’s Cure for Consumption Is an InfallW
' medicine for coughs and eolds.—N. ™
Samuel, Ocean Grove, N. J., Feb. 17, IjW
The coming man is usually one who hi
already arrived.
Bllllou Dollar Grass mill AifaUa.
When we introduced Billion DoW
Grass three years ago, little did we drsai
it would be the most talked of grass !]
i America, the biggest, quick, hay product
on earth, but this has come to pass. Ccj
Agr. Editors wrote about it, Agr.
lege Brofessors lectured aboat it, while Agr.
etitute Orators talked about it, -
th p farm home by the quiet fireside, in ta
^? rner S rocer y> \ n th« village postoffice
the creamery, at the depot, in fact
ever farmers gathered. Salzer’s Billion D®
^ ar Grass, that wonderful grass, good
farmer’s voice.
A. Walford, Westlore Farms. Pa., writes
a I have CO acres in Salzsr’s Alfalfa Clovei
It is immense. I cut three crops this sei
son and have lots of pasture besides.”
JUST SEND THIS NOTICE AND 10c. ^
STAXIRS
to the John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Cre 3 = (
Wis., and receive their big catalog and
of farm seed samples free. [A.C.L.]
all It’s an have easy matter to please a have wonMj M
you to do is to let her
own way.
.
•June Tint Butter Color makes toj
oi the market butter.
1 If it wasn’t for his fool luck the M
wouldn’t have the money to part with.
| j Why Do We Dio ?
Vital statistics classified show the r
spijatory orgai^ to be the feeble f ai
man. Diseases of the Kings are out ot
proportion in fatality. Take Taylor’s M-hhi Chf
okce Remedy of Sweet Gum and 1
for coughs, colds and consu ition. botto J
j At druggists, 25c., 50c. ar $1.00 a
end Make don’t the huntHfove. best of the J troubles you
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