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WAYCROSS, GEORGIA, SATURDAY, AUGUST 20, 1892.
NO. 38.
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
J-JK. JAM. €*• KIPPAKD.
Physician and Surgeon,
oil Block, up »t*irv
. always U found in Wil
April
WALLACE MATHEWS, H. D.,
PHYKiriAN AM* nr HO EON.
WAYGKOA* : : OWHUJIA.
jan2'My
j JK. II. E. SrJIAHTKII.
Physician and Surgeon,
WAYC-ROSrt. \ - - GEORGIA
|3T All rail* promptly aHeudcd to.
D K. V. € .FOI.KM, |*».j^#inan.l
Kn/n, \V«rnw, Ga. ^
iHflit* over T. K. I.imim Jf*w#-lpr 8
OFFICERS OF WARE COHITT.
Warr*-n LoO—Ordinary.
W. M. Wifaon—* Vrk Superior Court.
H. K. Mill#-r-sl.rTiff an.! Jailor.
J. W.
W.TfcTv
CITf OFFICERS, WAYCROSS, 04.
Arthur M. Knight. Mayor. Aldermen.
W. W. Sham. Gill
K. II. Murphy,
lion. <Trrk of l*ity lomit-il.
r. * 1«y AMM<«Miran<l G*lfa.i«r.
Warn-11 City Tn>a«nn»r.
J. |.. Swrot. Ilty Attorney.
John P. ranon. 1'ity Marshal.
\V. M. Somerville, City Engineer.
Tin- Way# row# Herald, Ollh-ial Organ.
HOARD OK KDlTATIOX.
H. W. RnA, Pmfclmt; J. M.« Marshall,
Srt Har) - ; W. J. ('*Bydl. I* Jj*l<
^AKIH C
POWDER
Absolutely Pure.
145TT-
ah k
J>4»y
DR. J. E. W. SMITH.j
Office at It. J. SMITH S IHtCO STORK.
Kmiilrtirr Hick* Street.
WAYCUDSS, - OKOKG1A-
| jit. A. H. KNUI.IXII,
Physician and Surgeon,
WAYlWOrKI (IKORlilA. I
tdr All mil. |.ruin|.tly allillilnl. -**
DR. RICHARD B. NEW.!
I’ll VHH IA N AM* SCKOKON.
Office at Mii- Kciii-diart*,
WAYCROSri, GEORGIA.
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ni-Hs S.ii.n.1 S
m.. at High S# l,
. I.. \Valk*r.
tun lay in m
N >1 l.iiililing.
. AIIh-Um.i
iV. A. * a-.n
W. I*. Han
if tarter halting pow#ler.
of all in leavening strength.—
JsitrM V. S. dorr rumen! Fowl Report.
ISotai. IIakisu Powder Co.. 100 Wall St. N.Y
WE 9 KHOGK , .
P. Ungli-li. W. M : K. II. R#i'
; Dodger*. Circulars X«*te Heads Kuvel-
! opes Statements anil all kinds of
Comuiereial Printing.
CALL AT THE HERALD OFFICE
AND 6ET ESTIMATES.
THE FRUITS OF PROTECTION.
GOOD HEALTH.
Very Desirable, But Very Rare.
Blessing.
Carnegie*. Million, Multiply, but Ills
M«u Mnt Take Itegg»ry ar the BulUt.
“By their fruits shall ye know them!"
Behold the fruits of protection! Writ
large in letters of human blood, in the
flame* of burning oil, in the smoke of Katu "
exploding dynamite, fa the declaration *“
that the Republican doctrine of “pro
tection for the tienefit of the American
laborer" fa a lie, a mocking falsehood lt cannot be denied,
by which labor fa made to prey upon its health, next to godliness, is
literature.
tha Put.
q t __ v __ their
vitals. the first consideration. There
The Homestead works are controlled ’ No one cau be happy without health, unless it
by Andrew Carnegie, the twenty mil- au j there are no circumstances what- side cor
liouaire, the apostle of high protection, ever which can make one utterly rniscr-
the beneficiary of the McKinley bill, the ' able when his health is perfect.*
munificient contributor to the Repub- A sound liver, a good, long-winded
lican campaign fnnds, the dear friend of , pair of lungs, and a free circulation of
President Harrison, who cabled con- i blood, are worth a great deal more to
gratulation* from his Scotch castle after ■ the happy possessor than bank stocks.
comeetionery. and pickles, and pre- !
serves did uot find their way into these ' There wa
healthy homes. The quack mediciue ' his passe
men were not born. Doctors lived i a Ihtrisiun
so far away that a patient would die or
get well before they could be got to see
1?“":::*" People did not sit up all night and j called
from lie »beJ all daj. There wu no anxiety to the Hue Milton,
felt about the rise or fall of stocks.
“Bulls” aud “bears” did not exist, ex-
suppose, that cept those which roamed the forests in
orthy of
• in the knowledge which
al»-driver had of Euglish
In Paris—where many
uueil after famous literary
ami foreign—a passenger
-abman and aske#l to bo taken
The cabman drove
long distance, and then deposited his
passenger, who found upon alighting
coats of hair,
were no “corners” anywhere
might be the pleasant Ure
ters, where one could sit
.winkle of the s
that he was in the Hue llyn
opposite extremity of the city! The
passenger expressed his mind vigorous
ly as to the stupidity of cabmen in g«u-
•ral and of the oue whom ho addressed
the Minneapolis convention. •*Px**ec- I government bonds and interest!
tion for the American laborer” gave him blocks of brown stone,
kingly riches—it has given his laborers If, as a writer of prominence asserts,
reduced wages and the bullets of mer- spirituous liquors are the cause of nine-
ceuary troops. tenths of the murders committed, then
In a time of manufacturing prosperity ' lt is safe to say that torpid livers and
and with a prohibitive tariff to bar out bad digestions are the cause of the re-
foreign competition, Mr. Andrew Car- mainder; for ill-health sours the dis-
negie made a sweeping cut in the wages position, and destroys the sweetest
of his thousands* of workmen. They temper in the world,
struck for living wages and refused to ^s we live, and the world moves on,
allow men to supplant them. He hired our habits
Pinkerton troops, armed with Winches- broader Held;
ter rifles, to reduce them to subject' ' m “ *”
Dr. J. P. PRESCOTT,
Practicing Physician
IIOltOKLN, (iKOKfilA.
All cull* promptly attend#-#!. jy'-H.in
S. L. DRAWDY,
ATTORNEY AT I.AW.
IH >.M KRVILLK, : ; : GEORGIA.
DR. J H. REDDING,
OFFICE. Fol.KS niJM K.
Near Hotel IWiiis. i.prj* ly
Me#t*nt Masonic Hall. Plant Avenue, 1-t AT
Fri«lay in each montli at 7:.H* p. in. K*. I A I
t«imp. W. W. Sharp#-. II. I’.; Rt Kx. t onip. Wl '
IIIIOTII Kit IHMID UN'OMOTIVI
-rhcxsl hall, ltee#j l#l#N-k.
I Vl'KUWriUMAI. J
Wayi nr-S faMlg.- No
M.. C. T. N. Syfaii. S#-#
! Hh Saturday-* «-at li m
HITCH & MYERS, ] V ii.
ATTUBSKVS AT I.AW. K.Tlk'-’" T K.in'l"
1*1# Stair* Wil'##»n's ItUa-k. #lay #»f «m-Ii m<
WAYCROSS, CKORGIA. i ‘"’ ,l r " ,n "'“ r '
j X. WII.MAKK,
Attorney at Law. I
VVA Vrllosx, f nK«n;iiU.
Jims MrltOltAl.ll,
Attorney and Counselor at
Law,
W AYl'ItOSS, - - - ti Kol'O I A, :
L.
A. M I I SON,
v« KON4 Mima
•ry Monday even
AllOXU THE (ilfTRCIIES.
I’flKSUVTKItlAN rill'HCH.
il.l.atli stIkmiI a
KiimmsT <
ST. SIMONS, laKOROIA.
Everything First-class.
Satisfaction Guaranteed.
SPEC IAL KATES.f2.SO from Sat-
urdny Sight till Jlondiiy Morning, in*
eluding Two Lodgings and Three
.Meals.
1>. \V. PR AIT. PitopitiirroR.
SAVA X X A11 A1 * V KKTISKM ENTS.
EDWARD LOVELL’S SONS,
SA \' A X X AI f, (1KORHIA.
Hardware, Tinware, Plows,
Tnr|N-nliiie Nlaunfacturera’ Supplier,
liar. Iktn.1 and Hoop IRON.
Wheels, Axles and Wagon
Material,
(tuns, Pistols and Amiiiuuiti«m. dl!)-]v
become
The Pinkertons fired ujx>n the workmen t ' mt as
and iheir fire was desperately returned, oegener
A battle ensued and the hireling troops
turrendored. That is the story to this
writing.
The moral fa that protection does i
>f observation have
r which to roam, we
painfully aware of the fact
race Americans are physically
tio where we may, we find every laxly
complaining of some aehe or pain. No
body is well. Everybody is taking
medicine. Pill makers become mil-
pr^tThTfawr j
receives, by government decree, tribnte
from all consumers, liis laltorer includ
ed. But the laborer is still dependent
upon his employer for any share
bounty ordained and enforced by the
government upon the pretext that it is
for his benefit only. Carnegie's millions
multiply, but his men are made to choose . influences along with her
between beggary and the bullet. Co- i light? Does the earth
his family in a palace of brown stouc.
Why is it?
Is the air less pure and health-giving
than it was in tho days of our fore
fathers? Does the sun scorch out of the
atmosphere the subtle principle »>f vi-
i tality, or the moon drop down malarial
top of the brosd-throattsl chimney.
Men and women dressed as comfort
tiemanded. They feared (Jod in the
good old-fashioned way. and were pro
foundly ignorant of the perplexing isms
of to-day.
They ate meat, vegetables and corn
bread, and rye bannock; and pancakes
were a luxury.
When they traveled they rode horse
back or walked; and carriages were not
needed nor thought of.
Well, says somebody, what would you
Shall we seek out a “lodge in some
vast wilderness.” and live on roots and
herbs, anil eschew civili/.ation aud its
delights, in the hope of getting our
livers in order?
By no meaus. The time for that is
past. We cannot go back to the era of
our grandfathers. But we can take
a lesson from it.
We cau eat plain food. We cau avoid
stiiuulauts, shun intoxicating liquors
ami |N*isouous cosmetics. We can
dress loosely and comfortably, and yet
be in style; we can keep clean, and lc
temperate in all things; we can go to
bed at reasonable hours and give tin-
out of the i n particular.
r it is
tided.
No
of siiv
lutnbia (S. C.) State.
j gender mor
| than of old?
i Many of c
i forth pois-
s, and the clear rivers cn-
deadly fogs and vapors
nearly all of our
women, are “delicate.” It is headache,
or neuralgia, or dyspepsia, or indiges
tion, or weakness in the limbs, or back,
and the least exertion wearies, and la-
TUe negro had at least the-prospect of
a quiet old ago and a peaceful death be
fore him. The white slave of today sees
looming up before his eyes visions of a
different character. He sees a poor-
house and the potter's field in the vista ! bor of auy kind is simply impossible!
of the future, with the spital aud the ! Now. all this is not as it should be. : edu
jail as halfway houses between. His ■ Nature intended that we should be well eon
life is a constant trouble to keep his 1 and strong,and able to endure the shak- tha;
earnings above the starvation point, aud j ing and rude jostling of life, without of 1.
the prospect before him uud thore de- ! being laid up in consequence. <;
pendent upon him is ns bleak and hope- And again wc ask, why is it? sun
Well, then, in the tir$t place, we are
afraid of the kiud of labor known as
umunaL We work with our brains,
and our wits, but we don't like to bring
ivhere and somebody
flcsl
itter if we do not leave a foi
ind us; it will be just us wel
hildren — probably a great desi
It is not so much what we c-a
at nothing u
r children,
children t«
i the joyless past.—Chicago Globe.
Carnegie, for example, with his flirty \
millions aud his baronial hall in Scot
land, lias been benefited b.v high taxes, j
but his workmen have hail to struggle ' have 4;*t the idea that manual labor is
to get wages enough to keep the
> 1h» desired; hu
of fashion—give them the present
home cheerfulness and home love.
Heaven will give them the rest.—
Thorne, in N. Y. Weekly.
“Just a little mistake in the poet, sir.
that's all,” said the cabman, calmly,
aud drove tho passenger back to the Rue
Milton.—Youth's Companion.
Collector—Can I see Mr. Wiggles?
Office Boy (promptly)—No, sir.
Collector (sharply)—Why can't 1?
Office Boy (looking around the other
wise vacant office)—That’s a pretty sort
of a question for a grown man like you
to be asking a boy like me, ain't it?
Collector stands corrected. — Detroit
Free Dress.
“There is one thing I like about your
husband; he never hurries you when
getting reaily for a walk."
“Precious little credit due him for
that, my dear. Whenever I see that 1
am not likely to be ready in time I sim
ply hide his hat or liis gloves out of the
way and let him hunt for them up and
down until I have finished dressing.
Boston News.
The Had Truth.
I'ncleJack (driving with his Boston
niece through the suburbs of Chicago)—
There, Margaret! There’s a fine place
—Mrs. Ilornstein lives there—just mar
ried to her sixth husband—
Margaret — Sixth husband. Uncle
Jack! Oh, 1 know so many girls at
home that are pining for thuir flrtt.—
Life.
ThVonly Way.
“I wonder how Hawkins got his In
vitation to the Van Steenburgs recep
tion?”
“Robbed the mails, 1 guess."—Puck.
Approplate.
“That novel of Hawley's fa perfect
mush,” said Crlticus.
“That’s so,” returned Wagg, “But It’s
a cereal story.”—N. Y. Sun.
CHANGE ANYWAY.
from the door: and liis case is
1 offio
li.
Attorney at Law,
i'R«*tt. - - tJF.OIMIIA.
.-lsrwli.'
Nov l.v
• by sjss iul c
... .... Suinluy S# Ii«m.| every j
Prayer Merlin* . very Tl.m>
J- 1a. CRAWLEY,
ATTORNEY I.AW.
WAYCROSS : GEORGIA.
1 Mlice in the WiL.n Building.
DR. T. A. BAILEY,
DENTIST,
Office over Rank, On Plant Avenue.
WAYCROSS GEORGIA.
«« 17. ly
J It. I>KI>GK.
DENTIST,
WAYCROSS, - - GEORGIA
Orn. it II|» stair# in the Folks Block.
WARREN LOTT,
Tiro, Life aud Accident In- Q A C
surance Agent, — O M V C
WAYI HlltiS, okoroia. j
—Nothin* but fir>t-cl«ss companion n-pre- i j*v p-ii
srute«l. I*-1 ellertcd on all ola-sc* of j
property. |
Lloyd & Adams.
DEALERS IN
| Paint*. Oils, Doors. Sash anil Dlimls.
Terra Cotta ami Sewer Pipes,
BUILDERS HARDWARE,
Lime, Piaster ami, Hair and Cement.
1 ’.tni-'r c,,n.n.. xml Wl.ilakrr si,.,
Savannah, : : Georgia.
olated one, t'jough perhaps it is one of K"** 1 carpenters end mueons lire
..,pie,
ait to become poor lawyers and lxK<k- the data of
In presidential contests this state
went Republican iu 1864, Democratic
in 18CS, Republican in 1872, Democratic
in 1876, Republican in 1880, Democraiic
iu 1884. Republican in 1888, and this is
the year for another Democratic inuing.
—Buffalo Courier.
Sun * House,
YOI.MAVS BLOCK,
WAYCROSS, CIA.
One Minute Walk fr«uu Union Depot.
J. \V. Strickland^,,,..
1 Aplr-iv pKortciEToR.
A CUT Oil RATES.
Fire. Life
I accide
Time Tried pid Fire Tested
i’s Fire - Proof Colors.
iml accident Insurance Com-
REAL ESTATE OFFICE.
Tt.VIGlIT & ALLEN,
lnrlH ly ^ M’ayrnw, Ua. j
j M. jrXXISx. W. A. JAILLCT. *
J. M. JENKINS & CO.,
Real Estateand Insorance AgeuTs
Na. M Bw#m*il>i# Slmt.
SAVANNAH, : : GEORGIA.
mrUMUn
hij*|s-il in 10
s per galloi
IWit
Metal-
W. A. WRIGHT, J. P.,
And A,,-ill For
National Guarantee Co
Seeuritie* #>htaiite«l #>n rosy terms. Spe* ial
lie Pa
Th«*-e a iv wls>l«-sal.- pri«-»-.
Addrv*** all tinier# to
S. GRIFFIN, Manager,
GRIFKIN FAIVT (U. JarlmavUIf, FU
Reduceil to $i.oc Per Year.
THE NEW NATION,
A Weekly Paper.
From Junk to October
Si .50 PER DAY,
The Old Reliable
HARNETT HOUSE,
savannah, ga.
lit# Win* at noth Ka<l«.
Having had cheat) foreign labor loc ked
out to secure high prices, Mr. Carneri*-
is now locking out American working
men to get cheap foreign labor. He
thns makes protection cut both ways for
his fat pocketliook.—St. Louis P#»st-Di.->
patch.
Why He Pay JID Mew?
, If Andrew Carnegie cau contribute to
j election corruption funds aud hire an
army of Pinkertons, why fa he not able
i to pay his workmen the wages promised
j them by the high tariff people?—Louis-
1 ville Courier-Journal.
Tut It Up Still Hlcher.
Our present tariff was adjusted to
raise wages. It was followed by cuts in
the carpet and woolen mills and by a
labor crisis in the iron region. Evident
ly it was not made high enough.—Kan
sas City Times.
I A 1 hundred years ago our gran.'.fa
thers and grandmothers were hale and 1
‘ hearty.aml did not dream of such a thing
: as weak nerves and neuralgia.
The men laid the ax at the root of the
‘ forest oak, and cleared the smiling
fields which now greet our eyes, and
i reared the humble homes were our
; parents were born. They had no serv
ants to help them — they strm-k the
; blows with their own strong arms, and
at night they were weary enough to
1 make their couches of straw seem to
; them soft as down.
The women attended to the frugal
‘ household affairs, and carded, spun
and wove the cloth for the clothing of
! their families, and, when this was done,
they went into the fields und w iclded
the hoe and the rake, side by side w l'.U
their husbands or brothers, and did not
have the headache on account of it.
Our own grandmother, who was u
delicately raised English girl, left her
luxurious home at the age of sixteen,
to 'H'i-ome llie bride of a Yankee sailor
—nil tor love—and crossed the sens to
this, then uhno&t uncivilized. New Eng- •
land, and traveled with her husband,
on horseback, more than a hundred
miles inland to a howling wilderness,
inhabited only by bears and Indians,
and forty mile* from any white man’s
hr- bitation.
Here she took up her life duties in a
hut buiit of ]>oies'undroofed with bark.
IL-re she reared to un honorable man
hood seven sons, and to a virtuous wom
anhood four «laughters. and having
live* I to see the desert around her bios- !
like the rose and the smoke of civ-
undreds of firesides .
r to the report of th
istical bureau of France.
8:;n,O.VJ births during the
d S76.565 deaths. Although
recent.years had led stu-
statistic
nal death
al tlie hi
startling
in Fr:
Its, yet
elutiui
id the
•ftioialt are try-
the causes «if this
li stands absolutely
ntinent. The mam
the
Mr. Cleinm—l’s takin* my vacatiou
Mr. Ituders—Sho! Yo* nebber don
stroke ob wuk in yo’ life befo’.
idespr
to large families,
ir two sv.xteui prevails. On the
Fram e reports 130 children to
) families. In other couutrio*
ige is more than :*0J; In En.»-
reut as A singular phe-
• Instead of triplet
is the fact
D the number of illcgith
otlici
and he s
is tlie physical «legenera-
pie: tlie higher class#*s by
have become effeminate;
isses liave become weak-
xfed by the tusks imposed
lt fa un undeniable fact
ecornc harder and harder
age family to secure the
•f life. The cost of living
■ases.—N. Y. Ledger.
referred me to your father,
. me to your mother, and she
in turn has told me to ask you again.
She—Dear me, that's just like papa
and mamma. I’m sure I told them
plainly enough. Kr—I am very sorry—
but— —Truth.
lie’
L
:OQ
LITTLE
LIVER
PILLS
Protecting HD Friend*.
j The seizure of sealing vessels in Belir-
; ing sea has began again. The ground
] floor rights of Mr. Steve Elkins' seal ^ ^ ^
I skinning friends must be protected at all ^Izatima rise fr<
haMrd8.-St. Louis Repnblic. i i„' tl,o thri.in* villxj. which h»d h u
’ sprung up at their feet, passed quietly k
Fl*htlM* Shy of Be*pon*ibUity. ! HW ay at the age of ninety-seven, hav-
Repnblican leaders are not inclined to ' ^ never consulted the doctor or made
tnenus wilu the medicine Lon e ... -
last illness being also her first.
And this is no solitary instance. It
was in those days the rule rather than
tlie exception.
And-why?
Simply because our ancestors had
iione of the luxuries which now beset
us on every hand. Their dwellings free
ly admitted heaven’s pure air. There
tight, gas-oppressed rooms
He always pulls «>ut his watch, pre-
umably to see how much of the honey-
Adlct—Murderers in New York state
have one thing in their favor.
Oaskat—Do you think it is an advan
tage to be electrocuted?
Adlct—Certainly. They can say they
were not born to be hanged.—Judge.
Cumso—That new gown of Mrs. Fan-
gie’s is a calling dress, isn’t it?
Mrs. Cumso—Yes; but how did you
Cumso—It seemed to me loud enough
to call.—Detroit Free Press.
iVv.ktrd to i he i
1 ..f Nationalism.
■ Owly On* I
■ FftBlnl-Ua
Word*
TIm-is* fa a 8-iiH-h dfaplay a#lvt-rtbcmcnl in j
• lltfa paper, ihfa week, which has no lw#* (
wools alike exerpl one wool. The same fa j
imeofecK-h t*ew one appearins each week, J
from Hie l»r. Harter ile«Ik-ine tk. This |
.house plsces a “Owmil'’ ns. everything |
Jltey make ami pnhIMi. buk for ii.seml
sIm-xii the name of tl«e wool, ami they will
abim-ynn llo»k, Beautiful Utho*rt|4is <
EDWARD BELLAMY,
Author #)f ‘TiOoking Itackwanl,*' Tlie
Sxw Nvxiox also prim-# the People* Party
Sl.t«> A YEAR: 5 CENTS A IW.
Add TV**.
THE NEW NATION,
IS Winter Boston, Mas*.
Samp!#-# Free.
janSt-Iy
Jersey Cow For Sale.
»- 1IKUAI.I1 oIt... Jo..Job l-riol. ; SJS
•■* cheaper thaa aay other uttice in . in full milk. an#l aloolntely w itfa.nt a fault.
>bi, mm. | ii«,uii»«u™ia. , r
jta^srsssss. *»
mlmStrSmauSaS^sTuds. L
Latin are Lnfortonatp.
P*vaiw the higher they rfae in society the
weaker t Iiey fiiul themselves bodily. Risley's
PhiUtbtken controLs the nerves, aids nature
in varsms functions, and thus eomhats
with tlie many ills of womankind success
fully. If yoor dmgrfat has not cot it he
, . 1th diiwtionsand eer-
tificates from many ladies who have used it
and can't say* en.»u?h in favor of Risley’
accept the office of manager of the e
paign. which involves responsibility for j
Mr. Harrison’s defeat in November.— •
St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
A Significant Contrast.
The embattled workmen of Pittsburg ■
carried the stars and stripes, while 1
Andrew Carnegie reposed beneath the
red cross of England.—Louisville Cour-
ier-Journal.
■ fails to ask how man
lamps of sugar lie takea in bis coffet
—Detroit free Press.
I to breed poisonous vapors of death and
destruction. Spices and condiments
£ unknown. Sauces for the appe-
E«’dtor—You complain about the
, jokes I print being dull. WeU, per
haps they are, but you ought to see
those I do not print.
Critic—I do. In other papers, and I
enjoy them hugely.—Truth.
THE GOOD OLD TIMEC
Tthat easy time* our falters tad. Uicjr 1
T* tarn » half a dollar vhvn they had tho
long day. ^ h ^ hl
The wbo>, Iona, blmsed day to earn a
Two bund re
Any Kind of Wage*.
Even “free trade wages” would
the locked out employees of the protect- i tite were among the things undreamed
ed iron and steel mills.—Chit+go Her- j of. What did a stomach which could
aid. ! take three “square meals” a day want j And Ih# ,,
„ „ _ i of anything to stimulate it to greater tour!
lr ' 1 ** * *' exertion? 1 But we ha’
Fashion was not thought of. High- :
How light their lot compared 1
We who are granted but six 1
-Will you marry me?
c condition.
He—What is that?
She—An improved financial condition.
—Kate Field’s Washington.
Th* Difference.
Frank—How can you tell a sunflower
from a daisy?
Oliver—A daisy fa yellow and white.
e thousand—will those o
[Tune—“Marching Through Georgia.”]
W Ith Cleveland and Stevenson, no#
Isay.
We're bound to sweep the country;
I Dutiful Daughter.
r return* Grace—Is there anything I ought not
twelve months to earn lt. fourteen 1 *° r £ ad 1“ tM* book?
Mrs. Kipper—No, dear.
Grace—AH right: then I won’t read
hat
next elec-
win. in spite of tin. Tom Piatt or
We’U root the G. O. P. in next November.
tion day:
Matt Quay.
I pot them in the White Hoi
Benny sijfh-
We*U rout the G. O. P. In next November.
heeled, narrow-soled shoes had not |
been discovered. Bustles, pads and :
other feminine folderols were not j
known.
Corsets and cosmetics were not sold ;
in those regions. If one had inquired
for them, the nearest approach which
could have been made to supplying bis
wants would have been made in the
shape of codfish and onions. Five or
six yards of cloth would make a dress.
eyear
ons which steal half
the day and eight
thousand—ah. too great
We'U march along and shout th* cry of tariff ! It did not require thirty, as it now does,
reform. ! and there were no elastic garters and
MVr* against sham reciprocity, fore* hill* w* tands to stop circulation, and no lead
liair-dyes to induce brain disease. If a
feel forlorn. * i man’s hair turned gray, be wore it so,
. _ - ~ and thanked heaven for permitting him
to live until he was grav-beaded.
Grandpa haD. newspaper rata w*'ll mak*th«m
foal forlorn.
W**ll root tb* G. O. P. in next November.
—New York World.
Th.-y had so long to earn so little, but our 1
life is such
That we have little time to work in order to
earn much.
Bow rich our fathers were—in time—bow prodi- j
gal and rash!
What vast amounts of time they gave for small j
amount* of cosh.
Apd bow we sigh tor those old days of moderate ’
events.
When one had fourteen hours In which to earn :
now we work like galley elaves. atd wreck !
and waste our powers
For fifty cents In sixty seconds, ah. what a life 1
Hours!
-K. W. Foes, in Yankee Blada |
it.—Puck.
Making frogre**.
Drawing Teacher (despondently) —
That thing you've drawn looks more
like a cow than it does like a horse.
Fair Pupil (brightly)—Why,ofcourse,
professor, it fa a cow.—Good News.
Wee Pet—Kitty «ioesn’t like my dollie.
Mamma'- Why do you think so?
Wee Pet- W en 1 put 'er in dollie’a
tap. she doesn't purr a bit.—Good New*.
Fenmt* Curiosity.
On*-half the world doesn’t know bow
the other half lives: but the women
arc trying their test to remedy UmL—
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