About Weekly edition of the Waycross evening herald. (Waycross, Ga.) 190?-1908 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 12, 1904)
IT "" CONDEMNED STORIES. FOR THE LITTLE ONES. Joaquin Miller’s Slory of the Colonel'* 1 Inherited Title. ‘ u-ftg one of me, 'Texan oil wclU. JOiHjMH M firat. in<*r PaFf-i’.,' the profit, with at lead MU- j auU feei/.i haU j uji tti * ion of financial i'H'i -owl. story. Th* poet viri.c-iJ the l-«>: A >•*.,“ >tau* to Inspect his property and ihcrf-lnni a matt who dijhUtTeW in ii.<. tiLie oi “colonel.” One day when this nan and the poet were together the talk turned to the war of Mceft*io fer thought bin compani taken part in that struggle, but lb' colonel Paid he had been a uunc-m batant. Then Miller made gu»«s that the title was Fiw t a militia commission. •o, -tor was it a result of an appo.m- ment on the governor's stall. Xfi- ther did it come from service d r Ing the Spanish-^mcrican trnab'c “Ah,” said Miller al last, think- Ihg he had the mystery solved, “you ' _ commanded the Texas rangers at I | ‘ ' of ! A Brave Little Boy Who Saved HI, D-other From a Couoar. Four children of Mr. Bodenl who-s K ••• is . rrtia am, r On fft I Ii one time. They were brave men, ind it was on honor to lend them.” “Xo,” said the colonel, “I never bad anything to do with the rangers.” “Well, tell me," persisted Miller, “is the title merely assumed? Hsv# you no right to it 5 '” "Certainly I have a right to it— (bo best kind of right,” replied the colonel in an offended tone. "If you must know how I got it I’ll tell you. I inherited it." , "Inherited it I” ejaculated Miller. "From whom, your father?" “No, sir. From Colonol James 8mith, who died two years ago. I married his widow.” — New York Times. Bogus Bohemlanlsm. The real bohemian docs not wish to be put on show for the delecta tion of persons who do not under stand him. There is a story told of Maurico Barrymore which lllus- ii.;: g along at some dis tance. from one another, when a prang out of an ambush i tig; little hoy who brought ic-.-. This little fellow was of the party, being ioiiih.’"- I ... .. - , jr , and least likely l 1 1,1,1 ! I to resist the beast, as that watchful ii-".",’-7 ! c--- 4 seems to have known when tic. no. | j, fnT mo school children going by i» cougar seized the lad by the jtud sat upon him, snarling at uiier hoy of-the party, an eight- old youngster, who came to bin brother. The brave boy ill his right hand a milk bottle ■ avy glass. lie took hold of one of iho cougar’s ears and with ! the bottle bdgan to beat the snarl ing beast over the head. At the third or fourth blow the bottle brojic and a hundred fragments of glass were scattered about. It possible that some of the fragments entered tho cougar’s blazing eyes, for as soon ns the bottle broke he let go his hold and ran off, plungin, into the bushes, from which he dii not again emerge. Meanwhile the unhurt children took the wounded boy into a neigh boring farmhouse. The wounds were all flesh wounds and when they had been dressed the little follow ‘grew quite animated in his account of tho adventure.—Seattle Poet-In telligencer. Sharing the Birthdays. In Japan they have a very simple method of dealing with birthday celebrations, tho people waiving ail cluitn to their individual natal day. There are two general birthdays, one for each sea. The male birth day, which is known as “the cele bration of tho hoys,” occurs on the third day of the third month and the “celebration of the girls” on the fifth day of the fifth month. These days are general holidays for the young. The birthday of the mikn-’ do, or ten-o, .is he is more properly tdrmed, is also a general holiday throughout the country, tile houses being decorated with flags and in numerable colored lanterns. i-icaiD uia u»t on tui hooil (rates this point. Kntering a famoui bohemian club in New York one night, he found a lot of commercial men in full possession. They greet ed “Barry” effusively. He had hard ly got himself “fairly sat” when one of them slapped Inn on tho back end said, "Barry, s|K-ak us a piece.” Then u chorus said: “Yes, get fun ny, old man. Cut up. We’ve all heard that you were a great enter tainer.” Burry glared around for a moment ami then said, “I'll do a handspring for von, gentlemen, but I can’t apeak a piece.” Then lie reached through the silence nnd picked his hat olT the hook. That was the last time he entered the club. Th. Taciturn Man. Mrs. Van Vorst, the author of “The Woman Who Toils,” had many amusing and odd adventures during her life as a worker. One adventure that has not heretofore been printed concerned a taciturn man. She met this man on a Xew Eng land road mending a worm fence. “Can you tell me,” she said to bint, “how far it is from here to the next town?" Uo pointed forward. “Milestone little further o»-will tell you,” he growled. Budeness such as this vexed Mrs. Van Vorst. “But the milestone will be no good to mo, for 1 can't read,” she said. Thereupon the taciturn man chuckled a little. “Ho, ho," he said. “It is just the kind of mile stone for people that can’t read, for >11 the writin'a been washed off of it” • Didn’t Need H.lp. The late Her. George Koenig, a Brooklyn clergyman, who was rath er puritanical in hia views, rebuked one of hia parishioners whom he aaw with her hair profusely curled. *If the Lord intended tout hair to enri,” bo raid, “ha would hare curl ed it for you.” Whereupon the young lady replied eaneily: “He did when I was a baby, bat sow I am quit# abla to curl it my self” Conundrums. What country is like a happy dog? America (a-merry-cur). Which is.the Liggesi, Mr. Bigger's baby or Mr. Bigger? Mr. Biggcr'i baby is a little Bigger. When is u fanner cruel to his corn? When he pulls its cars. If a good boy wears his pants out what will he do? Wear them in again. *13-0 If the dream of international peace is ever approached—it seems too much in the course "of human nature to expect that it will ever he thoroughly realized—one factor in reducing the belligerency of the world to a "minimum will he the cost of war. F’roni a humane ami moral standpoint there is little toi be viid of war as an anomaly ol modern civilization which has not been said. Tbe cost of war is a frightful item in the expense ac-’ count of nations, nor is thin ex pense of llie present cost alone; there remain the war taxes to plague the people and hamper ef forts to repair the ravages of war, and tho destruction of industries de pending on peace for their pursuit and prosperity.—Baltimore Ameri can. King Gay. “One of tho tiny islands of the Hawaiian group is owned outright by an American named Gay,” said Mr. E. T. Cornwell of San Francisco. “As a mutter of fact this little do main of 70,000 acres is a monarchy over which Gay is king, but he is one of the kindest and most phil anthropic despots ever known. In stead of oppressing hia subjects he docs them tho greatest good and pays them well for the service they render him. “Hia principal business la the rais ing of sheep, and from it he derives a revenue that supports himself and wife royally. The other inhabit anti, to the number of 100, are a very good people cud are absolutely loyal to King Gay, whose slightest —-- L 1- lL «w law ** W«e)iin/rirtn to orodu •< wish is their law.”—Washington A Natural Marksman. Marksmen are born, not made, as Horace might have said. A man who had been in the navy only three weeks was a member of one of the crews mnnning a 6 pound gun on a recent target practice cruise of th Texas. He aimed the gun—tl: first time lie.had ever done auch a thing—and hit the target at a thou sand yards. 'Then, just to show that it was not luck, he hit tin target nine times more in succes < lion. Mr. Wu'o Successor. Having escaped alive from the epigrams and platitudes of Mini- tor Wu, we are now under fire agni from Sir Clicntung Liang Cheng. Wu’i successor and a Chinese gen- I A,Healthy Heir, tloman and scholar who lays it on with a butter knife and rubs it in , with the flat of his hand to give it that high polish so agreeable to diplomats.—Brooklyn Timei. INewbro's Herpicide The Original Remedy that “Kills the Dandruff Germ.” SCHOOL CHILDREN. Every «ohool child should now that baldness is a c.nta* giouodhe «e. caused by microbes Prof. Unna. of Hamburg. Oeimany, discovered tbj| dindriifl Itching scalp, fill.ing hair and fimi! boldness are pro lured by a germ or microbe tha' pause? If*»m one hem to another, where { burrows into the scalp und by m i.tiplyiOjr an I extern liiix deeper and deeper in* he hair foUic'iN s»ps the life of the hair r ot and produces baldnesc . IT T.\K r S YE RS >»upl t.* bald*i«M. f •» the actl>n of the dandrufT not constant inf every case. J*-fr gov« rned by pte<li?positi an. i»v the state of health by environment, but parti uhirly by tiie onde-.ittir unde to combat the growth and development of tho dun 'mir microbe*. whish can only bo des troyed with Newbro’s Herpicide Tills new antiseptic scalp germicide ii past the ex per mental stage it was made to destroy the germ that causes dandruff nnd falling hair, and by coaxing energy j . back *n:o the impoverished bulbs, it cna* “I hi s the hair to grow naturally and luxnr hint I y. Thou ands of letters from physl- •ler yme«i and layme i tell the s.imt AN IDEAL HAIR DRESSING. It is fortunate for those who understand the new roles I sc ilp cleanliness that the antiseptic qualities of Newbro’s Her- picide make it the most delightful and refreshing hair dress- ng imaginable. Chronic baldness is incurable; save yeui hair, while you have hair to save. 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Put some perfectly clear limcwa- tcr into u tumbler, and, through a glass tube, breathe into it. The wa ter will becumc ns white ns milk. After it has remained undisturbed for awhile a deposit of white pow der will he found at tho bottom of the glass. Just six >• world With my hnlr Ilk* girl's, all twisted the street, when I pass the curly locks, gtrlj Wan. t*ve taken those hateful old curia off today. And now when they meet mo we'U oeo what they any! -R a kobboiott Stanley’s Business College. MACON,\GEORGIA. TO PARENTS: You, no doubt, are deeply I interested ab< tit the future j prosperity of y. ur chi’dun. You enu insure their iude-j pendenoe by giving tiieui a I thorough, fraet aii business I xducatiou. With a well- rounded knowledge of in deiu ! husiti st ii ethi d-, no matter what fiiiitu in! reverses may) come, youi chidren ivi ) be pr pared to make their way n the world. Our business is to give just this kind of an cdu cation. A common school education is not sufficient. 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In G gallon ktyi, or la CUM ot one* c’07.0 a quart, of one brand. Writ, for complete pr*eo-llit. Purtic. llvini; ouUide of Ocorj-ia should write for price., eburgre prepaid. Nothing like the old fashioned honest Whiskey oar forefathers made in copper stills over open wood fires. R. M. Rose Co.’n U. S. Distillery No. 9 is the finest old fashioned fire copper plant in the country. Only the finest sele&ed grain ia used in the distillation, boiled and doubled in copper, over open wood fires, the way our forefathers made it. During the process the whiskey is filtered twice, perfectly purifying’it. Aged in U. S. Bonded Warehouses. / We own more old Georgia “Primitive Method” Corn Whiskey, from one to six years old, than all the other dealers and distillers combined. The records prove it. Jmt *sK the Revenue Officers. FOR LUNG TROUBLE The discovery that old Corn Whiskey made by* the “Primitive Method” has ,the best ingredients for staying the inroads of Consumption and Tubercular troubles and can be retained on the stomach, when even French brandy fails, has resulted in a tremen- (Jous demand on our stock by physicians. More of Rose's Whiskies are prescribed than all other brands combined. Tour doctor will toll you why. WE SELL TO THE CONSUMER DIRECT . . .°y cr 17 y ear ? of experience and reputation are lichtnd every bottle. We are not in competition with questionable prepaid stuff. We know what we make nnd that's what we sell. Write for descriptive booklet P, C. It tetls you how our whiskey iff made. Ask any banks mercantile house or prominent citizen of Atlanta about us. Every bottle tells of honest business methods, which means honest deal ing with all. 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