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THE WAYCROSS WEEKLY
HERALD
THE WEEKLY HERAIB
A. P. PERHAM A SON.
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WAYCROSS, OA., OCT. 17. U0«.
Well, what has the Atlanta' Journal
got to say about It now.
. It turns out that Brown's msjorlty
over Carter Is considerable over 100,-
000, and Cartor claims fraud.
Hoke Smith and the Joe Brown Doys
will attend to that democratic white
primary noxt time. Don'f worry about
that
The cours have decided that liquor
ads can be delivered through the mall.
Liquor ads are no good. It Is the
straight tiling that our friends want.
4
The railroads In the Northwest re-
port many call* for tickets for home
•ifkeri coming a-nuth. South Georgia
will welcome t.iera. ■
+
Mr. Hearst might ss well withdraw
his emlsarics from Georgia. There
will be no Indenpendenco party organ
ised bore.
*
Mr. Brown recelveJ nearly the same
vote In the guncral election last Wed
nesday that he did In the June primary
The Brown vote will stick.
The Democratic part/ seems to he
doing business at the old sund .
The Independence party died
a'borntng In Georgia last Wednesday.
It la suggested that the blind tigers
will have a fair exhibit In Atlanta at
the fair.
Little Joe makes It a point to carry
the other fellow’s home county and
precinct every time.
4
Yancey says he will decline to have
his name placed In the category with
the "also rans."
+
Let* get bu»y for Dryan now boy*.
Georgia should and will give him aa
large a majority as she J14 Brown.
—•§»“-“ ■'
The Atlanta preacher* ara after
Mayor Joiner. If the don't mind they
will elect him Mayor again.
*
Democrats of Michigan baliove that
the Republican Imbroglio over the gub
ernatorial nomination will result in
the election of the Democratic candi
date, Lawton T. Hemans.
+
Yancey Carter did not get a single
vote In Charlton county last Wednes
day. We shall Insist that Mr. Brown
put Charlton county on his staff.
Wiley Williams has been elected
rlson commissioner, but his term ol
office may expire before he is sworu
in.
A Thomasville Republican has bet
two cents that Taft will carry eOor-
glo. That's almost as bad as tho Way-
cross man who said he wanted to bet
that Carter would carry the state.
+
There are eight presidential candi
dates in too field this year but like
the hen which was "sitting standing
up", all but two of thorn seem to be
rfinnlng standing atlll.
4—•—
We wish all tne democrats In the
world wore as true blue as old Dick
Grub. Why wo verily believe he would
vote for his satanlc majesty if ho were
nominated by tho democratic party.
4-
The xtory now goex lhut President
Rooeevelt will not himself take the
stump tor Toft, but will send Secre
tary Root. Tho president has evi
dently decided that It Is a case of "root
h0 * or "MUUi
The Tlmes-Unlon thinks Jones
Should bo governor of Georgia next
time. Brown will serve two terms If
ho lives and then the lace is spoken
for by another party whose name la
not Jonea.
4-
Providence permitting, the Senior
Editor of the Herald will go to Atlanta
tomorrow to meet Judge Pate, of Haw*
klnavllle and attend the quarterly as
sembly of tho Trustees of the old vet*
oran* home.
4
Senator Bacon will make speeches
for bMr. Bryan, if he could have au
diences averaging with the United
State* senate In Intelligence ho would
be tho most effective speaker of the
whole number with tho single excep
tion of bis great leader.—Tlmea-Unlon.
We don’t believe little Joe
threatened to kick anybody out of
office a* toon as he was made gover
nor. If he ha* made such a threat we
bog that he will not carry it Into ef
fect.
4 —
Disfranchisement," ns referred to
the measure voted upon in the election
Wednesday, is a misnomer. The new
law simply means that the negro must
go to school and educate himself In
order to ho a voter.—Valdosta Times.
—!—— -
It takes one of the radiant and
Jlmpled little pants-pAchlng, sock-
darning, hash-constructing brides, of
Grand Old Texas to rip a symphony
out of a cooking stove," says the
Houston Post.
• -- —•!«
"That snobbish fellow declares he\»
been presented at court. He saya he
was presented by a grand lord."
"More than likely he was presented
by n grand Jury."—Baltimore Araerl-
GEORGIA'S DOODLE DEES.
Birmingham Age-Herald.
Georgia, which, of course, meant At
lanta, has accumulated uew unorgan-
fixed factors popularly known aa
Doodle Dees. They have become num
erous, and a Doodle Dee confeence l*
soon to be held.
Like the chamellon. the doole dee
changes his political views with every
change of the political wind. In other
words, be Is a nimble and alert oppor
tunist. The candidatures of Thomas
E. Watson and John Temple Gravea,
both Georgians, to say nothing of the
ticket presented by the big parties,
operates to Increase the number of
doodle dees who are tied loose. Some
think the doodle dees may control the
electoral vote of Georgia, but one has
to be almost a doodle dee himself to
tbiuk In tjiat way, Georgia will be
true in November to the olJ historic
party.
The doodle dee Is evidently a prod
uct of political undest He Stands
ready to burn all bridges behind him
for the purpose of taking a new de
parture, and perhaps he could be In
duced to repeat the process ad infini
tum. He is not a useful creature,
being as a rule both selfish and vain
glorious in his efforts to become the
balance and controlling factor In his
state. eGorgia seems to be his nat
ural habitat, and when we Bay Georgia
we mean Atlanta, for outside of At-
•anta there are few doodle dees.
Tie subject has attracted the atten-
.on of D rector Jcues of the Lns An-
jeloa public library, and the Georgia
papers are endeavoring to explain to
aim who the* doodle deea are and
what they stand fer in Ooorgia. The
truth 13, tfcoy do not stand long for
any one thing anywhere.
When you call a girl a kitten '
You are sure to get a pat;
So why should you get the mitten
When you say she U a cat?
But you do.
If you say a girl's a vision.
It will fill her with delight;
So there should be no collusion
When you say she la a sight,
But there is .
You call a man a aly old Jog;
He oaks you In to sup; #
Why should he get bis wrath agog
When you say he is a pup
But it does.
"Little Joe" Brown got the biggest
majority yet given a Governor of Geor
gia, and he Is going to get just as big
a one two years hence. He Is going
to make an executive of whom the en
tire state will be proud.—Valdosta
Times.
+
Mapy people must have wondered
how It is that a lion came to be call
ed a lien, a bear a b?ar. and so on. A
clever professor tells us that the real
reason is thU; When A Jam killed his
Aral animal he discovered It to
enclosed In a bear skin, so he prompt
ly decided to call It a bear. ThU ex
plains everything!
—
In Middle Georgia a day or two ago
ago the same court sent one man to
jail for six months for violating the
dispensary law and another to jail
tor three months for attempting la
perpetrate a homicide. Thus It would
■sem that trying to kltl a man U only i
half as had as selling him a drink]eggs. But savages consider crab meat
of whiskey.—Savannah News. 4 unholy. * • 4 ,♦.* 1 ‘g&iiSBJSB
Two robberies were committed in
Valdosta the uight after the track |
dogs had been taken away to hound
the man who shot O'Neal at Nabunta, <
Track dogs are a good thing to have 1
around. |
BEAUTIFUL SENTIMENTS
ABOUT WOMEN.
Remembor, women is most perfect
when most womanly.—Gladstone.
Earth has nothing more tender than
a pious woman’s heart.—Luther.
AU 1 am. or can bo. 1 owe to my
angel mother.—Abraham Lincoln.
Disguise our bondage as we will/tls
woman, woman rules us still.—Moore.
The soclty of ladles is the school
of polltiness.—Monfort.
Heaven will be no heaven for me if
I Jo not meet my wife there.—An-
*ew Johnson.
Even la the darkest hour of earthly
ill. woman’s fond affections glows.—
?and.
No can can either live piously or
die righteous without a wife.—Richter
Eternal Joy and everlasting love
there's in you, woman, lovely woman:
—Otway.
Wooi a need not look to thoso dear
>th is* c know their moods.—Howell
Yes, woman’s love U free from guile,
Hoke Smith put up a fine argument
(or Bryan In hU letter to the, New
York World. Thero are not many of
them who can beat him arguing
case.—Valdosta Times.
A compliment from the Valdosta
Times for Hoke ,8mlth arc'wja well
for a peaceful settlement of the prev
ious question.
* 5-
Tho tobacco folks of Decatur and
Grady counties in this state, and of
Gladsen, Leon and Madison counties
In Florida, have gone busted. The
very bottom has dropped out of the
tobacco business and Investments
amounting to hundreds of thousands
of dollar^ have disappeared through
the hule. People from around Havan*
na tell us that hundreds of people
there are jobless and are looking for
a country whose goJ is not tobacco.
We tried^to get those Florida people
as long as two years ago to divide
their energies between tobacco and
hog and hominey. but they scoffed.
We aaw the present disaster appro-
chlng then in the shape of continued
tobacco growing and not enough corn
production. The hog and hominey
route.—South Georgia Home.
WHAT WE EAT.
The Hollander eats decayed shark
but turns with disgust from bread
aod butter.
Tho Chinese are fond of stewed
dog. but consider beef unhealthy.
The Turk deems dried grasshoppers
a delicacy, but an oyster fills him with
abhorrence.
The English eat pertmlnkles, kind
of sea snail, but will have none of
the French escorot—a land snail fat
tened on vine leaves and strawberries.
The West India native adores a sup
per of baked snake and palm worm*
fried In his own fat, but the very
thought of stewed rabbit makes him
shudder.
The African bushman eats cater-
pillars, but scorns ltmburger cheese.
Savages eat all eggs, barring none.
They eat' Hoards' eggs, alligators'
turtles' eggs, ants'
j ... sA-i-ia* r*>.
'orrU. ‘
Happy bo ho with such a mother!
faith In womankind.
Meat* with his blood, and trust in
all things high.
.'omes easy to him, and though he
trips and falls.
—Tennyson.
FA8TER OCEAN TIME.
To travel from New York to Eng
land In three days will be possible
as soon as a new steam engine in
vented by Mr. Werry, a young Aus
tralian shall have been built into one
of the largest ocean liners. At least
that is what the Inventor himself
claims and he cays that his engine
will require no more coal then the en
gine of a slow freighter and cost* ev
en less to build. The wonderful en
gine at first sight seems very little
different from the reciprocating engine
now In use, but each engine does work
in two different directions at one—as
each cylinder is provided with two
pistons and two piston rods, two
crank* and two shafts being provided.
The enormous advantage of this is
that all shocks due to the work done
In one direction is counteracted by
that done in the opposite direction and
In consequence it Is possible to run
a 75 horsepower engine on an ordi-
ary table at full speed without any
fixtures so smooth la the running. The
engine or rather its principles can
be equally well applied to gasoline
motors In which case the wear and
tear would be reduced to a minimum
and if applied to automobiles all vi
bration would be done away.
The
Georgia School
of Technology
is better equipped and orgaLw In
departments than ever beforfcRmd pre
pared to do the best work in its history.
Free Scholarships
In order to afford the young men
of Georgia high class technical educa
tion, fifteen free scholarships are
assigned to each County in the
State. Take immediate advantage
of this opportunity and write for
latest * catalog, containing all-in
formation necesssr 7 for prospective
students, and setting forth the ad
vantages of the Georgia Tech.
Advanced courses in Mechanical,
Electrical, Textile, and Civil Engi
neering, Engineering Chemistry,
Chemistry and Architecture. Ex
tensive and new equipment of
Shop, Mill, Laboratories, etc. New
Library and new Chemical Labora-
, The demand for the School's grad
uates fa much greater than the supply.
Noxt session opens Sept 30th.
For further information address K* G.
MATHfSON, A. W-. IL n. rres, Ailanta, Ga*
"Time was when merchants Imag
ined that it was gockl advertising to
merely keep the name and location
of a store In the public eye. with an
occasional generality concerning the
store's alms and purposes. This prob
ably served as well as anything in
the days when people did not read ad
vertising, nor let It influence their
buying and selling. Under tho new
conditions, however, people are read
ing advertising In pursuit of Informa
tion concerning the particular and
specific things the stores have to sell,
or that people have to offer. They
expect to find In a store advertisement
particular thing* that Interest them at
moment. Tho advertisement
which doe* not contain this informa
tion may bo well written—may oe
calculated to leave a pleasant Impres
sion of a store or a business, but It
will not serve to sell the good*. On
the other hand, an advertisement, not
half so well written, but containing
facta, information and prices# will sell
goods, will bring result; will accom
plish things.' It takes more space,
than the ad which does not sell the
goods—but tho advertising bill Is also
easier to pay."
LIBED FOR DIVORCE.
In the Superior Court of Ware Coun
ty, November term 1SM)8.
J. D. Felder, vs. Georgia Felder.
To Georgia Felder.
You are hereby required, to be and
appear, personally or by attorney, at
the November term of the Superior
Court of Ware County, to be held on
the 2nd day of November 1908, then
and there to answer the complaint In
the above stated cose. As In default
of such appearance the court will pro
ceed aa to Justice aa shall appertain.
Witness the Honorable Thos. A.
Parker, Judge of told court, this the
Uth day of September 1908.
E. J. BERRY.
> Clerk 8. C, W. C.
WHERE 18 THAT PROSPERITY?
"Sir,” began the tramp, as he enter
ed the lawyer’s office on the fifth floor
accqrdlng to the New Orleans Pica-
yun?, "have you any coal to carry
up.”
"No sir. This building is stehm
heated in the winter."
"Do you want me to go out after any
gum?"
"I never use It”
"Want me to take out a ten dollar
bllP and get change?"
"I haven’t had a ten dollar bill In
three months."
"I am willing to scrug tho floor."
"Tne Janitor does that."
"I write a pretty good hand:"
"I have nothing to write."
"See here," said the caller, "there
must bo something around your house
* .-M Ui).
. "I have r o'.d my hi me and
boarding.”
"Can’t yrv ua j me a witness In
a law suit?"
, "I have none on hand."
"Want anybody licked?",
"No. The only man I wanted lick
ed died last Veek.”
, "Can’t I take your mall to the post-
office?"
" I haven’t written a letter in a
week." ' ’ * •
•’ * "But don’t tell me you can’t give
me ten cents."
• "But I'll bye t<$. ; My -laundry just
went, back because I couldn't pay for
r . "And right here/ln this paper," aald
the tramp, aa he struck hli breast, "is
On article saying that times have Im
proved 50 per cent since last fall, and
all we must do to get out of the woods
Is to have faith!* Say, hold me in
your arms and let me starve to death.
A Scotchman stood beside the bed
of his dying wife, and in tearful, ac
cents asked wav there anything he
could do for her.
Yes, 8andle," she said, "I’m hop
ing you’ll bury me In Crcaburn Kirk-
yard."
But, my lass." he cried, "only think
of the awful expense! Would ye no
be comfortable here in Aberdeen?"
No, 8andle; I’d no rest In my grave
unless 1 were buried In Creabifrn."
It’a too much you’re askin,” said
the loving husband, "and I cannot
promise ye ony such Cling."
"The, 8andle l'U no give you ony
peace until my bones are at rest In
Croaburn."
THIS-GLORIOUS GOLDEN CLOCK FREE
tor a f«w minutes of your time. No one who has
a home to live in can afford to miss this truly
.GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY,
’ To secure FREE of eharg. x Clock, tho
most Important thing In the home. And
such a Clock, tool BEAUTIFUL GOLD
AND GUARANTEED FOR TEN YEARS.
BEAD EVERY WORD OF THIS GREAT OFFER
To get this beautiful Clock
FREE Is the simplest thlnr In
the world. All you have to do
Is write me a postal card and
say you wont to get It Z will
then send you br mail, pre
paid, a carefully wrapped
package of handsome portraits
of George Washington, and
ask you to show them to your
neighbor*.
These portraits are copies of
the best known painting of the
first President of the United
States, and are different from
and handsomer than any pio*
ture of tho kind you ever
This Is just the picture
for the dining-room or sit
ting room. and. because the
very name George Wash
ington strengthens the love
of home and country In old
and young alike, everybody
will want one of them and
will he glad to pay for It
on the liberal proposition
I will authorise you to
make. You only have toi
collect $5 in this way to
make this Glorious Clock
yours forever.
TWO BEAUTIFUL EXTRA GIFTS
In addition to the Clock I havo two other lovely presents which I will glva
you—two more handsome ornaments which anyone who lovss a pretty homa
— will send tq you FREE AND T—
_ gifts I _
I-Ain X. «oon as I fscslve tho postal card with your'namo on ItT The other
ons I will (It. to /on-Just for Min. prompt in following my Instructions. -
will tell you all aboutthi second extra gift, when I lend tho first ons, whit,
I will do as soon ns I bur from yon, so HURST up. . |
YOU TAKE NO CHANCES in .writing to .ms, because. If the Clock aJ
■ ” prove to be even batter than X havo M
scribed It, and if It does not delight you in aver/ way, you may send It baa
and I will pay you handsomely la cash for your trouble. Also, If yon (St s3
or for any other reason fall to collect all of the ft, I will pay you w.U for wB
you do. So you sec, TOU CAN’T LOSE, bo sit right down and writs to mo L.
follows: op. R. OSBORNE, Manager, Xa.bTlllc, Toon. niu.Mitaitb.Me,
trait. of Otoontn^WsAtoart« aai complete ontat for .amiss to. Gi.riowe
S.Mm Clock, with the mSantaalta* that tile does not hind mi to gay jw#
mm mat.- Then put your name and address, a >
GEORGIA—WARE COUNTY.
Will b* eoid before the court house
door of Ware county, during the legal
hoars of tale on the first Tuesday In
November. ISOS the following .de
scribed personal property to wit: One
machine lathe, levied on aa the prop
erty of the J. H. Glilon Machine Co.,
to satisfy a Ufa Issued from the City
Court of Waycroas In favor of E. S.
Moberly vs Tho J. H. GlUon Machine
Company.
D. A. Woodard,
rffcARTIER ^r.nJfXd’K
flmnla ralm. T.i'nrn. il in
all....
twelve week*’
holding position! with leading Arm* *!1
the South after eight to *
course*. Send for tho proof.
BOOKKEEPING troght *7"Acntnt
Business Transactions" irom the *urt.
The most practical end comprcbcuirire
course taught In the Snath. One who com
plete* our coarse can keep flLjr set of books
wr anjr Uns of business.
.TEL'eGRAPHY. This department ts Ja
Charge of an operator or twenty year*’ nrac-
Meal experience. Railroad wire* run into
school. We havo contract* with railroads to cmploraU ofonrgraduates ron
to JltoOFcr a jJ£'thl 0n/0r EMh ° f ° Ur Groduatcs - « Good Board at from Si 2.00
• Writ* todsrftw Handsomely Illustrated Catalog.
Courses by.MsIl. J. O. &AGWELL, Pros., 19« Peachtree St., Atlanta, Go.'
Pleasant to take
The new laxative. Does
not gripe or nauseate.
Cures stomach and liver
troubles and chronic con
stipation by restoring the
natural action of thestom-
ach, liver and bowels.
Nafus* aubaUtutaa. Prloa BOo.
CENTRAL PHARMACY.
UNION PHARMACY.
F0I£YSB0HIT“»TAR
sheriff. | a,dW(ni«AM>i. /.»iat«
| A LETTER FROM
NORTH CAROLINA
Wimnton, N. CL—I was nearly dead
j with kidney affection for tlx months,
I growing worse all the time. My esse
nn,ljle to get. about
but UtUe. I bad tried everythin* with
“‘ u « I*"***. I took three bottles of
otuarts Buchu and Juniper and was
perfectly cured. Am nowSmU sod sU
. owe W Ufe to Stuarft Bacht,
and Juniper.—H. T. Macon. ,
}' rm suffer with backache, dull head-
sdie, swollen feet, stiff joints, and have
2® “* r O\“d see imaginary specki to
trouble! y ° B h * V ° •yoptoto* ofEdney
Stuart’s Buchu and Juniper trill relieve
E-S(flESfsw
Start Drag Manufacturing Co.
ATLANTA, CA.
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