Waycross evening herald. (Waycross, Ga.) 189?-19??, March 17, 1911, Image 2

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Newspaper Page TextWAYCROSS EVENING HERALD THE EVENING HERALD Published By A. P. Perham, 8r. A. P. Perham, Jr. Editors and Proprietors. Miss Carrie Perham, Personal, Society and Local. The Waycross Herald founded In 1885. The Daily Herald founded In 1892 by A. P. Perham, Sr. Telephones Buslncjs Office 25 Editorial Oflle 25 Residence 268. Every Afternoon Except Sunday. Entered at the WaycrosH, Ga., Post- office as second class mail matter. Office No. 8 Jane Street. RATE8 OF SUBSCRIPTION, Month $ •« Months f“ Months I Year 15-00 SPECIAL NOTICE All obituary notices, cards of thanks, resolutions and notices of entertain ments, whore charges are made, will be charged at advertising rates of 6 cents a line. NOTICE TO SUBSCRIBERS Subscribers to The Herald that do not receive the paper promptly and early will please ring-up the Circula tion Manager and report the trouble to him, as this Is tbo only means that we can assure you prompt and early delivery. THE HERALD 18 THE Official Organ of tlio United States Court of the Southern District of Georgia. OUR LACK IN HUMOR. Ai Ward said that a comic pn;xr \.as no worse tor having a joke in It now and then, and his words hi.c tver since been quoted as em bodying the gospel of wit and humor. The great form of American mirth is the Joke. "It's to laugn,” that's our cited In a sentence. Misplaced cap itals, awkward spelling, impossible grammar, infinite Incongruity of situ- # ation, endless wordplay, grotesquery of action and character, heightened by pictures equally funny, these are the things that make us laugh. We art? quick to catch the point of a car toon, to enjoy the exaggeration of a caricature. Rut to smile at the mock- seiious. to be amused by satire, Is a refinement as yet beyond us. 2'&jji3JUBaKzasuMsmam WAYCROSS, GA.. MARCH 17, 1S11. If she keeps on grow'ng, in ten years the South will not know her self. Fruit and vegetables have doubtless suffered from the late cold In middle nud northern Georgia. •Twenty thousand U. 8. troops are camping along the Rio Grande. May they all return homo safely. The News says there Is something that Brunswick must out grow. Wo thought Brunswick was already Mg for Its breeches. —*— The mercury stood at one degree below zero In 8t. Paul yesterday. We live In Waycross. Ware county, Geo.r- pia, where such things ns that don't happen. * “And That's No Joke." Waycross and Valdosta are real lit cities all right, but that aviation neet was—well It was a Joke! — Bdunswlck News. —+— "To fly or not to fly," that Is the question over at Waycross, according to the Herald. 'And even Count I.u- dowlcl will not answer It.—Valdosta 1 lines. —+— The Brunswick News states that the largest wood turpentine plant In the world Is soon to ho erected In that city. We are n I ways K lnd to hear good news from Brunswick. 8TATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO LUCAS COUNTY, )••. Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he Is senior partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney & Co., doing business m I the City of oledo, county and State j aforesaid, and that said firm will J pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of Hall’s Catarrh Cure. FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed In my presence, this Cth day of De cember. A. D. 1886. (Seal) A. W. GLEASON, Notary Public. Hall's Catarrh Cure la taken In ternally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send for testimonials free. F. J. CHENEY £ CO., Toledo, O. Sold by all Druggists, 75c. Tako Hall’s Family Pills for con stipation. CASTORIA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Alweys Bought Bears the Signature of "We’re beaten back In many a fray, Yet newer strength wo borrow, And where our vanguard rests today, Our rear shall camp tomorrow." PERSONAL. We will pay you ton cen*- each for new names and addresses of amateur photographers. Carver, Box 504, terloo Iowa. „ tf Exact Copy of Wrapper. In Use For Over Thirty Years CASTORIA /Bj. Subscribe ior Wnyrrou Evening Herald. old reliable FOLEY KIDNEY PILLS Are Ionic In action, quick In re- «ults. A aperlnl medicine lor all kidney and bladder disorders. Mary C. Abbott, Wolfeboro, N. It., aaya: "I »aa afflicted with a bad caae of theu- luatlam, dud to uric acid that my kld- ncya failed to clear out ot my blood. I waa ao tamo In my feeL Jolnta, and back that It waa agony for me to atop. I uaed Foley Kidney Pilla for threo daya when I waa able to get up and more about and tbe palna were all gone. Tbla great change In condition I owe to Foley Kidney Pllle and re commend them to anyone mitering aa I bare.” Oom Pharmacy. GARDEN TGDLS ’OT the old fashioned heavy RING 174 FOR WOOD. 1m. Macon Nows: "The President Is lew In Augusta, greeting his friends and taking things easy in his shirt sleeves," says the All any Herald. Now we know the secret of Augusta's Attraction for Mr. Taft. We never knew before that people there met their friend* In their shirt-sleeves. How delightfully Informal! * RING 174 FOR WOOO. WHERE THE RUB COME8 IN Is In knowing which laundry you should tend your work to. There are A Boston young woman worked s jear. on her trousseau, and the Haiti- , ot of ord i„ ttr y laundr!fi that more American suggests that she do falp work> but wben It comei to PERFECT LAUNDERING must have had unusual, though founded, faith In the stnhlllty of tha styles. There was another Implied e excel, you with We return your linen to finish, tbat shows care taith, too. that t» rather unusual In | wd experteilce , You „ m nerer And tbee'e piping tlmea-fattfc In tbo eon-1 ,. oar broken> or ;0U r linen ataneo, patience and Maying qualities rulncd lf we d0 , he laundering, ot the man In the case.- Ex. +— | Wilson STEAM LAUNDRY PHONE ». It may be that President Plat of • Mexico Is dead; It may be that be U j alive; but desperately til; It may be • ttat be (s alive and well and expects i to remain president; U may be tbat, be Is tick and desperate and will re-1 sign as soon as the United States Is . in a position to establish and main- j Uln a protectorate over that country, but tbe fact remains that be baa been Have You Tried It? Barrington Hall Coffee - ’^Jcumbersome, drudgery kind that makes your arms ache and your back tired and have driv en many a boy from the farm, but the light, strong, sharp, steel kind that make gardening the pleasure it should be. r T T HERE is usually a good’garden where •A there are good garden tools.' Buy them NOW and get the full use of them this season. P. N. Harley Hardware Co. 44 Plant Ave. Phone 186 NOTICE. All taxes due, State and Count,, will call at Sherlffi office and aottle ■amo by Jan. 23. or levy will be made. D. W. Pittman, Sheriff PUBLIC STENOGRAPHER. Public Stenographer can bo found at Herald office; Work done at reasonable tf. CARO BOARP, ALL COLORS, AT HERALD OFFICE. tf CABBAGE PLANTS. For Cabbage Plante eee me. A one pound can will j convince you. tf A. P. Perham. Sr. SAVES TWO LIVES. “Neither my (liter nor myaelt might be living today, lf It had not been for Ur. King’s New Discovery,” writes A. D. McDonald, of Fayetteville, N. Ci R. F. D., No. 8, “For we both had frightful coughs that no remedy could help. We were told my stater bad consumption. She was very weak and had night sweats but your won derful medicine completely cured ns both. It la the beat I ever used or heard of.” For sore lungs, coughs colds, hemorrhage, lagrlppe, asthma, hay fever, croup, whooping cough,—• all bronchlcal troubles,—Its supreme. Trim! battle free. 50c and fl.04. Guar anteed by AH Druggi.ts. Tako Foley’s Honey and Tar. It gives quick relict and expels the cold from your system. It contains no cpiatee, la aafo and sure. Gem Phar macy. j For either acute »r hrocic kidney I Foley Kidney Pill* are tonic ta ac- dlaordera. for anac* sad -xiatn. nrr , uumwiBBAVUPBa I tioa, quick ta results, and restore the! nary Irregularities, rake W>1 y Kidney one of the eery Mg men ot the'age. - HAIf UT1 KSKUI HE.K9, natural action ot the kidneys and I Pills. An honest end effective edi- —Dublin Dt.patch. * * - PHONE 62. ’ r *“” —** *-•— «- ““ ■"-< After March tenth, 1911, this, company will sell Incandescent Electric Lamps at cost to us, which Is as follows, upon the erturu of the old lamps: 1 -t*!* CARBON LAMPS: 8 Candle Power, 30 watt 16c each 16 Candle Power, 60 watt 15c each 3! Candle Power, 120 watt 25c each GEM (Metallied Filament) LAMPS: 20 Candle Power, 60 watt 20c each 32 Candle Power, 80 watt 30c each 40 Candle Power, 100 watt 30c each MAZDA (Tungsten) LAMP8: Candle Power, 25 watt 60c each "Candle Power, 40 watt 65e each TIandle Power, 60 watt 90c eqch Candle Power, 100 Watt J1.20 each We recommend tbe use ot the “GEM" to replace the common carbon lamp, as It la more economical In the consumption of cur rent and more efficient la tbe production ot light, without being ns fragile as the MAZDA or Tungsten Lamp. The Ware County Light and Power Company. 1*0000000000000000000000000000000000 ALL THIS WEEK Demontration of New Perfection Oil Stoves. Come and see how nice and easily you can cook and bake on one. Hot biscuits and coffee free— Everybody welcome. Watt Hardware Co. 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SODA! SODA! JUST AS GOOD IN MARCH AS ANY OTHER TIME, THE LUSCIOUS PLEASING SODA DRINKS THAT YOU HAVE ALWAYS FANCIED. THE PUREST FRUIT JUICES, THE . 8NAPPIE3T CARBONATED WATER, MIXED AND SERVED RIGHT. ICE CREAM SUNDAE, ICE CREAM 80DA IF TH0UGHT8 OF CO|]d SODA’S DO NOT APPEAL TO YOU. WE CARRY A FINE LINE OP PARK AND TELF0RD8 CANDIES, ALWAYS FRESH, AT Cherokee Pharmacy Waycross, Georgia bladder. They correct Irregularities. I dee for kidney end bladder jlaor- Gem Pharmacy. - Idera. Gem Pharmacy. W. H. ULMER, Wheelwright and Blacksmith, Horseshoeing AiSpedalty. Next to Wilson Laundry, justiin rearjof Singleton iFurniture'Company. Satisfaction Guaranteed. sans I •. ' / ' : .. ..