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ARIZONA KICKER
EDITORIAL PAGE.
The Smart FEditor of the Very
Spicy Journal has a few more
Remarks to make of very
Startling and Sanguinary
Nature,
Augusta Chronicle,
When Jim Carew started for
Montana last spring we offered to
bet hip five to one that he woul
be hung inside of three months,
He ought to have taken the bet,
as he lasted ten days over that
time,
“The Kicker” has never mad
a mistake on a man yet. When a
chap who thinks he is a bad man,
and goes bluffing around with a
chip on his shoulder,sces a double
leaded notice in our local columng
to the effect that land can be had
further west at 50 cents an acre,
he should take it as a hint and
start out to look for afarm, Those
who have been obstinate about it
have met with a surprise which
was both sudden and painful.
We would again call the atten
tion to the theatrical people to the
fact that the owner of the opera
houee here (who is ourself) is also
mayor (who is ourself) of the
town, and has the granting or re
fusal of licenses. The editor of
““The Kicker” (who is ourself)
would, therefore, suggest a liber
al display of traternal courtesy in
the matter of leaving compliment
ary tickets at the office, *We do
ot seek to dictate. We simply
threw out a suggestion which is
al] clear hay and weighs a hundred
and fifty pounds to the bale.
A letter from an Ohio man to
““The Kicker' asks who is mayor
as this town. The editor of **The
Kicker” (who is ourself) would
gently reply that we are now fill
ing that honored position for the
fifth time by a majority of 730,
and filling it a great deal better
than it was ever filled before.
We have no egotism in our ¢om
position, but wish to say, in the
most child-like and bland manner,
that we consider ourselves a big
ger man than the governor of the
Territory., ‘
We want the cowboys around
here to get all possible enjoyment
out of life; and we want every
citizen of the town to feel and
realize that it is good to be here,
even if they are dead broke half
the time, but there must be a lim
it to the game. The gang which
attempts to monkey with the
peace and order of this burg will
find seven two-handed shooters on
deck and loaded to the chin, and
if any galoot gets away it won't be
our fiu!t. :
Hank Scott, alleged Bad Man
from the Bad Lands, who just es:
capad the noose the other night,
has this to say to the public: *‘As
I stated to the vigilance commit
tee, I struck the wrong town, and
instead of trying to play bad man
any longer I am going to work,
I will put in ten hours a day at
any sort of labor for §6 a week,
and I trust that I may in time se
cure the respect and good-will of
the gentlemen who so kindly re-
How's This?
We offer One Hundred Dollars
Reward for any case of Catarrh
that cannot be cured by Hall's
Cattarrh Cure.
F.J.CHENEY & CO.,Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, have
known F. J. Cheney for the last
15 years, and believe him perfect
ly honorable in all business trans
actions and financially able to
carry out any obligations made by
their firm. :
West & Truax Wholsale Druggist
Toledo, Ohio.
Walding, Kinnan & Marvin,
Whalesale Druggist, Toledo, O,
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken
internally, acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces of
the system. Testimonials sent
free. Price Tdc per bottle, Sold
by all draggists. Hall's Family
Pillsare the best. |
Not A Sick Day Simce.
T wastaken severely sick with
kidney trouble. 1T tried all sorts
of medicines, none of which re
lieved me. Oneday Isawanad.
of your Electric Bitters and de
termined to try that. After tak
ing a few doses [ felt relieved,
and soon thereafter was entirely
cured, and have not seen a sick
day since. Neighbors of mine
have been cured of Rheumatism,
Neuralgia, Liver and Kidney
tronbles and General Debnlity.”
This is what B. P, Bass, ofl're.
mont, N. C. writes. Only 50¢,
at C. D. Jordan’s Druggist.
frained from pulling om the other
end of the rope. My two guns
ind my bowie-knife are for sale
cheap, as [ have no further use
for them.,” ‘
At the meeting of the common
council on Friday evening last
Alderman Jim Hill, who had been,
drinking too much, was ruled out
of order ard asked to sit down.
He refused and began an abusive
speech. His honor the mayor
(who is ourself) promptly threw
him throngh the window onto the
roof of Joe Williams' #aloon, and
for an hour or two the erring
alderman was supposed to be
‘dead. He then rallied, however,
land yesterday we were informed
jthat he was able to walk seven
)fcet and get the whiskey bottle
out of the cupboard.
We are much obliged to our
friends over at Lone Tree, and
must commend them for their
zeal and enthusiasm in our hehalf.
They did quite right in hanging a
man the other day who claimed to
be authorized to takesubscriptions
for ““The Kicker.” - Any time a
stranger appears in nny\-commtxni_fl
ty in the West and claims to be'
authorized to take subscriptions
for this paper, he can be set down
as a fraud and treated according
ly. If the boys are put to any ex
tra expense in such cases—dig
ging a grave in clay soil, buying:a"
rope, etc.—they will please for
ward the bill to us.
While we were over at Pine
Hill the other day Steve Watson
wanted us to marry him to a girl
named Ransom, who has been
living in the family cf Major Has
tings. We knew we couldn't do
it as an editor or a postmaster,
but we were not so certain in our
capacity as .mayor. We finally
agreed to take the chances on it if
steve and the girl would, and the
result was that the couple were
made one. We used the regular
form allowed by ciergymen, but
put in a proviso that if Steve ever
stopped his subscription to our
paper the marriage should be con
sidered null and void.
Our esteemed contemporary
down the street made another ex
hibition ~of the smallness of his
sonl last week in publishing a list
of those present at Mrs, Colonel
Harper's anniversary party and
leaving our cognomen off the list.
The contemptible spirit thus dis
'pluycd has resulted not to our in
jury, but in winning us new
Ifriends. The Hon, Hugh Smith,
for instance, who threatened only
}two weeks ago to shoot us on
sight, came around yesterday and |
asked for a reconcitiation ; and he‘
declared that a meaner and more
contemptible exhibition of the
littleness of Western journalism
had never fallen under his obser
vation. l
!IMPROVED TRAIN SERVICE m 1
! MACON.
’ Effective Sunday, Sept 13th,
‘the Central of Georgia Railway
‘will extend to Macon its trains
'Nos. 27 and 28 at present being
‘operated between Covington and
i(‘.onlon. There will be no change
in the schedule of those trains be-i
tween Covington and Gurdon.‘
Train No. #8 will arrive in Macon |
at 1 p. m. and No 27 will Jeave
Macon retnrning at 2:15 p. m.
This arrangement affords much
Quicker schedule and through
train service and avoids lay over
at Gordon, !
Give Pean Bres. your iob work
THE MONTICELLO NEWS, FRIDAY, NCVEMBER 27, 1903.
HOLIDAY RATES.
Via Central of Georgia Railway. |
During the Holidays, excursion
tickets will be sold between all
Ticket stations on the Central of
Georgia Railway, at rate of a fare
and a thjrd plus twenty-five cents
for the round trip.
Excursion tickets will also be
on:sale from all stations on -the
Centarl of Georgia R.R. to points
on conngeting lines south of the
Ohio and Potomac, and east of the
Mississippi rivers, as follows: ‘
Tickets will be sold to.thé gen
eral public ‘Dec,, 23, 24, 2§, 38
and 31,1903, and Jan.,” 16t, 1904,
limited to Jan. 4th, 1904 for .re
turn passage: . 'To, Teachers and
Students of schools and ¢olleges,
upon presentation and. surrender
of certificates, Dec., 16 to 22 1903
inclusive; final limit Jan., 8, 1904.
For prompt and reliable service
see that your ticket reads via
Central of Georgia Railway, |
Any agent of the Company will
cheerfully furnish additional in
formation on request. :
Young Men and Women Atte‘qtlon'l
The North Georgia Agricultu
ral College, established by the
state, offers the greatest and most,
paying invesment. Tuition free,
hoard cheap, climate healthful,
surroundings cheerful, discipline
exact, scholarship high. It has
distinguished graduates, earnest,
students, able teachers. It holds
the state championship for oratory |
and has the finegt cadet corps un
der a most “distinguished West
Point graduate. -
For particulars, write to |
‘ Dz, E. S. Avis, President,
- Dahlonega, Ga. |
2N W 0 &04 T 2 PATENT Qeet itoz
may be secared by
b our aid. Address,
| M(’N[Y THE PATENT RECORD,
Anbeeriptions to The Patent Record ..'&"?:.':'.'.?3
Y i ity 4 T e
Henderson’s
Barber. Shop.
1 have engaged the services of
Jim Goolsby, who is known by
tHe people of our county asan up
to-date barber. Give him a call
and he will shave and cut your
hair for 25 cents.
Southern Stone Company.
Monuments, Tombs, Tablets,
Tile and Statuary,
AT LLOWEST PRICES.
WE GUARANTEE SATISFAGCTION.
Write For Designs and Estimates.
Southern Stone Company,
S. B. GIDDENS, SECRETARY.
No. 106-108 PINE STREET, ALBANY, GEORGIA.
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RARE QUALITY.
JOB
PRINTING.
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MADISON: - © . 5 ... GEORGIA:
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Has the Largest Line of Dry Goods in Madison.
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Dress Goods in all the Tatest weaves, m all shades, and and all prices, from the cheapest to
the best. White goods in Fancy Waisting, Table Damask, Doilers, Towels, Bleeching,
Cambries, Long Cloth, etc. Ready-to-Wear Tailor Suits, Top Skirts in long and walking
lengths, Jackets for youngand old. Underskirts in silk and nan silk.
CLOTHING.
From the cheapest to the best in slims,
stouts and regular, both for boys, youth
and men. Overcoats, Rain coats, Moth
er's Friend Shirt Waist for boys, white
and fancy vest.
HOUSE FURMISHIMOS.
Carpets in Brussels and Velvet, portier
chemille table covers, art dinnersilkoleen,
draperies, sofa pillows, quilts, blankets
and comforts,
1 will sand samples of anything you wish and a postal card brings them te yewu.
Your R. R. Fare Paid to and From Madison if You Trade S2O, and |
Guarantee to Sell you Cheaper than elsewhere. :
It will pay you to come to see my big stock of Merchandise. :
STHEVE TURNELL,
HE SELLS I'T FOR LESS, -MADISON, GEORGIA.
Protect your property against
stovms as well s fire. Ralesiow.
H. C. HILL, Agt.
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When it comes to furnishing you with that which is of good
quality we can insure you the best results in printiag if you give
us the order for your work.
WE STUDY THE PRINTING TRADE
thoroughly and insure you the best printing effects at the mrest
reasonable prices. Our work i 8 as cheap ac first-clnes werk
ean be dene. y
TP OIRTNT T YL T
PENN BROTHERS.
l Tax Collector’s Notice.
, My books are open for the purposé of collecting State and coun
ty taxes for the year 1903. T will be at the following places en the
dates mentioned below. '
AR AT A ARI
Aikenton. a. m. Oct. 7; Nov. s.|Eula, p. m. Oct. 15; Nov. 13.
Machen, p. m. * 73 448 |Gladesville,a. m. ** 16;** 16,
Shady Dale,a: m."s¢ B:°* . 6, |Derlegal P'o’t. pooy. £ 16; “-96.
Kellg. 9 m 9% B & 6 iAdgates, am " orer e
Farrar, a. m. Wigs ' ® 9.? Hillsboro, pem g R
Broughton, p. m. * g; “ ‘g J. B H'enderson’s, a. m, Oct. 20.
| Layson's Store, a. m. Nov. 18.
Wyatt's Pe't a. m. “ 12; * 10 ' Smithboro, p. m., Oct. 20; ** 18.
Woodfin, p.m. *“ 12; ** 10, Blackwell's P'c’t. a. m* 21 {SO ‘lO
Eudora, Sem 't oase v malelivin B.Metag: 't e,
A.S. Floyd's, p.m. ' * 13; ** 11,| Maxwell, a.m, "agt 4 20,
Mec'icsville, a. m. ‘¢ 14; ** 12, |Palalto, Deoß Yaas ah
Leverett'sst're, p. m. ** 14;** 12 |Smith's Mill, a.m. Nov. 24.
Alliance, WMg d ‘Steve Malone'’s, p. m, * 24.
AA S e e
1 will be in Monticello Court week, First Tuesdays and Saturdays,
J. 8. Malone, T. C.
Sept. 18 2mos.
White
Barber Shop.
T T e . ——— Y— —— — —————————
I have opened a white barber
shop in the Monticello Hotel next
room to the post office.
Two polite white barbers will %
be always ready to do your work
in a comfortable manner.
I 'will greatly appreciate your
patronage at all times—assuring ".
you the best in the shop.
Service by the month at the | 3
rate of one dollar; one hair cut at
25¢, and one shave loc, l
%1% ¢ .
Call to see me.
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J. P. Williams.
SHOES | SHOES |
The largest and best line in the city,
Queen Quality for ladies, Edwin Clapp,
Heisers and King Quality for men, chil
dren’s school and dress shoes on every
toe and last. '
HOSIERY.
Hosiery, underwear, both fancy and plain,
sweaters, caps, hats, hood, silk-and wool
en shawls. , ;
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