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8T CIIAUL.ES F. AIIAiIS.
toil veuld’nt (link tnin^ /ran,
Vhote.Ter w.inkle.- her prow
rr , k"ng haf been;
Vos dei frnuli n biutnp n d f a ; r
Mil tier vat} fl , XO tt hair,
1,0 111,1 v <o centime heart enshare:
Mine Ka’iine.
• : ■
(lltnp seems sltord to me
bttnce ve game acrosed dei pea,
Jo der ff. untty off der tree
Ve’d nefer seen ;
loud ve hear do fieoples gay
Ilhi re vasvork und hlently pay,
t?o I ehtartxd tiglnl avav
Mil Kstiine.
Oh, der ahoy dot filled h iae house
V hen dm K opt oidi JlY.eter K.ause
iirougnt ÜB‘‘Leed'e Yawcot. btruuss”
Miveet und cleHtt;
Yhy, I don‘d pelief mine eyes
Vhen I look, now, mi surhrise,
On dot feller, shust tier size
Ofi Katrine!
Den “do! leedle boy off mine,”
Hevas grown so tall und fine
Bhust so sdrait as any pine
You efer seen ;
Und der heoples all Agree
booch fin** poysdey nefer see.
(Dey looks much more like me
As Katriue.)
Veil, ye haf ourcriefg und alloys,
Und dhere’s naught our lole des
troys,
But I miss dose leedle peys
Dot used tc been ;
Und der tears vill sor-edime edart,
Und I leeis so sick at heart,
Yen I dinks I soon must pan
From Katrine,
Oldt Time vill goon pe here,
Mu his sickle, und his sphear,
Und vill vhishrr in mine ear
Mil sober mien:
“You tnu*fi cooai along
For id vas der JLoid’a de roe ;
Und von nay doge poys juu’ll see
Und Katiiue.”
—DttroWFree Prens.
*•*.
%1 V’ery old Man.
At a recent meeting of physicians
in Bogota, Dr Luzi Hernandeze read
a paper of unusual interest. It was
an account ot a visit he had paid to
one Miguel Solis, a half-breed laruier
living in tho fort hills of the Sierra
Mesilla. The remaikuble thing about
Migm-I is that he gives bintself out as
180 years old. ‘‘more or less,” and
that all of his neighbors believe it is a
good deal more rather than less- —
Gray-headed men told th<“ Doctor that
they remembered Miguel as a reputed
ceritet.arian “’hen they were boys ; al
so that the name of Miguel Solis, col
ored farmer, appeared in a list, still
preserved, of the contributors to the
building fund of a Ftanciscan mon
astery rear San Sebastian, which was
founded iu ITJz, and that the present
Abbot is positive it is the same man.
The Doctor found the old fellow at
work in his orchard—parchment
skinned, robust, active, his snow-white
hair twisted turban fashion around
ids bead, and his eyes so bright that
the Doctor felt ur comfortable when
thy weie turned upon hitn. Ques
tioned as to his habits, Miguel told the
Doctor that the seer t of living a cent
ury or two was very simple, merely
never getting drunk and never over
feeding. “I eat only once a day—a
big, hearty tnea', which it often takes
me half an hour to get through with ;
but you see, it is not possible in a half
hour to eat more than you can digest
in the next twenty-four ” He went
on to say that he hadu’t made up his
mind about meat, but did not ea'
much of it; he fasted on the first and
middle days of each mouth, eating
nothing, bntdiinking all the water
he could swallow; healwaysletcooked
ifood cool before tasting it; that was
why his teeth were so sound as 180
years ago- It is hardly necessary to
add that all the Indians of the neigh
borhood firmly believe that old Miguel
has sold his soul to the devil.
ef N Eagle that Whipped Three
Dag*
The great bald eagle of Batson
Creek rauge, Georgia, was killed by
Mr. William C. Coleman on Saturday
morning last. This eagle ba9 been
known for five years in the section
where it was killed. lie has beer.
a pest to stock raisers in that commu
nity. We have just measured tho foot,
which is exactly eight inches from
point to point —one claw measured
3i inches, outside measurement. The
eagle measured 7 feet and 10 inchet
fiom tip to tip ot his wings, and had
whipped three dogs after he was eho
and one wing broken. He was a fa
tal foe to lambs and pig*.— Eattman
Timet.
DAWSON, GEORGIA, THURSDAY, APRIL 4 1878.
ben <■ tor l/orrr’s Ureal *peeih
WAsmfGTqjr, March 25,—The
speech of 8 nator Home, Republican,
of \V iso*.nein, to-day, ana going the
fraudulent Adjninistiation. drew an
immense audience to the floor of the
SenatP. Howe is not uaueliy an at
tractive bpeaker, aid the aud ence did
npt expect a very exciting or 'livening
entertainment, hut it was agreeably
disappoin ed Although a veiy te
dious and uninfeie.sting extempore,
eons speaker, Senator Howe is one o{
tlie most Vigorous and excellent poll*
ical writers of the present day Ilia
speech was carefnl v prepared, ai d,
bariing a little afF-*cation was well
lead. ~lt cunmnmhd ths closest at
tention ■ £. both sides of the chamber,
an the telling poinls made f.equent
ly draw applause and excited the
mirth of Deuiuci ats as well as Repuo
lican be ators.
The speech was made for a puipose.
It was the resell of deliberation, and
was intended to sepai are the Republi
can party from the Fraudu ent Ad
mluistrUion. A more scathing and
a morn nißicilness atra gninetit never
was made in tlie Seriate' chamber
The men who have planned his at
atiack upon Hayes, and hia socalled
p.’li.y knew who to selec* tor the
leader of the skirmish Hue. The
speech of HjOWe is epigramatic and
tacy with apt illustrations It will he
entertaining readii Every point is
skilful.y , and attentively jut. A
stronger and more popular .dniinis
tration tlian tha- of RetnMiiag li ard
Hayes could scarcely suivive such an
attact The masses of the Bepub.i
oan party at the North cannot iuii :o
respond M this sp* ecti It is so adroit
so insidious, so clever- that it must be
widely re.. J, aud mu t produce a pro
found impression Thu pertineut
question a-ked to-night by the uniniti
mated is What is to foliowf I a.u
not able to answer authoritatively,
but I suspect that, unless some of the
few friends of hts Fraudulency in the
Senate are indiscreet enough to at
tempt to answer Howe, uothmg will
follow immediately. The men who
are to lo.lew Howe on this same line
of attact will give the public time for
reflection. It; due order others will
have their say, but unless Mathews
or some other foolhardy Democrat
takes up the cuogei in dr fence of the
Fraudulent Administration, it will
be some weeks befoie another speech
is made. The disr.reet Democrats do
not propose to let one of their side
speak if they caw prevent it. If Mat
thews does make a speech for Hayes
he will be the worst used up man the
Senate h(_s evet seen —Hew York Sun.
GUT OM' THE T^P£/f.r
“Out of the tavern, I’ve just stepped
to-night;
Stieet! you ars caught in a very bad
plight,
Right hand and left are both out of
place—
Street! you are drunk! t’is a very
clear case!
Moon ! t’is a very queer figure you
cut —
Oue eye is staring, while t’other is
shut;
Tipsy 1 see, and you’re greatly to
blame;
Old as you are, t’-s a terrible sham-.
Then thestieet lamp?,—whut a scand
alous sigh: !
None of them soberly standing up
right; ,
Rocking and ewaggering-why on my
woid,
Each ot the lamps, is as drunk as a
lord !
All is confusion—now is’ot it odd,
I am tbe only thing sober abroad '(
Sure it were rash with this crew to
remain
Better go into the tavern again.”
Killed by a PnfT of Tobacco
Smoke.
On Sunday afternoon, while John
Connelly of 100 Van Bureti street,
Brooklyn, was playing wilt his little
son, aged 14 months, who was in his
lap, he playfully blew a puff of tobac
co smoke Into his face. Tbe child
coughed, gasped lor breath, and
back unconscious. In a lew miuntes
it died from suffocation. Tbe physi
cian who was summoned said that the
child bad probably sucked the smoke
into its throat and had been unable to
discharge it. The father became a!,
most wild with grief.— 2?nc York Sun.
The death of tbe Pope caused over
a million pairs of black gloves to be
Boldin Pans.
I .1 Good /T'llf, Sleep
[The following account cf two lit'le
lit>ys who went to sUep one winter
and did not wake tip until the nest
spring, we are assuied by the writer
is strictly true wonderful as the fact
may appeal to our young readers
Hero is the story J
Grandpa betan by tolling Cuhiu
and hie bf two little boys who
went t-j bed one’night in winter and
never got up till the next spring.
Kobin-.“What a que-i story !”
A'chie—“Who ever heard ot such
a tiling! Wbat did make them sleep
>o long ?”
Grandpa—“l suppose their little
limb* were tired with moving, and
their tongues with talking; and that
sum I mill—the stomach that grinds
so much bread and meat, needed to
stop and rest a long while.”
Aiohie—“But grandpa, how quern
it was that the chi drnn slept so long;
do tell u# how it was.”
Grandpa —“I slia ’t have time t<>-
n'gtit, wait :i 1 to-morrow morning.”
Cohin “How can we wait so
long ”
Giandpa—“Go 'o bed and go to
as b<i< " as you cun ; tune goes
fasten the land of Aod. Tlieres sis
ter Kate com ng for you now. Po.y
the dear Lord our souls to keep. and
to let us all See the moruiug light
again.”
After the children wore in bod and
aleue;. they ware,heard talking.—
Grandpa listened a* the foot of the
stairs.
“I wonder if those * boys didnlt
starve to death in that long sleep?”
said tit le five-year-oid Robin.
“Why no;” replied the senior ol
ha//putt six ; “didn’t grandpa cay 'hajr
both got up in the spring?”
“Don’t yob suppose they were
great deal bigger .vheu they got up
thnu when they went to bed?” asked
the former.
“I guess they w<r;” people must
grow in their sleep I know '.the
squashes ami brans grow at night,”
said the si ge A-obie.
“But, Boh, do let’s stop talking, so
we can get to the lam of Nod and
get back again, aud hear all about
that strange story.”
Soou a lair morning did dawn upon
childhood end old age.
Grandpa was just putting the snowy
foam over his face when he heard the
feet.of Ins little ponies hu ijing to his
doer. They were impatient to w*ii
till the shaving v as done ; so the kind
old gentleman, to please his darlings
cleared away a little of the snow about
his lips, and took the children on h s
knees.
“Now for the story,” said he. “Once
upon a time two .ist’e boys went to
bed on the last night of winter and
got up the Gist morning in spring.—
Yesterday wts tho last day of winter
this is the first day of spiirig. The
two little boys are Archie and Robin
Dale ”
Then the children laughed and
shouted, and kissed gtandpaovor and
over. They got soma ol the white
froth on their rosy checks, but they
didn’t cure. They go- some, too, on
beautiful br.ld head, but he
didn,t care. —New York Observer
Ruin Pool.
Happt Result of as Att emit at
Suicide—A dispatch froir- Providence;
R 1., says: “Kuke Delourjj, the wo
man who attempted suicide last Sun
day by taking arsenic, left/hero this
evening tor N- w York, accompanied
by Albert Skinner' of Hartford, apd
it said on good authority that they
were married before they left. Skii
ner became infatuated with Kate some
years ago, and would have married
her then but for the opposition of his
parents. He saw the account of her
attempted suicide in the papers, and
immediately came hare to administer
to tier wants. There was a large
crowd at the depot when they depart
ed. Skinnei is apparently about thir
ty years of age, and lias wealthy pa
rents in Hartford. He is in tbe paper
business.’’
“This is nice butter, my boy,” said
& country store-keeper to a twelve
year old urchin, who bad brought a
pailful of that article to market —“nice
butter. I’ll take all your toother has
to sell.” “I don’t believe she’ll eel!
any more,” said the boy, “.cause I
beard her say she wonln’t have sold
this only a rat fell in the cream, so she
did not want to use it hetsell.”
The Se"nation s of Hanging
Duiing the past week the.gallows
has been unusually busy, and the re
sult has been extremely disastrous to
! the central flguies in these ghostly
1 exhibi'ions. Some time since the
i
j American press was dtscusstng the
j question : ‘‘Doesi* hurt a man to hong
I him ?” The cor elusion arrived at seern
i
ed to be that hanging ".as a painless
death. Now seine of the English
magazines are speculating on ttie sen
sations of a hanged person, and they
almost make out that hanging is rath-
era plesauralie and desirable opera
tion One person who wii" hung, lo
all intents and purposes, and alhr
wai Is revived, declared that he felt
no pain, and his only sensations were
ol fire before his eyes, wbicli changed
first to black and then tp sky-blue.
These colors are even a source ol
pleasure. A culprit who was revived
when almost dead, complained that,
having lost all pain in an iust .nt, he
ad been taken Irom a light of which
tne charm defied de@. riplion. Another
criminal, who escape l thiough the
breaking of the halter, said that, at
ter a second or two f suffering, a light
appeared, and across it a most beauti
tu aveiiui of trees." All agree that
turf uneasiness is quite momentary,
that a pleastiiable feeling inr.mediate
y succeeds, that colors yf vatiousjhu
hs start up lief >re t..e eyes, and that
tlmse having b' en gaznd at tor a limit*
>d space the rest is oblivion. It this
is the c>se Michigan uiuidrcrs may
re_rot the law that cuui.ign the ~to
a living town instead it treatin'.* them
to an entertaining chromatic exhibi
tion.
i— ~ m
'•tight it Out
A story is told of a duu liter of a
prominent person now in tho lecture
field which is peculiarly interesting
auggeelive of Uuconcious wi doni.
A gentleman was invited t the lec
turer’s house to tea. Immediately on
lining seated at tie- table the little girl
astonished the family ciieie and guest
by the abrupt question ; -
“Whereis vour wife?”
Now the gentleman, havii g been
recently sepatated from tbe partner
..f his lile, was taken So completely by
surprise that he stammered form the
truth;
“I don’t know ”
•‘Don’t know!” replied the enfant
iernbU. “W >y don’t you know?”
Finding that the child persisted in
her interiogatoiies* despite the mild
reproof of her parents, cor eluted
t < make a chum breast of the matter
and have it over at once. 8o he said
with a calmness which wan the result
of inward exple
“Well, e don’t live together; we
think as we can’t agree, we’d better
<1 (\ f .”
He stifled a groan as the child be
gan ..gum, aud darted an exasperab and
look at hrr parents. But the little
torment would not be quieted, until
she exclaimed:
“C-u’t agree 1 Then why don’t you
fignt it ont, as pa nd inn do ?”
“Ye. glance is mine,” laughingly
retorted the visitor, after “pa an ( '
“rna” exchanged looks of holy horror,
toilowod by the inevitable lour.—
Neu> Haven Regis’er. '
♦■ m m
The Grocer ’* i-iti to Hit*
Preacher.
The Covington (Ky.) eofrepodent
tell- this : “A couuty merchant vis
ited the city and purclraed liour a dol
lar store a table-easu r, which he to k
home with l.im, and after put’ing a
a tug on it marked “814,’ made it a
present to a Methodist preacher, whose
chuch his fartiily attended. The rev
erent gontlopisn took the pa-kuge
home, opened ♦, apd examined the
contents. The next day he brought
the castor (with tag attached) back
to the grocer yrnan, and srid to h;tn:
“I am too poor in this woilds goods
to afford to display so valuable acr.stor
on my table, and if yon have no ob
jection I should like to return it and
take sl4 worth of groceries m it*
stead.” The merchant could do|noth
ing but acquiesce; but fancy his Jeei
ings.
A negro having been brought up
before a magistrate, and convicted of
pilfering, the magislrut began to re
monstrate .
“Doyou know how to read?’’
“Yes, inassa- little.”
“D r you ever make use of your li
ble f”
“Yes, massa; strap ini razn on rm
1 sumtimes.”
Strong tfuller.
“Why is it, my son, that when you
drop your br“ttd and flutter’ it always
falls butter side downV"
j “1 don't know ;it hadn’t orter do
it. The strongest si le ort i be uppar
i most, hadn’t i’, ma? and that is the
strongest butter I over did see.”
“Hush ! hush ! it’s sumo of your
aunt's chuiniim 1”
“What. Did she churn it? The
great iazy thing I”
‘Your aunt ?”
“No, t tie butter.”
“ W fry, my son ?*’
“Toin>ke the old lady churn it
1 when it is plenty strong to cltnru it
j n eif Don’t you think so, ma?”
I “Be sti l, Zmi ;it only wants work
ing over to fie good.”
“Well, il I’se you, when I did I’d
put in lots of colas es.”
“You good for nothing ! I’ve eaten
a great deal worse iu the most aristo-i
orutio hoarding houses.”
‘ Weil, people of rank certainly
ought to oat it.”
“Why, peopie of rank ?”
“Cause it’s rauk butter.”
“You varmint, you 1 What makes
you talk so smart ?”
“Tlio utter liaa taken the skin off
of my mouth, mother.”
“Zihi, don't lie! I can’t throw away
the butter.”
“I’ll *fll yc, maim, what I’d do
with it; I’d k ep it to draw blisters."
“Well, rav son, if you keep on ly
ing tbit way you’ll make an editor
some day. Now blow your nose and
go to hoeing in the garden
Hoiv a .little Saved a
Life.
Charley Houston re| tes a very in
'eie.- tiog incident ol the railroad nec -
dent whie occmei on the Fort Way
ne road at Lakeville, Gain. Standing
between two of the car*,' which wer
loaded with horses and mules, was a
hrakeman, win so name is not Famed.
He iveut down with the wreck, be
coming fastened between the cars,un
der ten fee; of Water. His weak
struggle to releasto himself were use
less, and he concluded that in n few
short seconds ad would beover. The
mules had b- en kicking pretty lively
in the car, and suddenly the broke*
man felt the end boards give way.
Then he received a t>nsendous kick
on the thigh, Which sent, him out of
tiia peiiious position to the top of the
water. Hero he spluttered about un
til a white mule ioe up arid siruck
foi shore. Then the itrakeman grasp
ed the animal’s tail and was safely
carried ashore. Ilis injuries were not
ro severo hut lie could be moved
home to Giostlioo. Another mule es
capedlry the same egress as the first,
end the remaining animal peiisbed.
Tho hrakeman should certainly pur
chase that while mule and keep hiiu,
for it has never occured before that a
man’s life was saved by a mule, and
may nevor occur again. — Pittsburg
Telegraph.
Two your.g fannors desired tbe ex
clusive privilege of dancing with the
stinie girl at Monet Vernon’ 111. There
whs a quarrel, ending in an gre*‘-
ment to settle thoijue'dtfhn with* fight.'
The combatants ant. a few friends
went io ft barn; but before beginning
the fight one demanded that the other
be seaichad, to see if lie had any weap
on. The search was not thorough,
for the searched man drew a knife,
on finding that lie was being whip
ped, and infilcEed a mortal wound.
A little grandneph w of lMtice Bis
msikwas sitting on the Prince’* knee
the o*her day, when he suddenly cried
our, “Oh unde, I hope I shall be a
gr-at m<m like you when 1-gro* up!’’
“Why, my child? asked his ancle.
"Because you are so great, nnd every
cue fears you’’ “Wonln’t you rather
every one loved you?’’ The child
thought a little, and then replied.
“No, uncle; cor when people love you
tl ey cheat you, but when they fear
you they let you cheat them.”
Rockdale, (Tex.V messenger • Reck
dale on Monday, witnessed a strange
phenomenon. It was a shower ol
leaves As far as the eye could teach
the heavens above were filled with
them, reminding one of the days of
the gias&hojipors. I here was no
commotion of the atmosphere to be
observed in any direction on the hori
zun. The su; p isition b that they were
lifted up by immense wbirlwiud
and carried a great distance. They
were falling all day.
VOL. XIV, —NO 7
THIiIKISIS
What think you would be tho re*
stilt if the euith should stop spinning
around vhe euti ? Were you evor
near a Dig* and intrioate machine
when one of its wheels became clog
ged or broken—near enough to hear
i the gritting, jarring clash, the suddeu,
deafening-crash ? Astronomers assure
us that pipci*eiy similar effects, only
on an inconceivably grander scale,
would be produced if our earth—one
cf the wi.eels in the universe rnachit e
—should suddenly cease its revolu
tion. In other words, there would be
n general nlnsf and crash of satelli
tes, planets, and systems What wo
teim financial crises ore due to simi
lar Cfius*s. Ore of the wheels in the
finance-machine becomes dogged, per
haps sha terr-d. The terrible Wall
strsot “crash” which follows is con - *
inuuicated to every part of the finan
cial mechanism of the country. But
analogies rJo not stop here. There is
that other mechanism, the most intri-
cate of all—sometimes called an organ
ism he.; hi -e it generates its own foe
s the tinman machine. When one
o! it# membt rs tails to perform ite
office, the whole system 19 thrown in
to disorder. Members before con
sidered unassailable, break down un
der the nature! pressure. The shock
comos, and utter prostration is the re
sult. .Reparation q.m only be eff-cted
by the restoration of the impaired
parts and the re-adjustment of its
lovers, — the physical forces. Thera
is one put of the machine more lia
file to disorder than any other, —the
liver, -the great balance-whoel of thw
machine.
The liver being the groat depurat
ing or blood-cleansing organ of tbe
system, sot it at work and the fou’
corruptions which gender in the blond,
and rot out, as it were, tbe machinery
of life, are gradually expelled from
the system. For this purpose Dr.
Pierce’s Golden M dical Discovery,
used dnily, and Dr.'Pierce’s Please i!
Purgative Pellets, taken in vary small
doses, are preon.inently the articles
needed. They eureevery kindofhumor
Irurn the worst scrofula to the the
common pitnp'e, blotch, or eruption.
Greet eating ulcers kindly heal un
der their mighty curative influence,
Vi ruleui u'Oi-i poison* iuuf lurk <H
the system a.e by them robbed of
iheir terrors, and by tneir pe.sever
ing and somewhat profra’ted use thfc
must tainted syatemamay bycomplete
ly reuovAted und built up ..new En
larged gland*, tumors and swellings
dwindle -way and disappear tinder
the influence of these groat resolv
ents.
Uncle lteniun .<* an Emigranti
A colored mnn stepped Uncleßau.ua
in the street tbeothorduy for tho pur
pose ofgetting some information.
“What’s nil die talk I hoar ’bout Li
berter ?” he asked.
‘ What’s alb is talk you heerd ’bout
do Freedman's bank?” responded
Uncle Re uUB, somewhat savagely.
‘Dey tolls me,” continued the ne
gro, “dat you don’t hav’ ter wuk out
dere, less you wnnts ter.” '
“Day duz duz dey?” said Unci® re
mus. “Dey asd dat you wuz gwice’
fer git forty doves an’ a mule ; an’ dey
tolo you ler ter put yo’ money in do
bauk, an, dut you’d get interest. Well
I sp’ ck you got it; butofyou did, you
sorter banged we out, fer I aiu’t got
coder one net de udder.”
“But-dis ain’t uj mule nerbankjhiz
ness, Uncle Remus,”
“Dal* w’at trubbles mo honey. 1
know dere’s plenty ®r loafers w’ii.t
tough ter go, but I dunno who ter ii -
wite. Dey say cofl’eo grows in t!
Irunt yatd, an' de snn patches it m ‘
it fa'ls in a hole in de ground’, bii_
ilttr'j yo’ coffee/*
‘ You talk liksyou gwine.”
•‘Oh l doz duz I? Weil I got tor
git over de Ge >rgy fever fus.’ I dim e
mine missin’ my mule an’ lan’, an’ ib*
iuiiusi on my money in de Freedimin's
Bank, hut I 'bpizes far lei mis* a m /'),
I’ll drsp y ou a note w’en I etait •”
• .
An Eastern editor says a mar: in
New York got himself into trouble , y
dairying two wives. A Northern c< i
tor replies by saying he knew # f-n -
her of men who had got into t*t"V *e
by marrying one. A Southern
rcto-ta by saying,he knowa of son.a
who got into trouble by merely j *'>rr
ising to marry without going any
further. A Western editor elcsi -up
the list by saymg that a frrend of his
gift into trouble enough by t i-ing
found with auother man,* wins.*
YES
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