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EINSTEIN’S HOUSE
Banks Braswell
Fifth Grade
Blakeney Elementary School
On October 30th, 1924 in a Ghost Town called Princeton,
one of the men with a high IQ (Albert Einstein) made a very
good, but unknowingly dangerous invention.
The inventor, Albert Einstein, made a human-based inven
tion. This invention was named after its inventor, it’s name
was Frank-Einstein. A huge, 8 foot tall construction origi
nally designed to be a butler that would respect it’s owner/inventor for a few days. But however,
in those few days, the zombie Frank-Einstein became a monster. He started destroying things, not
listening to Einstein, and other very dangerous things. Frank-Einstein was told to never go outside.
When Frank heard that, he stomped hard on the hardwood floor, almost putting a whole in it. He
kept getting closer and closer to Einstein. The next thing Einstein knew, he was cornered onto a
weak wall on the third floor. All of a sudden, the wall broke and Einstein fell, causing him to get
badly injured. He was weak, but surprisingly survived! He was sent to a hospital immediately. At
the same time, Frank was held by chains in a trailer made of very strong material that he could
barely even make a scratch in. He was sent to a Mutant Care far away from Einstein. However,
Einstein felt like he wasn’t far away enough. He sold his humongous house and moved all the
way to Pennsylvania.
When Frank entered the Care, all the other absolutely crazy mutants stared at him, trying to
grab and bite him. Some of them didn’t even have arms! A few months after Einstein sold his
house, A famous, wealthy family (The Johnsons) with a Father, Mother and two twin sons bought
the house and put new furniture in it, painted it and redid the house completely. But little did the
very wealthy family know, Frank ate a bunch of brains and got a very dirty trick pop up in his
caveman-like brain. Before Frank had to go to Mutant Care, he made a copy of himself with an
invention of Einstein’s that made clones of whoever stepped in it. Frank used it to make a clone
of himself. The Frank that went to Mutant Care was a fake. Frank had been sleeping in a coffin in
the attic the whole time. Frank didn’t know that another family moved in his home though. But a
year later, he hnally woke up from the coffin on a sunny morning.
The kids were just waking up. John and Janice were already downstairs making breakfast. They
yelled upstairs for Jake and Josh to wake up and come down. But when the kids went downstairs
to get their breakfast, they heard a Stomp, and then another Stomp, and then after the hnal Stomp,
they slowly looked behind them.
And what was behind them you ask? The “humari’gous creature, Frankenstein. In a literal mil
lisecond, the threatened children ran as fast as they could down the shiny spiral staircase thinking
why is this might be their last moments on earth. Right as the parents heard their abnormal-acting
children, they quickly ran to them and the children could not hide their terror as they pointed
behind them. And then, the parents grabbed their kids and ran to the car, safely. After that, no one
ever dared to step foot in that house again, due to the Bigfoot Frankenstein.
THE UNDERGROUND
HankTinley
Fifth Grade
Blakeney Elementary School
There once was a little girl named Frisk. She was a kind little girl. One day she was exploring
while she came upon a huge mountain called Mount Ebott. She tripped over a vine and fell all
the way down a hole in the mountain. She was very scared. Fuckily, she landed on a pit of little
yellow flowers. Frisk wondered how she survived, but she was happy she did.
She laid in a dark valley. There was a huge doorway at the end. She walked and walked. Frisk
was confused. She didn't know why this stuff was underground. After a little bit of walking she
found herself at the doorway. When she looked through she could see another patch of flowers.
When she walked a bit closer a flower with a face popped out. “Howdy I'm Flowey, Flowey the
flower”! The flower said. Frisk was shocked, she'd never seen a monster before. “You're new to
the underground aren't you”? Frisk nodded. “No worries, I will teach you the basics”. Flowey said.
It went black. Frisk could see her soul, her health, and her options. She could either light,act,use
an item,or mercy. “See these white things, these are friendliness petals”. “Try to get as many as
you can”. The flower grins an evil grin. Frisk,confused try to get one. BOOM! She went flying
backwards. “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FOOF”. The evil flower said. “In this world it's
KIEF OR BE KIFFED”. “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA” The flower’s face was like wrinkled
socks. “What happened”? Frisk asked herself. There was a tall goat lady standing behind the burnt
flower. “I am so sorry my child”. “I am so sorry you had to see that”. “My name is Toriel”. “Come
with me, I will keep you safe”. The goat took Frisk to her house. “Here is some butterscotch cin
namon pie”. Frisk thanked Toriel. Frisk was sad she couldn't get back to her real family, but she
was happy she had someone.
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VOTE NOVEMBER 3RD
A Commissioner
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That We Can
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RE-ELECT
LUCIOUS ABRAMS, JR.
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LUCIOUS GETS fT DONE WITH MILLIONS FOR THE PEOPLE OF DISTRICT #1
PUBLIC SAFETY ASSURANCE
7. New EOC/911 Center (to be
completed by 3021)
8. Re novation of Health Department,
matntamg a happy healthy County
9. Built a pork In Gough. GA
RESPONDING TO THE NEEDS OF THE
PEOPLE
10. Resurfacing of 30 miles of paved
county rood}
11. Paved William Tin fey Road: Roiedale
Rood; Duckhead Rood; Third Chapel
Rood; Clear Spring} Church Rood; and
Wyatt Place Road
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ACTION PROJECTS
1, Family Y Fitne« Center and Pool ($6 million]
3, Expansion of the Airport (55 million)
3. Burke Judicial Center (S30 million)
ECONOMIC GROWTH & COMMUNITY
RESOURCES
4. Westiide Truck Route - Storting construction
in 2030
5. Built on Animal Shelter * (to be completed by
2030)
6. Adoption of Zoning Ordinance for growth in
Burke County
* RE-ELECT*
Evans
MARTIN
BURKE COUNTY
COMMISSIONER
District 3
★ Dedicated, proven leadership
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I would appreciate
your vote and
continued support
November 3, 2020
Early voting October 12-30
Rex
MYERS
Probate Court
November 3
As I come to the end of my first
election campaign, I offer you my final
thoughts. In my mind, I don't consider
a Judge to be a politician. But here !
am, right in the middle of an election.
[f you recall, government is structured
as 3 branches: Legislative, Executive
and Judicial. We created a
separation of powers, and a
checks-and-ba lances approach to
government.
A Judge does not make law, as that is
the responsibility of the legislature. A
Judge interprets and applies the law,
as written, but doesn't decide what
the law should be. A Judge's role is to
be fair and impartial to all people,
applying the law to the facts of a case,
th ere by reaching a de cisi on. Political
ideology has no place in a Probate
Court.
The Probate Court is responsible only
for those functions assigned to it by
Georgia law. People come here to
accomplish a particular goal I focus
on Ihe actual work to be performed. I
address the citizen's goals or
objectives, and ensure that task Is
completed in strict compliance with
the laws that govern that process. In
the event of e conflict or battle, I must
decide the outcome - but still in
accordance with the law.
I am just a regular person. I want to
go io work, do a good job, and go
home to my family at the end of each
day. I want to do something
meaningful to help people, I want to
earn a fair living, pay my bills and
support my family. We all have these
same things in mind when we go to
work.
I have pul myself out there, way more
than ever before in my life, for each of
you to inspect and examine. I have
done the best that f can to let you
know who lam. I thank my wife
Tessa for supporting me through this
ordeal, and everyone else who has
helped me along the way.
Sincerely,
Rex T. Myers
Judge of the Probate Court
Attorney Licensed in
Georgia and Mississippi