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Page 10B — Wednesday, October 28, 2020, The True Citizen
THE CABIN OF EVIL SCARECROWS
Skylar Collins
Fifth Grade
Blakeney Elementary School
Once upon a time, there was a family who bought a cabin for
the weekend. If only they knew what they had in store for them,
WAHAHA.
So the family went inside the cabin. The 16 year old girl named
Stacy really did not want to be in the cabin. She wanted to go to
a party instead. The 8 year old boy named Zack was so excited to
come to the cabin. Just when the family was really comfortable,
something scary happened. Stacy went to the bathroom, she cut
on the light. She got on the toilet with her phone. Before you know
it she looked up and saw the most hiddest, scary, awful, creepy,
disgusting, ugly evil scarecrow in the bathroom. She pulled up
her pants and said, “Zack stop playing. This is not funny.”
Stacy tried to stay calm, but instead she ran out the bathroom
as fast as she could. Her mom, Miranda, said, “Stacy, what you
got your foot in your mouth about now!!” She yelled from the
kitchen. “MMMMM OOOOO MMMMM!!!!!! There’s an evil scarecrow in the bathroom!!!!!!!”
Miranda went to the bathroom, and so Stacy’s mom saw the scarecrow and she passed out.
The scarecrow really didn't like what happened. So the evil scarecrow took Miranda to the se
cret room in the cabin. With the blood scarecrows, some had blood drool and others had bloody
teeth. Also there were other families in the secret room. So 5 minutes later Stacy calmed down.
She woke up her dad, Quevon, who was real strong. Then he went to his son's room which was
next to his room. There was an evil scarecrow in Zackary’s room as well. So the evil scarecrows
snatched up both of them, the son and the dad. All that was left was Stacy.
That night, Stacy cried herself to sleep. Just when she had a chance to go to sleep, something
bad happened. All the evil scarecrows took her to the secret room. The family never ever came
out of the secret room. Legend has it if you close your eyes you can see evil scarecrows in your
sleep. But you will have to find out why the scarecrows were terrorizing the family any day now.
So why don’t I tell you a secret. It all started with a rainy day and the scarecrow family came
into Stacy's life. One of the scarecrows tried to be nice to Stacy. That didn’t go too well, and the
scarecrow got mad and waited the perfect time to strike and the scarecrow did. That is why the
generous family got terrorized.
DEAD SHOT
Collier Long
Sixth Grade
Edmund Burke Academy
Tomorrow is Halloween in Cottonwood and people are busy planning their parties. People are
trickling into the gym for an assembly. I say hello to everyone but they all ignored me. It's almost
like I'm invisible.
After the assembly some kids stayed to tell scary stories. One boy started to tell a story about a
girl who had died in this very gym. Back in 1989. He said some of the girls on the basketball team
came to the gym to practice. Two hours had passed and all the girls decided to go home and watch
horror movies, except one girl who stayed to put the basketballs up. While she was putting away
the basketballs a bolt snapped and the goal fell and, unfortunately, killed her. Even though they
were devastated, they all thought she haunted the gym because every Halloween the basketballs
are rolling around the floor.
I couldn’t believe I’d never heard that story, but it sounded familiar. As I left the gym in the hallway
I saw my jersey, and underneath it read, “In Memory of Elizabeth Darenger. October 31st, 1989.”
WHAT? THAT’S ME!
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A wise man once said, one can choose to go back towards safety, or forward
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I have seized every opportunity given to me to bring new ideas and programs
to our community. I love this community and its people. This week, I was
attacked distastefully by South Carolina resident Patricia McDonald. Patricia
is not an attorney, but she served as Burke County's Chief Magistrate Judge
years before my time. Since she is not an attorney, she does not understand
the law which gives licensed attorney judges privileges and abilities that are
not given to non attorney judges. Nonetheless, I welcome the opportunity to
speak with Ms. McDonald should there be any other questions.
Let’s consider the laws and judicial canons that permit me, a licensed
attorney, to give free legal advice, teach free classes, and recommend
fundraising agencies. Judicial Code of Conduct Canon 4: "Judges May Engage
in activities to Improve the Law, the Legal System, and the Administration of
Justice." Canon 4 (B): "Judges may speak, write, lecture, teach, and participate
in other activities concerning the law, the legal system, and the
administration of justice."
THE CANDIDATE
Georgia Bar Association
Licensed Attorney
Georgia State University
Juris Doctorate
Augusta State University
Dual Bachelor's Degree-
Sociology and Criminal justice
Civil Rights Litigation
Tax Law
Personal Injury Litigation
Employment Litigation
Domestic Cases
Absentee Ballot Voters
Judge Andrew
PALMER
LET ME BE CLEAR
The law prohibits non-attorney magistrate judges from giving legal advice.
O.C.C.A. 15-19-51: "Unauthorized practice of law forbidden: It shall be unlawful
for any person other than a duly licensed attorney to render or service legal
services or advice." Further, attorney-judges are permitted to recommend
private fund-granting agencies and programs concerning the law. Judicial
Code of Conduct Canon 4(B): "Judges may make recommendations to public
and private fund-granting agencies on projects and programs concerning the
law, the legal system, and the administration of justice."
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I have boldly chosen to push the envelope towards excellence on behalf of
Burke County residents, and I will continue to do so...whether it be in the face
of naysayers, opposition, or in the face of evil!
Our citizens deserve the absolute best of innovators, change agents and
thought leaders. I am but one example of the excellence yet to come from
the young adults and teens in Burke County.
To the citizens of Burke County, I thank you for your trust in me, and look
forward to serving you for the next four years.
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JUDGE ANDREW PALMER
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