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THE MONITOR,
PninnD Evtss Fridat.
OKI DOLLAR A YEAR.
Bnrr TANARUS, Moskjet, Editor.
Edw. F. McGowan, Bps. Mako.
omUb MOAN or MADISON COUNT*.
ROLL XOfU,; V
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Meek PstUn has a rood deal of
trouble. Tbs stay bslt ptsiled out
Of Seymour’* ougine, and Mack
mi frightened so badly that h
ooaM think of uothinjf blft' hi* girl •
Obi M—M-M! Jfi# Iked! H
pal ltd rsd hot ole* df'fb* oat of
tbs firs box with huTHsksd hands,
and said it did not luitu him at all.
Nothing Uks btlng in loyp and scar
ed to stop pain. -i ,
Rsd seems to bs a very t .shion
abls color with tbs young ladies io
oar city.
Hops I will gat an invitation to
lEAwedding. Haven’t bad any
4M|iju|g afe in sometime, ,
Heard there was a 5 Forks young
tefewho went to Atlanta sometime
eg*, epd for fesr tqst be would get
lost, invested in 61bs stout twine.
He fastened one end to the fear
Apd and started out. At bs walked
tbs twins would, unwind, When he
got to the sod of his string, started
book sad found that it hid been cut,
consequently he got lost and did not
kaow whiub way to go. He’s aatd
to have wandered around nntii the
polios got him. Don’t vouch for
the truth of this - just beard it.
There is a yoofcg man in Hall
who don’t generally rise with the
larks sr su i either, who was up and
loading a oar of lumber long before
8 o’olock. Hie reason—his girl
was going to Atlanta, and he
wanted her to think, I suppose,
that be was always at work by the
time the cooks crow for day. <
Mr. Geo. Johnson ha* his mufo
taehe arranged ready*for a .match
gam*—9 on aside. ■'
A onctain fellow frobi Comsr
was describing the color of a mans
hair said it was “gray as cotton”
That 1 * a peculiar gray 'to me.
Don't know how it will strike any
one else.
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THEORY VERSUS PRACTICE.
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A young woman who, - in npite
of the fact that she had been born
wsdbrottehtup in a large city, had
neverthclew many most excellent
theories in regard to farming upon
a purely eeinntiflc basis, found her
eelf, after none rears of married
life, obliged to take up her resi
dence npon e large and model
farm.
Desiring always to he a true
helpmeet toiher husband, she took
a double pleasure in reviewing
the studies of her earlier years, at
tacking the subject with great zest.
Asa result with small provoca
tion, she was wout'to wax eloquent
—almost garrulous, iudeed'-vtipon
sueh subjects ee “fhe Proper Jdode
of Irrigation," ‘♦The Merits, and
Dements of Vafrioua Fertilisers,”
Beet Food for Young Cattle”
apdkin Ared topics. She bad yet
to loam that orteo in this life /be
tween theory and practice these.is a
treat gulf, ling husband, owing
oubtleas to concious inferiority
took* meau muscatine duljgjit* in
recanting for amusement of
their friends tales -..unimportant
slips incident to t£e beginniug'jpf
any earner made by- hie distinctly
better half, the aforoaaid tales
disclosing more talent in the line
of a raconteur than of a careful
historian scrupulous as to fact and
dtta.
On* morning at breakfast the
fol .rr tio °**
“Mary y dear, Juui is going
to kill two pig* today. Kow, what
After takinga tarried mantel
inwntoiy of fhe present resources
of the larder acid oonskteriag 4he
tastes and capacities of the numi
mu hired bauds that muat be cat
ered to, the careful housewife re
“Tsffdid yon say? Wall you
might save ns a dozen' bans, an*
—oh, ym, any qaarity of dried
toefl’'—New York Herald.
S3OO Offend Free!
Osmcm nm Kurnui lent,
Kismuanm-i*ni<>ii
mav.j.F Pmiesi. wiUmbssmi'i r*c
ncu MsmsCnuMi, Mismui,TM.
jewfnfolllwlejnee Sue to say ckeriuble
tutlteUea ia MuheiTle *adstcato *ay Saeineee
Wllff eeetk ef the Ohio River, if you could eot
HeSSSS
w.r.um, Oesaicr.
JL jgfrifcwd taUu XmMU*
Qfcnfcwflf#wii>ra tfctA&mlqCfartth
eSSSStt
A Miracle in Missouri.
CRIPPLED AMD BERT FOR TER YEARS
WITH RHEUMATISM.
tk Out ltfttMl la a*Ma Ba,
•ad to tto Wtaltt lute,
tfkemflto Santa* aty Tinea)
Tot ysen one of the beat known men in
Ratoi and ▼•non eevaties has been Mark
If Woodson, now poetta&ster at Panama,
sad brother of ex State Inspector of Mima
0. C. Woodson, of this city. Th* people -of
Rich Hill, where h#formerly resided, and of
bis present home, remeafocr well the bent
form, misshapen almost from theeemblauee
’ of mu, vhictt Uu painfully bowed its head
half to earth and labored etafpllke across
the walks season after seaayfc and when one
Hey last month it ttraichjmqd to its foil
' height, threw away the Umgry bntt of cane
which for yean had been ns only support
from total helplessness, and walked erect,
firmly, unhesitatingly about the two cities,
people looked end wondered. The story of
the remarkable ease has become the miml
of the two counties. Exactly as Mr. Wood
son told it to a Tines reporter, it is here
published:
“la '*4 the rheematism started in my
right knee, and after a lingering illness it
settled generally in my loiata. 1 waa
finally able to arise, but for the pest 5 year*
eontdonly walk with the aid it crutches,
and my body waa beat half toward the
■rmad. 1 went to the best dispensary in
Kansas City, where I waa treated for six
weeks, end without th* slightest feed. 1
then tried n strong mlvaoie battery, with
g result. 1 then went to the Ota
at fit. Louis, where ths best pbysi
tted me—(including Dr*. Kale and
tat without resulted I came home,
week, doubled with peln and dstpondcot.
“About this time my attootiea waa sailed
to the aeoonnt of* remarkable core by Dr.
William' Pink PUto for Pal* People of
.v%
perlment When X began to take them, the
rheumatism bad developed Into e phase at
mnjytia j nay ley from the thigh town wee
eohl *ll the time and aould net bekspt
warm. In a short time I we# able to attend
to my ooe duties, and t oonldeujoy a sound
and restful night’s sleep, something I had
not known for ton years. Today am ptoo
tically, aad I drmly believe, permanently
the miracle wUh hls stand that Dr. wil
liams’ Pink Pills did for me.” _
Te verily the story beyond *ll mastien of
doubt Mr. Woodson made afldarit to fita
•bore.
Subscribed and esroni to before me thia
fid day of March, IM4.
JoHK D. Moonto Votary PubUe.
Dr. Williams' Pink Pllle oentaln all th*
nlemeato neoessary to fire new Ufa and
richness to the Wood and restore shattered
■arras. They ere for eat* by all druritieta.'
V Y (te
lfefloia* Company, neaeosomoy, is. x. vm
fifie. per ben, or six bonne for |Mh
COFFINS AND CASKETS.
Persons at A distance can rely
•n being tented in coffins and Cas
kets at Banifllsvilt*. Stock is
never shert. I have them from
the home made up. Term cash or
credit te responsible partiee.
A. 8. JOHNSON.
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I BLOOD BALM.
I Oarq y Ufa * st?°msf
|w^ a s^r£ir“Si , Ka:
■ T * T bS??sp UMbSSna
■ MJ sttsetSfroa U> flnt doss.
i mrwmrrrn jg mo •/ iron*
lumHUILIMijJ
TO THE PEOPLE
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Oglethorpe u Madson counties:
I have added to my stock- of
Furniture, Buggies, Wagons,
Harness, Saddles, coffins, etc., a
full line of v „/
DRY GOODS
Groceries,
Notions, Hats. Shoes, Hardware, Tinware, gfasswetr
Crockery, etc* in fact everything kept m a first class
stor e. Al of which I Offer at bottom prices.
I am alee hare to help make Comer a irst-elem Cato
tea market, be ear* and git* ma a call.
Anyea* daaixiag to parehasel
a first alass.oloan stook of good J
of tb* abot* lin**, and renting!
th* krgaat atari rout in]
the growing tows of Comer J
CALL. |
Scott‘B
Carbo digestive
Compound.
/M I, in '■ ~~
Poeitivaly th* om Stated? foi
tot kite treatment of
Nervous Exhaustion b
Simple and Aggravated (orate of
Dyspepsia ' id
the-Heart
Don* your food nowi gtim <it
iog? Are you tanily or armed *,d
•xoited? Do you got up in tilt
morning tired ene unrnfrneqnd.and
with a bad tette in the mouth.
It theoe?a dull, cloudyteoeatino
Attended bv disagreeable feeling*
in the heed end dye* I
Art yon irritable And rrtti ten'*
Dote it dietrett you to lit ok<
your left tide.
<HAvt you impaired memory
dimnesaof vision, depreuion of
mind end gloomy fora boding*. 1.
Then# symptone mean that ye*,,
Art suffering from Dynpnpni*
Nervous Exhnaotion.
Then it no other rei***djr j|
tout that hag dons no much for
thia clast of trouble* to
Silt's CarMiffio
- Coipoood,
If year reee hes resisted the neanl meth
od**! treatment w* ere pertienlnrly mx
lnue te here yon giro this composed •
trial,
W* gaerentee releif In ovary eee** od
will cheerful!t refund ronr totate hvld
the remedy fail to prodoev-tfc#-time*-rati
fying result*. -r.
rieai* rtekember tUt A* appelUtien
Detent MsdiSfcv'dbs* not apyty te
Scott’s Carbo-Digestivs
Cor pound
It lea prescription pot up by a leading
physicianewho ha* made stomach ana
nervoas troubles a epeeeilty for years,
We euurt investigation and earnestly
srge all phvslciau* to write us for th*
formula of HCOTT'i CARBO-DIOEBTIVE
COMPOUND, which we will mail eaappli
tioa that they may eetiefy thamevlvee
at its karmlasa character and excelled
tartaoe.
SCOTT’S CARBO-DIMSTIVM
COMPOUND
Is the aieet remarkable remedy that
seieaue has produced. It hse suc
ceeded where other medioines have
foiled.
Sold by all dreggisu everywhere
SI.OO per settle. Beat te aay ad
dress in Amelias ea receipt ef price.
Don’t forget that We cheerfully
refund yeur money if results are net
satisfactory. Order direct if your
druggist dees aet have it, Address
all orders to ~
CONCORP • CHEMICAL MANTJ
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tAfSTORIK 80.
Topeka, Has.
TOUR*, *TO.
F L KKIVER
mm
—Committed in Comer by —
Qn |Jigh pices.
Wo are now receiving the largest And best selected stock of Goods
it hat ewer been our pleasure to carry, and we are going to try to
interest you In prices Here goes:
600 yards Black a*d ‘Figured Satteens 9 to 16 cents yard.
400 vads Black Woofer. Goods, Worsteds, etc. &to 2oc a yard.
200 ydt double width Henriettas with trimmings to match At prices to
suit you. Call and see these goods.
8000 yards of Oalico frem 3$ to 6c.
500 yards yards Ginghams from sto 7|c. Others get 8 and 9c.
95 dozen pairs lloee 5c to 25c pair. Good pins 2c a paper.
Suspenders at anv price. Neckwear for everybidy.
Men’s and B .ys’ Shirts 25c to $1.25c.
Men’s and Boy’s Hat* from 25c up. ' /
Our line of Jsans is bard to beat. We have it from 15. te 60c yards.
All Wool Cassimers 480 t.o 70c yard.
A big lot Flannel Is, Outings, <feo at prices to suit the tunes.
Wa H*xdt,e the Hb.wiest Shirting, Shbetiwi, Drills and Cotton Check
SHOES, SHOES
We have shoes for everybody at prices from 25c to $4.00 WE
HANDLE THE FAMOUS GAINESVILLE SHOE in all grades
Thoy are guaranteed to give satisfaction.
Don’t forget that we eta interest you in
GROCERIE S,
We carry the choicest selection of and Fancy and Family
Groceries in Madison countp. and our prices are right. See us before
buying your heavy Groceries, such as Meat, Flour. Salt, etc
We carry the largest Rtock of TINWARE in town. We are
now receiving the best selected stock of TABLE AND POCKET
CUTLERY that has ever been brought to Comer, at prices that will
make you.smile.
We are in it TOB ACCO, too, We carry a dozen or more leading
brands which we sell at the lowest price possible. Just try a pound
and if you don’t like it bring it back and get your money.
Our line of GLASS LAMPS can’t be beat. Prices from 20c up.
We carry a full line of Fancy Candies and Fruits.
We have the goods and they must be sold. We pay the highest
cash price for cotton seed Bting us your produco of all kinds.
Thanking you for past favors, and hoping for a reasonable share of
your future patronage, we remain, very Respectfully,
COMER - - GA
Here B® Ire"
f V’WV-''- * *
Jn our New and commodious brick store, and are
, ' better prepared than ever to serve
our customers, and will
GIVE MORE GOODS FOR
The Money
Than any House in Worth-east Georgia. We now earry a fall and complete line of Donble
Width Henriottu, Cashmeres, Chameleon Fancies, Velvets, Trimmings, Lace, etc. In fact
auything kept in a Firat-clam Dry Good* store on which we oan save you from 10 to 20 per
cent, on Athens or Atlanta prices. Come and see stock. Wo have a sufficiency of clerks
to wait on you promptly.
- - Our stock of
Clothing, Shoes and Hats
le compute and prices are away down: We are Headquarters for the Celebi ated
Gainesvlle Shoe,,
We hav* "added a complete fine of stores and tinware. W* beat th* record and defy
oompetitien n Groceries, Tobacco and Cigars. Give us a trial, is all we ask.
BROOZSS POWER