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THE MACON DAILY TELEQBAPH: THURSDAY MORNING,
NOVEMBER 26, 1908
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EQUAL RIGHTS AND 8PECIAL
PRIVILEGES.
Much comment haa boon ©anted by
tho comr*arativo severity of tbo a«n
tf nco puied upon Morae, tha Now
York bank wrecker, and tbo morcy
, iiown to a almllar offondor In Vir
ginia and to anotbor In Georg!*
Mora* waa sentenced to fifteen yearn
In tha penitentiary. Ovorby, of Vlr-
f'nla, ateo a bank wrtekor and •«-
ixsler. waa acquitted, not bocauae
there waa any question whatever aa
to bto fullt, but because Che Jury
know him and bla family and fait
aorry for him and thaw. T. W. Ale*'
andrr, of Georgia. aloe a bank wrecker
and embessler, waa aontoncad to six
yearn, and. aftar aervlnf two yearn, ba
l u now boon pardoned by Oovernor
f-mltb. An Atlanta dlapatch to the
{Auiruetn Chronicle. 1n Alexander's
ttome city, giving the arguments
which the pardon waa baoed, read In
firt ao follows:
Besides tbo circumstances of the
sentence, It waa aet forth that the
punlebmrnl bad been adequate na
two years for a man of Mr. Alex-
Hndat's refinement amounted to
more than twenty for the ordinary
criminal; that bla continued con
finement will puntoh nuinbeiq of
Innocent and very reputable rela
tives more, than himself; that h«
has been tdodel In hi* conduct and
!■ anxious to begin life anew and
reclaim hla lost prestige while still
on the bright aide of the meridian.
Naturally ttie complete miscarriage
ef Justice In Virginia and auefi len
frncy In Georgia, In contrast with tbo
salutary aantanca of a almllar crlml
ael In New Ynife, baa caused redac
tion among thoughtful peoplo and dt«
cues ion In tba ntwapapera. Tha Co
lumbia (8. C.) State, for example,
own moral—a mono which we
ht<‘ aad to confess In not pfrarant
t* tba South. It may be bocuuso
we have not the same respect for
the law. It rosy be bemuse wn nil
know one another In the Knuth
snd respect for tbo "refinement'' of
folk or regard for the fecMngs of
their "relatives" frtiatate© the en
forcement of tha law, but At any
rate and for whatever cause the
unhtppy truth remains that we of
the South do not enforce the law
aa do fha people of the North, To
our shame be It aald, that It Is the
nagro or the moneyless white of
the South that gets Justice. Per-
eons that can plead their "refine;
mrnt" or can plead their "rela
tive^ or something else eoually
foreign to the administration of
equal Justice get—well they get
om of Jail, or they never get Into
JalL
Speaking along tha samo line,
Charlotte (N. C> Observer says:
the
whites). It la only petty offences
against either person or property
which bre reasonably certain of
runtohmeiit—three and tha various
laws severely restrictive of ordi
nary persona! liberty. And can
dor compels ua to say that thta
*t*te of affairs prevails In tha
flonth to a very much greater de
gree than In any other part of tha
country. Its natural and Inevi
table accompaniments are lynch
ing, night-riding, assertion* of tha
right to murder for real er Im
aginary Injuries, feudlsm. and
a l«w-anforoamrnt
is Itself mainly with
The blue law la
other unconscious evproaatona
contempt for a law
which concert
small things, .
rrerxtaat; the law against inurdsr
i- least. like the «ertb«s and
I^arlseea that wsre, too many
well-meaning people “pay tlths of
ulnt, and anise, and cummin, and
have omitted the weightier mat
ter* of tha law. Judgment, mercy,
end faith."
was snd Is ao widespread In aristo
cratic snd monarchical Europe tots
gained. In spite of the efforts of .feffer-
eon and other patriots, an Increasing
foothold in this country. It# ’T*
may bo soon In tho very law of tbs
land Itself, for It Is a notable fact that
the State falls to provide a retrial for
the man demanding an appeal whP-
mny be too poor and frtondlosa to
raise the amount of money required
for that prone*, Aa for tho Influence
brought to bear on Judges, juries, and
"public sentiment,' by rk-hea (In the
?,*«.. tM, cm! by power, social r»oMltlon,
"1. in.i ncur and wealth tin the
ic fact Im too notorious for
argument, and the deplorable results
of recklessness in tho privileged class,
or.d a sullen and threatening dispon
ent in the other, are manifest.
people wonder at Bryan's hold on
the mows North and South, In spite
of his defeats and certain of hls poli
cies that ara wldsly and Justly criti
cised. In our opinion the secret la to
be found In the fart that ha la be
lieved to bo honestly, unreaO-vediy
and unalterably In favor of equal
rights for all and special privileges for
none, that he represents this doctrine
of Thomas Jefferson, this true Ameri
can doctrine, more completely than
any other man In public life.
'fth* unacknowledged but aotual de
fiance of this doctrine by courts, by
public officials, and by "public aenti
ment" among w*at are called fife up
per classss, la sowing tha aesds of fu
tura revolution In this country mors
rapidly even than tha concentration of
wealth in tha hands of the favored
few. Tho latter evil Is In great part
Justly chargeable to tha tariff and
other class legislation of the Repub
llcan party, but for the former th<
peoplo of the prosperous classes li
general ara responsible.
JOE CANNON'S "BIG STICK."
The Republicans made no mis
take when they enacted the Ding-
Icy law/’ I believe they will make
no mistake In the bill which they
win rrdift. neat summer with (he
concurrence of fhe Senate and the
President.—Speaker Joseph Q.
f'aunon, •
This la why The Telegraph predicts
that a tariff revision made under Can.
non'a lead will prove a snare and de
lusion. But what does the Breaker
mean by differentiating the House as
"republicans" from the Senate and
President. Are the President and
Senators -In probation now until by
their concurrence with the House In
endorsing Cannon's hill t^ey approve
themselves true Republicans? It looks
as though "Unde" Joe had learned
more tricks than one from Roosevelt
nnd has concluded to wield a "big
stick" himself.
OH, REFORM IT ALTOGETHER.
A new rule in the Paris opera
forbids singers w*ho have just ex
pired to rlso and bow their thanks
for kind applcause. They who die
for art's sake must die as art
demands—till the end of tha
act.—New York World.
It would be a distinct Improvement
In all branches of stage presentations
If the letter and spirit of this ruts
could he universally enforced. To
people who aro still primitive and un
sophisticated enough to prefer to
dwell In and enjoy the Illusions of tfhe
drama or opera It la most painful and
disturbing to see the actor Just ex
hibited In tha rigors of death and who
h and must ba doad for the purposes
of the plot, bowing and smiling before
the curtalln. Rut the audiences are aa
much or more responsible than the
players for this theatrical so)jpUm,
for frequently, without rhyme or rea
son, t'.iey Insist on a player who has
pleased them presenting • himself for
thHr plaudits, no matter how awk
ward or artistically Imposalhlo It may
bo for him to do ao.
There are home other nuisances akin
• this that should he reformed, such
as pershdent clapping by tho audience
for the repetition of aomo part of a
performance to the Interruption of the
piece and tha Ill-timed introduction
of some comedy business or diversion
merely for the purpose of making the
audience or some portion of it laugh
when possibly the tenor of the per-,
formanre calls for sadness and tears.
This Inst abuse la not a new one. It
Is as old, at least, as Rhskeapenre,
who In hla Instructions to the players
in Hamlet scored those actors who
resorted to It moat severely of all who
abused their profession. 8atd the
great playwright and manager:
CASTING THE FIRST STONE.
The Telegraph does not know any*
thing except In n very general way
about tbe personal alignments in the
Atlanta mayoralty race, but It le re
ported In Macon that a fashionable
Peachtree Club, which la alleged to be
(ilghly Reasoned with tods and tlpplos,
cast the first stone, or atonos, at poor
Jim Woodward.
Jlm'a offense was plain com liquor
without the cloves of Zanr.lbnr to tem
per the harshncffn of the projecting
respiration. In other words, a plain
drunk, without the palliating sweets
of the primrose, and without the
privacy of a genllemnn's spree.
And yet It was the fateful Irony
of a surprising paradox to see
tho devotees of tfie aromatics—
Julep, eherry, caraway and summer-
savory, and appurtenances thereto—
sting stones at a form temporarily
down from an over-gulp of the moro
democratic stuff unadorned by the
arte of the white-aproned mixologist,
nnd ungsuged by the two-straw suck
of Peachtree street.
Woodward’s trouble seems to have
been Ignorance nf tactful, arttstlo
drinking. Hls mistake wn* In drink
ing at all, but this latter waa In It
self no offense to the Peachtree street
olub. The corn was not hedged about
by a divinity of apices, nor flanked by
lounges behind the locker door
to sleep |t off. No pillowed couch
upholstered divan was handy
brace bla reclining form: but,
Instead, they say, the cold and
cVimmnn granite curb held him. And
thus they saw him, and gathering up
their skirts passed on the other aide.
It seems, therefore, to he very large-
a case of the tony tipple scorning
o more democratic corn.
soma right to renounce hls pmuncla
tion fast he had to withdraw while
elck and dispirited, and deserted as he
thought
But Jt Js Atlanta's own fight—ft 1*
her own muddle—it is her way to do
stunt* unlike other people.
Virgin Is, North Carolina and
Tennessee have the undesirable
distinction of being tile only
States in the Union In which the
slaughter of robins Is permitted
by Jaw. and recent investigations
show that not less than nine mil
lion robins arc killed by some
twenty thousand pot huntera In
these States during the winter
months. ' Patient Investigation by
ornithologists has proved that a
robin In a year earn* one dollar
in the destruction of insects Inju
rious to crops. The pot hunters
jsejj them for five cents « doaen.
■This wanton waste of mllllona of
dollars Is something which should
appeal to the hard common sense
of every Southern farmer.—Wash
ington Poet.
Robins are valuable and should be
protected not only because of their
practical utility, but because of their
beauty, their cheerful song, and the
charm of their presence on lawns and
In gardens wherever the pot hunter
Is not allowed to frighten them off
into tho wilds; no one can, however,
pay for the wads on the powder and
shot at five cents a doxen. We hope
the balance of tba story la os wide of
the mark a a the price of the birds.
"Honest” Tom Hfsgen aaye he
done with politics. With the sobriquet
Honest" prefixed to hls name, Tom
waa In the wrong pew anyhow, and ha
seems to have awakened to that fact
The Georgia Editor*.
Georgia's Democracy.
ugusta Chronicle: Borne of those po
lltlcaT wiseacres who are representing
Georgia as the apace of thin Ice In the
“* —*- — * —her Break
.Jit, mlgh
pnuso and reflect that in
lit* McKinley waa giver
“ *t In
A scanning of the O. O, P. Hat falls to
show Joseph B. Toraker's name as a con
aolld~south and are predicting her crash- tributor.
Ing Into republicanism In 191?. might
— •• *- —- reflect that In
nearly twice as
.he recant ejec
tion. The Bryan dose has always been
a hard one for Georgia to swallow. ‘
If It failed to choke hsr to death
la any outside left.
Academic View of Housekeeping,
Waycrosa Herald: The poverty which
entails no servant for tha young wife ts
often a hleaalng In dlagulsk hygenlcolly
■peaking, because It means that ana must
take a practical part In keeping her lit
tle home In order. The woman who has
to aweep and dust and even work for
several hours daily, other things being
equal, la far happier than aha who can
•'afford” to be idoirnt and who does
do ten minutes’ honest work in
twenty-four hours.
THE NEGRO EDITOR AGAIN.
The negro paper In Atlanta, which
haa Joined tho three daily papers In
opposing the election of Woodward
for mayor, declares that—
Thera la far more beneath thla
uprising against** the Democratic
nominee than an arousing of tho
civic ’conscience. To our mind
then* Is more beneath thla abnor
mal upheaval than a mere awak
ening of the moral scnslbllltle* of
the municipality. Beneath the
surface there has been for a long
time the manly desire on the part
of a goodly number of white men
to throw off tho yoke of Demo
cratic *1 every and to give th-lr
conscience* the latitude to devel- *
op nnd make free men. Good mor
als and n quickened conscience are
only subterfuges now to hide tha
"And let those that play year
clown* apeak no more than Is ael
down for them: for there be of
them, that will themselves laurf*.
to set on some quantity of barren
spectators to laugh too; though In ■
the meantime, sumo necessary
question of the play be then to be Maddox.'
considered; that's villainous, and
shews a most pitiful ambition In
the fool that watt lt. H '*•
The only answer we have seen to
this In any Atlanta paper la Indirect,
and It sets up tha claim that tho At
lanta primary was not n DemoemtlQ
primary; that It waa olmply a white
primer)'.
We may he dull but we cannot see
the" distinction made. If It had been
a Republican prlmnry It would have
been Just as btndlpg upon those who
participated tn It as if It had boon a
Democratic primary. Tho same would
have been true If It bad been a Popu
list Or nn Independenoe party pri
mary, The nogro editor, tn the nrtl-
prlntcd from hla paper Tues
day, made It plain that It was not a
party primary that he aasalled, but It
was
•him and hi* people. "A vote for llofk
saW he, "ta a vote against
during himself favorable to tariff
vision the Republican party ought to t
perlence no difficulty m making good Its
promise on that line.
MiiitiiUiiUlon
A tVnnsj'
to death.
Party Regularity Paramount, L
Corflele Rambler: We do not admire
Jim Woodward aa an orirlnal proposition
and would not hare rated for htm In the..
primary tf we had lived In Atlanta. The
fellow ought to be out of politics, but
after he became the nominee, party regu J
lartty would require us to support him. J
Great-.Minds on the Job.
Brunswick Journal: The world may
not be growing morally better, but It Is
certain that great minds are devoting
more tlmo to tho discussion of the ae-j
rtoua questions of life and death. Lately
the public prints as well aa the magaalnea|
iiavo devofed' miich spaco to theaa sub
ject!.
Why Revert to Ancient Hlitoryt
Borne Tribune-Herald: It haa been al
leged that In prehistoric times wonuu
was man's Intellectual superior. It cor
nut be denied that she Is still man'i
superior In look* and dress.
o c
Little of Everything
Bug Bible was printed tn 1131.
Name cornea from peculiar rendering
of fifth verse In the Ninety-first
Psalm, which reads: "So that thou
Largest field of alfalfa In the coun
try ta In Butler county, Kansaa. It
comprises 5,500 acres..
In Germany. In 1104. there were
55.101 "aksk club*." with 11.000.000
«" *»“• ESKTi-JSS
"a *.«»* «■•>* -—— *- — •—- That's compulsory
Heartily we echo thla great teaoher'a
Injunction. "Oh, reform It altogether.**
A negro boy In Washington waa
flr.ed 15 for speeding hla btcycla tn
dangerous proximity to President
Roosevelt'* person Sunday and grin.
the white primary, and if there Is any
Infamy or menace to decent govern
ment tn this community, It ta tha
white primary."
But the moat aertoua accusation
made by tha negro editor la that tha
arottiement In behalf of "good morals
and a quickened conscience are only
subterfuges:" that the real motive
lw w. Thom..!"'— TE .!>. .urt.ee- whloh h» boon
gootrtn. Of O,,.! f-r .n opportunity ffr-« Ion, j .VKS aST
• ...l • . . nlti.lMl anJ Ifaakaalaal AatU^.
TVir latest addition to the line of
tungsten Incandescent lamps la a SI-
watt lamp produced by the General
Ktectrlc Company. It glvea twenty-
rlvc per cent more light and con
sumes only half as much electrical
energy as the ordinary ll-cendlc-
power lamp.
The state of Texas ts experimenting
with an electric railway. It ta the
first state tn tha union to own an
electric railway. The proposed line
en mile* long, running between
I. . - .. Ih *»•*»vltv nf - uir iown m nrvan «nq ine cuata
i all and special privileges for none *** :tlme to assert Itself ta "the manly da- iettltural and Mechanical College.
IMIS r.rc»»4 imm* »«. r youth must haVf , . . .
1 «■ •"* p** o' » *<**'* nowbor, Stv , n t h out , n(l ,Uelrtc*l n.tlrona
of white men to throw off the yoke fare tn use tn Beetle.
w ^ ... ’>f Demo.-ratio slavery and to give
runts »t tft* ,ip-t». of tb, poo pi-. “ * — *•- ‘
doctrine Is given a purely Indus
ilmoat Invariably apply It to tbs Jbccn from Macon, water* they violate
ages enjoyed by the tariff-fed the speeding laws every day with tut
punlty, both ih* rMrr. of bloyclM .ud ,",' ———» S™ 7 Tl Th * bwt root *.UU .bout it
the drlvrm of aulomobllM. u «rll to "”' 1 ' l ** 1 " 4 * ,a < ’"'’ <,p l r ' r •«“ ot n * tt
land make free men," ~
trial *nd commercial significance. And
) ( In Jefferson's day there were no
rebates, no tariffs except foe revenue,
end ro other special privilege* of a
c n irrrHal character. What Jcffer
f n really meant was that there
ahould not be one lew for the rich
end nn- ther for the poor, that the
eir-ng bould not go free while the
s-»k are punkAed. and that
and power ahould under no e’
aisnres confer rights which are de-
fii.ti th* ordinary man. R was be*
r us* of thU principle that he labored
oi!«lni! John Adan.s for the freedom
t i, , and conttn led that even
» n pr
:i •
of
loaded drays,
i We do not know how much truth
In connection with rbfcWMlo Hou,.,"'"' '» '» «*'• •I.Wmont: hut w, do
dinner for ,u tho labor Ircden ttccpt j f—' l ^n. tbo rrhlto folbo to tho m»»-
tbo.c wbo oupported nrjon. It boo f nor bom In Atlont. on*M to look -rotl
been rccoUrd IhM Abrnhoin Unooln | 'cop. Tliev m»y Jump
“did not tv-od to boro .ny ono ten bln. I *'-• fey'n* P»b Into tbo lire,
or tbo lob..ring mon’o point of wow." j orerturnln* of tbe verdict of •
tbot Andrew Johp,on worked u . »*>«• prtmory concern, tbo whole
toilor for yo.ro, .hot during . long 1 8 '»'c. Tho clolm tbot tbo. vosro ire
period Omni lived by tbo iwow n^oboolved by tbo temporory retlromcnt
hls brow, tbot Okrtcld drovo mu!co|»* Wood word does not oppoor to us
on • tow.poth to ropport . wldowod: ,Q hold good. Tho msn otm In bed
motkor. nnd tku Cloorlond nnd »lo-! ,kk “* ® f »hon
Xlnlcy worked b.M ro get *■ oduc- «ko otonn broke over him. Ho sow
tion. v I tbo popero nnd did not ooo htn friondk.
• • iu woo Ilk# extorting • oonfewton from
-Who otiwch Wily PotteroooT- to » prtoonor by torture, which dooo no*
soother problem .long almllw IlM, bold good In law. When ho got on
that Mr. Dryon might gobr. a. ko goo, j hta fort aad board from hla mold, ha
aloof. join It dlflrreaily, aad ha bad
lot la.
A fore that will mor, a ton along
a highway will pall a Iblrty-two-ton
canal boat.
Na receptacle hi, ercr been mads
strong enough to roolot the freeing
power of wator.
The (lortnin Academy of Pdoneo at
Portln will kcoIto 30.Md.d0* morki
-bom IT,d00,fMI0 under tho will of Horn
Pam son iho Merlin banker, who died
at BraoMla recently.
Two Oofman oclentl.t. hie* had re.
maehablo ouccoaa In tbo pnerntlon of
bacterial dismiss by th* u,« at o
liquid proparod by tbo addition or
couaUc aoda to Jaroll* wator.
In tha goeoramraf testa of tobacco
a mechanical omokor I- uted wht.-h
draw, Iho smoko through disk, of
•alphurie tetd to obdorb th* nicotine,
which mny then be mmaurod.
FLOTSAM AND JETSAM
Typesetter oo The Outlook—I'm out of
aorta again.
Foramen—What ara they?
Typ—etUr—L. U •, r.
Foramen—Dafi blame It! Ara you still
working on that Roosevelt article?
Roosevelt's egotism that ba. wiM byre
carried Oeonrla J* RtUe short of painful,
says the Falrburn News.
"Unde" Joe Cannon says he will bow
to the will of bla party on tariff revision.
Will Taft be probably means.
The Macon Telegraph says: "The
no questioning the fact that he (RL
ward) Is for many of them the ideal for
The republican* had three times aa
much money aa the democrats In tha re
cent campaign. They also got three
times aa many electoral votes, three
times as many state*, and the betting
stood I to 1 In favor of Taft.
Governor-elect Brown will come Into
office with an S800.000 deficit, but If he
Inaugurates a ay*tcm of economy, the
lesson will be ns g<*od as the results.
Economy is badly needed.—Bandersvllle
Herald.
But fUndg would be Just as welcome aa
economy.
The price of ootton cannot be regula
ted by convention* held after the crop
le made.—Albany Herald.
And conventions seem powerless
raise or curtail the crop.
Brunswick News.
It! Well, Billy Is not IT, however hard
he may try.
Let's see. Ye*, one of those Atlanta
papers attempted to laugh a gubernato
rial candidate out of the race last spring,
and now he's Gov-Elect Brown.
The Macon Telegraph a few days ago
gave a Hat of twenty northern states that
did not furnish a single Democratic rep
resentative In congress. It looks Uke a
solid north against a solid south, and
conditions will probably remain thla way
for some time to come.—Cordcle Ram
bler.
They will remain so Indefinitely unless
the south pulls loose entirely and ~~~
Bents candidates of her own.—D
Times.
Atlanta —Moultrie Observer.
Perhaps they expect the banker to fur
nish the "soap."
There ts more corn, syrup, peas, meat,
etc., being offered for sale In Bryan coun
ty than ever known, fullv twice as much
as needed being grown this year.
Think of ltl If the republicans had put
candidate In the Seventh conxr “
‘strict, he would have been eu
Blonal district, he would have been elect
ed. What Is the matter up In that neck
Of the woods?—Fort Oa!nee Sentinel.
Editor "Dick" Grubb of the Darien
Gaxette ts becoming discouraged, and
says: "There ore several reforms that
would help Georgia, but It Is a hard
matter to get the people enthused over
them."
BOTTLING A WAR LORD.
Philadelphia Public Ledger.
To the kaiser went von Buelow,
Went with tear and went with tremor.
Bald, "Oh sire, we are wishful,
S ot to Jolt your royal feelings,
ot to slam tha qnly war lord;
But the truth Is that tho people,
Loving you. and all devoted.
Thinking you the finest pebble
diplomatic beaches.
1 you should take a
_.fla and set your tet .
t too-wagging tongue that babbles
le a woman’s sewing circle;
you tumble now. or don't you?"
Jfl the kaiser—opt! hls murtneha
Bristled as the hnlr protecting
Back of porcupine m danger—
"Rure I tumble. I'm no dotard.
That a houso must fnll upon me
ICre I grasp a proposition.
I’ll be still as any tomhsto .
Still aa Is the dew In falling;
But I toll you straight, von Buelow,
It will be a mighty trial.
Be a teat severe and rigid; •
And I think It more than likely
If once bottled up and silent.
That some day. without warning.
‘ s the soda In a bottle
. Jsxlee madly for Its freedom.
Ro shall sixain I, the war lord.
So shall I make frantic tumult.
And despite my good intent Jons.
Wow the cork out. and raise ruction*."
But the populace breathed .freely.
Laughed, and aald they "Hoch der Kal-
1 ’ —Philadelphia Public Ledger.
thiTservant PROBLEM.
Thoughts of a Japanese Boy Upon an
Ancient Topic.
One wise professor which Is mistaken
aay, "Trouble of these United* State ts
that aervonta la no good." Such child
hood to say! Trouble of these Unlteds
State Is that servants is too good. Most
of them Is too good to work except when
drove to by hungry symptoms of esopha
gus. Cooking lady are too good for
aweep; sweeping lady are too good for
window-wash; window-wash lady are too
good for scrub, and acrubblng lady are
too proud for anything. Frequently at
least aoraa Hon. Employer when he hire
Hon. Servant forget how good them per
son Is. Then he must be snub.
'Are y*u a drunkard by habit?" en
quire Hou. Employer.
I are." relapse Hon. Servant "Are
^"Are you careful of frugality. Indus
trious. steady, moral, nice sleep-hours,
early-rlse man? require that Employ
for nervous shock. ,
•a are not" reply them Servant "Are
Employer now enjoy transom of
^orKpst be unfitted for any such
Job of work to do it?*' he corrode.
“Of sure I are” flotate that Uyu.
Reran nr. "How nlcaly you are guessing
things!"
Hon. Employer stands rast for flutter
ing brain.
*You know who I aro?" require I
Servant . , _ .
"I am aware at last" says Employer,
"You art Upton sincere, the noveller. at
tempting to give me write-down for fa
mous novel. ‘The Mestropoll*.' which will
dearrlbe my disgusting wealth. You ore
fired to advance/’ say] Ion Employer, ea-
caring to hide self under bed.
fn Japan, China. Corea & other hr
Islands, where peroons has sense em
to be entirely Heathens. Servant F
lems to not there because It ta absent
thank you. There, when Hon. Rervant
r awaiting on you. you are aware ot
Tea ts served hy crolttng oa seat of
•tummlck A bumping with forehead to
oanounce It aro ready. If Japanese Ser
vant require to eeaae Job he ora legally
require to ask Han. Employer. If Hon.
Kmp.’oyer give h!s consent Hto. Servant
are legally require to 4o hara-kiri with
dull knife to show how grateful he feel
Thla custom make Japtoeee Benrant
bashful about ashing to quit
Servants to exceptional to moat *c
rule. I am at liberty to suppose. Are It
*; gtory-btrd to feel to be Independent?
i't not them Independence a grand
U<m tor hearts what make* hero go
•.tramming to blase of fireworks A
Modern
Clothes
at
Moderate
Prices
Suits and
Overcoats
$10 to $30
Don’t go East or West to pay high
.freight on Inferior goods. IUT ATBOKEI
We manufacture and guarantee
Standard RubberRoofing.Stamiard
Sanded Roofing, Standard Grit
Roofing, Dixie Tarred Roofing,
Southern Star Roofing. Made,
especially for the eouthem climate.
AIM m*1e KMflatrhdl.StufeTd Roof F.toB,
Painted snd Galrulted Iron. Our pricer ar« low I
when you conrjder the durability aad QUALITY
we offer la our eoodc. mJ
1 SfillTHflll ROOFING CO., Kin., Atlintf. Ca
FOR SALE
$900—ThU will buy two 4-room
houses that rent annually for $165.
These ar« splendidly located and are
never Idle. , ' „
$2,230—For this price we
you six -brand new house#. gptoJSIldly
located and always rented, that yield
an annual rental of $312. No djy
$1,000—Thla will buy a 2-story brick
store and a 4-room cottage Adjoining,
situated on & business street where
property is sure to Increase In. va-u/'
There bring on annual rental of .$406.
$W00—We have for thla price five
4-room houaea In good condition^ and
In a good renting locality, that bring
an annua! rental of $520. ° ur . te £?? s
on this proposition Is $500 cash, tool-
ftn We*are foSlftSed to offer terms os
r ot the above.
Minton-Morgan Co*
For Sale
A neat five-room cottago on about
an aerd of ground fronting car line*
ncarlrog Cabin CJub an extrijmely desir
able place and with plenty of room
for another house without crowding.
Price $2.500. This is cheap consid
ering location and Improvements. Can
make reasonable terras If wanted.
Georgia Loan & Trust Co.
565 Mulberry 8treeL
ALBERT McKAY, (
Maker of Men’s Clothe*,
cherry St., Macon, 6a.
IKE WIN8HIP HERBERT 8MART
WINSHIP & SMART,
INSURANCE.
ACCIDENT, HEALTH. FIRE
Washington Block.
LOANS
Negotiated promptly on im
proved farms and city proper
ty on easy terms and at lowest
market rates.
If yon need money call on na
HOWARD M. SMITH & CO.
M3 Mulborry St. MACON. GA
W,500,000,00 SAFELY LOANED.
During tha lost 1* years we have loan-
wrd fZ.&OO.OQO.OO on Real Batata for horn*
and foreign Inventors. Safest and most
K fltsble Investment Those desiring to
row or having money to Invest will
find It to their Interest to see us.
SECURITY LOAN AND ABSTRACT CO..
. Commercial Bank Building.
Thomas B. West. Secretary and Attorney,
Leon S. Dure
Banking and Investments.
Blocks, Bonds, Real Estate. Mortgage!
Macon. Gu.
Honey to Lend on
Real Estate
Well rated commercial paper
and very low rates on Mai'
Iretable securities.
Macon Sayings Bank
sley -
Vergil l
to to die
■PffPMIe for your Country'" And yetso.
what Aanerteaa of Intelligence would
rare to err.ploy one hero to do servant-
Ing around bouse? Would It be pleasant
to have the Oank what to fond of eleytng
something to flfs-drum music? Answer
I*. N*o!l If Hon. Butler absorb sln-wtne
mediately discouraged by remark. "Huahl
Baby to oaUop."
When a patriot ore Independent ha are
called "glorioua"
When a Servant ore Independent be
are called ■nraderomUMc.-—Haahcmera
Togo la CoUler's Weekly.
WANTED
For cosh two medium priced residence*
close In.
TOR SALE
One rplendldly Improved plantation
near Macon; very beat condition; would
make grand country home. Farms li
various localities, lumber lands, varan
lots tn different parts of city. Severa
improved city lota that pay well oa In-
veetraenta.
JONES REAL ESTATE
AGENCY
RENT LIST
115 Clayton Ave* 5-r $22.50
6SI Collage, f-r $37.50
42S Carling. 5-r. $10.00
741 College, »-r $35.00
Cor. Carling and Rerabert. H.H. $25.00
110 Duncan Ave., Hli, 5-r....$11.00
126 Holt St. »-r $22.50
Johnson A re, H.H.. l-r $17.50
622 Monroe. S-r.... $20.00
1171 Oglethorpe. 7-r $25.00
261 Orang*. 7-r 7...$25.00
147 Rose Park.- f-r. two baths.
715 Spring St.,f-r $27.50
STORES.
C$0 Poplar St $40.00
€5$ Poplar (Jan. 1) $50.Co
040 Toplar (Jan. I) $50.00
B. A. WISE & OO.
Brown House
Opposite Union Depet—MACON, GA.
American
Plan
F. BARTOW STUBBS* Proprietor.
F. W. ARMSTRONG. Manager.
FOR SALE
-,o. 378 Orange street, 10-room, all
modern conveniences; gas and elec
tricity. Recently overhauled repaint
ed and new roof. Servants' houst
Large lot with alley on two aides. Im
mediate possession. Terms if wanted.
Nos. 607 and 609 Mulberry street.
2-story brick building. Second story
suitable for residence and first floor
for store or offices. Offered at BAR
GAIN for QUICK Sale.
Nice new cottage, large lot. at
Crump Park.
New 6-room dwelling and four acres
In Bellevue.
100 acres level land; new Improve
ments; fine orchard, just a little way
out.
35 acres near town for $1,150.00.
Have some splendid farms listed
with us and can offer you some bar
gains.
Home funds on long time at 7 per
“ n ‘ GEO. W. DUNCAN
FOR SALE
At last I have what you want, a
cottage close in. It-will make & good
home. *1 say thla because It la on a
nice street, among nice people, and In
first rate condition. It will make a
! ;ood Investment I say this because
t now haa a tenant paying three hun
dred and sixty dollars per annum for
It and will sell you the place at $8,500.
It is very rarely that w« can combine
a homo with nn Investment. The
value of this is that If you ahould live
in this house and then for any reason
had to move away, you would not
have a dead piece of property on your
hands, but a live, paying investment.
Consider.
Frank B.West
Real Estate and Insurance.
417 Cherry 8L
FOR RENT
11 Hill Park St, 7-r $27.60
467 Duncan Ave.. 6-r .$20.00
Cleveland Ave.. $-r $18.00
221 Duncan Ava, 6-r $20.00
406 Rosa St.. 6-r ....$25.00
408 Ross St. 6-r $22.60
116 Cleveland Ave., 8-r. $20.00
201 Carling Ave., 6-r $20.00
120 Grace Are., 5-r ,.,..$12.60
185 Piedmont Ave., 5-r $12.50
112 Lamar St.. 6-r $25.00
421 Roundary St., f-r $20.00
Johnson Ave., 5-r $18.00
509 Hawthorne St, 5-r ..$12.00
138 Rembert Ave.. 7-r. $27.50
JORDAN REALTY CO.
Real Estate. Insurance and Loans.
Phone 1136. Fourth Nat. Bank Bldg.
ARCHITECT*
CURRAN R. ELLIS
ARCHITECT
Office Phone 239. Rosldence Phone 281*
Offices—Ellis Bldg.
Cherry St. and Cotton Ave.
MACON. OA
S. S. Parmelee
Company,
Carriages, Buggies, Wagons, Carte
Harness, Saddles, Bicycles, Baby Car*
rlages. accessories.
Largest stock In the South to eelect
from. A pleasure to serve you.
8. 8. PARMELEE CO. Macon, Ga.
Southern Railway Scheduled.
Showing the arrival and departure of
. issenger train* at Macon, Ga., far Infer,
nation only, and not guaranteed.
No. Arriv* from:
7 Lumber City. |.9|) f
.1 Atlanta 10.43J1* Brunswick..10.10
II Brunswick... ’.To! 8 Lumber City. *4
I.SOfll Atlanta 5.00
MACON. DUBLIN « SAVANNA RAIL-
* ROAD COMPANY.
Arrival and Departure
Trains at Mact...
effective March 15, 1S0*
Leave. Arrive.
NO. It pOOaml No. 10 11 refer*
No. 20 OiMpmj No. 17 . . 4:40pm
Hallway Depot.
Qeoeraj Paaeeneer Ao«nL
Arrive* Depart!
. „ isa.No. apl
n. dally. ll:14|?l. deify 1:44
_ a m.?0. dally., t 40
... Bon. Paly- S:1F pun.
14. 41/ ex. Bun. 4 40JS1. deity........ 4:ei
71. dolly 10.15,
W. W. HARDWICK. O. A.,
40* Cherry li
FRANK R. HARP,
Architect.
Office: Roome 22 and 25 Fourth Na-
ALEXANDER BLAIR,
Architect.
Office Phone 71.
CHARLES A) CALDWELL,
Civil Engineer.
WASHINGTON BLOCK. R.on, 11-1,.
Water supply, water power, sewer
age and municipal engineering. Re
ports. plans, specifications, estimates
and superlntendanoe. Office Phone 1142.
Residence phone 028*
P. E. DENNI8. Arohtteet.
Rooms 703-4-6-8 American National
Bank Bldg. Phone 962; Residence
phone 2747,
CARLYLE NISBET,
Architect.
Office Phono 459.
Grand Bldg.
Residence 641.
Macon. Ga.
CONTRACTING AND BUILDING,
W. W. DeHAVEN,
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
DR. M. M. STAPLER,
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat.
Doctors' Floor. American National Bank
Bldg. Office Phone. 2743; residence. Ml.
bCULIST AND AURIST.
DR. J. H. SHORTER.
' Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat.
"The Grand" Bldg., next to Court House.
Phones: Office, 972: residence. 950.
BYE, EAR. NOSE. THROAT.
DR. FRANK M. CUNNINQHAM,
■ye, Ear, Nose, Throat. Grand Bldg.
PHYSICIANS AND 8URQEON8.
Phones: Office. 2554; Residence, 1465.
DR. W. H. WHIPPLE,
Office, 672 Mulberry ct., rooms 4 and 5,
Washington Block. IIowb: 9 to 10 a. m.,
12 to 1 and 5 to 6 p. m. Telephone con
nections at office and residence.
DR. J. J. SUBKR8,
Permanently located. In the special-
tie* venereal. Lost energy restored.
Female Irregularities and poison oak;
_ . _ guaranteed. Address in confidence,
with stomp, 510 Fourth at., Maoon, Ga.
DR* J. M. A R. HOLMRS MAOON,
Dentists.
854 Second at, Phone 955.
ATTORNEYS -AT LAW.
ROBERT L. BERNER.
Attorney at Law.
Rooms 706-707 American National Bank
fi. S. & F. BY.
Schedule Effective Oct. 11,190*
DEPARTURES!
*• Na, 1, Through Train ta
Florida, carries Observation Par
lor car and ooaches. Macon to
Jacksonville via Valdosta: con
nection made for White Bprlnx*.
Lake City, Polatka. D »** n *».
4:03 p. m.. No. B, “Shoo-Ply," Ma-
®£Sm *? Vtotoito and all inter
mediate points.
12:25 a. m.. No. 3, "Georgia South
ern Buwaneo Limited." Macon to
Jacksonville via Valdosta. Solid
train with Georgia Southern and
iosta. Soli
a* 1 *. oouthsm an
Florida. Twelve Section Draw
ing Room Sleeping Car; open a
9:30 p. m. In the Union Depot
Makes connection at Jackoonvill
for all points In Florida.
12:15 a. m.. No. 95, "Dixie Flyer, 1
coachoa and Pullman sleepers
Macon to Tlfton, en route fron
Ht. Louis and Chicago to Jack
■onvtlle.
ARRIVALS:
4:15 a. m.. No. 4, "Georgia South
ern Guwanee Limited." fron
Jacksonville and Paiaika, loos
sleeper Jacksonville to Macon
passengers can remain In loca
sieeper in Uu.on Depot at M&eoi
until 7:30 a. m.
8:25 a. m., No. 94, "Dixie Flyer."
coaches and Pullman slepera
Tlfton to Macon, en route from
Jacksonville to 8L Louis and
Chicago.
11:30 a. m., No. 6, "Shoo-Fly," fron
Valdosta.
4:25 b. m.. No. * from Palatka
Jacksonville ana all Intermediate
points. Parlor Observation Oa
Jacksonville to Macon.
C. B. RHODES. Gen. Past. Aoent
Macon, Qa.
Schedule affective Sept. 20, 1908.
M.&B.
8. F. PARROTT, Receiver.
MACON AND BIRMINGHAM
RAILWAY.
Trains leave Maoon for XJiel-
la. Culloden. Yatesvllle, Thomaa-
ton, Woodbury. Columbus Har
ris. La Grange and Intermediate
points aa follows:
No* 41 at 4:15 p. m. dally and
No. 55 at 7:00 a. m. Tuesday,
Thursday and Saturday.
No, 01 makes direct conaec-
tion with Southern Railway at
Woodbury for Warm Springs
and Columbus, arriving at Warm
Springs 8:1? p. m. and Colum
bus 10:00 p. m.
Trains arrive Maoon Oa fol-
11^5 A. m. dally;
£ r °- 5*.& :4 0 p.;m. Mondays,
Wednesday* and Fridays.
Trains leave from M. and 8.
Ry depot Fifth and Pine sta.
C, B. RHODES, Gen. Pass. AgL
Phone 1800.