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ble to H. C. Hashom, Manager.
The [hub Joined. I fit to be made, the Republican Senator*
Our Washington dispatches show that j would not throw a defiance at the President
the ifsue between the President and the merely for fun.
Jkiihkt sales are becoming fashionable.
Krery man who has two Jerseys is very
anxious for his neighbor to have one of
them.
Major Campbbu, Walucb had best
jump tn the Covington and Macon road be
fore it gets too big for tho coimnision to
handie. •
.Empkrob Wii.i.iam pays bis way upon the
railroads when he travels, but the Exipe-
ror’s Salary is considerably more than five
dollars per da^
Tnr.r.a is no slavery in Georgia, nor in
deed, in any other Beotion of tho Union,
unless perhaps ws except New England's
milling district
Sullivan, the slugger, says he can knock
out any man of tho name of Hmith in this
country. The nbiqnitoua and wnltitndi-
nous John Hmith will not stand this. Sul
livan will bo slugged.
Picrk I.onn.i.AKD, whose retirement from
the turf is announced, is alleged to have a
project for enclosing as a game preserve an
enormous private park in Rhodo Island,
Pete ovidontly intends to hnild a fence
around the State.
It is understood that President Cleve
land's next communication to Congress will
call attention to the lamentable coolness
that exists between Connt Johannes Rock-
away McLean and Princo Murat Halstead
and request that an act of suppression bo
passed in the interests of a long suffering
public.
Tusks is very little sense in attacking
the honesty of tho officers of the govern
ment who brought suit against the llell
Telephone Company, while, by Bilcnce in
reference to the published reasons for this
suit. Bell's partisans practically admit
that the reasons sro unanswerable.
Ds. Smbadv, the editor of the Medical
Review, laughs at tho recent hydrophobia
scare; he declares that thcro havo only been
three cases of genuine hydrophobia reported
in the United Slates in the Inst ten years,
and that be does not believe there has ever
been a genuine caso in the State of New
Jersey.
Tan Georgia journals that cried “trea
son” because the great and good Tilsouxau
questioned the Democracy of the party's
candidate for the Presidency in tho fall of
1881, do not regard it os treason to stand
forth in 1886 and question tho Democracy
of tho party's President. It is, as we have
had occasion ere this to remark, a swl oil
world.
Tub unpopularity of prohibition is again
shown in the vonllot of a Kansas jury,
which, after a bitter fight on tho part of the
Commonwealth, acquitted a saloon-keeper
about the existence of whose saloon there
was not the slightest doubt. As the case
was a test case it is only nntural that the
liquor men should rejoice and that tho pro
hibition leaden should be correspondingly
depressed. Under the stimulus of tho Ter-
diot the old ssloons will how do bolder
business and new ones will doubtless spring
up. High license will come later on.
Tout is the way tho wiiljwa do the pen
sion business in loyal Michigan; “My hna-
band was killed in the war,” an elderly
woman was saying to Circuit Court Com.
missioner Graves yesterday; “in 1868
went to work for Henry Allen, of Hastings,
N. Y. He was a widower. I lmd a child in
1873. About this lime he and I went down
to Mexico, ten miles away, to do some mar
keting. On onr way home we Btcpped at a
house, and Henry letl me into it. Henry
took my hand in his, and we stood np be
fore a man I didn’t know, and who said
something I didn't understand antii he hud
got through, when ho said; ‘Yon are now
Mr. and Mrs. Allen.’ 1 hail no intention of
being married, and didn't know the man
was s justice. They told me I still had
right to my pension as a soldier’s widow."
Tbs New York Hun says: “The dog.
bitten Newark boys, Willie Lane, Austin
Fitzgerald, and Patsey Reynolds, who went
on to Paris to be treated by Pasteur, are
now on exhibition in s Bowery dime mu-
seum. Five-year-old Eddie Ryan hasn't nr
rived yet, bnt ho is due next Monday.
When not on the platform as Paris curios!
ties they^ire catting up all sorts of antics
the museum. Patsey Reynolds, who vacci
nated the French cook of the steamer Can-
ada with a pin, wears s false moustache,
and on the stage plays he is s villein. He's
made s bean of No. 1 in the assemblage of
red-haired girls. Willie Lane is learning
points from Banco Johnny, end says he
will turn cowboy ss soon u he gets out.
Young Fitsgerald, who always wants to
know ‘Why?* is growing tired of the con-
dnement, and wants to breathe Newark
air. He frequently puts on his overcoat,
which his companions call 'a Half to go
home.’ Pasteur’s patients go to Philadel
phia next”
St-nnti is distinctly joined. Under direc
tion of the President, the Attorney-General
declines to send any pipers co learning the
removal of District Attorney Dnskin, after
stating that the proper committee of the
Benatc ia already in possession of the pa
pers upon which his successor was appoint
ed. We will endeavor to make the issue
plain to our readers.
Tho resolution which Mr. Edmunds had
passed is worded in a very peculiar man
ner. It callB for a report from the Attorney-
General in regard to tho manner in which
Mr. Duskin, who was removed, had con
ducted the affairs of his office, and for such
papers as may be on file in the department
that bear upon his official record. Mr.
Dnskin was selected becunse his record is
one of the best of any of the government
officials in the Sonth. He has been in of
fice many years, and has the reputation of
being an able, competent official. It is
also claimed that there have never been any
charges preferred against him, bnt that
several reports of special agents arc on file
commending bis official character and con
duct. This man was selected for this rea
son, in order to compel the administration
to disclose the fact that such officials were
being removed to mako places for Demo
crats. The act of removal is not objected
to, bnt tbo Republican Senators insist that
Mr. Duskin should not ho permitted to rest
under the natural inference of having been
removed for cause. If tho Attorney-Gen
eral will say there were no charges against
Mr. Dnskin, tho judiciary committee will
be satisfied.
It appears to have escaped the attention
of the newspapers that Attornoy-General
Garland has already given a formal opinion
declaring his belief that the President has
a constitutional right of removal and that
bis actions in tho exercise of that right
must therefore be free from any power of
review by the Benate. Being a right accru
ing to him by implication of tho constitu
tion it cannot be restricted by the Benate.
This opinion of tho Attorney-General was
rendered on December 29 in response to
letter from the Commissioner of Internal
Revenue transmitted to him by Secretary
Manning. The case Mr. Garland was ask
ed to examine was tbat of John A. Bull!
van, appointed collector of internal reven
ue for tbo Second distriet of New York on
December 2,188S, to succeed a Republican
who was suspended the same day. It some
how happened that Mr. Sullivan did not
complete his bond until December 10, af
ter Congress met. This raised a delicate
question ns to the status of the Republi
can incumbent, who seems to have held
that hia suspension was not complete 1 un
til after Congress met.
In considering tnis point, in his opinion
Mr. Garland reviews the constitutional
right of tho Frosident to remove civil offi
cers whenever in hia mind such action
seems proper. Until the enactment of the
tenure-ot-offlee act of March 2, 1867, he de
clares, it seems to have been virtually con-
ceded by Congress that the President has
the power to remove an officer, oven where
his appointment requires the approval of
the Benate, without asking that body's np-
proval of tho removal. Ho quotes a de
cision of the Snpremo Court [19 Peters,
190,1 to ihowjthnt the Supreme Court has
accepted this legislative action as amount
ing to a settled construction in favor of the
power in question. Tho court says in this
opinion;
In the absence of all constitutional pro-
ieion, or statutory regulation, it would
scorn to be a snout! and necessary rule to
consider the power of removal ns incidont
to tho power of appointment."
After referring to tho question of the
Senate's approval being requisite, the court
says:
It was very early adopted as the practi
cal construction of tho constitution that
this power was vested in the President
alone and anch would appear to have been
the legislative construction of the constitu
tion.”
A significant feature in the opinion of the
Attorney-General, however, is the marked
distinction he makes between a removal and
suspension. “This is not a case of re
moval, but suspension," he says, and he
quoted at length section 176 of tho Revised
Statutes, under authority of which the sus
pension was made. The opinion does not
dilate at length upon the difference of effee
in a removal as distinguished from a sun.
pension, bnt indicates clearly enough Mr.
Garland's opinion that they ore distinctly
different acts.
It is of considerable interest, therefore,
that every Republican who has been put
out of office by President Cleveland has
been suspended and not removed. They
were all suspended until ihe end of the
next session of tho Senate, and same ltc-
publican Senators make especial point of
this difference. They say that even it the
Senate has no right to ask papers relating
to removals, it has unquestionably the
right to oak for the papers on which was
founded a suspension, which is by its very
terms, as well as by the law under which it
was made, dependent for permanent effect
on the approval of tho Senate. If that ap
proval is not given, they say the suspension
ceases and the officer removed returns to
his office.
This is the cose as it stands. Tho Presi
dent refuses to give the cause for the re
moval of Duskin, bnt there must be some
cause in hia opinion sufficient to warrant
this action, fc _ it had been given oat that
no removals would be made save for cause.
What will the Senate do about it? What
can the Senate do about it? It cannot force
the President to disclose hia reasons, nor
can Dnskin be helped in any way. HU
successor may be rejected, bnt Dnskin U
done for.
What the Democratic party U moet in
terested in, U whether thU U be a fight a
I’ontraee.
Sorely after confirming appointments un
it the declaration of war is an earnest
one, no more collusions may be expected
between Democratic and Republican Sena
tors and, the President being assailed ma
le brought nearer to the party which elect
ed him.
The verdict of the people in November
last was that there shou'd be a change
in the material and machinery of the gov
ernment. The President has been very
slow in recognizing this fact, and it may bo
that the attack of Republican Senators may
enforce the popular judgment and drive
the President towards those who alono can
support and sustain him in this crisis. It
will bo interesting to watch tho chances of
fight or a foot race.
Florida.
Florida jnst now is passing throngh a
purging process, that was inevitable. It
will not sink under tho trial, but come forth
stronger than ever. While many honest
men who have invested their money there
will temporarily suffer from being caught
in bad company, they will in the end still
be backed by the undeniable advantages
which at last underlie the State's wonder-
ful prosperity; we mean tho climate, the
soil and the geographical situation.
It is not the fault of these honest set-
tiers that knaves have token advantage of
the public interest in Florida to saddle up-
on investors unfavorable loentions at high
prices, and havo induced immigrants to
sacrifice their health and savings in enter-
prises that could not succeed. In nine
cases out of ten tho people who have suffer
ed from the operations of these land sharks
hnve only themselves to blame in not in-
vestigating in advance the property offered.
In most cases they have gone in, not to
make simply an honest living by the exer
cise of simple business rules, but to take ad-
ntage of an enormous rise and thus sud
denly grow rich by the investment of o fen
hundred or a few thousand dollnrss.
While it is tins that some honest settlers
have been deceived, it will be found that
the majority who have suffered were people
who expected to futten off of others that
were to follow.
In other words, there has been a gigan
tic speculation in which the snekers, ns
usual, have been bitten.
Florida cannot be hurt by honest criti
cism nor by facts. It is only such cartoons
os Puck publishes, which libel the whole
State, that can cheek her prosperity. There
is something more than speculation in the
wind when one sees flourishing towns
spring up and establish them salves on
sound business foundations in tr
ot throe or four yenrs. Speeulal
build railroads but it cannot
and Florida is to-day uetl
prosperous railway lines In!
ties that were cut from trees 11
than flvo years ago. Speculation
dnee peoplo in dolicato health to
to Florida, but it cannot bring the:
year after year, nor settle them in pleasant
houses throughout tho State. Nor can
speculation sustain palatial steamboats on
ull navigablo waters in tho State, hotels as
elegant as can be found in the country, and
send forth freight enough to sustain ocean
steamers, pluck from bankruptcy a railroad
line to tho North fifteen hundred miles
long, and pnt it upon a productive basis.
It is useless to deny that there are un
healthy sections in Florida. New Jersey
has her fiats, Virginia and tho Corolinaa
their great swamps, and the whole Western
front of tho United States is largely un
healthy marsh land. Bnt no one pretends
that the Slates tlras marked are unfit for
human habitation. So with Florida. The
man who is fool enough to go into n swamp
to build his home is the legitimate prey of
speculators and ought not to thrust his
sores under the publio nose.
The whole trouble grows out of the irre
pressible desire of peoplo to get rich with
out labor. No Linn who wants to work for
his living need tear to go to Florida,
bo ought not to go without prospect of
job unless he has some capital. Neithc-:-
sliould ho go expecting to be met by a dele
gation at the depot, banqueted and feasted
uni lulled to sleep in a hammock. Ho most
go to work. We venture to say that in
no State in the. Union will he
find tho conditions of life pleasanter
or Bccnre better returns for his
labor. If he has capital be can find com-
munities on all Bides offering fine chances
for investments. It he desires to enter into
mercantile life, opportunities are plentiful.
If, however, he ho not an honest laborer,
bnt desirous of purchasing swamp land and
becoming a shark himself, ho will find the
profession somewhat overworked. Still all
tho fools are not dead; probably they are
not yet all born.
A llrsve Congrcmen.
It appears that Mr. Crisp, oneof the Rep
resentatives from Georgia, has had the
courage to raise his voice against the pro
posed pension extravagance in Congtess. It
required nerve to do this, for Congressman
Reagan hnd been denoncced and insulted
but a few days before for a similar protest.
And Mr. Crisp himself is credited with,
an unpleasant experience in the same con
nection on a previous occasion.
Friday nights are usually devotee! tn the
passage of pension bills, and a mild pro
test from Mr. Crisp was received pretty
mneb ns the poking of a ripe hornets' nest
would be, the interference with a setting
goose, or an attempt to make a high license
speech in a prohibition meeting.
Upon the conclusion of Mr. Crisp's re
marks, the House proceeded to pass fifty
pension bills.
The Georgia Congressman should not
feel discouraged. The best sentiment of
the country is behind him, and he will find
men to follow and aid him. This pension
flood cannot be stopped at once, no matter
how much it may be damned, bnt the raid
on the Treasury will have to cease, or some
fine morning we shall find its hoarded
treasures transferred to the pockets of a
gang ot pension agents. Mr. Crisp deserves
credit for his effort.
Roialtv in these dayB does not exercise
its own sweet will. Victoria bas been com
pelled to request Gladstone to form a new
ministry. How reluctantly she must have
done this can bo understood when it is re-
numbered that Gladstone warmly sup
ported a motion that in effect criticized the
Queen and upset the late ministry when
a vote was reached,
J. R. R. writes from Washington: “The
Senate appears determined, on the Repub
lican side, to force an issue with the Presi
dent, nearly all of whose troubles come
from civil service reform. Attorney-Gen
eral Garland quietly cleaned out his depart
ment, and won the respect, even of hia
enemies, by frankly declaring that his re
movals were to get good Democrats around
him. Secretary Lamar proclaimed that the
Interior Department is ‘an empire in it
self.’ He is not the Emperor, however.
His-realm is filled with Republican spies
and informers, some ssid to be very near
tho throne. They were afraid and obsequi
ous at first, but now have grown bold, con
fident and audacious. I would like to know
how this administration can un
cover frauds, when Republicans honey
comb tbo whole civil service? Somebody
has said that parties are divided into Plun
derers and Grumblers; but the Old Guard
of Democracy may be pardoned for growl
ing when it beholds the baffled result of its
victory. If tbo Republican Senate should
resolved tohainper Mr. Cleveland unjustly,
let the Democratic President, however re
luctantly, turn out tho whole gang of of-
ficinls now clogging him, and submit ns his
only reason the common welfare of his
government, not to say of his party. The
man who wrote “Pinafore" should satirize,
iu verse and music, civil service reform
and have a comio opera of that kind exten
sively performed in this country. Men of
both parties are hypocritical on that sub
ject. Perhaps Gilbert and Sullivan could
help Congress and tho peoplo to laugh it
out of existence or mako it amenable to
common sense."
velopment npon paper. The mere sugges j but ml a a him tower more grandly high—
gestion of the possibilities that surround about him was transformed to gold
onr canines is sufficient. Georgia is espe-
ciallv fortunate in possessing already a Hil the deep knowledge how to live and die.
* #•« * l ,.„t,,.t Calmly beuijniant, and superbly bold,
standing army of dogs sufficient to prot .ct AU in( : orrU ptibic—un bought, unsold—
her whole coast. Should war, tinder the A oteodfsot splendor ins otormyoky.
new svstem. ever be forced on this people, the wtndsiuay rage, thefilghtenedcloudsbedriven
to use's homely plantation phrase, the civ-
ilized world may look out for the doggond-
est army from Georgia that ever ravaged a * B teadfa«t splendor In a stormy heaven I
—Paul Hamilton Hayne.
Moat Excellent.
J, J, Atkina, chief of police. Knoxville, Tenn
writes: -My family and I are bmuflciariea of y 0 n P
most excellent medicine, Dr. King a Near Discovery
for consumption; having found it to be all thatyo*
claim for it, denim to U stify to its virtue. My
friends to whom I have recommended it, praiae it
country or treed a foe.
Shred* and Patches.
One way to make the silver dollar popu
lar would be to make it a dollar.—Philadel’
r ^ , ^ es * , v _rtrn. I friends to whom I have recommended it, prai««
There w a mistake somewhere, ine pro- * tever/ opportunity.
mod legislation on the trade dollar is not Dr. King’* New Discovery Consumption
guaranteed to cure Coughs, Cold*, Bronchitis
posed legislation on the trade c ^ ^
for the purpose of retiring that vagrant I A*thmarCroup and every affection of Throat! Chetl
coin. The trade dollar is retired already, *
and has been for an age. The plan now is
to give it a decent burial.—Philadel
phia Press. ^ ^
It ia not necessary for a man to put a | a,,"*!
thermometer in his mouth to ascertain if
he has a cold in his head.—Picayune.
There are several men out here in the
wild and woolly West who are afraid M. j genuine
Pasteur will discover a better remedy for
snake bite than whisky.—Merchant Trav
eller.
Dr. R. O. Cotter.
Discusc’ii of tho eye, ear, throat and com. Former*
ly assistant for four year* to Dr. A. W. Calhoun, At-
DENTISTRY—DR. 8. H. BARFIELD.
No. 90>£_Mulberry Street, Macon, Georgia,
Office hour*—9 a. m. to C p. m.
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.... penst'H. Canvassing outfit and particulars
Bismarck’s affection for the United States Oo - M «
But
Fit* Jolm Porter’s tiue.
It is difficult to understand how any just
and sensible man can vote for a bill for the
relief of Fitz John Porter, that docs not re
store to him tho pay and emoluments of
which ho has been deprived.
This will not wipe ont the sufferings be
has endured for years, it will not right the
great wrong and insult put upon him, bnt
it will show that the country can do justice
to a citizen greviously wronged.
If he is to be restored to the army it must
be for the reason that he was nnjustly re
moved. If he was nnjnstly removed, all
that tho conntry can do will only be a slight
acknowledgement of the cruel wrong in
flicted npon him by had men. Ho will be
satisfied perhaps to have tho stigma wiped
from hia honorable name and record, bnt
the country slionld not be satisfied with a
restitution so paltry as compared to a wrong
so deep and humiliating. Charles O'Con
nor, in 1882, wrote to General Porter as fol
lows:
'When, through the influence of a sup
posed technical rule, tho F.xecutivo was ad
vised to issue, and yon to accept n pardon,
my Benso of justice Buffered a pang. How
intense your pain must have been I will not
attempt to express. I then directed your
attention to a similar event in the career of
Britain’s latest great naval hero, Cochrane,
Earl of Dundonald. The old warrior has
passed away; tho green sod of his native
land covers all of him that was mortal.
Bat his fame remains, his name is unfor-
gotten; and it is said that the Imperial Par
liament at its last session did all that human
power could effect toward effacing the
‘undeserved stigma' inflicted on both by
tho co-operative effect of falsehood and
official misapprehension. The latter per
sistently followed him, even to the hour
which his honorable obsoquies consecra
ted.
“All pay and emolnments legally attach
ed to his rank when he was mistakenly con
victed have been awarded to his heirs.
“The government recognizes a virtual
continuance in service from that date to the
time of his restoration. This was plainly
just His enforced absence from duty was
no fault It was, in fuct, a part of the in
fliction unjiiBtly imposed nponhim. *
Can the United States afford to bo less
just to one of her soldiers, than England
has been? Fitz John Porter’s case now
concerns every citizen of this conntry.
The Military Dog.
The German government is to try the ex
periment of training dogs to act os sentinels
and the result will be watched with interest
by the whole civilized world. If a dog can
be made a good sentinel why cannot he be
mode a good fighting soldier also? And if a
good soldier, why, then, the problem of war
is easy.
ltut there are difficulties surrounding this
idea that may not be surmountable. For
instance, no matter how weH trained may
be the German dog-sentin Is, the army may
expect to be frequently called to arms in
the still watches of the night to repel an in
vasion by the new moon. No amount of
training can teach a lonesome dog that Lnna
is not a mortal enemy. And there will be
times when the sentinel-dog, under the im
pulse of a sentimental and romantic
nature, will wander out beyond
the picket line and become
for tbe time being af little service to his
country. We apprehend that no amount of
military training, no love of fatherland, no
pride of station, will ever serve to keep the
canine vidette faithful when from serosa
I ha vale floats on the evening breeze the
■cent of broiling ham. Perhapa when war
goea to the dog*, in tbe future that natur
ally suggests itself as a Jesuit of successful
experiments in the direction the German
mind ia taking, the frying pan to the wind
ward may become a powerful factor in the
rise and fall of empires.
The subject is too Teat for complete da
is only surpassed by bis satanic majesty’s
love for holy water.—Washington Repub
lican.
The continued use in the Legislature, of
the expression, “a negro in the woodpile,"
is not desirable. Iu tbe Massachusetts
Legislature, where true culture prevails,
they always put it, “a colored gentleman
amid the fuel."—New Orleans Picayune.
John Russell Young says that Bismarck
and Ben Butler look alike. That’s pretty
rough on Butler and Bismarck.—Lite.
Fellow-citizens, let ns not bo unduly
alarmed. There is at least one portion of
this land of ours which tho voracions Bis
marck will not seize. Even he wouldn't
touch Ohio with a forty-foot pole.—Louis
ville Courier-Journal.
If a man could he bitten by a mad dog
and not know it he would not have hydro
phobia. The difficulty is in not knowing
it.—New Orleans Picayune.
With money, come poor relations; with
property, taxes; with tho winter, pneu
monia, and with the summer, cholera and
base ball.—Peoria Journal.
Word comes from Cincinnati that tho zo
ological garden in that city is financially
embarrassed. Evidently Halstead and Mc
Lean should ho pnt into this zoological
garden. Their hair-pulling matches are too
strong for it as an outside attraction.—Chi
cago Times.
Evangelist—What are the prospects in
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filing house in the moral city of Chi-1 Gcncral Agmjts fo^FrickVc^ Sl'Fof.
this city for a series of revival meeting. Do
you think I would meet with success.
Citizen- Yes, I think you would do well.
Money is oasier with us than it has been for j
some time.—Life.
No,” said a physician, “Dr. B is not I
a partner of mine. Wo often consult to
gether and attend to each other's business |
in cape of i
partners.” “1 see,” was the reply, “he is
what you might eall simply an accomplice.”
—Lowell Citizen.
find
gambling house in the moral city
cago. They must have been attracted thcro I syth Sb,~At5ntu! Gn.
under the impression that a down-town
prayer meeting was in progress.—Chicago
Times.
Mr. Jacob Bolander, of Cincinnati, hav
ing named a new-born boy baby John
Sherman, has been greatly gratified by an
dltAwlt
PRIZE Neml nix cent, for postage. so3
receive fiee a coetljr box of
Roods which will help sit of either eex, to
more money riRllt swsy then snythinR else ia
this world. Fortunes swsit tho workers aheolatslj
inre. Terms usUed free. True A Co., AuRuete,
novSwly
Jj’AltMTTVVANTtli—OWNtltK OF FARMS. LABOR
small. dssltlnR to sell them or parts of them,
antograpli note, dated January 20, in the will *1° well to rend mo minute descriptions. ‘
,,, . nether with lowest prices, both forcash and
'.vice President h t'lmmhcr. in which John ....... 11...... ....i.... _{11.. .. ... ...i
Vice Presidents Chamber," in which John
Sherman sends “bis kindest regards to tho
mother and r, kiss to the baby.” Mr. Bo-
lander is pleased, but not surprised, since
he supposed John Sherman would send
something. Mr. Sherman's liberality
promises to beggar him in due time.—N. Y
World,
Dropped Stitches,
"I know," said Jackson, “that I swear a
great deal, bnt you see I have such a flow
of language that I am necessarily compelled
to put a dam in now and then to steady the
current.”—Merchant Traveller.
The Chinese Minister at Washington is
over sixty years of age. Tho only English*
sentences the Minister con use are "How
do you do?" “Good by,” and “Champagne
is good." He is now wrestling with tho
question, “Set ’em up again.”—Troy (N.
Y.) Press.
"What is a fashionable hotel?" “One
where you get what you don't want and
have to pay for what you don’t get"—Ho
tel Mail.
“That's right, girls! When you go to the
opera and wear your new evening full dress
or undresa or whatever it is, always stand
up between the acts and turn aronml so
everybody cag see how it looks in the hack."
- Philadelphia llullitin.
Miss Joy—“Madam, Mr. Foster has come
to take me for a drive. May I go, Bfadatu?"
Madam—"Yon know, Miss Joy, the rules of
Vassar do not allow it, unless you are en
gaged,—are yon engaged to Mr. Foster.”
Miss Joy (doubtfully)—^“N—no, but—if yon
will let me go I shall be by the time we get
back.’’—Life.
Hans—“Vot means dot ven dose Amcri-
cancrs say dot a man has some cheek, or
some galls, eh?" Fritz—“I dells how dot
vas. Some times ago I lends my friend
Schmidt one hundert dollars. He bays me
not a cent pack; so I prings suit dot Dis
trict Court in, und I vins my suit. Den
Schmidts he comes to me mine office in.
“He prings you dot money pack?” “No
mooch, for he wanted me lend him $50 more
to bay his lawyer and dose costs. Dot ish
vot dose Americans calls some checks and
galls."—Texas Siftings.
Buell ten's Amies Salve.
The beet sslve In tbe world for Oats, Bnlese,
Ians, Vleere, Hell Khettm, Fever Homs, Tetter
(/hepped Ilends. Chilbleine, Cone, end ell skin
Eruptions, end positively cures Piles, or no psy re.
paired. It le Rderastccd to *lve perfect onUefoctlon.
or money refunded. Price 3S cents per box. For
•tin by tamer, keck la a lamer.
unto. IJon't write, unlcs you ore wiUltiR to sell st
rroennohle flRUrce, se tbo buyers I bsve ere not tbs
sopsllcd "wcsltby northern men." It. H. KNAPP.
Heel K«tste Agent. Atlsnts. Os. jsnlawdt.
See nntl VP. «
kimatir *1 kMM* quirltty
r lull'le-Jflilb.a'ttf^^tlTfiltwll* 1
Dr. J. M. Buchan it Son
KASTMAN, GEORGIA.
Private ami chronic di»*a**« a *pecialtjr. Hun
dred* of certificates of euro*. Will ti»it adjoining
countie*. Consultation free. Medicine by mail ot
express. JanOSwly
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