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“How I Suffered with
my Stomach and Ca
tarrh of the Head’’
Miss Emene A. Haberkorn, 2251
Cravois Ave., St. Louis, Mo.,
writes: "For over two years I was
troubled with internal catarrh. I
read a Pe-nu-na booklet and began
taking the treatment. Tongue
cannot describe how I suffered with
my stomach and the catarrh in my
head. I began to feel better as soon
as I had used four bottles and nous
I cannot praise it enough. I now
enjoy as good health as ever and
would not think of doing without
Pe-ru-na.”
Dr. Hartman’s famous remedy
has become the standby in thous
ands of American homes for the
relief of coughs, colds, catarrh and
every catarrhal disease.
Insist upon genuine Pe-ru-na and
enjoy satisfaction.
Tablets or liquid and sold every
where.
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Obedient
Wife—Just put this parcel under
your ann, Lancelot.
Henpecked Husband —Er—right or
left arm, dear?
tfMt-itatllufibS
It is no easy matter to bear pros
perity decently.
Menuirte ,
AspiriH
Say “Bayer”-Insist I
For Pain Headache
Neuralgia * Rheumatism
Lumbago Colds
O Acce Pt a
| Bayer package
which contains proven directions
Handy “Bayer” boxes of 12 tablets
Also bottles of 24 and 100—Druggists
Aspirin Is the trade mark of Barer Manu
facture of Moaoacetlcacidester of Ballcyllcacld
MOTHER!
Child's Best Laxative is
“California Fig Syrup”
Hurry Mother! Even a bilious, cqp
ytipated, feverish child loves the pleas
ant taste of “California Fig Syrup" and
It never fails to open the bowels. A
teaspoonful today tuny prevent a sick
child tomorrow.
Ask your druggist for genuine “Cali
fornia Fig Syrup" which has directions
for babies and children of nil ages
printed on hottle. Mother! You must
say “California" or you may get an
imitation fig syrup.
train
Money back without question
If HUNT’S SALVE falls in the
treatment of ITCH. ECZEMA,
RINO WORM,TETTER orother
itching skin diseases. Price
75c at drußtflsts. or direct from
11. Rlcharto Metlcias Co.. Minna. Til
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■ Something to Think About "
By F. A. WALKER
a— VC t
YOUTH
T T PON the erect sh-oulders of the
boys and the girls of the present
must later fall the mantle of responsi
bility worn now by their parents.
The old folk hove long played the
leading role. They are gradually be
ing incapacitated by the burden of
years, weighing heavier upon them as
the clock ticks off the weeks and
months.
In a little while father and mother
will give way to the younger genera
tion, sit passively In their easy chairs
and dream of the days that have gone,
as did those who blazed the way be
fore them.
The sun shines as brightly as it did
a generation ago; the larks sing as
blithely; the flowers bloom as gayly
and Dan Cupid Is just as alluring with
his chuckling laughter and seductive
love.
And certainly the seasons come and
go with their punctilious regularity,
but each day there push to the front
new groups of men and women anxious
to take their part In the \y>rld drama.
The strange emotions that accom
pany tile birth of power are much
alike the world over. Ideas and Ideals
have lint slight variations.
Men think of pursuits and profes
sions ; women of homes and wifely du
ties. Some go forth like children ven
| YOU NEVER KNOW t
2 By DOUGLAS MALLOCH 2
v y
ALONG the journey here and there
You often find a flow’r.
Just anytime or anywhere,
No special place or hour.
They aren’t planted in a row;
You never guess, you never know;
Around a bend a fellow goes,
And right ahead lie sees a rose.
You never know: Within a ditch
A lily may unfold.
Or cowslips make a meadow rich
With all their yellow gold.
The road Is rough, hut oftentimes
Around a rock an ivy climbs,
And many a weary eye has met
Beside a stone, a violet.
God sows His blessings llke-Hts seeds,
No special hour or place;
The moment of our saddest needs
We often see His face. t
In hours of joy nnd hours of care,
Just any time and anywhere,
His fairest flow’rs He seems to sow
Along life’s road —you never know.
(© by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.)
HoiHligpo^
That which renders life burdensome
to us, generally arises from the abuse
of it.—Rousseau.
Food the Family Will Enjoy
Ft >lt the little people there Is no
enkq which quite satisfies as does
i good, well-baked cooky. The follow
ing is a valued recipe:
Grandmother's Cookies.
Cream one cupful of unsailed butter
with one cupful of granulated sugar,
using a wooden spoon; add one cupful
of sour cream and one cupful of New
.Orleans molasses nnd beat until smooth.
\dd one-half teaspoonful of cinnamon,
one-quarter teaspoonful of allspice, a
grating of nutmeg and a half tea
spoonful of salt. Sift two tenspoon
fuis of soda In a cupful of flour; mix,
adding more flour, hut use as little
as possible. Take out a piece of the
dough and pat It out on the board one
third inch thick. Cut out with a flve
tnch cutter and bake in well-greased
puns In a moderate oven. Bake very
■arefuliy so as not to burn.
Rhode Island Chowder.
Cook a three-inch cube of salt pork
with a slice of onion in one-half cupful
of cold water for ten minutes; drain,
i Reflections of a Bachelor Girl j
l Bq HELEN ROWLAND \
LOVE Is not “life’s sweetest gift"; It
is merelv a loan —at an extor
tionate rate of interest.
Nobody will ever know what Solo
mon suffered on Blue Mondays, when
all seven hundred of his wives prob
aMv got a "martyr-complex" at the
<ain« time!
The girl who scatters her kisses
around promiscuously may get a few
more invitations to go motoring, hut
she Is “scabbing” on her own sex.
lowering the market price of love, and
making the world safe for bachelors.
A man spends the first twenty years
.f his life waiting for a chance to
shave, the next tea waiting for ihe
barber to shave him, and the rest of
it waiting for Ids wife to tell him to
shave.
THE LYONS PROGRESS, LYONS, GEORGIA.
turing into the dark; others strike out
boldly and are caught by the whirlpool
and hurled upon the rocks.
It often happens that those selected
by the fates to become leaders are In
the beginning the most timorous, yet
a consciousness of importance does
not overwhelm them.
They are great-hearted and have
within them the capabilities of accom
plishing great things.
And this Is the usual mental atti
tude of those who are qualified to take
up the heavier burdens and march on
till the entl of their days without com
plaint. Having been well brought up,
they are strong in body and sunny In
nature.
They fall at once Into their rightful
place and take up their duties with
the precision of soldiers who have
just come from an exacting drillmus
ter.
What their parents did only 20 or 2ii
years ago, they have resolved shall be
continued and, If possible, be done
better, so that the men and women of
the future may go to loftier heights in
thought, nnd In all manner of progres
sive achievement.
(© by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.)
& | SCHOOL PAIjS f A
reserve liquor. Wash one quart of clams
and reserve the liquor. Parboil four
cupfuls of potatoes cut into cubes,
five minutes; drain. To the potatoes
add the reserved liquors, the hard part
of the clams finely chopped and two
cupfuls of boiling water. When the
potatoes are nearly done add one cup
ful of stewed and strained tomatoes,
one-fourth teaspoonful of soda, soft
part of the clams, one cupful each of
scalded milk and cream nnd two table
spoonfuls of butter. Season with salt
and pepper to taste and serve with
milk crackers split and moistened with
cold milk. All reheated and served
very hot.
Belgian Hash.
This is a most delicious dish for
those who are trained to like sweet
meats. Cook two pigs’ feet until all
the moisture Is absorbed and the
meat is tender, using the follow
ing liquids; Three-fourths of a cup
ful of vinegar, one-fourth cupful cf
water, add one-half cupful of chopped
prunes, one-half cupful of currants,
one-half cupful of sugar, salt nnd pep
per to taste and one-half of a crated
nutmeg. Serve with the fruit in the
sauce.
'iVtUc'.t. Tw* wtflL
l\J). 1724. Western Newspaper Union.)
The man who marries once is nn
Idealist; the man who marries twice Is
an optimist—or a fatalist; but the
man who marries three times is a
"glutton for punishment”
The saddest thing In life for a wom
an is to be born with a “perfect 3fi
soul," emotionally, and to have to car
ry It through life under a 166 pound
figure.
You can read, In any woman’s maga
zine. of 57 different ways to hold a
man’s love; but, once a woman’s heart
gets attached to a man, it Is supposed
to stick forever like a postage stamp.
(Copyright by Holen Rowland)
o
A Forest Country
Forests cover a thir l of the entire
area of Czechoslovakia and ball of
the forest aren Is made up of conif
erous trees.
[Z®he Young Lady]
v Across the Way |
The young lady across the way sayt
Europe Is making some progress to
ward a peaceful solution of her diffi
culties, but she fears it will be a long
time yet before complete pandemo
nium reigns again.
(© by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.)
t ROMANCE OF WORDS |
X £
X “VAMP”
X X
X T MMORTALIZED by Rudyard £
Y Kipling and Burne-Jones, X
X the “rag and a bone and a hank £
X of hair" has been popularized of X
X late years by the moving picture X
Y screen, the stage and the novel- X
£ Ists who appeal primarily to sex X
X interests. The vamp—a con- •*»
X traction, of course, of “vampire” X
X —has become so well known X
£ that the verb "to vamp" threat- X
X ens to carve for Itself a perma- X
Y nent niche in the etymological X
X hall of fame, there to take up a X
X place alongside of “mob” and X
.*♦ “pluck” and “rap” and other £
X words which, originally, were X
X frowned upon as passing pro- X
X vincialisms. X
X The folklore of all ages Is re- Y
X plete with legends of true vam- !*.
X pires—supernatural crentures £
X who lived by sucking the blood X
Y of the living and who could be X
X destroyed only by driving a X
X green-wood stake through the X
X dead body from which the evil X
X spirit emanated. Bram Stoker’s X
X "Dracula” Is probably the best X
X example of this type of vam- X
X pire, and it was a living woman X
X of somewhat similar tastes whom X
X Kipling had In inlnd when he X
X composed his famous poem. But X
A the vampire Is by no means con- X
X lined to legend. The real vam- X
X pires are the bats which suck X
X the blood of animals, though X
X they but rarely attack man. This X
X dangerous species is confined to X
X only a few of the smaller va- X
X rleties of bats, the large and X
X mis named “vampire bat" of X
X South America being entirely X
X harmless. Os late years the X
X Kipling-esque vampire has been X
X so prevalent in Action and In X
X motion pictures that the word X
X “vamp” has taken on a slgnlfi- X
X cance entirely different from Its X
X accepted meaning with respect X
X to music, and It will be inter- X
X estlng to see how long the vogue X
X of the vnmplre woman lasts. X
o (© by Wheeler Syndicate. Inc.) X
O
Invisible Wire
A wire so constructed that It can
be made invisible has been invented
and will probably come Into practical
use for hell wiring
CORNS
Lift Off-No Pain!
Doesn’t hurt one bit! Drop a little
"Freezone” on an aching corn, instant
ly that corn stops hurting, then short
ly you lift it right off with fingers.
Your druggist sells a tiny bottle of
“Freezone” for a few cents, sufficient to
remove every hard corn, soft corn, or
corn between the toes, and the foot
calluses, without soreness or irritation.
Fact that a junkshop is filled with
things you don’t need is its surest
lure.
WOMEN CAN DYE ANY
GARMENT, DRAPERY
Dye or Tint Worn, Faded Things
New for 15 Cents.
Don’t wonder whether you can dye
or tint successfully, because perfect
home dyeing Is guaranteed with “Dia
mond Dyes” even if you have never
dyed before. Druggists have all colors.
Directions in each package.—Adver
tisement.
One reform might be carried on by
an organization going round smash
ing the ruts that men get into.
Constipation generally indicates disordered
stomach, liver and bowels. Wright’s Indian
Vegetable Pills restore regularity without
griping. «72 Pearl St., N. Y. Adv.
A new patent medicine may pay as
well as an oil well. It can be some
thing of a gusher, too.
Thousands Have Kidney
Trouble and Never
Suspect It
Applicants for Insurance Should
Use Swamp-Root
Judging from reports from druggists
who are constantly in direct touch with
the public, there is one preparation that
has been very' successful in overcoming
these conditions. The mild and healing
influence of Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp-Root is
soon realized. It stands the highest for
its remarkable record of success.
An examining physician for one of the
prominent Life Insurance Companies, in
an interview of the subject, made the as
tonishing statement that one reason why
so many applicants for insurance are re
jected is because kidney trouble is so
common to the American people, and the
large majority of those whose applications
are declined do not even suspect that
they have the disease. Dr. Kilmer’s
Swamp-Root is on sale at all drug stores
in bottles of two sizes, medium and large.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation, send ten cents to Dr.
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y., for a
sample bottle. When writing, be sure
and mention this paper.—Advertisement.
Name not a rope in his house that
hanged himself.
Sore eyes, blood-shot eyes, watery eyes,
sticky eyes, all healed promptly with nightly
applications of Roman Eye Balsam. Adv.
We all like to hear of the faults of
successful men. We know we’ve got
some of them, anyway.
Sure Relief
FOR INDIGESTION
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Unless It’s a Dry Smoke
"You smoke a dark cigar, don’t you?”
“Not entirely. It is light at one
end.”
The fire proves gold, adversity,
strong men.
Children Cry for “Castoria”
Especially Prepared for Infants and Children of All Ages
Mother! Fletcher’s Castoria has
been In use for over 30 years as a
pleasant, harmless substitute for
Castor Oil, Paregoric, Teething Drops
and Soothing Syrups. Contains no
narcotics. Proven directions are on
each package. Physicians everywhere
foiT over
200 YEARS
haarlem oil has been a world
wide remedy for kidney, liver and
bladder disorders, rheumatism,
lumbago and uric acid conditions.
correct internal troubles, stimulate vital
organs. Three sizes. All druggists. Insist
on the original genuine Gold Medal.
STEARNS*
Electric Paste
The Qyal^Twduct
I — t he greatest known destroyers of food and
X. property; also carriers of disease. It creates a
desire in these pests to run from tbe building for
water and fresh air, dying outside in a few moments.
Ready for use. Better than traps. Money back if it
fails. 35c and $1 50. Enough to kill hundreds of rata
and mice. Sold by all druggists. Refuse substitutes.
U. S. GOVERNMENT BUTS IT
Grove's
Tasteless
Chill Tonic
Old Standard Remedy for
Chills and Malaria. 60c
personal
Rygiene_
Physicians strongly discour
age the use of poisonous,
irritating or burning solu
tions for personal hygiene.
Zonite is non-poisonous,
non-burning and non-irri
tating. It may be used regu
larly strong enough to de
stroy germs without harm to
the sensitive tissues of the
body.
7gnifc
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IYgfHURT?
burning or scaly lids,
/ *° r ®h*ys infiamma
/ r/ tion and soreness,use Mitchell
/ / Eye according to direc
/ / fY' bona. Soothing, healing.
/ HALL A RUCXEL
14T Wavarly Plaoa Haw York
Clear The Pores
Os Impurities With
Cuticura Soap
Soap, Ointment, Talcum sold everywhere,
n A ICY El V ¥\l I CD placed anywhere
UAIOI iLI l\ ILL till ATTRACTS AND KILLS
H clean,ornamental .con
venient, cheap. Lasts
Made of
Guaranteed effective.
HAROLD SOMERS. 100 De Kalb Ave^BrwklA^N. Y.
fftnnncn# treated one
OROPSY week free
■1 w 9 a Short breathing reUsvmd in a
saw hours: «w«Mlng reduced In a few days, regulates
the aver, kidneys, stomach and haart,purifies the blood,
strengthens the entire system. Writs for fraa trial treat*
mant. COLLUM DROPSY REMEDY CO., Dept. A
ATLANTA, GEORGIA. (Established 1895 -
28 years of success in treating Dropsy .)
CHICKS—CHICKS
Don’t keep chickens. Let chickens keep you.
Chicks from our trap-nested S. C. Whits
Leghorns will keep you. $15.00 per 100.
Reference, First National Bank. QUALITY
POULTRY FARM, Upper Sandusky. Ohio.
Smoking Tobacco—Absolutely Fresh, Beal
Kentucky burley, granulated. Special offer on
regular 15c can—l 2 cans for sl, postage paid.
Satisfaction guaranteed. Write name plainly.
Lovell & Iluftlingfon Tob. Co., Covington, Ky.
W. N. U„ ATLANTA, NO. 18 -1924.
Because a man jokes about his little
superstitions is no sign he will give
them up.
VY-
Do you owe anyone gratitude? Ray
interest on the debt. Kind words, w«
mean.
recommend It. The kind you have
always bought bears signature of