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Aspirin
Say “Bayer Aspirin”
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INSIST! Unless you see the
“Bayer Cross” on tablets you
are not getting the genuine
Bayer Aspirin proved safe by
millions and prescribed by phy
sicians for 24 years.
Accept only a
Bayer package
which contains proven directions
Handy “Bayer” boxes of 7?, tablets
Also bottles of 24 and 100—Druggists
Aspirin Is the trade mark of Bayer Manu
facture of Monoacetlcacitiester of Sailcyllcacid
Locating His Aches
After several trips to the dentist
Eddie woke up the other morning with
■a well-developed toothache. He imme
diately took his renewed troubles to
his mother.
“Mother,” he said, ruefully rubbing
his face, “my tooth aches again.”
“Where is the pain now?” she asked.
“It’s in the jaw nearest town,” he
*aid.
Dr. Peery’s "Dead Shot" not only expel*
Worms or Tapeworm but cleans out the
mucus In which they breed and tones up the
dlgMtlon. One dose does it. Adv.
Chopping Him Off
“Ah, sir,” began the measly mendi
cant, “I eke out a most miserable ex
istence, and —”
“Well, I shall not assist you to eke
«ny longer,” ungraciously interrupted
J. Fuller Gloom.—Kansas City Star.
” MOTHER!
Gaby’s Best Laxative is
“California Fig Syrup"
When has wlnd
•colic, feverish breath, coated-tong-ue, or
diarrhea, a half teaspoonful of genuine
“California Fig Syrup” promptly moves
the poisons, gases, bile, souring food
and waste right out. Never cramps or
overacts. Babies love its delicious taste.
Ask your druggist for genuine “Cali
fornia Fig Syrup” which has full direc
tions for infants in arms, and children
of all ages, plainly printed on bottle.
Mother! You must say “California” or
you may get an imitation fig syrup.
B Tom or raw
Alright
MR A vegetable
81,6 aperient, ad la
tone and vigor to
the digestive and
eliminative system,
improves the appe
tite, relieves Sick
Headache and Bil- ’
lousness, correct*
Chip* off the OM Black
W JUNIORS—LtttI. Ml
One-third the regular dose. Made
1 of same ingredients, then candy
coated. For children and adults.
kbSOLD BY YOUR DRUGGIST**
OLD SORES, PILES
AND ECZEMA VANISH
Good. Old, Reliable Peterson’s
Ointment a Favorite Remedy.
“Had 51 ulcers on my legs. Doctors
wanted to cut off leg; Peterson s Oint
ment cured me. —Wm. J. Mchos, 40
Wilder Street, Rochester. N. Y.
Get a large box for 35 cents at any
druggist, says Peterson, of Buffalo,
N If and money back if It isn’t the
best you ever used. Always keep Pe
terson's Ointment in tne house. Fine
for burns, scalds, bruises, sunburn, and
the surest remedy for itching* eczema
and piles the wo£ld has ever known.
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merit* COLLUM DROPSY CO.. Dopt. A
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28 yeare of success in treating Dropsy.)
Guticiira Talcum
Unadulterated
Exquisitely Scented
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" Something to Think About " a
By F. A. TALKER
n — '' **
RESPONSIBILITY
WITHIN the breasts of ambitious
youths of both sexes there is a
yearning for the day when they shall
be in a position to assume responsi
bility, buckle on their armor and march
at the head of their own regiment.
As they look out upon the vista of
years confronting them, they dream
of the worlds they shall conquer, and
the honor which shall be theirs when
their hairs have caught some of the
whiteness of snow.
It is good to peep into the future
and venture a guess as to what it
holds for brave hearts and willing
hands.
Those who do this in honor to them
selves and their employers have with
in them the essence of which noble
manhood and womanhood are made.
They are not ashamed to toil and soil
their hands, for they know that manual
labor brings to the faithful a quality
of content that cannot be attained by
any other means.
So they keep pressing toward the
dream-city, eager for conquest and
anxious to accept responsibility.
What these ardent youths are doing
now is well done. Each day there is
visible improvement in their work.
They cut to the mark.
It matters not that their friends are
few, so long as they are true. With
such friends they are comfortable and
happy. Neither they nor their associ
ates spend their evening hours in idle
ness.
They read and think, discuss the
leading questions of the day. In this
manner they broaden their minds,
sharpen their vision and strengthen
their powers to reason:
They dwell In contentment with the
noisy world all about them, obsessed
with the one idea of some day bearing
I ENOUGH I
Y V
v y
X By DOUGLAS MALLOCH X
*!• •!*
THERE’S a fellow higher up,
and a fellow lower down.
Some have silver when they sup.
There are others on the town.
And somewhere in
Between the two,
Not up nor down.
Are I and you.
There's a fellow who has more,
There’s a fellow who has less;
Looking other people o’er
We’re just average, I guess.
Not rich nor poor
Is what I mean
But somewhere else
Just in between.
There’s a fellow with the gout,
There’s a fellow minus shoes.
When I have to move about
Neither fortune I would choose.
For you and I
Are satisfied,
Prepared to walk
Or glad to ride.
There’s a weary millionaire.
There’s a man without a cent.
In between the two somewhere
We are mightily content.
We haven't such
A lot of stuff,
Yet, thank the Lord,
We have enough.
(© by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.)
«
[mot tier’s CooL 800 LI
Entire candor and honesty regarding:
ourselves. Instead of being the first,
is one of the last and highest attain
ments of a perfectly fashioned charac
ter. But though this is true, it is also
the beginning of all well-doing; with
out some measure of it. even though
we&k and unsteady, no good thing can
begin. —J. C. Shaiip.
THINGS FOR~THE FAMILY
Put Into a punch bowl a cupful of
granulated sugar and the juice of
six lemons. Put in three peeled and
sliced lemons and leave on Ice until
ready to serve. Add a dozen sprays
of green mint and a quart of cracked
ice. Stir well and pour Into It three
bottles of ginger ale. Serve at once.
Orange Cake.
Take two cupfuls of sugar, one-half
cupful of shortening, one teaspoonful
of salt, one-half cupful of milk, one
half cupful of orange juice, four cup
fuls of flour, five eggs and four tea
spoonfuls of baking powder. Mix and
bake In layers and use the following
for the filling:
Cook all together—one-half cupful
of sugar, two-thirds cupful of water,
two tablespoonfuls each of butter and
corn starch, one-third of a cupful of
orange juice and a teaspoonl'ul of
lemon juice. When smooth and well
cooked pour over a well-beaten egg.
Beat until cool. -
Savory Potatoes.
Arrange eight medium-sized pota
toes In a shallow baking dish, after
peeling them. Add one-fourth cupful
of water, six tablespoonfuls of olive
oil, two onions rnipced, one tablespoon-
THE LYONS PROGRESS. LYONS, GEORGIA.
responsibility and helping others to
higher altitudes.
The erring, thoughtless and pleas
ure-loving have no such Ideals.
They have chosen their place
among the shirkers and are already
marked by Time for the scrap-heap.
And the conclusion of this is that
only those who are willing to play, the
leading role in life, take the Jars and
jolts as they come, smile complacently
on difficulties, are capable of .going
fortli to conquer, being conquerors at
this hour without suspecting It.
(© by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.)
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Has Anyone Laughed
At You -
Because— By E ™yser
•j’ You are diplomatic? «[♦
X This stings! You are probably I
❖ very polite and you hate to hurt y
X peoples’ feelings and for that X
y reason you are called diplomatic,
X and people say “you know what X
V side your bread Is buttered on.” y
y It hurts you, because you are X
*i* naturally well bred and well y
X trained. It is bitter to be turned X
t down for a thing you are not. Y
y You think you will try and be X
X a bit brusque, but you cannot; X
y It Isn’t your nature to be y
X thoughtless. Diplomacy is a X
y good trait when It is used as y
X much for the comfort of others X
y as for your own advancement, y
X Rejoice in It, there is too little X
y of it. ❖
\ so I
X Your get-away here It: Y
You probably have more X
X friends and more happiness y
•|» than the tactless and so-called y
X undiplomatic. Y
o (© by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.)
I SCHOOL PAqs | a
ful of powdered sage, one teaspoonful
of salt and a few dashes of pepper.
Bake an hour until the potatoes are
brown and soft.
VCtlQ
((£>. 1924, Western Newspaper Unions)
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X Men You May Marry X
$ By E. R. PEYSER |
X Has a man like this proposed X
to you?
X Symptoms: Mysterious. You X
never know whether he will {
X show up for a date or not. You X
£ never feel certain of him. You £
!£ can’t make out just what his X
X business is. When you do he *j*
X keeps mum about it. He Is only $
Y shy when he is talked of —quite X
•{• flippant with others. He walks
X stiffly in one piece—has sort of X
a starey eye, seems to be look- f
X ing in at Asia. He likes you he X
y says—’cause you don't bother
A him with 1,001 foolish questions. X
$ IN FACT v
X He is the question mark of X
y your life’s sentence. •{*
Y D Prescription for bride-to-be: X
X*JC Forget the question mark. £
* Head mystery tales, get your
X questions satisfied there. X
♦{• ABSORB THIS:
X To have is not to behold. X
♦ (© by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.)
Reflections of a
Bachelor Qirl
Bq HELEN ROWLAND
A MAN always lets somebody else
do his worrying for him—but a
woman doesn’t need any help.
This Is an age of self-made men,
machine-made laws, home-made
drinks and home-made beauties.
It Isn't until after the- smashup,
that a man decides that it requires
something besides brute force and de
termination to run a motorcar—or a
wife.
. It doesn’t take so very much love
to "make the world go ’round,” If you
have plenty of money to oil the axis.
"Leisure,” to a married woman. Is
that sweet "pause In the day’s occu
pation," when nobody around the
house can think up anything else for
her to do.
Yes, Millicent, the difference be
tween the way In which a man tries
to “persuade” you of something be
fore marriage, and the way in which
he will try to “convince” you of some
thing after marriage, is as great as
the difference between the way he
talks to a toddle-top, and the way be
talks to a balky flivver.
Every man fondly hopes to find a
woman who wdll “understand” him,
and who, at the same time, knows
nothing of the world and its wicked
ness.
A compliment from a husband
would be as precious as pure radium,
if he didn’t always hand it to you
wrapped in the cotton-batting of “good
advice.”
A man’s love Is not dead, until he
begins to think of his wife, merely as
the person who disturbs his morning
beauty-sleep, and his after-dinner rev
eries.
(Copyright by Helen Rowland.)
f Young' Ladyl
I V/ Across the Way j
■
The young lady across the way says
the man in charge of the tilling sta
tion seeins to be a very nice young
fellow, and she feels sure every gallon
of gasoline she gets *’hen he is ou
duty contains the full two quarts.
((g) by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.)
o
Caveland News
Mr. Votetet—You’re an undesirable
citizen. You didn’t vote the last elec
tion day.
Citizen—Yes, I did. In fact, I voter*
three times.
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m P -ggwJ« * 7.°° and *S.°° shoes and WOMEN
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11 Ik' own stores in the principal cities and
YW HleV * by over 5,000 shoe dealers. \
X WIT WHEREVER you live, demand W. L.
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I I to-date, made in all the popular styles
Hi J that appeal to men and women who
want stylish and serviceable shoes at reasonable P r ‘ ces v^^^^ fe I |^Corflex
■ you had the opportu- for Woman
wonderful shoe values Black Kid
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ing them can you appreciate _ I
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ECONOMY and dependable n‘42B
ue. wear shoes that have W L. "<•■? "
Douglas name and the retail
price stamped on the soles.
Buy them at our stores or of
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Lot to Contend With
Mr. Gnaggs—"Do you remember the
woman In the Bible who was turned
into a pillar of salt?” Mrs. Gnaggs—
“Yes, and I also remember that she had
a lot to contend with.”
In Eight Minutes
I WOULDN’T think of doing without self
rising flour. . . . Use it practically every
meal. ... In the morning when every
one’s in a hurry, or when I want a quick meal,
I can have a heaping plate of the fluffiest,
most delightful biscuits you ever tasted in eight
minutes! . . . Anybody who has never used
self-rising flour can’t realize what they are miss
ing in convenience, economy and tastiness. ...
U U '8?
Just examine a biscuit made with self-rising flour
and you will see why this Tennessee housewife
finds pleasure in using self-rising flour every
meal. Note the golden crust. Break it open.
What a sweet, wholesome freshness! Taste the
dainty, snowy-white texture. See how per
fectly the pure phosphate baking powder has
leavened it.
When you buy self-rising flour with the Blue
Shield on the bag you may be sure that it’s
wholesome, healthful and nourishing. It com
plies with all pure food laws.
• FOLLOW THESE FIVE RULES For Making Perfect Biscuits with
■■ Self-Rising Flour. (1) See that your oven is hot; (2) Always use sweet
milk or cold water; (3) Never add baking powder, soda or salt; (4)
Use good shortening—lard, vegetable fat or butter; (3) Make soft
dough-bake quickly. SOFT WHEAT MILLERS’ ASS N, Inc. I
( IMOR
Tr*U M*rk fU*. U. 8. Pat. Off.
It’s Healthful —‘ Dependable—Economical
\ 10(1-6 © i,t4 SWMA (
Whiskers
“Handsome is that handsome does,”
tut not often In the case of the muu
vith a three days’ set of whiskers pro
ruding from his complexion.
Be* Brand Insect Powder won’t stain cr harm t jiPTjl /
anything except insects. Kills Flies, Flehs, Mo- L P *
squitoes, Ants, Roaches, Water Bugs, Bed / r write for free booklet—
Buga. Moth*. Lice on Fowl, end meny other houee £ a complete guide for kill
end garden insects. Household sizes, 15c and 3*c— other V ] n g house and garden
sizes, 70c and $1.25 at your druggist or grocer. T Insects.
McCormick & Co., Baltimore, Md.
Lapps Famed in Witchcraft
Tlie Lapps at one time had a great
reputation for witchcraft and it wai
said English seamen used to go tc
Lapland to “buy a wind" from the na
tives.
She Misunderstood
Miss De Style—“l read a lot in the
paper about separationists. Who are
Ciiey?” Miss Gunbusta —“Residents of
Iteno, I suppose.”