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Magistrate (to prisoner)—“It. ap¬
pears that you have given the prosecu¬
tor a black eye.”
Prisoner - ‘ Yes, your worship; but
I am willing to give him u sovereign
compensation.” —"You
Magistrate (to prosecutor)
hoar what the prisoner says. Are you
willing to accept the sovereign?”
Prosecutor (excitedly) — "Raythur,
fior.” (To prisoner)--“Come outside,
an’ black the other oi, my bhoy!”—
Tli#* FhijIIh and I olllr* of tin* Ag«
Aro numerous, but of iho latter none is more
ridiculous than Uo< priuiils uous and random
uso ol laxative , Ills and other drastic cuthar
tics 'fhsss wrench, cotivulao and wcakim ts,th
roniedifR, tlm result Js atvoirijiliftlicfl without
pain anti with /- r i*-iii lomolit to tbft bowols, iho
•tornarh and the liver. I so tills rornedy when
r<jn»tlpftUon manlfosis Hnelf. and theta by pre¬
vent it from becoming chronic.
The philosopher in a man who can look Inter¬
ested at a ladles’ tea party.
No-To-IIho for Fifty Cents.
Over 400.000 cured. Why not lot No To /la'?
regulate or remove your dnsiro lor tobacco?
*«ves money, makes health and manhood.
dru«f»"s ftr “ tee<J M C UU ’ a, ‘ d * 1U °’ ■“
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Grow would not taste good If It was cooked in
Greece.
Dcalm-HM Cannot: bo Cured
by local applications, as they cannot reach the
dlHcancd portion of the ear. There is only one
way to cure deafness, and that la by constitu¬
tional remedies. Deafness Is caused by an In¬
flamed condition of the mucous lining of the
Eustachian lube. When tills tube gets In-
flamed you have a rumbling sound or imper¬
fect hearing, and when It Is entirely closed
Deafness is the result, and unless the Inflam¬
mation can be taken out and this tube restored
to Jis normal condition, hearing will be de¬
stroyed forever. Nlno cases out of ton are
caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an In-
flamed condition ol the muc(ms surfaces.
We will give one Hundred Dollars for any
«.r Rimfni'NH '-.'iiiHi-ii by ■■.atarrti) Unit mu-
not be cured by Hull s Catarrh Cure. Send for
circulars, fmo.
i' ■! ciiknev A co., Toledo, o.
Sold by uniflKl-'lH, y.v.
Hali t, l uinlly rilln am tlie bant.
JUST , try u 10 C. tx/x of t'aHcarots, tho flnent
liver ami bowel regulator «vor made.
Nkhvk KKrtTOKKK. free $2 trial b<»Ulc utul treat-
IBO. tend to Dr. Kline, Ml Arch Hi.. I’tolla., Fa.
Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing 8yru/> for ehlldron
tocihlnK, softens tho gums, reduces lnflamma-
tlon, allays pain, euros wind colic. &5c. a bottle.
I boiluvo I'lso’s Cure for Consumption saved
nty boys life ItiHl Hummer Mrs. Abi.lfc DOUO-
i-AEs, Ldtoy, Mich., Oct. k'u,fi4.
If anil, tod will. Horn ey,‘H ,m„ i.r isaa,- Thomp.
son's ICyo water. .Druggists sell at ~oo. per bottle.
Si. A’Jins’ D/ujcc One bottJo Dr. Fount*r’e
Hpcclflc cures, circular, Frcdonla, N. Y.
When billons or costive, cat, a Cascaret,
candy cathartic; cure guaranteed; 10c., &*><*.
Almost Blind
YVhh my mile girl, mvlnn to scrofula trouble.
Slie was Iroated by physicians and sent to a
hospital without • elng ruled. We rosortert to
Hood's Hur-iaptirillii, and in a week we could
eeo » chiuiqs. We continued *pviritf her this
medicine, and to day her eyes are perfectly
well; i here is not a blemish on her skin, and.
she is tile picture of health.” 11. G. Ai.i.RN,
221 West (list Street, New York, N. Y.
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
is sold by all druggists. Price $1, si* fur $5.
Hood’s Pills ^y«,:“:r d
“Blieht”
costs cotton planters more
than five million dollars an¬
nually. This is an enormous
waste, and cun be prevented.
Practical experiments at Ala¬
bama Experiment Station show
conclusively that the use of
“Kainit”
will prevent that dreaded plant
disease.
All about Potash—the results of it* use by actual ex-
pen intent on the best farm* in the United State*—1»
told in a httle book which we publish and will gladly
nail tree to any farmer in America who will write for it.
GERMAN KAI.I WORKS,
93 Nat&uu St., New York,
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s W. L DOli&LAS $3 SHOE* i
! BEST IN TNE WORLD.
For H years this shoe, by merit alone, hat %
distanced all competitors.
^ ^ best Indorsed in alyle. by over tit and 1,000.COO durability wearer* of a» shoe the w
^ 03.00. any sU
Jj- ever ottered at ^ X
^ It ,:■ made in all the LATEST SHAPES and
STYLES and of every variety of leather.
One dealer in a town given exclusive sale I
^ and advertised in local paper on receipt of
A\ reasonable order, f v^Wnte for catalogue f o
^ W, L. DOUGLAS, Brockton, Hass.
MEDICATED C'l Tl.UK’s AIR INHALER
Has v.o t'ljual fov the cure of Catarrh and Lung Dis¬
eases. Ly mail, ^ I «H», Hufl alo* N. Y.
\\ . li, ** >11111 A CO.* l’ruita.,
PURCHASE IIIHECT from
\ ht» MILLS and
F ACT O H l KS.
Underwear Manmucturvr to wearer, lllus muxl catalogue free.
Gei>art metit. Aeldre>s
IU.NSI Hi lts* M IM*I,U.s i Troy, >. \ .
TEXASte
\tv\sr Lains. own tvrtn-'. w e vnv. 1 huv-dle not Ling the b\u bar-
. t an l.n n e vf-u u. any tvimty iu State,
KOllLKT ( . t .UDl.I.N, - Auttiu. Texu*.
HITS OF INFORMATION.
Hollows are. used as a burglar alarm,
the opening of the door closing the
bellows and forcing air through u pipe
to a whistle.
There is a tradition in the Jintish
royal family that hoys must wear High-
land costume until the queen deems it
proper to order a change.
The lute Miss Julia Cooper, of New
York, left $150,000 to the Cooper
Union - a sum which will enable the
institution to receive 200 more pupils.
The hundredth anniversary of the
l,i ,)irl r tli “ of 01 HOBUll Hosini I, i the UK. Italian Mull in lihiloso- pun >
Jtlter, will be marked by the ptlOliea- of his
‘ion, «»i» mouth of a new edition
WorKM*
Dr. Nansen sold the old suit he wore
when he met Mr. Jackson in Fran
Jose Land, to Mme. Toussaud for
?5,000, and it will take its place among
the wax works and other curiosities.
In parts of the west, where barbed
wire fences are universal, they have
}jeen forced to r]#» H^rvice ns tele phono
wires between different ranches. Farms
a mile apart have telephone communi¬
cation in this way.
Ylmlieiilini!' Her fileu.
The vindication of an idea is a great
thing.
One of the teachers in the public
school in Wells street was speaking to
another a few days ago of the careless¬
ness of pupils in certain directions and
measures to be taken to cure them.
“WliV.” «lie Haiti, “oil 01)0 of tllO
, bitterest ... day* , of c tli© . t early , part *. of r *i the
week a little bov came to school from
his , . iiome, , nearly , a mile ■, away, witnout .
an overcoat. The temperature bad been
ftl , nearly . .10 ,,,. degrees , , In , low and ,
zero,
think of that child walking all that
distance ... in . such , weutliei ,, , i. It ..... was . ter¬ ..
.
rible. I don’t see how he kept from
perishing. Jl«s«id he had forgotten
to put it on.”
» F(jrgot to put it on! » said the
other. * , Inn*t that Hilly! What (lid
i i , if 4 ?”
<l()
“I Rent him right back home, the
b-n/ilipr lenoiier M1HW tl e<l, u H Mil iU» tlm UlL firm mill cou¬ foil
viction of one who has faced an emer-
K nnp J »nd has conquered.—Chicago
ltccord.
And flic Debate Was Closed.
“Why do they say, ‘As smart board¬ as a
steel trap’?” asked the talkative
er. 1 never could see anything par¬
ticularly intellectual about a steel
trap.” smart,”
“A steel trap is called ex¬
plained Mr. Asbury Peppers, in his
sweetest voice, “because it knows ex¬
actly the right time to shut up.”
More might have been said, but, un¬
der the circumstances, it would have
seemed unfitting.—Cincinnati En¬
quirer.
Convincing Evidence.
“Somebody told me that that young
man who was just introduced to us is
an actor,” remarked Maud.
i i No,;’ replied Mamie, positively;
“I’m sure he is not.”
“He looks like one.”
“1 don’t care. Ho isn’t.
“How doy on know?”
“We were talking about the stage,
and ho named as many as five or six
people whose acting he admired.—
Washington Star.
Persuaded.
On one occasion, when John Kem¬
ble played Hamlet in the country, the
gentleman who played Guildenstern
rather fancied himself as a musician.
Hamlet asks him: “Will you play
upon this pipe?”
“My lord, I cannot.”
“Well, if your lordship insists upon
it-”
And in the rage and confusion of
Hamlet and the great amusement of
the audience he tooted out: “Got Have
the King!” with variations.—Ex¬
change.
Legislature (Joes to Church.
“There is another thing I wish to
know,” remarked the snake editor to
the religious editor.
“Your thirst for knowledge is insa¬
tiable. Go on!”
“If the legislature gets into a very
spirited debate while iu its improvised
quarters, will it bo called a church
fight?”—Pittsburg Chronicle-'i’ele-
graph.
GROVES
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TASTELESS
CHILL
TONIC
IS JUST AS COOD FCR ADULTS.
WARRANTED. PRICE 50cts.
Galatia, Ills., Not. 16,1826.
r»-l« M.xiiclr.o Co., Si. U'uts, Mo. fW bottle, of
Gentlemen:—We sold last year.
GHOVE'S TASTELESS OI1IIJ, TONIC and bar*
bought three sroaa already this year. In all ear ex-
perience of 14 years, in the drug busmess. hare
Deyer sold an urilele ilist enre such universal Mil,
UeUon as your Tonic. Yours truly, AK&.I&X3,
Ah N t V mG
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MISSISSIPPI WILL ( ONTINI E TO
IUSE FOR SOME DAYS.
DANGER FROM BREAKING LEVEES.
Chlrf of Weather llureau at Washington
Advises People to Move From the
Flooded Districts.
The following special river bulletin
har, been issued by the weather bureau
at Washington:
“The crest of the flood wave is still
at Cairo, which shows a stationary
gauge four reading 51.G feet for the past
days.
“There is great danger yet to come
from the flood in the region from
Helena southward to New Orleans.
“The river will continue to rise for
at least ten duy.s in the region from
Helena southward to Vicksburg, and
to rise during a longer period from
Vicksburg southward.
I i If no break occurs before, levees
will be subjected to the greatest strain
about April 10th, in southwest Arkan¬
sas, western Mississippi and Louisi¬
ana. Should the levees break, the
result will be one of the most disas¬
trous floods ever known.
“Weather conditions note additional
fall in the middle and lower Mississip¬
pi valleys, which will materially in¬
tensify the flood conditions,
“Those living in districts overflow¬
ed in former yearn, should be on the
safe side, aud transfer stock and mov¬
able property to places of known safe¬
ty while there is yet time.
WiDDTS L. Moore,
Chief of Bureau.”
Three* Floods Combined.
A special of Sunday from St. Louis
says: The forecast of the government
signal service that the Missouri and
the upper Mississippi rivers would rise
to clanger pftint has been well verified,
and new high water marks are being
made.
That stretch of lowland country on
both sides of the Mississippi river from
the mouth of lies Moines to the hills
below Hannibal, Mo., and Quincy,
III., is under water.
At Quincy the record Sunday night
was 15.3 feet with a rising river. This
is two feet above the danger line.
Great suffering has been occasioned
among the farmers and the boatmen
about Palmyra and West Quincy on
the Missouri side. This sea of over¬
flow has ruined every farm from Pal¬
myra north forty miles to LaGrange.
Should the rise reach another foot
every railroad in the valley will have
to he abandoned. Horton’s and Ward’s
islands, below Quincy, are inundated,
the settlers barely escaping with their
lives. The Indian grave levee north
of Quincy, that protects 20,000 acres
of farm land, is still intact, but a little
more water will sweep it away.
At Louisiana, Mo., the water is
spreading over the lowlands. At Bur¬
lington, Iowa, the river is five miles
wide and has destroyed several mills
on the flats. At Alton, Ill., the rise
has been very rapid.
The Mississippi flood was met by
the overflow from the Missouri atui
Illinois rivers and the current of the
latter was about at a stand, being held
in check by back waters from the big
rivers. Rescue boats are busy bring¬
ing families anil stock to Quincy from
the lowlands.
A message received at 2:30 Monday
morning shys that a large break has
occurred in the levee at Wayside,Miss.,
nine miles south of Greenville.
RESCUED SIXTEEN SURVIVORS.
Tramp British Steamer Saves Part of St.
Nasal re’s Crew.
The report that the steamer Yanariva,
a British tramp vessel from Newport
News for Glasgow, had picked up some
of the survivors of the foundered
French steamer St. Nasaire, turns out
to have been correct. The Y r anariva
arrived at Greenock Sunday and at
once reported that she had rescued
sixteen of those who had been on the
ill-fated steamer and who bad taken
a small boat just before the St. Nasaire
went down off Cape Hatteras during a
heavy gale.
As soon as the rescued people were
able to give the details of the disaster
that had befallen the St.Nassaire, they
told a story that agreed in all its ma-
terial details with the report of the
foundering of the steamer.
BIG SUNDAY BLAZE.
Portsmouth, Ya., Suffers Heavily From
Conflagration.
Portsmouth, Ya., was visited early
Sunday morning by a disastrous fire,
which destroyed property valued at
between $150,000 and $200,000, con¬
sisting of a Catholic church, two pub¬
lic halls and twenty-seven dwellings.
Most of the latter were frame struct¬
ures.
As a result of the conflagration, 200
persons were made homeless.
There were no fatalities, so far as
known. The Catholic church was
valued at about $500,000. The insur-
auce upon all tho property burned
will probably uot aggregate $50,000.
CUBAN STRONGHOLD CAPTURED.
It is reported at Madrid that the
Spanish squadron has captured the
rebel stronghold at Bacoler, on the
Islands of Luzon, Philippine islands.
After adjournment of the cabinet
council held Friday Premier Canovas
informed a number of newspaper rep¬
resentatives who called upon him that
the Spanish campaign against the iu-
surgents in Cuba was uearing a suc¬
cessful close.
Getting Out Coal.
The miner himself, down in the very
Vermiform appendix of the earth, uses
now a diamond drill and much gun-
powder, and furnishes his own tools.
He works in pairs, and the two men
together, under the most favorable cir¬
cumstances, can "get out seven wagon¬
loads of coal a day, if allowed to 'work
full time. "Wagon” is the name they
give to the little car that is used in the
mine, which holds two and a haif tons.
The pay is 66 cents a‘ wagon, so it is
possible for a miner to make $2.25 a
day, out of which he must pay for his
powder. But there is an inspector at
the top of the shaft to examine every
wagon-load, who knows as much about
“dockage” a a a sea captain. Dock¬
age here means docking so much from
the pay when there is too much slate
in the coal. He may knock off a quart¬
er, a half, or the whole of the pay, if
the per centage of slate is too large.
The first real handling of the coal is
when the miner shovels It into his
wagon and after that all the other
mine processes are automatic. The
wagon is hoisted like lightning on the
car, which we would call the elevator,
and at the top the coal is dumped into
a chute, which carries it to the breaker.
It is In big lumps at first, but the break¬
er attends to that.
It is a real coal baron, that breaker.
It swallows down the great lumps and
digests them and turns them out in
eight sizes. The very smallest is called
rice coal, no bigger than grains of rice.
The next is buckwheat, and the next
pea; but those three sizes are used only
by manufacturers, Then come, grow-
ing larger at every step, nut, stove,
egg, broken, and steamboat. The brealc-
er, if provided with double rockers, and
manned by sixty-five men and boys,
: will "run out” 285 wagons of coal a
day, equal to 712 tons, From thl3 one-
fourth is to be subtracted for slate
and dirt, leaving 534 tons of market-
able coal a day. And each mine has,
of course, as many breakers as neces-
sary. auto¬
From the breaker the coal goes
matically through the washery, and
comes out, still automatically, ready
to be sold or shipped.—New York
Times,
Useless.
Her motherly eyes is very acute, hut
in this case she did uot know all that
had occurred.
“Come, Mr. Wishington,” she said
affably, “I wish to present you to my
daughter.” Willie, “hut I
“Thank you,” said
don’t think there’s any use in your try¬
ing. I have already offered myself to
her, and she wouldn’t accept me.”—
Washington Star.
A Beautiful Skin
is one of the chief requisites of an attractive ap-
pearan.ee. Rough, dry, scaly patches, little hlia-
tery eruptions, red and unsightly ringworms—
these won hi spoil the beauty of a veritable
Venus. They are completely and quickly cured
by Tetter!ne. 50 cents a box at drug stores or
for 50 cents in stamps from J. T. Shuptrine,
Savannah, Ga.
Sumo of tiedays there may he a trolley
line to the North Pole.
C'ascarf.ts stimulate liver, kidneys and
bowels. Never sicken, weaken or gripe; 10c.
BUCKINGHAM’S
DYE
For the Whiskers,
Mustache, and Eyebrows. K- i
y.
In one preparation. Easy to V i
C3 pply at home. Colors brow n
O black. The Gentlemen’s
favorite, because satisfactory. I
R. P. IIall ft Co., Proprietors, Nashua. N II. %
Sold by all Druggists. i
Fun 1
(Haking
rB ~_p and health making
" ; . ■} W are included in the
* HIRES
making of The
Rootbeer. prepa¬
ration of this great tem-
Jfe, perance drink is an event
!"* of importance in a million
p$| well regulated homes.
?( : 1 HIRES
Rootbeer
f is full of good appetiz¬ health.
ing, Invigorating, satisfying. Put
j some up "to-day and
have it ready to put
down whenever you’re
. thirsty.
2 Made only by The
f- j Charles E. Hires Co.,
Hi) 1
nj 9 Philadelphia. makes gallons. A pack-
age 5
V Sold everywhere.
MALSBY &. COMPANY,
57 So. Forsyth St., Atlanta, Ga.
General Agents for Erls City Iron Works
Engines and Boilers
steam Wator Heaters. Steam Pumps and
Penbertliy Injectors.
[c-*-
Si uacA..a-*'
Manufacturers and Dealers In
S uSL MILLS,
Corn Mills. Feed Mill,. Cotton Gin Machin-
ery and Grain Separators.
SOLID and INSERTED Saws. Saw Teeth and
Locks. Knight’s Patent Dogs. Birdsall Saw
Mill and Engl cine Repairs, Governors* Grate
Bars and a Tull line of Mill Supplies Price
. .. Catalogue
and quality • of goods guaranteed.
free by meutlouiug this paper.
Stop! Women,
And Consider the All-Important Fact, '
That in addressing Mrs. Pinkham you are con¬
fiding your private ills to a woman—a woman
whose experience in treating woman
diseases is greater than that of an} r
ing physician—male or female.
You can talk freely to a woman
Vi V when it is revolting to relate your
\ \ private troubles to a man— besides,
a man does not understand— simply
because he is a man.
¥ Iil any women suffer in silence know- and
drift along from bad to worse ,
ing full well that they ought tohave
r: i- immediate assistance, but a natural
modesty impels them to shrink from
exposing themselves to the questions
and probably examinations of even
their family physician. It lsunneces-
sary. Without money or price you
can consult a woman, whose
» knowledge from actual experi¬
r~ ence is greater than any local
physician in the world. The fol¬
lowing invitation is freely offered;
\ accept it in the same spirit:
MRS. PINKHAM'S STANDING INVITATION.
Women suffering from any form of female vveaknes* ap mvie
communicate with Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn, Mass. /• ’
, ,, , .
opened, read and answered by women only. A wo mao can y
_ , ,
private illness to a woman; thus has been established the e trn
and the of America whiett has nevt broken '
tween Mrs. Pinkham women has |odra
Out of the vast volume of experience which she will > help
than possible that she has gained the very knowledge good-dill, that her . ad your ha.
She asks nothing in return except your and ce
case. 001 is
relieved thousands. Surely any woman, rich or poor, i$very p .
not take advantage of this generous offer of assistance }
Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass.
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ANDY CATtlABIC
'obcalwifo
CURE CORSTi PATIO'
10$ v ALL
25$ £0$ DRUGGISTS
______ 5&SSMS.*£■-
.ABSOLUTELY GUAMTEED«“Sm Montreal.; V York. 817.
'pieanil bonklatfree. Ad. STERMNH REMEDY CO., Chicaco. »n.. or rr
I Baker’s Chocolate |
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i ■
Walter Baker & Co. Ltd.,
Established in 1780, at Dorchester, Mass.
* i Has the well-known Yellow Label on the front of every ,
J j J _ Im package, and the trade-mark, “La Belle i Chocolatiere • ,’’^ * ■
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( , By I
.1 the back. •
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g fly If NONE OTHER I
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@ mj si * PAINTS
THE STANDARD PAINT FOR STRUCTURAL PURPOSES.
Pamphlet, ‘'Suggestions for Exterior Decoration,” Sample Card and Descriptive Price List Tree by mat!.
Asbestos liootintr, iliii’nlitiff Felt, Steam Packing, Itoilnr Coverings, Fite-I’roof Paints, Etc.
Asbestos Non-Conducting null Fiectrical Insulating Man-rials.
H. W. JOHNS MANUFACTURING CO.,
S7 tVLniden Lane. New York.
CHICAGO: 240 & 242 Randolph St. PHTLADF.LPID ' • 1 Tl 9-1 -Cl v ovth 4th St. BOSTON: 77 1 79 Pearl Bt ,
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A lady from North Carolina says: ^My
sister has used
RiPANS TABULES
and speaks in the highest terms of them, and
says they cannot be excelled in keeping the
system well regulated. She was a sufferer
from dyspepsia and indigestion for several
aches and pains, rheumatism, neuralgia.
spraias. braises and bnrns. It Is also warrant-
ed to care colds, croup, coughs and la grippe
quicker than any known remedy. Nocnre
no pay. Sold by all druggists and general
stores. Made CO., only Greensboro. by GOOSE GREASE
LIMMEKT N. n
pliHHT
ULLCiecous. filing E. LIQUID KRAUSER EXTRACTsf i BRO. MILTON. SMOKE PA.
OSBORNE’S
caort tune. Actual Cheap business. No text U
board. Send for catalogue.
,2k—'------ M R RPUIIU C Opium Habit
u ' lr H! II L.cured and Whisky
at home Merer falls,
monarch Home Cure Co., .New Alba.vt.Ind.
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*-est GURtS.ttHffif Coujzn fcyrup. AU Tastes ELSE Good. FAILS. Use . cn
in time. Sold o
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