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. I f lliimr, I nI Id K I 1 * ■ >i• i• 11 HlufliXon ! nr il. 1' at Ikp, ih-nr father, come home I!i i’U' 11<• w, ! u!' mot InT is out to the eluli, "N mi*' * :i,il von wore coming right home from your work, * o get the dear chihlren some I grtih. I In* cook lias gone out —j her e!uh also meets— I he janitor's gone on a spree, And poor Brother Bennie has i wallowed a nail. Ami no one to help him hut me. Father, dear father, come home with mo now; There’s scrubbing and sweeping to do. \\ lute mother is solving I the problems of state. The children sire crying for you. : ' The socks must he darned, the patches tacked on, The byds must he turned hack to nir. And .mother’s shirtwaist must he troiied to-night. Orshewill have nothing to wear. Father, dear lather, come home with me now; It’s, 1 mdy without any man; And mother will grieve when she . comes-from the club. If tilings are not fixed spick and 'gpan. Don’t swear, dear pupa; it j isn’t, polite; The children , in hearing might •be. So let business slide, for-dent mother, you know. May bring home a few ‘friends ito ten. • Itochu*!'Hexpeer Old A**.. It’s shameful when youth fails to - skow't roper respect for old age, but ' , just the contrary-in -the case of dir. King’s New Life Pills. They cut off ' maladies no matt.- r how severs and ir respective of old age. Dyspepsia,, jaua dico, fever, constipation all yield to this perfect pill. 25c at Handers Drug Co. The late Bishop Dud ley of -Ken •tuckv could administer a rebuke delicately, hut on 'occasions he took care to see that the point- was plain. One ot the wealthiest members of his church as well us . - one of the closest told him-Ire was going abroad. “J have never been on the-ocean he said to the bishop,” and 1 would lik.- to know something that w ill ke?p me-from getting seasick. “You might swallow n nickel,” responded the bishop. “You’ll never give that ftp.”—New York /Times. A II ilium tiy niry rle. Terminated with an ugly cut on the leg of J. !!. timer, Franklin Grove, 111. i l develop'd a stubborn ulcer un yielding to doctors and remedies for four years. Then Kuckh-n’s Arnica salve cured It’s just as good for burns, scalds, skin eruptions and piles. 25c at Flanders Drug t’o. The mail whose wife comes down regularly on pay day usually has money in the hank against rainy day. Sul n Nick liuj si “I was taken severely sick with kid ney 1 rouble. I tried all sorts of medi cines, none of which relieved me. One day I saw an ml. of your Kleetric Bit ters amt determined to try that. After taking a few doses I felt relieved, and soon thereafter was entirely cured, and have not seen a sick day since. , Neighbors of mine have been cured of rheumatism, neuralgia, liver and kid ney troubles and general debility.” This is what It. F. Itass of Fremont, N.C. writes, (inly 50c at Flanders Drug t'o. That vein of pessimism now noticeable among men is due to 1 he approach of t lie house-cleaning period. liisilslroHs Wreck*. Carelessness is responsible for many | a railway wreck and the satin- causes \ lire making human wrecks of sufferers from throat and lung troubles. But since the advent of Dr. King’s Now Discovery for consnmption, coughs and colds, even the worst east's can be rtired, and hopeless resignation is no ! longer necessary. Mrs. bois t’raggof Dorchester, Mass., is one of many whose lile was saved by tiiis great ! remedy. Price 50r and $1 ; sample j 1 otlles free, t iuarantced for throat j and lung diseaser by Flanders Drug' 1 i -.mpnuj . title of the greatest mysteries iti'l life is wliv two women who cor- i dmll v hate eiielt ot her w ill cunt in- j ’ * # I | in- to i M-h.-inge visits and call each j, -1 iier “di. >.tr ’ ( Ills Shattered Belief “ Why, Joshua, what are you \ savin’?” “1 don’t believe in the i Bible, and there’s no use of me pretendin’ that Ido. Them's my sentiments. I hate to give up the old belief, because it was mighty comfortin’, but 1 can’t keep on j dingin’ to it no longer.” When his horrified wife could get her breath, says the Chicago Record-Herald, she gated. “Have you been rend in’ any of them college professors’ article about not. believin’ Jonah could lof lived in the whale or got down its t! rout?” “Nope, I ain’t much acquainted with whales, and I’m willin’ to believe that maybe Jonah might of got swullered and come up again 10. K. but my old belief’s gone forever, just the sumel” “I s’pose you don't think that rod what Moses hud could of turned into a serpent?” “Yes, that might of been, too. us fur as I know.” “Don’t you eiieve Daniel's friends could of stood it in the fiery furnace?” “I ain’t denyin’nnyot' them things at all, lint I’ve been trying to drive that tarnation spotted pig out of the orchard, and, by Jinks, I can’t never have any more faith in the story about. Nonlt drivin’ nil kinds ol animals into the ark. If he’d of had nny such job to do, it’s my opinion that the ruin would of fell and the ark would of sailed -off leaving him out there in the wet chasin' the two pigs.” Arc You a UjKpi-i-lie? If you arc a dyspeptic you owe it to yourself and your friends to get well Kodol Dyspepsia Cure will not only cure dyspepsia, indigestion and sour stomveh, but strengthens the whole dig-stive apparatus ai.d sweetens the life as well as the stoipac'i. When you take kodol _Dyspepsia Cure the food you eat is enjoyed. It i.-, digested, as similated and its nutrient properties appropriated by the blood and tissues. Health is the remit. Sold by Kubin son Drug Co. The true moral hero is not yet extinct. I have known a young father to go boldly into a store 1 and buy a rattle. t"*ml Far (la 11 Urea. The pleasant to take and harmless One Minute Cough-Cure gives imme diate relief in till cases of eougli croup and la grippe because it does not pass immediately into the stomach, but takes effeet right at the seat of the trouble, it draws out the inttamma tion, heals, soothes anil cures perma nently. One Minute Cough Cure is pleasant to take and it is good alike ■ Tor young and old. Sold by Kobinson Drug Co. There is n broni distinction which the ordinary masculine mind cannot appreciate between a . complexion and a skin. The Me*l Family Halve. DeWitt’s Witch Hazel gives instant relief from burns, cures cuts bruises, sores, eczema, letter and all abrasions of the skin. In buying Witch Hazel Salve it is only necessary to see that you get the genuine DeWitt’s and a cure ■ is certain. Counterfeits are worthless. DeWitt’s Witch Hazel Salw is perfectly harmless and cures. Sold by Bobittson Drug t’o. Some masculine tempers can he securely sewed on with buttons; others nre lost through the holes in Hilda red socks. A ('lire For ilradarhr. Any man, woman or child suffering from headache, hilliousncsg or a dull drowsy feeling should take one or two of De\\ ills Little Marly Kisers night and morning. These famous little pills are famous because they are a tonic as well as pill. While they cleans the system they strengthen and re build It by their tonic effect U|Km the liver and bowels. Sold by Kobinson ; Drug Co. If a minister's t rousers ling at the knees no apology is necessary. Yolkina Kqual to ('hniubcrlulnN* Colic, Cholera nnd Ularrhoes Remedy lor Rowel Corn ■Mnlnl* In Children. “We have used Chamber lain’s Colic, ! Cholera and Diarrhoea Kemedy in our - family for years,” says Mrs. J. B. j Cooke, of Nedcrlands, Texas. “We: | have given it to all our children. We r have used other medicines for the same purpose, Imt never found any- ! thing to equal Chamberlain’s. If you I will use il as directed it will always euro.” For sale by all druggists. You never hoar of truueu buying uny gold bricks. No, but for tht* reason that they are never marked -down to $999.11.5. % Srlstlr Rheumatism Cured. "I have been subject to sciatic rheu matism for years,” says E. H. Wald ron, of Wilton Junction, U. “My joints were stiff and gave me much pain and . iscomfort. My joints would crack when I straightened up. I used Chamberlain’s Pain Bairn and tig ye been thoroughly cured. Havenothad a pain or ache from the old trouble for many months. It is certainly a most wondcrfal liniment.” For sale by all druggists. I have observed that the women whose husbands have no bad lot hits w hatever, usually have to take in a little sewing to help jte'y the hills. A bride with a sour disposition is upt to' spoil the honeymoon. Re*l Csugh Mediclue fee C'MkMS When you buy s cough medicine tor small children.you want one in which you can place implicit confidence. You want one that not only relieves but cures. You want one that is uu quegtiouably harmless. You want one that is pleasant to take. Chamber lain’s Cough Kemedy meets all these conditions. There is nothing so good for the coughs and colds incident to childhood. It is also a certain pre ventive and aure for croup, and tie-re ia'no danger tvhatever from whooping cough when it is given. It >as been used in many epidemics of that dis ease with perf -ct success. Fur sale by all druggists. rabid moralists think that all Mormons should he sent to the penitentiary. I think the asylum would be more suitable. Has site always been to servants? Well, she can speak to her help of her husband with out calling him by his Christian name. Chaushcrluiu**Ntsasrh sad l.lver Tablet*. When you feel dull after eating. When you have no appetity. When you have a bad _ »*lte in the mouth. - „ When your liver is torpid When your bowvts are constipated. When you have a headache, k When you feel bilious. They will improve your appetite, cleanse and invigorate your stomach, and regulate your liver and be)*elh. Fur sick headache try (fiamber lain’s Stomach and Uver Tablets f-Ihey will ward off the attact if taken in time. Price 25 cents per bo*. sale by all druggists. ly. Three For One. To the first 250 paying us one dollar, either old or new subscribers, we will send the Advance,the American Farmer and the American Home one year. Send in at once,, as the first come will be th£ first served. - i , < E. MORGAN Dliyslclan And -s- Surgeon. Vidai.ia, Gkohuia. MilleniSoiMstern SCHEDULE Effective April 17, 1904. South Bound North Bound 1 3 5 STATIONS 2 4 6 am am pin am pm pm 500 11 35 4 OOi.v Milieu an 845220 845 503 11 40 4 03 So. Millen 843 2 13 843 5 15 11 53 4 15 Kmmalaiu- 8 30 2 00 8 30 524 1202p4 24 Butts 823151 823 •331211 433 Thrift , ( 8 15 t 428 15 5441223 445 Garfield 8 061 80 806 5 6112 29 451 Kimball 800134 800 5 53 12 32 4 55 Hooks 01*7 55 t 21 7 55 6031241 503 Summit,, 7b0112 750 8 06 12 44 5 06 Graymont' 7 47 1 09 7 47 6 15 12 53 5 15 Durdcnville 7 40 1 00 7 40 6 21 12 59 5 21 Monte J’k 7 35 12 54 7 35 840 1195 40 Monte 730D*»l 730 846 1 25 546 Monte J’n 71312 30 7 13 7 00 a a sStillinore i.v 7 00 12 15 7 00 800140 600 i.v “ ar 11 45a 625 8 06 1 47 6 05 G. Rro’«C’g6s4 11 36620 809154 610 Kenfield 651 11 29 615 8 15 2 01 6 15 Ohoopee P’k 6 44 IX 22 6 10 830210 621 Horace 8361113 606 8552176 27 0 A D June 830 11 06 602 9 38 2 21 6 30 Penhooja-e 6 27 1102 6 00 1 8 50 2328 40 Normant/n 818 1053 554 1 8 58 2396 40 Billvan 6 1210 46 550 ; 8152 55 700ar Vidalia i.vß 00 1030 540 FKANK R. DURDEN, 1.. B. ('1. ark, Agt., General Manager i j Vidalia. Ga i KEYSTONE SHAVING PARLOR, Silors Lueell, JE*i*op. Shaving, Haircutting and all tonsorial work done in the most approved style. Good tools, expert barbers and first; class work in every respect. L. C. Campbell & Bro., - Blackmniths and Wheelwrij{ht«i, All kinds of repair work in iron or wood done promptly at reasonable prices. i Utiyjfies and Wagons Painted. Give us a call when in need of anything in our line. Shop on Mc- Intosh street — Durden old stand. L. C. Campbell 5 Bro. Vidalia Bottling Works, KING & DURRETT Proprietorw. We are now open for busi ness and will be pleased to supply the trade in this vicin ity from our wagon. Good goods and prompt service will characterize our manner of doing business. Vidalia, Ga. Nothing can ever surpass it. “ Or. King’s New Discovery r ° r ar£"“ r - :i "v.T;. A Perfect For All Throat and Cure: Lung Troubles. Momr back if It fail*. Trial Bottlaa free. For Pain Take a Dr. Miles* , Anti-Pain Pill, and the Pain will dis appear Like Magic. Not by paralyzing the nerves and gl.tmh), like opium, morphine, cocaine, cr.il oilier dangerous drugs, but by in creasing the natural secretions. Tltls notion is obtained os n result of modern discoveries in medicine, making j it possible to relieve pain without bad after-effects. You can safely depend upon Dr. Miles’ Anti-Pain Pills to relieve nnd euro such I pains as Neuralgia, Headache. Stomach- i ache. Menstrual Pains. Rheumatism, ! Backache. Toothache, etc. They will also, by their calming act ion on the nerves, almost instantly re- J lleve such distressing feelings as Diz ziness. Car-Sickness, Indigestion. Irrl- I tability, Sleeplessm ss. Nervousness, etc. Not mcr< ly do they relieve, but they 1 also absolutely cure, becuuse by perse- ! vortng In their use, you do away with ! the cause. Dr. Miles' Anti-Pain Pills arc guar anteed that first package will benefit, or your money back. Never sold in bulk. **l am thankful for the good I.»r. M lew Anti-Pain Pills have and aro doing nv\ Kvor since tlie wav 1 havu i had spells of severe throbbing l.cnd- 1 acho, caused by catarrh, until six v«a« I ago, I began taking Anti-Pain I‘ills. the only remedy that ever gave ; me relief. Fince then I have not hr.l one hard ntlaek. because 1 take a Pill , ?. nt ?.J.V ovorcomcs tho diillculty.”—(JEO. i-AI NPLU.S. C»reensbnrg. In.l. ■PPPTP Write to us for Free Trial * l'ackagc of Dr. Mile*’ Anti- Pain Pills, the New Scientific Remedy j for Pain. Also Symptom Blank. Our 1 I Specialist will diagnose your ease, tell vou wlipt Is wriint. mid how to right It, Free. I>!t. MII.ES MUDICAI, CO. I | JuAnOnAiOKILJ, EUiIiAUT, iNU. If a«la I DYSPEPSIA CURE VW, ■ ■ m H M i B DIGESTS WHAT YOU EAT 31 m Hf fl HOM H Hn The sl .00b:t?:eco".taf-3 2 , 4t-ir.est l i 9 tr‘«lrfre. which se *for 50 cents. Ipl MJV Vljv in PREPARED ONLY AT THg LABORATORY CP H UR WliU EH C. C. DeWITT & COMPANY, CHICAGO. II.L. | Job II I 1 Printing. I Having just received an assortment of nice S? *!)x new type, we are desirous of obtaining your 4 S work. We do everything in the line of | JOB PRINTING 4 K At reasonable prices, and in style andqual ? i ity of material we please the most fastidi- s 7 L \ ous. Call or write l k I The Advance. j| I Publishing Co., | Vidalia, <La. § “VIJIALIA ItOt’TE” M. D. <fe S. Ry» Effective Nov. 22nd. 1903. No 84 No. 82 No. 20 No. 10 No. ?8 No. *1 P. M. A. M. A. M. * STATIONS P. M. P. M. A. M. i< <0 Atlanta 10 00 i*. M. (Via. Sou. Ry.) 080 ft 00 2is Macon ' 110 860 846 .(5 45 515 225 Swift Creek 12 59 8 Bl\ 880 (155 ft 80 288 Dry Branch 12 50 816 820 706 ft 45 240 Pikes Pen k 12 44 801 8,06 720 000 250 Fitzpatrick 12 86 260 758 780 ClO 258 Ripley 12 82 226 748 746 026 8 Oft Jeffersonville 12 22 210 ,7 8# 800 085 814 Uul lento re 12 12 150 718 815 665 822 Danville 12 08 180 709 825 708 820 Allentown 11 S 9 128 708 840 * 726 885 Montrose 1149 108 *0 48 855 7 45’ 844 Dudley 11 89 12 48 686 905 765 851 Sliewniake 1181 12 88 024 910 805 855 Moore 11 26 12 26 618 980 825 409 Ar Dublin 11 14 1205 000 10 00 12 05 Lv Dublin ■ 780 620 10 20 12 24 428 Guilin 10 57 710 601 10 85 12 89 488 Winter 10 47 655 447 10 55 12 59 443 Rock ledge 10 87 685 427 1105 109 118 Orlii ml 10 88 627 419 II 80 184 500 Soptrton 10 22 608 858 11 48 152 510 Tarrytown 10 12 5.45 340 12 02 206 516 ' Stanley 10 00 528 825 12 80 280 ft 35 v itlalia 950 500 800 a. k. p. m. p. m. (Via S. A. L. Ry ) /. m. a.M. a.m. j 8 80 Savannah 7 00 j Xus. 19 and 20 first class, daily wit h elegant coaches through with out change between Southern Ry. station Macon and Union station I Savannah. | Nos. 81 and 84 daily except Sunday. No. 82 Monday, Wednesday and Friday. No. 88 Tuesday, Thu., Sat. Arrive nnd depart from 1 foot of Walnut street, near entrance Central City Park, Macon. 1 E. E. Williamson, Traffic Manager, Macon, tin. Seaboard Air Line Railway. SAVANNAH AND MONTGOMERY. 87 73 71 Nov. 1. 1908. 72 74 88~ t’M pm am Central Time am am am 400 4SO 700 lv Savannah Ar 880 10 00 825 J -B> Ar Curler Lv 7 87 720 945 Vidalia ft 3ft 700 845 -1115 Helena 405 600 .75 71 72 70 5 (On 1120a Lv Hel.-na 4 OOp 8 OOp 550 12 15 Abbeville 306 700 651 125 Cordele 140 555 758 8 08p Americas 12 Bft 450 855 8 sft Richland 11 40 8 fte 7 55 Montgomery 8 (X) 77, 79 _ ’ 80 78 2 15p 10 15a Lv Columbus Ar 5 lop 10 25a 1 20 Albany 2 15 171 175 172 170 3 Iftp 7 <X>n Lv Abbeville Ar 1180a 7 OOp j 445 9(1(1 Ocilla 9 Ift 4 sft [Connections: —At Savannah, so. 71 connects with all trains for North and South. Train .vo. 72 emmets with all trains for all points North and East. At \ idulia train 71 connects for all points on M. D. & S,, Macon and all points North. At Cordele connections made for all points on G. S. &F. North nnd South and A. & N. Ry At Montgomery with L. <t N. and M. & O. Rys. for points South. For further information call on any agent 8 A L Ry. or C. B. Ryan, G. P. A. C. F. Stewart, Asst. G. P. A. Portsmouth, Ya. Savannah Ga. E. A. Strunk, Agent, Vidalia, Ga.