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ordinariosf Mrfljf
Austin. Dar aln’-t teip dollars in de
whole family. ‘ ' I KnoW bcfciulM.1 baa
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XTTi > r»i«u at**!* Vl»iJ»*U*4g V a i.Ji# i-ii.
- “ You tmnk not nae snob i
<v*?lb, o * ^’iH
femo
state yonr .psjifc'* ’ *;
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-to dat ar
married in
piaoe at aaliop on, de mourner’ftkscab,
and ■dn dd' day tefoah' New' Year’s I
made upifajf' mind to tap rnyfiRare
wow am dense of a fntnre fodder
in-law ef yon can’t tax' him far a ten ?’’
c * Didhe'givo yoa tbs ten dollars f ”
asked tbs justice.
“'Bain Jdbnsibg then went on to
Mate that when he 'asked bis fntnre
father.indaw f old, man Snowball, for
likrrfbbw po
ny ^ When be bears a brass band for
tho first limb, Hat finally cooled down
and said as soon as be dished off >
be would band over theX.
I ‘all right’ and went off,"
said Sam, "bat seems dat after I was
gone, old then Snowball asked bis
darter, Matildy, to let him hab de
funds, bat nebber tolo her It was far
me. She said she couldn’t find her
portmania, and asked her brndder
Sob, who am sitting on de bench dar,
wid bis bead tied op, fnr de ten dol
lars. He said he would get It as soon
as de bank opened, as he didn’t hab
no small change; and he banted me
ap and down Austin avenue and
asked me ter lend him ten dollars, and
I said I would nest day, bnt I nebber
meant to do no such foolishness, no
how. Yon see, judge, none of 'em
tolo de adder dat bit was me what
fust started de business.” ’
"Well, what has all this do with
the assault?” asked the justice.
“ Nest day, New Year's day, I called
at de Snowball mansion on Austin nv-
enne. Dey was all dar. I axed de
ole man if he had de ten dollars he
promised me. He said ‘sartinly,’ and
went ober to Matildy and axed her
for de money Bhe had promised him,
and she said 'sartinly* too,and she goes
ober ter Bob for de money he had
promised. Bob said 'of course,' and
I liopo I may be struck dead in my
tracks ef dat old nigg&h didn’t come
up ter me and say: “ Bruddor-in-lnw
what's gwine ter be, has yer got de
ton dollars yer promised me?”
" What followed ?” asked tho justice.
“I jess ri* up, and putting my
stove-pipe on de side ob my head, I
said: 'I tenders my resignation as a
fotnre son-in-law, de same to go into
effect from right now. II yer suspects
dat Sam Jobnsing am sich a sucker
as ter play matrimony in a family dat
hain't got ten dollars on New Yeab’a
day, you am whistling to the wrong
pap, dal’s all,’ and I made fur de
door”' -“I s ,; ;
" What toast r ( *r *"
“What next? Come here, jedge,
and run yer band ober my wool and
fed datbnmplikaan egg plant Dai’s
a New Ysar’s giff from Matildy. Doss
yst ass 'its hsse’ pssigsjl eqrs i T)alkj
what I got from de ols maatem-
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Anamnsing sto*y, Illustrative of the
Mothers;
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N UHt ti
ever studied mathemafiMT \ ^
"No,” answered the boatman.
.told of a philoao-
a‘lake in Boot-
boatman if be had
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V "Then half your life is lost,” replied
the philosopher
n upaet the
" Clan you swim ?” shouted the boot-
man, as they both : floundered in the
New Building,
the whole <***»We fMeT or
j1 retail, with every thing in the line of
dMM^jeadag the philoso
pher to his fate.
The disadvantage of not being oo-
minted' with the praotioal is tragically
us tinted by the fate of Ooadoroet, the
philosopher. 1 He died beoauae
he did not know how ifhbdld
bis putiulo an omelet ,, T , , ,,,
At the breaking out of the revolution
of *88, Oondowet, finding himself among
mod to the guillotine, fled
Impelled, by hanger, he
entered a village inn and asked for an
omelet. * The philosopher was a man ot
aJincwt universal information, but, un-
fortuiiMtqiy, hii knew, nothing of the
oompteition ot.thin simple dish.
" How many eggs would you like in
your omelet?" asked tiptop-keeper. .
"A dozen," answered the ignorant
philosopher, not knowing that be was
ordering enough for three or four mem
The landlord’s suspicions were
aroused. A man asking fur on omolu
a dozen eggs must be on ariatoor 1
The stranger’s passport wus demo
He had none.
“ Who are you?” demanded tl> ' i.
"I am a carpenter, seeking
said Oondorbek
Your hands give tho lie to yuui
words,” replied the inn-keeper, pointing
to his guest’s delioato, clean hands.
The authorities wero called in, who
•eat the philosopher to the jail. When,
the next morning, the jailer opened
the oeQ door, he found a oorpso. Con-
doroet had escaped the guillotine by a
dose of poisou.—r YotiMt Companion.
New Yaar’agift on my pocson what
Bob took obt ft moof-ful wid hla taet.
Dot's why I walks wid a cane. I triad
mighty hard to return de compE-
uients ob de season, bat wheu do ole
'oman pound bilin' water down my
frteh, I drew oat as an m^edeodant
candidate. Dey out voted me, jedgm”
In Consideration of it beiug the hol
iday season, and about the justice's
time for dinner, Um cases were die-
•.»•*.
The quest i* •:» as to who shqll bo
speaker of th»- house has to be settled
after even' murrinye.
Mrs. Uverna>.e is J. i ; : firing on
“The May of T*--!n_v.” T t boy is
the *n>‘j-ct ofa good deal of I “during.
A MHATTJSHKD MO unit.
John Adania,’* said bjs friend und
colleague, Thomas Jefferson, speaking
of the OokgTMH which issued tho Decla
ration Of IndejK-udeuco, “ John Adam*
was our Colossus on tho floa& He wus^
nut graceful nor elegant nor remarkably
fluent, but bo came out occasionally
th apowor of thought and expression
that moved us from our scats.’'
An illustration of Mr. Adams’ forco of
language and striking figures of s;ieech
was given to Duuicl Webster, just be
fore the venerable ox-Piusideut’s death.
Mr. Webster called on Mr. Adams at his
homo in Quincy, aud found him reclin
ing on the sola, breathing with great
difficulty.
"I am glad to see you, sir," said Mr,
Webster, •' and I hope you arc getting
along pretty well.”
"Ah, sir," answered Mr. Admits,
drawing a long breath, "quite tho con
trary. I find I am a poor tenant, occu
pying a house muoh shattered by time;
it sways and trembles with every wind,
and has, in fact, gone almost to decay,
and what is worse, air, the landlord; as
Dear as I can find oat, don’t Intend to
msko any repairs."
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Tot smartest things are often said by
monism- A noide&t physician, who
WM making his rounds in a lunatic asy
lum found an adult patient riding •
hobby-horse, "Btfang yoar hobby, arq
you?” be said. " No," said theluna-
tK ”X am riding my bobby-bone”
"What fa the difleceooe?” said the doo-
k*. "Any one who is riding a hobby-
Bqns eon stop when he chooees; but
qr om who'll riding s hobby oauV?
On BainUy evening a well-known
member him by;and Taegot enodAqr ^,,ifatpr.«ohed(romthefax^ "Baul,
' *“ gaol, why i-swtoofaet thou >lo?" In
the audieuo. there was an engineer
named8*u\ '’he was aooompanied by
his wife m. .ilia girt.. The reverend
gentleman t-i-sted his text several
times, .... Saul, why perseouteet
thou Me? At fast the daughter of
Saul, thi. - iug that the text had a per*
tonal nppi.astioa, looked ap into the
faoe (A her father and said t " Don’t mind
Urn, father, he’s l«eu drinking.”
fr is suspected by the Boston Globe
that a good many fathers have ascer
tained that the man waa right who said:
“Learning is well enough ; but it hard
ly pays to give a 85,000 education to a
85 bOT.”
The Philadelphia Sew* believes that
-h lurks in boiled cabbage, Bake
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INSURANCE AND COLLfCTM AIENT,
WILL BUY AND SELL,
Land ar\d Real Estate.
DENTIST,
BRUNSWICK, - GEORGIA.
Office up stair* In Crovttt's new bntldlng. jy23-l
Dr. R. B. HILL
Offer* hie professional servleee to the cMsene of
Brunswick. Can be founS, dtrrlng thediyt at his
office, next door to RoMrts’ Dya* More, -near th*
Post Office, smt during the night st his resldenc*
on Oeorce Street, Dtsvllle, near old M. A B. R. R.
depot. decl7-tf
INQUIRE AT OFFICE OF
X«e Baron Drury,
Citation.
Notice ii hereby
tbit Mary A. l)uBl|
rane Avenue—five rooms sud kitchen under one
roof. For terms apply to
Da. W. B. BURROUGHS,
deed-If or, C. P. GOODYEAR.
forflna)
and each of you
court objection*. If any you
given to UI' nnrttee concern..!
on on, as administratrix of Felltt-
* - - -■ ■ —- Ordiua-
petition
and you
to file !i| thin
•lischarge,
to iucb
by or before the first Monday in March 18*2.
Tbi* December 1,1881. EDGAR P. DART,
Ordinary .G C. Ga.